GOLDEN AXE (Complete Series)

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Oney Plays Golden Axe for SEGA Genesis (PC Steam Version). This video of Golden Axe Gameplay / Walkthrough was recorded in 1080p as a "Let's Play" or LP by OneyPlays.
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Golden Axe (ゴールデンアックス, Gōruden Akkusu) is a series of side-scrolling, beat 'em up, arcade video games developed by Sega.

[@morgancasey]

I heard Chris once threw his baby cousin down several flights of stairs just to appreciate the ragdoll physics.

[@pinio5132]

little ewemar oneill

[@smileydog5941]

The pig physics

[@skinnywhitedude8765]

The physics of the source engine!

[@eatshytforlife8751]

*says in compressed fat guy voice: Are you making fun of his cousin physics?

[@moldyskittle]

That's awesome. What an artist.

[@JustLotaddo]

Tomar’s quest to conquer all of Jerusalem in completed form?? I’ll believe it when I see it.

[@tylersummers5758]

Did you watch it???

[@JustLotaddo]

@@tylersummers5758 I’m saving it for my daily 3AM Oneyplays lullaby

[@Dark0neone]

@@JustLotaddo Oh boy! 3AM!

[@jaggidfire]

Plot twist. He's doing it to free palestine

[@JustLotaddo]

@@jaggidfire Oh I see. So he can convert Anakin to the dark side.

[@rm2kking]

I love how they mess with Tomar so much, but he’s just such a good sport about it, he never gets offended, he always finds it just as funny as they do. All jokes about Tomar being a horrific monster aside, I feel like he’s probably one of the kindest people you could know in real life.

[@mesotolioma5089]

I love Tomar, even more than the mind control chip he put inside my brain

[@ToastyBB]

Yeah it's too bad you don't know this man

[@TheMaxFusionGaming]

Except in traffic

[@futurecoplgf]

1:01:07 The way Chris waited for Tomar to revive so they could finish off the boss together...bro, that's true love right there.

[@KirkPwns]

Lyle deserved more attention for the “Sadiators instead of Gladiators” joke.

[@thatfunkyduck]

His delivery makes a lot of his jokes susceptible to slipping under our and Chris's awareness if we're not paying attention I think Chris even talked about how people were saying he never laughed at Lyle's jokes

[@Turian_Hustle]

I remember a year ago everyone was hating on Lyle. He’s pretty witty I’ve always liked him

[@Mentzers_top_guy]

Lyles quips are always so unappreciated 😢

[@jordanhennessy9575]

Tomar’s explanation of the Japanese flag being “I spilled their blood on their white cease fire flag” doesn’t quite match up with Wikipedia but I feel inclined to believe him...

[@cameldroppingz]

29:28 Lyle kills the shit out of Tomar and nobody noticed😂

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

XD

[@CluckN]

That’s hilarious, no wonder Tomar is so full of hatred for humanity

[@Cheefoo124]

Dye his beard And mustache Booming voice like thunder crash TOMAR! With wit so sharp Like a knife Took Jaxxy as his wedded wife TOMAR! Arm is large Like a tree From Tomar-topia I summon thee TOMAR!

[@sampappas6934]

That's the spell used to summon Joshua Tomar as a Heroic Spirit

[@darkgn0ll587]

Do not say this crouched in your wardrobe surrounded by candles please please PLEASE don't do it. If you summon him he won't be able to find his way back to Jaxxy.

[@feelsjeffman7787]

Underrated series

[@jkid3525]

Underrated comment

[@pit6794]

@Devlin Rourke underrated name

[@MetalMercutio]

@@pit6794 Underrated reply

[@ItsRetroPlanet]

Seriously! This is my donkey Kong if I have to be so frank.

[@FightCain]

@@MetalMercutio Underrated underwear

[@andreyleonel255]

That dwarf really does look like Tomar, even the height

[@wechildrenof1990]

As a ding dong and Julien fan, this was the series were I really turned a corner on lyle and started getting his sense of humor.

[@Amero2323]

I can't figure out exactly what happened, but I like him now too. I think it's bc he does have some good one-liners

[@RogueCrocodile]

I got into this channel because I’m a fan of Lyle and his weekly series ended, so I needed more content with him.

