Google Translate Explains the COVID-19 Vaccine

[@twistedtranslations]

THE LAST SET OF GRADUALLY WATERMELON MERCH IS AVAILABLE NOW!!! shopmalinda.com/ Get em before they're gone forever!!

[@Memecious]

:)

[@itsaspen3999]

Gradually water melon love thattttttt

[@ChocolateLover1938]

how was this comment 1 hour ago if the video was posted 3 mins agi

[@the_fifth_letter]

Good job pinning this comment.

[@indeedical26]

AH OKKK

[@Yetanotherfangirl_jf]

Imagine you’re in a foreign country trying to understand a doctor explaining the vaccine using google translate, and this is the result...

[@BroderickAmato]

Oh no- 🤣

[@megamingidk6216]

emorjnajkedjakk emoji

[@JemszZz]

As someone from Spain who sometimes has to translate scientific articles, I can assure you it doesn't always end good 🤣

[@faithgantner9535]

@Faith Docherty (PUPIL) We have the same name

[@Petaurista13]

Once we had performance in German but one os us had task to translate it into Polish for better understanding. From recipe for apple pie we've got half recipe for apple pie half instruction how to violently explode nuke using bare hands and kitchen utensils.

[@Cllocopine]

“If it doesn’t work, RUN!” “Your body is light, it’s always _painful”_

[@ambredragonne3505]

What do you think they did? Jump off a building? XD

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

As a scrawny af dude who aches at the drop of a hat, and refuses to run... This was so relatable.

[@Star-ou5gq]

I mean true, I'm 120 pounds and I'm on my period

[@takenshota546]

I saw this when that part played

[@eileenbutterfly7856]

I interpreted this as Google Translate telling me that my body is made of light. As a skinny person, how did I not jump to skinnyness?

[@aliciam6145]

"The character, a pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dance on the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer" - me introducing my 52nd D&D character

[@Catras_unfairly_gorgeous_smirk]

As a former EMT, I can confirm that nearly 100% of hospital admissions are due to ineffective diver collisions. It is a serious problem that needs to be talked about more.

[@gfaruk272]

Your pfp and username is such a mood

[@cuishanwu5]

hEY aDoRa :>

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

Yes, my sister is a nurse and so is my stepmom so I can vouch for this fact

[@Game_Hero]

just collide better already, divers! Sheesh...these irresponsable divers...

[@bloconut1372]

the username is just *chef's kiss*

[@AngelScolarus]

'The character, the pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dance, on the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer' 'Agro can last up to a week, so you will need to be vaccinated or increase your dose to Kuwait 19' ...sounds like one hell of a D&D campaign

[@majesticlunatic4985]

I just realized, the entire video is about a DnD campaign.

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

Kuwait 19

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

Iraq be like 😏

[@pauline_f328]

I was thinking the exact same thing lmao

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Reginald the Enchanted Pomegranate: I use... Aquatic Dancefighting. Dungeon Master: *Sigh* Roll for... Whatever. *20* Dungeon Master: I knew I shouldn't have made that bet to make his character. But he rolled a 100 on that die, so... *Inhales*

[@nikhilsultania170]

Hats off to Tom for keeping a straight face doing all the translate parts. I almost fell off my chair and died laughing ; Despite following Malinda's don't die from watching my videos protocol; (someone left a knife on the blanket on the floor)...

[@NightOwlShhhhh]

What is Tom’s KZbin?

[@Bellandora]

“Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia.” As someone with anemia, this made me chuckle.

[@FaerieAmira]

Same

[@eleonorabilokin983]

Same

[@yulianamour]

anti-vaxxers: write that down! write that down!

[@spurcalluth6300]

Glad you enjoyed it as instructed.

[@danieldabloxgamer9205]

"When you inject, you don't get enough of the body and reduce the blood. Like the patient who doesn't get blood, it makes me laugh."

[@duskmallow]

"No, you don't have to get pregnant" "Don't do drugs" "We're not playing cards right now" Malinda is like a tired parent trying to keep her child from doing stupid things

[@nonamer3597]

Stupid things like playing cards?😂

[@Miku-uw2sl]

@@nonamer3597 Playing cards at an inconvenient time maybe?

[@finnsears6659]

While getting the vaccine?

[@nonamer3597]

@@Miku-uw2sl Like while writing a test in school? Or while getting a test on Corona? Or while testing out a new card game?🤔 So many tests😅😂

[@Xipsep]

Hahaha

[@isjustahooman8441]

"In this way we can expand in the future" *she nods her head "Pregnancy should be done quickly to prevent sudden changes in the virus" Malinda: Wait- "You should get pregnant as soon as you can" Malinda: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-

[@robbymounce5764]

Myself:(a MAN): welp now……..… I’m SCREWED! lol

[@HenryGray-sy4pu]

@@robbymounce5764 Well, you gotta be screwed to get pregnant.

