GOOD CHILDREN: Episode 21: Coming Out

[@GoodChildrenPod]

r u coming to our live show on nov 22nd at the bell house????

[@cheekynandosss581]

My Australian ass wishes 😭

[@GoodChildrenPod]

@@cheekynandosss581 WE WILL MAKE IT THERE I'M SO SERIOUS

[@amandamarcano8353]

COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS

[@GoodChildrenPod]

@@amandamarcano8353 SEE YOU THERE

[@cheekynandosss581]

@@GoodChildrenPod PLSSSSS

[@__MC__MC__]

The “Hi Sisters” put me into a rage blackout first thing this morning.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

hi sister!!!

[@tayskiis]

the james charles impression activated my fight or flight response. it was THAT good.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank you so much

[@liftedaura99]

ruined my night

[@lukechatwin5054]

me pausing my receptionist simulation job to watch every Wednesday morning is like poping a perc 30 just to take the edge off. i love this podcast

[@GoodChildrenPod]

we're lowkey big pharma...

[@aaronmurray4286]

"im gay" and turning off your phone is so toxic i fkin love it lol

[@GoodChildrenPod]

♥️😭😭

[@davc17]

Andrew giving boy meets world realness

[@charlicerodriguez4241]

Good children is like coffee in the morning, you need it to get through the day

[@GoodChildrenPod]

ABSOLUTELY

[@milkjugs4771]

if there were ever evidence for platonic soulmates, you two are it

[@alexissio9962]

y'all confusing the pythagorean theorem and the quadratic formula is a serve. I love you both sm

[@GoodChildrenPod]

😭

[@alyssae178]

“You’re desperately looking for something to explain the naps” 3 minutes in & I’m cackling

[@GoodChildrenPod]

andrew calling napping a trauma response to being gay

[@alyssae178]

Hope he didn’t pull anything w that reach

[@jakeloucks2377]

Learning how to say “no” was the most important thing in my life! It completely changes your relationships and helps mental health so much

[@mytheegemini]

Why do I feel like you guys would absolutely slay I’m like a bird by Nelly Furtado

[@GoodChildrenPod]

we took ur request and ran with it for the episode we filmed last night

[@taylormarie8184]

James impression morphed a bit into Mickey from last week lol, guys you need to do a Spotify live where we can all talk to you during, because I am only 1min in and already felt the need to comment… 😂

[@GoodChildrenPod]

mickey last week is what led to james this week😭😭

[@cheekynandosss581]

The Mickey Mouse to James Charles pipeline

[@zaletabuskin]

It’s the feeling of rewatching this and just sitting, full attention, watching Andrew smell his fingers for what feels like real Years

[@marc7585]

the pure conviction I have to flee my Midwest thanksgiving to see you two is *astronomical* 💕💕

[@GoodChildrenPod]

andrew will cook you a full thanksgiving dinner

[@emmagannon8060]

the way that somersault is actually the prettiest word i ever heard broke me

[@Twinklestarr518]

I def remember there were other names as you got older for girl scouts. Can’t remember exactly but the last one was Ambassador, how cool.

[@trentdietz230]

loving two episode 20s

[@GoodChildrenPod]

lol stop

[@ivegotsunshine13]

Omg full body chills at cowboy like me a capella (good children’s version)

[@alanarodriguez6838]

Great episode, as always!!!💅🏼 But also wondering if I need to go to the doctor for the amount of naps I take.. 🫣

[@GoodChildrenPod]

IT'S POSSIBLE

[@Holyfanz]

HELLO REPORTING FOR COMMENT DUTY!! I love you both! Good luck on the show, I will be waiting for you on the west coast ❤

[@GoodChildrenPod]

THANK YOU ELON

[@katelynnalexa]

I know I wasn’t the only one to fall victim to “don’t get high on your own supply” when selling the World Finest Chocolates cause.. my mom was having to put money in for me everytime.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

😭😭😭

[@ivanmadrigal4136]

This is one of the best episodes you’ve put out! Thanks for sharing your experiences. 😊

[@GoodChildrenPod]

thank you

[@magsmunroe]

omg yay the passing of time …. another good children !! 😍😍🥰❤️‍🔥

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@angelavollmer267]

Came here to say I’ve been watching since episode 3 but I work in a school so I usually watch on Fridays ❤️

[@ramaaaa777]

new fav podcast yes

[@GoodChildrenPod]

♥️♥️

[@kerrywhittle8883]

I love the outfits today so fleeky

[@GoodChildrenPod]

♥️♥️

[@delaney2292]

The joy and healing you guys doing this has me! Thank you!

