God's Not Dead 2 - The Cinema Snob

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The Cinema Snob reviews the sequel to God's Not Dead.

[@nicholash7914]

God's not Dead: Episode III: Revenge of the Sin

[@PinBiohazard]

"I have the higher ground of the Bible" XD "Jesus is the only chosen one, not you" XD XD

[@starwarsnerd100]

"Have you ever heard the legend of Darth Jesus The Wise? I think not, its not the kind of story your teachers would tell you (you know, because prayer is banned in schools). "

[@cheezdoodle96]

"You were to bring the non-believers into Christianity, not join them!"

[@s.bakyhnh1756]

"UNLIMITED PRAYER!"

[@NATE-op9tq]

God's Not Dead I: The Phantom Persecution God's Not Dead II: Return of the Gays

[@Sarkkoth]

Worst episode of Sabrina The Teenage Witch EVER

[@gameplaysolotheblade]

Since Clarissa Explains It All.

[@Shenaldrac]

Where's Sam when you need him?

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

The cat was my favorite character.

[@cybertek3188]

CaptainMarvell92 Returns You mean Salem?

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

cybertek3188 Yep.

[@GlitchCrunch]

I had a teacher in high school. Taught western civ for over 15 years and in the process, told the very basics of the main religions throughout history. By basics I mean what the religious texts are called, how long they have been around, and the differences between them. In my senior year, he was fired because a student, who was a hardcore christian, complained that he was trying to teach and convert people to Islam. Keep in mind, this is a class that goes over the history of the middle east. You literally cannot bring up the history of that region without talking a little bit about religion.

[@zacharyriley4561]

Did he get his job back?

[@fredriklind6727]

The first movie was only stupid but this... This persecution complex bullshit movie is just plain disgusting.

[@studiogimli7645]

the first one probably made philosophers cry, this makes lawyers cry

[@kingkryptonite0]

who's ready for God's Not Dead 3? huh? huh? can't wait for that... Cinema Snob Review on it lol

[@whilryke]

@Sheldon Cooper in appearence, in the third atheism is no longer represented by a strawman character but as an invisible force just as evil.

[@jacksonvilot6860]

Bout damn time! Been waiting on this shit for months

[@orphicurania3295]

one of the actresses in this movie was in wizards of waverly place

[@bardia8905]

brad, ure a fucking genius. I bow down to ur reviewing skills Snob God

[@lieutenantyoshi5704]

God's Not Dead III: Revenge of the Satanists God's Not Dead IV: A New Hell God's Not Dead V: The Atheist Strikes Back God's Not Dead VI: Return of the Rabbi God's Not Dead VII: The Faith Awakens Romans One: A Bible Story God's Not Dead VIII: Jesus Takes Manhattan God's Not Dead IX: Revelations

[@blablaca2816]

Lieutenant Yoshi I liked the Friday the 13th Part 8 reference!

[@ECL28E]

Then of course comes the reboot

[@Gridseeker]

The Friday 13th reference made me laugh as HELL!

[@Marcissus]

God's Not Dead VIII: Jesus Takes Jerusalem

[@mcruz1120]

Gods Not Dead X: Gon Give It To Ya

[@odinoco]

God's not Dead 2: The Search for more money

[@ralphjosephacobo8014]

Charlie Odinoco Space Balls reference?

[@odinoco]

War Room: The T-Shirt! War Room: The Coloring Book! War Room: The Breakfast Cereal! War Room: The Flamethrower!

[@Gooberpatrol66]

God's not Dead 3: The search for God's not Dead 2

[@blendernoob64]

Nathan Dehnel God's not dead 4 : a new minister God's not dead 5 : the ACLU strikes back God's not dead 6 : return of the Weaton

[@AdamFink83]

God's Not Dead 8. God Takes Manhattan

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

"All Dogs Go To Heaven" is a better Christian movie than any of these.

[@JohnReviews]

The episode of Boy Meets World where Shawn joins a cult is a better religious movie than this.

[@DuelaDent52]

ajmrowland I think the director of Doctor Strange said his favourite Christian movie was 'The Exorcist'.

[@TheRachaelLefler]

My favorite Christian movie is Carrie.

[@HuntSD]

I loved The Conjuring 2 which has a ton of Christian elements which I really liked.

[@anone.mousse674]

ajmrowland Prince of Egypt knocks all this Pure Flix shit out of the park.

[@drfenderfunk]

I have some great ideas for God's Not Dead 3. 1) A ten-year-old boy prays to Jesus in a public school and gets beaten with a rod by his teacher, played by Willem Dafoe. The parents complain to the principal, but the principal just laughs in their faces. "Your days are numbered, ye Christian scum!" says the principal, played by Jeremy Irons. 2) A white, middle-aged, suburban Christian lady is threatened to get arrested by the police if she doesn't say something nice about her gay neighbor. 3) Washed up 90's actor Bill Pullman plays an old man who is fishing on a pond one morning and has a vision of Jesus walking on the water. He tells his neighbors, but they all laugh at him. He calls them dirty rotten heathens and blames them for the loss of his healthcare.

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Funny thing is... Christian audiences who enjoy these movies will eat those up and think that's exactly what happens in our communities

[@psychetitan3529]

Where the hell did you have the time, energy, and boldness to potentially give Pure Flix material for the 3 shitty movie. If there is a third I swear I will hunt you down if any of these ideas are in there.

[@bobjoe109]

I think that first idea is too subtle for PureFlix.

[@jongon0848]

To be fair Willem Dafoe did play Jesus...

[@thatdude3938]

@@jongon0848 In a highly controversial among Christians movie, though

[@KyleRayner12]

"God's not Dead 2: God Harder" sounds suspiciously like a porno.

[@Asliferollson]

Id watch

[@marksilla8276]

Sorry I ruined the 69 likes.

[@hobbesb9597]

*insert Lenny face*

[@326inminecraft]

What would be the porno title? Dick’s not limp 2: Dick harder?

[@ezrawyvern6795]

Somewhere on the internet, there may be that kind of parody with that kind of title.

[@merchantfan]

It's "weird" that these Christian persecution movies never seem to address the actually persecuted Christians like the Coptic Christians in Egypt. Too brown perhaps?

[@TheMouseAvenger]

As a Christian, that makes me really sad. :-(

[@Dashound46]

merchantfan Yeah, you'd think that with the recent attacks, especially the bombings, someone might do something. I feel disgusted by the majority of Christian movies, trying to pander to the Christians, by just telling them "everyone who isn't a Christian in America is the devil".

[@merchantfan]

I mean, they do show the convertees here and I'm sure they would also have difficulty, but these movies seem to want to completely ignore existing Christian populations that face prejudice.

[@Khenfu_Cake]

merchantfan Too brown, and probably the "wrong" kind of Christian.... If the people who make or like these kind of movies even know what a Coptic Christian is:S.

[@NameEntry]

merchantfan Christians don't like Brown people much.

[@littlefieryone2825]

"A classroom mock court is more respectable than this." Too true. And in our mock court, the lawyer threw a chair.

