No wonder Melbourne lost the title of ‘World’s Most Liveable City’. More from The Weekly Subscribe: bit.ly/WeeklyKZbin Facebook: bit.ly/WeeklyFacebook Twitter: bit.ly/WeeklyTwitter
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@ThatsMrSockPuppet5 жыл бұрын
"A tram is a bus with no options" Classic
@sable935 жыл бұрын
At least trams don't fart warm diesel fumes into your face lmao
@emmas63645 жыл бұрын
@@sable93 No, because of how packed the trams are, the disgusting passengers fart warm fumes into your face.
@tevitaaho21095 жыл бұрын
@@emmas6364 🤣🤣🤣
@heedlessed79522 жыл бұрын
@@annabeljohnson6536 you're wrong about a lot of stuff though, I can tell by your profile pic. Many of the trams have dedicated lanes and are able to cruise past buses that would be stuck in traffic whichever direction they try to go. Plus Trams are a smoother and less polluting ride. Get rekt.
@MitchellBPYao Жыл бұрын
They good to look at not so keen on riding them
@basedbattledroid35075 жыл бұрын
"Melbourne is controlled by a brutal warlord known as Eddie McGuire." Perfect
@raven-dq6ox5 жыл бұрын
Eddie McGuire spreads his propaganda every morning on Tripple M
@spart34995 жыл бұрын
@Jeremy KirkpatrickI think you're referring to Adam Goodes
@musicalneptunian4 жыл бұрын
Wrong! Joffa Corfe is the real warlord who controls him!
@triarb57903 жыл бұрын
2 years on. How prophetic.
@helimark61612 жыл бұрын
substitute Dan Andrews foe eddy and you have your answer
@tislukey42895 жыл бұрын
Melbourne uniform is a Kathmandu jacket
@VTpieface10294 жыл бұрын
Nah that’s reserved for second generation Asian Melbournians. Trust me. I own one xD
@takemasu454 жыл бұрын
Yeah the dark grey and acid green insides one
@Sachin.Chandra4 жыл бұрын
I'd just like to point out two things. A. That's gross generalisation. B. It's absolutely true
@AKAMCZS4 жыл бұрын
so true hahaha
@VTpieface10294 жыл бұрын
Ethan pangilinan You ever walked into Melbourne Uni during winter? 😂
@nwoexposer895 жыл бұрын
Lived in Melbourne my whole life. This is so accurate.
@_Only_Zuul5 жыл бұрын
me too. i've never left.
@aussiepete89145 жыл бұрын
Most people in Melbourne are fake and superficial. They don't give a crap about you and will only associate with you if it benefits them in some way. The weather here is gloomy and shit 6 months out of the year. This garbage weather effects people's mental states to the point where it's the sjw and feminist capital of the country. Suburbs like Fitzroy and Brunswick are filled with skinny jeans-wearing soy-guzzling manginas. These people may as well be a different species to me and other sane people. Melbourne feels drab and miserable due to the anti-social people mainly but also the crappy and uninspiring architecture. Melbournians also brag about it being the world's most livable city. It no longer has that title but it boggles my mind how it even had that title to begin with. In closing, Melbourne is a shithole and Jerry Seinfeld was right when he called it the anus of the world.
@dirkardostevergreen48275 жыл бұрын
I lasted 6 months.
@Steph.981144 жыл бұрын
@joelabo cause we where born there
@Assenayo3 жыл бұрын
It's not to late to leave. Just don't move to Sydney, it's even worse.
@baljitkaur71745 жыл бұрын
We know you love Melbourne, Tom. Look at your scarf, you will fit right in.
@LJY085 жыл бұрын
Yup! It's fuckin' cold right now!
@boulderthefat1545 жыл бұрын
simran kaur well he needs a man bun, a suit while carrying a hicking backpack and a beard
@janosk83925 жыл бұрын
Boulder The Fat But those beards are so heavy to lug around.
@christy768405 жыл бұрын
I recently just lost my mom and this is the first genuine laugh that's came out of me! Thanks, The Weekly, I needed that. 😘
@gorillaguerillaDK5 жыл бұрын
Christy Dunlap Sorry for your loss.... Laughter is the best "medicine" against those dark moments....
@luked99845 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss. My favorite of tom Gleason's is hard chat with politicians. They always make me laugh
@christy768405 жыл бұрын
GorillaGuerilla thank you I appreciate your comment. And yes it sure is. I love to laugh. Lately it's just a little tough to 💛
@christy768405 жыл бұрын
Qyit Rcevr To they're my favorite too! And thank you! 💛
@MarkleZephire5 жыл бұрын
Hi Christy. Glad to hear you are laughing again. Stay well.
