Goat Simulator 3 Review

Goat Simulator 3 reviewed by Travis Northup on PC, also available on PlayStation and Xbox.
This sequel almost certainly won’t wow you with its level of polish or a deep, meaningful narrative, but sometimes it’s a good idea to turn your brain off and buck your hooves into an old lady’s face while she fires a rocket launcher at you. With a larger map, more ridiculous references and hilarious jokes, and multiplayer that only enhances the ludicrous good times, it's easy to recommend to anyone with a taste for its silly sense of humor and a few hours to kill.
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[@TecmoBowlPlayer]

You reviewed GS3 with such excitement as if you was going to give it a perfect 10

[@davidkulangiyev8835]

Were*

[@TecmoBowlPlayer]

@@davidkulangiyev8835 Thanks. My grammar is bad.

[@cheesyboi8599]

Only reason they didn’t is because there’s no “Goat of the Year” award so a 10/10 would be useless

[@PeninatorSS]

The reviewer doesn't get to pick the number iirc

[@Alcoholic_Nerd]

You can't say a game is full of bugs and it a 10/10 at the same time....

[@theyearwas1473]

My 10-year-old is overly excited about this game Now we just need a sequel to goose game Edit- my favorite part of the comments section is people bringing up a swearing-in language. Guys it's not a very censored world. Most of the stuff children hear and see during the day is definitely not kid appropriate.

[@TheJayson8899]

Your 10 year old really shouldn't be playing this.

[@BiggiecheeseAKAgod]

@@TheJayson8899 Why tf would you not let your 10 year old play THE BEST GAME EVER MADE?

[@Only.The.Best.]

My 8 year old is looking forward to it as well

[@EarthshakerOnamazu]

@@TheJayson8899 ????

[@MelissaAndAlex]

@@TheJayson8899 why lol

[@Philosophical24]

The one true GOTY

[@jamesvancam]

It got robbed as a nominee...lmao Goat Of The Year

[@kieranwilcox7739]

GOATY

[@Wubsy96]

G.O.A.T.

[@kucinghoren7864]

GOATY= Game Of All The Year

[@thelastking5072]

Goat of the Year

[@wood5495]

This literally has a better open world than Saints Row.😄

[@Number1sineaterfan]

Among Us has a better open world then Saints Row and that isn't even an open world game

[@blueboozle774]

@@Number1sineaterfan your mum has a better world

[@Number1sineaterfan]

@@blueboozle774 mum 💀

[@Spealer]

@@Number1sineaterfan ok nah

[@Number1sineaterfan]

@@Spealer it's way better than the new Saints Row

[@leeironfist]

The skyrim part killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anglo-saxonconnor817]

The first one inspired a slew of clones on the mobile play store. Such a mad game. Lol Nice.

[@MadSolar]

As an 80 year old man still playing video games. This is gonna keep me going for many years.

[@karela.5631]

As a mayfly playing video games. This is gonna get me through my day

[@BiggiecheeseAKAgod]

As a literal unborn fetus, this game is truly incredible.

[@whoopityscoop9575]

As a goat character from the game, I’m gonna keep you going for many years.

[@Da4kFo7est]

As a time traveler from 6000ad im excited for this

[@IcyDaily]

Don't think you have many years left anyway

[@jamesvancam]

The real Goat Of The Year

[@unioneye1087]

Nah that’s GOW (Goat of War)

[@Moop666]

@@unioneye1087 eldon ring

[@unioneye1087]

@@Moop666 Lden Ring

[@Moop666]

@@unioneye1087 lol

[@warduxe]

@@unioneye1087 got something against elden ring?

[@Cleanframe]

This game is so powerful it skipped a game in the franchise!😤😤😤

[@thegrandatm1844]

Maybe goat simulator 2 was the dlc because those were bigger than the main game

[@thegrandatm1844]

@@wfr878 either payday or waste of space

[@HazzR8]

This looks like a perfect stress relief game after a hard day at work.

[@blePLOL]

“Its not a bug, its a feature” -coffee stain 2013

[@seankerr1187]

Everyone in this dev studio is on acid or mushrooms while developing this game

[@unprofessional_]

That's what makes the game so enjoyable then

[@ledumpsterfire6474]

Of course, because drugs are a requirement for creativity.