[@blitzkriegdragon013]

Where the fuck is this school and how do I get in?

[@K1llM31FYouCan]

Is he taking cases i could use a lawyer like him

[@psychetitan3529]

@@K1llM31FYouCan When in legal trouble hit whoever is prosecuting you with a chair.

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

That's just passion for the law. The Bobby Knight of lawyers!!

[@Dreigonix]

+LittleFieryOne Sounds like Phoenix Wright.

[@MrGrey-zc2cy]

Matthew 4:9 and the Lord said unto Otis "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"

[@winterlarsime9938]

Lot 5-2:34 "And so the lord's angel stopped Abraham from slaughtering his son, and said: 'Gotta get Schwifty'"

[@winterlarsime9938]

Mr. Grey Genesis 1-23: "And so got created the world, and seeing its imperfections, created the Scezhuan Sauce"

[@Nakia11798]

Mr. Grey I'm really tempted to death that scripture and figure out how close it is

[@addadu8031]

Mr. Grey " and then god created eve. And she was bammin' slammin' bootylicious."

[@MrGoblin1000]

Genesis 1:22 "And God created Lilith to be Adam's wife, but he accidentally used a rainbow to make her and so he kicked her out for being gay. He then he ripped out one of Adam's ribs and made Eve, but she refused to have sex with Adam since he was essentially her mother and than ran off to marry Lilith. So God said "Fuck it" and just gave Adam a lap top and some tissues. And so the internet and gay marriage were created."

[@fortblocks]

This movie made God an athiest.

[@Eliel20117]

A Troll he was already an atheist

[@donnelwaddledee965]

A Troll May he needs to be friend with Sidon in Breath of the Wild, he believes in everyone.

[@NathanGatten]

Well god doesn't need to believe in himself so...

[@fortblocks]

YOU"RE TEARING ME APART SATAN!!

[@fortblocks]

Anyway, how is your religious life?

[@redblaze8700]

DC's God movies: - God of Steel - God v. The Amazing Atheist: Dawn of Persecution - Suicide Devils - WonderGod - God's League Marvel's God movies - Iron God - The Incredible God - Iron God 2 - God - Captain God: The First Christian - God's The Avengers - Iron God 3 - God: The Hellish World - Captain God: The Winter Devil - Guardians of Heaven - God's Avengers: Age of Satan - Ant-God - Captain God: Religious Wars - Doctor God - Guardians of Heaven Vol.2 - Christian Homecoming - God: Final Judgments - Black God - Infinity God - And don't forget the spinoff serie: Agents of G.O.D.

[@adeer87]

Godpool.

[@CasaiAgicap]

Where does Daredevil fall into all of this?

[@coloneljak42_]

CasaiAgicap Daredesciple.

[@ChunkSchuldinga]

Plushypony 94 Godpool isn’t cannon is Disney’s Marvel Jewniverse. Was jewniverse racist? If so, that’s unintentional.

[@ChunkSchuldinga]

Plushypony 94 Godpool isn’t cannon is Disney’s Marvel Jewniverse. Was jewniverse racist? If so, that’s unintentional.

[@ThatguyP912]

They should make this a franchise about straw man atheists attacking different religions. God's Not Dead: Allah's Not Dead Too Vishnu's Not Dead Either Buddha's Super Not Dead Build up a Not Dead Deities Cinematic Universe, have them team up against The Flying Spaghetti Monster created by zombie Christopher Hitchens. Hollywood, call me.

[@hinasakukimi]

i want this to be a thing, take my money

[@manospondylus]

ThatguyP912 Richard Dawkins: "I have facts." Gods: "We have a Ganesha"

[@FaeQueenCory]

+Disappointed Turtle Dawkins really would be the bad guy. He's like a real life Pure Flix Atheists.... If anything proved God exists.... Richards Dawkins is it. Only God could be such a dick to make Pure Flix real.

[@ZombiiChix]

ThatguyP912 it'd be like that one episode of South Park

[@Gooberpatrol66]

Ahura Mazda's not Dead.

[@ECL28E]

Let's make the same movie, but with the teacher being of Muslim faith and mentioning Allah. I'm sure that would go well. No double standards here

[@babablacksheep3950]

ECL28E If they do that the studio will be Charlie Hebdo 2.0

[@URFTBOUND4LIFE]

That actually happened ...well sort of. They were teachers going over history lessons about different religions and their impact across the world and when it was time for Islam, guess which group of people cut- the-fuck-up about it?

[@blixer8384]

*That awkward moment when you're not sure weather the correct answer is Muslim Fundamentalists or Christian Fundamentalists*. Christian Fundamentalists?

[@URFTBOUND4LIFE]

Tell him what he's won,Johnny ... Johnny: You've just won a coupon for one free Face palm...!!

[@thugtomat7850]

ECL28E Fuck Islam

[@definitelynotyourmom42]

I really don't get the whole drama with the Chinese father & son. I used to freakin' work in China and I don't think I met a single Chinese person who would give that big of a shit if their kid got religious. They seem to think that because the Chinese government is sceptical and strict towards religion, that most everyday Chinese folks are, too. Is his dad a high up government official or something? That's the only capacity in which I could see a reaction anywhere similar to this.

[@anikmonette2140]

Enzo 1965 For what? Being Christian? You're not very clear here... They are strict about religion, but people there just do their shit, because there's at least 30 millions Christians there that apparently don't care... But then again I don't know if we're talking about the same shit here!

[@patriotwhitewash7985]

anik monette fast forward a few months, and the Party is working to get people to denounce their faiths because religion might become more powerful than the Party in dictating people’s lives.

[@mattbenz99]

Isn't Christianity one of the largest religions in China? I know it has exploded all over Asia in the last couple of decades. Heck, the majority of South Koreans are Christians now.

[@medes5597]

@@mattbenz99 Yep. People don't realise that the Chinese government has reservations specifically about Catholicism and Catholics because of conspiracy theories about how the Church demands loyalty that supersedes patriotism and devotion for one's country.

[@KimbaCookie]

Matthew 4:9 - For Jesus commanded his disciples to listen only to Darude -Sandstorm.

[@natemo82]

Matthew chapter 4 verse 9: And Mark looked at Peter and said "I need about tree fiddy......"

[@skywalker01974]

and i said dammit mark i aint giving you no 3.50. i gave him a dollar . she gave him a dollar!

[@TheOneLichemperor]

Luke 2:9-11 And an angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were filled with great fear. And the angel said to them "I need about tree fiddy"

[@blt_productions8738]

I didn't know the Lochness Monster was in the Bible.

[@statueteethtv]

Cancer Twat6969 i love this reference

[@freeslave8824]

Ironically Mat. 4:9 is Satan offering to give the world in exchange for bowing down and worshiping him. Coincidence???

