Good Children: Episode 13: Fighting For Your Life At Gymnastics Parties

[@Ethanius02]

I have never related so hard to starving yourself at a friends house being too scared to say ur hungry. Sometimes I would even be scared to ask for water lmao

[@GoodChildrenPod]

we need a support group for this

[@amandamarcano8353]

Marshall Cyrus needs to come forward IMMEDIATELY

[@GoodChildrenPod]

EXPEDITIOUSLY

[@oliviarose3364]

This is simply the only podcast that I have my post notifications on for. I simply have never felt more comforted by any creator on any platform than I have felt here. Thank you for this gift

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank you omg

[@alanarodriguez6838]

The way I needed this 50 min and 56 sec episode.. 😭 and also happy birthday Joe!! Literally crying. Was such a great episode.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank you so much

[@evahernandez5189]

The birthday wish. Omg tears.

[@owenokay]

i have never related to two people more in my life. i showed the podcast to my best friend and she said “it’s like i’m watching you have a conversation with yourself.”

[@rhiannaoconnor]

I just turned 26 a couple weeks ago so knowing that we grew up in the same era makes so much sense. I relate to your nostalgic stories so much! Especially growing up as a bigger kid! You guys make me laugh so much and I enjoy the podcast so much! I can promise you, your subscribers will only go up from here! keep doing what you’re doing. I’m so glad I found you guys! Happy birthday Joe! 🥳🥳

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank you so so so so so much ♥️

[@lincolnb2244]

You guys release an episode everyday that I go to the gym so it’s literally a ritual for me to listen to you guys at the gym now. It’s part of the workout lmao.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

gym buddies forever

[@CuteSeamus]

i'm happy you have each other... i wish i had a friendship like yours... hugs from dallas...

[@donovan311]

In my mind and dreams I am the third member of this podcast. I am literally sitting in the room with my very own can of Guayaki.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

😭😭😭😭

[@maddybauer1158]

I GENUINELY look forward to Wednesdays now bc of this podcast- thank you guys so much for your authenticity 😪🫶🏼

[@GoodChildrenPod]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@LiveLaughLoveAnna1]

This podcast makes me feel like I’m FaceTime with my two best friends🥺 I literally relate so much to your childhood and experiences

[@emilyralls]

Another Wednesday night with the besties! Happy Birthday Joe!!

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@paigekamali]

You both radiate ‘down-to-earth celebrity’ energy. Seriously there’s a special brevity to the humor and nuggets of wisdom that you weave into your stories. So much love for you both!!😚

[@GoodChildrenPod]

omg tysm

[@thebeccasolis]

omfg and the mirrorball interior of the fireplace.....oh i LOVE.

[@attractive_nuisance0]

omg. i am currently binge-ing your episodes and i'm obsessed. i constantly hear both of your voices in my head now - both of you saying "100%" just kind of bounces around like a pinball in my brain now lollll couldn't be happier bout it

[@stas563]

my wife and I have thrown some fun themed parties and costumes are MANDATORY!!! We’ve done Shrek, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, and this year was circus and LGBTQ+ media/characters. When y’all were talking about that part I wanted to just pull out my phone and show you all the pictures! 🥺 thanks for hanging out with us every Wednesday!!!

[@GoodChildrenPod]

BEST THEMES!!!!

[@mckennabeatty6024]

I just had to pause this video from crying laughing at my work desk and I wasn't even 9 mins in

[@lowarches]

I’m a little late to the game, but enjoying this POD so much. Makes me feel like home. Thank you!

[@MrAttacklama]

Andrew's proud lil smile when Joe was talking about the s'mores cookies had me DYING lmao

[@TheXoch17]

not only was i a fridge opener.... but i was ALSO going to slam open that pantry door. had to see what kind of snacks we were working with

[@GoodChildrenPod]

honestly good for you!!!!

[@sararocks3126]

happy birthday joe!!! also love your writing, i really resonated with your first essay, thank you for sharing your gift with us

[@GoodChildrenPod]

omg thank you SO much!!!! ♥️🥹

[@Miakapetanakis]

you guys are 100% my favorite podcast

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank you so much

[@broadwaybeat]

Thank you so much for helping to heal my inner chubby gay kid from the early 2000s. I haven’t thought about my childhood with joy in so long, your podcast sheds such a different light on it ❤

[@CyanSpaceTurtle]

I want to say that i deadass love your guys’s content and Im so glad I found your podcast

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank youuuu😭

[@annikawakefield408]

just wanted to say i started seeing your clips on tiktok and thought you guys were so hilarious and i had to find your pod. I have just binged all your episodes bc im obsessed. I was in such a slump today and finding you made my day today. your energies are wonderful and you both seem like such beautiful people, people I would want to be friends with. from a fellow gay long islander to another!!

[@mikaelab9346]

Once again, I feel like I’m sitting with my friends. Thank you for making this day brighter!

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank YOU so much!!!

