Jerma Builds a Zoo (Planet Zoo)

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Golden_Winged

Golden_Winged

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@lalalucy9497
@lalalucy9497 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to a zoo and seeing a tiger 5 feet above you in a tree and it just slowly descends down onto you
@Profile__1
@Profile__1 4 жыл бұрын
And it's not descending in an elegant, dangerous fashion. It's literally tripping and flopping down every branch
@nocouponsforkaren8587
@nocouponsforkaren8587 4 жыл бұрын
It's preferable to it quickly dropping on me haha
@user-ky8du8lk7l
@user-ky8du8lk7l 3 жыл бұрын
6:26
@c0zmozys
@c0zmozys Жыл бұрын
I CNAG BREATHE THIZ IZ SO FUN T
@goldenrotate
@goldenrotate 5 жыл бұрын
jerma recreates the tower of babel for lemurs
@drawnoutrandom5953
@drawnoutrandom5953 Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comment I've ever seen, absolutely deranged biblical reference, torture for the poor lemurs
@Umberman
@Umberman 5 жыл бұрын
"What country is this" - Jerma, looking at canada
@ThisisSigma200
@ThisisSigma200 5 жыл бұрын
canada isn't real
@janesmith1840
@janesmith1840 5 жыл бұрын
@@ThisisSigma200 Am Canadian, can confirm
@JoNarDLoLz
@JoNarDLoLz 5 жыл бұрын
Canada is a myth made by Americans
@carlwheezerofsouls3273
@carlwheezerofsouls3273 5 жыл бұрын
Peepo i thought it was made up by polar bears? Like as their little dystopia
@teammemesupremetms
@teammemesupremetms 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t know their theme song :(
@ChuckShnozwell
@ChuckShnozwell 5 жыл бұрын
I really miss the old bug zoo. the new ‘add every animal to one tiny enclosure and then let them loose’ thing they’ve got going on now just isn’t as good as the microwaved cockroaches they used to have
@bigshrimpin69420
@bigshrimpin69420 5 жыл бұрын
Youre given off some serious kKonsies vibes brother
@wvnderbread
@wvnderbread 5 жыл бұрын
imagine this being the first comment you read before watching the video
@texassherman7093
@texassherman7093 5 жыл бұрын
SnaggyTV “protesters have arrived outside of your zoo”
@SharkNinjaBlueStar
@SharkNinjaBlueStar 4 жыл бұрын
_Can I just say that thats a fuckin amazing profile picture and name._
@hitroy1054
@hitroy1054 3 жыл бұрын
It’s an adrenaline rush park
@wvnderbread
@wvnderbread 5 жыл бұрын
5:17 Jerma’s reaction to a sleeping giraffe is the funniest shit
@alecmcchesney
@alecmcchesney 3 жыл бұрын
Granted that shit is wild
@HC-qc5rp
@HC-qc5rp 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma looking at a train and feverishly asking “What is this thing? What is this thing?!” while losing his shit made me cry laughing
@stereoraptor6940
@stereoraptor6940 4 жыл бұрын
*gets zoo game where you can place almost any animal, including adorable monkeys, bears, big cats, etc* jerma: "i'm going to make a c o c k r o a c h f a r m" jerma: "what? i can't make a huge cage with thousands of cockroaches?" actual psychopath
@18754KRS
@18754KRS 2 жыл бұрын
+2
@mythcat1273
@mythcat1273 11 ай бұрын
Cockroaches are fucking cool though
@benimel3204
@benimel3204 7 ай бұрын
@@mythcat1273hell yeah
@bugjams
@bugjams 4 ай бұрын
the one guy who came to protest for the dead roach is making me lose my shit. such dedication
@Ian-zu2fk
@Ian-zu2fk 5 жыл бұрын
Your edits are surprisingly funny and creative and offer a perfect middle ground between the more compact 2ndJerma vids and the uncondensed VODs. Please keep it up, loving all your work thus far.
@golden_winged8736
@golden_winged8736 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot, I really appreciate it!
@TheSidwo
@TheSidwo 5 жыл бұрын
I could not agree more
@ahzidaljun
@ahzidaljun 5 жыл бұрын
@@golden_winged8736 Great stuff man
@finneganbyrne1012
@finneganbyrne1012 5 жыл бұрын
@@golden_winged8736 Soon to be 3rdJerma
@krusher181
@krusher181 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude thanks for compiling these, doing gods work
@BennySmith4366
@BennySmith4366 3 жыл бұрын
6:30 remains to be one of the funniest jerma clips, in my mind, ever
@discountdemon
@discountdemon 2 жыл бұрын
3:34 perfect foreshadowing for the dollhouse
@andocalrisian1
@andocalrisian1 5 жыл бұрын
The animal ragdolls in this game are amazing.