[@xosteph1414ox]

love this pod

[@GoodChildrenPod]

love u

[@skunkskiestink6620]

The live show poster picture looks aaaamaaaazinnng babes wow

[@avacake6600]

think i learned a different pythagorean theorem

[@GoodChildrenPod]

no we are just dumb and recited the quadratic formula

[@naminaro8842]

As someone with a white tongue, Tongue Scrappers are a godsent.

[@gabbi892]

thanks for proving to me that ik the pythagorean theorem and quadratic formula.. cause as yall spoke about it I was like no baby I know that ain’t right

[@rachelweiss9870]

I love to pop a Good Children every time I have heartburn!

[@__MC__MC__]

5 validation nap girlies check in!

[@GoodChildrenPod]

GO TO A DOCTOR

[@slaymachine5000]

the way i literally yawned and then joe yawned in the vid it’s like we’re so connected 😍

[@GoodChildrenPod]

hey twin

[@ijones498]

As a former Cub Scout that participated in the pine car derby twice and never won, this episode is exactly what I needed to resolve that trauma lmao

[@misskitteh11]

i DIED when andrew was checking his breath with his fingers. like why did it take so long

[@actuallygrant]

So like recreation of Defying Gravity at the live show orrrr???

[@GoodChildrenPod]

there are going to be multiple shocking live musical numbers

[@xoashx34]

Ooooo come to Minneapolis! ❤

[@LiveLaughLoveAnna1]

I love how you guys stopped showing the T*ms logo since they never answered your twitter dm’s

[@mjbello17]

"This isn't me blowing smoke up that tight hole" IM AM DEAD

[@emmmmmuhh]

babeeess i can't get enough x

[@GoodChildrenPod]

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@kelseyarmstrong2490]

Congrats on over 5k you two!!😭❤️❤️

[@abigailsiegfried6233]

Came here to say I listened to this on my way to work and GENUINELY thought for .5 a second that James Charles was in this episode 😭

[@GoodChildrenPod]

can u imagine

[@rachelpayton9290]

this podcast makes me cackle. obsessed.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@sarahmartinez3749]

Do you think you guys will just end up being bff roommates forever? Like you're literally each others person, just not romantically. I feel it's a dream actually.

[@GoodChildrenPod]

we're too disgusting to ever live with anyone else so...

[@avacake6600]

you’re both glowing

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@2542lauren]

god I love this podcast

[@GoodChildrenPod]

love u

[@mbrinton97]

do a live show in philly omg

[@angelavollmer267]

I second this PLEASE!!

[@AmandaLima-yf9jt]

Why did I get the chills when you started to recite Allstar 😭😂

[@annie9612]

am loving that you guys know the quadratic formula but thought it was the pythagorean theorem

[@911alicecullen]

Hi angels, y’all have this episode listed as number 11 on the podcast app, and it confuses tf outta me this morning lol ily

[@911alicecullen]

*confused

[@ivegotsunshine13]

The way I knew it was Tums just by the sound

[@alliecapasso7873]

i just binged all of these episodes while sick with the stomach flu and now i don't know what to do with myself

[@venusworship]

i’m VERYYY conscious of my best little girl in the world syndrome. offsetting any possible disapproval of me being gay with making myself impossible not to love so that way the person at fault is even more clearly an asshole 🥳 and i remain untouchable 😍 keep the upper hand always 😌❤️

[@christopherolvera6551]

Didn't hear a word, I was distracted by Andrews pants 🥴

[@cheekynandosss581]

Excuse me I just noticed the mugs??????? So cute

[@GoodChildrenPod]

[@jazzwithsasha]

i can’t believe you got james charles on the pod!!

