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@epiccarrot8815 күн бұрын
My favourite food is ligma
@rei_40415 күн бұрын
@@Aquwa_VT dumplings
@reubrax358915 күн бұрын
Pizza
@TAMAMO-VIRUS15 күн бұрын
@@reubrax3589 Same, pizza is the best food ever
@Aquwa_VT15 күн бұрын
@@epiccarrot88 LIGMA B---
@thenation949215 күн бұрын
I hear no jingling keys at the start of the video I'm out
@jacksonknock183315 күн бұрын
Ah, damn it! Not me going into the comment section 7 seconds into the video, only to be called out like this!
@Aquwa_VT15 күн бұрын
damnnnn fine ill jungle it more jeez >:[
@Your_uncle32015 күн бұрын
Thank for early warning
@prometheus181514 күн бұрын
Why live...
@ginkitsune15 күн бұрын
Man, I love Aquwa's accent
@Starvaze15 күн бұрын
Not sure what it is. But the phraseology is a mix of Chinese and Latin (I could be very much wrong though)
@Aquwa_VT15 күн бұрын
its a mix of english and alien 😺
@paradoxnova504315 күн бұрын
11:13 Pinned messages get unpinned if they are edited so don't worry!
@TrineofFire33315 күн бұрын
0:20 "Chat puts the lotion on their skin, or else they get the ban again.."
@Aquwa_VT15 күн бұрын
huh
@TheDraken0315 күн бұрын
@@Aquwa_VTI think it’s a silence of the lambs movie reference
@TrineofFire33315 күн бұрын
@@TheDraken03 It is quite the wholesome film, I highly recommend Aquwa watching it.
@imironiclystupid852615 күн бұрын
7:05 a 30 minute wait is diabolical no matter what. There aint no goddamn way the employees didnt see them waiting for 30 MINUTES
@Aquwa_VT15 күн бұрын
if it's during a busy hour, i can see it, especially if it's a tucked away seat :[
@imironiclystupid852615 күн бұрын
@@Aquwa_VT Well now I feel bad
@vampire84711 күн бұрын
@@Aquwa_VT It wasn't a tucked away seat. It was a bar seat.... Still the mess was very much the wrong thing to do. Least it wasn't something super hard to clean up though.
@rioghander2te9 күн бұрын
@@vampire847 how were they able to complete the mess when it was a bar seat?
@vampire8479 күн бұрын
@@rioghander2te I dunno... I can just tell ya what was visible in the picture.
@rovkirhexusvt14 күн бұрын
22:44 so when my grandma on my dad's side died, for whatever reason all the siblings decided my dad should make/get the headstone (he is the youngest of 11). He had me edit the actual headstone image to say "______ was my favorite," subbing in each sibling's name and sending it to them asking if it needed any corrections. All of them said it looked good except one, but that was a minor spelling error. Meanwhile, my mom and dad made a fake headstone that said "(dad) was my most favorite" lmao 2 of them were really mad at the burial(? idk she was cremated) but another one had to walk around away from everyone else because he and his wife couldn't stop laughing
@procow227412 күн бұрын
21:00 remember that one. It was a wet t shirt contest and after she won they led her to a Toyota and opened the door and gave her the toy yoda inside.
@orbitron620115 күн бұрын
Praise to the editor too!! This was awesome
@Aquwa_VT15 күн бұрын
headpats for gabriel!
@DarkFrozenDepths15 күн бұрын
Also, I like Dominos too. But I also like Pizza Hut and Little Caesar's. The kicker? NONE OF THEM ARE NEAR WHERE I LIVE! They ALL closed down the nearby locations!
@TAMAMO-VIRUS15 күн бұрын
I feel you. I still have a Dominos and a Little Caesar's near me, but the Pizza Hut near me closed down. And the next nearest one happens to be *JUST* outside of delivery range
@Juhno14 күн бұрын
2:19 When my family was on vacation, me and my dad were at the beach. People looked us funny, because we took turns drinking water from a vodka bottle. I was nine years old. And for some reason I understood the situation, so while drinking from the bottle I gasped/sighed excessively and wiped my mouth like a Real Man(tm).
@KeiranNg-z4z15 күн бұрын
0:27 if someone gave me a Oreo with toothpaste, no offence but I won’t trust anything you do, say, or even think about anymore.
@sevenz3r01115 күн бұрын
it would be war for me, i would never let them live peacefully
@DarkFrozenDepths15 күн бұрын
If that or the mayo filled doughnut thing was done to me.... peace never was and never will be an option
@josheldridge854610 күн бұрын
Glitter bombs are out. Using a hole punch and making confetti out of poison ivy leaves is in!