[@robbymounce5764]

@@HenryGray-sy4pu good point………………………..…? Hmm………………..… 🤨 lol! 🤣

[@TigStripe]

Now I want to see a setup like this where Malinda genuinely hasn't seen the translation.

[@ReidTheNintendoPainter]

Agreed!

[@Imightbealittlegrey]

Day one of asking for this

[@ChinaKTeacher]

That is a genius idea!!

[@jumpingjoy20]

Yes! And they should switch off and each should try to throw off the other with the translation!

[@dixitkv423]

Yes

[@noodledoodlez2079]

"How can a soul be known in a simulation?" -the one time google Translate spoke deep truth

[@flowerboogerface]

I'm so glad someone mentioned it. Haha

[@brecheese6532]

Og fans will know that google translate can be surprisingly deep and frightening. Spices!

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Easy. Herobrine in Minecraft. Next question.

[@koolkitty108]

Google goes deep is an iconic factor of this channel

[@koolkitty108]

@@brecheese6532 of course, how can we ever forget… *emo translate?*

[@Hastur-1990]

My next D&D character: an awakened pomegranate bard, playing a piano, hunting necromancers.

[@joelbailey176]

All the random questions like “what’s it like to be on a pillow” sound like google translate is become aware and is trying to reach out for answers to things it can’t experience, WE MUST SAVE GOOGLE TRANSLATE!!!

[@Ashlynn1218]

Hello my no pfp brother

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

#JUSTICEFORGOOGLETRANSLATE

[@variant-sx3nf]

@@Ashlynn1218 eyy brotha from another matha

[@sebastianjost]

It's also correct in the fact that our brains emit light. Just not visible light.

[@LauraVivian]

Oh and "how can a soul be known in a simulation?", that feels terrible, it thinks that no one cares to know it ;-;

[@autumnnal]

Malinda: Why should you get vaccinated? Tom: Why are you hungry? Me: Finally someone is asking the real questions.

[@thegoodwitchluzura]

You watch Malinda too?

[@depressoespresso5904]

I don't know why I'm hungry I just ate like 20 gummies

[@autumnnal]

@Ariella Benor Thanks!

[@GayLostNerevar]

Yez finally!

we need food! (especially pizzas, please ) we're hungry LOL

[@gamingwithevie8303]

"Why are you hungry" My mom has a cake in the oven AND I CAN SMELL IT

[@KateHolloman]

This is how misinformation is born. 😆👏

[@lilster8968]

Idk this makes more sense than most misinformation

[@KRONOS1909]

You might actually be onto something here. People might translate info from other languages and take them seriously

[@DeathProductions200]

Ok but like. This genuinely does sound like what an anti Vaxxer would say (translated side)

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Proper detail: Sane people, scientists that earned their degree, etc. Translate: Karens, psudoscientists, anti-vaxxers.

[@myg7051]

666 likes

[@ReusableSalad]

*..She entered the Wedding Chamber to light the house on fire...I shall return..* Enough to make a grown man cry...🥺

[@BroderickAmato]

"But not this man! Get back in there, tear!" *Proceeds to suck tear back into eye*

[@readingforeverandever3086]

@@BroderickAmato Lol

[@B0red379]

@@BroderickAmato I was about to comment the same thing 😂

[@bibule]

Chevelle’s songs lyrics being like :

[@royalemeraldbuilder5058]

Don't forget that she drove down the street. GT is probably talking about Olivia Rodrigo.

[@siennaskye_journey]

“How can our souls be known in a simulation?” *Woah*

[@Nicamon]

🤯

[@christinahamilton7676]

"Most people lose their hair as they get older." That's true, but it has nothing to do with the topic.

[@ArjunRaviFunniestManOnEarth]

Imagine it was sponsored by keeps xD

[@rosiered6712]

Task failed successfully

[@SavouryGalette]

Fair point

[@desireunikorn5018]

_"Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia"_ -Google Translate 2021

[@Nugcon]

Anti Vaxxers be like

[@rhysellis6887]

I like that they used the word "enjoy"

[@dovewing8598]

Too bad I already have anemia, so ha!

