Go Ahead. Drink the Gender Fluid. | r/ItemShop

[@TheDarwinProject1]

The last one was obviously the Mother Borg Cube!

[@Zora_TheSideCharacter]

Dad, mom, and mom are away, so dad takes us shopping

[@asveses5730]

It makes me think we're part of a divorced family. Or just four people who adopted us individually. As the saying goes, it takes a village.

[@thunderbirdsfan1039]

​@@asveses5730 so true

[@rosegray4061]

@@asveses5730 polygamous divorce

[@missylanieous]

you could've called me in -.- i wasn't at pax east either

[@asdeed2]

Not to be confused with the gender plasma

[@asdeed2]

Or the gender criticalfluid

[@_StarlightRose_]

Or the gender bose einstein condensate

[@ominousmecha500]

Do me a gender solid

[@AeronHale]

Or the theoretical "gender solid" which we think may exist but have yet to confirm it's existence in a laboratory setting.

[@Greatsword585]

gend-"air", if you will

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

7:00 it's called bunny chow in south africa and you eat it the same way you'd eat anything in a bread bowl, with a fork/spoon and ripping off pieces of bread to dip in it

[@Coolbond2]

honestly if this was layered with cheese and melted you could even slice it.

[@Payt1502]

God the deluxe programmer socks are what I NEED in my life!!

[@NeonDripKitty]

same, i want thighhigh ones

[@somerandomgamer8504]

Same ;3;

[@stargrazerhorse4248]

You just know they're getting those paw socks so they can see what the toe beans feel like... xD probably about how you'd expect...

[@tatiana4050]

7:43 from the makers of deconstructed sandwich, here comes: constructed salad.

[@Galactic_Procyon]

Zen’s not beating the furry allegations with that first post.

[@CuppaLLX]

Zen bear the red panda not a furry? Good luck

[@Tetsukonakaneedits]

benefit of being a clueless game developer watching Kalbus: free item ideas downside: infinite distractions

[@LumoBlaze]

yw, we do it specifically to spite all of game dev kind :3 thats why I haven't made a game in years

[@Tetsukonakaneedits]

@@LumoBlaze this reply made my day, especially since I've been watching you guys since the "Special guest Lumo" days

[@demonlilith420]

5:20 Zen forgetting Americans are legally able to carry concealed weapons whenever and almost where ever

[@Going4Broke2528]

Switch blades of most varieties are an exception to that rule in most states

[@Pink_Ruby]

Especially in Texas! :D

[@CheeseyBreezey]

That and it's the dinky-est little knife ever.

[@KyleCorbeau]

actually many concealed knives are illegal through most of the US. ESPECIALLY gravity and switch blades. why a concealed gun (1 purpose, only to kill what's on the other side) is more legal that concealed blade (multiple purposes across many industries), lobbyists.

[@Ze_N00B]

​​​@@KyleCorbeau Sound. Bladed weapons are silent and if used correctly, will make no noise on kill. Guns, even when supressed are still really loud and will alert people. Knives are just better than guns when it comes to urban murder. Plus, I don't think you can claim lobbying against an industry that's gutted day-by-day by people who use the term "fully-semi-automatic" unironically.

[@MrSirSquishy]

I'm getting a phantom Lumo effect where Zen says something and I keep expecting to hear Lumo come back with some weird or witty response but it just never happens.

[@supercloudreed]

i hope Zen remember the air holes this time when sending the Lumo bio-bot to the event.

[@ShinyVespiquen]

Wait. The Gender Fluid is real, but not the BOYSMELL Fluid? Smh.

[@fallensparrow6402]

something similar to that bread thing is popular in my country, it's called "bunny chow". you use the bread as a bowl, sort of. eat the stuff inside till theres bread sticking out, then break off bit of bread to and dip in inside till level, rinse, repeat

[@aydencahoon6557]

How many lemons.... Are in the gender fluid

[@LittleParody]

2:00 Nonono, this is for roasting a marshmallow when you don't want to make a set up any size of firepit for it!

[@rosegray4061]

I NEED THE SOCKS FROM THE INTRO

[@Payt1502]

SAME THEIR SO GOOD

[@ozzmodiosthegreat3319]

Someone send an Amazon link I beg

[@ericsvekric]

0:01 where are theas socks!! I need them!!

[@nicefighter]

0:33 my family's entire primary cutlery set is like that

[@TFGA_tFoMS]

3:04 THE ONLY THKNG I KNOW FOR REAL

[@NicoBabyman1]

THERE. WILL. BE. BLOOD!🩸

[@theodorepietrzak5218]

0:33 it is stainless steel that has been heat treated, very safe.

[@supercloudreed]

or it The effect that causes oil slick rainbows (aka iridescence) is called thin-film interference and has a pretty neat explanation

[@edwinmaster7326]

3:00 firing wooden pellets? That wood be nuts!

[@Daniel22208]

It never feels right with just one person now

[@animetalk8132]

That flame sword was neat also spoon...cat

[@notagoat281]

I like how in the outro only the money was fictional. Wait. Fictional money? Isn't that just counterfeit?

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

The first one got me dead

[@Pink_Ruby]

Wait. I have the GenderFluid, fluid. I have a can with me in my room. xD And it tasted like what TV static sounds like. So anyways it glitched my gender in to MissingNo. oops

[@alexmcdonald4707]

Very enriching!