@Voron_Aggrav9 күн бұрын
11:21 I'm pretty certain YT actually has safeguards against that, so it unpins and unhearts the comment when edited to prevent you from accidentally endorsing something you wouldn't
@Dreinkeskov15 күн бұрын
She kidnapped them
@DrWhite_115 күн бұрын
0:55 holy, im in a video. mission accomplished.
@Aquwa_VT15 күн бұрын
hello past drwhite :]
@dankmemer657615 күн бұрын
I kneel
@hollomai498015 күн бұрын
25:15 The real question is who decided to make that glue container look so similar to a milk jug
@Crimson_typhoon77712 күн бұрын
who is making fun of the U.S. Army?
@GabrielClipThat15 күн бұрын
3:55 she made a pipe bomb in the mailbox but with a cockroach, my streamer 🙌
@Aquwa_VT15 күн бұрын
why did u phrase it like that Erm
@lowkeyarki709115 күн бұрын
twitch chat, blink twice if you need a ladder
@DeadGamerChillin15 күн бұрын
They need therapy 😅
@LonelyAncient15 күн бұрын
thanks Aquwa for all these fun prank ideas, I'll be sure to use them.
@Tyrian3k11 күн бұрын
13:20 It's important to know how to create chloroform. Otherwise, you don't know how to *not* create it by accident. That's why the knowledge to create just about everything is available.
@kingcobra473312 күн бұрын
I was once the one to hand out candy during halloween, i was dressed up as myers. I pretended to be one of the doll figure u can have to just sit there, like the golden freddy pose. I scare the crepe out of children, so much so that we still had candy leftover
@jasonlshadow175012 күн бұрын
8:28 in my defense (hit the edge of a cabinet this morning while cooking), I was trying to find where the bruise stopped hurting. It was a decent bruise, honestly (still made a tasty breakfast, though).
@rei_40415 күн бұрын
I cant stop watching this cute anime girl
@Sleepdeprevation0115 күн бұрын
@@rei_404 she isnt a "cute anime girl" She is our cute anime girl captain
@Ezmusic120715 күн бұрын
Yep, you’re cooked.
@cyprian62615 күн бұрын
@Ezmusic1207, you're also here, though.
@Ezmusic120715 күн бұрын
@@cyprian626 i was talking to rei for calling aquwa a “cute Anime girl” and not our captain.
@WoobertAIO15 күн бұрын
That viagra one reminded me of the r/KamikazeByWords subreddit. Truly peak roasts in there.
@SolaIvyCeleste15 күн бұрын
Thank you for the video Captain! Fine addition to my stockpile for the 16 hour outage!!
@Aquwa_VT15 күн бұрын
thank you for always watching it~!
@MaiSakurajoestar15 күн бұрын
14:55 there’s always one last drop in the tube.
@Theblackswordsman48215 күн бұрын
NGL I found many similarities here 💀
@shmurkenhurken12 күн бұрын
I put bugs in the freezer if they are really big, they are too scary for me to crush or let out into the wild.
@Sur3sT10 күн бұрын
Ok putting mattress in the water while they are asleep and just watching them flow away is something that actually happens my family has done it to each other multiple times because whether they wake up and fall off or try and contemplate how they get back both are hilarious every time
@Real_GothEnjoyer15 күн бұрын
*Intro Detected* She still loves us 💙🤍
@Aquwa_VT15 күн бұрын
ofc i still love my YT frogs wymmm
@hexagonpentagon254215 күн бұрын
You caught me I do love Aquwa’s twitch chat
@Nyperold01815 күн бұрын
1:22 That seems like a good way to provoke the more clever kids to hide their brussels sprouts sort of near your door but out of sight. 6:27 I don't know, ask the food industry of not long enough ago. Yeah... if I edit a KZbin comment, I've either corrected a misspelling or, when I initially posted, I was only partway through the video when I commented, and I wanted to add more commentary after I picked up where I left off. 12:50 And you can't turn it down, because "All That Matters" is you have something to write with. 15:39 This reminds me of a product I might see in a Homestar Runner toon. Probably a Strong Bad email 17:39 Oh no... Police! Don't do that! You'll encourage people to try to hit that speed! At least save it for a place where the speed limit is, like, 65 mph (~104.6 km/h)! (Other speeds: 69 mph = ~111 km/h; 30 mph = ~48.3 km/h. Even going 69 km/h (~43 mph) in a 30 mph zone would likely get you some sort of penalty, though not as severe as 69 mph.) And now, for us imperial-users, 10 km is just over 6 miles. 24:06 If you've got the money for it, maybe it'll lower the pain for some people?
