Go for a walk

[@RinAldrin]

F-22 is like Hellsing Abridged Alucard. The most terrifying thing he can say is "I'm going for a walk"

[@VegetaLF7]

*Very* enthusiastic walks

[@kirstinmarsh6422]

I came here for this comment. I knew it had to be here!

[@sparkplug1018]

Iran better have that guy who can stop him ready, what was his name again? Oh yes, Michael McDoesne’t Exist!

[@eviehaven5775]

F22!!! go for a walk.

[@Atlas3060]

*America Hellsing screaming for him to answer the damn phone NOW!* *Britain as Police Girl* : "He's not able to answer the phone, he left the room" America: "Goddamn it!"

[@TheSlimCognito]

F22 has that toddler effect. When they are loud and obnoxious, you know things are fine, but when they are quiet, you are immediately worried.

[@BT293HG]

Quiet children are scariest children

[@bamacopeland4372]

One of the scariest things as a parent is when your child goes from being extremely loud to dead silence. Definitely been here before.

[@DragonKnightJin]

@@bamacopeland4372 "Speaking is silver, but silence is golden. Unless you have small children. Then silence is *very, VERY* suspicious."

[@Rotorhead1651]

"I just wanna go for a walk...." Old barroom fight wisdom. It's not the arrogant, loud-mouthed, jerk you should fear. It's the quiet guy, sitting all alone in the corner.

[@master582]

yup been that guy a few times walked up behind a guy I knew that was getting a little antsy to fight "If you start something I am going to kick your A$$ sit down and drink your beer." The rest of the evening was remarkably quiet.

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

F22: I just wanna talk to him. *Loading a double barreled shotgun*

[@joeycampbell940]

​@@master582and then everyone clapped.

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

I mean if the arrogant, loud-mouthed jerk suddenly goes quiet and reserved, you should absolutely fear them.

[@damiannichols1250]

With his big black trench coat anime shirt and fingerless gloves right

[@WyvernsBlade]

Remember, the best way to restrain the Raptor is to let him watch Adventure Time on a 70-inch plasma widescreen TV.

[@sonofjack6286]

Or the Hallmark channel.

[@discordweapon5495]

with Netflix

[@TheSequimKid]

Just make sure some blonde wanna be doesn’t stroll in and destroy said 70 inch plasma widescreen tv that has Netflix.

[@prymus141]

@@discordweapon5495 but without 3d, as this is a stupid fucking gimmic :D

[@williampagonis8124]

@@discordweapon5495 should it be 3d as well

[@realcokejam]

An F22 being calm is like a Drill Sergeant being calm. A Drill Sergeant is scary AF when calm.

[@Rotorhead1651]

SERIOUSLY 😳

[@rohesilmnelohe]

IF Drill Sarge is calm, someone just unleashed the storm and this is the "eye" passing over you

[@richardbossman9875]

Maybe to a trainee, to someone with a half dozen deployments under their belt drill instructors/sergeants are about as bothersome as gate guard duty in Kuwait.

[@Bluecatte]

eh. our drill sergeants were always calm even when they were yelling or smoking us. it's remarkable how one can be completely composed and still project their voice like that. it's why they never really fucked with us, we had brains in 09 and they realized we were, gasp, listening to what they were saying and not the volume they were saying at. I got a genuine laugh out of one of the ones screaming his ass off nonsensically during the initial shark attack by pointing out no one ever sings the 2nd 3rd and 4th verses of the star spangled banner anymore, and that honestly, they really should.

[@shadowlotus6189]

It's even scarier when he unsheathes a calm knife hand to use it on someone

[@BigTexJ]

The Zumwalt's first captain was actually named James Kirk. If you ever do a Zumwalt character, it has to be a William Shatner impression.

[@thomasgeorge4384]

... we try not to talk about the Zumwalt. It is an exercise in what fiduciary misconduct, graft, fraud, waste, and abuse looks like.

[@dixiecyrus8136]

But still... a real Captain Kirk? Yes, Shatner will do.

[@makinwaves8147]

When crazy goes quiet.... RUN! "You guys should go home now." gets me every time 😂

[@OddlyIncredible]

"When crazy goes quiet.... RUN!" was literally, _word for word,_ what I thought re: the Kid.

[@phillip6083]

That...and the "temper, temper" story gets me every time.

