Star Slammer - Good Bad Flicks

[@Inhumanform1]

My dad directed this, it's always fun to watch these when you do them on one of his movies. Love the channel dude keep up the good work!!

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Awesome, thanks! Next time you talk to him tell him I love his work as well. :)

[@Inhumanform1]

@@GoodBadFlicks will do brotha!

[@mrmonkeyman652]

That’s very cool

[@TheWeebinar]

Tell your father that this movie didn't remove enough of my brains because my mouth is still getting my ass into trouble. (teeth chatter)

[@RossM3838]

They had a lot of fun with a budget of near zero It’s in fact a very entertaining flick

[@robshimer]

Buckaroo Banzai taught me that if a movie tells you to look for a sequel you should not bother.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Sadly.

[@bullettube9863]

Of all the movies mentioned you had to pick the best camp movie of all time! Think about it Christopher Loyd and Jeff Goldblum in the same movie! Plus, the music!

[@eveecco]

Wait a damn minute- the space car at 2:53 is in The Phantom Empire as well which I just found out is by the same director. Makes a lot of sense since it's sci fiy and has random bdsm gear too! Honestly that film should be covered on here sometime.

[@Shicksalblume]

"That bosom is being held in with spirit gum and hope." Funniest thing I've heard all day.

[@tunguskalumberjack9987]

Unohdettu funniest thing was, I was hoping the OPPOSITE of the actresses!

[@michaelgirodat1062]

I think you hit the nail on the head. This is a sequel to Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. This whole time we thought those movies were about Nazis and the Schutzstaffel, but it was really Ilsa, She Wolf of the Star Slammer.

[@Noplayster13]

“In B movies, female prison wardens must wear bondage gear.” There. It is now a *written* rule.

[@jamesanthony8438]

I'm wondering why he was complaining about it to begin with =)

[@efxnews4776]

I hope Hollywood is taking notes...

[@mattgoodrich9016]

@@jamesanthony8438 I certainly wouldn’t be complaining

[@incanticle6662]

I've been sober for 8 months now. I've never attempted to quit drinking alcohol before, never really had a problem with it until my mother got sick. But for the better part of 8 months, this channel is one of the handful of channels that really helped me. Thank you Cecil, for everything over the last 4 years since I've discovered your channel. P.s. I do miss your gameplay throughs!! They're awsome and I know why you stopped, bit if you ever do it again, I am so for it! - Shea

[@GoodBadFlicks]

You are very welcome! Quitting drinking isn't easy, its something I had to do myself a long time ago. I know some days can seem hard but stick with it and you'll be much better in the long run. Glad I could help in my own little way. :) The game videos may return one day. In the meantime I do have a Twitch channel if you want to see me failing at some games lol

[@incanticle6662]

@@GoodBadFlicks so awesome. Thank you, man. I'll check it out for sure. Your narrations are always f*cking great.

[@agnisendi]

"this scene is very important" thank you ! :)

[@Lucky_Chase]

The evil Muffin... I'm intrigued....😮

[@KarlBunker]

Of all the bad movies I've seen, I can't remember ever seeing a clapperboard accidentally left in the released cut before. That's kind of a milestone of badness.

[@LolliPop2000]

Manos the Hands of Fate. Especially puzzling, since Manos had no synchronized sound, hence the clapboard was unnecessary. The director must have thought "that's how they make movies".

[@SirSmoldham]

So amazing to see. I worked with a lot of people on this film. Sandy Brooke is terrific as is Michael Sonye... or Dukey Flyswatter. I even worked on a couple of the films they borrowed clips from. Thank you so much for this.

[@garyjust.johnson1436]

I always stay for the stinger at the end, in case stan lee makes an appearance with previews for the next MCU blockbuster.

[@Insaneian]

Don't think we didn't notice that search for Nicole Sheridan's IMDb page...

[@erikbjelke4411]

"Hey, this isn't an arena! Those are stocks!" Actually, they're pillories. Stocks are for your feet, a pillory is for the head and hands.

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

The 80's produced a lot of sci fi movies that are perfect for your channel: Runaway (1984), Future Force (1989), Moontrap (1989), Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983), Android (1983)...

