God makes Shiba Inu's

[@lorajohnson8907]

🤣😂 "Can I switch religions?" That killed.

[@artysus]

killed me too. ROFL!!!!!!!

[@m.cpokegirl8941]

Same. I am DYING as i write this

[@LCcoolcraft]

Right? (cue loud laughter)

[@sassysarah39]

You can always go on become a Norse god

[@NotChefCook]

@@sassysarah39 / Hm . Yeah . I can see him shucking his sterling office skills and discovering his brutal mead-swigging side , totally .

[@ZeldaMcFly]

And it has these very delicate and graceful limbs like a deer and a weird curly tail like a pig and these adorable thicc fuzzy ears like a fox. Also it screams like a banshee 😊

[@ToxynCorvin8008]

Its got rabbit legs in the back and deer legs up front

[@monsterpanda123x5]

That describes mine to a T 😂

[@bieuxyongson]

😂😂

[@DxModel219]

omg you’re so spot on! hhahha

[@Btr2084]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Galimeer5]

"Are you having a stroke?" is such a great line with infinite uses

[@pumacaine]

what use is that. all hail shiba simulator supreme

[@beck_s]

​@@pumacaine are you having a stroke?

[@tamaramarkovic1092]

The interactions with god keep getting more and more bizarre, and by bizarre I mean realistic. I love it :'D

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

.... Just one of your brothers.

[@tamaramarkovic1092]

@elliottstillings By realistic I mean as presented in the bible, and John here has done a pretty good job of condensing the more bizzare aspects for you. Pretty far removed from the idealised version that the average christian believes in.

[@tamaramarkovic1092]

@elliottstillings It's nice to see a christian accept the theory of evolution :) It's fine if you believe in your chosen mythology, but you shouldn't expect everyone else online to believe in it too. Don't present your opinions as facts.

[@MelaniePoparad]

I want to see bloodhounds. They really have the most interesting personalities and are freaking adorable. I would also love to see japanese chins. They have no abilities. They are royal pillow companions and kinda cat-like.

[@ithewho6603]

What do you mean no abilities? They have the ability to be extremely chill and unnoticeable.

[@UVtec]

I had to look it up, because I could not believe a dog called BLOODhound could be adorable, but yeah, they are.

[@forestxander]

My next door neighbor has a 130+lb purebred bloodhound named Apollo and he's the sweetest... I'm just not good with the drool.

[@ithewho6603]

@@forestxander I don't care for the drool either. But we did have the goodest of best boys saint bernard and he was so amazing the drool wasn't an issue. That and he stayed outside almost all the time. He wasn't a big fan of indoors.

[@forestxander]

@@ithewho6603 Apollo and I are buddies, but my own dog is much smaller & less apt to drool.

[@momobun.]

Yes finally shiba tribute! Need to include the shiba scream. It is one of the most ungodly sounds I've ever heard. And of course they only scream like that for drama, not because they're hurt or anything bad happened to them. Oh and their stubborness... I swear no other breed is as stubborn, or any creature for that matter.

[@livlovely2707]

Oh that scream! And it's just a sound effect!

[@thesandwich5321]

Can you imagine what a shiba husky cross would sound like?

[@MCeili]

True That. I have had four of them in our family. They will look at you when you say come, and then bolt in the other direction.

[@EDuGoIHuvvet]

@@MCeili Sounds like a Chow chow to me 😂 And they have a tendency to just stare at you like you're a complete idiot who's disgraced their present with your stupidity 😅 Not sure if that's a thing for Shibas too? Like a stubborn "I don't have to listen to you" kinda thing? x)

[@bieuxyongson]

@@valerierodger7700 True Dat! So much drama.

[@ЯАга-я4л]

“Make it currency“ killed me lmao it's like when you have an awesome idea in your head but can't explain how you came up with that and just describe the outcome

[@HaunaMyKiki]

Shibas are basically dogs programmed with cat software. Right down to the nitty-gritty details like being self-cleaning and enjoying sitting up on high places!

[@overthinker_overanalyser]

I'd love to see this done for Corgis

[@bcpr9812]

Ditto. The corgi butt needs to make an appearance.

[@Danka42]

"Their butts are hollow." "...pardon?"

[@silvercandra4275]

"Okay so... we need a new dog, and we thought they could be related to herding dogs, and come from Wales." "Sounds nice so far..." "Yeah, and we were thinking about making them these really cool-" "Give them a thicc butt." "Wha- Why?" "Oh! And make their butts so fluffy, they float on water!" "But won't that-" "And make one of the British monarchs known for liking them!" "...sure. Sure why the heck not."

