I imagined he'd look like a black haired muscular man in a sweatshirt
@jma10955 жыл бұрын
@TheLazyTyrant Word!
@cameronsteiner19715 жыл бұрын
@@fed9094 stfu bitch boy
@brunopeixe79494 жыл бұрын
@@fed9094 Gay men are atractive wdym?
@kov62625 жыл бұрын
Black Sabbath? I’ll have to check those guys out
@rudi_tabootie5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don’t see them going very far. To niche
@DeathStarLuke5 жыл бұрын
Well, like he said, you can safely skip over them. They didn't contribute anything significant and are pretty forgettable.
@AlexPlaysGaming4 жыл бұрын
Are they on soundcloud?
@shamerzaihan86383 жыл бұрын
They’re pretty good maybe they’ll be big someday
@gfmhd12803 жыл бұрын
Their music sucks, totally forgettable. I guess that's why they're still so underground.
@SenkharaDoom5 жыл бұрын
It's like ASMR for a metalhead.
@SenkharaDoom5 жыл бұрын
I actually got ASMR from this vid c:
@sightlesswisdom25596 жыл бұрын
God Damn your humor is spot on for heavy metal!
@sightlesswisdom25596 жыл бұрын
And I have about 90% of those albums you held up. Pretty good collection I must say. And I bought most of them the same year they were released except for Season in yhe Abyss.
@snow-puppetsofficial3605 жыл бұрын
But youtube ruined it all by suggesting this guy to me.
I’m so used to just “hear” you, that I find your real self somehow “dissociated” from your voice. You don’t “look” like you “sound “. Does this makes any sense? Fellas? FELLAS!
@Jojolamismafanclub5 жыл бұрын
Totally, something´s not rigth
@nipulkradmsinatagras82934 жыл бұрын
But I dig it.
@jackburton35404 жыл бұрын
Good to know that Goniloc has found a full flesh body to take host in and is no longer cursed to continue in his form of a disembodied skeletal talking head. Even better to know that he found such a handsome host body to take roost in.
@sc12video5 жыл бұрын
" I'm gona say she's not all that attractive" 😂😂😂
@ZetroDrummer5 жыл бұрын
Cabbage segregation - blue Boys on the beach 😂
@Horiyoscastle5 жыл бұрын
legendary quote
@jeice7796 жыл бұрын
Everyone told me Cryptopsy - None So Vile was way too intense. So I finally bought that shit. When the track Hurt played I understood.
@calebvinson87035 жыл бұрын
Echoed Forest i just checked them out because of this comment. I couldn’t find the track hurt, but I listened to crown of thorns. It was shocking. But very tasty.
@jeice7795 жыл бұрын
@@calebvinson8703 Hey that's awesome to hear! That album is killer. I'm surprised you couldn't find Hurt though, it's one of the more popular tracks. I really like Ring of Fire personally.
@tylerlunn55045 жыл бұрын
I love slit your guts with that jazzy transition
@borisvandruff75325 жыл бұрын
That’s my favorite brutal album. Brilliant.
@utqiagvik19915 жыл бұрын
I'm scared every time when the growling vocal comes in ''AARGH I'VE HURT MYSELF TODAYYY!!!''
@zackbrumis78315 жыл бұрын
So witty for a young dude.
@andychrist51425 жыл бұрын
So glad to finally see your beautiful face
@MrColjazz6 жыл бұрын
Humour in Metal,man I like it!!!! Just sub man.
@ejk4255 жыл бұрын
Was cringing over the Opeth review then heard the "10/10 flawless album" Subbed.
@TheLouisisawesome7 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how I'm subscribed to you
@scizorking9386 жыл бұрын
Your channel is awesome, and I have just started to explore into the deeper genres of metal, so this channel is helpng me immensly. Keep it up man.
@KenGold6665 жыл бұрын
checkout deathmetal.org for recommendations and reviews
@directedbyxanderjones83293 жыл бұрын
As someone who is new to your channel, its nice to be able to put a face with the voice of your cartoon skull.
@jalkor875 жыл бұрын
Wait, Ssethtzeentach Isn't an Ugandan warlord?