[@corbentx]

That ended super sweet! I'm on 13 so I'm rolling thru them! I've been listening on my work commute so it's been fun

[@luismoreno9005]

Joe: “How could you fit?” JOE SKSKSK THAT WAS FATPHOBIC 😭🤣💀

[@adamkassemtv]

The colors turned out great. The house looks good!

[@paulx175]

“Tallest one at the party but the shortest one in the pool” PLEASEEEE 😭

[@GoodChildrenPod]

i genuinely have not stopped thinking about that sentence for days now

[@Moorandmist]

Omg I’m Birthday Twins with you Andrew! Happy Half Birthday for the other day 💖

[@omguy]

Again I feel seen by Joe and Andrew. I am so like Andrew-loving attention on my own agenda and not with unwanted attention. ❤️❤️❤️Good Children.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

♥️🥹

[@picklechipps5632]

Soooo in my hometown we played Smear the Queer as well. But it was in real life with a football. Whoever had the football you would tackle/ beat. It was a way for kids to pick who they wanted to beat up and toss them a football….

[@lonelyfans9080]

BLESSING us with 50 min vids this week!

[@stas563]

my wife and I were watching together while cooking dinner and y’all started talking about garlic right as I was chopping the garlic ✨

[@batteryacidyouslime5197]

Just clicked play and started my favorite part of Wednesday. hbd joe and thank y’all!

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank YOU!!!!

[@rafi5333]

Omg this is the longest episode yet ily guys u listened 😢

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@amarameister4013]

I binged all your episodes and this show is amazing! I love your back and forth and how witty you guys are. Do you guys actually finish each other’s sentences or do you do a couple takes? If so your synergy is next level !

[@vertigoroach7383]

The amount of times Joe and Andrew talk about not picking each other in school…. Like at some point you had to just stop even wanting to be picked like damn.

[@mckennahowad1182]

marshal cryus 😂 I’m dead

[@GoodChildrenPod]

marshall cyrus if you're out there i just have a few questions

[@isabelroemer]

omg I hope the baby gays are watching and listening

[@jakeloucks2377]

Happy birthday joe! Love ya’ll

[@GoodChildrenPod]

ty

[@mbrinton97]

rewatching this 7 months later for comfort while working

[@aaronmurray4286]

i cried at the end of this video omfg. happy birthday joeee

[@isaaclee1416]

The “How did you FIT? 🤭” at 22:07 took me OUT

[@lane8728]

Happy birthday legend 💕✨

[@alexandrias8556]

Your podcast is litrally the best, it brings me so much joy every time a new episode comes out. But also I DID just cry listening to this episode at my 9-5 in my cubicle with my headset on 🙃

[@alejandroarias248]

Happy Birthday Joe! You guys are so amazing and I have never been so captivated and related so much to a podcast before but growing up as a little gay kid this podcast is like my therapy and I truly love every aspect of it.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank you so much

[@kateykolesky3755]

Happy Birthday Joe! I am also a Leo sun and Libra rising. The fact that we have two of the same big three is why i swear you say everything I'm thinking and why I'd also want to be besties with Andrew

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank you omg

[@sarahmartinez3749]

The ending killed me. With the fucking birthday crown and gorgeous piano situation playing in the background. Also, why is dad so hot?! Happy birthday!

[@jianella]

this will help me get through the work day🕺🏻

[@GoodChildrenPod]

that's what we're here for

[@She_Wont_Focus]

This episode is so heart warming I can’t stand you two 😂♥️♥️

[@mytheegemini]

We LOVEEE an almost hour long episode 😍😍😍😍

[@joelreynoso1733]

Joe - I’m a summer birthday too and it suuuucked! I feel your pain!

[@nataliekeller5871]

I can’t get enough you guys are my best friends 😭😭😭😭😭

[@MrKevonator]

Happy birthday bestie!💕 at this point I feel like I just have to comment on every video because there has YET to be an episode where I haven’t literally said “they literally have lived the same life as me” lolol. I can’t wait to see an episode where y’all have your moms on! I’m sure I’ll laugh and cry. 🥲

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank you thank you thank you

[@jmkillerclone]

Can't express how much I love this podcast. It makes me feel like I had gay friends during school and your stories are helping me recall my own messy memories - crazy how life can be so similar 😵‍💫🤣

[@stas563]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEEEEEE!!!!! 🥳

[@GoodChildrenPod]

tysm

[@gissellepaz2116]

i actually cannot believe that andrew doesn’t remember the animal party episode of that’s so raven

[@taylormarie8184]

‘Someone caught wind’ babes I just know you were hoping someone would hear you 😂

[@taylormarie8184]

Andrew, you saw photos of this kid with Miley? Kind of like joes Instagram photos? 😂💀 I have too many thoughts during these I’m just gonna comment on my own comment I guess 😂😂😂

[@GoodChildrenPod]

@@taylormarie8184 HAHHAHA please feel free to comment your entire stream of consciousness

