Gods, I want to ride you 'til you see stars - Karlach Romance as Thiefling | Baldur's Gate 3

[@bossshun9]

Karlach: "I want to ride you till you see the stars." Me: "Hold that thought." *Drinking every fire resistant potion in the bag.* I really like how forward Karlach is about everything.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

Girl's survived literal hell AND is on a timer

[@Draven-s8b]

Gotta Strike when the irons hot.....but not that I mean.

[@VampirusX1]

Luckily, Tieflings have fire resistance ;3

[@chrisrutledge6514]

Don't drink all of them. The effects don't stack. *me running towards you*

[@SpartanOli]

*Drinking potion of fire resistance noises intensifies*

[@valandil7454]

He's a tiefling...he doesn't even need one

[@iGuy28]

​@@valandil7454NO NEED TO ROLL NEEDLESS CONSTITUTION CHECKS. FUCK ROLLING DICE, DRINK THE POTION JUST TO BE *SURE!*

[@sauron6064]

I probably wouldn’t need a potion either.

[@Brambrew]

As a Minecraft player, I see this as an absolute win

[@iiii4271]

Or absorb magicka 100%

[@shanerudek6460]

" The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

[@kamarreingram5045]

More like burned and chared but still worth it 😂

[@Clivetheconqueror]

zap branagin

[@orebb2204]

Try charcoaled😂

[@LostInPhilly89]

@@kamarreingram5045 *charred

[@walters9620]

my kids says this reminded them of finn and the fire princess from adventure time lol @@kamarreingram5045

[@chrism2887]

"They warned me Satan would be attractive. Let's go." - Ned Flanders

[@02091992able]

Have you ever seen that film with Brendan Fraiser and the devil is Elizabeth Hurley? That statement pretty much is true.

[@Whitebreadonly]

It’s called Bedazzled

[@MyLux777]

Not gonna lie this character made me buy the game.

[@7seasman854]

Same here

[@cruncher9692]

Same🎉

[@Lewa500]

Same

[@TerryZhang1]

Same

[@Immolator772]

I can see why, it's quite rare to get such character nowadays. I mean it's rare to get pretty character in the west but yea.

[@lazysn1per]

Karlach is the best because people are tired of dealing with mental gymnastics and mind games. People are too afraid to speak their minds and be open.

[@NomadHorizon]

Right? Only ever had one woman be that forward with me. Every other one beats around the bush or drops these oh so "obvious" hints that not a single soul could pick up on.

[@hiro9920]

Remember you have to be good looking to be this forward 💀otherwise you're a creep

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

Tbf everyone in BG3 is super forward with you, it's like the best thing about them

[@nathanieljefferies5491]

Well not gale, astarion, or even wyll somehow they are more secretive than the dark goddess worshipper…

[@BarsusDraco]

​@@nathanieljefferies5491 Astarion is just my insecure baby. Gael has no good social skills. Wyll just... well, he's Wyll.

[@nepemaster4674]

Immediatly goes to merchant and sees fire resistance potions: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@dchiznit209]

Protagonist: Do you perchance have any need of an investor? Or business partner?

[@mrdavis5639]

😂

[@Firestar4041]

Seller: "My potions are too str-" *Tav reaches over, grabs by collar Tav: "YOUR. ENTIRE. STOCK."

[@shadowcastyt]

Like Kenny buying Jonas brothers tickets for Tammy

[@bloodsling]

0:46 the actress ad-libbed that "Yes!" and I love it :)

[@katzlover321]

How do you know that?

[@Ganibbasald]

Karlach: Gods, I want to ride you 'til you see stars. Me: WITNESS ME!

[@AbysmalRapture]

WITNESS!!!

[@Jamushu]

*_WITNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_* *WHAT A **_LOVELY_** DAY!* *YE SHALL BE RIDDEN ETERNAL, **_WITH FIRE AND CHAINS!_*

[@argonianaccount1876]

😂.

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

Astarion would be the one to say "Mediocre!" I bet...