[@ConnorSinclairCavin]

“Its to late to run… im already here” is what you hear quietly whispered into your ear… but yes, when the crazy ones get calm, or the quiet ones become active, you are already a lost cause.

[@cruisinguy6024]

I’ve dated a couple crazy chicks and that is soooo true

[@shadowdevil126]

dont bother running you'll just die tired

[@octavigoose]

"Other air defenders, we're just going to leave that alone." Banger line. I like being on the side that *under*states its capabilities. Still out here speaking (relatively) softly and carrying a (really really) big stick, they just don't realize that our stick is so big that we whisper louder than they scream.

[@borttorbbq2556]

Yeah, I don't think we have ever actually used much of our equipment to their maximum capabilities.Yet. Though I am genuinely curious to just how absurd our equipment Is actually is. Our basic equipment is lackluster. The thing ISIS our technology is among if not the best in the world. Which is kind of interesting when you consider are standard? Foot soldiers don't have that much that that's impressive like don't like the Army and the Marines really don't have anything that scary. And then you go look at what the navy and the Air Force have. And that's when things get really scary. And that's just the lack luster information that even civilians have. Cause if I remember civilians actually know more about or military tech than other nations typically do. By the way. For a long time, I thought I might have seen a B2 when I was a kid but now I'm starting to realize what I was seeing.I don't think was a b2. Because what I remember honestly looks a bit more like the b21. Unfortunately, I will not mention what base I would have been near it during that time though, you know no need to give people information on tnah but yeah, I think I saw one of those when I was a kid.Well let me just tell you that thing has capabilities Some serious capabilities

[@sew3521]

BRB going to go to the War Thunder forums to find the real numbers :D

[@operationblackout2511]

@@borttorbbq2556infantry is getting aimbot scopes, armor that’ll start to protect their limbs from shrapnel and a COD heads up display on top of goggles which outline your enemies. Our infantry, is their SOF, think about it.

[@OddlyIncredible]

@@sew3521 Funniest part of that is all you have to do is start an argument over whose AA defense is better, insist it's Iran's latest and greatest, and let Cunningham's Law work its magic - some knucklehead over on the WT forums would no doubt post the numbers.

[@TheAttacker732]

​@@operationblackout2511 Damn, they're actually making ODST's VISR a reality... Can I get a version that outlines deer, raccoons, & opossums at night?

[@positron3887]

Why do I get the feeling that USS Carney is one can of spinach away from making Operation Praying Mantis look like a block party?

[@Rotorhead1651]

😂🤣👍🇺🇲😈

[@GearGuardianGaming]

i hear old popeye trumpeting

[@Mrhalligan39]

I hope the folks on the Carney appreciate this. 😅

[@thesimplesaguaro]

Omg yes! Lol😂

[@David-cv2cz]

HOOOOOOYAH i'm here for it

[@texpelt8858]

"I'm going for a Walk" -F22 and Alucard (HSUA, TeamFourStar) The scariest line to those who know.

[@MildlyOCD]

There's very few things more terrifying than a calm man's wrath or an wrathful man's calmness.

[@Rotorhead1651]

It's not the loud jerk, it's the quiet guy in the corner.

[@OddlyIncredible]

See also, "When A Good Man Goes To War" by Steven Moffat.

[@RossRadford]

Yup, been there. Adrenaline is a helluva drug. Long story but it involved a strange man and a kid. Thankfully for the other guy I am not prone to violence. It only took one punch. I've never seen anything so clearly. I sat down, waited for the cops, he left in an ambulance with a police escort. If I was the other kind of crazy, we both would have left in cuffs.

[@PutinKhuilo331]

When a Southern woman says "well bless your heart" in a calm tone with "the look". RUN AWAY. JUST RUN AWAY. DON'T COME BACK FOR A FEW HOURS. Especially if you've used her sewing scissors to cut anything but fabric. Just go to the professional sewing store and buy her a replacement pair of $100 scissors.

[@timewarpchronos3795]

And woe be upon you if both the quiet man’s wrath and the wrathful man’s calm are directed at you.

[@irrelEvant5352]

The look of sheer terror when 22 said he “just wants to go on a walk” is priceless 😂😂

[@TheSequimKid]

What? He just so happens to love taking very enthusiastic walks. Where he can murder homicidal vampire priests, and turn big tittied police girls into vampires. What’s so wrong with that?