[@darkmega97]

I love the weird stabs at atheism out of left field. It would only be better if every time they did it they would look straight at the camera and nod

[@lissawho4974]

Gods Not Dead 2: Dealing with problems Christians face that don't exist

[@augustusofprimaporta3721]

Yo know, the innacuracies of these movies are flat out infuriating. In the first one, Raddison would likely be fired for religious discrimination of that magnitude, or at the very least reprimanded. Also, no atheist or agnostic (including myself) I've ever seen was that pointlessly cruel, and none doubted or denied the existence of a god due to personal trauma. As for the second film, what Grace does is just mention a religion in a way relevant to the topic at hand, not actively attack anyone's faith, and yet she still gets reprimanded and goes to court. No place in America operates like this. In fact, depending on the state, MR. RADDISON might have to be the one who goes to court. Oh, and also, nobody would disown their children just for being Christian, and the f*cking ACLU probably wouldn't care about a trivial matter like this (especially considering our current political situation), and if they did, they'd probably defend Grace, not because of her faith, but more likely because the law was incorrectly applied and Grace is being wrongfully prosecuted. In fact, the ACLU has a long history of defending unpopular organizations, such as American Nazis, when they believe the rights of their defendants were violated, so they'd still support grace regardless of popular opinion.

[@MiniAllyCat]

Another cinema snob featuring Christian propaganda? yes please!

[@jonasking9587]

Probably because there is so much of it.

[@BlackBeWhite2k7]

@msgundam2 *checks through liked videos Of course a right winger would say that.

[@Pridetoons]

AllyKat "Do not turn God's house into a house of merchandise!" - Jesus Christ

[@MarquisLeary34]

So how many Jewish or Islam films got mainstream releases in US suburbia this year?

[@HenshinHeroesMedia]

Simon Leary if you watched dogma, it makes fun of Christianity but also raises questions. even former fallen Angels in that film question why forgive people over and over even if they hate god

[@garyhobbesworth941]

I agree with the part about Martin Luther King Jr.'s faith being the foundation for his ability to combat strife and love his enemies, rather than hatefully fantasize about them getting cancer or struck by a car.

[@princesstamika]

lot of good it did him.

[@codyelkins6402]

Hell, he had to set up his own "murder" just to get what he wanted and now we are on the opposite end of the spectrum

[@Pooky1991]

@@princesstamika and i remember reading near the end of his life he even began to agree with some of Malcolm X's movement due to the frustrations at the time

[@iron1349]

even tho they honestly deserved it.

[@cadethumann8605]

@@codyelkins6402 Where on Earth did you get that idea for him setting up his own murder? And wouldn't that be against his religion to intentionally do, you know, SUICIDE?

[@coolboyyo654]

when i was in elementary school we toured a courthouse and did a mock trial of the Big Bad Wolf what i'm saying is that trial was more realistic than this

[@manospondylus]

coolboyyo654 did he win?

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

I'd rather watch that mock trial than this movie.

[@heatherrausch6085]

Disappointed Turtle if it was the same play that I did then it was up to the drama teacher, an ending was written for each possible outcome.

[@GiovanniCloud]

Disappointed Turtle Yea, did he win?!

[@Johnny-rx4hs]

Did you read the children's book from the Wolf's perspective?

[@pathaorion]

This movie: teacher talks about religion in class in context to the lesson without meaning to hurt anyone's religion in the lesson and that sends her to court. My real class: Same thing happened but no one bats an eyelid because they get she didn't mean to push a religion on us there. Man I'm Christian myself and I hate this movie

[@AbandonedVoid]

I absolutely abhor Christianity, but I wouldn't take my teacher to court over quoting scripture. In America, you kind of have to get used to everyone preaching at you, and when it's done in the context of a lesson to answer a pointed question I really don't care. It makes me uncomfortable because it's kind of dishonest (Jesus also preached about following Old Testament laws and said only Yahweh was good, as well as saying he didn't come to bring peace but a sword, etc.) but I'm not going to detract from the lessons to get into a debate about scripture when everyone I know who speaks out against Christianity gets their funeral picketed or their car vandalized or doggedly insulted by a group of "loving" Christians.

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

Abandoned Void You think that's bad, you should see what happens when you speak out against Islam...

[@AbandonedVoid]

+NotAGoodUsername360 Or what happens when you speak out against Christianity in South American countries, since it's a fairly similar result.

[@empressmarowynn]

I've had a number of students outright ask me about my religious views. I'm an atheist and I tell them what I think but I specifically say that it's my opinion and it's ok for them to believe whatever they want. Even though most of my students are fairly religious and they are shocked by my views it never goes beyond that. Honestly, kids don't really care that much about it.

[@pollypockets508]

Craften Wiccan As a writer, I sometimes wish I could write Christian movies even though I am an atheist. lol

[@Xacris]

I love that, for the Evil Lawyer, they got an actor that has played the devil. He's so good at it!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Xacris Ray Wise was one curly mustache away from becoming Dastardly Whiplash.

[@Kingofcorrect]

He's also Swamp Thing!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Do not bring your religion here.

[@ronburgundy244]

He also seemingly played God in Fargo.

[@jongon0848]

Maybe it's because he worked with that fucking demon Victor Salva on Jeepers Creepers 2

[@SamNeedsCoffee]

I prefer my religious propaganda films to have more zombies. Come on Pureflix get going on God's Undead.

[@billtenth5805]

Liam Darcy One of the few films made by The Asylum that I would rather watch then the movie it ripped off, the only problem: I don't think they made it yet.

[@babablacksheep3950]

Liam Darcy Search for the movie Fist of Jesus

[@KhaosAdmiral]

may not have zombies in it but have you heard of Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter? that movie is fucking rad

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Make it into a musical, and that would be great.

[@thema1998]

Patrick Condron Is that real or are you joking?

[@KeirStarmerFan123]

Why is God allowing such bad movies to be made?

[@mathew_monkbot1018]

Smith John because he's a masochist.

[@jakfan09]

Because he's either evil, incompetent, or imaginary.

[@Somescrub]

Smith John So you know he's not dead... Twice.

[@chasformer3091]

Because God loves it when people stroke is ego. That, and he makes a profit out of it.

[@soujiseta19]

God is dead, and we killed him.

[@YokiDokiPanic]

Gotta love the bi-racial pastoral romance™

[@drakkenmensch]

And then they banged. HARD.

[@matthewkoch6937]

Sounds like an art film trailer: "They found the love of God....and each other."

[@jongon0848]

@@matthewkoch6937 now I'm thinking of the Satan's Alley Trailer from Tropic Thunder 😂

[@Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger]

Why does everyone automatically have to ship everyone?!? Sometimes it's easier to hide than explain our guy love -- that's all it is.

[@JohnTheMod1]

Ray Wise, you were in Twin Peaks. Ernie Hudson, you were in Ghostbusters. WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!?

[@URFTBOUND4LIFE]

Rent was due

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Men gotta eat.

[@nametager7539]

Just to suffer

[@AcedeKlown]

Ray Wise was one of the bad guys in RoboCop, and Murphy/RoboCop was seen by the director as a telling of the story of Christ. And he did try to kill Murphy in both human and cyborg form, so he had experience... sort of? 😄

[@eseetv9341]

They wanted lavish vacations for thrir families...the only good to come out of this.

