T D I thought the same. He's been snubbed every year and if they submit this episode because they do give awards for performances in a single episode at the Emmy Awards, he will win. He needs to. If he doesn't I'm going to be so upset.
@musicaltheatergeek797 жыл бұрын
He hasn't been snubbed. That implies that he was ignored, which he wasn't. He's been nominated the past two years but just failed to win. A snub would be if he hadn't been nominated yet.
@whodatninja4397 жыл бұрын
Nope a snub can also mean he lost, undeservedly
@t.n38087 жыл бұрын
Agreed. @titusburges
@ashtonb79317 жыл бұрын
T D Beyoncé was also snubbed at the Emmys for Lemonade. Smh. Deserved to win like the Grammys.
@jackwilson33037 жыл бұрын
"When you take a sip of water and it turns out to be sprite."😂😂
@gabbyjones37584 жыл бұрын
I felt that. It happened too often for my liking.
@catrionacorigan99313 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
@demoneon95272 жыл бұрын
This never happened to me and now I’m scared.
@silverkitty25032 жыл бұрын
@@gabbyjones3758 ALWAYS HAPPENING TO ME!
@cheezymcsqueezy54652 жыл бұрын
this is my mom’s favorite line lol
@astrowiz35447 жыл бұрын
An episode later at Lillian's council meeting, they say there's reports of a caped man who destroyed three fire hydrants 😂
@katelynferline60106 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 😂😂😂
@cameront57216 жыл бұрын
"Here are some things that I have never seen in a room"
@aeyelashbug63113 жыл бұрын
I like those subtle references to earlier episodes. Like when there's a newspaper that says "Cindy Lauper still at large" and there's a photo of Lillian when she tried to get into that club and accidentally killed someone
@oswaldoleyvabalanzar3823 жыл бұрын
JAJAJAJA It's true!!!
@monikerprince3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Bagel_Muncher03 жыл бұрын
Lillian's dancing just get's me everytime. Girl's living her best life and we stan.
@benevolentdictator91003 жыл бұрын
yuck
@idontwantahandlethough3 жыл бұрын
I really hope when I get old I'll be even half as cool as Lillian
@shaniquawhitfield942 жыл бұрын
FOR REAL, She was the MVP
@cervantesAi Жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking, I totally love her 😂💖💖
@drangel1345 Жыл бұрын
Their friendship is goals
@apenguinnamedabraham7 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment when this stops just being a funny parody and becomes ABSOLUTE FIRE
@apenguinnamedabraham7 жыл бұрын
The current guess is 1:02?
@em47987 жыл бұрын
apenguinnamedabraham it's 0:00
@TheClassictvfan7 жыл бұрын
apenguinnamedabraham its the second he turns the corner. The shot of the boots then the outfit priceless.
@jennyparsons80767 жыл бұрын
My cat's name is Mikey and I sing this to him all the time and he's so confused.
@jennyparsons80767 жыл бұрын
I meant this as a general comment not a reply... oops
@HoboRoadshow73 жыл бұрын
The fact that Mikey got a Tilda Swinton decal on his truck to try to seem straight is one of my favourite jokes in the series.
@idontwantahandlethough2 жыл бұрын
i didn't get that until you spelled it out for me. Thanks lol that's hilarious. She _is_ quite handsome!
@clockworkNate Жыл бұрын
Or he just thought she was a dude 😂
@0MGmarCKY Жыл бұрын
I just figured cuz he’s gay he doesn’t know what a straight guy would find attractive. In the words of Benjamin button, she is as plain as paper
@annemargaretreyes48679 ай бұрын
Same here 😂😂😂
@Littlezeekers7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the best scene of season three, so far...
@prestonwaters34647 жыл бұрын
Zachary Velasquez favorite screne on TV this year.
@pennylane83357 жыл бұрын
Zachary Velasquez that and the scene where jacqueline says she went to a university for a year and kimmy is like what university did you go to? And Jacqueline says Trump University... GOOOOOOO PRICKS! 😂😂😂😂 I love Janes part in kimmy and I loved her sooooo much as Jenna in 30 Rock! This is one of the best written shows out there! Tina Fey can do no wrong !!!
