Goldeneye Valentine Zukovsky

Bond Meets an Old KGB Adversary

[@DiePersoonNiet]

Rest in peace, mr. Coltrane. This was, is and forever will be, a brilliant scene.

[@tkong6465]

I always saw him as valentine not Hagrid

[@TheCormTube]

"Tell him Dimitri..." "Erm well it depends.." "SILENCE!!"

[@shazam2128]

Yes, I love this scene!

[@michaellam2508]

Loved his performance in the deleted scene too! He will be greatly missed.

[@djmani5113]

Yes indeed, he is a true legend💯

[@samalvey8168]

"Tell him, Dimitri! SILENCE!" I still can't believe he's gone. Rest in peace, Robbie Coltrane.

[@scottwarren4998]

Hagrid?

[@FAT8893]

​@@scottwarren4998Yes, that Hagrid.

[@shawnchi]

"TELL HIM DIMITRY" "Uh, well it depends-" "SIIILENCEEE!!"

[@pianoman9421]

Pretty much my favorite gag in any movie.

[@Joe_Parmesan]

My brothers kept saying "tell him, Dmitry". I forgot it was from this movie

[@malyk_3844]

I literally found this clip for those exact lines

[@carminemurphy1275]

Ireena ! take a hike ! Now that is really funny.... 😳

[@baseldroid]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mphlohi]

Rest well in heaven Robbie Coltrane. Valentin Zukovsky was a superb James Bond character, funny and intimidating.

[@carminemurray6624]

Also Q is gone, Rest in Peace 🪦

[@MrImastinker]

"Tell him, Dmitri! ... SILENCE!"

[@RoyanGreenwood23]

But it depends XD

[@ReconstructedYankee1882]

@@RoyanGreenwood23 SILENCE

[@billytruong8917]

1:52

[@1982cherrydrops]

Came straight to watch this RIP Robbie. You were brilliant x Goldeneye is one of my favourite ever movies x

[@callawolf531]

I came to watch this for the same exact reason! I always of Robbie as Zukovsky!

[@Doommaster1994]

RIP Robbie Coltrane. Thank you for your performances, especially this and The World Is Not Enough!

[@metaknight4230]

‘Shaken but not Stirred’ only Robbie Coltrane can say it that funny. RIP Legend.

[@TheJokerx420]

Lmfao how his guys all start laughing in Bonds face

[@Templar-w9j]

@TheJokerx420 I don't know why but when they start laughing I always start laughing

[@samchezthomasino2331]

Maybe you don’t believe me, but when my mum got married in Manchester 1995 the same year as Goldeneye, he lent my mum his limo for their wedding for the kids to ride in, we aren’t some high flyers just a normal family but luckily my mums friend worked in that industry and knew him. I was 12 years old and he had been told I was a huge fan of Goldeneye and Cracker. In the car, it had a note in their addressed to me saying “ Hi Sam, enjoy the limo, snacks and fizzy drinks in the cooler and I don’t think your mum would be too happy if you cracked the champagne in their but enjoy the ride !” What and awesome man! LEGEND R.I.P

[@dzabageo]

Incredible. Thanks for sharing.

[@carminemurray6624]

I drank Champagne 🍾 first at age 10, it was a French Brut Champagne🍾 it cost about £ 200 Piper Heidsieck Cuvée Premium Champagne (France)

[@sashaking1115]

Wow!!

[@anonymouse4073]

I totally believe you. Sounds very much like something he'd do. Absolute legend.

[@arthurr739]

Such an underrated Bond character. Sucks he was only in two films I was hoping he'd become the Russian Felix.

[@ChrisBabez]

He did more than two bond films.

[@Kharaeiri]

Think he meant Zukovsky

[@StargazerNorth1]

Apparently there’s a deleted scene in ‘The World is Not Enough’ in which it’s revealed that Valentin is alive and well, so he could feasibly return to the franchise.

[@aidanweston1286]

StargazerNorth1 The Craig era is a reboot man lol.