@metal_monocle73344 жыл бұрын
Something is wrong here, the Merchants Guild must be up to something!
@My_wife_left_me4 жыл бұрын
Hey hey people
@Doomlonbbyn4 жыл бұрын
Aha'bbé so good they turn up twice in every well stocked CD collection.
@arcticcirclepit20085 жыл бұрын
I never heard of Axis of Perdition before. This ain’t the first time one of your funny videos introduced me to a band I had never even remotely heard of.
@ImperatorGrausam4 жыл бұрын
Maaaan you have nice hair. I used to have long hair when I was younger but when I got into high school I had to cut it. I'll regrow it one day, but I still live with my mom and she wouldn't want me to. Dad has no problem with it though.
@jxnjxn74815 жыл бұрын
Him: if you love blood bath but hate memorable songs check out opeth. Me:*frantically checking Spotify for anything by opeth that looks remotely familiar*
@Trve_Kvlt5 жыл бұрын
CLEAN YOUR ROOM
@emiliosgregoriou89435 жыл бұрын
Lmao Black... Sabbath? What a cringey name. They are trying too hard lmao. I'll be surprised if those edgy bois make it out of their garage
@ciararushing78804 жыл бұрын
dude I found out who made this garbage, some dude named Ozzy Osbourne? Obviously stole his name from Norman Osbourne, The Green Goblin
@metalbilly51213 жыл бұрын
I actually typed ,,Axis of Pensilvania" and i got video about how Earth runs in the universe Thanks Goniloc
@fishexterminator71695 жыл бұрын
Was I the only one who thought his voice didn't match up with his looks?
@droptherapy20853 жыл бұрын
I think he's probably the skinniest person I've seen in my entire life
@MetalheadNation6 жыл бұрын
I love Cattle Decap
@papabroly80004 жыл бұрын
Metalhead Nation 1021 As someone else once so brilliantly put it, “Cattle Decap > other bands” _Insightful wisdom, I must say_
@rallipete4 жыл бұрын
you mean cabbage segregation?
@Hooeylewissukz5 жыл бұрын
Voivod are the first band to have a snake as a singer, not pantera
@thephoenixcycle88543 жыл бұрын
That is not AT ALL what i expected you to look like. Rock on brother 🤘
@Luciffrit5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking you were gonna be some balding, potbellied late 30's stoner. ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) I must find the rest of my kind!
@utqiagvik19915 жыл бұрын
Same. Some fat doomer with black curly hair and beard. Like Stephen O Malet from Sunn O))). Actually Goniloc's voice sounds like Sunn O)))'s music.
@mixinmasta5 жыл бұрын
That ghost reference made me spit up my ice cream..oh shit im outta time bye
@TP20104 жыл бұрын
"meh" to Crowbar?! But they're so heffy!
@DASding1485 жыл бұрын
Great choice for a sigh album
@moosemoosington14415 жыл бұрын
The song in the background is neat, I'm gonna have to snag that
@NeroAngelo6164 жыл бұрын
No one talks about the best joke about Axis Of Perdition whom I’m surprised to see most, be called as mainstream only for Black Sabbath after to be selective.
@felixarzuaga58055 жыл бұрын
At the gates!?? Dude one of the best all time Metal Albums
@thrash2084 жыл бұрын
Never heard of Coffin Dust thanks for turning me on to them killer stuff!!!
@borisvandruff75325 жыл бұрын
“Salt Crumbs in the Salt Mine by Slavery” Lol.
@celestialsbane10903 жыл бұрын
"This album's bad I don't wanna talk about this" haha
@joshuaharvey75053 жыл бұрын
Shocking plot twist: the most pointy, tastefully selective metal connoisseur around these days is a smooth faced 12 year old looking spindly arm having DOUBLE BASS HONEY COATED voice having long haired weeabo. I love you.