[@TarynBeeswax]

2:08 Zen the cat is orange, that -5 intelligence is already attached

[@saellanya]

Zen alone? been a while :D Thanks

[@ADo_Bad_Idea]

We need an item shop sword edition

[@TechKnowCat]

i have a whole set of those rainbow colored flatware they are my favorite kitchen thing ever for the moment

[@nakunyame2071]

first thing: I really would love some of those in different colors, fallen tree part: I feel like it's more of a gunbreaker weapon than a machinist

[@TelikiMouse]

Finally a just zen episode to bring balance back into the force XD.

[@Ks_StayC]

5:27 my mind is so dirty that when you said "anything can be a-" i Auto completed to a lewd version.

[@Terumimi]

....does anyone know where i can get those paw socks, i think i need them

[@somescottishlassie891]

So if we're the kids.... father we need at least one dog.

[@supercloudreed]

we do have a dog name Lumo but he at the vets for sometime. plus there is a cat somewhere around here.

[@MrUhlus]

going back to the dark ages with the 1 person videos

[@Goldencub-2020]

I need those deluxe programmer socks!!!!

[@ianhowick]

@8:10 no i get it, i would love to not have to push down on the sticks, or to accidently push down on the stidks to activate anything bound to R3 or L3

[@colinz226]

What can I buy with fictional money? Depends on who accepts Bitcoin.

[@Oscribus]

will the Gender Fluid give me magical powers, or just a failed digestion system?

[@Kenya_Berry]

I know a futurama reference when I hear it, Mr finglonger

[@loonylovely7]

The kids are not alright Zen. Look after us better, please

[@Unikay]

I want those socks.

[@razzyxrose]

0:36 i have that same spoon.

[@laurencegagniuc4806]

Ah, so a zen and zen episode

[@thunderbirdsfan1039]

Dad what is our spending limit?

[@Shadow-id8sy]

it feels so lonely

[@mrblakeboy1420]

this is on the meow wolf official shop, so it’s probably an omega mart thing

[@_StarlightRose_]

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus, down from the heavens descend chuck norris Who delivered a kick that could shatter bones into the crotch of indiana jones Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain as batman changed back into bruce wayne But chuck saw through his clever disguise, and he crushed batman's head in between his thighs

[@MeLoNarXo]

The Ultimate showdown of Ultimate history

[@_StarlightRose_]

@@MeLoNarXo of ultimate destiny

[@Terumimi]

Then gandalf the grey and gandalf the white And monty python and the holy grail's black knight And benito moussilini, and the blue meanie And cowboy curtis, and jambi the genie Robocop, the terminator, captain kirk, darth vader Lo-pan, superman, every single power ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

[@edwinmaster7326]

8:28 the borg orb

[@missnaomi613]

"Mandatory Borg comment." 😃👍

[@lilliylil-lie43]

⚠️warning ⚠️ running low on : gender.

[@axelprino]

It feels odd to be included in "all the kids" when I'm sure I'm older than Zen. Also, the Spanish word "Y" is pronounced ee (like the name of the letter 'e' in English) and it just means "and".

[@jaykae2538]

The lighter with multiple jets is for lighting cigars.

[@crown4212]

4:17 Childe but cryo

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

Did the others die in a factory mishap?

[@UnholyTriforceDelenn]

5:43 Does anyone else get 'The Three Storms' vibes from this hat, a la the 1986 film "Big Trouble in Little China"? Just me? Ok.

[@mallowthemarsh1155]

always love item shop with kalbus

[@egoethereals]

Gender Fluid: Best Item.

[@scared1585]

I need a link to buy those socks at the start

[@ianhowick]

ALSO: @0:52 that is NOT long enough to be the Finglonger

[@colinz226]

We should be funding the IRS actually, they mostly make the rich pay what they already owe

[@riddickraymond7067]

Cat's are wired sometimes

[@princealigorna7468]

Since he said it, can someone make a gif of Bismuth from Steven Universe giving Zen the eye waggle since he loves her so much😜 Also 8:20 That's the Borg Cube

[@supercloudreed]

it the start of The Borg Invasion.

[@princealigorna7468]

@@supercloudreedResistance is futile. You will be assimilated

[@TenkoBerry]

Genderfluid A Good Drink to Hydrate With, With 20% less sugar just don’t ask where it comes from

[@flameongamer8534]

Oh neat a solo zen vid

[@TheLazyComet]

zen took the first chance he could to include overtly furry content without anyone there to stop him, didnt he. GOD that first video weirded me out

[@caoinhnamkhanh2795]

daddy wheres the other daddy 😔

[@ianhowick]

Zen, if you need soemone to record with who will get you cencored by the algorithm, i;'m there for you. also, if you need someone to run the nightfall with, i;'m also there with you

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

Algorruh

[@The_Hattur]

Btw you can actually buy the gender fluid, it’s in omega mart in las Vegas

[@lolmanyolo7255]

7:26 You eat it fast so you don't spill

[@shiratojin]

mfw the. Help my head hurts kids where I am are playing things in the echoing halls at 3 million units of sound. Stop it stop it it’s all things with loud dinging noises too stop it stop it my head hurts enough already..

[@tyleraustin5956]

sup ZEN

[@Kafj302]

I am like number 336

[@potatofish7730]

12 seconds and no views. Really fell off 😔

[@supercloudreed]

not all people can start watching right at the sec it get uploaded. there are times when a video is uploaded that it will not fully play till a min or so have pass so it can pass the KZbin edit bots.

[@potatofish7730]

@@supercloudreed me when I'm a silly jester

[@tanienygb]

:3

[@maelthrajaluk42]

WHERE DO I GETS DA PEETIEPAWS?!?! =0w0=

[@mallowthemarsh1155]

always love item shop with kalbus

[@Zora_TheSideCharacter]

:3