[@StargazerNorth1]

Aidan Weston I’m well aware of that, cheers. You might have missed the small matter of the same actress playing M from Goldeneye all the way through to Skyfall.

[@limpet7r63]

RIP Robbie Coltrane. Thought this was his best role. Brilliant actor!

[@LPJack02]

RIP Robbie Coltrane (March 30, 1950 - October 14, 2022), age 72 You will be remembered as a legend.

[@DisasterMaster3K]

A legend in his own mind

[@EA_Boniface]

🌹🌹🌹🌹

[@Jibriltz]

Goldeneye is a great film and Zhukosky is a brilliant character, he is the image that comes to mind if you think Russian gangster, that gait, temper, casual drinking, even his laugh - Robbie Coltrane nailed it.

[@tomtrinchera8405]

Yup, only Robbie could've pulled this guy off. A great humorous bit.

[@MScorpioM]

He's actually Scottish. But he played a Russian mob boss perfectly. Such a multi-faceted actor.

[@poppysgtspanky]

Rip Robbie Coltrane!

[@markdurl8341]

SILENCE!

[@DavidRodriguez-mp9nh]

This is one of the best scenes in a Bond film. It has humor, grit, violent intent, and builds the story of the dark world relationship between Bond and his adversaries. Gives us a feel for the small circles the agents of the world run in and out of. It also reveals the ties that bind the profession.

[@jaycee330]

The finest acting Minnie Driver has done, I would say.

[@MaximilianoAedo]

Valentin Zukovsky is the most underrated character ever played by Robbie Coltrane. It's really sad that he's gone. R.I.P. Robbie Coltrane (1950 - 2022)

[@rinraiden]

Funny how Bond giving Valentin his limp, and thus the need for a cane, ended up saving Bond's life in the third film.

[@Mazryonh]

I think it was just the writers having fun. Cane guns have been around for a long time, but nothing said he had to have one for a cane.

[@stanleygoering4856]

They should have given him a magical umbrella!!

[@mushroomhead3619]

Yer a wizard, James

[@BenJabituya]

He said “I gave him the scar,” in the video game remake. Zukovsky’s Club was In Spain. The game was altered from this movie.

[@fionnbarrcasey5247]

@@stanleygoering4856 so a russian version of Mary Poppins or batman’s The Penguin?

[@donmenza147]

Minnie Driver!!! "Irina, take a hike!" Priceless!

[@ImmortalfireTheMod]

GoldenEye is still one of the better 007 movies, having Robbie Coltrane in the mix is definitely a plus.

[@largol33t1]

He's one of the reasons this is among my 3 favorite Bond films. If you have Coltrane and Pierce Brosnan in a Bond film, how can you go wrong?

[@thomascarr7856]

Hands down🙌💯

[@TomSeliman99]

and bownhe died. RIP

[@jamesmarshall1520]

@@largol33t1 I can think of 1 way, their isn't a scene early on where Bond is visiting Felix to see how he's coping with the death of his wife that happened on their/Felix and his wife, wedding day

[@BigBrotherMateyka]

*"Yer a wizard, James!"*

[@michaelleeray7436]

- Who's strangling the cat? - Strangling a cat? *Looks at the scene and fires his gun in the couch*. - It's Irina. My mistress. - Very talented girl. - Irina! Take a hike! My favourite in Goldeneye. Bond tells him she is singing awful and he literally agrees before telling her to shut up.

[@adamtherock2008]

Came hear immediately after hearing the news. RIP Robbie Coltrane Portrayed an extremely memorable character in a film full of extremely memorable characters.

[@MScorpioM]

Pierce Brosnan was the most suave, sophisticated 007 ever. His acting, dialogue delivery, facial expressions all fit the personality of a British secret agent perfectly. The only actor who trumps him in that role is Sean Connery, but even he was a bit brute at times. Brosnan was as smooth as they come.

[@swordsmanoftime3001]

What about Roger Moore's 007?