[@taylormarie8184]

also the best non dairy ice cream I’ve ever had is the so delicious brand of Carmel cashew flavored and PLEASE TRY IT

[@WASOPO]

omg crying before noon at this birthday wish monologue♥️🥹

[@GoodChildrenPod]

♥️🥹♥️🥹♥️🥹

[@zarbarbiexoxo]

April 30th?!?!? I knew there was a reason I connected with Andrew so much! #bdaytwinsies

[@GoodChildrenPod]

april tauruses >>>

[@surfergirl988]

I NEED an episode on early 2000s reality shows

[@StevenPesantez]

The *Good* at 6:23 really brought this episode together

[@HS-pm1ro]

It’s giving Rosie O 😂

[@Bambino.burrito]

OKAY SPONSOR!!!🎉 good for y’all ❤

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@miguelespinosa7002]

I was a menace at birthday parties. I HAD to get the most candy from the piñata every time and I would use each party as a trail run for new strategies until I perfected the technique

[@brittneyrisher1946]

As a Leo, I’ve had so many fucking Themed parties too, from great gatsby to emo themed, Hawaiian and Hollywood. I was truly under the impression that I was a star at the age of 12 lmao

[@oliviaseibert5854]

Andrew was so funny in this ep. I literally cackled at the Josh Groban line

[@goobenstein37]

Wow I'm crying now

[@GoodChildrenPod]

😭

[@taylorrspeaking]

I feel like I need to hear you guys talk more about dance moms.

[@Kittykatstyles25]

joe reminds me of charlie brown in the most beautiful way possible

[@mavitaylormusic]

12/10 banter

[@KevinSanchez-rp8oh]

Love the pod!!! Also… Y’all should look into colabing with “your gay cousin” with Michael and estevan!!!

[@isabelroemer]

“I don’t wanna be near anything besides a dAWg”

[@collins2404]

There was nothing more humbling than wearing a shirt in the pool and having to get rid of that big ass air bubble when you got out

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@brettthibodeaux2582]

bring the sleeveless sweatshirt back

[@GoodChildrenPod]

trying so hard to find it on ebay

[@joelreynoso1733]

XTINA SHIRT 🔥

[@stacia.9862]

50 minutes?? oh this episode outsold

[@AmyRandazzo]

we need a deep dive into your continued usage of "nevertheless she persisted" ... but no shade bc everyone who is 25-26 now genuinely still believes it is 2017 and we are in college

[@isabelroemer]

I had a gymnastics birthday party as a kid and I am a full bisexual and to me that just adds up

[@brookemurphree8391]

when i had a pool party and had a photo shoot in our towel dresses i forced my mom to do to everyone bc i didn’t want to be seen in a swimsuit

[@hiitsandiii6582]

Where did Andrew get the smile slides? 😊

[@GoodChildrenPod]

they were a gift to joe that didn't fit😭

[@mbrinton97]

Stopppp the quarter slice of pizza and a waterrr like why was i absolutely terrified to have a soda at a party

[@GoodChildrenPod]

:((((

[@taren1d]

i had my birthday dinner at olive garden i didn't know i could force my friends to pay for my food too damnit

[@kellylovett5530]

tell me why spent half of my childhood in a leotard because of those parties

[@user-yb3zs6lf3l]

all i want to do is shit talk over lunch with you two LMAO

[@GoodChildrenPod]

😂😂😂

[@blondsundoll05]

usually im one of the first to come when this uploads but i like slept all day sry i flopped

[@GoodChildrenPod]

it's ok we still see hear and love u

[@aaronmurray4286]

im starting a petition to normalize fridge opening. that's all

[@GoodChildrenPod]

you're right but you shouldn't say it

[@user-yb3zs6lf3l]

wait there was a place on long island called pizza network and i had every single party there as a kid and ALWAYS made the poor girls running the party make my pizza into a butterfly shape because i was difficult LMFAO

[@GoodChildrenPod]

how do we not know about this

[@a.r.rogers4373]

hi! fellow fridge opener here!

[@rachelholland7891]

I’m so happy mispronouncing bathing suit is a semi-universal experience because when I found out I was saying it wrong I felt BETRAYED

[@sabrinamora-pacheco3873]

whats the non dairy ice cream???

[@GoodChildrenPod]

Eclipse!! Highly recommend!!

[@isabelroemer]

Joe baby the smear the queer story was not a “light” anecdote 😭😭😭

[@isabelbonebrake3992]

no because the gymnastics studio would have open gym and me not being a gymnast went just for the foam pit

[@megjuland]

humbly begging for a seek treatment/good children crossover ep

[@madisonbrookens6285]

No but I’ve only ever gave Rosie’O

[@GoodChildrenPod]

it's a way of life

[@ashleigh5965]

BAITING SUIT

[@gracegraziano7772]

omg i was the girl who had the animal parties!!! i was known for them omg stoppppp

[@GoodChildrenPod]

you're that girl i knew you were