@emanmohan747 жыл бұрын
Zachary Velasquez i feel.like this season is by far the best one
When he's gonna take a drink from the fire hydrant, as if it were a bubbler? haha
@theMadMarsz5 жыл бұрын
musicaltheatergeek79 thought only I noticed this sksmskms
@nudelbert51364 жыл бұрын
When?
@melissahaugland14184 жыл бұрын
Epic
@javierandrade7574 жыл бұрын
Invisible wig
@melanicordova56296 жыл бұрын
I want a boyfriend named Michael just so I can sing this to him.
@melanicordova56296 жыл бұрын
And dance like Lillian while doing so.
@frankiecollins91506 жыл бұрын
Id let a boyfriend named Micheal cheat on me if I got to sing this all the time
@redique4 жыл бұрын
Honestly same, although my best friend is also named Michael so would probably get confusing XD
@rebeccahopkins95224 жыл бұрын
Be careful. My ex husband is named Michael. Bad news. 😂
@beatrixxanarchy4 жыл бұрын
Honestly samexDD
@rickydillon7 жыл бұрын
im so obsessed with this lol
@anonymousdog227 жыл бұрын
Ricky Dillon AYY RICKY same
@adamjohnmatthewlifery76487 жыл бұрын
Holy Shit Ricky Dillon
@rowanlochlan95496 жыл бұрын
Rickoontz Dilloonay I didn't know you watched this show, I love it so much
@megandolan15026 жыл бұрын
Ily
@burner18016 жыл бұрын
me 2 ricky
@jeanaejoneshomeavonplanning4 жыл бұрын
What worst, being heartbroke or roach bit? Heartbroke or roach bit? Or like, seeing you in your outfit I GAVE YOU THAT OUTFIT I'd rather be roach bit!
@chocalechevux8042 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Bloooooooooooppp7 жыл бұрын
He's the best thing about this series. I'm glad they let him show is comedic and music talent on this show. I'm here for a spin off!
@frankiecollins91506 жыл бұрын
Glenn Thompson if he wasn’t on the show they would lose an entire demographic, how else would us gays relate?
@davidgalan21404 жыл бұрын
@@frankiecollins9150 honestly i relate to Lillian the most
@kadendabacon.28534 жыл бұрын
And Lillian
@weregoat5293 жыл бұрын
He does have the voice of an Angel.
@floridaredfishin82093 жыл бұрын
@@frankiecollins9150 oh for fucks sake
@rebeccabunga83657 жыл бұрын
my new workout song :) Apparently there's a Beyonce version too.. :P
@lilb7837 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Ash_W047 жыл бұрын
RebeccaBunga It's not as good 😂
@Tdotpescot7 жыл бұрын
Titus making Beyoncé look basic!!
@grung3princ3ss_467 жыл бұрын
RebeccaBunga you're right you just have to imagine Mikey in front of you and start punching the air and then it's a really good exercise or you could dance
@aeris447 жыл бұрын
Beyonce' cover is good, but nothing beats the original! ;)
@matchasvlogs7 жыл бұрын
Michael: Wait Titus, you're back from the cruise? Titus: Maybe. *Explosion in he background* That explosion made me die of laughter! XD
@AdvantageousAngie7 жыл бұрын
best. parody. ever
@kyishawashere71337 жыл бұрын
Angie Brodland I'm saying
@KillJoy_Since20177 жыл бұрын
Angie Brodland Yeah it is
@wolfpack38477 жыл бұрын
Angie Brodland ikrrrr
@mnf21396 жыл бұрын
This is *NOT* parody, its original!
@Juju-jm9wd6 жыл бұрын
Muhd Nabil I believe the original creator is Beyoncé. This is just a joke, meant to be funny.
@NomadAngie4 жыл бұрын
1. Why is this better than the original? 2. Titus is the reason I answer "maybe" when someone asks me a question and I don't want to deal with.