[@irrelEvant5352]

@@TheSequimKid oh nothing XD

[@celestialrenamon]

@@TheSequimKid😂😂😂 F-22’s new theme song is this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmG4Z6WPebCrb68si=RKzCFiuXgVTRqEwB

[@TakoyaKyono]

The Kid takes walks. VERY enthusiastic walks.

[@harrisonlichtenberg3162]

*lights up cigarette and takes a long drag before exhaling slowly* Kid. Go for a walk.

[@davidgray3061]

This man just pulled the Illusive Man act

[@food_toobs8333]

Release restraint level…zero

[@josephbenjamin6426]

It’s called walks “with EXTREME prejudice” 🤣

[@blakehorner2949]

Alright, you can’t be mad! I was minding MY OWN business!

[@TheLooterArmy]

Hey HLC, just wanted you to know that in the past few months I was able to show some of your shorts to my Dad (both of us former Navy) and it was one of the few times I was able to share a laugh with him since he'd begun his final fight with cancer. He left us on April 3rd. Now everytime I see your content (and that of the FatElectrician) I am reminded of those happy moments with my Dad, laughing together as Grandpa Buff is talking shit.

[@KnawedOne]

Special times to remember. Sorry for your loss. 😢

[@kencoon2472]

God bless

[@CJBerdomas]

When hope is gone, undo this lock, and set me forth, on a moonlit walk. Release restrain level.......Zero.

[@Revenant2747]

(Insert captain america pointing meme) I got that reference!

[@smoothmasterz]

Party_party_party playlist has started.

[@antonytheocharidis9576]

Very enthusiastic walks.

[@renedereus1877]

Better get ready to diiiiieeeeee *music swap* PARTY PARTY PARTY

[@MichaelSHartman]

Steady deliberate quiet thoughtful unseen steps are scarier

[@elitely6748]

When the kid isn't on his "i'd intercept me" craziness and actually makes sense for once... *THAT'S WHEN YOU RUN*!

[@SallySockPuppet]

There's no escaping The Kid.... You only die sweaty and tired!!!

[@Thesourolivew]

“He became self aware” got me

[@tearstoneactual9773]

Fortunately, Russia is nowhere near as effective as SkyNet. Thank god.

[@murdocnichols15]

Ok show of hands, how many others immediately thought of Hellsing Abridged?

[@EnderMalcolm]

The F-22 is the definition of "Good men don't need rules. Today isn't the day to find out why I have so many." said in a very calm, very cold voice, without so much a hint of a "Nailed that line" behind the deadpan gaze. Likewise, he also feels like Dumbledore when angry. No screaming or shouting, no outward rage. Just a cold fire in the eyes.

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

"F22, did you shoot down those planes?" Dumbledore said calmly.

[@Spiritofeowyn]

Ah a doctor who quote.

[@SirMike02]

Demons run when a good man goes to war

[@jaeannehidalgo4300]

​@@TheShinyFeraligatroh gaddamit the Dumbledore reference... 😅

[@FlinnGaidin]

​@@TheShinyFeraligatr Now let's see that in movie form... 😏

[@SkyKingAzure]

F-22: I'm going for a walk. Alucard (Hellsing Abridged): I'm going for a walk. Same. Energy.

[@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end]

Imagine if those two met 😂😱

[@cursedimage.mp415]

When hope is gone... Undo this lock... And set me forth... On A Moonlit Walk

[@malumkishin8608]

@@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end That crossover would be fucking awesome

[@badbloodkiller3471]

@@cursedimage.mp415 Release Restraint Level... Zero...

[@blazewing2343]

@@cursedimage.mp415 When fuck arounds gone Hangars unlocked Send me forth On a Iran walk Release restraint level: Find out

[@Boop__Doop]

"when he's a nutcase he hasn't figured out exactly what he needs to do, When he's calm he has figured out exactly what he is GOING to do"

[@williamcox2025]

Perfect way to describe a ADHD personality.

[@blackdoug5302]

Yay I'm no longer alone

[@dom-hx7ki]

​@williamcox2025*bangs hands on table* "THANK YOU!"

[@ReaverPrime]

Just gonna go for "a walk", like REAL f'n stealth fighter. 😂 Alucard would be proud.