@lawdpleasehelpmeno5 жыл бұрын
Unironically the best and most honest review of Melbourne I've seen.
@Nautilus19725 жыл бұрын
I love Aussies. Love their humour. I'll get there one day God willing. Yarra ... St Kilda's ... all introduced to me ... via Chopper's books! Love from Ireland.
@frankly885 жыл бұрын
i hope there are still some Aussies left here when you decide to visit
@mtracy2445 жыл бұрын
Better hurry before it disappears into something else.
@MitchellBPYao Жыл бұрын
The flicking
@olympic.fanatic47465 жыл бұрын
Lived in Victoria my whole life. So true, but Tom- you forgot to mention Melbourne’s inconsistent weather patterns
@joebloggs6195 жыл бұрын
Lived in Melbourne for years, back in the days when it had its good points and I loved the city, despite being true blue country. The weather is erratic but that is the least of my complaints about Melbourne because you can always bring your brollie everywhere, plastic rain poncho in handbag, three piece suit and layered clothing you can peel off or put back on to deal with erratic 4 seasons in one day Melbourne weather. But, it is the rest of the Melbourne muck one cannot easily deal with, even if you wear the standard Melbourne uniform they all wear there, to repel or hide all the muck there, the crime, the sleaze, the corruption.... I guess all cities must have a bit of this muck. But Melbourne must take out first prize as the most muck addled city in Australia. Some say it is the New York of Australia.
@RGld-jg8rs5 жыл бұрын
4 seasons in 1 day
@jackryan21352 жыл бұрын
It's very consistent. It sucks from The start of May till the end of Feb.
@samanthafairweather9186 Жыл бұрын
@@RGld-jg8rs that's what I was gonna say!
@MitchellBPYao Жыл бұрын
3:37 rolls my eyes
@jvkanufan81155 жыл бұрын
'An Idiot Abroad' - Australian style.
@hellofromme93815 жыл бұрын
I LOVE GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!! More please!!!!!!
@thewhitegoldfish5 жыл бұрын
I was literally watching this when I got busted on the tram 😂😭
@SynapticTV5 жыл бұрын
The $75 PTV fine is more like $242 now.
@mfanto15 жыл бұрын
SynapticTV if you don't pay on the spot
@glennoc85855 жыл бұрын
SynapticTV what's a ptv fine?
@florenceholmes64635 жыл бұрын
There's no pay on the spot option anymore.
@alyssachick5 жыл бұрын
It's when you get a fine for not having a valid ticket while using public transport
@The98597thMark5 жыл бұрын
Nah, the fine was always $200+. The $75 on the spot was a separate option and it wasn't a fine, it was a bribe in all but name.
@fin51975 жыл бұрын
Tom, you know you want to do Bendigo
@Spid.E-girl5 жыл бұрын
Sci Fin Omg! Yes please. 😂👏🏻
@shanesuridge5875 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention the latest tourist attraction that Melbourne has got high crime rate lol
@Gunshow05 жыл бұрын
Mate, it’s a good town
@havesomedeathsticks5 жыл бұрын
Bendighetto
@Denizen365 жыл бұрын
Morttyyyyyy
@goanna835 жыл бұрын
Lol this is gold! 😂 Thanks for this , we really need some cheering up especially after what happened as of recent in Melbourne #staystrong 👊
@XxJaffaCakeBoysxX3 жыл бұрын
well this aged perfectly...
@jakegargiulo51012 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the biggest joke in Melbourne, St Kilda Beach" HAHAHAHHAA
@seanoreilly18324 жыл бұрын
A tram is just a bus with no options 😂😂😂
@Murrangurk25 жыл бұрын
OMG Melbourne has a public transport system! one step ahead of the rest of Australia!
@cutiesushis51874 жыл бұрын
Murrangurk2 I live in Melbourne and the transport system is great
@MitchellBPYao2 жыл бұрын
Everywhere the same
@samanthafairweather9186 Жыл бұрын
Huh? Transport Australia wide is shocking.
@C4mDog5 жыл бұрын
As a visitor to Melbourne for me it peaked 10 years ago... a perfect mix of history and possibility... now the globalised chains stores and fire risk cladded buildings are taking over.
@earthwolf824 жыл бұрын
@Historical Icons I escaped Melbourne because it's turned into a shithole.
