Jerma Reads AI-Generated Stories

Six Flags is the best amusement park!
An edit of Jerma985's stream where he reads text generated from this:
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I died laughing watching the stream, so hope you enjoy.
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[@silentdebugger]

"How old is your son?" "Oh, somewhere between 7 and 15"

[@MrCrasherdog]

The thing is, I don't think it would have been too ridiculous of a statement if the age range wasn't so wide like 7-8... Like how do you have an 8 year gap when trying to predict your son's age!?

[@ryanh5823]

Eh, right in the middle

[@megastoejoe]

severe brain injury?

[@psychopianist630]

Plot twist: _He really is that old_

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

Do you understand how _little_ that narrows it down?

[@philiphanhurst2655]

Local streamer writes an anime, a porno, and an article defending abusive people.

[@anactualspider4693]

Dont forget the race rant.

[@boomdini9744]

Nicholas Stanley eh could’ve been less racist and less racist

[@lunardogs2416]

plot twist: theyre all the same piece of media

[@LikeADamnFIDDLE]

And tax of the tom raiders

[@psychopianist630]

He also creates a video game, _now with GameDogs_

[@shingshongshamalama]

Human: "haha boogers" AI: *writes Korra fanfiction*

[@supercool1312]

shingshongshamalama wtf is Korra

[@shingshongshamalama]

@@supercool1312 Legend of Korra

[@MSF_Soldier_Alligator]

sonicj Polygon Avatar but bad

[@rowan4327]

Aspiring Marauder wtf person replies to their son’s comment on KZbin? Wth?

[@FayeHunter]

@@MSF_Soldier_Alligator oof

[@un-capital3666]

"You're an awful person, you invited me to a standing ovation even though I never walked."

[@petepeterson5917]

"You just wanted to make fun of me"

[@JayTohab]

Raw line, tbh

[@Knapperoni]

This is definitely something a final boss would say

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

Rubbing salt in the wound, it's not _his_ fault he was born without legs.

[@toxic_shr00m]

Scary how poetic this line is.

[@PanzerMan332]

Remember when Goku went Super Saiyan 3 and he ended the transformation by saying *RAW PASTE DATA*

[@justjohnsmith2567]

The only true hero in this world

[@rcmastergamer1800]

In an alternative universe, Goku has SSJ3 early and Frieza is named Raw Paste Data

[@Mindcreat0r]

Weird choice by Akira Toriyama but a welcome change of pace

[@CalvinMcMurray]

"Most abusers have good intentions" - Jerma

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

It's actually "most ab-"

[@aneasteregg8171]

"You won't be able to keep your pants on forever."

[@Romanticoutlaw]

"I don't know if this is real" "Joaquin Phoenix played Dr. Phil"

[@crazyluigi6664]

I would imagine how he'd perform Dr. Phil while the new Joker is on Dr. Phil's show, just to complete that cycle...

[@Cybersharky_]

@@crazyluigi6664 degenerate

[@hoticeparty]

@@Cybersharky_ wowegyncool

[@andrewramlall3560]

Me trying to remember who plays Dr. Phil on Dr. Phil

[@lesigh3410]

@@andrewramlall3560 Dr. Phil

[@ninjabunny9526]

I like how the DBZ dialogue just devolved into Fire Emblem Fates fanfic

[@zenorockbell3023]

Lol

[@hissingfaunaa]

... link me

[@JeanMarceaux]

And it's before Most Wanted speedrunner Kuru makes an appearance

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

That wasn’t an actual dbz quote tho

[@coldramentpm1013]

that fuckin game

[@flopgopple]

I like to watch this video while I'm crying.

[@JayTohab]

Relatable.

[@hopefullyhelping6664]

This video makes me cry.

[@isaacdanoob2434]

i like to watch this while eating meatghetti and spagballs

[@bananak.37]

i just did that

[@spintowin8971]

You're kind of a sadist with KZbin videos

[@spinosaurus2001]

Tale of the Tomb Raider Tales of the Tomb Raider Tales from the Tomb Raider Tales of the Tombs Raider

[@danteezy945]

Tale of the Tomb Raiders

[@Temarley16]

Takes of the tombs raiders

[@Mattquaza]

Take of the Tombs Raider

[@Roanan.]

