Gollum Highlights [WayneradioTV fan edit]

[@BonseyJonsey]

The "Gollum has won the argument" screen is IMMACULATE

[@hada__02]

I want it on a shirt or a mug or something

[@fawndoe1917]

I still maintain that a niche Gollum immersive sim where you're a little cave wretch killing, stealing, and lying to survive could've been fun, or at least interesting

[@LFKShawn]

yeah, like an environmentally focused hitman style game. totally feasible. setting traps and poisons, hiding in crevices, making distractions. the game could definitely happen

[@fartface8918]

@@LFKShawn form the looks of this vid its a lot like styx shards of drakness and what ever subtitle the first game had

[@cyrilmagi6201]

Have you heard of the Styx game franchise ? It's a Stealth game in wich you play a goblin addicted to a sap that made him mutate. The game is good and I wouldn't be too surprised if it turned out that the character was inspired by Gollum.

[@stanwee]

i definitely think a story told through the eyes of a “parasitic” member of society is incredibly valuable to world-building. if you show the view point of the character or characters who the systems were not meant to serve it can really bring a different viewpoint on your other main characters who do have privilege in that sense (or ones that don’t, which can have a connection to said new character). gollum is an interesting character in that sense, he is seen as a nuisance, and a game revolving his survival and going through the world could genuinely be so engaging. this “experience” turned into a puzzle stealth game instead of an exploratory open world experience. it’s a shame because if given the right team or resources it could’ve turned out well.

[@someguyontheinternet604]

The people who say that a game where you play as Gollum is an inherently bad idea aren't using their creative muscles.

[@ryoki_PH]

This pack includes 6 iconic emotes inspired by the character Gollum, which you can use to proclaim "my Precious" and express a range of emotions in the game whenever you want.

[@DripDrangonhead]

is orgasm one of them i want to make sure i can cum in this game

[@bigbadgammagnome]

6 iconic emotes: react to bug, react to bug, react to bug, react to bug, react to bug, and "my Precious". I think Gollum the videogame is giving me the wrong impression of what Lord of the Rings is like. Unless it's just a lot of bug reactions.

[@dooooooook3610]

@@bigbadgammagnomeI loved the part where Gollum logged onto Twitch.tv to do his Bug React show

[@someman66]

This game does have quite a few bugs in it so maybe it's that

[@philipsalama8083]

I'm pretty sure these emotes were just idle animations taken out of the game and sold as DLC. That's genuinely abysmal.

[@That_One_Xatu]

"Gollum-specific hostile architecture"

[@latch_official]

good god that poor dev team. they were so incredibly out of their element and probably crunched to hell

[@RalseiGaming]

I will say it again the whole game looks like it’s made in dreams

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

God you’re so right. The “game over”s in particular

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

my forever association with this game is jerma being the only person excited for its release

[@hada__02]

They made a game about his everyday life, of course he would be

[@Yoma_all]

​@@hada__02 I don't think jerma grunts and moans every 2 seconds but the rest is very accurate from what I have seen from him

[@isleofdead1337]

@@Yoma_allhe represses his grunts and moans on stream to seem more “normal”

[@YEs69th420]

was he really?

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

@@YEs69th420 yeah, he saw some early trailers and talked about it several times on steam well before it came out. only clip of it i can find is from his “ember knights” stream with ster.

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

The bit where Baluup perfectly predicted act three of this interactive draft of a script outline killed me.

[@TTHBLOX_]

At what timestamp did he do that?

[@bigbadgammagnome]

@@TTHBLOX_ 27:56

[@mr.toothy]

And to think, Gollum is still infinitely better than Skull Island: Rise of Kong, The Walking Dead Destinies, and The Day After. 2023 was truly the best and worst year for gaming.

[@KaptinScuzgob]

poor gollum cant even get Worst Game

[@10801283]

don't forget stray souls!

[@names7278]

it's the most "wins by doing nothing" game ever, it has a start and an end which is more than the other ones can say.

[@HoxMouse]

@@names7278 The taoist master of videogames, action through inaction.

[@maggot4090]

Gollum! Breeding halls! Now!

[@hada__02]

Gir once again convincing me that every man on the planet has a secret Gollum impression ready to go at any time (if not Gollum, then Kermit the Frog)

[@phi7534]

this game really put in the work to find the one man who couldn't do a gollum impression

[@PaintraSeaPea]

​@@phi7534 Honestly I assumed they had to make his voice legally distinct from Andy Serkis's performance, because it's just way too easy and recognizable of an impression to do for that to be a mistake.

[@legoshark99]

​@@PaintraSeaPea that.... could actually explain a lot about the design decisions in regards to the little freak himself. I've always found it fascinating that they managed to make a design for Golum that was actually less monstrous than the Andy Serkis version and yet somehow infinitely more ugly and difficult to look at.