[@ianyoder2537]

To quote the best abridged series on the internet: "Fuck it! Alucard. Go for a walk."

[@AustinBlack28]

F22: When hope is gone,Undo this lock,set me forth,on a moonlight walk,release restraint level....Zero

[@michaelsolomon3496]

The kid casually channeling his inner Peter Griffin 😂 "I just wanna talk to him, I juuust wanna talk to him..."

[@prymus141]

Both Peter, and Alucard. Which is terryfing.

[@gilmadreth680]

I have never clicked a video so fast. I watched Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged and "Go for a walk" has a _very_ specific meaning to those of us who know.

[@naaron39]

If you know then you really know!

[@OddlyIncredible]

"Lace makes me feel confident."

[@redskinsman10]

The F-22 was already my favorite fighter jet. Now i love it even more with the personality these videos have gave it.

[@Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman]

HL makin' an Hellsing Abridged reference? Now that is an ambitious crossover! 🤟🔥

[@AustinBlack28]

what was the reference?

[@ZergOverlord9374]

VERY enthusiastic walk.....

[@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma]

When? And how could I've missed that?

[@The_Burrito]

"Going for a walk" isn't exactly a HUA-specific thing, dawg.

[@AdmiralStoicRum]

Stoic...mmm...

[@ASmileSuitsYou]

"A tennis racket and a pair of binoculars" I'm CRYING 😂😂😂

[@OddlyIncredible]

"Fuck it, dropping the formalities. Alucard! _Go for a walk._ " _::Alucard unlocks his internal restraints and goes mode zero...::_

[@robinjameson4261]

when hope is gone, undo this lock and set me forth on a moonlit walk

[@OddlyIncredible]

@@robinjameson4261 "Release restraint level... _zero." ::Party party party! ensues...::_

[@crabman2010]

It's his... * ugh * #lifehack

[@lemonhead1571]

This... has GOT to be. The *funniest* way to catch up on world events. Thank you for all that you do.

[@MythicalGrape27]

one of the most reliable military news source!

[@mirandigriffin9879]

After watching the news I wait for his videos to se what actually happened The 2 go hand in hand

[@boxervseible3174]

I do it in reverse I come to him first and then I go see what he's talking about through the news

[@iamGabby]

​@@boxervseible3174 holy mother of buff. I do the same thing. I won't even know that happened if it weren't for the shorts. 🤣

[@grantharriman284]

"Go for a walk" is triggering Hellsing Ultimate Abridged flashbacks, and I AM HERE FOR IT!

[@mateuszbanaszak4671]

Kid wants to go for a walk. *A very enthusiastic walk.*

[@PortableDuke]

You know the air force is on high alert when there very own hangers become a SCP containment breach scenario just for the F-22 😮

[@carsoncasmirri3874]

F-22. Take a walk

[@ShuRugal]

"crazy when not knowing what to do, calm when having decided what and how to do" I used to know someone like that. His name was Caleb Barnes. Last i checked, he was still making big rocks into little rocks at Leavenworth.

[@vollied4865]

Truly a man of culture making a Hellsing ultimate abridged reference

[@simonemancini5550]

Nothing in this world is scarier than the Kid when he speaks soft and calmly. And Uncle Sam knows that very well.

[@OddlyIncredible]

Air Force, lock the fucking hangar doors _NOW!!!!_

[@ghostreborn8766]

DON'T LET HIM GO FOR A WALK!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZergOverlord9374]

He just left. Said he was going for a walk...

[@levievil9220]

@@ZergOverlord9374dammit someone stop him

[@cakerberg1735]

@@ZergOverlord9374 NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[@Rotorhead1651]

No, no.....let him. He can use the fresh air and "exercise". 😈

[@SpcKringUSA]

Let the kid stretch his legs it's never good always being cooped up all the time 😉

[@MellowGrunt10]

F22: Hey kids, how’s your health plan? F14s and MiG29s: *incoherent screaming* F22: APPARENTLY IT’S GREAT!

[@NovexusNui777]

That last bit had me wheezing and rolling, let the Raptor have a talk, he's gonna be proportional and appropriate, I promise

[@davidkueny2444]

"Proportional." Assuming USAF logic is like USN logic, that means that the kid is going to shoot half of Iran's airforce out of the sky.