@hachnslay11 күн бұрын
1:45 - The monkey paw curls - There will be furries in fursuits visiting you on next halloween.
@thunder_wolf2310 күн бұрын
One Halloween, I wore a Japanese demon mask to greet trick-or-treaters and I think I traumatized a few small children. So the next year I got more masks and a cloak.
@mr.chicken68815 күн бұрын
Dw Twitch, Aquwa kidnapped us too
@mastercobaltmusic12 күн бұрын
Hi Twitch Also 14:55 One of the best movies ever!!!
@aaronalkor2 күн бұрын
17:24 If I didn’t live with my mom and sister; I don’t know, one of those toy foam things in a teardrop shape? Since I do live with my mom and sister; I don’t know, one of the hundreds of absurd makeup products my sister uses?
@Dgdiotristan.07 күн бұрын
0:08 "*gif* YT help us"☠️
@DarkFrozenDepths15 күн бұрын
Lego + Thumb Tack = Pain Meanwhile Metallic Jacks are like "Pathetic".....
@louischasseriaud752911 күн бұрын
Rémi Gaillard is a classic prankster in France. He drives around with a blind cane out the window and pretends he can't see 🧑🦯🚗
@UndyingZombie15 күн бұрын
The "Grudge" prank is something I have done a few times. I for the most part am someone who does not do pranks but when I do its always with a "Halloween" esq twist to it.. Because Halloween has always been my fav holiday and I love scaring people... ( Keep in mind Its super, super rare for me to do pranks on people. I also only do it to those who have pulled several pranks on me. ) I noticed, because of how rare it is for me to do specific things, when I do end up doing them. It often has a bigger effect on people. Depending on what it is these people might leave me alone when it comes to specific things from there on out.. Or at the very least remember it from there on out. So its a win/win in my books.. Does that make me evil?
@srkares15 күн бұрын
14:33 you got a license to handle that much copium? 17:45 going 39 mph over the limit? monkaS also the outro cards are adorbale
@jwunder24615 күн бұрын
Hi Twitch Chat!!!! Blink twice if you need help! Another banger video Aquwa!!!
@dragonicus261414 күн бұрын
13:23 dude thats so true last year i was working with a bunch of ladies and they all said this Ladies - he's always angry
@roguetoonz744811 күн бұрын
6:50 longest I’ve waited was an hour and I’m not petty enough to do that.
@lorittaganda998312 күн бұрын
And happy Halloween
@-weaponized649315 күн бұрын
Cockroaches? Mine look like those smooshed penny souvenirs you get at zoos.
@Kaldwin797815 күн бұрын
These people are so savage
@smievil10 күн бұрын
9:57 never gonna be hungry again
@PewKittens15 күн бұрын
Got her on the ending credits for sure
@justadude45012 күн бұрын
12:18 I don't know, I feel like a friend could also just be joking or being nice.
@Ms.Ronloodle15 күн бұрын
You're telling me that chat fell into that bottomless pit by choice? What the hell were they promised?
@DarkFrozenDepths15 күн бұрын
Also, it used to be that a comment that was loved or pinned by the uploader would be unpinned or unloved instantly when edited. Is that still a thing anymore?
@aaronalkor2 күн бұрын
17:53 Santa is not real. Not in the way he is portrayed in the modern day, at least. I believe Klaus to be a spirit formed from the collective wonder and hope of the world in a time of great sorrow and suffering, to spread joy through the use of symbolic gestures that remind the people of the world of good memories
@some_guy-187 күн бұрын
Yo when i was in another city with my school class for a special day the girls put toothpaste in oreos and one of my friends threw up💀
@Sleepdeprevation0115 күн бұрын
Came as soon as i saw discord :D
@Fikayoz15 күн бұрын
Skipping the answer to the joke + not explaining what the item @ 17:19 is is *ACTUAL* psycho behavior, lmao
@dominickdoesm331115 күн бұрын
Always enjoy these videos. Keep up the good work! Maybe I’ll come check it out live sometime
@eliezersarcos781315 күн бұрын
And for my 100th comment on the aquwa_vt channel I shall 1 word Alien Alright that's the 1 word Fr tho love your vids lol
@jasonlshadow175012 күн бұрын
There’s… a lot of April Fools ones, huh? Kinda funny that my own b-day is April fools. April fools, hahaha… oh, it’s not April, huh? Well, crud. 19:21 crap, I didn’t get this far when I wrote that.
@DarkMatter199215 күн бұрын
12:57 but those are fresh cucumber slices, not pickled.