Book of the Tome Raider

[@tahutoa]

Talk from Tom Rainer

[@lockerbuddy2039]

I love that the Six Flags story just went "SIX FLAGS IS THE BEST AMUSEMENT PARK! We drove around in the parking lot for a few days and never found a spot. And then we did but Six Flags was closed."

[@shoco462]

RAW Paste Data

[@Maxgamer-fd7hv]

@xs3bx sex noises

[@calebsherman886]

Ahaaaahahahahahaaa ahaaàaaaaaahahahaaahahahahhahaa ahahahahahaha HAAAA hahahahha

[@notnoobyatgames3285]

No only C O O K E D Paste Data Stinky

[@minerturtle4550]

i eat boogers haha here's some legend of korra smut

[@alchemispark7751]

"the tomb raider title is being developed by a group of team members" that was the hardest i laughed at anything in the last month

[@lockerbuddy2039]

I love that it implies the TITLE is the only thing being worked on. For some reason, they just cannot choose between Tale of the Tomb Raider and Tales of the Tomb Raider.

[@nat298]

Not only can they not choose, but they are so unable to choose that they've decided to release it under the name "Tales of the Tomb Raider" in Australia and then change it to "Tale of the Tomb Raider" for its release in the US. The idea of making such a trivial and confusing adjustment to the title of a video game between launch in two different regions is what makes it so stupidly funny

[@ValeBridges]

​@@nat298a real "sorcerer's stone" moment

[@AuroraIceFlame]

“I eat boogers haha” AI: UM IDK KORRA X ASAMI FANFIC?

[@vrak24]

Lmao

[@haniffaris8917]

the AI knows a booger when it saw one.

[@vogelvogeltje]

Umm idk, my bff Jill?

[@Xendt]

Declaring in words: "This is where I will go on a rant" is my favorite transition of all time.

[@MrMario4president]

I typed "according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly" into this website and it started verbatim printing the bee movie script, including the "Ooming" typo.

[@GlaceonStudios]

Same thing happened with "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe." Except at one point it said, "Yoda, Star Wars: A New Hope".

[@rcmastergamer1800]

Yeah, pretty sure it just find the closest match sentence wise and then fills the rest out by an article that used something which is why half the outputs are articles

[@c0zmozys]

@@rcmastergamer1800 straight up i typed in gibberish and what came out? fuckin- *_scientific article with a couple bits of gibberish_* and another one with the same bit of gibberish was just "kjdkswajd sjjdasnadjs" "it was love at first sight."

[@OdaSwifteye]

@@c0zmozys Ai: What is this human talking about? I better tell it something so I sound human!

[@elliot_rat]

it's not just the ooming, EVERY capital c in the copypasta is replaced with a capital o

[@RyansGamerShack]

The truly saddest part of this is that I will never be able to watch the tomb raider part for the first time again

[@razburry8001]

"The ride includes the ride itself" "Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes"

[@MrThebronymaster]

Jerma predicted Super Monkey Ball coming to PC wtf

[@expendableindigo9639]

As a Nick Robinson viewer this was weird.

[@stalematesteven7251]

@@expendableindigo9639 ok, I'll bite. Who is nick robinson?

[@expendableindigo9639]

@@stalematesteven7251 KZbinr who was the first to announce that a new Super Monkey Ball game with the classic style was in production. Makes a lot of nostalgic gaming research videos that I enjoy. However, he’s also known because back in 2017 he used to be a journalist at Polygon but got fired for sending uncomfortable texts/DMs to several women, he’s apologized but a lot of people still hate him for it.

[@stalematesteven7251]

@@expendableindigo9639 😀Ok, I'll bite...What's a "KZbinr?" Kidding. Thanks for that unexpected amount of info. I'll check him out! I'm in the market for new content.

