Google Play Just Completely Loses It

8 Bit Glory. The Retroness Is So Classic Sonic With This One
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[@stardown77]

Just found out today that Google Play actually deleted the thread.

[@JC7146]

LOL

[@R.A.M.A.]

We need an answer from them on who made those posts 😭

[@Binglesquirk]

nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Frostyfella]

​@@JC7146 ain't no way we're taking any of these videos down lmao

[@ymodnar]

kekw

[@PARR-E]

This was most definetley AI generated.

[@manuelabahuli2895]

I think so

[@Negative-3000]

No actually it wasn't, the strange posts started back in 2020 before AI like Chat GPT existed, so that means someone was dumb enough to manually type out every single one of those messages. 😭

[@Qoobon_]

WALLE enjoyer with an untrue opinion(?) is rare but clearly happens

[@MrFourchords]

people call anything weird ai generated now

[@JC7146]

@@MrFourchords that's true but are you convinced a human wrote all of this

[@AbnormalAbnorman]

Their takes were so bad the actual Sonic social media guy(s) had to go check on them. 💀 Edit: fine i learned my lesson i'll take take off my mouth with soap but don't think you've seen the last of me and my schemes of using words wrong godspeed comment section people and until we battle again

[@definitelynotalice]

For real.

[@javier_gamer1745]

On god 💀🙏

[@Dumbwasp]

*visible concern*

[@standard1703]

do you know what a "take" is lol

[@AbnormalAbnorman]

@@standard1703 The take that a screenshot from Sonic Boom is an image from 1993. That is a terrible take because it is objectively wrong.

[@kelpoiscool]

i like how they call boom sonic a "short king" when it was like the longest that sonic's legs had ever been

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

Pre reboot Movie Sonic.

[@mastertheboi]

you know it's bad when the OFFICIAL sonic account says "what are you doing"

[@starwarsevilanakin]

Hello fpe fan

[@mastertheboi]

@@starwarsevilanakin hi

[@starwarsevilanakin]

@@mastertheboi i will be subbing

[@glitchmaster2672]

sonic but as you scroll our dementia worsens

[@NewMaxximkadereMaps]

sonic but as you scroll our dementia worsens

[@sandwich22222]

sonic but as you scroll our dementia worsens

[@johathon]

sonic but as you scroll our dementia worsens

[@OiIMan]

Sonic but the dark hurts you

[@glitchmaster2672]

@@OiIMan consider this: darknesonic but as you scroll our dementia worsens

[@ThePersonMakesEXEs]

now i understand by sonic dream team is only on apple arcade

[@flamethereploid1352]

Google play offended sega too severely!!!😂

[@jelenasliachtovic]

Mabye google play did this as revenge

[@HedgeRobo]

First KFC, now Google Play?! Sonic really needs a break, man 😭

[@tailsfan10]

I can believe the KFC one was intentional. But this?

[@ghostly_00]

At least KFC was funny This is just... Sad

[@HedgeRobo]

@@ghostly_00 the KFC one was probably staged, but when even the Twitter intern(s) get concerned you can tell it isn't a joke

[@Kaybeeguy]

At least it lead to a funny response from the Sonic Twitter lol

[@wiliwilo]

what is the kfc one

[@yeoldeseawitch]

The archie comics were more true to sonic's canon than google play!

[@ros9764]

Archie's writers were at least slightly competent in what they were doing....sometimes

[@yeoldeseawitch]

@@ros9764 so ian flynn and maybe karl bollers....and no one else?

[@glitchmaster2672]

@@yeoldeseawitch*CORRECT*

[@jdez02]

That was so weird at first you can think "oh the intern was only allowed to use images from the mobile apps" but then he uses images from the movie and Sonic prime

[@PuroEnjoyer]

The sonic boom image is also from the show and not the mobile game

[@joshrd_1264]

alternate title: google play having several strokes for 1 minute and 24 seconds

[@BaoTranHD]

LMAO!!!1!1

[@AbnormalAbnorman]

Me seeing the 2020 one: “Oh hey, they finally got it right.” “Wait a minute... why does the lighting look slightly better than it's supposed to be?” “Goddammit.”

[@Flameonoodle]

I've rewatched them both thousands of times, so I immediately recognized it as 2 lmao

[@LegoLoco7]

@@FlameonoodleI've only seen each movie twice, and I knew somehow.

[@Flameonoodle]

@@LegoLoco7 It's a very iconic and memorable scene, gave me goosebumps even if Sonic's actual speech was pretty cheesy.