[@GoodChildrenPod]

he dm’d us and is such big fan of the show so it just made sense! it was such an honor!!

[@KitoGarcia]

baby it’s WEEKLY

[@bobbymireles1318]

Andrew being the vanessa williams of drag of soap box derby car races

[@GoodChildrenPod]

no literally

[@mirandadawnporter]

Raising my hand as a straight-married-Bi-Wife with lifetime best little boy syndrome ✋️

[@GoodChildrenPod]

🤝

[@Reesi500]

One of my most shameful childhood memories: I ate precisely 13 of the charity chocolate bars and my father legit freaked out because he had to finance the $13 for my food addiction.

[@angelavollmer267]

Also I was a brownie that never made it to girl scouts and I still think about it at least once a month lol

[@aeabby97]

Not the quadratic formula when you meant to say the pythagorean theorem 😬😬

[@lucym.3793]

I need your guys' take on gaylor theories.

[@isabelroemer]

Joe baby you and I are the same when it comes to not dating bc why try if it hasn’t worked out I feel that

[@GoodChildrenPod]

😭😭😭

[@tylorebates2117]

I just cannot get over how similar our childhoods were. The gay experience Is a hell of a drug 😅

[@GoodChildrenPod]

😭😭😭

[@tylorebates2117]

My partner and I have listened to every podcast. We're hooked! Come to Syracuse!

[@mikecentanni1224]

Cub ➡️ Boy➡️ Eagle is definitely somebody’s username on Scruff

[@isabelroemer]

Please let me take my babies around Dallas

[@lane8728]

Happy pride Gay!

[@cheekynandosss581]

Andrew please go to the doctor 😂

[@GoodChildrenPod]

no literally

[@TheXoch17]

as someone who’s dad built every single school project… #justiceforandrew

[@mxds777]

andrew’s white tongue might have been from the tums im screaming he rlly said 👁️👄👁️

[@coles4029]

I got so confused listening to the podcast on Spotify that I had to come find the KZbin video to see if James Charles was really on the show

[@lilylemon2225]

STOP my friends and i also did a full coreographed performance to all star for my fourth grade talent showwweh

[@taren1d]

andrew is the vanessa williams and alyssa edwards of new york

[@ChandlerAdame]

i need a good children discord

[@GoodChildrenPod]

we genuinely don’t know what this means but if you want to make one by all means

[@ChandlerAdame]

@@GoodChildrenPod i tried to post the link here but youtube deletes it - going to dm you the link

[@mellyallison]

So the real question is with all this buzzfeed drama happening is Joe able to debunk or confirm the alleged greyhound dog that was fed to them for a video that was never released? Apparently they were told that it was steak…. Twitter is wild for that one but it could be true and I’m itching to know Joe is our only hope

[@GoodChildrenPod]

i'm gonna say absolutely not

[@Sophersxd]

If I was listening to this ep I would’ve thought James Charles was a guest

[@HS-pm1ro]

Come to Denver 😩🏳️‍🌈

[@Kittykatstyles25]

"what's the point of even being a boy" felt

[@andrewpotter8651]

I don’t like Tattes cookies either. Thanks for the visibility

[@robbymikel6284]

But like not one adult would let a child cut wood alone so he was disqualified for being toooooo good. Not that dude helped. I did the same thing. Not one adult let me "carve" wood as a child

[@gracegraziano7772]

your hands sometimes excrete that garlicky smell during high levels of stress and anxiety !!

[@GoodChildrenPod]

no this just ruined his day

[@carlosjuarez117]

My parents when I came out to them were like “okay…um anyways…” and went back to watching Game of Thrones 🧍🏽‍♂️this was after coming back from the gaybourhood in Dallas at 4am 😅

[@carlosjuarez117]

Tho I will say the story of that night was so traumatic so I’m glad they reacted that way 😂

[@whittertitters13]

I never knew I was a “perfectionist” until my mom pointed it out. Apparently I won’t do things either if I know it won’t be perfect 🫠