[@acidwizzardbastard]

Some women, too! (I am women.)

[@lunarcod7187]

j in i I ij^&h j in j^^?j j hit jj*j huh jh mm up jjjj ill u😅😅​@@PaintraSeaPea

[@polaknasieci1331]

8:08 That's actually pretty close to how he was described in the books before the movies came out (Gollum was originally described as a completely black, hairless and slimy creature with glowing eyes, he also wore proper pants instead of the loin-cloth) although given the games quality I feel like that was probably a coincidence.

[@jackg.1683]

Gollum is described as very white in the books, not black. "A long whitish hand could be dimly seen as it shot out and grabbed the gunwale; two pale lamplike eyes shone coldly as they peered inside, and then they lifted and gazed up at Frodo on the eyot." "‘What is it they eats? Have they nice fisshes?’ His tongue lolled out between his sharp yellow teeth, licking his colourless lips." "For a moment he might have paused to consider Gollum, a tiny figure sprawling on the ground: there perhaps lay the famished skeleton of some child of Men, its ragged garment still clinging to it, its long arms and legs almost bone-white and bone-thin: no flesh worth a peck." "Gollum blinked, hooding the malice of his eyes with their heavy pale lids." "He was a lean, starved, haggard thing, all bones and tight-drawn sallow skin."

[@cassidyjones2730]

​@@jackg.1683 this is the lord of the rings. the original description of gollum is from the hobbit.

[@hesmeisay]

@@jackg.1683 either A. Tolkien forgot, B. The mines gave him a gothly pallor or C. Gollum is less of a physical being and anticipates both the supra-physical and magical nature of Sauron's influence. He is the corruption of the Ring, of mustard gas and ghost men, an Otto Dix drawing come to life all at once

[@PinkApocalypse]

1:26:59 “I need this game to be overrrr I don’t wanna play anymore” *half an hour left on the video*

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I would summarize this game as “what if you spent a whole game in Blighttown and also were an obnoxious little weasel”

[@Funnygenderman]

I love the whole gang, but god I love holly. The game becoming a slog and she shows up and has a great time and brings up the energy, what a queen

[@caramelldansen2204]

🙏

[@Chriiropteran]

Hell yes, thank you for this edit!! I fell ill the same day as Wayne first streamed gollum, and watched the VOD in a sickly haze where I'd pause and just pass the fuck out a few times and have bizzare and anxiety inducing nightmares about this game. I still can't touch the vods without feeling a little unwell. This edit may give me a disease, but it's worth it for the incredible mess this game is.

[@FergusNN]

the EXACT same thing happened to me I am glad someone else in the world has had this surreal experience

[@scrunklethebip8646]

"I wanna beat this game" Famous last words.

[@Ashthesia]

i like how half the video is just them laughing at gollum getting hurt

[@secrfidr]

I know this is a video game but Gollum literally has video game "hurt" noises. GAH ARGH GAH ARGH * dies * Edit: 9:00 its so...

[@PinkApocalypse]

It’s like getting hit in old minecraft or hitting a half life scientist fr lmao

[@mararuto]

I watched the full vods of these streams when they first came out and literally all i remember was misery and slapping parkour noises and sniveling until holly showed up. She saved us when all we had was gollumn,,,,,

[@omen1313]

The cut at 52:09 is amazing. its like you got it at the EXACT same pose it just looked like he jumped to a new zone suddenly

[@amsie02]

5 out of 6 emotes being bug reactions is killing me

[@khalewren2734]

YESSSSSSS THE HORRENDOUS FREAK!!!! Watched both vods and it was horrible. I loved it.

[@strawberrysodas3433]

i could teach gollum how to love.

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

what if you took him home to meet your parents and he stopped talking like that and said a normal sentence

[@strawberrysodas3433]

@weevilwizarddotmusic9711 you don't wanna know my answer to that.

[@coffee69420]

What if he called you "my precious". What then.

[@strawberrysodas3433]

@@coffee69420 oh good heavens...

[@afineegg1040]

@@weevilwizarddotmusic9711 Me: "Okay, I'm gonna introduce you to my parents. I think this is going to be a big step for us." Gollum: "Oh yes, your parentses. We must meet them. We must! GOLLUM! GOLLUM!" My mom: "Hi there, you must be Gollum. We've heard so much about you..." Gollum: "All good things, I hope! Ha ha! Pleasure to meet you, yes I'm Gollum, but my friends call me Smeagol."

[@averagegamingplayer]

Thank you for the death compilations with some game between so I know why he falls over

[@SpookyDeerArt]

thank you for your sacrifice foster. lotr is, respectfully, absolutely not in my wheelhouse and i fell asleep to gollum's sniveling when i tried to watch the vods. so glad i got to experience a more manageable, if still tortuous, cut of the wretched creature. absolutely obsessed with the ending, glad i finally got to see it here!