[@g1zm02k]

Bloody Hell Wim! Takes me back to when my dad took me up to my uncle's and I'd get dumped in a room with whatever the hell sci-fi they had going at the time while they did their adult thing in the other room... Totally forgot about Android and Runaway - Tom Selleck? I really miss those days!

[@kennethholland9021]

To that outstanding list I would add Charles Band's Metal Storm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983), featuring Michael Preston (as the titular villain), Tim Thomerson and Richard Moll (and like Space Hunter originally released in 3D), along with Forbidden World, Roger Corman's follow up to Galaxy of Terror (later remade, poorly, as Dead Space), Women of the Prehistoric Planet (1966)--not to be confused with Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Planet, and... well, anything made by Ted V. Mikels or Ray Dennis Steckler (both of whom make ole Fred look like Spieiberg).

[@g1zm02k]

@@kennethholland9021 wasn't Tim Thomerson Jack Deth? Same guy who played the 3 inch (or so) guy, or am I mixing my stuff up again - literally getting too old for this shit, but it's good to keep in touch with it.

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

@@g1zm02k You're thinking of Dollman (1991) in which Thomerson played an alien cop who's 13 inches tall. Thomerson also played the role of Jack Deth, a time travelling policeman, in the Trancers movies.

[@xscore9795]

As someone who's probably watched all of your videos ever - I dont know why, like I care about Filixploitation - I've just always been a #1 quiet fan. But C, you have topped yourself with this one. It is line-by-line your funniest, punniest, dry and 'hey your costume is murdering your labia" review ever. (And you're right. I'm a lady. This is serial killing.) You're one of the best and brightest by far! Bravo!

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Wow, thank you quiet fan! :)

[@xscore9795]

@@GoodBadFlicks Oh my gosh, I've never learned so much as I did from your Eyes Of Laura Mars review. Thanks for letting me sound cool for awhile there! Always looking forward to more!

[@trulsosmundsen515]

That intromusic! Three notes from a lawsuit ;)

[@dustybragg4011]

I talk my wife into watching this movie with me years ago. She spent the whole time playing candy crush on her phone LOL.

[@ViolenVaymire]

How could you ever date, Let alone marry, A person that plays candy crush...

[@WhiteScarsEmo]

*Listening to opening theme* "I see what you did there!" rofl

[@arwanrhys5186]

Thanx for the Dark Star referance.... started to hear "Benson Arizona" playing in the back of my mind. CHeers

[@bloodrunsclear]

'This scene is very important' That's Fred Olen Ray's trademark right there!

[@eval_is_evil]

This is my favourite movie review related channel. Hilarity and awesomeness. Nothing else to say.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

:)

[@CybershamanX]

OMG! That was AWESOME!!! Thanks for sharing with us, man! :D

[@octavemarbot8474]

The Monty Python gag was killer.

[@nathangamer]

Is that the vehicle from the Logan's Run Television Series? 11:40 Well, that answers that question.

[@WordUnheard]

I love it when you review a movie I've never hear of before. It's rare, because we seem to have watched the same obscure horror and sci-fi movies.

[@theblocksays]

Not sure if ANYONE could ever out-overact the lady who was Creedence Gielgud in Troll 2 LOL.

[@docsamson198]

Considering how much he "borrows", Fred Olen Ray has all the directorial expertise of a man spotting a $20 bill on the sidewalk and putting his foot over it.

[@pathutchison9866]

Meh. If that’s all the effort you’re gonna give, why even bother?

[@matthewnicholas6365]

$175,000 to make this is actually phenomenal. It may be a woeful movie, but I've definitely seen movies with budgets 10x this that look nowhere near as set/cast heavy. They must have paid the "actors" next to nothing and stole sets from other films

[@canyonfox45thisismygoodsid68]

The bounce of the suspension on the space car,reminds me of the old 70's land yachts called country squire.big 454 station wagons that could seat 9+ humans.i used to haul a 500gallon water tank with 1 and there was power to spare.HAR!!!