@ninjamoves36423 жыл бұрын
2000 from Brisbane for a great 12 months in Fitzroy, fell in love with a hot Vietnamese Aussie babe... 5 min walk to the Punters Club, Gangland slayings every second day, Crown for afternoon beers..heroin junkies on the nod on the outbound trains and dance music festivals all fuelled on Tony's cheap speed pills.. was a year like no other.. haven't been back since.
@MitchellBPYao Жыл бұрын
Its great seeing how others see it but when you go the location is there
@BasicXavier5 жыл бұрын
This is why Tom Gleeson deserves a Logie.
@rjtas5 жыл бұрын
He was on screen for less than two seconds, but he stole the show. WHO WAS THAT BARTENDER?! I have to have him.
@skypink58215 жыл бұрын
Pack a lunch, and something to piss in 🤣. Please do Sydney. Endless material there
@whiteeye51983 жыл бұрын
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@sneekapeek7075 жыл бұрын
brilliant, love Australia. and love how their insults are sometimes the best compliments.
@SENATORPAIN12 жыл бұрын
shut up glenn. that was a compliment.
@samanthafairweather9186 Жыл бұрын
If you're not being insulted, that's an insult!
@triscurtis5 жыл бұрын
This segment is wayyyy too good to need cringey canned laughter.
@eerikkiwhykeke15205 жыл бұрын
I need more of these they are gems, definitely think this one is the best one yet. Anyways can’t wait to see what he says for Perth ahahaha.
@chaos43165 жыл бұрын
Mate, this is absolute gold!! Do FREMANTLE
@hakket_nz34425 жыл бұрын
this is Gold well done
@music4real5 жыл бұрын
I actually think he went easy on Melbourne. There's so much to hate about it you can't really cover everything in 5 minutes.
@littlepaws59475 жыл бұрын
Rick O'Shea yep
@trippyjun5 жыл бұрын
Rick O'Shea have you seen Canberra? It makes Melbourne feel like paradise.
@emgee655 жыл бұрын
Rick O'Shea Let me guess ... you’re from Shitney , right? lol
@sophiecorkhill28985 жыл бұрын
Rick O'Shea I've never been to melb everyone raves how great it is Tho. Is it really a shit hole?
@glennoc85855 жыл бұрын
Sophie Corkhill not a shuttle now by its overrated for sure not too.mention crowded and expensive. It's a but like an expensive Manchester by the sea, but it's more like a port with no waves. The towns and coast outside if Melbourne make Melbourne an attract place base oneself. Ocean road, Mornington, snow fields etc. Tbh most I'd cities are the same bike its getting shitty you need to leave out from the cities much like must countries now. No different in The UK, di2, USA and Asia. I can't see why anyone eod emigrate from a western city to another western city it seems pointless.
@LJY085 жыл бұрын
"Melbourne would be a great place to see, if it hadn't disappeared up its own arse" - Man! I am a born-and-bred Melbournian and that just made me piss myself. Yup! Sometimes, even I roll my eyes...
@stache2973 жыл бұрын
I’ve been to Melbourne and I could not tell what season it was
@SophieBayliss5 жыл бұрын
I love how he said that it is cold but while I am watching this it is 40 degrees here in Melbourne
@luminair112 жыл бұрын
I lived in Melbourne for 10 years and hated the weather, being originally from Sydney.......meanwhile Tom won't be making a lot of friends there!
@ellebell59645 жыл бұрын
I'm dreading Adelaide's ep 😂...
@Funstuff136135 жыл бұрын
Priceless!
@zyawotha5 жыл бұрын
The only thing I love about Melbourne is the Hume Hwy that leads out of it
@keiran-zz1kn5 жыл бұрын
so true
@michelguevara1515 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Britain, the only good thing to come out of it is the flight
@petergoodwin24655 жыл бұрын
@Ellie Mack ha,ha, how true. The worlds most liveable city my ass.
@Geebax25 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but the Hume Highway leads to Sydney, an even bigger shithole than Melbourne.
@Christoff0703 жыл бұрын
Ngl this made me really sad I loved melb when I went there
@corinamullins75 жыл бұрын
You have to do Albury!!!
@TheRealMycanthrope5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who notices Tom Gleeson is slowly morphing into Peter Hellier?
@subzer03815 жыл бұрын
how?
@narohato17495 жыл бұрын
No gleeson is actually funny, where as Hellier hasn't been funny since he was Rove's late night show 20 years ago.
@liamamundson76965 жыл бұрын
I bet this will be in the news tomorrow
@Lola_t5 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for a Perth edition
@greenisnice68 Жыл бұрын
RIP Father Bob.
@thomasmcgillivray39975 жыл бұрын
He be hard to please this mother eh...this was the best add for Melbourne I've seen...I'm sold on it & must visit there?
