Gods, I want to ride you 'til you see stars - Karlach Romance as Thiefling | Baldur's Gate 3

[@SpartanOli]

*Drinking potion of fire resistance noises intensifies*

[@valandil7454]

He's a tiefling...he doesn't even need one

[@iGuy28]

​@@valandil7454NO NEED TO ROLL NEEDLESS CONSTITUTION CHECKS. FUCK ROLLING DICE, DRINK THE POTION JUST TO BE *SURE!*

[@sauron6064]

I probably wouldn’t need a potion either.

[@Brambrew]

As a Minecraft player, I see this as an absolute win

[@iiii4271]

Or absorb magicka 100%

[@bossshun9]

Karlach: "I want to ride you till you see the stars." Me: "Hold that thought." *Drinking every fire resistant potion in the bag.* I really like how forward Karlach is about everything.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

Girl's survived literal hell AND is on a timer

[@Draven-s8b]

Gotta Strike when the irons hot.....but not that I mean.

[@VampirusX1]

Luckily, Tieflings have fire resistance ;3

[@chrisrutledge6514]

Don't drink all of them. The effects don't stack. *me running towards you*

[@shanerudek6460]

" The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

[@kamarreingram5045]

More like burned and chared but still worth it 😂

[@Clivetheconqueror]

zap branagin

[@orebb2204]

Try charcoaled😂

[@LostInPhilly89]

@@kamarreingram5045 *charred

[@walters9620]

my kids says this reminded them of finn and the fire princess from adventure time lol @@kamarreingram5045

[@chrism2887]

"They warned me Satan would be attractive. Let's go." - Ned Flanders

[@02091992able]

Have you ever seen that film with Brendan Fraiser and the devil is Elizabeth Hurley? That statement pretty much is true.

[@Whitebreadonly]

It’s called Bedazzled

[@nepemaster4674]

Immediatly goes to merchant and sees fire resistance potions: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@dchiznit209]

Protagonist: Do you perchance have any need of an investor? Or business partner?

[@mrdavis5639]

😂

[@Firestar4041]

Seller: "My potions are too str-" *Tav reaches over, grabs by collar Tav: "YOUR. ENTIRE. STOCK."

[@shadowcastyt]

Like Kenny buying Jonas brothers tickets for Tammy

[@MyLux777]

Not gonna lie this character made me buy the game.

[@7seasman854]

Same here

[@cruncher9692]

Same🎉

[@Lewa500]

Same

[@TerryZhang1]

Same

[@Immolator772]

I can see why, it's quite rare to get such character nowadays. I mean it's rare to get pretty character in the west but yea.

[@Ganibbasald]

Karlach: Gods, I want to ride you 'til you see stars. Me: WITNESS ME!

[@AbysmalRapture]

WITNESS!!!

[@Jamushu]

*_WITNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_* *WHAT A **_LOVELY_** DAY!* *YE SHALL BE RIDDEN ETERNAL, **_WITH FIRE AND CHAINS!_*

[@argonianaccount1876]

😂.

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

Astarion would be the one to say "Mediocre!" I bet...

[@lazysn1per]

Karlach is the best because people are tired of dealing with mental gymnastics and mind games. People are too afraid to speak their minds and be open.

[@NomadHorizon]

Right? Only ever had one woman be that forward with me. Every other one beats around the bush or drops these oh so "obvious" hints that not a single soul could pick up on.

[@hiro9920]

Remember you have to be good looking to be this forward 💀otherwise you're a creep

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

Tbf everyone in BG3 is super forward with you, it's like the best thing about them

[@nathanieljefferies5491]

Well not gale, astarion, or even wyll somehow they are more secretive than the dark goddess worshipper…

[@BarsusDraco]

​@@nathanieljefferies5491 Astarion is just my insecure baby. Gael has no good social skills. Wyll just... well, he's Wyll.

[@bloodsling]

0:46 the actress ad-libbed that "Yes!" and I love it :)

[@katzlover321]

How do you know that?