[@cole9693]

Looks cool to buy a gift for kids. They can play coop in a big playground

[@niall2236]

It really is. My 6 year old girl is obsessed with the original and we've had a great time playing together! Just really dumb fun

[@sihiri_kabari]

This is clearly a game for a man and not some silly kid

[@detective2221]

@@sihiri_kabari ok?

[@user-zn6xf8ow6h]

@@sihiri_kabari dunkey is that you?

[@kaneast9340]

10/10 for people who don't want to watch the whole thing

[@Daphoid]

Except he gave it an 8 if you watch the whole thing :)

[@potatotus]

@@Daphoid he definitely gave it a 10.

[@spevan4496]

@@Daphoid No idea what your talking about, he clearly gave it a 10.

[@BeatsAndGuitars]

This game basically takes over where the silliness of Tony Hawk 4 left off.

[@Chamelionroses]

Between my kids and me...I play this sort of game more than they do. Very fun. 🐐

[@faithkennedy1411]

It’s funny how other games with bugs makes the game worse but the goat simulator series makes it better

[@thegrandatm1844]

Cause that’s what it’s about my favourite part is exiting a car and the game sends me to the border and its hilarious

[@ReTrospectiveVids]

Definitely a GOAT of the year candidate!

[@humanthefinite8304]

Greatest of all time... of the year?

[@theonlybigsmoke]

@@humanthefinite8304 yes

[@brunogusmao7444]

No way they put the "SERENETY NOW" joke in the game! Take my money allready

[@Kermit-plays]

clean out the garage

[@loyalseawing8621]

Just going to remind people that this masterpiece was made by the same company that also made Valhiem… let that sink in for a minute😂 much love to everyone at Coffee Stain

[@mutantlavalampderg412]

and deep rock galactic

[@Morgan02]

@@mutantlavalampderg412 Ghost ship made Deep Rock coffee stain published it.

[@DavidGuild]

And Satisfactory.

[@Techghoul23]

How the "parody" game gonna be so much more fun than the real game, like the new Saints Row

[@therealel1te284]

This is truely the GOAT

[@mickael486]

When those Tony Hawk games came out back in the day and got 9's and 10's... I'm pretty sure no one complained that you "never die".

[@duggy88gaming45]

Beat game this year just started playing with my son and the belly rolling laughs just keep going , great job and not messing this one up , goty for sure

[@Kyree5042]

Me and my cousin LOVED running around and finding power ups then fighting each other

[@Ionixification]

Imagine going to work... creating this game. What a job.

[@ASKP007]

This and gow ragnarok are tied for me as GOTY.😅

[@hellothere_24]

One of the games of all time. A true GOaTY

[@lasher2694]

this game really makes you feel like a goat 10/10

[@thegrandatm1844]

As a goat this game is relatable af baaaaaaaah

[@asmoastro8487]

Safecall that this game will get the GOATY 2022 award!

[@__-ps4xt]

0:19 this made me start laughing so hard these guys are hilarious 😂

[@Elibbb-sx3kg]

Game of the year

[@jamesvancam]

It got robbed as a nominee...lmao

[@jamesvancam]

Goat Of The Year

[@AlexEgiyan]

Yes, it's an 8, now I'll wait it on Steam.

[@ioasisyumich]

Why?

[@oviekpolugbo4227]

Ahhh, the latest in goat-simulation technology!

[@Synathidy]

The PS5 and Series X might as well have been designed just to facilitate the state-of-the-art goat simulation here. It's the most impressive thing I've seen from the ninth gen consoles thus far.

[@mathildadecker3433]

This also couch co-op right? If a friend wants to pick up a controller at my house and play with me, they can do that right?

[@TheFloodFourm]

Yes full thing drop in drop out

[@asmranonymousgaming901]

This game will always be the GOAT

[@TiffanyStarrxxx]

This review made me want the game.

[@thegrandatm1844]

You should definitely buy it even the original there all great

[@Its_Sweaty]

The Skyrim intro had me in tears 😂

[@dishaant1413]

What's the music used the at end plz

[@canontheory]

How many maps are in the game?

[@theycallmewolf6938]

Now everyone can be goat.

[@paulc2007]

The best simulator since goat simulator 2

[@Snek_Animation]

going off of what i've seen, there needs to be more glitches

[@bad_decisions9014]

"You do normal goat stuff like drop a nuclear bomb on a cul-de-sac.." Take my money

[@alinasser3842]

name of music at 0:23?