@CaptainAwesome-mz6mt5 жыл бұрын
*Melbourne, My home city, in a nutshell* Thanks Weekly! :)
@anifelix96455 жыл бұрын
Please do Brisbane next.. sincerely from someone who lives here
@jugganaunt34694 жыл бұрын
Su true i live in brisbane and its shit compared to Melbourne
@ninjamoves36423 жыл бұрын
@Alex De Large I'd say Melbourne owns the torturous label pal, enjoying COVID?
@MitchellBPYao Жыл бұрын
@@jugganaunt3469 the man made beach and the plaza area
@jugganaunt3469 Жыл бұрын
@@MitchellBPYao the streets beach is ok tbh and the weather's nice that's about it infastructure is very behind freeways are always packed Logan's a hole and a half and everythings expensive well mostly
@mistayuto5 жыл бұрын
I live in Melbourne, it's not too bad if you stay at home and hardly go out.
@grandwiz57 Жыл бұрын
Dictator Dan accommodated you there
@earthwolf825 жыл бұрын
Haha as a Melburnian, I pissed myself laughing at this.
@australianpatriot3 жыл бұрын
its a fucking dump
@gusy6295 жыл бұрын
Come to Perth, folks!
@charliedawson48775 жыл бұрын
gusy629 You people are like Mormons. Nobodies ever gonna say yes. Why do you ask?
@jasecooper-brubaker72832 жыл бұрын
I moved to melbourne from Brisbane in January 2020...hooray lockdown, now im moving back to qld coz i want to get out
@subsynchronous5 жыл бұрын
always with the lane way art in travel shows, always
@pixlekingproductions5 жыл бұрын
Love this segment. Do mount isa next
@BushSniffers5 жыл бұрын
squatting_slav that'll be a fucking crack up!
@kerriefearby9542Ай бұрын
Spot on!
@alandtic46165 жыл бұрын
i like how go away by far has the most views but they upload it less than there other segments
@hustlehustle35785 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the biggest joke in Melbourne, St Kilda beach" 😂🤣😂
@cutiesushis51874 жыл бұрын
It isn’t, I live in Melbourne
@samanthafairweather9186 Жыл бұрын
His description of Eddie McGuire is spot on! Loved this one! Who'd want to go to Melbourne anyway? ( Unless you're from there!) JK.
@southsea82525 жыл бұрын
" Great Wine Bar Mate" 😂
@kimbo74965 жыл бұрын
You are friggin the best tommy😂
@liatRavia5 жыл бұрын
This hilarious! Can you please do Canberra or The Gold Coast.
@assada3 жыл бұрын
the virus certainly thought its the most liveable city
@EW-cw4ib5 жыл бұрын
brilliant
@javatreecko5 жыл бұрын
Please somehow come to Warrnambool
@CaptainAwesome-mz6mt5 жыл бұрын
Uh.... Keep Warrnambool away from the weekly
@hew7475 жыл бұрын
It’s only cold because you visited Melbourne in winter 😂
@LJY085 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's funny how that works LOL!
@cutiesushis51874 жыл бұрын
Matthew Gleeson it’s also a little close to the south pole
@mattt_274 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Melbournes winter lasts for over half the bloody year.
@rawyld5 жыл бұрын
As a NSW person I Call Melbourne "Bloody Melbourne" because I am jealous of cool their buildings and when Supanova or other geek conventions comes around guess where they go? To Bloody Melbourne.
@floydmayer5 жыл бұрын
Legend
@Max-re5vg5 жыл бұрын
Yeah....that was the turning point for me too.....WoW......something of quality on the Internet!!.....Go Tom.....
@jedmaegraith85425 жыл бұрын
This now begs the question.."Is their any nice place to live?"
@ninjamoves36423 жыл бұрын
anywhere outside Melbourne
@jtfinz4 жыл бұрын
I’m used to the cold, because I live here, and it’s still fun
@eliasashoal87235 жыл бұрын
homeless capital of Australia.
@ThotslayFeetusdeletus4 жыл бұрын
Wait till you hear about Wagga
@Shitphototaker692 жыл бұрын
Not to mention it's cloudy 24/7 all year every year
@robert-brydson-15 жыл бұрын
lol that Sydneys making fun of Melbournes transport system
@deepmop68175 жыл бұрын
Lol like Sydney even has a public transport system
@robert-brydson-15 жыл бұрын
Melbournes tram network is the largest in the world
@deepmop68175 жыл бұрын
And the best public transport system
@stephanielewis7095 жыл бұрын
@@deepmop6817 wait you think Melbourne has the best PT system? Are you having a laugh? It's one of the worst!!