[@comicstrider4851]

Sis let her intrusive thoughts with that stars line

[@brenlc1412]

“She’s giving me mixed signals.” The “mixed signals”: 1:37

[@bulldog2000]

Lord, for real tho if someone fumbled after a statement like that saying that "I wasn't sure" like I'm sorry you need to put down

[@Call-me-Creeds]

God, she is adorable...

[@Chpow01]

She is in deed and point of fact the Best Girl. To be fair I'd risk the burns to give her a hug and a head pat... she deserves them.

[@Pomni3477]

She is :)

[@wrathfulcoma4357]

She is such a honeybun ❤

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

Puppo energy

[@gaugemogle0779]

​@@Chpow01Same I would hug her too

[@josejosefino7361]

Dad said to never stick it in a furnace, but he didn’t know it would come with a pair of sexy horns.

[@mikewa-housekey5497]

Real.

[@turinmormegil7715]

"I'll go back to my bunk. We may not be able to touch yet, but you've given me a lot to _think_ about" "Yeah, same, my right hand is about to get real busy and its arm real sore"

[@GeneralIVAN894]

finally a strong woman I can get behind, she is too precious, and deserves a happy ending

[@MyLux777]

Oh myyyy

[@GeneralIVAN894]

@@MyLux777 am I wrong though?

[@MyLux777]

@@GeneralIVAN894 no sir not at all she made me get the game. And now I'm glad I bought it this game is really good.

[@GeneralIVAN894]

@@MyLux777 good for you having money (I spent mine in Deep Rock Galactic and I'm not regretting it)

[@definitelynotthequestion5359]

I cant get behind. I wanna see her eyes.

[@asuspiciouswatamelonthatdi9236]

Alright imma have to buy this game

[@mryoung6090]

On me. I’m on my way to clap some red cheeks

[@brabiz67]

Don’t forget to wipe the Cheeto dust off your triple chin

[@Cormano980]

​@mryoung6090 she'll ride you actually, she has a huge dong

[@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda]

​@@brabiz67No, it makes me look like more of a Tiefling...

[@Nassygetkrunk]

​@@brabiz67😂

[@ivanhunter6492]

Karlach: I *will* ride you till you see stars Me *drinks 1000 fire resistance potions*

[@chrisrutledge6514]

Don't do it they don't stack. *rushing to stop you*

[@theDUDE-n4l]

Where would one acquire a cockring of fire resistance? Asking for a friend...

[@Mr_Skeleton666]

I read this with a British accent💀

[@RoyalGriffin.]

Lmao

[@Bob-jf1tb]

i love the flotting mugs when everyone is asleep

[@IgorGiganskiANtiatom]

2:36 When you eat that HOT pizza and your mouth gets burned but you don't stop...

[@BarsusDraco]

"I want to ride you till you see the stars." Whoops, seems like I've fallen in love with her, again...

[@brandonheat4982]

Brace yourselves Karlach cosplays coming this summer. And I'm here for it.

[@elliottcrain3097]

"I'd like to drink potion of fire resistance." You uhhh... You can't. You're all out. "Ah, very well. Living through it was a luxury anyway... I'd like to go R A W!"

[@Hii_Trill]

That “yes!” is the funniest shit bro 😭😭

[@jamesperez988]

Ride me Karlach did. Like a fucking Amazonian on our date.

[@stephenwade5534]

had a similar scene with my female human warlock. Problem being I'm already in a relationship with Shadowheart, so have to wait a while. She asks me if i can find a way to cool her down, which I can, but until Shadow gives the OK it's just Pillow Talk

[@GrimarisGrey]

I just sorta ditched Shadowheart for Karlach... Worth it

[@Naiwaqp]

A girl’s gotta eat

[@bqw2094]

" female human warlock "? Isn't a warlock a name a male witch

[@stephenwade5534]

It is in the mundane world we inhabit, but we are playing a game lol. And in BG3 it's just another class @@bqw2094

[@Colton-wz5sh]

@@bqw2094they’re not gonna have 2 different names for the same class

[@cannibalraptor]

1:28 I love that floating cup next to Karlach’s head

[@tenshiakuma6217]

This caught me off guard hard and I was drinking water when she said this.