[@monikag1323]

@@swordsmanoftime3001 moore was good but when Pierce Brosnan became 007 he was the perfect choice! Goldeneye is one of my favorite movies! My ex husband and i were on vacation in London when that movie was out, the 4th time we were there, and didn't have anything to do one evening so i suggested we go see Goldeneye. It was my first time in a non-American movie theater and i was impressed there were assigned seats! No tripping over people or trying to find seats in the dark!

[@jjramos46]

Brosnan > Connery

[@Kruppt808]

Brosnan was a perfect late 90s early 2000s James Bond. Sean Connery was perfect early on to get the franchise going. Moore was meh but some of the movies he was in were good so he was passable. Living Daylights actor was pretty good. Never saw Craig in the new ones, he always looked like a proper villain.

[@kababyenoh]

He and any other Bond fared better than that blond-haired chimp that is Daniel Craig.

[@WhyHelloJill]

RIP Robbie you absolute legend. This was one of your best roles and whenever I hear "SILENCE", I'll think of you 🙏

[@yellowpsychopath]

0:33 the most painful torture scene in any Bond film, more so than the ball smack in Casino Royale.

[@TooCooFoYou]

Welcome to Russia.

[@AColonDashSix]

I don't know casino royale was pretty long.

[@Firemarioflower]

+AColonDashSix Because it was a shit movie.

[@TheMarianoDelgado]

@@Firemarioflower you idiot, one of the best Bond films

[@Deadmancrawler]

My ears r bleeding hahaha

[@unclemikey2004]

Tell him Dimitri SILENCE!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Kacchi90]

Valentine - My Knee aches me every single day, twice as bad in the winter do u know how long winter is in this country? Tell Dimitri Dimitri - well it depends on Valentine - SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololol rofl

[@Godfather9814]

That always gets me 😂 that plus when James asked “who’s strangling a cat?” And valentine looks around not knowing what he means until he finds out it’s James talking shit about the singer 😂

[@Kacchi90]

@@Godfather9814 lol yup the singer was also his wife at that time in the movie

[@theseageek]

You gotta love James’ face before he said “very talented girl;” it’s literally the face of having to lie to stay alive...

[@Piffhefner]

He says "then tell her to go" lol

[@Slechy_Lesh]

@Adam Kidd You are wrong. Stop saying wrong things on the internet!!

[@carminemurphy1275]

@@Slechy_Lesh And break tradition ?

[@BestWayKilla]

Zukovsky was an awesome character. It was cool how there was an acknowledgement of the Cold War origins of Bond in the form of a rival agent from the other side of the Iron Curtain. Because he served his own nation, it seemed like he was presented as being more honorable and civilized than the more insidious enemies Bond faced off against, who held no loyalty towards anything other than themselves. You can also see the duality in him, though, when he talks about the Cossacks, where he acknowledges they were massacred brutally, but still holds that they deserved it. Robbie Coltrane did a great job in the role.

[@DoctorDodge]

Well put. It’s quite impressive just how fleshed out he is as a character, considering he has so little screen time in GoldenEye. It’s not surprising they wanted to bring him back in a slightly more substantial role two films later, especially with Coltrane being brilliant in the role.

[@JThom529]

Yeah Valentin is a criminal and a bastard and having a civil conversation with the agent that tried to assassinate him. But for the right info, he’ll give Bond a meeting with Janus where maybe in his mind Bond will be killed and Janus will reward his loyalty. But if Bond survives, it’s no skin off Valentin’s bones so long as they never see eachother again. Till “World is Not Enough”

[@iandhr1]

"So why did you not kill me?" "Call it professional courtesy." "Then I shall extend you the same courtesy." Great exchange.