[@KidoKoin]

I'd say something seriously had to go wrong, to result in Corgis. I mean, i just can imagine the briefing with QA: "Don't know if your developers have noticed, but the dog doesn't have legs." "Sure it does!" "Well, technically, yes, but the users are complaining, because every other dog in existence has more legs in comparison." "Man, if we make their legs an inch longer it would not compile! It's not critical to release, could we leave this minor bug as it is, and maybe fix it later?" "Sure, i'm certain it will sort itself out on the end."

[@__-jt4tv]

@@KidoKoin Also, if you introduce Corgi software to other Dogs, they will also have the short legs bug. As any Corgi hybrid is basically the other species on corgi legs.

[@capncookie1110]

Akita Inus be like: Shibas, but BIGGER!

[@poughkeepsie8516]

But their personality is quite different right?

[@bettinalykke5151]

and meaner

[@mortified776]

@@poughkeepsie8516 Yes, Akitas are very aloof.

[@courtney_1334]

@@bettinalykke5151 Akitas are not mean. They have to well socialized/trained to be around anyone. I had one for 15 years and she was one of the smartest dogs I’ve ever had. No responsible Akita owner teaches their dogs to be mean. Don’t villanize an entire breed for the sake of a few.

[@sitnspin1819]

@@courtney_1334 I'm almost sure a male Akita tried to adopt me once or something! It was the 'pub dog', and every time I went in, he was there, plonking himself down at the foot of my wheelchair! He once tried to get me to follow him into the landlady's house upstairs LOL Akitas need a good, responsible owner who doesn't use fear to train. They are smart dogs.

[@jenniferdoolittle6935]

How are you SO accurate!?! Freakin hysterical!!! Kudos! Love you for doing these. 😂😂😂

[@youdeservethis]

Do Great Danes! Mighty, majestic, will scare off any bad guy with just a look, scared of empty paper bags, needs to cuddle constantly.

[@NotChefCook]

🤣 Yes !

[@MrsM714]

I was just thinking about great Danes, too! A lapdog the size of a small horse! Haha

[@muriel5826]

The best dog for anyone who wants to hear “If you put a saddle on them you’d have a horse” multiple times a day.

[@moxiegraphix]

@@muriel5826 Our neighbor has one and the number of times I've heard it just when outside from other people talking to him, LOL. I feel bad for them.

[@muriel5826]

@@moxiegraphix 🤣

[@slowblinkz]

“I’m thinking you come back as this big ass dragon and you just murder every....” 👀 “Wassup bro!”

[@ceciliaC3C1L1A]

Hey can you help me out? What does that refers to? I have no clue!

[@camazotzbat5970]

@@ceciliaC3C1L1A He was on the phone with the devil, talking about how the end times will come about

[@slowblinkz]

@@ceciliaC3C1L1A Lucifer was on the other line

[@ivyrose779]

Revelation! But, we all know Lucifer isn’t just going to do whatever God says, so 🤷‍♀️

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

@@ivyrose779why not? She always has before when it was good for her; she just doesn’t like to sit on the sidelines or take a back seat… Yes she. Bible describes Lucifer as the most beautiful of all the angels and sat at the hand of god, definitely describing his wife…. God created man in his image, Satan created woman in hers.

[@themufffinman]

I love how the costumes budget just keeps getting higher with every video

[@sairhug]

I was kinda missing Blond Surfer God.

[@newearthling1111]

Yes, that's a very fancy silver wig!

[@melon_69-420]

“You’re planning on making everybody mentally ill, right?” 💀💀💀

[@poppins9]

God gets new hair styles everytime

[@zenluvsfun]

I was digging god’s new style lol

[@poppins9]

@@zenluvsfun same he got some new shampoo and conditioner

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Gotta change it up once every few millennia or so

[@JMarieCAlove]

And really shiny! Lol

[@darcydoll437]

Loved the hair flick. He he he... 🤣

[@ghostx4862]

Y'know I'm a big mythology and angelology nerd and I gotta say this guy really has the looks to potray an angel. The hair and facial structure really does kinda resemble ancient portraits of those devine beings. The human looking ones that is, not the high order Seraph or Cherub.

[@davidgoodnow269]

Dude, seraphim are straight-up freaky looking, just as described, but oddly, when looking at one, it just is what it is.