[@brenlc1412]

“She’s giving me mixed signals.” The “mixed signals”: 1:37

[@bulldog2000]

Lord, for real tho if someone fumbled after a statement like that saying that "I wasn't sure" like I'm sorry you need to put down

[@comicstrider4851]

Sis let her intrusive thoughts with that stars line

[@Call-me-Creeds]

God, she is adorable...

[@Chpow01]

She is in deed and point of fact the Best Girl. To be fair I'd risk the burns to give her a hug and a head pat... she deserves them.

[@gabrielkawa3477]

She is :)

[@wrathfulcoma4357]

She is such a honeybun ❤

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

Puppo energy

[@gaugemogle0779]

​@@Chpow01Same I would hug her too

[@GeneralIVAN894]

finally a strong woman I can get behind, she is too precious, and deserves a happy ending

[@MyLux777]

Oh myyyy

[@GeneralIVAN894]

@@MyLux777 am I wrong though?

[@MyLux777]

@@GeneralIVAN894 no sir not at all she made me get the game. And now I'm glad I bought it this game is really good.

[@GeneralIVAN894]

@@MyLux777 good for you having money (I spent mine in Deep Rock Galactic and I'm not regretting it)

[@definitelynotthequestion5359]

I cant get behind. I wanna see her eyes.

[@josejosefino7361]

Dad said to never stick it in a furnace, but he didn’t know it would come with a pair of sexy horns.

[@mikewa-housekey5497]

Real.

[@turinmormegil7715]

"I'll go back to my bunk. We may not be able to touch yet, but you've given me a lot to _think_ about" "Yeah, same, my right hand is about to get real busy and its arm real sore"

[@asuspiciouswatamelonthatdi9236]

Alright imma have to buy this game

[@mryoung6090]

On me. I’m on my way to clap some red cheeks

[@brabiz67]

Don’t forget to wipe the Cheeto dust off your triple chin

[@Cormano980]

​@mryoung6090 she'll ride you actually, she has a huge dong

[@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda]

​@@brabiz67No, it makes me look like more of a Tiefling...

[@5starnassy]

​@@brabiz67😂

[@theDUDE-n4l]

Where would one acquire a cockring of fire resistance? Asking for a friend...

[@Ragnarok-ri9lq]

I read this with a British accent💀

[@RoyalGriffin.]

Lmao

[@ivanhunter6492]

Karlach: I *will* ride you till you see stars Me *drinks 1000 fire resistance potions*

[@chrisrutledge6514]

Don't do it they don't stack. *rushing to stop you*

[@brandonheat4982]

Brace yourselves Karlach cosplays coming this summer. And I'm here for it.

[@Bob-jf1tb]

i love the flotting mugs when everyone is asleep

[@IgorGiganskiANtiatom]

2:36 When you eat that HOT pizza and your mouth gets burned but you don't stop...

[@aioshan653]

:drinks 5 greater potions of fire resistance & cast endure elements..: 😎 8 hours or 5 saving throw... hope he can handle it solider...

[@stephenwade5534]

had a similar scene with my female human warlock. Problem being I'm already in a relationship with Shadowheart, so have to wait a while. She asks me if i can find a way to cool her down, which I can, but until Shadow gives the OK it's just Pillow Talk

[@GrimarisGrey]

I just sorta ditched Shadowheart for Karlach... Worth it

[@Naiwaqp]

A girl’s gotta eat

[@bqw2094]

" female human warlock "? Isn't a warlock a name a male witch

[@stephenwade5534]

It is in the mundane world we inhabit, but we are playing a game lol. And in BG3 it's just another class @@bqw2094

[@Colton-wz5sh]

@@bqw2094they’re not gonna have 2 different names for the same class

[@jamesperez988]

Ride me Karlach did. Like a fucking Amazonian on our date.

[@Hii_Tek]

That “yes!” is the funniest shit bro 😭😭

[@timothyhouse1622]

Forgot Fire Resistance Potions, we'll be needing that in IV form.

[@Sliwowsky]

Best girl of the whole game.

[@cannibalraptor]

1:28 I love that floating cup next to Karlach’s head

[@samuelfraysse4209]

I wish everyone in here to have someone in there life to tell them this

[@BarsusDraco]

"I want to ride you till you see the stars." Whoops, seems like I've fallen in love with her, again...