[@Ferruccio_Guicciardi]

0:47 "Shaken but not stirred" ...hahahaha

[@RoyanGreenwood23]

its Shaken but not disturbed! XD

[@TheJokerx420]

I thought after all these years that I was the only one who thought that was funny when they all laugh and make fun of his drink of choice lmao

[@voodoolove20]

That's my favourite part of the whole movie hahahah

[@jeremyweekes2126]

Shaken is how pussies take it. Shaking causes more friction which melts more of the ice, which in turn waters down the drink.

[@christartist1992]

Had no idea Robbie was a Bond character before he was Hagrid! That is awesome!

[@scottknode898]

He was Valentin in Goldeneye and The World Is Not

[@Johno1992]

@@scottknode898 he was in all Bronsons films bar die another day

[@scottknode898]

@@Johno1992 he was only in Goldeneye and The World is Not Enough two out of four Brosnan films. Robbie wasn’t in Tomorrow Never Dies or Die Another Day

[@philofthesouth6019]

RIP Robbie Coltrane!

[@pedrosanchez-br4br]

RIP ROBBIE COLTRANE - THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THIS AMAZING CHARACTER!

[@Stunlokked]

TELL HIM DIMITRI EH BUT ET DEP- SILENCE

[@njc84]

Haha the best part.

[@ErickTosar]

-"beh beh, well it depends on.." -SILEEEEENCEEEEEEEEEEEE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@AvengedS939]

Who's strangling the cat? Oh Just Sam Smith singing the new Bond theme.

[@danito20]

+AvengedS939 Mordicai and Rigby: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!

[@byronlee8745]

Burn!!

[@danito20]

But seriously, Sam Smith wasn't so bad with the new opening theme.

[@RoyanGreenwood23]

TAKE A HIkE!

[@navylaks2]

It should have been Conchita Wurst

[@jameson32]

He's a really fun character. Wish there was more of him.

[@cloudstrife1983]

R.I.P. Robbie. Had to come back here.

[@11spike7]

Zukovsky is probably my favorite Bond character. Listen to how he says: "I hear the new M is a lady." Priceless!

[@Vath121]

Before he was Hagrid, he was Valentin Zukovsky. “Silence!”

[@yamaha12515]

RIP 😢 at least his knee won’t be aching anymore

[@Aenygma_]

That man also played Hagrid. Unbelievable range.

[@mynameis007100]

I first know him in this movie as Valentine Zukovsky than Hagrid. Still both great characters he played. RIP 🙏

[@BlazetheCat130]

Rest in Peace, Robbie Coltrane.. You were a legend. You will be missed..

[@aspicor]

James bond .. charming sophisticated secret agent .. shaken but not stirred 🤣🤣

[@drpapa26]

Is that Minnie Driver strangling a cat?

[@bobsind]

yes, yes it is. One of my favorite "Before they were famous" bits

[@Euroviking86]

I never realized that was her! Lol, she's so versatile!

[@jenniferschillig3768]

Yeah, and she actually does have a good singing voice. It takes a special kind of talent to deliberately sing badly when you've got a natural talent for singing well. :-)

[@thedestroyer2alltrolls411]

@@Euroviking86 I forgot she was in this film.

[@Romulan2469]

One of the best scenes in the movie in my opinion. Robbie Coltrane is a superb actor.

[@andymartin2469]

STOND BY YOUR MONNNNN!!!

[@misterelom]

Lol I clicked this just for that scene!

[@tomtrinchera8405]

*Microphone squeaks*

[@cggilbycg]

Doode im dying right now

[@MarkSW]

IRINA!! TAKE A HIKE!!

[@Deadmancrawler]

My ears r bleeding hahahaha

[@ohwhatthenoob]

You will be remembered for more than Hagrid, Robbie. RIP

[@TheWWEfanCB]

R.I.P Robbie Coltrane

[@JedEmpleo]

RIP Robbie Coltrane. Always saw you as Valentin, even when you played Hagrid.

[@NighaT1152]

R.I.P Robbie Coltrane!

[@billytruong8917]

0:03 “Walther PPK 7.65 mm only 3 men I know used this gun only I believe killed 2 of them”. Lucky Me

[@phantomrider2.06]

I think not.