[@infinablade1687]

You wanna be responsible for 9/10 of Iran going missing? Then be my guest

[@syntheticsleep]

"Alucard: Go for a walk." -Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

[@Argento_Wolf]

The comments be pulling out all the Hellsing Abridged quotes for this one. Great video

[@OddlyIncredible]

The Kid: Do you even _read_ my Christmas list?

[@YinYangAngel55]

That gave Hellsing Abridged vibes. Alucard: I don't have to take this. I'm going for a walk. Integra: oh no you don't! Alucard: what are you gonna do? Get that guy who can stop me? What was his name again? Michael McDoesnt Exist?

[@masonborden5594]

The accuracy. The f22 really do be like that. There is nobody he can't beat. Even the f15 struggles in every category to touch the f22, other than thrust to weight ratio. And still yet, it's not enough of a difference to matter

[@Knights_Oath]

Oh God, the F-22 is the Team Four Star version of Alucard. He likes to take long very enthusiastic walks.

[@shadow-lz2uz]

And kill homicidal fighter jets?😂

[@solowingborders3239]

He also has vacation days

[@mbterabytesjc2036]

"I just want to go for a walk and talk to him." Amen, open the hanger doors.😂 😊

[@gamingsasquatch3357]

Getting Abridged Alucard going for a walk in the moonlight vibes here.

[@Belial1125]

"I just wanna go for a walk" Gives me Hellsing abridged Vibes Alucard: "Is it going to be an enthusiastic walk?"

[@azzlecorsaire]

The F-22 is going for an enthusiastic walk. *A very enthusiastic walk.*

[@afrozen10-02]

If the F-22 is Alucard does that make the F-35 police girl?

[@ardantop132na6]

​@@afrozen10-02Never expected a Hellsing reference here.

[@theblackrosedaughter]

If Hellsing Ultimate Abridged taught me anything....one should always be afraid when your best man is "going for a walk"..

[@Damen178]

The 22 being chill reminds me of a video I saw of a recruit out in the field during a training exercise. He was asleep so hard that the guy filming was able to sneak up on him and take his weapon before he woke up... and that was when we found out the person filming was his drill sergeant and the DI was... very, very calm. I've never been in the military, but even I knew that kid was so deep in the shit that he was going to need more than a snorkel.

[@Rotorhead1651]

I was, and he DID.

[@warmachine8741]

A calm DI and knife hand is the scariest thing for a recruit

[@adamkemper4708]

I woke up when I was in the field to my DS trying to take my weapon. He said “what the fuck are you doing awake trainee?” My answer was “I just woke up Drill Sergeant.” His response “go the fuck back to sleep.” Before he released my weapon, I tucked it back under me and went back to sleep scared shitless because I never heard him so calm.

[@victorhale]

“Walter…be honest with me…how much in terms of collateral?” Walter: well…the alucard amount…”

[@Drocksas]

The Kid being calm is like when Spider-Man stops cracking jokes. You KNOW shit's about to go down

[@gilliganallmighty3]

The Kid being calm is like dad getting quiet. He knows who did it, and exactly how they are going to make them pay, in the most efficient manner possible.

[@kwondo5668]

"I just want to go for a walk and go talk to him" Said in a very calm voice... Yeah that's your clue that sugar honey ice tea is about to hit the fan big time.😂

[@LincolnMiller-di8qv]

Using the southern phonetic alphabet. Didn’t catch that for a sec

[@StudleyDuderight]

"I just wanna go for a walk" And now I am imagining "The Kid" being voiced by Chris Arnott(voice of Cell in DBZA and Alucard in Hellsing Abridged). "F-22! Go for a walk."

[@TheSequimKid]

It’s Curtis Arnott otherwise known as Takahata101.

[@Fyrebird721]

I've only ever known him as Taka, takahata101, or, and this is my personal fave, The guy who kicked LittleMissHoundoom's ass in Yugioh master duel with a tutorial deck

[@PopEwLair]

Linecrosser never fails to put his accents inside us [our eardrums] 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯

[@Victor40998]

Ahh the kid turned into Alucard from Hellsing Abridged. Trust me he'll have a VERY enthusiastic walk with Iran.

[@kibathemechanic4967]

When all hope is gone, Undo this lock, And send me forth, On a moonlit walk...