[@Havamal]

I think I liked Melissa Joan-Hart better back when she was talking to her cat and obsessing over whether Harvey liked her or not.

[@darksideofthemoon488]

I liked her WAAAAAYYYYYY better when she was Clarissa and she would explain it all.

[@FireMinstrel]

@@darksideofthemoon488 Me too. I wish they'd released the entire series on DVD.

[@dylanlewis3038]

In my school, we learned about Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Buddism, Hinduism, Ancient Greek, Ancient Roman and Ancient Egyptian. The teachers weren’t preaching to us, just explaining cultures of the world.

[@koichidignitythief7429]

The writers for these films, and likely the audience, have never been in a public school that wasn't one of those expensive private schools run by nuns.

[@Kawamura2]

@@koichidignitythief7429 nah, these are protestants, not catholics.

[@koichidignitythief7429]

@@Kawamura2 Same religion, different management, both idiotic.

[@draxxthemsclounts2478]

Yeah, unfortunately, most schools don't have religious studies classes. Many, instead, teach creationism in the same vein as evolution.

[@finnicpatriot6399]

@@koichidignitythief7429 Nope. The catholic church has actually produced a lot of philosophical and scientific material, while evangelicals have produced... Uhhh... Bad rock bands?

[@Nionivek]

Why do people misunderstand the separation of Church and State soo much? Believe it or not it has been used FAAAAR more often as a way to protect people from religious prosecution than it has to protect the state from being run by religious institutions. The idea is that the state shouldn't "Pick sides", so to speak, not that the State should squelch religion.

[@R3stlessNWild]

Because people are dumb and this is what comes of slashing education budgets.

[@silentghost751]

Shouldn't we all live by Jesus's example

[@phillipraffle6966]

These God's Not Dead people wouldn't know oppression if it him in the backside.

[@nykerianash1590]

Enzo 1965 we get you like to feel persecuted , hear that it’s the world’s 🌍 smallest violin 🎻 . So any I feel sad for those who are really persecuted.

[@anikmonette2140]

Enzo 1965 I met a Muslim, two in fact, and we talked about religion... Still alive and well! 😉

[@ashleyvanhammer3448]

With a snow-shovel.

[@joanthemad5894]

They're literally like "you don't believe what I do so I'm opressed"

[@eleanor8652]

@@ameliacid4146 “Christianity isn’t some backwater cult anymore.” Isn’t it though?

[@realleon2328]

I'm an Atheist and currently attend public school and I can say that in a mostly secular class, religion is brought up sometimes, and on those occasions it's discussed reasonably, even the most Atheist people in that class were civil on those occasions. Because the bible is such an interval part of human history and the collective consciousness, in some cases discussion of it can't be avoided without also avoiding a large swath of knowledge, if that makes sense? Like, in an English class, it would be difficult to discuss in great depth symbolism and illusions without bringing up some of the more famous stories and parables of the bible, and although I don't believe in any of that, for the understanding of analysis I feel like one should have at least a base knowledge of certain areas of religion. The same thing goes for Judaism for reading holocaust literature and Shinto if you want to read something Japanese. tl;dr: This movie is dumb.

[@ArthurRex131]

I think you meant "integral." Not "interval."

[@silentghost751]

You know about Hitler?

[@freakyzed8467]

@@silentghost751 what about him? Raised Catholic, believed in the occult, uses Christian iconography and sayings. Not an atheist.

[@freakyzed8467]

@@silentghost751 even if he wasn't Germany was 96% Christian before and during the war. All those good Christian souls helped him do it all.

[@silentghost751]

Why don't you

[@magustg1]

These movies honestly frighten me more than any horror movie ever has. Only because I've personally had to deal with self-proclaimed "Christians" with massive persecution complexes living in their own reality, using their beliefs as an excuse to oppress, persecute, and harm others then crying foul when they're told to stop. This is real stuff. The sentiments of these kind of movies are real, speaking to an audience who are unwavering in their belief that THEY are the victims. And all these horrible films do is reinforce their delusions and increase their drive to do more injustice to actual victims.

[@brianbrush5107]

there were actually people like this in the bible called pharisees

[@jennifermoriarty2188]

magustg1 not just religious people do this....

[@nykerianash1590]

Enzo 1965 have you? Also this is for the Christians who want to pretend to victims and righteous. Preaching about god yet are act horrible to others who don’t believe in the same things they do ...... If this is not you there’s no reason to be upset.

[@AbandonedVoid]

+Enzo 1965 I have. I've been beaten for not believing in God. I've been shunned and ostracized by my peers. I've had them attack me and insult me when I thought they were my friends. I've known people who have been kicked out of stores for wearing symbols of faiths other than Christianity. I've seen Christian influence ban gay marriage purely for religious reasons, and then fight hard when my federal government passed a bill to allow gay marriage to treat those marriages as less than straight marriages, harming some of my friends and me. I've had Christian lobbyists censor my education with their YEC bollocks, forcing me to research what's actually true on my own time, and had the entire history of Jesus taught dishonestly to keep Christians happy. I've had friends with their stuff vandalized or have been kicked out of debate groups simply for being "edgy fedora atheists." Yes, I have been massively persecuted by multiple Christians. It happens. Especially if you're in the Pagan community, but that's a whole other can of worms.

[@AbandonedVoid]

+Piesenberg You clearly haven't seen some of the South American dictatorships that mandate Christianity, or else you've never heard of the Crusades or Spanish Inquisition. What Islamic terrorists are doing today hardly compares to the girth of what's been done for Christianity, and they're mostly contained in their own countries. You're more likely in America to die from Christian radicals than ISIS, and their attacks are generally more harmful. Whereas ISIS attacks normally constitute kidnapping and ransom, Christians are often mass shooters or bombers. Wisconsin Sikh Temple massacre? The Centennial Olympic Park bombing? Do you know how much more common it is for Christians to cite God as their reason for violent crimes than it is for people to be involved in specifically Islamic terrorism? Do you know how much more violence is committed by alt-Righters in the name of their God? This is just in America, mind you.

[@glockmeister1213]

And a guy from newsboys recently came out as an atheist, hahahaha.

[@wd3185]

Well, he used to be. He left Newsboys long before he became an atheist.

[@URFTBOUND4LIFE]

God's NOT Dead, but he is embarrassed about this franchise.....

[@Rozilla]

It's deeply weird seeing all my childhood favourites (Sabrina/Clarissa, Superman, Hercules) acting in these movies. And by weird I mean depressing as all hell.

[@MrSafior]

They need food.

[@Here_is_Waldo]

I'm not sure any of these actors are well off they can turn down an easy pay check.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

To be fair, Kevin Sorbo is a douchebag in real life.

[@clashkid83]

Paycheck

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

@@Asliferollson but how can you explain her playing a witch on TV? Unless she became Christian afterwards in which, nevermind. But it still makes you think...