[@aioshan653]

:drinks 5 greater potions of fire resistance & cast endure elements..: 😎 8 hours or 5 saving throw... hope he can handle it solider...

[@nightcorebunny1913]

Me: *When planning to romance others in another run* Karlach: "Hey soldier." Me: "Dang it, mama K"

[@mrhoneybadger5539]

the fucking "yes" got me wheezin

[@timothyhouse1622]

Forgot Fire Resistance Potions, we'll be needing that in IV form.

[@samuelfraysse4209]

I wish everyone in here to have someone in there life to tell them this

[@artemislove2941]

her lil “yes”

[@Sliwowsky]

Best girl of the whole game.

[@jpartnernapussakorn9681]

2:39 sound like she's going to cry afther hurting you so sweet best girl ngl.

[@syzore2]

HAHA you can see that at 1:30 the party is actually awake but invisible behind them drinking from the cups XD

[@cawingcrows2072]

The lil "yes!!" is so cute

[@Zeoinx69]

Character Looks up : Damn, I didnt last very long did I....

[@saarinen_east5618]

Gods, I wanna have girl like Karlach in real life....

[@bekysitumorang7210]

Aameen to that brother, sure you will find her 😊

[@Immolator772]

I hope heaven has fantasy girls, if i'll ever reach it of course.

[@meemmahn2856]

Karlach genuinely makes me sad. Such a tragic but happy character.

[@marcoamazo]

So how many fire resistance potions would you like? Me: yes

[@turinmormegil7715]

0:43 the look of "ooooohhhhh, mommy, I'm so getting laid tonight" on him is hilarious

[@nikolaisiewdass559]

Fire resistance noises get louder 😂

[@Valfothr]

Ok not gunna lie, your PC legit looks like if Geralt was born Tiefling

[@skurneha7163]

anybody else notice the floating tankard being drunk by nothing in the background?

[@Firestar4041]

Ghosts enjoy partying too

[@QuayNemSorr]

I threw a bottle of water at her. Gave us a few seconds of cool down.

[@awakennnnnnn987]

In other words : plenty of time to do the business 😎

[@katzlover321]

Would that hurt her?

[@Immolator772]

Well if i'm going to burn, then i'm going to burn.

[@indranilsadhya3903]

Man, I got friendzoned even in a game. In my entire playthrough she kept on saying one damn line "hey soldier, copper for thoughts".

[@Xifihas]

18 Constitution, hooked up with drip feeds of fire resistance, cure serious wounds and lesser restoration potions: “Let’s do this!”

[@blueboi12jj]

Karlach is so damn cute. Such a big softie

[@BartEmbregts]

The first time she said this to me I was drinking tea. I almost choked because I was laughing so hard.

[@lordcaedus8713]

“How would you like that cooked?” Yes

[@DevitticusBellmont22]

That guy’s race isn’t immune to fire?

[@Northalix]

Should be... apparently Karlach is too hot 😆

[@Swordsoulreaver]

Resistant, but not immune. It still hurts, just less than it would hurt anybody else.

[@Immolator772]

Boo, hottest girl but she will burn you. (pun intended)

[@Firestar4041]

Ye, DnD rules, you get resistances but no immunity Also if i recall the smithy that fixes up the engine, is a tiefling, and struggles with its heat

[@Caitydid561]

@@Northalix Tieflings are only resistant to fire, not immune. You're thinking actual devils.

[@chrisoconnell-bx5jq]

Human Torch: FLAME ON!

[@Umbrellacorporation1172]

She's the only one you can call the hottest woman on the planet and it makes a lot of sense

[@luizmarinho6138]

I feel like romancing Karlach as another tiefling takes away some of the hotness from being with this large devil woman. It isn't snu snu anymore.

[@overlord1ful]

Please hurry up with the Xbox release! I need to romance this cute devil looking women!

[@RyuRonin1]

1:38 yessssir

[@righteousrawb7225]

Bro that was awesome

[@blackmoon2128]

My first romance, and man, from steam metrics, I can't fucking belive only 5%tish of players went through with it until act 3, she is so neat.

