Tuck in your sleeveless Misery Index shirt and follow Goniloc on a thrilling and educational look at the history of death metal.
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@didde006 жыл бұрын
Got a bit triggered when you said moomins are from sweden. They come from our drugged up neighbours in the east fyi
@Goniloc6 жыл бұрын
I did say that Sweden has Moomins and not that they originated there, but it was still misleading and a gross misrepresentation of the Moomins and related properties. I would like to formally apologize to Moomin Mama, Moomin Papa, Moomintroll, and any other characters who may have been affected by this poor choice of wording.
@didde006 жыл бұрын
Moomins are abominations and do not deserve any apologies. I hope they all rot in the sauna they once crawled out from and Snufkin chokes on his god damn harmonica.
@SeSmokki5 жыл бұрын
@@didde00 Calm down Satan, I do not know who hurt you but calm down.
@hhdhpublic5 жыл бұрын
@@didde00 YOU WHAT NOW?!
@mikkopaarma9515 жыл бұрын
you're god damn right they do
@giacomopiccinini91575 жыл бұрын
>underground cred >meme game on point >sonic references Truly the king of youtube
@haramsaddam2385 жыл бұрын
>greentexting outside of 4chan Shiggy diggy
@giacomopiccinini91575 жыл бұрын
@@haramsaddam238 you just try and stop me
@backallycrafts5 жыл бұрын
>greentexting in general Bix nood my dude
@dylanrus81174 жыл бұрын
And jhofffilms
@monke123554 жыл бұрын
He sux cuz he hates Anthrax
@wadeb50425 жыл бұрын
“Negative adjectives usually mean praise when it comes to death metal.” Yup
@sdjmacdiaz5 жыл бұрын
Fuckin gross!!
@wadeb50425 жыл бұрын
MacDiaz you are too kind.
@joeyuzwa8915 жыл бұрын
Pretty fuckin’ nast’, bruh
@Lvng_Kvlt5 жыл бұрын
That riff was straight fucking nasty
@eduardodiaz99424 жыл бұрын
I mean, that's not wrong
@faihilman775 жыл бұрын
"ew who invited jesus?" best deicide record hands down
@sole__doubt5 жыл бұрын
For real, because we all know the real ones are shit.
@tomlewis51055 жыл бұрын
Brandon P 504 The first two are great, they turned shitty really quickly after that.
@jerg61955 жыл бұрын
Legion by far
@deadrasputin5 жыл бұрын
@@sole__doubt they all good to me apart from insineratehymn and in torment in hell
@DeathBYDesign6664 жыл бұрын
I like once upon the cross, but it's definitely going down that road to being satanic nursery rhymes. Legion and deicide are definitely superior albums overall.
@ijustgotreallystoned6386 жыл бұрын
a bowl of meatballs someone left on the table overnight is my favourite band
@thelolmaster19975 жыл бұрын
elastic is my favourite band
@satandarkdestroyer18325 жыл бұрын
@@thelolmaster1997 prolapsed hot pocket was there original band name.
@bean10024 жыл бұрын
With a tape recorder
@INCRYPTIDFORM3 жыл бұрын
Why’d you leave the meatballs on the table?
@n0ctusss2 жыл бұрын
I bet there's a band with that name
@Belodri5 жыл бұрын
"Hm-2 pedal - the musical equivalent of sandpaper" I've never heard such a spot on description!
@dereks.19305 жыл бұрын
As a proud owner of an MIJ HM-2. I can say it's quite possibly the worst tone imaginable.... But I still inexplicably love it. My only question is what kind of mushrooms were boss eating when they thought this solo cup full of bees, with insane EQ controls and a useless distortion knob, sounded anything like a Marshall.
@sdry5 жыл бұрын
worst band ever. Should have guessed it was from UK
@SorenAraujo5 жыл бұрын
If the HM-2 is the musical equivalent of sandpaper, what's the Metalzone pedal then?
@PapaRikkiBalls5 жыл бұрын
The Hm-2 is apparently a preamp so I would plug that into the fx loop
@88_TROUBLE_884 жыл бұрын
@@SorenAraujo toilet paper 🧻 aka shit tickets
@DubstepDevelopers5 жыл бұрын
4:17 “OHIOHIOHII” said chris with a hint of fear in his voice.