@breakfastglitter7 жыл бұрын
I watched this scene maybe 20 times after I watched the episode and ummm I never noticed his baseball bat said "mayonnaise" lmao 😂 😂😂😂
@gumdropbullets7 жыл бұрын
Kqueen Killem best part lmao
@lavahead1467 жыл бұрын
Kqueen Killem mayonnaise in my bag swag 😂
@sheabutter95517 жыл бұрын
Kqueen Killem It does??????? SHUT UP!!!! LMFAO!!! I NEVER NOTICED THAT. 😂😂😂😂😂. Mine would say "Ranch"
@lb2837 жыл бұрын
Is he eating expired mayonnaise when he's singing the Star Spangled Banner to the NFL owners? Thought it might've been frosting, but this detail is making me question...
@kaylennwiliiams89477 жыл бұрын
Mine would say "BITCH YOU FUCKED UP STARBUCKS" but that's just me
@babyhag6 жыл бұрын
the *shor or orts* gets me every. single. time.
@DeweeGrrl20203 жыл бұрын
I was reading your comment right as he sang it 😂
@quintoncurtis24137 жыл бұрын
lol Lillian is me at parties
@jayj80887 жыл бұрын
Quinton Curtis omg totally😂
@joshie37 жыл бұрын
Quinton Curtis Lillian made the whole scene.
@jujuondoevideosjujuwithdoe6187 жыл бұрын
Quinton Curtis Same
@candycryptid28327 жыл бұрын
IKR!
@CD-mj8eh7 жыл бұрын
Quinton Curtis haha same B-)
@notso.zenjen Жыл бұрын
"Wait, Titus, you're back from the cruise? Titus: "Maybe" 🤣 Kills me every time.
@helenakneaul16067 жыл бұрын
can lemonading be a thing now because it looks like fun
@RAch711baby7 жыл бұрын
Ellen Kneaul if you ever had a someone cheat on you by all means you have every right to Lemonade that person
@JessT7 жыл бұрын
Ellen Kneaul yes! Let's make it one
@dimaggiolewis7 жыл бұрын
aka a lemonade moment
@DairunCates7 жыл бұрын
I mean, you technically CAN, but you're probably going to jail.
@tierneytellsstories7 жыл бұрын
only Beyonce can get away with it because Beyonce is QUEEN
@rebeccahopkins95224 жыл бұрын
“Never had the flyest tenor in the choir up in your short-ort-orts” SLAY GIRL, SLAY!!!
@infamouskitten93667 жыл бұрын
That explosion behind him LMFAOOOO
@JulianneHannes7 жыл бұрын
Infamous Kitten That was where I got soda up my nose from laughing too hard
@brown5uggaDugga7 жыл бұрын
Infamous Kitten I'm screaming 😂
@joshie37 жыл бұрын
brown5uggaDugga I can't breathe XD
@Grim5287 жыл бұрын
Infamous Kitten yea that part killed me
@nachardi18377 жыл бұрын
Infamous Kitten when it appeares I SCREAMED
@Klebin205 жыл бұрын
Later on that episode, when he's breaking up with Mikey: "It's just one of the many small ways in wich I'm stronger than Beyoncé" (References: checked!)
@angelmena21787 жыл бұрын
Did you hear Beyonce made a cover of this song? sadly is not as good
@shelbiwilson11865 жыл бұрын
Angel Mena why isn’t this guy a bigger star he is amazing. 👍
@rogerfrezevolt78235 жыл бұрын
This is the parody
@wayfaring_stranger22155 жыл бұрын
@@rogerfrezevolt7823 bitch...
@azulpanthervids4785 жыл бұрын
@@rogerfrezevolt7823 wooosh
@ceIIardoor5 жыл бұрын
@@rogerfrezevolt7823 no Roger, the original song was created and produced by Titus Records in 1997. Beyonce heard it and she ended up liking the flow so much that she asked Titus if she could record it. All this info is available in Beyonce's True Hollywood Story.
@lizodonnell94367 жыл бұрын
His voice at 2:07 gives me chills, I've probably rewinded and rewatched that part 1,000 + times.