[@artemislove2941]

her lil “yes”

[@Zeoinx69]

Character Looks up : Damn, I didnt last very long did I....

[@elliottcrain3097]

"I'd like to drink potion of fire resistance." You uhhh... You can't. You're all out. "Ah, very well. Living through it was a luxury anyway... I'd like to go R A W!"

[@jpartnernapussakorn9681]

2:39 sound like she's going to cry afther hurting you so sweet best girl ngl.

[@overlord1ful]

Please hurry up with the Xbox release! I need to romance this cute devil looking women!

[@mrhoneybadger5539]

the fucking "yes" got me wheezin

[@nikolaisiewdass559]

Fire resistance noises get louder 😂

[@saarinen_east5618]

Gods, I wanna have girl like Karlach in real life....

[@bekysitumorang7210]

Aameen to that brother, sure you will find her 😊

[@Immolator772]

I hope heaven has fantasy girls, if i'll ever reach it of course.

[@tenshiakuma6217]

This caught me off guard hard and I was drinking water when she said this.

[@syzore2]

HAHA you can see that at 1:30 the party is actually awake but invisible behind them drinking from the cups XD

[@cawingcrows2072]

The lil "yes!!" is so cute

[@marcoamazo]

So how many fire resistance potions would you like? Me: yes

[@QuayNemSorr]

I threw a bottle of water at her. Gave us a few seconds of cool down.

[@kevindhaussy3042]

In other words : plenty of time to do the business 😎

[@katzlover321]

Would that hurt her?

[@skurneha7163]

anybody else notice the floating tankard being drunk by nothing in the background?

[@Firestar4041]

Ghosts enjoy partying too

[@Valfothr]

Ok not gunna lie, your PC legit looks like if Geralt was born Tiefling

[@DevitticusBellmont22]

That guy’s race isn’t immune to fire?

[@Northalix]

Should be... apparently Karlach is too hot 😆

[@Swordsoulreaver]

Resistant, but not immune. It still hurts, just less than it would hurt anybody else.

[@Immolator772]

Boo, hottest girl but she will burn you. (pun intended)

[@Firestar4041]

Ye, DnD rules, you get resistances but no immunity Also if i recall the smithy that fixes up the engine, is a tiefling, and struggles with its heat

[@Caitydid561]

@@Northalix Tieflings are only resistant to fire, not immune. You're thinking actual devils.

[@chrisoconnell-bx5jq]

Human Torch: FLAME ON!

[@Walthanar]

hear me out: Investiture of flame. You become immune to fire and Karlach is resistant to fire because she's a tiefling, and also she can go totemic, rage while fucking, for 1/4 damage, and you'll see stars and planets ang whole universes while the rage-rides you until she has 1 hp left.

[@nightcorebunny1913]

Me: *When planning to romance others in another run* Karlach: "Hey soldier." Me: "Dang it, mama K"

[@Immolator772]

Well if i'm going to burn, then i'm going to burn.

[@meemmahn2856]

Karlach genuinely makes me sad. Such a tragic but happy character.

[@lordcaedus8713]

“How would you like that cooked?” Yes

[@IndigoIndustrial]

He's a Teifling. They have fire resistance.

[@Etheral101]

Still sticking their thing in a furnace has got to hurt abit

[@ianharrison5758]

@@Etheral101ok but hear me out: that’s definitely a kink for some of them. If mfs can be into ice play irl flamussy gotta be peak

[@indranilsadhya3903]

Man, I got friendzoned even in a game. In my entire playthrough she kept on saying one damn line "hey soldier, copper for thoughts".

[@Xifihas]

18 Constitution, hooked up with drip feeds of fire resistance, cure serious wounds and lesser restoration potions: “Let’s do this!”

[@blackmoon2128]

My first romance, and man, from steam metrics, I can't fucking belive only 5%tish of players went through with it until act 3, she is so neat.

[@turinmormegil7715]

0:43 the look of "ooooohhhhh, mommy, I'm so getting laid tonight" on him is hilarious

[@blueboi12jj]

Karlach is so damn cute. Such a big softie

[@RyuRonin1]

1:38 yessssir

[@BartEmbregts]

The first time she said this to me I was drinking tea. I almost choked because I was laughing so hard.