[@mrwheatthins2413]

Nice video, but it could've been less racist and less racist

[@fortuys7754]

This is where I will go on a *rant.*

[@SoulPriest]

That said, there has always been racism in this world.

[@Jhon47807]

However, reading a book or a watching sports show you realize that there are some aspects and things that are because everyone is different.

[@lazur188]

"that black guy (as if he's a person)"

[@sociallyinadequate8598]

I think it need to be more racist

[@goldenrotate]

the six flags bit is golden but i like how in the last one the ticket price changes every paragraph

[@brushstroke6806]

I just visited this website, and I got this: *Jeremy Harrington, also known as Jerma985, woke up, and saw that it was* a time-traveling version of himself, who had come back after Christmas. The character quickly explained that he'd known something bad would happen to him, so he'd stopped being the good self and started being the bad self, and gone from there. "The worst part is that, in some ways, it's easier than you would imagine," he said. "In my mind, my life is fine, with my daughter and everything. But you don't know when you're

[@andrewramlall3560]

He was killed before he could reveal the truth

[@NonExistingName]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU'RE WHAT

[@slvaltva1392]

​@@NonExistingName you are

[@ferc_aal]

Whats the name of the website??

[@stonks3507]

@@ferc_aal Talk to Transformer

[@nightzzmixx]

Sonic Lost World tends to have that effect on people.

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

I think they were already crying and then they started playing Sonic Lost World? Maybe I misread it.

[@mori2037]

I like how the ai implicitly called lost world a mario galaxy ripoff by calling it a mario game

[@nicksterpick]

@@mori2037 it knew

[@MashieMutt]

I miss when AIs were like this

[@megadizzy9320]

same

[@elusive-osmium]

Same

[@flameguy3416]

This transformer is still available. Its called inferkit

[@dittomorph]

Tech people upgraded it way too fast

[@PinnePon]

Yeah

[@bearman_1826]

If properly prompted, Talk to Transformer can write entire SCP's, containment procedure and all.

[@knightogourd]

do tell us how good sir

[@bearman_1826]

@@knightogourd Here's an example prompt. SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Containment Procedure:

[@chimpmoment130]

What if talk to transformer is an scp but it goes unnoticed because it seems completely normal?

[@bearman_1826]

@@chimpmoment130 What if SCPs are natural, and everything else is an anomaly?

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

@@bearman_1826 what if we live in one

[@argonenergymovies6085]

I was laughing so hard at “all the giant bats” I couldn’t breathe

[@christiancinnabars1402]

5:50 I never actually heard the full Rat Movie song. Good to see he sang it again on this stream so I could catch it.

[@giruppy]

Now with GameDogs

[@СемёнМуратов-о4б]

Nvidia GameDogs™

[@hanthonyc]

I still think its comedic gold that this AI defaults to smutty fanfiction of fictional characters because of how many fuckheads like us messed with it.

[@OfficialMilk]

I also think it’s because apparently companies like OpenAI train AI on fanfic as it’s an easy way for them to get copyright free human written text to train ai on

[@flameguy3416]

​@@OfficialMilkOpenAI uses many copyrighted materials like books

[@ihatetrollingGaming]

15:52 Joaquin with Dinosaurs

[@toastedghost8971]

14:04 SportsCenter but everyone's coffee has been laced with LSD

[@doodguytheblank2403]

It’s literally just vinny corrupted John madden

[@emmetthatcher9583]

All the giant bats. (That make all of the rules.)

[@dekuscrub9583]

I love how the booger eating prompt immediately spat out legend of Korra fanfic

[@justad00d76]

i laughed until i choked when the six flags music came up while he corpsed his delivery, i'm still shaking with little laughing fits while typing this, jesus, i need water

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

I love that within the first few minutes we already have Legend of Korra smut and the "races shouldn't exist" brand of racism

[@bigboydancannon4325]

Everything is racist

[@SantaFishes101]

it's not that they shouldn't exist, it's that they DON'T exist. people have different cultures and different appearances, but we are all human beings. the only thing that separates us is racism itself, which is the only reason why race matters at all, which is horribly sad. but anyways yeah the legend of korra thing was hilarious lol

[@Straga_Severa]

@@SantaFishes101 The fact that you cannot tell when red becomes yellow, because it's a spectrum, does not mean red and yellow does not exist. We cannot say that red is better or worse than yellow, but we can certainly say they exist.