@ethandlima16047 жыл бұрын
I always laugh at Lillian dancing
@emergencybowtie7 жыл бұрын
Ethan D'Lima makes the scene
@Alchemista4207 жыл бұрын
Ethan D'Lima she definitely adds that je ne sais quoi to the whole thing 😂😂💀💀💀
@sierrasnider267 жыл бұрын
Ethan D'Lima I adore her it's perfect when she swings her hair like that in slow mo !! :-) :-)
@mayahilten60207 жыл бұрын
Omg I love it
@margaritam.91187 жыл бұрын
I have long curly hair and from now and on I'm gonna dance just like that.
@anniewilliams65614 жыл бұрын
The Crips will think you’re in the Banana Boys! It’s a new gang. There weren’t any good colors left!
@BlameGinger1013 жыл бұрын
Lmao good reference
@anniewilliams65613 жыл бұрын
BlameitonGingerChan Lilian is what I aspire to be.
@faerieangeltaitai3 жыл бұрын
Or names apparently
@elvickRULES2 жыл бұрын
@@faerieangeltaitai Sunshine Gang. Piss Posse… so many options with yellow! Lemon Lads.
@dylanj7397 жыл бұрын
"Wait your back from the cruise?" "Maybe?" 💥
@jaysonest955 жыл бұрын
DylanJ7 yo i read this as soon as they said it 😂
@mmuslovski3 жыл бұрын
Legit one of my favorite lines from this show.
@davidcoberly92403 жыл бұрын
😂
@davidmontes65223 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@anniewang46463 жыл бұрын
BOOM
@xTelha4 жыл бұрын
All the moments of Titus “lemonading” are EPIC
@ItsJustEriq7 жыл бұрын
"Never had the flyest tenor in the choir in your sho-or-orts." BITCH I CAN'T!
@sheabutter95517 жыл бұрын
Eric Aurora I died!!😂😂😂😂
@benjaminwambeke94587 жыл бұрын
I just love the "Summer Nights" instrumental playing in the back. It makes the whole thing.
@alie64134 жыл бұрын
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT
@passport37633 жыл бұрын
The original Beyonce song samples Enya and I just caught that this one IS Summer Nights because of the singing
@guineawuv3 жыл бұрын
OMG, I didn't notice that. 🤣
@davidserlin8097 Жыл бұрын
@@passport3763 actually, the original by Beyoncé samples the song “can’t get used to losing you” by Andy Williams. It’s not Enya.
@angelstewart42097 жыл бұрын
"You know I'm not too feminite to cut me up a nerd "... 😂😂😂
@chesnolastname6 жыл бұрын
Angel Stewart I came here to quote that. 😂❤️
@leandrotupas2427 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Titus' baseball bat is named Mayaonnaise
@usernamenotinvaild7 жыл бұрын
why is this so Fucking good. I have played it 100 times. why can I not stop
@aribraar7 жыл бұрын
usernamenotinvaild me tooo
@shelbiwilson11865 жыл бұрын
usernamenotinvaild me actually 😉
@517vicki5 жыл бұрын
usernamenotinvaild SAME!!! It gets better every time! Sorry Bey, this version is better!!!!!!!!!!
@samiksharaviraja59882 жыл бұрын
True, I agree. But when you think of it- all that for nothing because he was wrong 😂
@theholyhorehay4 жыл бұрын
My husbands name is Michael. I sing this to him a lot
@indigotears7 жыл бұрын
Titus is a legend. I just binged season 3 and I'm having withdrawals already this show is so good!
@matthewjohnson57417 жыл бұрын
I LOVE how it's just the Summer Lovin' chords
@princesssadieloo7 жыл бұрын
New ringtone, just replaced Peeno Noir.... I am also not too feminine to cut me up a nerd...Aww.. Titus, amazing on so many levels...
@kaseyshay7 жыл бұрын
princesssadieloo he is seriously my favorite!
@nickbrew30717 жыл бұрын
Boobs in California has to be your next ringtone
@emiliehiggins5947 жыл бұрын
Didn't care for pino nior but I love Lemonading lol
@18touchdasky4 жыл бұрын
This came out 3 yrs ago but I keep coming back to it 😂😂😂
@bokuwatoki59837 жыл бұрын
that's it. I'm watching this show!