[@starwarsnerd100]

It is so weird to hear Sabrina the Teenage Witch talking about Jesus.

[@billjacobs521]

I knew she was conservative, but I didn't know she'd gone full Cameron. You never go full Cameron!

[@kap1618]

starwarsnerd100 irony is fun.

[@TheNzFox]

you don't really need to agree with the message to star in a movie, it was why there were so many familiar actors in the first one, they just throw money at names and faces people will recognise

[@PaceBreaker]

Hey there's nothing sad about that at all. She aged well and still looks fine.

[@MegaChickenfish]

Especially considering go back a few generations she would have been demonized by the very same people who paid her to be in this. Hell, there's a Chick Tract about how Bewitched was leading people to satanism.

[@HoopsAndDinoMan]

You guys know it's only a matter of time before Pure Flix makes a pseudoscience promoting, anti-evolution movie, right?

[@scitechian]

Most likely a modern reimagining of the 1925 Scopes Monkey Trial, with someone who looks suspiciously like Richard Dawkins and/or Christopher Hitchens as the main "villain". (The latter part would be the least offensive thing about it, because those two men were smug assholes in real life.)

[@kylehill6636]

scitechian how are they smug jerks?

[@CynicalBastard47]

I guess they'd have to go for the Scopes Trial after Kitzmiller vs. Dover ended with their best argument, irreducible complexity, completely shot down both in science and in a court of law.

[@LiveNiceness14]

HoopsAndDinoMan So like Fox News, the Blaze, Breitbart, Info Wars, and the Trump Presidency...oh yes I went there.

[@noraarcadia635]

Ken Ham did it.

[@jarmakey1]

My art teacher said Jesus in the class room once, with context to religious artwork and everything. She still has job.

[@darkmega97]

MADNESS!

[@mrnobody9193]

The context is the important part. Sadly my history teacher ignored the previous 4 centuries before the first crusade destroying any context.

[@mendingwall3823]

For our PUBLIC elementary school they made ALL students sing a song with the following lyrics "We've come this far by faith, leaning on the lord. Trusting in his holy word, he's never failed me yet." So I want Christians tell me again how persecuted THEY are and how they cant talk about their religion.

[@redlanternreviews4821]

No more annoyingly long names BURN HER AT THE STAKE!

[@ryanchungus8972]

Karolis Dervinis my teacher crusaded a gay and a Muslim and still has her job

[@Pridetoons]

"Do not turn God's house into a house of merchandise!" - Jesus Christ

[@Khenfu_Cake]

Pridetoons Reviews "Believe in me, send no money!"..

[@Kolbjornelenano]

"Give back to Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's"

[@stewieismyhomeboy]

Jesus: "You really think I'm a capitalist? For me's sake, did you even fucking read my book?"

[@Pridetoons]

stewieismyhomeboy I know right! I always tell Conservatives that Jesus Christ was a communist and hated the rich!

[@99jean88]

Jesus was no Commie, but he wasn't capitalist either. IS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND THAT!!!

[@IcewhipRoxx]

Movie: "Always be ready to give an answer as to why you believe and the reason for your hope." Snob: "Matthew 4:9 "'All this I will give to you,' [Satan] said [to Jesus], 'if you will bow down and worship me'"" Movie: "No no, that is the reason why they made a sequal to "God's Not Dead" in the first place.

[@Rocker42070]

That's too perfect.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Settra does not serve!

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Nice one

[@VOGoshinki]

Im a catholic.....and I found the movie so painful that I couldnt get half way through the review. Oh my GOODNESS THIS IS A DUMB MOVIE!!!!!!!

[@nvfury13]

VOGoshinki It's pretty obvious when someone would horribly abuse power and persecute those that are different from them, because they are sure everyone else is that way..

[@tavernburner3066]

Well someone has to do this. Mathew 4:9 "all this I will give you , he said, " if you will fall down and worship me." Something your not telling us cinema snob!?

[@X_Blake]

Tavern Burner He wants to be worshiped

[@tavernburner3066]

the he is satan.

[@GENOSAD]

*Tries not to correct "your" to "you're"*

[@Pridetoons]

Tavern Burner John 2:16 "And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise" You gotta love Christian hypocrisy! 😆

[@dracocrusher]

So basically: Satan- Join me and we can rule the world! Jesus- Fuck off, dickbag. IDK why Brad would choose to tell us that, but maybe it's a deeper message about Pureflix and fear-based consumerism and how it's destroying our society by turning everyone against eachother to fuel their religious agenda and personal gain? That, or he's coming out as the antichrist despite actually being a decent fucking human being, lol.

[@ebagentj]

In my freshman year of high school, my history teacher not only spoke about Jesus as a historical figure, but also Muhammad, Buddha, and several other religious figures (including many from the Bible). He also explicitly talked about the religions that formed around these figures. And not a single soul, in the class or outside of it, complained. Why? Because knowing the basis of these religions helped frame the groundwork of the various historical events and conflicts he was going to teach us after that. He spoke about it with about as much passion as he did talking about ancient Greek and Roman pantheons, not trying to push any sort of agenda. He didn't say any one religion was right or wrong, he didn't preach, he just gave the historical facts and beliefs needed to establish the context of his lessons. Funny how a man who taught this same exact curriculum to multiple classes every year for decades was never once cited, let alone brought to FUCKING COURT, during the entirety of his career. Not a single student complained or walked out on him, not a single parent went screaming at the school because their kids brought home textbooks and assignments that talked about the foundations of Islam, Judaism, Christianity (different forms. Sort of hard to talk about European history without discussing Martin Luther, the rise of Protestantism, the founding of the Anglican church, and the various clashes between Catholics and Protestants), Buddhism, Hinduism, etc. And for the record, I was actually sitting in his class when 9/11 happened, so no, the post-9/11 anti-Muslim sentiment didn't cause anyone even right after that event to complain about his lesson plan. In conclusion, this movie is bullshit. And Mr. Koester was awesome for a lot of reasons.

[@silentghost751]

It's because he didn't share Jesus's teachings. If he did, he probably would have been

[@KainGerc]

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! no "witch trial" joke in a movie with melissa joan hart on trial?! BOOOOOO!!!

[@FaeQueenCory]

Probably "too low hanging fruit".

[@KainGerc]

he did make a 'Clarissa Explains It All' reference though. (which I think is kinda more obscure, though I kinda put them in the same category)

[@stewieismyhomeboy]

Wait, there was actually a witch trial episode of Sabrina, The Teenage Witch.

[@archive9796]

Yep they go to Salem and the teacher gives out random notes to say if they are secret witches and Sabrina battled with her identity it's great

[@crescentfreshbret]

79.03.13 The teacher- played by a pre-Freaks and Geeks Paul Feig.

[@kimberly6663]

12:54 "What is your favorite TV show?" "...Duck Dynasty." Christ.

[@mattakudesu]

Kimberly I know right? It's like saying your favorite food is cheese whiz.

[@robertcummings2720]

It is for me!!!!