[@abyssal_phoenix]

Maybe that is the source of his inspiration: An actual angel pretending to be an angel to make a living among the humans because most of them wouldn't believe he is a true angel after all xD

[@Debbie338]

“I want that dog to be the face of it.” Bwahaha. Dead-on.

[@kimmypossible6717]

I love these „angel is pitching a breed“ videos. Spot on. Pls do Cocker Spaniels. Thanks!

[@lunava5489]

"Who was that?" "One of your brothers" "Which one?" Luci

[@fabiomorandi3585]

Funny things is angels actually could change religion, but from their perspective it'd be pretty similar to a human quitting their job only to find a new one and find out their old boss is also their current one.

[@jocelynnowen3078]

Yeah, caution Angel don’t get off the I-5 at Hollywood looking for the new religion!! Warning! Warning! Lol

[@HezrouDhiaga]

"Yeah! I remember that, you're planning on making everybody mentally ill" made me laugh so hard but at the same time go "but where's the lie" lmao

[@rennemichaels2706]

Love the new angel look, and the god hair, but maybe tone back on the god beard, it hides all your great expressions. :D

[@pinkmoon2499]

Could you do australian shepherds next pls? Love ur vids!

[@hannaha4631]

OMG, YES.

[@rasmichael]

I was, for no apparent reason, gifted a Japanese Spitz. On our walks we sometimes meet a Shiba Inu. Regrettably I have yet to catch them speaking Japanese with each other. That would be epic.

[@loqutor]

As a former Shiba owner, I just couldn't get enough of this.

[@paneenoipochana2631]

I LOVE how we ask God: “Are you having a stroke?”

[@lidialopez3956]

“Are you having a stroke?”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LCcoolcraft]

**scoffs biblically** Love it

[@carolking1502]

I'm currently on a YT cleanse, but check for your videos throughout the day! You are my favorite by far!!!

[@thisismyhandle27]

"Make it currency" just about died on my morning coffee

[@tammiekanters6496]

So accurate on every account. I love everything you say.

[@saisanzi21]

"Can I switch religions" got me there, laughting so hard XD

[@SheaMouse]

I really want to hear the pitch fir great pyrenees. Big Fluffy loud , completely unwilling to be tradined, but chill guard dogs. Sort like 100 lb cats that drool.

[@lucasr5196]

"Memes. Doge. Doing a heckin scare." ... Angel: Are you having a stroke? 🤣

[@nicoswolf57]

Do German Shepherds!! I’d love to see my K9 drug dog pitched. 🤣

[@TH-kd1ju]

God upgraded his hair! Noice👍 Honestly tho you look at some animals, the way they look, the things they can do (elephants, porcupines, jellyfish etc etc) and it's like wtf was God smoking that day?😂 Or he's really got a wild sense of humor lol!

[@a.katherinesuetterlin3028]

I think that kind of thing every time I see the duck-billed platypus. Like, Ultimate Source coming to Earth to grab some dope-ass hallucinogens, then went to work while tripping. 😅🤣

[@nobodysbaby5048]

It's HIS sense of humor. Side note: we don't always get it. Have a great night.

[@lauragovernali4332]

"Are you having a stroke?" Cannot stop laughing 😂 . One minute and sixteen seconds of comic brilliance 💕💕🌹🌹💕💕 Thank you!

[@brooklineassociates8146]

I had a shiba and I wish you had mentioned their cat like characteristics and their scream. like your vignettes alot.

[@SilentPsychopath]

Well, Angel definitely got 'Good-natured' slightly incorrect when inputting afterwards. I love my brother's Shiba, but he's a grumpy little SOB with Little Man Syndrome, and he's pretty calm compared to most Shiba Inu! Also, no mention of them basically being cats in a dog's body that look like foxes?

[@tarysunshine3878]

Man You perfectly describe Inuyasha’s character

[@mommawolf6117]

That's just your brothers dog homie I've had 2 shiba inus and neither one was like this . Very loyal but very standoffish to people they don't trust

[@PlaceHolderMechanic]

Why does this dude look like what Lucifer would have been before he fell?

[@ghosty5478]

As a Christian this is 1000000000% accurate

[@SoMuchAnna]

Everything about this was perfect 🤣

[@klyanadkmorr]

AKITAs!!!! AKITAs!!!! AKITAs!!!! AKITAs!!!! = German Shephard, Pitbull,Shiba Inu heart loyal of a LAB

[@ruth1382]

You have no idea HOW FUN sounds this in Spanish 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hermititis]

From my experience, and some Shiba forums..."and make them basically cats in dog suits" would have worked for personality too. Oh, and the Shiba Scream ™ definitely deserved a mention.