@spiralofeternity5 жыл бұрын
Coffin Dust are so underrated and under talked about
@nock38935 жыл бұрын
Necrotic Carnage I actually know the guys in coffin dust. theyre cool
@spiralofeternity5 жыл бұрын
@@nock3893 they seem like it man they make killer ass shit
@kenshir0.kazuma653 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a voice like yours Mr Goniloc
@Scrimbo4205 жыл бұрын
My buddy said the slayer logo looks like 5 Layer so now I can’t stop calling them Beefy 5 Layer
@LarpBoyBallistics5 жыл бұрын
I did not expect you to look like this
@dianneEdangerously5 жыл бұрын
I thought you were making that voice up lol you are so cute 🐤
@superdopeimmaculateshow34913 жыл бұрын
Salt crumbs in the Salt Mines by Slavery? The Candle Kids? This is great.
@andrewkell24745 жыл бұрын
First ya get a thumbs up from me for the humor. But bringing Johnney out sealed the deal for sure
@DragonGirl073 жыл бұрын
Amazing collection I love your energy hahahah!!
@admina.r.97273 жыл бұрын
Those are some solid reviews
@Angryprometheus4 жыл бұрын
Please run for president. You have a the best voice ever
@Otho6663 жыл бұрын
Westerners from Hades. Gotta love it.
@satan51975 жыл бұрын
7:38 one of my all time favourite albums! Yeeeee
@borisvandruff75324 жыл бұрын
The Nile vocal impersonation sounded like Klingon.
@luketowner8055 жыл бұрын
If you like blood bath but hate memorable songs, check these guys out. Hahaha
@ryaniely.95485 жыл бұрын
Great collection
@SylverANGL5 жыл бұрын
That voice !
@NemoTheBloop5 жыл бұрын
666/10. Change my mind.
@chefeddie882 жыл бұрын
You're way too funny dude, and young to my surprise, you have a lot future. My respects to you.
@matthewtopping20613 жыл бұрын
Not what I imagined this guy to look like at all
@heckicusdoomicuswizardus13824 жыл бұрын
You really need to update up on your CDs man.
@patrikkenspillerjegbass82694 жыл бұрын
"black metal bands like ghost b.c" LMAO
@TheBlackKnight1o15 жыл бұрын
6:14 Some of my friends are playing a show with Crowbar tomorrow
@kevinrhea73325 жыл бұрын
I like that trash and punk, but have gotten into both older NWOBHM stuff and more recent more extreme stuff as my metal taste has changed, you are into much newer and more obscure stuff, on the old side I dig the classics, I’m pickier with the extreme stuff, O.L.D. , FATAL , and AGRESSOR probably being my favs, you seem to be quite the expert so I’m asking, if I’m flirting with the weirder end of extreme stuff and the classics what’s some stuff that an expert like yourself might recommend, thank you
@Goniloc5 жыл бұрын
My CD collection has grown significantly since this video, and I've picked up more classics on physical format. That being said, I would hardly consider myself an expert, but I'm happy to provide some recommendations: If you want weird extreme music, I would recommend Gorguts (From Wisdom to Hate, Obscura), Withered (Grief Relic), Deathspell Omega (Paracletus), Adramalech (Psychostasia), Demilich (entire discography), Sigh (In Somniphobia), Katakomb (Chained to a Wolf), Pungent Stench (Been Caught Buttering), Inquisition (Ominous Doctrines...), Dragged into Sunlight (Hatred For Mankind), and Damaar (Triumph Through Spears of Sacrilege). See which sounds you like best here and explore from there (early Finnish death metal in particular tends to be on the weirder side). Since you enjoy NWOBHM and the like, I'd also recommend you take a look at first wave black metal and Greek black metal: early Root, Master's Hammer, Varathron, Kawir, Rotting Christ, Thou Art Lord, etc. Deceased is a semi-recent band that also uses a lot of traditional heavy metal riffing, so that might appeal to you. Good luck finding new stuff you enjoy.
@kevinrhea73325 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! This gives me plenty to chew on, you have a very interesting channel, I appreciate you taking the time to recommend me some things, Metal can be an overwhelming genre to navigate, this helps
@xdumpstrspunionx9022 жыл бұрын
"that's goniloc?" what I said to myself right when the video started
@devenjamesmccoy6485 жыл бұрын
I laughed through this entire video. I’ve never hit a subscribe button quicker.