@Jerrid_86752 ай бұрын
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@grosslyoffensivelizard-man34385 жыл бұрын
Alligators have recently learned how to open doors. Sweet dreams, Floridians.
@morteparla69265 жыл бұрын
Accidentally perhaps, but they're not intelligent enough to understand how a door handle works, or what it even is. Gators are simple beasts, and their ability to learn by observation is edging on non-existent.
@atomknight83614 жыл бұрын
The marilyn manson version of sweet dreams btw
@lidsboy45863 жыл бұрын
I eat alligators for breakfast deep fried with obituary playing in the background I'm true to be a Florida man
@carolinebutler67762 жыл бұрын
As a Floridian, I am now sleeping with my door bolted and boarded up.
@notmyemail5065 күн бұрын
Your telling me food will just walk into my room?
@OddWolf6665 жыл бұрын
"Ew, Who Invited Jesus?" will truly go down in history as Deicide and probably all of Death Metal's best album.
@starship-nine48923 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s talking about the great lines but we’re all sleeping on “Finland has depravity. It also has a band called Depravity.”
@P3rm4frost Жыл бұрын
I'm on the floor because of that 🤣🤣🤣
@joyfuflower5 жыл бұрын
"Negative adjectives usually mean praise when it comes to death metal" Truer words have never been spoken
@Omega4z5 жыл бұрын
5:37 "sleeping babies" **shows dying fetus album cover**
@eugenkramaric11735 жыл бұрын
Or Altars of sadness hahahahahahaha
@thepaganmystic4 жыл бұрын
Omega4z you aren’t very intelligent are you?
@starkiller60555 жыл бұрын
A Bowl of Meatballs Someone Left Next to a Tape Recorder Overnight might be the most underrated Swedish death metal band of all-time
@teamatfort4445 жыл бұрын
“Stolen Celtic frost riffs” Ouch
@stevetwinam68385 жыл бұрын
He isn't wrong though.
@jerg61955 жыл бұрын
Every bands steals from previous bands. It's called inspiration
@Mothlover695 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Grimes bands don’t steal entire riffs though
@i_want_my_shuggah24 күн бұрын
Darkthrone did it too.
@i_want_my_shuggah24 күн бұрын
@@jerg6195yes and no.
@Sigil_575 жыл бұрын
0/10 didn't properly praise Death and Chuck Schuldiner
@kekenator_43455 жыл бұрын
DEATH SUCKS
@efolik35795 жыл бұрын
@@kekenator_4345 UR JEALOUS
@satanicblackmetalhead5 жыл бұрын
@@kekenator_4345 How dare you?
@psilocinesthesia5 жыл бұрын
Just mad because all Georgia has is Mastodon.
@kirbysauce5 жыл бұрын
@@psilocinesthesia underrated comment
@eagleclaw0065 жыл бұрын
the Deicide albums killed me. Ew, Who invited Jesus??
@piepie32955 жыл бұрын
Is that actually an album of theirs?
@corndogS295 жыл бұрын
@@piepie3295 wouldn't be surprised
@raulperez23085 жыл бұрын
jingle bells god smells 🎶
@rumham28345 жыл бұрын
Shut up god.
@borisvandruff75325 жыл бұрын
Their self-titled album...fuuuuuuck.
@KillerManVinylKVRM5 жыл бұрын
"If somebody tells you an album is the most DISGUSTING thing they have ever heard, thats a recommendation." LMFAO
@Goniloc6 жыл бұрын
What other genres or scenes would you like to see bastardized?
@CaptainConan6 жыл бұрын
Prog Metal por favor Also George "Horserider" Fisher is probably the funniest thing I've heard all week
@sanity000-x2r6 жыл бұрын
Funeral Doom
@andrewRTS6 жыл бұрын
grindcore
@GreenishLobster6 жыл бұрын
Grind or thrash.
@clamjack16356 жыл бұрын
Slam
@snowinmysandalsgreat50725 жыл бұрын
When cannons fade.BOLT THROWER SHREDS
@KinoTechUSA695 жыл бұрын
jimmy delgado WOOOOOORRRRLLLLD EEEEAAAAAATTTAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
@v12kid5 жыл бұрын
stolen Celtic Frost riffs, LOL AF
@damianzejmo76415 жыл бұрын
actually it's true xD
@v12kid5 жыл бұрын
@@damianzejmo7641 agree 100%
@Lee-ef6tg5 жыл бұрын
The thing is... the band also agrees on that. haha
@_zoinks25545 жыл бұрын
Lol, he's got a point
@Gregbaltzer5 жыл бұрын
Only to be stolen again later by Darkthrone.