@Raffdhc3 жыл бұрын
:)
@MiguelSanchizal5 жыл бұрын
Do Toowoomba!
@zerodois34693 жыл бұрын
Alô povo lindo da australia
@peteyd19845 жыл бұрын
Heading to Melbourne tomorrow. FML.
@cutiesushis51874 жыл бұрын
peteyd1984 no it’s good come visit Melbourne
@stevencassidy69825 жыл бұрын
He's right. There's no subway, train from the airport
@themasonexperience68444 жыл бұрын
Steven Cassidy actually they are building one. But I have a question, why can’t I fly to Sydney at night
@rofalmatt5 жыл бұрын
GOLD !!
@lunchandmilk25375 жыл бұрын
The croft institute is fucking amazing
@mossybricks86825 жыл бұрын
This is literally so accurate- I live in Melbourne and it’s boring af here
@DaleSavageAttorneyatLaw5 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Melbourne and then moved away, this was awesome. Best quotes "F$#@ it's cold" and "controlled by a brutal warlord Eddie McGuire." This also highlights the fact that our airport location makes absolutely no sense at all. You also forgot to mention that St. Kilda beach is home to syringes all over the place.
@morganlambley86555 жыл бұрын
Dale Savage to be fair, the airport is a second attempt after people built houses next to the first and had a cry about it. It got further away when there was no other option, and it’s being squeezed in again.
@littlepaws59475 жыл бұрын
Morgan Lambley yeah thats a melbourne expression 'to be fair'😂
@rivertam78275 жыл бұрын
The airport is great for those of us in the Western suburbs, suck it east side snobs lol
@pavementpounder75025 жыл бұрын
Why no sense? Airports are usually far away from the city for obvious reasons. We just need a train line there.
@TheDemocrab5 жыл бұрын
What is it with people doing that? "I know I moved next to this pub that's been operating since the 1860s, but they need to stop their main revenue source and also not allow gambling because it's slightly annoying to me."
@geletmote5 жыл бұрын
the end is so true, they never get your order right, "I ordered a beer "
@MrCordycepАй бұрын
2:42 oof that hit some members of the audience diff. 😂
@MrScaramanga165 жыл бұрын
One of the world's greatest music scenes, the biggest collections of back alley gems, I love Melbourne. But I also agree with pretty much all of this
@gulliverthegullible66675 жыл бұрын
music scene is nothing to write home about. You got that in any other city in ... anywhere else really.
@LJY085 жыл бұрын
As a born and bred Melbournian, I have to agree! Too funny!
@flumpyhumpy5 жыл бұрын
and he's twenty years late with that comment anyway
@Jellybeantiger5 жыл бұрын
Gulliver the Gullible pubs everywhere in melbourne with bands,your point is invalid.
@goodshipkaraboudjan8 ай бұрын
@@Jellybeantiger That is not at all unique to Melbourne.
@TheObsessedGardener5 жыл бұрын
Gold.
@Toastwig5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey the Croft institute, I like that place
@suecampbell74905 жыл бұрын
Omg funny stuff living in Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺 I’m in agreement with most of that lol
@joshlegg86005 жыл бұрын
Please do one about Sydney.
@MitchellBPYao Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure
@CherishedMe3 жыл бұрын
2020 on my mind
@bazza281015 жыл бұрын
So true
@DJsRockShop5 жыл бұрын
Said the guy who moved from Sydney to Melbourne. 😆
@ndingo5 жыл бұрын
Go away Newcastle
@ASingingChemist5 жыл бұрын
Do Adelaide next!
@pweter3515 жыл бұрын
Lived there for three year's best food best people trams rock... worst drivers shittest weather
@emgee655 жыл бұрын
The Shitney one is 100% accurate. Haven’t laughed that hard in ages.
@TheSilvaCamel5 жыл бұрын
Do Toowoomba in 2019
@glencau5 жыл бұрын
Melbourne, London & Chicago it doesn't have to be this way!
@internetuser00175 жыл бұрын
Preach.
@brendonlay83825 жыл бұрын
I've never seen the weekly on tv I only eat healthy it on KZbin, so it would be nice if you put more content here
@vinnychase17893 жыл бұрын
melbourne reminds me so much of toronto.
@michaeldixon99423 жыл бұрын
Tom please come back and do Adelaide!
@AAA-oy4tm5 жыл бұрын
So true the traffic haha 😂 I work near the airport so I get stuck everyday Freaking road work too bloody slow 😂