[@Irish381]

Very funny! That are you having a stroke? Killed me 🤣🤣🤣☠

[@nerdydrawer7265]

I’m just over here distracted by God’s pristinely white hair and beard. Like I think I can see second heaven through that-

[@pdxmusl1510]

You forgot... give it a shrill vouce that can raise the dead and kill everyone in a 100mi radius 😂

[@SilentPsychopath]

Yep! My brother's vet refers to his Shiba as 'The Screaming Fox'.

[@bieuxyongson]

Make it currency!! That poor Angel! I love Shibas. Had a friend that showed them. She said they were nuts to handle. They certainly have minds of their own.

[@elonmusk9442]

I like how it is 100% accurate.

[@stannetaprospere4301]

Please do chihuahuas. I am curious as to what anybody would think is the thought process behind the creation of this demon puppy.

[@thistlegal2154]

God and Satan collaborate, shrink Hellhounds? Lol

[@NotChefCook]

@@thistlegal2154 YESSS !

[@ynra]

I agree with above, they are loyal and portable hellhounds!

[@thistlegal2154]

@@NotChefCook rethinking it,maybe chihuahua result of Satan sneeze? Lol

[@gordondean9189]

The usual bored sadism.

[@TheAddieDragon]

“Can I Switch religions” had me dead XD

[@madwhitehare3635]

You make me laugh and cause me extra prayers. You bad.

[@zer0tonin_]

"make it currency" genius

[@iirealisms6143]

Any chance we could get one of these for Border Collies? It would be fun to see the idea for them being made.

[@jarlairess]

"Can I switch religions?" 😅😅😅 That made me laugh out loud

[@gyorgykeindl2349]

Do you know any hungarian dog? We have komondors at home and at our farm, they are the best of them! :D Puli also a special and good one. :D

[@BauhausGothic]

Jonny, you're a genius! 😄😄😄😄👏👏👏👏👏

[@crazycatchick4111]

Hope you decide to do the Chinese Crested dog...I've only ever seen one in real life (he was my grandma's) and it took me damn near a decade before that dog stopped trying to bite me (joke was on him, the grumpy *toothless* bastard) and then I couldn't get him to leave me alone...dog was so fugly it was hard not to laugh, but he was sweet enough when he mellowed out with age finally😹

[@delancyj67]

Angel: New dog idea, ready? Cute but Derpy and for absolutely no reason, Japanese! The Lord: I like it. Put them into production tomorrow.

[@fiberpoet6250]

Ommg I love these Do the pit bull That would be hilarious

[@Ciara1594]

"Who was that?" "Oh,just one of your brothers" "Which one?" 😂😳

[@Dana-eq5nz]

Please don't veer too far off original; loved the sweetness and pure cleverness. So refreshing to NOT have a lot of swearing and rudeness. I liked the occasional and friendly back and forth "digs" but appreciate the humor and respect between angels and God. Of course your dog breeds a spectacular and spot on!

[@ChillKillaBeta]

everybody gangsta until god makes kylo and says "make it meow"

[@PINJOS]

Can you do Nova Scotia Duck Tollin Retriever next?? I have one (Grover) and he is the best friend ever

[@TH-kd1ju]

Grover the Nova Scotian Duck Tollin Retriever?! Wow that's a mouthful 😂 cute name tho:)

[@PINJOS]

@@TH-kd1ju Tolling*😅

[@ChefMagic9789]

John! Can you please do chihuahuas next?

[@ynra]

Seconded! I'd love to see my little chi represented!

[@newearthling1111]

I was going to write the same thing. It is representing another country as well!

[@FreyjaRKim]

*scoffs biblically* *confused Jesus noises* This series never failed to make me laugh, but let us not forget God was planning apocalypse at the beginning lmao

[@C.L.Hinton]

Ha, yes! Specifically, _Reign of Fire_ apocalypse.

[@PsychicIsaacs]

I don't think He especially planned it, He just gave us free will and knew that a bunch of us would turn satanic and almost destroy the World! Why did he do this? He did it so that the rest of us would have to confront this evil and become truly good, and also amazingly smart and strong!