[@Kerithanos]

*Certain* races shouldn't exist, that's for sure. We're fast approaching the point when Weimerica will have its 1933, and this time there won't be a golem across the ocean to prevent justice from being done.

[@guyofwarwick]

@@Kerithanos based

[@Iron_Stigmata]

I've never understood the whole thing about laughing so hard you almost throw up, but that list of Six Flags attractions definitely made me understand 😭😭😭

[@lockerbuddy2039]

The "Inn of Dreams" one did it for me. I couldn't take it after the guy said "I LOVED this ride, it is the best ride that's under construction". Same to the guy who basically went "I love Six Flags. We spent 5 days looking for parking and I got my car stolen :D"

[@c0zmozys]

for me it was a completely different video, it was 4 am and i was watching a "best worst fanfiction line" and the comments combined with the video in the bg almost killed me, i was _dying_

[@TheMapleTyger]

Even after three years, the part where the name of the new Tomb Raider game keeps switching between "Tales from the Tomb Raider" and "Tale from the Tomb Raider" kills me. I love the sound of that name

[@Tuxfanturnip]

Okay, I am actually crying laughing at 21:20. I can't fucking breathe and my abs are going to be sore tomorrow morning. I haven't laughed this hard in literal *years.* Holy fucking shit.

[@UltimateTheZekrom]

I died at 'Dante's trip to Six Flags' lmao

[@Droohie]

you won't be able to keep your pants on forever

[@theJ1M1]

2:02 sent me into an absolute laughing fit

[@mamaweegee123]

The worlds biggest monkey rides is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[@uncledaisy]

More like Joaquin with Dinosaurs

[@JoshShuman]

I love the idea of a game company debating Tales from the Tomb Raider vs. Tale from the Tomb Raider. CEO: "OK guys, we've got the title figured out, but we're going to make it plural for our Australian buyers." Employee: "Wait, why would we do-" CEO: "Don't ask questions, TALES from the Tomb Raider for Australia only!!"

[@RavenDumpster]

I know a guy who uses words he doesn't understand in order to sound smart, and goes on the longest possible tangent when you bring up any topic at all, so it's just like having a human talk to transformer in your discord chat

[@Mamenber]

I tried to feed it a list of rides at 21:20 and the results were: The Great Wall of China The Three Kings King Kong The World's Biggest Monkey Rides All the Giant Bats in the World (Without Pity) All the Giant Animals in the World (Without Pity) Back to the Future 2 Butt Envy Can Goofy Play Kissing Game with a Lady with Legs for a Head? Can the Mickey Mouse Get a Gun? Can You Make Yourself Lose Weight by Driving? Can You Lose Weight by Going in the Water? Can You Lose Weight by Being Hungry? Can You Lose Weight by Drinking Beer? Can You Lose Weight by Drinking Wine? Can You Lose Weight by Eating Alligator? Can You Lose Weight by Eating an Elephant

[@Rianoria]

I was like " ooh I'll listen to this while I fall asleep it's been a while " I proceeded to laugh 20 minutes straight with tears all over, I didn't know how much I needed a good laugh... thank you thank you

[@cadoized]

'the worlds biggest monkey rides' always gets me for some reason

[@slip4510]

Finally a tutorial on how to use metal jerma in a competitive deck

[@wortelllll]

I just did this a couple times, always starting with the same sentence. Here they are: 1. I didn't love my boyfriend but did lose my virginity to him 2. When I turned 18, a chemical reaction in my body caused me to turn into a man and I was fine with it 3. I turned into a werewolf 4. A dragon killed my family and I became not a wereWOLF but a wereLYNX! 5. I met the Rock and he's really nice 6. I met God in an animal shelter 7. Apparently I killed my whole family 8. I became a mermaid and wanted to show my father All these started with: 'I was just a normal girl, but then something incredible happened:'

[@kai_fatallysapphic]

This just sounds like a list of those shitty youtube animation story titles made by content farms

[@Nugcon]

or overly specific and long Anime titles

[@paulinebunag4875]

All in one day?