[@oldgrey5750]

This has to be one of the goatest games of all time

[@Anghxify]

I'm so excited for this game loved the first hoping it comes on gamepass if not just might have to buy it

[@loreman159]

Does this work on low end pc?

[@allmertalex]

The Skyrim reference made me laugh

[@jesseperez6584]

It's not available for the ps4?

[@thegoodsenator2855]

My personal game of the year. Loving it better than all the triple A slop that continues to be pushed out

[@alinasser3842]

name of music 6:51?

[@philbertcewl1189]

This better be a GOTY.

[@bunkey225]

0:20 no it’s called that because there’s three goats on the cover said by a employee from the studio

[@Ween5567]

Goat of the Year, this game deserve that medal

[@ElzieIsHere]

The bugs aren't actually bugs, they are Features.

[@colsenakettering8571]

Goat simulator is supposed to have bugs and glitches

[@tnl-warrior3218]

10/10 game

[@adhipurwono7842]

This is a true saint row sequel.

[@MRkazzai1]

steam when? looks very fun :D

[@chazcr1180]

only on epic games store as they were partnered during development:)

[@wood5495]

This is a game you play with friends HIGH 😂.

[@ElMachoGringo47]

When’s goat simulator 7 coming out

[@thechosenwon6762]

Best 4.20 game in history 💥

[@MelissaAndAlex]

This game is GOTY caliber. 10/10

[@shadowstruck5995]

My childhood returns

[@kingsalomon_]

Anyone who has played the first game knows that the glitches and bugs are the icing on the cake.

[@Tallyhallscott]

This is gonna be freaking awesome!

[@xshadowscreamx]

The GOAT is back

[@rimwell]

So goat simulator 2 next?

[@yunanuna210]

This game is therapeutic

[@jonathansauceda589]

What story?

[@crablord7934]

No way they had a Skyrim bit in there lmao

[@sol666]

It's a simulator Me: meh! not interested! It's got a flying goat on fire Me: TAKE MY MONEY!

[@BIGBOYVIBES2008]

Is this on ps4 ?

[@A_New_Reality]

actually complete on release though

[@Dubious_Dubs]

The arcadey-crime-sim Saints Row was supposed to be.

[@extremecat9863]

The whole entire point of goat simulator is "it's not a bug, its a feature"

[@pliskin5161]

They gave it a 10

[@nrreno]

This has potential to become my favorite game Aka G.O.A.T

[@DEVILTAZ35]

Still laughing how they called the full version ''Digital Downgrade Edition''. lol. Surely they wouldn't be poking fun at certain developers with their gold ripoff editions ? lol

[@deanlynch11811]

No online matchmaking Honestly thought game would be similar to gta online, 10-15-30 online goat players in same session

[@endermaster78]

Is it possible to play on Xbox One?

[@macvadda2318]

No

[@chrome_killer_jr9261]

The bugs and glitches are meant to be in the game btw

[@Zapmo]

6:17 its not a bug its a feature

[@LouieBMD]

Does this game fix the issue from the first one where the player didn't matter in the world at all, no escalation no nothing

[@batgaming9648]

Messi looks kinda different in his third game.

[@uh-huh5518]

Jokes on you the bugs and fps drops was part of the game 😂

[@Whatthegyattrizz67]

It wasn’t supposed to be called goat simulator 3, it was a typo but they just went with it.

[@JEKAFISHER]

This is much more polished than Cyberpunk.

[@Childofbhaal]

This game is GOATED

[@callmesky6171]

on goat simulator bug is a fiture in the game

[@liamgamer9592]

Did Goat Simulator 3 just pull off a higher score than Gotham Knights! Somebody at Rocksteady is getting fired

[@ethanadams6171]

Rocksteady didn't make Gotham Knights

[@Thats_Awful]

@@ethanadams6171 no but somebody is getting fired anyways

[@mikeecho3092]

When game so GOAT it skip its sequel.

[@brobiv2452]

Will it come to mobile

[@jygergruz9562]

Makes you FEEL like batman

[@magnusnotcarlsen3241]

Mutton on sale

[@00mongoose]

This game is just the goat

[@andreylucass]

Runs better than Pokémon

[@joejoe9997]

I'm picking this up. it's on sale Black Friday for 20 bucks

[@Afrotistic]

They made a 2nd one?!?

Yeah, it's called Goat Simulator 3... Valve can't count to 3, Coffee Stain can't count to 2 so they skipped it.