[@Tukenfarben]

It was really kind of him to let Tomar ride on his shoulders to make him feel tall in Golden Axe 2.

[@leatheryfoot6354]

I started loving Lyle when I discovered he made Sanity Not Included. I was super into Machinima as a kid.

[@VonDiesel3768]

I like Ding Dong & Julian too, but there's no denying Lyle, Zach, & Tomar make for a better channel. Not to mention Corey, Dave, & Mick. Though I really would like to see Ding Dong back more often, and more shuffling of the costars.

[@Sighdafekt]

totally forgot that chris’s body was occupied by lyle’s soul and that the real chris has been desperately trying to reclaim his channel for the last 4+ years

[@treefingers1183]

23:34 "oohh I love their screams!", Tomar squeed with joy, wringing his toes together as he continued to open fire on the terrified mosque attendees, focusing the second half of his rifle's magazine on the survivors of the first torrent.

[@nero_cls]

man, if the boys enjoyed this so much, I'd absolutely love a playthrough of Gauntlet: Dark Legacy

[@tubeofyou8]

Anyone else just fucking lose it when Tomar gets Insta kicked off the mountain at 50:14

[@rm2kking]

The “cellar door” thing comes from Tolkien. If you pronounce it with a British accent it sounds like Selador, which he said would be a lovely name for like an elf character. He was making a point about phonetics and naming fantasy characters. I don’t know what movie you guys are referring to, but if you say “Cellar Door” with a hard R on Cellar, it removes the entire point of what Tolkien was trying to say, and it no longer works.

[@nocanseegreen3845]

What was the point about phonetics he was trying to make

[@bbbingi9210]

@@nocanseegreen3845 that "Selador" sounds cool

[@Desparil]

The one series where all the funni screams are the real game's sound effects

[@masterxl97]

Man, Lyle sure has some strong opinions on Donnie Darko. I sure do wish there was some way to hear him talk about it at length, preferably while absolutely baked out of his skull.

[@4sh0ly]

complete series’s are the best background noise when i’m playing stardew lmao

[@thriftage4784]

I do the same for my pokemon sessions

[@CloudBlitzer]

I do the same but with pretty much any game

[@4sh0ly]

@@thriftage4784 have u gotten any shinies yet :D?

[@4sh0ly]

@@CloudBlitzer right and when the funny parts come up it makes it like 100x better

[@thriftage4784]

@@4sh0ly not yet :/

[@leatheryfoot6354]

Chris and The Crusade against Cyber Mongolians, sounds like great DLC for The Adventure of Chris.

[@ZylethXenocian]

I JUST FUCKING REALIZED the screams in the Stranger Danger game in Leo and Satan: Battery Catastrophy were probably a reference to and modelled on the Golden Axe screams. They have the exact same compression rate.

[@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5]

I started hearing 'Safe & Sound' in my head when they proposed the casting call at the end was a flash back to happier times before Dwarfy died, and now I'm sad...

[@UltimateThanos]

Golden Axe represents everything that is good and true about the Fantasy genre. Now more than ever, we need a new Golden Axe sequel. Preferably one where they bring back Dora, or insert some new monster waifu. Oh! I got it! An Arabian/Indian lamia waifu who fights with her dual scimitars and her tail! Her magic attacks could relate to poison and acid effects. *Starts writing it all down.*

[@ohheyitsguy]

Shmitmar*

[@Lord.Smith.the.first.]

Tomar I am he, tomar every bald man be.... sorry that's in my hear for some reason 😂

[@Romanticism-666]

Awe man, haven’t watched Oney in forever... SEE this beautiful video and instant happiness~ I remember playing this at my church’s youth centre on an old ass PC... Good times.

[@lizard9899]

9:27 "you got em with those flaming crosses, like the uh-"

[@HikikoMonogatari]

47:46 so no one noticed while chris was talking about his new kid, tomar was beating lyle senseless in the back right of the room...