@user-oy6hk1gn7l7 жыл бұрын
Go!
@hailey66457 жыл бұрын
Bokuwa Toki it's AMAZING it's 12:20 right now and I just finished binging the whole new season and now I'm here watching parts of it again on KZbin. 😂😂😂😂
@Golbezz17 жыл бұрын
I added the meemaw "ghost" song too. Check it out kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3Lce6OIgquqas0 lol
@melissamendoza8897 жыл бұрын
YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!
@caramama17317 жыл бұрын
yes I'm about to watch the whole series from the beginning..the whole thing fuuuuuunny!!😊😊
@dahliad40637 жыл бұрын
Titus is the best. He cracks me up every time, and the actor that plays him is genuinely talented. I hadn't heard of the actor before, aside from seen him on 30 rock a few times previous to starring on Kimmy Schmidt. When I heard him sing, my first thought was that Broadway would love this guy. apparently they do
@FadouaO1237 жыл бұрын
That explosion behind him though 😂😂😂
@richardfoxpivencloward9712 жыл бұрын
Every part of this is amazing, but that end, "Maybe." Kills me everytime!
@davidserlin8097 Жыл бұрын
Yes! I've watched this dozens of times and it kills me!
@notaburneraccount Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@vitalinformation12127 жыл бұрын
HE MUST WIN THE EMMY THIS YEAR ❤❤❤❤❤
@silverkyre4 жыл бұрын
Here I am 2 years later rewatching this.... It's so good "You know I'm not to feminine to cut me up a nerd." 😭😭😭😂😂😂
@ulkee12 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite part too! Lol
@dhenry20107 жыл бұрын
"You're back from the cruise?" "Maybe." 😂😂
@carriedraper28962 жыл бұрын
Titus is so underrated!!! He’s a freaking comedic genius!!
@anavera91267 жыл бұрын
Titus is my spirit animal❤️
@res123190gamer7 жыл бұрын
Ana Vera same
@morgan55626 жыл бұрын
i thought it said Sprite animal idk why
@Cordy7123 жыл бұрын
I watched this episode weeks ago and this song is still stuck in my head. "I ain't playing with you meatball"
@NeonSunset237 жыл бұрын
Im not playing wit cha meat BAWLL
@mollyfoxxx3 жыл бұрын
All 3 of his Beyoncé covers are iconic. This one is incredible, that hair flip, but his brief cover of “All Night” is beautiful. How I can feel so much emotion while someone sings about zoodles as two alcoholics robots make out, I don’t know, but sometimes pop songs don’t really rhyme. 🤷🏽♀️
@wingnightbackwards Жыл бұрын
Also his cover of that boyz to men song
@chaos_wtch74377 жыл бұрын
"you know I'm not too feminine to cut me up a nerd." 😂😂 just realised his hatred for nerds is a theme played throughout the season xD
@darians77367 жыл бұрын
Dude the thing about sipping sprite when you think its water is so real. Im SHOOK
@heyheyjuliet69837 жыл бұрын
I hadn't heard the original. But I saw this episode and this watched the original. I like this better
@willfloyd90167 жыл бұрын
Hey Hey Juliet Same
@lollipopcorndog7 ай бұрын
This show was too underrated.
@EmceeMahogany7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 I swear I've watched this 1000 times this is the funniest Emmy worthy scene
@amandacollins51763 жыл бұрын
That "Ohhhh it's such a shame!" Is my favorite part. I could listen to that on repeat for hours
@labelleterre98877 жыл бұрын
"I tried to change to be sweeter, prettier, less gassy" titus is all of us.
@nemanjadelevingne4108 Жыл бұрын
*You let this meerkat go to waste* 😂🙏❤️
@Ash_W047 жыл бұрын
Added this to my favorite songs playlist 😂
@fabricio27267 жыл бұрын
Ash Westbrook me too😂😂
@matchasvlogs7 жыл бұрын
Ash Westbrook Same!