@morgans.5190
@morgans.5190 4 жыл бұрын
could you imagine tranquilizing a tortoise
@mythcat1273
@mythcat1273 Жыл бұрын
Giving the animals ragdoll physics was the best thing the devs of this game ever did
@infernofive
@infernofive 5 жыл бұрын
i love how happy jerma is about his roaches
@user-zz3sn8ky7z
@user-zz3sn8ky7z 3 жыл бұрын
0:01 foreshadowing for the Jon Arbuckle incident
@crown_magnetar
@crown_magnetar 5 жыл бұрын
"Save Zoo" at 22:09 made me laugh way harder than it should have
@zarrowthehorse
@zarrowthehorse 2 жыл бұрын
i dont understand jerma fans' humor
@petrwarthursty2011
@petrwarthursty2011 Жыл бұрын
⁠@@zarrowthehorse what is there not to understand?
@christiancinnabars1402
@christiancinnabars1402 5 жыл бұрын
Jerma goes from making a more literal roach motel to constructing what would have been the Tower of Babel if the people making it continued after the language scatter within one stream.
@metalilama1
@metalilama1 3 жыл бұрын
17:18 one of the chimps fell off the tower
@USELESSMAN_Q
@USELESSMAN_Q 5 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you’re in the swing of these edits! I love your other edits so I’m looking forward to future ones!!
@golden_winged8736
@golden_winged8736 5 жыл бұрын
I was able to squeeze this one at the end of my Thanksgiving break. School is just starting back up for me so I can't guarantee I'll keep up this pace but I'll do my best. Thanks!
@owlucard9780
@owlucard9780 5 жыл бұрын
@@golden_winged8736 Take your time, school is more important and we can wait for your high quality edits. Thank you for you're service Mr Wing
@YangBalanceYin
@YangBalanceYin 5 жыл бұрын
Again, really appreciate these edits. You've got an eye for funny moments, and the video is still long enough to remain both entertaining but not overwhelming.
@jtcav6484
@jtcav6484 5 жыл бұрын
Well- in Florida there’s actually a complex cast-only tunnel system beneath the Magic Kingdom.
@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329
@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 4 жыл бұрын
It’s been way too long, and I’m still laughing at “the wind up there is gonna be lethal”. What is wrong with me
@nof9395
@nof9395 4 жыл бұрын
8:38 jerma sounds like a really enthusiastic dad for a while here
@AlanaBananaCanada
@AlanaBananaCanada 3 жыл бұрын
29:20 there's just so many things about blow darting this turtle that makes me laugh.
@charliebarkin100
@charliebarkin100 4 жыл бұрын
I'm only about 18 minutes in and I have been like crying from laughter the entire time, especially at the giant tower part oh man. I even have a tear running down my cheek lol. Thank you for editing and uploading this, very kind of you.
@EvelynH-tj1qt
@EvelynH-tj1qt 4 жыл бұрын
25:00 recreating Harambe
@Biodeamon
@Biodeamon 2 жыл бұрын
local pyscho somehow fails the tutorial level
@murdercubes4968
@murdercubes4968 5 жыл бұрын
What if Disneyland has an umbrella type underground lab where they are trying to make Micky mouse real?
@Soulraven2735
@Soulraven2735 4 жыл бұрын
It would not surprise me
@Vaguer_Weevil
@Vaguer_Weevil 4 жыл бұрын
They've been injecting wildlife with their bioengineered "Make ye Mouse" serum that will, after many years, will make all animals evolve into a Micky version of that animal.
@wyitzyk
@wyitzyk 5 жыл бұрын
I love how the firat protesters were there for a beetle
@Mr.MosebyGaming
@Mr.MosebyGaming 5 жыл бұрын
9:49 The Giant Burrowing Cockroach
@GOREDANIMAL
@GOREDANIMAL 5 жыл бұрын
list of things jerma doesn’t know: canada trains his own blueprint
@john-bt8dp
@john-bt8dp 5 жыл бұрын
dil8
@magrest
@magrest 5 жыл бұрын
>memeflag
@GOREDANIMAL
@GOREDANIMAL 4 жыл бұрын
googletookmybabies what?
@TheBDQJP
@TheBDQJP 4 жыл бұрын
@@GOREDANIMAL dial 8
@manmann6720
@manmann6720 4 жыл бұрын
TheBDQJP how original
@Nigarj
@Nigarj 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed too hard at this i could feel my heart beat go faster than it could handle and I had to pause to make sure I didn't have a Jerma induced heart attack.
@dagingayam8305
@dagingayam8305 5 жыл бұрын
"Bug collection" Byeah
@MsGhoulz
@MsGhoulz 5 жыл бұрын
Why do things always go horribly wrong when Jerma is in control.