[@prestonbar7513]

Joshua "I love their screams" Tomar 23:36

[@maxomega98]

This series would’ve been great if Tomar wasn’t spewing his homophobic and racially charged agenda :/

[@theorsimer]

Tsk tsk tsk, Tomey never learns

[@maninthemask6275]

The anti Semitic rant was really confusing as I thought tomar was Jewish.

[@mikeprice25]

Being a horse is a choice

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

Racist sexist kkk Joshua Tomar go away

[@spooky4217]

"help he's following me in 3d help."-Chris my sides weren't prepared for that.

[@ericanightshade]

The last time I played Tomar in 1v1 Golden Axe, he got so mad at me for (almost) winning that he broke his controller, and then he broke _me._

[@agrubohub4009]

The dwarf it's always the best character,same goes with Dragon's Crown.

[@orangeant5893]

These guys are the greatest let’s players EVER

[@MauiWowieOwie]

This is one of biggest loves of my childhood. It was this and some ninja game similar to this. It was only one player iirc, but was a side-scroller with other weapons you could pick up.

[@Smilodon_]

It is 22:18. You are a little green halfling. In the distance, a centaur, an anime character, and a dwarf riding a barbarian riding a fire-breathing praying mantis have just beat the hell out of the local warlord. They now turn their attention toward you. You have nowhere to run and the food in your sack weighs down on you heavily. You awaken hours later - bruised, bloody, and your food is missing. A golden arrow with the word "Go" flashes to your right.

[@xxyoboigxx]

50:15 easily one of the most funniest parts of the vid. it fucking killed me with laughter 😂😭

[@jimmyashtray7665]

The death scream from 35:56 that the boys find humorous is actually directly ripped from the movie First Blood. Its the scene where David Caruso gets stabbed in the butthole by Rambo during the Forest Hunt scene.

[@tropicalbreeze1164]

God I love these old Sega Genesis games

[@ItsRetroPlanet]

God I love golden axe. It's probably my favorite Sega series of all time. favorite character to play would have to be gillius thunderhead, to those of you who don't know he's the dwarf.

[@thales3772]

36:37 And Trix probably comes from the Ancient Greek θρίξ (thríks), which literally means hair.

[@nickchildress8699]

Those skeletons were very well animated

[@levferno483]

This game is awesome, I can't believe I forgot about this.

[@UltimateThanos]

49:20 I don't know if it was intentional or not, but when Chris played Goah, he made him sound like Lou Ferrigno.

[@GlampyreQueen]

My first game I beat as a kid. Ugh love this game.

[@Shift_Salt]

Lyle's so good at this game, he's really kicking Chris' ass!

[@Juberdingus]

Time to get UP on the couch with Lyle.

[@WavvyMag]

I love these guys

[@warpstar9421]

Surprised none of them brought up their experience with Tomar’s sentient Golden Axe, and the bodily harm it did to them hrm

[@J4hk3]

1:25 _"I'm never careful..."_ *[Runs headfirst into a dude]*

[@natermanvids1359]

This game was so good when I was little

[@Kittenfox_55]

I remember playing a lot of the Golden Axe games on Sega Genesis collection on the PSP.

[@deviantknight7009]

This was great

[@frog42]

I'm so glad I decided to re-watch this lol

[@browntown2722]

Dear Mr. Chris. Please play Friday Night Funkin'. Hellbenders are in it. -Santa

[@GEEKFREAK02]

Tomar is the spitting image of a dwarf

[@saimysilvia]

horse woman is hot i mean centaur. Also they should try that D&D arcade game beat em up.

[@smegid586]

I like how the treant enemies have swords. Imagine the whomping willow carrying a tiny little shiv.

[@WizardZazaOfficial]

If they ever make a new golden axe game I want Zach to play as the dwarf

[@sooz7740]

37:05 Huh, I wonder why they had a cut there?

[@hound6171]

I left the video and came back to "tomar let me ride you"

[@LightOfHands]

Look Tomar, it's you.

[@garrywhite13371337]

Epic bro's playin an epic game🪓✨

[@Bone_Chaser]

This is my favorite sega game and I’ve never beat it

[@dimentoid606]

i love when tomar does the tomar voice

[@blackout295]

I didn't know this was a full series, I thought it was one episode

[@nutball3756]

YOU GUYS SHOULD PLAY BONANZA BROS. IT IS A 2 PLAYER GAME WHERE YOU ROB PLACES AND THERE IS FRIENDLY FIRE. THEY ALL HAVE BIG NOSES SO IT WOULD BE FITTING FOR ZACH HADEL (PSYCHICPEBBLES).