[@wrentherainfalls2925]

@@dovewing8598 yup we don’t need to be vaccinated to enjoy anemia! Lol I’m getting one anyway though because I don’t want keith-19

[@dovewing8598]

@@wrentherainfalls2925 true, no one wants keith-19, its very dangerous

[@icy_xd]

"The character,a pomergrant is a fantastic piano dancer" Ah yes a pomegranate is a fantastic piano dancer

[@kanushka76]

If it doesn't work, run. Your body is light, it is always painful. LMAO😂

[@lotusluminance5872]

"The character, a pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dancer, on the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer." This sounds scarily like part of a DnD campaign...

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Or a really great joke mod in Skyrim.

[@bmvm5]

I thought the same thing

[@KittyDragonWon]

I was just like man those necromancers are hot or they are beating each other up then reviving them.

[@lotusluminance5872]

@@bmvm5 It just gave me DM flashbacks. "Wait, WHAT do you want to do with the piano? Yes, your Movement Speed underwater allows to do that buuuut..."

[@_._.Nobody_._.]

This sounds like a pomegranate being a playable character in castle crashers.

[@UniversetheSpace]

3:41 “I shall return.” NO GOOGLE TRANSLATE DON’T GO WE NEED YOU

[@LouzWrld13k]

GT- What does it feel like to be on a pillow? Malinda- hands over pillow GT- dies

[@blossomrockruff]

Apparently pillows are poisonous, I am now setting my pillow on fire, thank you Google translate

[@gamehero6816]

Watching Malinda and Tom just laugh together is so wholesome for some reason.

[@WilliamSnakeSpeare]

This is the full thing of the translated side, nothing in between. have a lovely time reading, and I hope I was useful! (if there are any mistakes just tell me, I don't care if they say anything else I just took what the subtitles said, sorry.) To better understand how Keith-19 works, we need to understand how the schedule works. When viruses enter our bodies, large amounts of money enter our bodies. The weapon used in the fight against disease is generosity, especially among white blood cells. Various anti-white blood cells and epidemiological wars. Macrophages are the cells that absorb and digest a certain man color, bleeding invasive mutants bacteria, and contemplating abandonment called antigens. Antigenic comparison with the biological Antitoxins are in the moment. Linguistic carcinoma is a group of macrophages and microdata. Lymphocytes are bacterial tumors. ..What? The character, a pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dance. On the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer. The position of the endothelial T group is verleiht es, when cells moves and increases its pharmacological "stress" action. How much There are currently 19 fox-19s in the United States. The ADI is a natural carrot that reduces the regeneration and disruption in the blueberry market and promotes protein-non metabolic training. How can a soul be known in a simulation. Our brains emit light and remove genetic material from gene fax machines. Johnson-Johnson facial sprays contain the Covid-1 allergen. Replace anti-biotics with the Covid-1 virus to prevent anti-biotics. This is called a virus scanner. She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire and drive down the street, I shall return. It is not clear to them that the three taxis could have a Goofy virus. The vaccine is designed to make dark cerebral foods without resting in a sandwich. What does it feel like to be on a pillow? Symptoms of fatigue, tiredness, fever, headache, fever, runny nose, runny nose, etc. Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia. If it doesn't work, run. Your body is light, it is always painful. Agro can last up to a week, so you will need to be vaccinated or increase dose to Kuwait-19. INVENTORY the meeting. You can use it on to find the last few Cove-19 survivors The big city is still prosperous. Shaving: how much? Most people lose their hair as they get older. According to experts, 70 - 90% of people should be vaccinated in order to avoid breastfeeding. Currently, there are no such candidates, especially in the United States. In this way, we can expand in the future. Pregnancy should be done quickly to prevent sudden changes in the virus. Why are you hungry? Stop the disease and use all available cocaine and scoops Severe pain is a serious problem in the health care reform care system, and not all three drugs are needed, as nearly 100% of hospital admissions are due to ineffective diver collisions. That's too big. However, after you are released, you can remove the mask and put in an attractive box. While we are trying to be four-wheelers or cyclists to beat bulls and cows, the promise is not enough. There are 11 ways to store cards.

[@mazzy_ivy]

You are a legend.