[@LegoLoco7]

@@FlameonoodleYeah, I hope to see the first two Sonic movies plus that scene again some point before December.

[@Sheriffhyperofficial]

You know its bad when sonic himself says "what are you doing"

[@ninethetwotailedfox]

sonic social media guy*

[@TheFriok]

@@ninethetwotailedfox 🤓

[@galaxymonke557]

Offical sonic had to step in and ask "what is bro cooking?"

[@mark030a]

This is what losing Sonic Dream Team to Apple does to a man.

[@vito6197]

I think this was the reason why they didn't want it on Google Play in the first place.

[@rhapsody2612]

You know you done messed up when the official Sonic account asks “What are you doing”

[@thebe_stone]

i love seeing a comment directly above the comment it copied.

[@rhapsody2612]

@@thebe_stone i didnt even copy it i just typed it before reading any other comments

[@yespetahirememberthetime89]

This implies that Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) is a time loop.

[@betlek]

Never let google play cook again

[@hioman]

"Ok short king" Shows tallest sonic

[@khaosB47]

The thing that gets me the most about this is how astonishted the Sonic _official_ reply reads, just: "what are you doing" all lowercase with no punctuation, not even like a funny reply to the strangeness, just confusion. It's like the cherry on top of this sundae made with all the wrong ingredients. It's so good it makes me even consider reninstalling X/Twitter/whatever for a millisecond, just I so I can see Google play's next live mental erosion.

[@definitelynotalice]

"Sonic, but as you scroll he gets older and older" then they proceed to put the wrong titles, making Sonic look young af

[@CoolPlayersVic]

Google Play must've done so much Chaos crack

[@Gyrokun]

Touhou Project, but as you scroll it gets older and older a thread 🧶🧵☯⛩️ 1997 Touhou. The story? Youkai. Extermination. Still simple as hell. The actual game? Breakout GLORY 🙌 1998 Touhou. Okay makai queen 👏 Here's 2002 Touhou. Are those the HSA (Hakurei-shrine-approved) spellcards??? Um... 2009 Touhou. Who needs points or score for lives when you've got UFOs 😁 2012 Touhou. It goes fighting game again. Yes, a second time. 2019 Touhou. Weirdly looked like 90's Touhou. Retro 😎 And then 2020 Touhou. It was a long delay cycle for Yuuma, let's leave it at that 😵‍💫 2022 Touhou. Just like us, Marisa's healed from 2020, but she isn't quite the same 😆

[@somisimons]

Imagine they added fucking Ronald McDonald in one of these posts

[@DCAmusic1]

google play i have an issue with the app

[@somemadnessfan4763]

Mr. Electric send him to his PC and have him Lunatic 1cc with no bombs on every game!

[@Gyrokun]

@@somemadnessfan4763 Good thing I've already got two of them 😂😂

[@Gyrokun]

@@DCAmusic1 Girls are preparing to give you customer support, please wait warmly~

[@tailsfan10]

I like how they decided to do this on the most random timescale and fucked it all the way up

[@awesomeman235ify4]

0:32 this killed me

[@StudioMetroProductions]

I had forgotten that masterpiece of a video

[@MrAliex09]

A Quick History of Sonic the Hedgehog: Sponsored by ChatGPT

[@YokkoIsCool]

As a Sonic fan, i can say that im screaming and trembling in absolute pain.

[@ozanege3893]

fr

[@ScuttleBugReal]

SO.. FUCKING.. RETROOOOOOOO!!!! *GRRAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@Astralpace]

this takes “um actually” to a whole new level

[@Norepicklin]

Google: “Wanna see me speedrun the dead internet theory? Wanna see me do it again?”

[@Speed-TV]

I also saw google play make a description for geometry dash. They said hexagon force was one of the hardest levels in the game, and they said to turn off the music because it makes the game harder 💀

[@Sparsh011]

i assume that was for gd lite but turning the music off to make its easier is crazy

[@tylermaster1233]

This is either AI Generated or Eggman casual trolling

[@sedeuphadude80]

[Insert Surface-Level Snapcube SA2 Fandub Reference Here]

[@froxdoggaming3385]

Not AI

[@demongamer_IX]

There is no way a human made these. With so many errors, you would think this person would take more time on their homework.