[@daedaluswriting9350]

🎶 Glory Glory, what a helluva way to die 🎶

[@IndigoIndustrial]

He's a Teifling. They have fire resistance.

[@Etheral101]

Still sticking their thing in a furnace has got to hurt abit

[@ianharrison5758]

@@Etheral101ok but hear me out: that’s definitely a kink for some of them. If mfs can be into ice play irl flamussy gotta be peak

[@blairshort1098]

When Fire Immunity rings become betrothal items.

[@RPCauldron]

hear me out: Investiture of flame. You become immune to fire and Karlach is resistant to fire because she's a tiefling, and also she can go totemic, rage while fucking, for 1/4 damage, and you'll see stars and planets ang whole universes while the rage-rides you until she has 1 hp left.

[@Tht1guy63]

look at all the floating mugs about

[@AuntieGhoul]

Am I the only one who saw the running shield/barrel in the background?

[@arenseaures675]

Love her so much🥰🥰🥰

[@latewizard301]

her dialogue is very... hot ;) "i'd be in a puddle on the floor" jeeeez XD

[@RedSunUnderParadise]

Karlach: *Exists* Me(Dank Urge): KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(Aka Disintegrate)

[@visliip.6306]

I wonder why she doesn’t confess to you first even if you have a high approval with her. She only confesses after someone else in camp asks you out 😔😩

[@shinobie4154]

1:25 you have a invisible man look at the scene behind you 😂

[@kira68200]

weird choices they didn't add something permitting you to touch her without being burned, I men tieflings and some dragonborns are fire resistant, you could just add a spell or a potion or something that make you immune to fire and TADA

[@samuel99782]

sorry i dont really know what happened, i was too busy looking at the floating cups drinking themselves in the background.

[@SPIKYBOI69420]

Id love to see the stars with karlach

[@myshinyteethandme9341]

Her, Halsin, Wyll and Astarion at the same time.

[@twentyonetortas5921]

Fire resistance potion recipe *please!!!* 💥💥💥🛎💥💳💥💳💥💳

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Screw that potion, make me what she is and we can ride the stars forever!

[@rachelpushnam]

at 1:30 I see a fly cup behind Karlach. >_>

[@TheEggBishop]

Tieflings have fire resistance

[@animating_sleeping]

nice!

[@saarinen_east5618]

Big mama got her big papa... finally!

[@GustavoSilva-ny8jc]

Gosh, she's so adorable!!! But it sucks that you can't read a single thing of the text, i feel like you cut a choice after the "i like you" choice .

[@Whitebreadonly]

Ok this might be a stupid question, but I don’t have the game yet. I don’t even have a PS5 or Xbox S/X. If you’re a Tiefling, why would she burn you when she gets hot or whatever? You’re both the same race. I’m obviously missing something here.

[@Silenthitman44]

Cant get this to trigger at all anymore

[@DashMatin]

very nice

[@bulldog2000]

4:09 oh shit order....dam😶🤷‍♂️👌

[@LeRohlik]

Tbh best way to create a character to make ur mc smaller then this goddess

[@Dragon_OfTheWest]

I think I speak for all men when I say *this is the type we want*

[@grimmjowjaegerjaquez3750]

Im a brass dragon, let's go

[@toastx_]

NGL if a girl told me this on the first date…I’ll marry her on the spot

[@sirknight3180]

1:35 you’re welcome.

[@VibesofHendrix]

Damn we got rizzed up by a demon

[@gaddock3713]

if i miss the scene by the campfire does that mess up the romance?

[@pablodavidmirandanunes1040]

Love Karlach ❤

[@dmitriyastremskiy1578]

Karlach best waifu.

[@kwillzmz]

Finn and Flame Princess

[@shakebackj95]

I already put my rizz points in shadowheart 😢

[@bigj7933]

1:37 im scaroused

[@keithmays8076]

*after going down to her Fiery Pits* "Why is it so spicy?"🥵