@skyon6193 жыл бұрын
Holy shit bro. I thought you were much older
@aregmelkumyan12785 жыл бұрын
MOOGLA!!! X)
@brucenatelee5 жыл бұрын
I thought At the Gates invented melodic death metal, maybe alongside Dark Tranquility.
@呼吸-e9b5 жыл бұрын
brucenatelee band called eucharist did melodic death metal first at 1992 demo, and dissections somberlain from 1993 is blackened melodic death metal. At the gates started melodeath at 1994, although their with fear i kiss the burning darkness has some hints of it. Dark tranquillity for sure though, skydancer 1993 album
@janerickallado88814 жыл бұрын
I imagined a big bearded man like the guy from pagefire
@gagechase14134 жыл бұрын
idk what i expected him to look like but it wasnt this
@atrainradio9294 жыл бұрын
Wow you look EXACTLY like my friend Steve “Stove” James.
@joselegaspi25495 жыл бұрын
When your face doesn't match your voice: Goniloc
@Phillisteum4 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how many people you can piss off in one sentence! Paraphrasing: "Dimmu Borgir debut album, shirtless goat, game changer for black metal....Darkthrone, Mayhem, Ghost BC(!!!)...the Norwegian black" metal scene" 😂😂😂
@pablotepa135 жыл бұрын
@5:23 Ha, my band's called Rotting Grave.
@skylion6134 жыл бұрын
With a name like that I have to check it out!
@pablotepa134 жыл бұрын
@@skylion613 That would be nice!
@kittenblossom27945 жыл бұрын
This is so hilarious! You have a seriously sharp sense of humor. You need millions of clicks. It's great to "learn' about all this great music. Vulgar display of Reptiles 😅. Shirtless Goats!
@M50king50J4 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I thought you were supposed to look, but it wasn't like this.
@thephantomoftheparadise56663 жыл бұрын
Awesome shirt!
@TheGreatBaronOBeefDip3 жыл бұрын
Westerners from Hades, that got me.
@Drpavel5645 жыл бұрын
Poor ExDeo
@TheLivingHeiromartyr5 жыл бұрын
The thing about your commentary is I have literally no clue when you're being serious.
@diegoherrera14226 жыл бұрын
dude i swear to god i'm not gay but holy shit dude
@DrMalort5 жыл бұрын
Is it really weird that this was posted two years ago and now amon amarth arch enemy and at the gates are touring the US together?
@scottricci50634 жыл бұрын
Gonna one u ya, dude, I got four t-shirts by them. Yeah! So, there's your oneupmanship!
@cranklabexplosion-labcentr82454 жыл бұрын
ArizooooooO)))oooona!
@icarus41313 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell how old he is cause he sounds older than he looks
@henryhardfoot3 жыл бұрын
S T I C C
@richardgiudice75285 жыл бұрын
Dig it bro
@joshuaharvey75053 жыл бұрын
Dude i'm loud chuckling on my own sipping my coffee. Seriously you should start yourself a podcast. Crowdfund the sound gear. Hell give me your address I'll get it delivered to your door.
@mmoviefan75 жыл бұрын
how can someone be so funny
@ImperatorGrausam4 жыл бұрын
Why do you slightly remind me of the Grattata guy from some years back?
@torbjrntorbo50585 жыл бұрын
Could you do a vinyl collection video
@gga.d.2865 жыл бұрын
When he said that he in fact likes Sabaton I cried salty tears of sadness...
@chilleycheesetoes32254 жыл бұрын
Have my babies
@Ch3dlan5 жыл бұрын
why does this q-tip have a droning bass in his throat
@rickc21025 жыл бұрын
But what good is an ear If a Q-Tip isn't in it? -- Q-Tip
@AceMovieReviews4 жыл бұрын
Goniloc looks like the metal head version of Michael Cera
@holymolyno80565 жыл бұрын
You look nothing like I thought you would
@ZetroDrummer5 жыл бұрын
His voice is the coolest 😆🤘🏼
@Akantore5 жыл бұрын
Your my new favorite anime.
@MedievalMiniskirt5 жыл бұрын
I love you 😂🖤
@MetalWolf474 жыл бұрын
Keep doing videos 🙏🙏🙏
@RisingJericho4 жыл бұрын
I always thought you were an actual skeleton with a hood