@donjuan2001
@donjuan2001 5 жыл бұрын
MsGhoulz i think you already answered the question yourself
@noxy_y
@noxy_y Жыл бұрын
this is one of the funniest videos ive seen i cant stop laughing
@noxy_y
@noxy_y Жыл бұрын
my head extremely hurts from liahjing to hard
@coolskeleton9513
@coolskeleton9513 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for these, your edits remind me of Jerma’s original style of condensing the video to the main jokes while also leaving in a lot of the banter that makes Jerma so charming. Always excited to see more, good work as always!
@coolkatmehrfth
@coolkatmehrfth 5 жыл бұрын
I like when Jerma slowly realizes how fucked up zoos are
@waffleduck1573
@waffleduck1573 5 жыл бұрын
" I expect my life won't be worth living at all! Heh heh heh............................. :( "
@atv_
@atv_ 3 күн бұрын
Top 5 youtube video ive laughed the most at in my life thank you for editing this.
@clayhamric4428
@clayhamric4428 5 жыл бұрын
Jerma, a capybara. Jerma, a capybara. Jerma, a capybara.
@Maxzilla60
@Maxzilla60 4 жыл бұрын
"Holy shit, everybody's a fuckin' idiot." Man, that really got me. 😂
@LoopyLongplays
@LoopyLongplays 4 жыл бұрын
I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard. I was in tears throughout the whole video.
@madman6962
@madman6962 5 жыл бұрын
jerma is so blindingly bad at so many games he plays and all he can do is laugh. i love watching him bumble through things like this laughing his ass off.
@arthurschmidt3104
@arthurschmidt3104 4 жыл бұрын
The thing I love about jerma is how things go naturally wrong, he doesn't force it
@defiantlyrealjesustrue2678
@defiantlyrealjesustrue2678 5 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad you make these videos, it really cheers me up
@TurboSpaceKitten
@TurboSpaceKitten 11 ай бұрын
Watching tipsy, when the child floated into the gorilla pit, my friend yelled "no no not again"
@rogerdogkiller2000
@rogerdogkiller2000 4 жыл бұрын
17:05 Roger Rabbit Classic
@ryman1933
@ryman1933 5 жыл бұрын
God bless these edited videos. You're a hero.
@MrBoko1234
@MrBoko1234 5 жыл бұрын
25:00 Harambe (colorized 2016)
@Emelsh16
@Emelsh16 5 жыл бұрын
25:02-25:34 FUCKED zoo owner recreates slaying of Harambe
@MeoburN07
@MeoburN07 4 жыл бұрын
"a child got in" *_oh no not again_*
@yoquierotacobell4413
@yoquierotacobell4413 4 жыл бұрын
roach ranch really rocks
@nightzzmixx
@nightzzmixx 5 жыл бұрын
Your edits are too good, man. Keep this up!!!
@krusher181
@krusher181 5 жыл бұрын
That "TOILETS" tag fucking KILLELD ME
@kateshepherd4184
@kateshepherd4184 4 жыл бұрын
27:28 "This is all fucked up over here, we need god" i screamed
@Nigarj
@Nigarj 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video 20 times minimum. I adore every single second of it. Thank you for complying it.
@MrBLARG85
@MrBLARG85 4 жыл бұрын
So I was on the toilet while watching this. You know how people say, “scare the shit out of you?” Well, I have now experienced that with laughter, and boy was that a really funny feeling.
@AlanaBananaCanada
@AlanaBananaCanada 3 жыл бұрын
This edit is so good!
@rasengdori13
@rasengdori13 5 жыл бұрын
Keep these up, man! I’ll always support more Jerma content!
@astarothhentaiguy3554
@astarothhentaiguy3554 4 жыл бұрын
Youre all over jerma content!
@ChuckShnozwell
@ChuckShnozwell 5 жыл бұрын
The tutorial dude at the start sounds like a slightly older etalyx
@thygreatestpog9576
@thygreatestpog9576 5 жыл бұрын
howdy, BigBrother
@notisaac6297
@notisaac6297 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect another video so soon! Great job, your sense of pacing is very good, you know just when to cut.
@maryfreegirl2029
@maryfreegirl2029 3 жыл бұрын
Hotel dusk, man of culture
@thecakeThief
@thecakeThief 5 жыл бұрын
man i'm passing out i cant stop having flashbacks to that fucking tiger falling out of the tree man help
@Mathren1
@Mathren1 5 жыл бұрын
These long-form stream edits are perfect. Thank you for doing these
@JPCollector
@JPCollector 5 жыл бұрын
been in love since The Thing edit. keep up the great work!
@LordKozma
@LordKozma 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure how much it helps you but I'll like every one of your videos from now on.
@spagelsmegal
@spagelsmegal 5 жыл бұрын
The giant enemy spider convention
@AtomiskZabaleta
@AtomiskZabaleta 5 жыл бұрын
nice, just finished watching one of your cuts. you're good.