[@ThisBoiDraws]

“I met God in an animal shelter” is a sick album name

[@c0zmozys]

second one is just transgender /j

[@RafaelSouza-pr4gs]

half the reason the six flags bit is so good is the vengaboys playing in the background, it makes it all so much more bizarre

[@Theshabadaman]

I need to see an animated version of The Machine Wars, brought to you by GameDogs™

[@b1nary_f1nary]

The one about crying while playing mario was wild

[@Tuxfanturnip]

1:20 oooooookay, this thing has been reading the wrong tags on AO3

[@elliot_rat]

there are no right tags on ao3

[@Tuxfanturnip]

@@elliot_rat F/F, Catboys and Catgirls, Original Character/Original Character, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

[@soxnics]

23:13 i wasnt looking at the screen so i thought he read a chat message and started making those sounds on his own

[@AgentDarkBooty]

I don't know what it is but as soon as he gets to the six flags part I cannot stop crying from laughter. As soon as the old guy mentions his song is 7-15 I lose it

[@BierBart12]

I think I almost vomited out my stomach from laughter

[@solsosoup900]

More often than not I feel physical pain from laughter when watching jerma, especially his older content.

[@handsnanitizer]

i lose my mind at the three kings

[@patata6868]

@@handsnanitizer I like it because it's SO ominous like "Oh yes my favorite ride THE THREE KINGS"

[@vamppanic]

the great wall of china nearly made me vomit from laughing

[@DeSaxofoonVanPeter]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... it's.. RAW Paste Data SSJ3!!

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

AKA Sly Marbo

[@Luna-fz1gb]

Takes Of the Tomb Raider is actually a mobile spin off game, where you have to manage lara croft’s twitter account and do damage control while she rants about how right it is to desecrate ancient sealed religious sites and taking home the hidden treasures therein

[@BarginsGalore]

3 minutes in and there’s already erotic Korra fanfic, domestic abuse, racism, and magic the gathering. Oh boy this video is something

[@McSandwich121]

Oh man I seriously haven't laughed this hard at a KZbin video in a long time. I was cracking the hell up dude. Man I really need to watch Jerma more.

[@memyselfandtumblr]

the list of rides at 6 flags makes me cry laughing every single time without fail

[@brightblackhole2442]

the scrolling down at 6:32 had me dying

[@ReunionMana]

"all the giant bats" fucking hell i cried so hard when that hit me

[@petruciosxd1374]

Talk to Transformer: Tales from the Tomb Raider Jerma: Takes of the Tombs Raider

[@shrimp.trap3]

the sad story story got me I still have tears on my face

[@bardofvoid174]

I'm c r y i n g the sound at around 5:39 is perfectly timed

[@Stereo6400]

Jerma: “I eat boogers” Computer: Ah yes, *_korrasami_*

[@oscarpelly7455]

I like to think all of these stories are 100% real in a nearby parallel universe

[@BS34BY]

9:45 is just golden. Lmfao

[@bastardobasado]

i love how in 1:38 he just started speaking like a hl1 scientist

[@MrYogurtGuy]

What a wonderful thing this is: A new technology has allowed a half-human, half-machine to read AI-generated stories. During their evolutionary years, the human brain seems to have come to instinctively know how stories can be told and at the same time learn to understand the limitations of that system. It's this blending of the two types of brain. And the machine reads the human in a way that both understands and is equally passionate about what the human writer is putting out.

[@thefischdeo]

I've watched this about twenty times now but the War of the Machines bit still has me crying of laughter.

[@SunsetCompass]

7:34 So uh, we just turned into Fire Emblem Birthright, huh

[@zulimations]

love how jerma does hiss best all might and deku impression around 7:00

[@DylanBelievesInTheNet]

Ah yes, the classic racist Jerma streams.