[@machinist7230]

RELEASE RESTRAINT LEVEL: ZERO. 😱

[@mirandigriffin9879]

Beautiful

[@PikachuLittle]

*PARTYPARTYPARTY!*

[@schaddenkorp6977]

For just a moment, I thought someone was being legitimately poetic. Then I realized it’s another fucking TFS meme. Sigh. “Yumi, say something in Moonspeak!”

[@kibathemechanic4967]

@@schaddenkorp6977 "Hai."

[@Deathx_xx]

Hearing the kid be calm sent chills up my spine o.o

[@Rettie2Play]

"I went for a walk." "A WALK!?" "A very enthusiastic walk."

[@TheSequimKid]

“Where you killed a homicidal dictator?”

[@AlexDuos]

The raptor being calm is the equivalent of him leaning forward in his chair

[@imglidinhere]

The F22 here is essentially Alucard from TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. "I'm going to go for a walk" is the single most terrifying thing he can say.

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

All I can think of is Hellsing Abridged, "I'm going for a walk" ... maybe the F-22 has been the wrong character all along

[@whyuhatan]

I have now a picture in my head of a bunch of hanger technicians frantically running to close the doors 😂

[@mattlies7426]

If someone could splice together a 5 minute or so montage of grandpa buff going off would be awesome. Him talking about dropping payloads and panties while telling the u-2 to fuck off is pure magic.

[@Hy3jii]

"I just wanna go for a walk" Getting some big Alucard vibes.

[@iyehovaixboxgaming9855]

Well at the very least, the Kid is not a gargantuan-sized mammoth of a man dressed in a red suit going on a "Very Enthusiastic" walk. -And that Uncle Sam knows how to keep him chained and locked up tight in the basement hangar... Unlike Integra Hellsing in the abridged...

[@mitchs5627]

Can't stop imagining Peter from family guy, loading the shotgun and walking towards the house with Meg saying he just wants to talk

[@jmanj3917]

3:24 Dang, Brother! Finally!! These are the words I was lookng for the past few days...lol Perfect 😎

[@marseldagistani1989]

F22: I am at half mast I NEED to hear this

[@CrisisHedgehog]

“Fuck it, dropping the formalities… F22, *Go for a walk…*

[@kibathemechanic4967]

"Houston, we have no problems."

[@DeadRobit29]

"Ah, the return of the 'why' boner. WITH A VENGEANCE!"

[@AustinBlack28]

FINE...YOU WERE RIGHT!!!

[@slayerdearly]

Alicard reface XD

[@AndrewDeLong]

There are two...eh-hem...things....that you should never let out for any kind of walk, moonlit or otherwise. The F22 and certain, crimson-clad nighttime hemoglobin enthusiasts.

[@jobanh7ify]

“Is that like a new type of food coloring? Ever since all the hippies here mad at Rad 42 or some shit” 😂 Florida takes the win

[@foolishsparky]

"I just wanna go for a walk." Flashbacks to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

[@anthonyrogers3027]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of Hellsing Abridged, so many bodies....

[@thereallasre]

Gotta say that USS Carney deserves all the mad props, but don't forget Arleigh-Burke is over there, too. She is keelhaul, hanging you from the yardarm old school Navy. But she's been upgraded into something, just wild! It's like you handed Chester Nimitz a Federation phaser in WWII and said, "well, just don't do anything too permanent, Chet."

[@gobokinje9183]

"I just wanna go for a walk" yeah, just like Alucard in Hellsing Ultimate lmao

[@onerider808]

This is comedic, geopolitical gold.

[@DJdoppIer]

Alucard (from Hellsing abridged): _"Oh ho ho, I see he also likes to go for a walk."_

[@ronmaximilian6953]

The F-22 should scare our enemies, but it isn't an Eldritch monster

[@damaged_good7666]

@@ronmaximilian6953 It might be to our enemies, you don't know...

[@OddlyIncredible]

@@damaged_good7666 It legitimately is, actually. Of the publicly available specs, which the US loves to _understate_ as is noted frequently in these videos, the F22 is arguably the best modern fighter ever invented. It's tough to detect, tough to shoot down, extremely maneuverable, carries a punchy selection of weapons, and heavily overbuilt for its role.