@Omega4z5 жыл бұрын
What if you wanted to go to hell But Satan said: 4:17
@dailysandwich48385 жыл бұрын
Cannibal corpse part: The feeding - the bleeding Eaten bags of rice - eaten back to life George horserider fisher - george corpsegrinder fisher Im gonna put you six feet under - because chris barens left the band for a band named six feet under Also georges face was so dumb
@jessec74994 жыл бұрын
Less famous Randy Blyth
@TheSavusukeltaja4 жыл бұрын
Wow thank you captain obvious
@jessec74994 жыл бұрын
It's a thankless job
@claytonshirey5 жыл бұрын
I really wish you talked more about death since they really helped the scene and helped create and experiment with the sound and turned it into a more positive and beautiful experience
@geovanyl.33545 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@nikolademitri7315 жыл бұрын
Death was, and most likely always will be, the best death metal band of all time imo. There are tons of great death metal bands who have produced tons of great albums, but pound for pound, riff for riff, I just don’t think any other group has ever been as prolific as Death. ♾ RIP Chuck ♾
@ogskywalker56694 жыл бұрын
There not though
@coltonjeffries70866 ай бұрын
@@ogskywalker5669who’s the best then
@sticklyboi5 жыл бұрын
nobody ever talks about chris barnes anymore _for very good reason_ but i often forget just how good a vocalist he used to be
@ReinventingTheSteve5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's a good vocalist but to me Corpsegrinder IS Cannibal Corpse
@mrmonstermunch39254 жыл бұрын
@@ReinventingTheSteve Nope.
@horatio2560 Жыл бұрын
@@mrmonstermunch3925 yep
@JudeGhost6 жыл бұрын
Dude I just discovered your channel and I’m so glad I did because I have discovered dozens of bad ass bands from your channel. Thank you “Lay down your souls to the gods rock ‘n roll!” -Venom
@flavortown37815 жыл бұрын
the camo shorts joke killed me, i was "that guy" in highschool
@VonArmagedda5 жыл бұрын
I know it's a parody...But I die everytime someone calls Moomins swedish T_T
@guitar_and_weed3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@axlh.18275 жыл бұрын
I like how entire genres are coined from a certain bands album or EP like venoms “black metal” and possessed “death metal”, although idk about power metal (Pantera)
@peacemaster81175 жыл бұрын
Got here by searching "history of death metal", obviously. You're hilarious, good work.
@iippa80885 жыл бұрын
Moomins are from Finland reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@shaihulud45155 жыл бұрын
I guess I just witnessed the by far best approach to Chris Barnes' name from a topic distance! I tip my hat, sir!
@killswitchassassain23694 жыл бұрын
7:33 I feel called out I literally wrote an entire sonnet about metal for my high school english class last week lmao
@omnivorace5 жыл бұрын
Next genre : Disco
@bornforburning7775 жыл бұрын
Finally someone else who's listened to Extreme Cold Weather.
@deathnthrashingmadness19713 жыл бұрын
mmm messiah’s lovely
@Xtatic_Shock2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered your channel and I love it. The Moonins are from Finland. I know because I lived 1 year in Finland and also discovered their metal bands
@horseofunreason5 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! "A lot of barns... Chris Barnes"
@wsplatinum5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if there ever had been a Metal band just called *Death*
@asuka3765 жыл бұрын
It exists.
@samuelvibritannia48314 жыл бұрын
Funny you should say that...
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS4 жыл бұрын
yeah man, would be more ironic than Napalm Death even!
@spudmagnum73945 жыл бұрын
"wheats and bags of rice" pure genius
@icarlygaming2 жыл бұрын
2:36 the best part about making meatballs
@csj96193 жыл бұрын
I must say, Mr. Gonilac, I not only find your "bastardized history of..." videos highly accurate, but also immensely humorous and entertaining. I'd say, it's the cat's pajamas, which is to say, it's pretty much the best thing since gold teeth. Bravo sir. Bravo
@SmoothFailure6 жыл бұрын
Refreshing to see someone joke about metal the way you do papa bless
@stringpluka5 жыл бұрын
you are amazing. I hope you beat t series
@shomik74guha5 жыл бұрын
second that!