[@naolucillerandom5280]

@@PsychicIsaacs Oh no, he totally planned it, it started just because he thought it was cool when he was 9, he then matured and moved on to better things, but is still moved by nostalgia, so* now he's deciding between choosing an official date for it, leave it as an old myth, or do both in different timelines. Yeah... I know the struggle.

[@katherinearroyo5818]

Talk about choosing v vendetta from the beginning

[@PomPom-ei3kl]

@@naolucillerandom5280 Nah. He gave us free will. People are rejecting him. He knew it was going to get bad and would have to come back and cleanse the world again.

[@AHHHHHHHH.]

I love the fact that I didn't know what the animal looked like until you specified the meme

[@deborahgoslin5858]

Love you .your so funny ! I watched your vid. on the dogs a lot ! Good job ! Thanks

[@maisum5919]

Love your vídeos from Brazil

[@sableempire9654]

why did Angels design Afghan Hounds like the Victorias Secret Model of dogs?

[@mishyfushiko5175]

I wanna see the York and the chihuahua so badly!

[@MH-jm6wt]

I needed this today ❤️

[@pottary1]

"Okay that's a bizzare list of traits, but there we have it a friendly funny dog!" God: "Just one more thing." "Okay, but nothing silly, be serious." God: "Give them the personality of a derranged serial killer, hiding it 95% successfully." "..." God: "Make them smile..."

[@mommawolf6117]

Love my shiba they are so smart but so strong willed and have an insane prey drive

[@takarahayashi4124]

"plan to make everyone mentally ill" lmfao

[@no_one_you_know]

Pitching dog breeds to god and Stanzi's devil and Joanne in hell are my favorite series.

[@cmclaren7]

I have a small doggie daycare and boarding business. From time to time, I get Shiba Inus. Everything you said is spot on truth! I had one loving all over me one afternoon and suddenly shred my arms. I would never post those pictures.

[@LTPottenger]

These are great. This is my favorite one so far. So true!

[@samaeldeul572]

"can I switch religions?" Lmaooo😂

[@angelmonster60]

Lol, loved it! Been looking forward to this one.

[@suchmisfortuneproductions6013]

*scoffs biblically* *Confused Jesus noises* I love it.

[@theterrificyolo]

Do a Pomeranian one next, that will be so funny

[@JMarieCAlove]

My former neighbor had a Pomeranian and she let her dog out early in the morning and it barked so much, I could never sleep in and I was in my early 20s at the time and my neighbor looked intimidating to confront her about her dog waking me and my two roommates up, especially on the weekends, it seemed her dog barked all day long and it was a quiet street so I don’t know what her dog was barking at. She spoiled that dog.

[@dogmomofive7011]

Please, please, please pitch chihuahuas to God!

[@LS-um3zq]

That would be so funny!

[@SugarandSarcasm]

They were Lucifer's for sure

[@thistlegal2154]

@@SugarandSarcasm result of a secret collaboration between God and Satan...that or result of Satan sneezing lol

[@SugarandSarcasm]

@@thistlegal2154 a few were probably sharts lmao

[@spinynrmn7121]

Lol. God forgot to add "make it super dramatic". Noice.😆

[@BlitzenSpeaks]

I hope Akitas are coming soon! The one I had 25 years ago... I called him Japans answer to the German Shepherd! Awesome dog!

[@justintranchita4762]

Puppy shiba inu personality traits 80% good dog 20% pain in the ass to train

[@C.L.Hinton]

Ok, but the captions are where this video _really_ shines. "Confused Jesus noises" and "scoffs biblically" are particularly good.

[@NoName-it4uu]

The Bonk warrior, protecting innocent people from the thirsty people.

[@tystratton-quirk9859]

Can't wait to see Great Pyrenees!

[@jnklee]

Alright, this was the one that got me to subscribe. This legit made me giggle while I watched it.

[@leilaisurdaddy]

as someone with a Shiba Inu ☺️.. *they will attack everything that moves*

[@g.p.d.2220]

I find this guy’s posts hilarious!

[@Robertwood84]

When Jonny Smiled in that one video about dog breeds react to robbers his wide smile reminded me of Green goblin in the spiderman movie Willem dafoe

[@wolfmontana3991]

"You're planning on making everyone mentally ill" omg XD amazing and accurate. Granted we were there before the memes, but still...

[@sophiemerigold2449]

Do a saint Bernard or a bernese mountain dog! :) 🐕

[@KillerofGods]

You should do Belgian Malinois

[@dareka9425]

God's hair is divine.

[@thistlegal2154]

So Satan and God might collaborate on chihuahuas?