@capacitatedflux
@capacitatedflux 2 жыл бұрын
3:40 and then a year later we got the Sims stream. What a timeline.
@Lagomorph27
@Lagomorph27 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma can make literally any game entertaining to watch.
@IAmCaligvla
@IAmCaligvla 3 жыл бұрын
This entire stream was just Jerma laughing at the game's bad physics.
@zacharyjune7510
@zacharyjune7510 5 жыл бұрын
These videos are great, thank you m8 you struck the perfect formula***
@payaori7809
@payaori7809 4 жыл бұрын
Your pickaxe breaking in minecraft 14:24
@lordmictian6951
@lordmictian6951 3 жыл бұрын
24:56 art imitates life
@niicciiss
@niicciiss 5 жыл бұрын
My stomach fucking hurts
@meleeludens
@meleeludens 2 жыл бұрын
28:42 SONIC FRONTIERS
@LupusInCaligo
@LupusInCaligo 5 жыл бұрын
god this vidoe was fucking perfection i almost couldnt take it, the tiger falling out of the tree and ragdolling onto the guests,,, the roach ranch with a roach enclosure for 1 roach each,,,,, the FUCKING tv static tower monkeys fixing their tv reception,god .......... the roach protester.... the lion clipping through the entire enclosure while climbing like a youtube poop............ FUCK
@HobbesandCalvinFan
@HobbesandCalvinFan 5 жыл бұрын
Jerma building that freaking lemur tower was great.
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 8 ай бұрын
Hearing Jerma's pure amazement at how giraffes sleep is really sweet. But my reaction was the same lmao
@vinko1337
@vinko1337 5 жыл бұрын
ur channel is great man, i dont know how long it takes you to make these but i just want to let you know i appreciate it! :D
@oreganopotatohead8901
@oreganopotatohead8901 5 жыл бұрын
more Jerma love you thanks
@mythcat1273
@mythcat1273 6 ай бұрын
The best thing about the big zoo is that all the cockroaches are BURROWING cockroaches, so you probably wouldnt be able to see ANY of them because they would be in their burrows😭😭
@regularspecial1
@regularspecial1 Жыл бұрын
its so dumb that they ragdoll
@shadowsnake94
@shadowsnake94 4 жыл бұрын
narrowly avoided a Harambe situation at 25:10
@cirojacubowicz7801
@cirojacubowicz7801 Жыл бұрын
I've never laughed so hard at a jerma video.
@CUTTS_23
@CUTTS_23 5 жыл бұрын
Never stop making these
@involith
@involith 5 жыл бұрын
thr fucking tortoise is gonna end me,
@involith
@involith 5 жыл бұрын
ah. peaceful. big stretch. *is shot with a tranquilizer*
@mythcat1273
@mythcat1273 6 ай бұрын
-buys carnivore -has to feed carnivore meat -"why are tigers so fucked up??"
@MrOrcaCat
@MrOrcaCat 4 жыл бұрын
27:07 cover yourself in oil
@PsychoBenches
@PsychoBenches 3 жыл бұрын
step 2: le rain step 3: fly out of the zoo
@CallingSkoot
@CallingSkoot 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma’s warthogs sneezing on everybody was what really caused the virus
@NocteAeternus
@NocteAeternus 5 ай бұрын
24:59 I can't believe nobody made a Harambe joke
@jimmybean420
@jimmybean420 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma makes Harambe 2
@dragnoft619
@dragnoft619 4 жыл бұрын
jerma is my favorite since yesterday
@Staralium
@Staralium 26 күн бұрын
6:23 I laughed so much
@leonairm
@leonairm 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this high and drunk is really something
@pheffernoose1
@pheffernoose1 5 жыл бұрын
Could you add (Fan-Edit) to your video titles? I have looked for Jerma fan edits like this before, but I couldn't find them. I only found this one cause it was recommended to me. Great content btw
@drknflx
@drknflx 3 жыл бұрын
better tv reception 😭
@nevertrustgoogle
@nevertrustgoogle 5 жыл бұрын
5:34 hey i've seen this movie
@nevertrustgoogle
@nevertrustgoogle 5 жыл бұрын
i mean cartoon
@harry9766
@harry9766 4 жыл бұрын
23:02 isn’t this what happened to harambe
@DcIxvi
@DcIxvi 5 жыл бұрын
you seriously spoil us... its so hard to watch the full VODs when I knowI can just wait for the Golden_Winged version LOL
@TheOneAndOnlyZeno
@TheOneAndOnlyZeno 5 жыл бұрын
7:29 6:22
@1bashidoblade
@1bashidoblade 5 жыл бұрын
is this the guy that named his dog masamune on stream
@senopheria
@senopheria 5 жыл бұрын
Matt Damon and Jerma buy a zoo
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