[@johnnyt7750]

Everything about "Star Slammer" ... is ... awesome! One of the neatest things about Ray's use of so much borrowed material/footage is that we can now tie all of the individual movies and shows together ("Battle Beyond the Stars" ties into "Deadly Spawn" ties into "Buck Rogers," etc.), using "Star Slammer" as an "Avengers"-esque anchor film. Now, the possibilities are endless! I see remakes of all these movies, set firmly in the "Star Slammer Universe," featuring run-on cameo appearances by Douglas McKeown (who would have no idea why he's even in the movies), explosive Blender-generated special effects, incredible character development, copious amounts of nudity, a huge "Deadly Spawn" invasion subplot (which then could be tied directly into "Slither" and "Night of the Creeps"), cryptic post-credit sequences, shameless merchandising, TV tie-ins, graphic novels ... and all of it culminating in the final, mind-bending, 37th film installment (est. budget $2.6 million), where all of the disparate heroes unite to defeat the Spawn's super-mother character (before she can snap her fingers and phase-shift the audience into a better movie franchise), entitled "The Star Slammers: Endtime" ... ... ... I'm just sayin' ...

[@Zenlore6499]

I got it! Her uniform is white because they left it out of the wash, but accidentally put a black sock in with the rest of them!

[@Hoopla10]

Or hers is white because she's just got there so it's new. They've been there for ages and so have become grey after multiple washes. We already know from the changing of the top after getting blood on it the producers are sticklers for continuity. Anybody can have millions spent on CGI but that kind of attention to detail makes them the best.

[@g1zm02k]

Good Gods man, if this isn't the first stop for how much you know about films off the bat I don't know what is!

[@SpecialEdvard]

I love that a movie that includes part of the clapper board cared about continuity enough that they added a seen to explain going from bloody to clean.

[@lucidrecluse3893]

Fascinating look into such a fun genre where everyone, anyone can be a movie star. I enjoy your synapses immensely. A welcomed addition to my subscribed to list.

[@hammondOT]

That city footage from Buck Rogers was also re-used in Dollman. I love this movie so much.

[@Nergalsama01]

11:31 Ha! I knew it. That armor with front-and-back abs is one of a kind! :D

[@Kaledarkwind6151]

Never change cecil... you are one of the youtube greats my brother.

[@erichr1539]

Thanks for the new video. It Always makes Monday’s better. How about a Rutger Hauer tribute review.?

[@patryk6242]

"Evil dominatrix" is a tautology. Have you ever heard about a "good dominatrix"?

[@jackkraken3888]

Galaxy of Terror. Hmm I remember that film for some reason. ;)

[@kennethholland9021]

I'd like to hear your explanation for that, but you'd probably find a way to worm your way out of it...

[@mr.sinjin-smyth]

Quite a catchy title for a silly & fun R rated movie. Be interesting to see a video for The Ice Pirates or Galaxy Terror.

[@francescagonzalezramos9442]

The R rated Barbarella reboot.

[@ozzyman75]

The ice pirates was one of my favorites when I was a kid

[@CorbCorbin]

I’ve asked another movie channel, that’s similar to this one, about Ice Pirates, and they said that it’s one of those movies that claim copyright infringement if almost any content from the film is shown. Cecil May have addressed it before, I just don’t remember.

[@CorbCorbin]

Almost forgot. Check out Cecil’s website, where he has some videos not On KZbin. Maybe it’s on there if he ever did it.

[@ozzyman75]

@@CorbCorbin man that sucks

[@MrMllx]

You keep saying “full bondage gear” like it’s a bad thing

[@bearianna]

It isn't, although in B movies, that is kinda funny 😏😂

[@charlesgrybosky1916]

Who needs Orange is the New Black? We have STAR SLAMMER!!!

[@80skidgrownup00]

It was a simpler time back then, when people didn't get offended by everything! I miss those days 😥

[@D1no-Bravo]

this has been by far the most entertaining review during a binge.

[@WhiskeyBrewer]

Spirit Gum and Hope, all that was needed in the 80's

[@chinaski6593]

God i love your channel so much. Keep the good work sir!

[@jacobsharpe7039]

Momma Washington in space....possible Lobo origin story

[@PauloSilva-ep9ox]

👏👏👏😂😂!!! Mama Lobo!!