[@HermanManly]

"My father was fairly wealthy..."

[@lividlarry1026]

I love to watch this from time to time. I’m not even a Jerma viewer, but damn, that video is hilarious. Haven’t laughed that hard in a good while. Didn’t even know I made some of the sounds I did.

[@EmperorSigismund]

So what I'm getting from this is that the best part about Six Flags is the parking lot experience?

[@GlaceonStudios]

And The World's Biggest Monkey Rides.

[@jafunk6079]

6:10 the AI described byeah in depth

[@jjju3]

14:42 this sounds like a chapter in football 17776.

[@awkward9454]

This is where i will go on a rant. this is where i will go on a rant.

[@sarkast1k]

somehow whenever jerma is mentioned the ai always finds a way to turn it into something about racism lmao

[@Punkini]

I mean to be fair he could be less racist and less racist

[@Gallium_AA]

@@Punkini this is where I will go on a rant

[@Hackcam]

I'm from New Jersey and I can confirm that the real meat of Six Flags is just parking lots and rides under construction.

[@transformer-3471]

What an extremely racist show this is. You simply can't comprehend the existential nature of questions asked by A.I.

[@justjohnsmith2567]

Joaquin Phoenix. Not to be mistaken for walking pheonix

[@Hwyadylaw]

The show could have been less racist and less racist.

[@lainawesome]

This was one of the first jerma clips i watched and it still is super fucking funny, how can a video be this funny lmao. Like if after a year this still makes me cry every time

[@DevBunnyx0]

We need to get him to read some fanfic.

[@conk444]

I used AI to write this story: Rude Mark Scoznurber A Short Story by C. Lawrence Goington Mark Scoznurber had always loved backward Chicago with its defiant, delightful Dancers. It was a place where he felt angry. He was a rude, cowardly, whiskey drinker with greasy elbows and dirty eyes. His friends saw him as a mangled, manly monster. Once, he had even rescued a quick puppy from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was. Mark walked over to the window and reflected on his deprived surroundings. The moon shone like laughing bears. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Daniel Wishmonger. Daniel was a stupid coward with moist elbows and hairy eyes. Mark gulped. He was not prepared for Daniel. As Mark stepped outside and Daniel came closer, he could see the nutty glint in his eye. "I am here because I want your life," Daniel bellowed, in an arrogant tone. He slammed his fist against Mark's chest, with the force of 404 Rats. "I frigging hate you, Mark Scoznurber." Mark looked back, even more cross and still fingering the weathered blade. "Daniel, cram it," he replied. They looked at each other with unstable feelings, like two brainy, black badgers Boating at a very deranged disco, which had Swing music playing in the background and two brutal uncles cooking to the beat. Mark studied Daniel's moist elbows and hairy eyes. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I won't give you anything," he explained, in pitying tones. Daniel looked stressed, his body raw like a soft, stupid sandwich. Mark could actually hear Daniel's body shatter into 9432 pieces. Then the stupid coward hurried away into the distance. Not even a glass of whiskey would calm Mark's nerves tonight. THE END

[@nich3897]

Oh my God the world's biggest monkey rides is killing me send help

[@joytra4613]

The whole tomb raider part I'm cryin

[@EpikHighOne]

This is my favourite video ever!!! I always come back to watch it when I'm feeling down!!

[@christiancinnabars1402]

...Both are not really true at all. Most ab- *Jerma.exe has stopped working*

[@logans.7932]

Oh you eat boogers? Here’s a Legend of Korra porn fanfic.

[@reddude3816]

5:50 Holy shit I laughed so fucking hard that it made my eyes hurt.

[@daftpups]

i always come back to this video when im having a bad time, the rollecoaster bit always makes me laugh even when im depressed, gotta love it

[@BallinBubblegum]

This is seriously one of the funniest videos ever made

[@Retrotard]

i've probably only laughed this hard 5 times before

[@bessithor1571]

16:06 "Joaquin" with Dinosaurs. Either that's the AI being supremely clever or I am right now.