[@kenalier]

James Bond: charming, sophisticated secret agent. Shaken, but not stirred. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carminemurphy1275]

9 mm kurtz, Makarov pistolen, So much better than a Walther PPK, Very accurate, a Colt Mustang .380 acp, is also very nice.

[@billytruong8917]

Sig Sauer P228 9×19mm Parabellum

[@deadponic117]

i'm fairly sure new walther that bond got in TND is a Walther P99 which fires a 9mm but i could be wrong.

[@captainmw8885]

"Yer a spy, Harry!" "I'm a what?"

[@Taylor___]

Tell them Dimitri, well it depend…. SILENCE! 😂

[@novemberalpha6023]

*SILENCE* ... Hagrid said calmly

[@raghudevpura2187]

Robbie Coltrane was brilliant as Zukovsky , part funny and part sarcastic , his one liners were superb throughout his tenure , especially in TWISNE. "Where have you been you gold encrusted Buffon" Get me out of here and I will show you what a bumped head feels like" And especially, "The insurance company is never going to believe this" 😂😂😂

[@kingstarscream3807]

RIP Robbie Coltrane. Valentine was a legendary character in GE and TWINE.

[@theopouye2676]

" Who's strangling the cat??!!..." 😆😂🤣

[@Pedrosdanckwardt]

"Tell him Dimitri"

[@jameson32]

+Petter Danckwardt (Dank) Well, it depends-

[@Pedrosdanckwardt]

Silence!

[@Romulan2469]

LMAO!

[@flybeep1661]

Haha, was looking for this.

[@cb9220]

1:35 Zukovsky looks at him completely stunned "Wait... did I hear him correctly... surely I must have misunderstood... no no he really said that" Love it!

[@sashaking1115]

Rest in peace, Robbie. This is one of your best performances!!!

[@tommyt1971]

RIP Mr Coltrane. One of the series' greatest gangsters and Bond allies.

[@bradleysmith9352]

Russian Hagrid

[@bloodyrose1985]

Bradley Smith aw dammit! I was going to say that

[@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp]

well then again the Actor here who did play Valentin would eventually be Hagrid so it makes sense!

[@mushroomhead3619]

Yer a wizard James.

[@HueyBlounts]

Well that is Robbie Coltrane who played Hagrid

[@shouvikghosh8946]

And we have German Lupin, German Lockhart, German Voldemort, German Snape.....!!!

[@duranyt8274]

REST IN PEACE VALENTIN ZUKOVSKY 😭

[@erikbuysbricks1562]

Most people first and maybe only knew him as Hagrid. As for me, I’ll always think of him as Zukovsky first. Sad he’s gone, Rest Easy!

[@nefty018]

Robbie Coltrane Rest In Peace. He did the Russian accent very well. And this was the first movie I saw him in. Also one of my personal favorite James Bond movies.

[@mauroman128]

2:50 Valentin-What has he done to deserve you? Bond-He stole a helicopter Valentin- I have 6 Bond- 3... None that fly! XD!!!!

[@mdunc189]

“Who’s counting”

[@crazyman7671]

"Who's strangling the cat?" Sounds like something Simon Cowell would say 😆

[@finsfan9424]

Rip Robert glad your part of these series just like Harry Potter

[@easfgman4687]

my favorite Bond movie. ( and yeah, its because the N64 video game)

[@rabronin]

RIP Robert Coltrane.

[@trevorbalbini3628]

RIP 🙏 sir I wish I could have met you. Pure genius

[@lordluckylucan]

Tell him, Dimitry! “well, it depends…” LOL

[@Screwcharger85]

RIP . Thanks for the memories

[@MetalHeadJagger]

Rest In Peace Valentine!

[@JohnDoe-et2ek]

Rip Mr Coltrane!

[@pauldawe4418]

R.i.p Robbie

[@HaveanOreshnik]

His Russian accent was pretty cool, was a badass KGB agent

[@enrac]

RIP Robbie Coltrane :(

[@ThomasWilliams89]

RIP Zukovsky.