@radiant_7354 Жыл бұрын
Carcass had released a melodeath album before most of today’s melodeath bands were formed. The album I’m talking about is Heartwork
@clintonkinsey4825 жыл бұрын
Haha I just accidentally came across your channel and I love it! 🤣🤣🤘
@jma10955 жыл бұрын
4:14 - 4:22 had me in tears 😂😂😂
@bones101proof5 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious, George on a horse, Chris says "oweeoweeweewee" I died
@mrschwaflington46805 жыл бұрын
You have some pretty good content on your channel which is why I think you deserve to grow. Best of luck.
@fennglordd63653 жыл бұрын
The jokes you make you are clearly steeped in the culture and you make some piercing criticisms. SUBSCRIBED!
@billythekidd13926 жыл бұрын
Horse Rider Fisher killed me lol
@flippy70355 жыл бұрын
Billythekidd 13 the whole cannibal corpse part was the best part
@antoniorenteria67995 жыл бұрын
Love me some Lunar Strain
@jher88654 жыл бұрын
If you love all forms of metal and have a sense of humor this video did it all for me. Loved it.
@haydennally23926 жыл бұрын
Can you do one more Stoner Metal / Rock? Love these!
@Sarvusify5 жыл бұрын
Regina Spektor is the stuff I want to see on this channel!
@Rynnakokki4 жыл бұрын
I have her and Gojira among my most played artists haha
@JohnDoes6205 жыл бұрын
Your voice made me feel like I was listening to a book on tape
@clarencemarsh5533 Жыл бұрын
Possessed is the first death metal band
@janermaher3 жыл бұрын
"I actually love melodic death metal, it's just very easy to make fun of." Understandable, have a great day.
@cheekibreeki9215 жыл бұрын
"George Horserider" DEAD 💀
@ottopietarinen5 жыл бұрын
The Moomins are actually Finnish!!!
@paleontologi4855 жыл бұрын
Half
@v3rm1n86 Жыл бұрын
We need a Bastardized History of Technical Death Metal 🤘
@metalmichew25 жыл бұрын
hahahaha that part about the farms just cracked me up so much! great one ther!
@VM04515 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think the Netherlands deserves more credit for it's death metal than Sweden. It went in quite a bit more directions than the Swedish scene and very clearly influenced a lot of subgenres and innovated more. I guess Sweden was just more well-known for it.
@tiresoftoyo14695 жыл бұрын
Bolt Thrower
@i_want_my_shuggah24 күн бұрын
Origins: thrash metal. Bands realized it was trash metal; made it extreme-er. Possessed's 1984 demo gave the genre its name (?). U.S., Florida: -Morbid Angel -Death -Obituary -Deicide Later bands (mentioned in the video): -Atheist -Dying Fetus Even later bands: -Horrendous -Necrot -Ripped to Shreds Cannibal Corpse and Chris Barnes; first four full lengths. Replacement of Barnes with Fisher (important event in the band's history) = Barnes going to Six Feet Under. Swedes weren't first, but important too; punk influence (?). HM 2 pedal = "swedish death metal sound" / "chainsaw sound" Bands: (Where's Morbid?) -Nihilist -> Entombed -> Entombed A.D -Carnage -Dismember -Grave -Unleashed Which band meatballs? (Da fuq are these incel jokes?) From.Gothenburg, melodic death metal: -At the Gates -Dark Tranquility -In Flames Other melodeath bands: -Arch Enemy -Amon Amarth -The Black Dahlia Murder -Hypocrisy ? Bands: Gluttony, Under the Church, Entrails. Netherlands: -Asphyx -Pestilence England: -Bolt Thrower -Memorial Finland: -Depravity Other scenes *Canada* , *Greece* , *Japan* , *Poland* "Cavernous death metal": early Tomb Mold, early Draghkar. Useless information near the end... 🤦
@daviddraper64684 жыл бұрын
“Tasteless camouflage shorts” kills me on impact every time
@deathwithin5 жыл бұрын
14/10 for accuracy.
@i_want_my_shuggah24 күн бұрын
No.
@sazabi81876 жыл бұрын
Obitchuary
@rredzone5 жыл бұрын
Ewbitchyouhairy
@michaelhall33215 жыл бұрын
Obituary ! ,,!