[@noviolam2618]

Fell asleep to this lol. Hope you didn’t have nightmares

[@jaz121]

thank you foster for sacrificing your sanity going through these vods for us

[@visualmess]

i keep coming back to this video. somehow, it has a calming effect on me no other video has

[@GioTheVax]

Months later, it would come out that the apology from the team was ChatGPT-generated by the publisher (not the devs)

[@mr_alphabet0]

REALLY. LMAO

[@C--vp3vk]

that's not confirmed and is just a rumor due to some odd wording

[@someguyontheinternet604]

I don't see it. Reading it, it just seems to be worded like your standard corporate jargon.

[@Funnygenderman]

I can’t get over the audacity of this game to be 50 dollars, when Hi-Fi rush had come out just a few months before (January to May) for 30 bucks. A full complete exceptional game dropped for 30 bucks, and they still tried to release this for triple A prices

[@gingy-]

thank you foster i keep accidentally using this as a sleeping aid and idk how to feel about it

[@hada__02]

It’s a good sleeping aid until the flatline at the end, which has woken myself and my partner up in the middle of the night multiple times

[@UnderBag]

I wish they made a game where you play in a universe where gollum becomes this doom slayer-level power fantasy, but he still acts and talks like this

[@Sad_KittenGaming]

You should make another highlight like this, but its only when Gollum dies and everybody laughs so it looks like Wayne loves this game.

[@thatoneweirdguy7447]

The actual ideal gollum game is a depressing artsy text adventure

[@slop599]

52:09 holy shit that was amazing, i had to replay it, i thought my eyes deceived me

[@revelith]

Legitimately laughed so hard at this that I got nauseous and had to go lay down

[@knightogourd]

Thank you kindly Foster. So sorry you had to endure the agony that is Gollum

[@RhythmandFlorence]

Its Foster Friday, torture edition. If you laugh you have to catch and eat a bug

[@philipsalama8083]

As funny as the jank is, it's depressing to see a mid-budget game like this fail. Each one that bombs makes it harder to get games in this budget bracket financed, leaving us with only low-budget indie stuff and AAA trash. The devs just shouldn't have bothered with this one. This game should have been cancelled a week into development, or better yet just never started at all.

[@meretechnicality]

or at least charged less for it. it would have tampered expectations somewhat.

[@TheRealSusieDeltarune]

i feel like while this entire game is just horrible it could really be used as an argument as to why climbable surfaces in games should be prominently marked instead of just blending in

[@funnylittlecreature]

gollum's haggard breathing and pathetic groaning is making me feel a certain way, which i find to be very unfortunate

[@InvaderKaz2008]

I'm really sad this game killed Daedalic's development team. I love the Deponia games, so for this to be their legacy now is incredibly disappointing. What a shock that when a small studio is given a big property to make shovelware, it benefits absolutely nobody except the peanut gallery. I mean, I'm right there with y'all laughing about this, but it's still a feelsbad.

[@tpd1864blake]

THAT ENDING SCREEN IS SO FUNNY

[@greyskieshappymind]

I can't believe I sat through 10 hours of this and I can't believe I sat through just 2 hours of it again

[@ratpatterson8953]

everyone says the gollum game came out of thin air but yall i was a lord of the rings fan many months before it came out and i remember thinking. this game is going to be BADDDD.

[@Azumarito]

24:38 that's such a great Strong Bad impression, holy shit 🙀

[@lilrawk]

Gir's gollum is so on point, holy shit

[@gingerninja137]

YAAAAY FULL GOLLUM EDIT!! this game lives rent free in my head for absolutely no good reason. i have fallen asleep to the vods multiple times. i don't know why

[@kip_c]

my favorite part is that wayne is clearly mentally checked out by minute 10

[@Trashgoblin2003]

Gollum in this game sounds like that one tik tok text to speech

[@irissgp]

28:00 baaulp was righ lmao #baaulpsweep

[@celticangel3739]

foster friday! thank you foster! ! !

[@--KNIVESTOWN]

edit so funny it made me laugh into the bowl spewing hot firey flower everywhere like a volcano

[@enibenni3289]

gollum is the first character to be pathetic in a non endearing way

[@haphazardlark1502]

Why do his facial animations look like it’s straight out of a sonic Dreamcast game

[@SLUDGEWARE]

thank you for all your hard work 🫡 you are wayners strongest soldier

[@TehSkullKid]

This game was someone's first experience with Lord of the Rings.