@Landosmojo1887 жыл бұрын
Sorry accidentally clicked dislike, but I can't fine it in Spotify 😫😫😫
@fitz8923 Жыл бұрын
As a queer man, "you know I'm not too feminine to cut me up a nerd" resonates so much with me.
@thesunwillcomeout2morrow10 ай бұрын
ion get it 😢
@julian9704207 жыл бұрын
I will never get over this. 2:05 Titus realizing there's a security camera lmao
@rebeccahopkins95227 жыл бұрын
By Mennen. Classic. Also, he almost laughs at the tenor and shorts lyric; it's great to see, hear and feel the joy and passion Titus Burgess brings to this role. A role he was born to play. And that voice of his-transformative. If this doesn't get him the Emmy it will be outright robbery.
@andrewhendricks3757 жыл бұрын
These three downvoters are evil people.
@IndigoPhoenix217 жыл бұрын
Andrew Hendricks They're probably named Michael.
@Ishmonkey7 жыл бұрын
Or Jeorff
@davidbrick12607 жыл бұрын
They don't currr.
@hyeu98117 жыл бұрын
Lindy Sherwood lol I just watched that episode
@adisbern7 жыл бұрын
i dun cuhr
@andreadominguez16854 жыл бұрын
lillians dancing is everything
@Isis.Energy7 жыл бұрын
heartbroke or roach bit 😂😂😂😂
@DrDanielle867 жыл бұрын
Randi Kemp hahaha
@christier68437 жыл бұрын
Lillian dancing is just the icing on the cake!
@ramjet947 жыл бұрын
I think this is better than the Beyoncé song. I like the more uptempo beat and faster tone.
@annalambert75777 жыл бұрын
Ramjet94 definitely!!!
@Lolo-zf2wm7 жыл бұрын
Ramjet94 No
@emilycraft75417 жыл бұрын
Ramjet94 well Beyoncé doesn't sing to the beat in her song so it's extremely hard to listen to
@Littlezeekers7 жыл бұрын
Totes!
@pirateking34657 жыл бұрын
Ramjet94 I hope you're joking😐
@AreteZoe2 жыл бұрын
hes still the greatest. the fucking hair flip just has me dying
@yes-ke4dg2 жыл бұрын
Titus is the definition of iconic
@smeltikozuyesmelti3 жыл бұрын
I swear this is one of the greatest shows ever created, lol
@camerongurganus39263 жыл бұрын
I just realized the banana boys high fives Titus cause he’s wearing their colors 😂 lmfaoooo
@jollyfighter73193 жыл бұрын
All the good colors where already taken.
@ThirrinDiamond3 жыл бұрын
I NEVER REALISED IT WAS THE BANANA BOYS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@carlamartinez69772 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂omg
@Thehouseoffail Жыл бұрын
What cracks me up is that we see them again later in the song, but now they have mysteriously aquired brass instruments to back Titus up. Like they went "One of our own is lemonading? Yo, we gotta represent!".
@clockworkNate Жыл бұрын
@JollyFighter731 Wait ... where were they taken? 😄
@Tiffanynoneur Жыл бұрын
I use to live on India street in Brooklyn where they filmed this ❤
@jamesgazeley4 жыл бұрын
So I'm back from actually listening to the original. This sounds better.
@imasinnerimasaint4 жыл бұрын
Me too. This is tons better than Beyonce's version.
@samigiger19644 жыл бұрын
Soooo much better. Seriously, the upbeat melody and lyrics were awesome compared to Beyonce's dull performance
@imasinnerimasaint4 жыл бұрын
@@samigiger1964 I honestly couldn't even be bothered listening to all of Beyonce's song. It was boring, not catchy, couldn't sing or bop to it, and without the emotive quality that, say, classical music has. It was just... completely bland. I don't get why everyone was so excited about it.
@anjel1304 жыл бұрын
I literally thought you guys were trolling, but you guys are so right😭😭😂
@imasinnerimasaint4 жыл бұрын
@@anjel130 right?!
@roguenerd68583 жыл бұрын
Lillian in the background 😂😂😂
@fairy56682 жыл бұрын
1:11 LILLIAN IS SO CUTE
@solarys91237 жыл бұрын
This man is a treasure.