[@ChaosArchives667]

"When hope is gone, undo this lock and send me forth on a moonlit walk, release restraint level.....zero" - TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 9

[@marxel4444]

when you have to check google for the meme videos to know what you can say and what not without getting into trouble! Good work Linecrosser! Didnt cross any lines this time!!

[@Pywacket69]

Priceless, just priceless.

[@imapopo2924]

A very _enthusiastic_ walk...

[@evannordhaus]

When he said google google assistant opened thinking I needed something 🤣

[@VoltBolt1984]

The fact that the kid was so calm when he talked took me by surprise but then I was rolling over laughing after I just want to talk to him reference.

[@FoxGod]

The kid has taken a page from Alucard and is about too enjoy a very enthusiastic walk.

[@aaronmoore6275]

3:36 you exist because we will it. Don't turn our will into your Won't.

[@davewhitfield2553]

You exist because we allow it you end because we demand it.

[@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap]

​@@davewhitfield2553 Legendary quote. Always enjoy seeing fellow Mass Effect fans. 🍺

[@Sgtnolisten]

Alucard:…I should have asked Integra for a 22 instead of a 71…

[@enderborn6860]

can you imagine the boat scene with a 22 though bro just crashes and no one detected it

[@xxpoisonblxx]

@@enderborn6860 We've sorta tested that scenario by misplacing a '35...

[@akradiodemon]

The most badass quote F22 has ever said and its cold and scary as fuck

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

America: AIR FORCE, CLOSE THE DOORS! Air Force: He just left something about going for a walk? America: NOOOOOOOOO! (Source Hellsing Ultimate Abridged).

[@tearstoneactual9773]

"HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOL' DOR... HOLD ... DOR ... HO'D'OR... HODOR..."

[@TheSequimKid]

The Kid: Hey guys! How’s your air superiority? *Enemy starts shooting* Apparently it’s great!!

[@takashiryuu3236]

All I can think about is Peter saying " I just want go talk to him.. I just want to go talk to him.. I just want to go talk to him.."

[@blueleader102]

"Fuck it, dropping the formalities. F-22... *go for a walk.* "

[@tearstoneactual9773]

"That's it! Killin' ya both! BIG BANG ATTACK!" - Same energy. :D

[@blueleader102]

​@@tearstoneactual9773"What's that, brat? I can't hear you; try sign language!"

[@bleachbleachBLEACHER]

"When hope is gone..." "Undo this lock..." "And send me forth..." "On a moonlit walk..." "Release Restraint Level... 22."

[@ForgottenHonor0]

I cackled like Alucard after he tilted an entire hallway worth of paintings at this vid!

[@technewsfortechnoobs]

"Aww, he became self-aware." I am DYING over here!!!!

[@rt6544411]

When I heard that line from the kid about going for walk my first thought was Hellsing Abridge you know very enthusiastic walks and "When hope is gone Undo this lock And send me forth On a moonlit walk Release restraint level 0".

[@lodgie555]

the F22 takes *VERY* enthusiastic walks

[@jloiben12]

Iran: Says they have an air defense platform that can see the F-22. Also Iran: Where did my air force go? Why are all my planes debris? Nothing showed up on the radar. F-22: Say stupid things, win stupid prizes.

[@giin97]

It's not scary when someone is ranting and raving, it's scary when they suddenly go quiet.

[@atigerclaw]

*_"RAPTOR!!!!!!?"_* "WHAT?!" "...Go for a Walk." F-22: ... "When hope is gone. Undo this lock. And send me forth. On a moonlit walk. Release restraint level... _ZERO."_

[@1gient]

["Party Party Party" remixed with "Ready To Die" starts blaring while everyone just zerg rushes each other while prioritizing F22... If they can see him] Still prefer the canon Ripley Scroll quote. "The Bird of Hermes is my name; eating my own wing, to keep myself tame"

[@ShneekeyTheLost]

SAC: You know, that's the first time he's ever followed an order without giving me sass. It's simultaneously satisfying... and disappointing

[@ReficulDrakul]

not gonna lie even hearing that from a solider would be terrifying XD

[@haisibanaag1563]

F22 figured out that rage baiting ain't working so he got back to the good old "I just want to talk to him." energy.

[@terrellconstructionservices]

I laugh out load on all your skits, hilarious