[@grubfarmer]

this caused me to almost collapse on concrete twice

[@spaghettimoose2003]

EDGAR PROFILE PIC 🫵🫵

[@FunkiestChickenlawl]

Holly's laugh is the best thing ever

[@LFKShawn]

1:10:13 this should be a new meme death pose right alongside yamcha and peter griffin

[@The_1HP_Medic]

15:26 Amazing foreshadowing

[@epsilon1572]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS LMAO

[@Jedslegomovies]

Licensed games are so back babeee

[@Dollibet]

amazing strong bad impression hidden in this video

[@lrobin-is8dg]

Hoora a blessing from mr.foster himself!! After watching the 10 hour sonic marathon I CRAVE MORE WAYNE!!!

[@icyyykey]

YEEEESSSSSSS I love watching these vods thank you!!!

[@bannanamicammel1436]

31:42 I love the scream/laugh Wayne gives out

[@monkeydad47]

Yoooo awesome birthday gift, thanks foster!

[@Guffy_Wuffy]

i need you to know that every time i finish a wayne related video this fucking video tried to autoplay. i do NOT need to see gollum again PLEASE...

[@quantumblur_3145]

_KZbin has won the argument..._

[@jayc.9968]

wayne did the right thing in the end

[@anonymous.s0tt]

where did he even buy that dog euthanasia solution lmao I googled it and it seems like something only doctors can buy

[@haphazardlark1502]

I’m pretty sure it was ink that he put a euthanasia label on

[@JC-oq5ex]

Some hospital rooms keep xylocaine and stuff right in the unlocked cabinets.. sometimes things just "go missing"

[@ohnoagremlin]

bug react bug react

[@dancinginfernal]

Foster's Friday Film Freak

[@MrdotFace]

1:40:14 wayne sounds like my old single spanish teacher

[@EndsFunnies]

ANOTHER FOSTER BANGER

[@hamletbot5136]

THANK YOU

[@hanna-jl2ox]

I have more lotr knowledge now than I did 6 years ago (still extremely minimal) but 100% the first thing I would name would of been gollum. He is lotr wretched little mascot ? I assume.

[@almightyonion]

The voice actor for gollum in the game is the same as riki from xenoblade chronicles. So every time I hear a pathetic snivel from this gangly bastard all I can think about is riki

[@kswaes]

I love Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas as well 😌

[@FaracyConfines]

yayyyyy golugm highlights

[@names7278]

my favorite part of this game is that, because gollum has to get from here to the original story when it happens, it basically becomes destiny for him to die just because he... was picked by sauron to be his ring protector? like why is GOLLUM the chosen one to protect the ring.

[@mintstar3]

trying to fall asleep to this. put on some lofi in thje background. veru weird atmosphere, kind chill tho. theu're all howling about this beast while chill lofi beats to stufy and eepy to play in hte bg. thue should have pit lofi in the soudrnk for this game./

[@kiricappuchin]

Lofi gollum to fall asleep to (its 1 whole hour of various grunting noises from the game)

[@ShieldStop]

How is the game this long oh my god

[@emberwing13]

Apparently this game is being PORTED TO SWITCH???

[@Pandachu123]

OH NO WHY

[@jamwrightiam]

These streams are how my gf introduced me to wayne.. interesting experience

[@hollyfelis4197]

this game would've been a good game if it was all like the part where Wayner got caught without getting game-over & had to run from 50 orcs at once 16:40

[@meteorshowerz_]

ITS FOSTER FRIDAY BABEY

[@xNotAnAlienx]

Can't wait for the RTVS AI Dungeon Ultra-Cut! Foster Friday!

[@Laversian_Knight]

1:22:39 cant believe a minor bug can be, out of context, very wrong

[@v_4_valentines]

LAST FOSTER FRIDAY OF 2023 BABEYYYYYYY LETS GOOOOOOOO

[@432neptune]

29:43 *breeeding halls*

[@joeshmuck9683]

This shit would’ve been mediocre on the GameCube

[@Dwprosciutto]

Press B to let go

[@r0tgut]

Foster's Freak

[@hada__02]

1:15:04 oh hey I love that movie

[@LFKShawn]

SNARRA

[@ashencometmom5291]

WHAT

[@strawberrysodas3433]

Th,is game made me attracted to him.

[@strawberrysodas3433]

Gollum.

[@strawberrysodas3433]

💋

[@strawberrysodas3433]

He's such a pathetic wet dog of a man thing it's intriguing

[@quantumblur_3145]

I think you were made wrong to begin with

[@strawberrysodas3433]

@@quantumblur_3145 crazy notification I got for this reply

[@ShadowHeartValentine]

The dreadful return of movie tie-in games

[@bijoukaiba]

That voice... #NotMyGollum

[@sinusdamage2919]

Watching this on lsd and i feel like i have secret earth-given knowledge of how ugly this game truly is

[@roninnozlo9544]

they milked him