[@Ugramosch]

Smile, dipstick

[@chrisberatis2612]

Excellent video Cecil can you please review The Hitcher from 1986 staring Rutger Hauer.

[@nickstadler1906]

Bite your tongue. The Hitcher is not a good bad flick. It's a good flick.

[@aderemiporsche]

Nick Stadler Even so, think of it as a GoodBadFlicks' Rutger Hauer commemoration; something to remember him by.

[@brandonpage7087]

I agree. Cecil please review the Hitcher. It receives so little attention. Such a damn shame!

[@linternamagica100]

Ooohhhhh yes.

[@AubreyTheKing]

The cameo of the monster from Deadly Spawn was freaking AWESOME!!! :D THAT'S what I call a hell of a cameo! Anyway, Star Slammer....gotta check it out! Keep up the good work! :)

[@Gauntlet1212]

Good ol' times. You don't get movies like that anymore. Stupid but fun.

[@jjenk911]

I've been in a shitty mood and this helped. Thank you for your upload ^_^

[@GoodBadFlicks]

You are welcome :)

[@tanman8461]

5:35 Starring Zero 2, Dark Matter, Gooey, and Miracle Matter.

[@Jeffrey314159]

0:50 That haggis is scarier than the movie. Jack H Harris produced The Blob, Equinox, and Dark Star

[@Joetorres3]

Loved the soundtrack

[@brandonpage7087]

Yes we do need The Tomb on Blu-Ray! As well as many other forgotten classics that still aren't even on DVD yet! Great review as always, Cecil!

[@MidlifeCrisisMedia]

Bantor is wearing the exact same outfit as Jared Syn in Metalstorm. I had a good laugh when I saw that.

[@augustca1984]

Lol I watched this way back and was too embarrassed to tell anyone I watched it. 😂😂😂

[@shainewhite2781]

3:03, Wayne's world, Wayne's world, Wayne's world, it's party time!!

[@Clay3613]

I come in peace in the name of Towel. Towelie from South Park got himself a religion!

[@milesc.anthony2811]

Man, that's some hardcore "He-Man" armor...

[@dopedrums]

I like how they put on Hockey gloves on Garth.

[@Danazawa]

This movie could have been improved with two things: Sybil Danning.

[@kennethholland9021]

I see what ya did there. And you're right!

[@Nummymuffincocobutter]

Or Monique Gabrielle

[@Jeffrey314159]

And the late Lana Clarks

[@gluserty]

Since this film feels like "Reform School Girls" in space to me, I'd have to agree.

[@cherry-poppins]

This movie looks like a lot of fun

[@Demortixx]

Never stop making these vids

[@jbjacobs9514]

I didn't realize till you said it that Sandy Brooke was the same from Nightmare Sisters! Another great video, Cecil. :-)

[@cpuuk]

All this for $200K, it's hard to imagine, no, really, I can see about a buck-fifty went on SFX and the rest (presumably) went on the wrap party- it's awesome!

[@TheTwick]

Little known fact: John Carradine died two weeks before filming started but being the old trooper that he was, never missed a scene. If John signed a contract, he...

[@stayjit1]

Yes, I remember this. Every costume change was funnier than the last.

[@JohnMcGurrell]

I've been listening for a while now, really enjoy your Vids. I know you put a lot of research into them. You make them interesting and entertaining. Keep up the hard work.

[@LB74]

9:43-Am I the only one who is reminded of EMMANUELLE IN SPACE every time that ship pops up instead of BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS ?

[@kenhuff404]

Is there someplace for suggestions/ requests? I know you love post-appocolypse movies. I'd like to see your take on Solarbabies.

[@peternystrom921]

Hey man, thanks again for an amazing video. You have one of my favorit KZbin Channel ever, any one said that you have an amazing voice? :) I´m realy realy looking forward to see the video Exploring Mortal Kombat soon. Thanks for all the hard work man.

[@omniominous4534]

OK. 2:35 in. Its so bad its awesome. will watch. thanks GBF!