[@teal_m_101]

STOP SHOUTING I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

[@nutball3756]

@@teal_m_101 S;E

[@ItsRetroPlanet]

It's that, and vector man I would love to see them play

[@nutball3756]

@Heavy Metal Collector yeah but the three dirty dwarves only works with tomar, chris, and zach because they are the three dirty little dwarves

[@ohheyitsguy]

I like how you put psychicpebbles in parentheses, as if to imply that they don't know who Zach is

[@NGEvangeliman]

pretty sure "Cellar Door" thing is reference to Tokein, he thought Cellar Door was the most interesting word or someshit...

[@dylanberger8701]

correctamundo

[@Therealorbulon]

golden axe predicted covid-19

[@codafett]

That fucking scream sound effect is killing me

[@Someguy1302]

Hrm wait a minute. Hrm wait a minute. Guys. Original observation. This is just like... dare I say... Castle Crashers?

[@joshuajohnson316]

Look Tomar! Its you!!!

[@NuIIname]

These games are so Castle Crashers. The team at Behemoth was definitely inspired by this.

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

I wish Lyle would make more Spoilers Ahead.

[@cesarsuave7557]

les go boddy:)

[@jszwj]

Not to be the UMMM ACTUALLY guy, but I guess I am. The Cellar Door thing was actually Tolkien's favorite word. That's what the teacher was referencing I believe. Doesn't make Donnie Darko less pretentious though. Why am I commenting this? Nobody cares lmao.

[@hanthonypiano]

Why does the dwarf remind me of Sonic For Hire

[@mogueraguh]

The box art description states that the dwarf does wield the golden axe! Also 12:19

[@Noosesance]

Golden Axe was one of my favorite fucking games

[@mikesapanero8572]

This video is pretty sweet and all, but after we going to ignore the fact that Tomar grew up in an arcade?

[@pastalovinporcupine6806]

They actually completed the Game

[@0ia]

This seems better than modern game grumps

[@cherrygrabber7172]

Can't wait for them to play Dragon's Crown.

[@hermeschase4113]

In memory of Alex the Lion

[@ryanarchuleta2913]

So how about oney pays? ive been thinking chris should send 1000$ to all 880k of us for the lack of zach. But hey that's just me.

[@cesarsuave7557]

give us zack attack or give us a rack

[@ExaltedUriel]

OneyStimmies

[@TheMaxFusionGaming]

I feel like a dumb gen alpha baby because I grew up with castle crashes which rocks but I’m realizing Tom Fulp and Dan Paladin are clearly just fans of this game too

[@roachdoggjr54]

35:32 - fun fact about that, roman gladiators rarely ever killed one another, simply for the fact that they were basically owned as slaves, and so their masters would lose value because of that gladiator if they were ever killed in battle

[@Trapshack]

lyle is such a badass

[@ashleyking8851]

hey look tomar its you

[@Nick-wn7om]

the skip 0/10 thing shows up at 42:10 and Chris doesn't notice it for 20 minutes

[@postcoitaltruncation]

Tomar: I can show you the world...

[@maxgolden6955]

This game reminds me of Gauntlet

[@luissantiago5163]

Oh cool

[@PewPew_McPewster]

I love Tyris Flare so much

[@LeRodz]

guys i think zach voiced every single enemy dying

[@deslacooda]

41:03 real Giant Skull worship hours

[@BananaLizard]

when will they play streets of rage :(

[@RedUnity0]

They conveniently skipped the part where Chris lost the duel.

[@loganratliff334]

I wish upon the threee stars that ding dong comes back, that julian comes back, and the last ones for a little pizza cause im a wittle hungwy.

[@YoSnap]

what kind/genre of game is this considered??? this one and like that Simpsons arcade one they played?

[@ultraspinalki11]

"Beat-em-up"

[@Alden2003]

I’d totally go to war for Big Daddy Tomar.