[@kimberly6663]

More like saying your favorite food is Elmer's glue.

[@EddieHawkinsII]

You bring me my cheez whiz, boy?

[@Smjfantasy]

Kimberly It just goes to show no matter who you are or what you identify with, you can still have horrible taste.

[@AquaLantern]

God's Not Dead 3: *Civil War*

[@FretzlemaniaPod]

Well there is actually going to be a third one..........

[@michellewarns2778]

Are they going to bring the movie on court again?

[@yourmother7052]

*Holy War

[@bartistclord1916]

Also, the third one has to be 3D.

[@Fulcrum.Actual]

God's not dead 4: End Game

[@svartfrasr9755]

You think Last Exorcism 2 is a huge lie? Dude, we're on FINAL Fantasy 15 for fuck's sake.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

😂

[@blackwaltz463]

+Shamal Jifan He was joking too...

[@BERTMARCH]

Eagerly awaiting God's Not Dead III: Nietzsche's Revenge.

[@Jezzikah287]

Unfortunately, it's going to be called A Light in Darkness.

[@HarrisBoe]

Atheist professor tries to push his beliefs onto his students = antagonist Christian teacher tries to push her beliefs onto a student (outside of class) = protagonist Anyone see the problem here?

[@segara04]

Shhh shh shhh you're pointing out the double standard. You know we can't do things like that.

[@prettyevil6662000]

No, but see, they're allowed because they're right. The Bible says so. And the Bible says it's right so they are right.

[@ambskater97]

And the Christian doesn't even push her beliefs.

[@JahrhodBlacksad]

Harris Boekenheide Yes, Pureflix.

[@wildernessstyle8810]

you are right this movie is sexist.

[@ChaoticPesme75]

If God existed, he would make it so that David AR White would hit his pinky toe on furniture on a daily basis. That is true torment.

[@darkmega97]

ChaoticPesme75 or step on strategically placed lego bricks every day

[@scitechian]

He would eventually suffer enough nerve damage that he wouldn't feel it anymore, though.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Bullent Ant challenge!

[@GrimReaper-dh8yc]

David A.R. White is unironically the best part of these movies. Man's got a charisma to him.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

My heart shattered when I saw Ernie Hudson in this movie. Why does his agent hate him so much?

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

Pureflix has been releasing the same movie over and over since it's inception.

[@POLE7645]

Nathaniel Levesque Oh, I don't know. Old Fashioned wasn't a persecution complex movie. And it was a thousand times worse than this (thank god this one was an huge flop).

[@TheRachaelLefler]

Old Fashioned seemed rapey and weird while trying to sound romantic. Creepy af.

[@Astolfo2001]

Um.... I think The Hallmark Channel and Lifetime are more guilty of that.

[@sj4iy]

I guess Pureflix has never heard of my rural, southern public school, considering I had a lot of teachers tell me things such as "it's better to believe in God, just in case", "Do you know what hell feels like?", "If you think it's okay to be gay, you'll go to hell" and my favorite of all "I would never let you go out with my son". While I do believe those would actually have been a legitimate case for a lawsuit, it shockingly never happened.

[@kimaniwilsonhunte]

Ray Wise's character is actually still possessed by BOB.

[@Rechenmaschine]

Problem with atheism is that it takes away the hope? This actually hits faith harder. Hope and faith are not synonymous. Faith is dependent on believing that something is going to happen. Hope is the desire that something will happen on the possibility that it can, but without certainy it will happen. Not having hope is not necessarily a negative thing. Lots of people don't bank on hope, because they know many things in life can be attained through effort and accurate actions. Also, dissapointment is the biproduct of wanting something badly and not being emotionally capable of handling failure. If a person understands why failure can occur, then they are less likely to be hit hard by dissapointment. Essentially an atheist without hope, can still remain entirely emotionally sound, as long as they aren't an entitled little prick and live within logic and reason. Why do religious people continue to prove they understand nothing about the human condition?

[@Genin99]

People not letting you proselytize isn't persecution. Burning down the house of a family that left Christianity and became Wiccans IS persecution.

[@jeffmaesar]

i would love to see those kind of christian movies with a third party : Agnostics Christian : GOD IS NOT DEAD ! Atheist : THERE IS NO GOD ! Agnostic : errr i dont care much.

[@martinsriber7760]

Agnostics aren't third party. You can be theist or atheist and agnostics at the same time.

[@Skyswindler]

Jeff Maesar Most atheists ARE agnostic.

[@freedantheeternal]

+Skyswindler Not in my experience. Most atheists I've encountered have insisted on making it a big deal and shoving it in people's faces purely because they WANT to fight about it. I'm sure that's not what all atheists are like, but if they're agnostic, they won't care enough to make sure people know they're atheist in the first place.

[@martinsriber7760]

+Freedan Your experience is irrelevant.

[@skeptical.bricks7098]

As an atheist it really irritates me how people think that MOST atheists claim "there is no God." I am one of the few that claim that but most atheists simply lack belief in God.

[@STIRRUPLEATHER]

This movie should've been called "God's Not Dead 2: Holy Boogaloo"

[@bul13ts]

I always referred to it as God's Not Deader

[@SpeedyEric1]

God's Not Dead 2: The Quickening God's Not Dead 3-D God's Not Dead 4: The Revenge God's Not Dead 5: A New Beginning

[@mikochaos6310]

God's Not Dead 2: The New Batch or Their First Assignment

[@tudorciubotaru3497]

SpeedyEric1 God's not Dead 6: Carmaggeddon God's not Dead 7: Re-rebirth

[@DianaGohan]

You know I just realized these gods not dead movie cast actors known for literally playing god or mystical high powerful characters. Kevn Sorbo was Hercules and Melissa Joan Heart was Sabrina the Teenage Witch (who in some adapations is much more obvious a Satanist) but yet for some reason they gravitated towards these movies for... I don't know what reason.

[@starkiller18]

because they have no career anymore. or in Kevin sorbos case he is also a conservative asshole.

[@FeministCatwoman]

@@starkiller18 Yeah Sorbo is a repugnant racist, Twitter thinks him insulting black people is fine.

[@1406-u7q]

Ray wise been cast on this movie because his appereance as devil from reaper tv series

[@Ultrabalor]

Let's see how Clarissa explains it all.

[@slashingkatie7872]

ChronoShenron I miss Clarissa. She was actually cool and smart. Clarissa would also know that Pureflix movies are shit.

[@pssurvivor]

Yeah, I wasn't expecting Clarissa-explains-it-all in a Pureflix 'movie'

[@rayelgatubelo]

Clarissa? What about Sabrina the Teenaged Witch? I mean, given what happened in Salem, this is the equivalent of a Jew starring in Nazi propaganda.

[@TheMouseAvenger]

Even if she's a good witch? :-/

[@rayelgatubelo]

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Exodus 22:18 In other words, the only good witch is a dead witch.

[@HuntSD]

As a Christian man myself, I really... Dislike this movie. But even then Gods Not Dead song is getting very old, Starset, Skillet, and Thousand Foot Krutch are great Christian bands I highly recommend them a listen.