[@SoyAntonioGaming]

old news. i already killed him many times in Goldeneye 007 video game

[@andrewfoe8543]

RIP Mr Zukovsky, Robbie Coltrane

[@alexspettel2071]

This is also my favourite scene in goldeneye. He also will be remembered as doctor doctor Samuel Johnson in black adder. Rest In Peace dear Robbie Coltrane

[@FreakyTeeth]

I think this is the best part of Goldeneye. The thing about James Bond is, after a while it gets a bit cliche: there's bond with a girl at the end of the mission, there's a bad guy who gets beaten, there's goons who get beaten, there a few fun gadgets, there's allies who mostly survive, there's some insanely melodramatic evil plan Bond foils, but here we see Bond showing that he can have a serious enemy who he simply chooses not to kill at the end of the mission, showing a soft side to the normally VERY vengeful bond we see in the earlier movies. Craig's my favourite Bond because he was no where near as gadget dependent, no where near as over-the-top, no where near as infallible, no where near as full of cliches as the other Bonds.

[@neslink]

R.I.P. Robbie Coltrane Way before Harry Potter, this was my first introduction to the actor.

[@JWBabaYaga]

Rest in peace, Robbie Coltrane!

[@darthbecxur7240]

Came here because Robert Coltrane (Valentin Zukovsky) passed away at the age of 72. Rest in Peace

[@sharoncarter4086]

Love Pierce and love Robbie, both brilliant!!!!!!! Love to both, love Sharon xxx 💋

[@enzov9772]

This scene was great because here Bond showed Zukovsky his skill at shooting by “missing the rest of him” and then in TWINE Zukovsky settles the debt and saves Bond’s life by freeing him and “missing the rest of him”

[@CidSilverWing]

What happened to the "Then you and I are even and he owes me one?" then?

[@geoffwilliams4478]

@@CidSilverWing well, that's how Bond liked to have it since he gave Valentin money. Remember, in contrast to Communist Russia, money talks in Capitalist America and Britain

[@CidSilverWing]

@@geoffwilliams4478 I'm more confused as to why Zukovsky felt he owed Bond, probably for the knee injury, but then Bond said something about "200 lbs of C4" and exchanging money, then belonging to Zukovsky. A payoff of some kind?

[@nintyfan1991]

I need to find this movie on DVD. This is my favorite one.

[@cosmokramer179]

After Irina left Zukovsky, she changed her name to Skylar and went to study to become a doctor and met a guy in Boston named Will Hunting

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Will Hunting Eventually Dumped Her after remembering He Was Jason Bourne All Along.

[@hylianwolf8377]

Rest in peace Mr. Coltrane, love to your family

[@john_c1]

"who's strangling the cat?" I'm laughing with tears:))

[@jackpar9813]

lol thats what it sounds like at 0:33

[@scottknode898]

That's why James Bond said it as couldn't stand Irina's singing. Minnie Driver was horrible as she is British and using a Russian accent in the movie.

[@Deadmancrawler]

1:01 ......strangling cat???

[@JF-bv6vc]

Godspeed Robbie. Thank you for all the great films

[@Bostero79]

Best part and reason I looked for this clip is "Do you have any idea how long the winter lasts in this country? Tell 'em Dimitri..well it depends, SILENCE! Hahahahahaha.

[@DonRoasteh]

RIP to a multi talented actor 🙏

[@V-max97]

RIP to Robbie

[@USAIRFORCE621]

Seemed fitting to watch some James Bond clips where the great Robbie Coltrane starred since he wasn't just Hagrid from Hogwarts! Rest In Peace!

[@superemepwr]

Such an Excellent Film. Top 5 best 007 films, easily.

[@watch-Dominion-2018]

Minnie Driver is awesome 🤣

[@soumy1986]

I would have loved to see Robbie Coltrane and John Goodman in a buddy movie together..