[@robertadams5986]

Have you explored "galaxy of terror "....would love to watch your take on this movie

[@weshumphrey6299]

Excellent !!!

[@yaburnt9754]

the monster at the 6:30 mark is from ''The Deadly Spawn'' ;)

[@michaelmcclelland2208]

This movie has me laughing so hard!

[@K31R616]

Hilarious, thank you!

[@SlappyChop]

I'd love if GBG reviewed Judgment Night. One of my all time faves but not heard of by many. Perfect for a Good Bad Flicks treatment

[@Madbandit77]

@Irish Jester That's the one. :)

[@mattelder1971]

The blaster she's holding on the cover is a Kenner Stormtrooper blaster from the 70s or early 80s. More "borrowed" stuff.

[@bryanthardin5514]

I remember this movie I seen it down of your Avenue when it was still up tore down now so it's now Dollar Store it's such a shame memories Misty Holt Avenue Theater well keep up the good work thanks

[@katenunyabizness9221]

Nice to see one of the hovercars from the Logan's Run series in use. Damn, the prison ship is Cayman's from Battle Beyond the Stars.

[@nottheone1357]

I know exactly where that was filmed, I used to live below those mountains and hiked there all the time.

[@Homeschoolsw6]

9:50...SW episode IV. That's a Tie Fighter exploding from the escape from the Death Star and the Death Star I exploding edited together.

[@shainewhite2781]

2:07, space Amish!!😂

[@Laceykat66]

It was 1986. ALL prisons were Sexy Prisons. 3:20 - Hey, again, it is 1986. ALL of our bosoms were held in with spirit Gum and hope. You guys design cloths that nothing over a B cup can hope to survive in. (5:02 -Yes they ALWAYS look better on paper) 4:24 - Yes. In the late 1970s and 1980s there WAS such a rule. (5:57 - If that is your reaction then this film was not intended for YOUR type of audience. Maybe you had better see what is on Bravo) 9:45 - It is freaking Roger Corman. Of COURSE they got a lot of mileage out of those. He gets a lot of mileage out of EVERYTHING. You see Battle Beyond the Stars footage in dozens of films from the 80s and 90s.

[@genevievebigras4172]

I'd love to see you cover Brett Kelly's 'Galaxy Warriors'.

[@Corey_Lee_Slater]

ILSA!!! The Tigress of Siberia! Bless your eyes.

[@willmistretta]

7:08 That's really from the final cut?

[@justin-ht9gy]

I got the O&A "Mike' inflection. It was appreciated.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Yes! I was hoping someone would pick up on that :)

[@justin-ht9gy]

You've thrown a fair amount of them in over the years. References, not "Mike's". Pretty sure I caught a Norton one awhile back, but never a Greg...never ever Greg.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Yep. Lots of Jimmy, Anthony, and Patrice. I think I may have some Bob Kelly in there too. (You know what duuuuuuude...) Still waiting for Greg to say something quote worthy or funny. /crickets

[@justin-ht9gy]

Maybe if there's ever a Movie where someone stomps a homeless man's cake/pie the opportunity will arise.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Even then I would just quote "I earned that cake!"

[@SproutFarms]

That picture of Haggis was more disturbing than anything I have seen the past weeks. Also: you have to make a video about Nightmare Sisters now.

[@mephosto]

mama washington in space! WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS?

[@Taipan108]

Is there a word for music that’s almost like a famous tune, but is changed just enough to avoid copyright infringement? There has to be a word for that, right?

[@kurtstallings]

I'm not sure why the vehicles and setting on that initial planet remind me so much of the now-obscure early Woody Allen film *Sleeper*. But it's probably mental illness on someone's part. I will now go fetch a mirror and look into it.

[@Madbandit77]

"Sleeper" isn't that obscure.

[@konseq1537]

Love your videos! Could you do Eurotrip in your Good Bad Flicks series next?

[@ladycplum]

You MUST do Werewolf (Arizona Werewolf)., one of the BEST films MST has ever skewered.

[@johnnyt7750]

I support this comment!

[@shainewhite2781]

00:50, really? Oh my God!!!,😂😂😂🤣

[@unknownunwanted1445]

3:26 - Yes.