[@righteousrawb7225]

Bro that was awesome

[@blairshort1098]

When Fire Immunity rings become betrothal items.

[@Tht1guy63]

look at all the floating mugs about

[@RedSunUnderParadise]

Karlach: *Exists* Me(Dank Urge): KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(Aka Disintegrate)

[@AuntieGhoul]

Am I the only one who saw the running shield/barrel in the background?

[@Umbrellacorporation1172]

She's the only one you can call the hottest woman on the planet and it makes a lot of sense

[@arenseaures675]

Love her so much🥰🥰🥰

[@shinobie4154]

1:25 you have a invisible man look at the scene behind you 😂

[@myshinyteethandme9341]

Her, Halsin, Wyll and Astarion at the same time.

[@Dragon_OfTheWest]

I think I speak for all men when I say *this is the type we want*

[@TheEggBishop]

Tieflings have fire resistance

[@rachelpushnam]

at 1:30 I see a fly cup behind Karlach. >_>

[@SPIKYBOI69420]

Id love to see the stars with karlach

[@LeRohlik]

Tbh best way to create a character to make ur mc smaller then this goddess

[@twentyonetortas5921]

Fire resistance potion recipe *please!!!* 💥💥💥🛎💥💳💥💳💥💳

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Screw that potion, make me what she is and we can ride the stars forever!

[@kira68200]

weird choices they didn't add something permitting you to touch her without being burned, I men tieflings and some dragonborns are fire resistant, you could just add a spell or a potion or something that make you immune to fire and TADA

[@visliip.6306]

I wonder why she doesn’t confess to you first even if you have a high approval with her. She only confesses after someone else in camp asks you out 😔😩

[@samuel99782]

sorry i dont really know what happened, i was too busy looking at the floating cups drinking themselves in the background.

[@saarinen_east5618]

Big mama got her big papa... finally!

[@latewizard301]

her dialogue is very... hot ;) "i'd be in a puddle on the floor" jeeeez XD

[@Silenthitman44]

Cant get this to trigger at all anymore

[@grimmjowjaegerjaquez3750]

Im a brass dragon, let's go

[@GustavoSilva-ny8jc]

Gosh, she's so adorable!!! But it sucks that you can't read a single thing of the text, i feel like you cut a choice after the "i like you" choice .

[@toastx_]

NGL if a girl told me this on the first date…I’ll marry her on the spot

[@sirknight3180]

1:35 you’re welcome.

[@dmitriyastremskiy1578]

Karlach best waifu.

[@bulldog2000]

4:09 oh shit order....dam😶🤷‍♂️👌

[@DashMatin]

very nice

[@luizmarinho6138]

I feel like romancing Karlach as another tiefling takes away some of the hotness from being with this large devil woman. It isn't snu snu anymore.

[@VibesofHendrix]

Damn we got rizzed up by a demon

[@animating_sleeping]

nice!

[@kwillzmz]

Finn and Flame Princess

[@gaddock3713]

if i miss the scene by the campfire does that mess up the romance?

[@shakebackj95]

I already put my rizz points in shadowheart 😢

[@pablodavidmirandanunes1040]

Love Karlach ❤

[@JakkieDivinci]

Clearly they've never had the idea of mutual masturbation.

[@Cormano980]

She's clearly has burning hands

[@jakelee5096]

​@@Cormano980She's handling herself and you're handling yourself, first time?

[@IndigoIndustrial]

@@Cormano980 She implies she is going to take things into her own hands after she returns to her bed. "You might not be able to touch me, but you've given me a lot to.... think about"

[@Cormano980]

@@jakelee5096 you're the expert

[@Etheral101]

She clearly says 'you might not be able to touch me but I'm going back to my bunk. You've given me alot to 'think' about' You honestly didn't pick up what she meant by that

[@bigj7933]

1:37 im scaroused

[@scott1853]

This is wrong. Karlach only says this to my TAV

[@keithmays8076]

*after going down to her Fiery Pits* "Why is it so spicy?"🥵