[@miner11realnofake]

okay non-factual information king 🙏

[@user-gz4wg7ml6g]

i just like how there's two first sonic games in a timeline seperated by almost 2 decades

[@calemorsomething7891]

Who needs running at the speed of light when you can hitchhike! 😊

[@asierx7047]

Sonic Hedgehog himself had to step in and ask what was even going on

[@Raksha-64]

>"Sonic, but as you scroll, he gets older and older." >looks inside >A thread about Sonic's evolution throughout the years according to Google Play

[@minestars0299]

The most beautiful words, Sonic, ever said: what are you doing

[@steveluvscows2490]

And even though there WAS an 8-Bit version of Sonic 1 on the SMS and GG, the 16-bit version is the most well known one.

[@Pinkcircleguy]

come on chat, google play store was recently diagnosed with dementia. Let 'em do their thing

[@woomy7.7]

I saw this thread 😭😭 It was so funny the Community Notes were on EVERY SINGLE PART OD THAT THREAD

[@NLite486]

when Sonic Maurice Hedgehog himself has to step in, you know shit is real

[@Theoddimy3892]

90 SONIC RETRO

[@gyropizzamozzarella1012]

In 2018 💀

[@liquidthefox]

so retro

[@eeboiee]

If Google Play made a timeline of the Sonic Genesis trilogy, then it would probably be in this exact order: 3, 1, and 2.

[@romanmcgolrick117]

0:31 "Why did you say that like it was a completely normal se-"

[@somemadnessfan4763]

you know shit sucks when the official Sonic account has to check up

[@Penguimus]

I lost it @ Sonic’s “what are you doing” w/ the Garfielf “Jon” voice.!.!

[@thesadharddrive]

as a sonic fan, this gave me an aneurism

[@MHGvids]

Whoever is controlling the Google Play account needs serious help.

[@caldog619]

PSYCHIC...ATTACK

[@Yourbestfriend111]

1993 sonic, OK SHORT KING (proceeds to show a 2015 sonic that is actually tall)

[@ResetOnYoutube]

Mario, but as you scroll he gets older and older a thread 🧶🧵 1985 Mario. The cover? Amazing. Revolutionary. Still saved the market. The actual game? 4-bit GLORY 🙌 Screenshot: Super Mario Bros 2: The Lost Levels 1989 Mario. Ok short king 👏 Screenshot: Hotel Mario 1996 Mario. Are those Old Navy overalls??? (what) Screenshot: Photos with Mario (3DS) 2002 Mario. Who needs FLUDD when you can fly 😁 Screenshot: Super Mario Run (iOS) 2007 Mario. He goes 3d again. Screenshot: Super Mario Odyssey 2017 Mario. Weirdly looked like 80s Mario. Retro 😎 Screenshot: Super Mario Bros. 2020 Mario. It was a strange year for us all let's just leave it at that 😵‍💫 Screenshot: Super Mario Movie Nintendo: what are you doing

[@Heybigdaddy]

Did you really had to bring Mario into a Sonic video?

[@ResetOnYoutube]

@@Heybigdaddy Did you really had to not scroll down on the comment section?

[@sedeuphadude80]

@@Heybigdaddyi mean theyre like rivals or something it was inevitable

[@LeoFlipnotes]

Lol

[@boxx-hy6ep]

@@Heybigdaddy mf stuck in the era when “Sega does what Nintendon’t” commercials still aired

[@plastican]

"How many drugs have you taken before making this?" Google Play : yes

[@Nayerkridis_gaming]

Sonic the hedgehog : What YOU DOING!!! Play store : make photo for sonic

[@Jiupippi]

0:51 SO RETRO 🗣🗣🗣

[@Snick13]

the ending got me rolling at the speed of sound :skull:

[@evanlim9098]

Google Play was definitely high while writing these

[@bwarbahzad6397]

Has to be trolling no way

[@TheRealLegoDocOck]

Google Play isn’t the brightest guy on the planet

[@GabrielUltraDIE]

dude i swear to god i had a dream of me watching this exact video with the exact same edits and the exact same text to speech like in 2023

[@JCGamer5YT]

Nice to find Another KZbinr Named Jc

[@filipinosonicfan]

ok so [sonic 1 plot (but with tails)] then [the entire boom series] and [a FREAKING MOBILE GAME WITH MOVIE SONIC ON IT] ..after that is [sonic jump, I believe?] then, supposedly [yeah, SFSB] ..and then APPARENTLY [sonic 1 plot again but apparently because it's "2018 sonic" this is Mania.. i think?] then google play got so close that [sonic movie 2 but without context from movie 1] *clears throat* ok then-... [SONIC PRIME but it came out earlier] I don't know if that says anything about the franchise but it probably means google play was confused with all the sonic media and instead created its own headcanon