[@dannyhuskerjay]

Gods not dead wasn’t even a good song it’s corny and silly. Newsboys has better work

[@zanderford2733]

... SANTA CHRIST, SANTA CHRIST WE ALL LOVE SANTA CHRIST!

[@LetterRobo]

Did they seriously just have a white man lecture a black woman on MARTIN LUTHER KING JR!?

[@winterlarsime9938]

Letter Robo THATS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION AHHHHHHHHHHH

[@pepesilvia8033]

+Winter Anime :^)

[@paperbackwriter1111]

Letter Robo Probably one of the more realistic parts of the movie, unfortunately.

[@URFTBOUND4LIFE]

I mean, it's Robin Givens not Raven Symon'e

[@snakes3425]

Wait wait wait, did they simply include that lecture on MLK because he was a preacher, and not because of his work promoting equality, tolerance and respect?

[@siervodelovecraft]

I don't know how christians don't realize that this kind of movies only makes them weaker. They are masturbatory films: you feel really good once they are done, but they do nothing yo assure your survival. If you teach your son that every atheist is a demonic creature that breathes sulfur, what do you think is going to happen once he meets a real athiest? Firts of all he's going to feel lied, and people tend to deduce that if they were lied once, maybe everything was a lie. But even if this doesn't happen, he will have no way to defend its faith and will be argumentally overwelmed even by the worst anti-religious arguments. People need to stop undermining their intelectual enemies, is a stupid strategy that only benefits the other part on the long run. Dostoievsky was a profound Christian, but you can find very few more impressive and interesting atheist characters than Ivan Karamazov. Because he knew that a war of ideas was coming, and wanted its allies to be prepared.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Religions are weird things. They only seem to be living on by lying and withholding information because they just... don't have anything to stand on now that we _know_ so much stuff isn't magical or like the holy books describe. The Earth isn't a flat thing underwater protected by a dome, mountains don't stop earthquakes, the world is billions of years old, etc. Also, I don't know anyone who read the Bible and stayed a Christian because the Bible, and other holy books, have a LOT of ridiculous shit in them that isn't taught any more because the people in charge of most religious groups realize that it sounds like ridiculous shit.

[@TheMouseAvenger]

Master Markus, I could bring up several points as to why you're not understanding the Bible & its contents correctly. I mean, if you're gonna be an atheist, it's better to be an educated one than a dense, ignorant one. ;-) Incidentally, you don't have to be religious to believe in magic, miracles, mysticism, the paranormal, & the like. :D There's a lot in this universe that we don't understand or perceive fully, & for the most part, the truth is out there. Just some food for thought--do with it whatever you will. ^_^

[@mastermarkus5307]

TheMouseAvenger How am I misunderstanding the Bible there? (By the way the mountains and earthquakes thing is from the Qur'an) Also, yeah, there are atheists who believe in bullshit like ghosts and all that too, but it's more likely that you believe in other things without evidence to back them up when you already believe in one of them. I rag on them too, but they're less common than religious people of the same sort. Also, to quote the wonderful Dara O'Briain: "just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you."

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

Circle-jerk of arrogance. Ironic, seeing as arrogance is a sin according to their own religion.

[@MegaChickenfish]

That's what happened to me to an extent. I was told that the bible was "LITERALLY PERFECT WORD OF GOD, COVER TO COVER" but you flip that thing open and actually _read it_ and even a teenager can tell there's problems with it. Even the bible itself doesn't claim that's true, there's all sorts of stuff that isn't supernatural at all and was just made by normal, everyday humans and stuffed in there. Now it seems like every time I flip it open again I find something new to make fun of. The only reason I ever believed it was because I was ignorant and told what to think. Last I opened it I learned that the "leviathan" creationists proposed was a dinosaur could *BREATHE FIRE!*

[@burnouthq]

Why is there a jury It’s a civil case, not a criminal case

[@The_Chef2511]

Because the makers of the movie are fucking idiots.

[@demilung]

Matthew 4 verse 9 "All this I will give you," he said, "if you will bow down and worship me." Strangely, this line will also work perfectly for the porno spoof of the Bible.

[@mastermarkus5307]

I want that porno spoof.

[@TheStalkingEmu]

How about a Sodom and Gomorrah parody that's just one large gangbang?

[@eventyraren]

demilung who is saying that?

[@TubeEamo]

I think it's the devil during the whole last temptation of Christ incident.

[@DuelaDent52]

eventyraren I think the Devil appeared before Jesus during the latter's trip through the desert for forty days and nights, and offered him a variety of material pleasures (like food, wealth, important titles, etc.) if he would renounce God and bow down before him instead. Jesus refused, and that's why we now have lent.

[@NEET_Freak]

I HAVE NEVER CLICKED ON A NOTIFICATION SO FAST.

[@Amitlu]

same

[@elizabethbrady1019]

Took the words right out of my mouth.

[@NEET_Freak]

It must have been while I was kissing you.

[@Pridetoons]

Sweetheart I know right!

[@NEET_Freak]

Done.

[@Psychmajor345]

My teacher eighth grade public school teacher mentioned Adam and Eve as part of a lesson plan and told the entire creation story and nothing happened to her. She still teaches English

[@Headbanger142]

This is the movie where Clarissa does in fact, explain it all.

[@SuperShanko]

This is the true test. The test that'll separate the late 80's kids to the late 90's kids in the "What the fuck are you talking about?" groups.

[@darkman060]

Headbanger142 I kept waiting for Sam to show up during the trial with the Sam music playing...sadly, it did not happen. One job, movie, you had one job

[@lordspectre316]

darkman060 would be funny for a set of ladders to appear suddenly at the court room window

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

SuperShanko Mindless Self Indulgence?

[@MsDjessa]

And in reality American teachers are afraid to say the word evolution. Hypocrisy thy name is Pure Flix.

[@a54109]

Or global warming

[@luketerry3635]

MsDjessa or anything about something that is slightly controversial

[@MsDjessa]

Luke Terry Well that is not really something to do with evolution. Evolution simply explains how one species evolves into another. Probably why so many religious people still accept evolution. As for everything from nothing well I would personally ask Lawrence Krauss about that.

[@MsDjessa]

a54109 Indeed. I used to feel attraction to libertarianism but then I found out how many of them deny global warming. Why don't they simply explain how libertarianism could fix the problem instead of denying it exists at all?

[@TheImpossiBelle]

I'd recommend looking into mutualism. Also a stateless, free-market economy, but businesses are run as co-ops and less emphasis is placed on commodification, as well as trends among mutualists for environmentalism.

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

This is the worst movie Melissa Joan Hart has ever been in, and that includes The Asylum's ripoff of Cars

[@DaolunofShiji]

How has Brad NOT introduced an Actual Lee into these religious reviews. PERCY CUTION!

[@Agent57000DM]

Clarissa The Teenage Witch Explains That God's Still Not Dead At All.