@UndyingZombie15 күн бұрын
Just a FYI that list of chemicals.. Not 100% accurate it at least is mostly accurate.. Side note one of the worlds strongest acids ( Stuff that can eat bone,muscle,ect in a dew seconds ) can be made with household products. Honestly its kind of scary what people could do with stuff just around the house but you do not see that stuff happening too often thankfully. ( Notice how I did not say exactly what they where? Its because I know someone would make some if I say exactly what it is.. And I am not going to be responsible for that. )
@43110.o15 күн бұрын
Does anyone remember when killer clowns were everywhere or is it just me.
@ParadiseDB714 күн бұрын
In case you weren't actually aware, editing a comment automatically removes the original creators hearts and any pins so that exact thing can't happen! So if you pin someone's comment and they change it to something bad (or even just to fix a typo) doing so will remove the pin. It even removes the pin if you edit your own pinned comment strangely enough
@myothemayo283715 күн бұрын
Why did i get redirected on your new shorts instead of here... Link broken??
@Sai_Ef15 күн бұрын
bleach plus ammonia gives chlorine gas? where's the nearest bottle o bleach, I need ter take a piss.
@figard985515 күн бұрын
I thought it was fridge reviews looking at the thumbnail 😔😔😔⁉️⁉️
@TheMightyCrucibleKnight18415 күн бұрын
Evening milady, why would you kidnap us, I thought we were your loved ones
@yuishishido878012 күн бұрын
What if a trick or treater shows up dressed as your VTuber model?
@blakeroni15511 күн бұрын
13:15 hey i can finally get myself a girlfriend!
@SpikedKirby15 күн бұрын
Hi Aquwa from KZbin!
@kazekammy751715 күн бұрын
I would allow myself to be abducted into twitch for captain :nodders:
@Rising_Pho3nix_2315 күн бұрын
Hi Twitch chatters. Remember, confuse don't abuse
@JeffreyHough-dp6gr10 күн бұрын
Hello this the first time I’ve seen one of your videos I’m just wondering is this your real voice?
@xifrosty15 күн бұрын
i think we need to save twitch chat
@ThOnlyHamForYou15 күн бұрын
12:30 honestly I didn't know it was a Japanese thing.. also that shi hurts as hell
@Jack_Rakan15 күн бұрын
7:05 I disagree. If they took over 30 minutes to come do something even after being called over, and you can't find their superior to report the lazy bastard(s), that is absolutely an appropriate response.
@aaronvittore259615 күн бұрын
Well how are we supposed to eat toothpaste? 0:32
@bag-o-bleach15 күн бұрын
14:40 CAP💀
@kapacb241213 күн бұрын
I love chiken pasta
@Shido-kun.15 күн бұрын
If Aquwa reacted to CaseOh getting insulted, then what about Fanum?
@Krymms12 күн бұрын
I've had to mute like 6 channels on youtube because they kept showing up in my feed, they were livestreaming porn on loop each with ~2k viewers (probably bots to boost them in algo). Idek what language the title was.
@Aquwa_VT12 күн бұрын
what in the actual world............that's crazy wtf
@Krymms12 күн бұрын
@@Aquwa_VT I'm just surprised it didn't get auto flagged, they're probably banned by now, but damn.
@Meanwhile-15 күн бұрын
Can't pin anything in this self-inflicted economy.
@ericgolightly84503 күн бұрын
14:31 *laughs in aroace*
@Deathfairy76-us1xk15 күн бұрын
0:06 Hi Twitch!
@kevinfonseca832815 күн бұрын
hi twitch
@Cruzin10515 күн бұрын
I forgot what I originally said
@Agent19D11 күн бұрын
14:43 She may not be *THE* problem but xD
@YeOldMamaJama15 күн бұрын
Aquwa should pin this so I can test if it unpins after edit
@YeOldMamaJama15 күн бұрын
Friend of mine had a dude make stupid comment, she pinned it to show everyone his dumb, and suddenly it unpinned afterwards but comment still there
@isaacleonardodalen48598 күн бұрын
0:09 HIIII :3
@killer-186915 күн бұрын
*_FOR THE ALGORITHM !!!_*
@Heiwa_No_Shori15 күн бұрын
hello twitch
@vexile123915 күн бұрын
I wish I could interact with twitch chat seems like it'll be fun, unfortunately I don't have a mobile number
@MásterPiece7_Z15 күн бұрын
Ok I won't copy these 😊👍🏼
@FNAFFanNumberOne15 күн бұрын
Can you play or react to fnaf plsss❤ (love the channel❤️👍)
@siriusa529814 күн бұрын
U just gotta give a lil shake
@dylancharlesharlington704515 күн бұрын
"Its just a prank!" *they said as they pushed a child down the stairs*