[@Chiko27]

Imagine being owner of all the information data along the world and still spreading misinformation

[@WindPearl]

you should've made the sonic account sound like sonic

[@Izzythemaker127]

"8 bit glory" they say about the 16 bit game

[@RawrX32009]

The 16 bit game that was LITERALLY ADVERTISED AS SUCH AS A SELLING POINT 💀😭

[@Izzythemaker127]

@@RawrX32009 my favorite 2 bit console is the Nintendo 64

[@Ligmaballs6989]

​@@RawrX32009 well most people do not know bits at all for some reason

[@jonathankitsos1291]

Nothing could be more ai generated on this planet

[@DanialDEcool]

You know it’s bad when sonic team says “wut” instead of “Sonic The Hedgehog (1991) is a fast paced action platformer that uses the all new genesis blast processing! Play as the most famous hedgehog worldwide in a multitude of zones!”

[@Catman022]

It's funnier when you see that they said he gets older as you scroll. YET THEY END IT IN 2022

[@fygygufyufyyfhchcxgxy4290]

I think it's wrong every time on purpose, I don't even think an AI is that dumb.

[@Strangeisntit_real]

well yeah, this is basically free advertising for Google play.

[@spobsquare]

Who was in charge of these posts?? 😂

[@JC7146]

ai

[@spobsquare]

@@JC7146 Ah I see, that makes sense

[@legoboy7107]

@@JC7146 Imagine if this somehow wasn't AI writing these...

[@Jensofgens]

@@JC7146 no it wasnt they have done this since chatgpt and ai as a whole even existed and ai cant do this btw

[@ricthething]

The Promo art for Sonic Jump is for the iOS/Android Remake

[@ozanege3893]

Im in absolute pain

[@seangarry8208]

Rest in peace my brain cells while reading this

[@unknowniblox]

whoever made those posts were on 11 chaos emeralds, and 7 time stones

[@user-bd4ph4rq4s]

As 13 years old i was fan of sonic and im still fan but i don't play sonic games now but i know Google doesn't know any of this games i mean its weird how google said sonic in 1993 . every sonic show was 2d animation

[@ThatOneBeeBoi-ej8oi]

Bro, google play was tripping out during this

[@MavBiller]

My brain is cooked

[@Tiredcream6472]

1:17 The only part that would get us laughing

[@drippingplatinum8715]

The dead internet theory is real

[@ponteirodorato]

page admin really wanted to do a little trolling

[@dum_potat]

Google play has been huffing elmer's glue

[@sophieheart2707]

God damn it google play 🤦‍♀️

[@n30_g30]

Maybe it's just an elaborate gaslight.

[@saltypandaanimations2470]

The phenomenon.

[@roflcopterfan5757]

who let bro cook?!?!??🤔🤔🤔

[@TORXINYUEXAVIERSTUDENT]

Didn’t know modern sonic was featured in 1992 💀

[@thethelog2990]

Sonic is so retro...

[@kirby-from-kirby]

1991 sonic - seemingly from sonic mania (2017) 1993 sonic - actually from sonic boom (2014) 1996 sonic - actually from sonic dash (2023) 2003 sonic - actually from promo art for sonic jump (2005) 2006 sonic - actually from sonic forces speed battle (2017) 2018 sonic - actually from the original game (1991) 2020 sonic - actually from sonic the hedgehog 2 (2022) 2022 sonic - actually from sonic prime s3 (2024) the dementia is worsening

[@gamingdudedonal3312]

Fly in the freedom sounds cursed

[@Crewface28]

you know its bad when the officall sonic twitter had to say something about it

[@Anarqism]

that background music is cursed

[@SwiftlyTheFunny]

Sega was probably tweaking after they saw this

[@Noughtsgnik]

1:04 i sure like somic prine

[@cheez1tkid]

wtf is happening to big the cat in the back

[@unfunniestman]

Either this is an edgy teenager trying to be "retro nostalgia" despite never having played 90's games outside emulators or this is satire towards the former group of people If it's the latter, then it turned out to be pretty funny. At least funnier than Opera GX and Discord's attempts at catering to "silly goobers" who can't even start a conversation without posting a cat meme

[@Timeboy8223]

The dead internet theory is true

[@kodachromic]

holy shit this is so fucking funny

[@OtherAxoltol]

They managed to screw every possible thing up

[@kimroxanne1447]

Someone is getting drunk 😱

[@TheeUnkillableCat]

Google play and Sonic Should Just Get a Room Already