[@roccaflocca4312]

Atheism takes the... pain away? Is that right? How the hell does that work? "OOOW. I STUBBED MY TOE. GOD DA... Wait, there IS NO God... dammit... Oh, that feels so much better..."

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

How does a Agnostic approach ? "Ouch, godsdamn !!"

[@eseetv9341]

The line in the movie was "atheism doesnt take away the pain; it takes away the hope."

[@roccaflocca4312]

@@eseetv9341 the placebo. Got it.

[@jonasking9587]

This strawman bullshit is always so transparent. Thanks for the episode. Love it.

[@AcedeKlown]

So first Ray Wise tried to kill off an image of Christ in RoboCop, and now he tries to forbid Christ in court? I sense a pattern

[@DeadManSinging1]

Ray Wise is just playing Leland Palmer in this movie

[@karelfinn2343]

It would explain a lot.

[@IllinYanaRasputin]

He runs the ACLU's Black Lodge chapter.

[@ida6950]

He also played the actual devil in Reaper.

[@mathunit1]

Next stop, Dancin' it's on!

[@fuckoff8388]

Oliver Xu oh please oh please oh please

[@Septicor]

Which needs a christian propaganda sequel. Jesus, it's on!

[@dracocrusher]

Jesus, Bro! 2: Jesus, Bra! The movie that tackles both religious propaganda fear-mongering AND women's rights at the same time!

[@jarmakey1]

I'm watching it on Netflix to see what all the fuss is about. Some of the most laughably robotic acting I've ever seen. It's ridiculous!

[@spider-man6163]

How gods not 2 should have ended. Pricipal: did you mention jesus in the classroom. Grace: it was in a historical context that relats to the lesson. Principal: ok there is nothing wrong with that. Have a nice day

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

How Gods Not Dead should have ended: Professor: "Okay we are talking about the philosophy of God and the existence of a higher being, and I'm an atheist" Student: "I'm Christian who believes in the Christian God, I'm open minded person about learning about other beliefs that different from my own" Professor: "Okay, I hope you have good time in my class" THE END

[@reddragon0624]

This is the kind of film that is made for the same kind of people that think there should be a White History Month

[@nakenmil]

Or Straight Pride Parades. Or special tools for Right-Handed People.

[@DeadMeat991]

What does this film have to do with white history or white people in general? Last time I checked anyone can be a religious nut (christian or not) regardless of race/skin color etc.

[@StupidPoopIncOwnsSlaves]

and anyone can think that there should be a white history month, regardless of race/skin color etc.

[@reddragon0624]

StupidPoop Inc. the only people who want a White History Month are those angry old men on Facebook you see comment on FOX News and Breitbart posts.

[@StupidPoopIncOwnsSlaves]

i have a friend named jared, a black gay male, who wants a white history month. it can be anyone.

[@XxBroadwaygonnabexX]

How is it that in the first film the teacher was condemned for expressing his personal beliefs with his students but in this film the teacher is praised for it? It’s almost like the film makers don’t give a shit about true fairness and just pick an choose what fits their current agenda

[@captainmattgamer5745]

It is absolutely hysterical that Ray Wise is actually in this movie. It's great to see him playing "The Devil" from Reapers again. Good to know Cinema Snob is fully aware of Ray Wise's popular role

[@thearchivist7824]

Captain Matt Gamer is that what most people know him from? More than Twin Peaks?

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

Plus he played a priest in Psych.

[@TheNamesJER]

I loved him in Reaper, played an amazing devil!

[@silentghost751]

He looks like Jack Nicholson

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

How ironic is an actress who played Sabrina is in a christian movie when the series was rebooted to a heavily satanic version?

[@NatalieAliciaNorment]

I now realize why the newest Sabrine The Teenage Witch turned satanic.... It was someone's FU to Melissa Joan Hart for being in this movie.

[@samanthabond3772]

God's not dead 3 is coming out in 2018.

[@radicalpokemaniacs]

Samantha Bond Please tell me that's a joke

[@MrDuneedon]

Of course it's not a joke. These are low budget films that make a lot of money. It's a no-brainer to keep making them as long as possible. Considering the President we currently have in office, there are a lot of idiots in our country that will gladly fork over their money for this bullshit.

[@bernardstephenwarchal2351]

www.imdb.com/title/tt6652708/?ref_=nv_sr_3

[@mrdoctorgilmore]

Know we can find out what happened to the Muslim girl

[@Kolbjornelenano]

I'm from México, the first time I heard about this movies where here with Brad

[@OneWingedAngel2x]

Idea for God's Not Dead 3: Dealing with a gay Christian from the Christian perspective.

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

as if they were trying to make something actually controversial.

[@artistwithouttalent]

Michael Huffman Oh yeah, get the VP involved. You thought the first movie was offensive...

[@starkiller18]

every Christian movies is about how somehow Christians are the persecutor victims even though that is the exact opposite of reality.

[@stephaniebaker1542]

exactly. The Xtians in this country have everything they've ever prayed for....Obscene amounts of wealth, power, and politics. Just like Jesus asked them to do. I'm not too sure what they're always bitching about.

[@zacharysiple629]

To be fair, Kendrick Brothers movies don't do this.

[@DemonicRemption]

@@stephaniebaker1542 I'm black, Christian, working as a janitor instead of the novelist career I prayed for, while living with my parents who's health is failing and could die at any moment... So you'll have to forgive me I'm rather ignorant of what you're implying. But that's the problem with many Christian films, they don't address the variety of problem Christians face. This is because the entirety of Christianity isn't the audience but a minority of Evangelicals who are as you described.

[@stephaniebaker1542]

@@DemonicRemption I'm not implying, but rather stating a fact, that Xtians, like the ones portrayed in this movie and other similar films (not people like yourself), are the ones who hold all the cards in this country. The comfortably well off, white, Chistian, conservative male. Movies like this one, like to play the "oh, woe is me" card, and invent things like "no Christmas celebrations" myth, in order to play the poor, persecuted victim.

[@DemonicRemption]

@@stephaniebaker1542 In the three months since you responded, I learned how bad that is, and why it is. And I was gonna say how Liberal extremists do the same thing, but I don't think the opposition to these Evangelical sheep are Liberals, but merely selfish egotists looking for validation not real change. And it seems that crap has overshadowed actual Liberal merits, almost intentionally it seems. But getting back on point, I used to get irritated with how Christians got generalized with the conservative zealots who perpetuate the persecution complex. But not anymore, but can you really blame them for hating change when they're comfortable with a status quo built on ignorance?

[@SPDYellow]

Sad part is the bit at the end, Jesus Bro, is so close in tone to a movie produced by the God's Not Dead people, that it's barely satire.

[@alexleonce1913]

The girl from The Goldbergs deserves better movies than this crap.She's Brooke.

[@TeamMutuallyAssuredDestruction]

definitely

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Alex Leonce I thought I recognized her from somewhere.

[@ashtresleches7085]

Ray Wise. Still possessed by evil after all these years. 🔥🔪

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Ash TresLeches MWHAHAHAHAHA!