@vaporwavedog5 жыл бұрын
My favourite month
@hinmo2454 жыл бұрын
Obituário
@ludvig55972 жыл бұрын
"wheat'n bags of rice" You get a 10/10 for that one LOL
@depresseddude124 жыл бұрын
The whole Deicide bit is the best part of the video. Dude, you're a genius
@LordOfFlies5 жыл бұрын
The moomins are Finnish... Also known as the most metal country
@chroulvus5 жыл бұрын
Why does the middle part sound like fanfiction
@jamesmochoa5 жыл бұрын
I don't know how much of this is historically accurate
@miguelbarahona66365 жыл бұрын
Everything is!
@Pragnantweggyboard5 жыл бұрын
'Later, uh no that's it actually' perfect.
@putridabomination5 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is my favorite video on the internet 😂🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
@josephstalin3229 ай бұрын
Melodeath is the best metal genre of all time
@i_want_my_shuggah24 күн бұрын
No.
@i_want_my_shuggah24 күн бұрын
And with such a ridiculous and fasc... Ehem ehem ist profile picture, I can't really take whatever you type on the Internet, seriously.
@josephstalin32224 күн бұрын
@@i_want_my_shuggah it’s not my fault you have dogshit music taste, you can just say that instead of trying to hide it behind random nonsense
@trucklovingfather4 жыл бұрын
That westward expansion bit was fantastic, nice work.
@truffeltroll66684 жыл бұрын
Dethklok joined your channel
@cam46175 жыл бұрын
"im gonna put you Six Feet Under" damn.
@Trueidentity15 жыл бұрын
I died at "the less interesting sequel to germany"
@trefod2 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't think death metal had much of a cultural bias, but here am I in Denmark and my favorite death metal bands were Bolt Thrower, Entombed and Pestilence. All situated equidistantly around my home country. Weird huh?
@abhijeetsharma57645 жыл бұрын
I like Melodic Death Metal and I think its cool. I'm not crying
@technimechanical5 жыл бұрын
Goniloc would your name happen to be Colin!?
@mgonzalez88805 жыл бұрын
I think its chandler myers..
@Megnanus5 жыл бұрын
Moomin is a finnish show. Swedish fish is a American candy. But nice try. ;)
@Goniloc5 жыл бұрын
I actually included the Swedish fish part as a joke thinking that it was an American candy, but I later found out that it was created by a Swedish candy company. My world was shattered.
@psychosalad66535 жыл бұрын
Another Swedish death metal band is Amon Amarth. They’re mostly regarded as melodic death metal but they’re still great
@aaronhanson98985 жыл бұрын
He took the piss out of them mate
@lethalslaughterband54982 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you didn’t say cannibal corpse was from Florida
@maleexile9053 Жыл бұрын
Same here
@thegreaterg8r1485 жыл бұрын
my english teacher looks like a metal hating socccer mom, but she always tries new types of music. while she doesnt like metal, she does like several kataklysm songs
@Irma_Vep5 жыл бұрын
“Ew, Who invited Jesus!?” 😂🖤
@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord68442 жыл бұрын
What about Chuck Shuldiner…?
@mylerwilson48792 жыл бұрын
Bit the dust
@IrishMan74755 жыл бұрын
That transition to Chris Barnes was respectable.
@macro35866 жыл бұрын
BLACK DIALATED MORMONNN LOL
@Goose215 жыл бұрын
Tomb of the Mootilated that made my day hahaha
@resultedchutoy33535 жыл бұрын
"The Black Dilated Morman" had me dying!!🤣🤣🤣
@devinmedina59865 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found this channel. This is a hidden fucking gem.
@haydenr47376 жыл бұрын
Talk about Canada scene
@mattbowden19815 жыл бұрын
George “Horserider” Fisher
@kellanmurakami53405 жыл бұрын
Rob scallon begs to differ. All metal is appropriate everywhere.
@just_ethanj02 Жыл бұрын
The cannibal corpse part fucking killed me lnfao
@emmettyoung76035 жыл бұрын
Technical death all the way boi
@richardvasquez67465 жыл бұрын
I love the Decide album "Ew, who invited Jesus!?"
@thehellion7545 жыл бұрын
That last quote is priceless, I'm gonna remember it
@Gavreeli6 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I now have a long list of bands to get a acquainted with.