@iggycamdon Жыл бұрын
Carol Kane deserved an Emmy for a show just on her dancing alone.
@nathalieli76172 жыл бұрын
Anyone else watching this in April 2022? Titus needs his own damn show!!!!
@belindaann4582 жыл бұрын
I have this on my toolbar on my desktop. It never ceases to bring me joy!
@tonydarre9954 Жыл бұрын
"You're back from the cruise?"... "Maybe"
@saponaliteraria3 жыл бұрын
Lyrics Hold Up Titus Andromedon [Intro - Spoken] I tried to change To be...sweeter Prettier Less...gassy I slept on a cot next to a towel Shaped like a swan wearing my sunglasses And plugged my seasick portal with pages from the Holy Book But all the while...were you cheating on me? [Chorus] Hell nah, I ain't playing with you, Michael Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Michael Back up! I ain't playing with you, Meatball Michael, I'm not playing with you, Meatball [Verse 1] Something don't taste right, cause it ain't right Like when you take a sip of water and it turns out to be Sprite I know your secret, and now I regret ever helping you out your closet Is this what I deserve? I took you at your word You know I'm not too feminine to cut me up a nerd [Refrain] What's worse? Being heart broke or roach bit? Heart broke or roach bit? Or like, seeing you in your outfit? I gave you that outfit I'd rather be roach bit [Chorus] Hell nah, I ain't playing with you, Michael Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Michael For real! I ain't playing with you, Meatball Michael, I'm not playing with you, Meatball [Verse 2] Imagine for a moment that you never came on out To yourself, still on the shelf Still had that dartboard in your house Never made it out of Queens Still out there playing all them sports Never had the flyest tenor in the choir up in your shor-or-orts Would dudes be into you? Nope Them gays would spoof on you, goof on you I know that opposites attract So I find you and fix your hair [Chorus] Hell no, I ain't playing with you, Michael Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Meatball For real, I ain't playing with you, Mikey Michael, I am angry with you mister [Bridge] Whoa-oah! It's such a shame you let this meerkat go to waste I always keep it nice-nice-no-fuss, grind-his-owies on the bus Like, where's my feet? You rub my feet, and then we watch a cop-type show
@dee8722 Жыл бұрын
Thankyou ! 😄 Eta: I might be wrong but I thought it was "grinding sideways on the bus" or "grind it sideways on the bus" :)
@princ3ssrina1914 жыл бұрын
I love Titus lmaoo he worked ittt😌💖
@theesniper37165 жыл бұрын
0:56 did anyone else see him toss back his imaginary hair
@TheManofTomorrow20134 жыл бұрын
This performance was everything
@eliothebeast30795 жыл бұрын
*This show was ahead of its time*
@ashesfallsdownalot4 жыл бұрын
I ain't playin witchu Michaaael
@nutauf75872 жыл бұрын
Still holds up. He aint playing with you meatball
@songbird64142 жыл бұрын
Fight me but this is better than the original
@ModeFin2 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back 😂
@drangel1345 Жыл бұрын
I love how these girls knew whay he was doing and were supportive. 1:49. Like go off king
@jellyfish71133 жыл бұрын
This show is so underrated. It’s sooo good!
@LS-gt2fk Жыл бұрын
This show was brilliant
@christophermatson95052 жыл бұрын
Bro the roach bit part had me dying lol
@DigiDestined55X7 жыл бұрын
"In other news, all the fire hydrants in the city have to be replaced after being smashed by a man in a yellow cape." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@spiritualelement7577 ай бұрын
Hahahaha 😂
@Allsheneededwassome7 жыл бұрын
"When you take a sip of water and it turns out to be sprite" LMFAOOOOOOOO
@haileye81747 жыл бұрын
1:11 & 1:31 Lillian's amazing dance moves ❤
@anniecorpuz10746 жыл бұрын
H E i did that in school
@alexisthebest4203 жыл бұрын
am i the only one in 2020 rewatching unbreakable kimmy schmidt? *please tell me im not*