[@toumakoushik31416]

I put the whole thing in chatgpt, and this is how it responded : To gain a deeper grasp of Keith-19's mechanics, it's crucial to comprehend the workings of its schedule. As viruses infiltrate our bodies, a considerable influx of resources accompanies them. Generosity, particularly among white blood cells, serves as a potent tool against diseases. Multiple confrontations involving anti-white blood cells and epidemiological battles occur. Macrophages, which absorb and digest specific shades, become repositories for invasive mutant bacteria, contemplating the disposal of antigens. There's an ongoing comparison between antigens and biological antitoxins. A conglomerate of macrophages and microdata forms linguistic carcinoma. Bacterial tumors manifest as lymphocytes. ...What? A character, symbolized by a pomegranate, delivers a mesmerizing piano performance. On the ground level, it gracefully swims, engaging the necromancer with precision. The endothelial T group's role becomes prominent when cells migrate, triggering heightened pharmacological stress responses. To what extent? Presently, there exist 19 instances of fox-19s within the United States. ADI, a natural carrot, curtails regeneration disruptions in the blueberry market and champions protein-non metabolic training. How does one discern a soul within a simulation? Our brains emit light and eliminate genetic material through gene fax machines. Johnson-Johnson facial sprays incorporate the Covid-1 allergen. To deter antibiotics, swap them out for the Covid-1 virus, effectively creating a virus scanner. She entered the wedding chamber with an intent to ignite the dwelling and traverse the street; she will return. The potential presence of a Goofy virus in three taxis eludes their clarity. The vaccine aims to create darker cerebral elements without reprieve, akin to a sandwich. What sensations arise from resting on a pillow? Indications include weariness, fever, headaches, and runny noses, among others. Post-vaccination, one may encounter dehydration and anemia. If results falter, hasten away. A perpetual ache ensues due to the lightness of your body. Agro's effects persist for about a week, necessitating vaccination or enhanced dosages of Kuwait-19. Itemize the gathering's contents. It can be employed to locate the remaining Cove-19 survivors. The urban center remains robust. As for shaving: what's the expense? As age advances, most individuals experience hair loss. Experts recommend 70 - 90% vaccination rates to preclude lactation. However, such candidates are scarce, especially in the United States. In this manner, expansion becomes feasible for the future. Swift pregnancy is advised to preclude sudden virus shifts. Why the hunger, though? Halt the ailment's progress, employing all accessible cocaine and resources. The health care reform system grapples with severe pain, and not all three medications are requisite. Nearly 100% of hospital admissions result from ineffective diver collisions-an issue of significant magnitude. Nevertheless, after release, discard the mask and place it within an appealing container. While endeavoring to outpace bulls and cows as four-wheeler operators or cyclists, the commitment remains insufficient. Eleven approaches exist for card storage.

[@darthsidious47]

Apparently my cat Pomegranate is doing a fantastic piano dance on the first floor while swimming and hitting a necromancer... Good for him.

[@BroderickAmato]

Makes sense, a cat would do that

[@darthsidious47]

@@BroderickAmato sounds like the usual completely random thing that a cat would do

[@BroderickAmato]

@@darthsidious47 Yes indeedy XD

[@nonamer3597]

You sure have a pretty talented cat

[@darthsidious47]

@@nonamer3597 yea

[@user-wp6zo9vn6v]

"Most people lose their hair as they get older" Your not wrong Google translate-

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Irrelevant, yes... But definitely right.

[@Bagel_Le_Stinky]

You're*

[@RolandReaves]

@@Bagel_Le_Stinky Yro'ue

[@Bagel_Le_Stinky]

@@RolandReaves Oruy’re*

[@Bagel_Le_Stinky]

@eve's_my_nickname ororoyeyeyoeyeyerererke'er

[@bobogus7559]

Google Translate: “Lymphocytes are bacterial tumors.” Me: It’s not a toomah!

[@Media6914Geeky]

"Your body is light, it is always painful" True.

[@XD152awesomeness]

“What does it feel like to be on a pillow?” Smooth pick up line

[@emberfiregoddessyt]

So- wasn’t just me?

[@noahmeme2]

Pillow talking

[@DeadChannelSorry]

As soon as i saw this message: HA

[@M_Zidane]

Absolutely will use that from now on 👍

[@graceysladea7950]

Ha ha, bed commercial slogans😀

[@aclonymous]

Please do this format (two people in person, the normal script reader doesn’t know the translated script) more often. It’s great.

[@kodd10]

Google: Demonitises the video because drug and COVID references. *bruh you were the one who made the translations*

[@coralxanpu]

lol yes

[@Brikiboi69]

Bruh

[@alisakumm9165]

To be fair, google did try everything and anything to avoid calling the Virus by its agreed-upon name ... 😂

[@alexi4829]

"I usually don't laugh because I am alone" sounds like a line google translate usually spits out

[@somerandomperson924]

"Why are you hungry?" Me: Cause I'm hungry...? Shrignold the butterfly: nO, yOu'Re LoNeLy!

[@TheRobot13]

I understood that reference

[@abha9002]

DHMIS REFERENCE

[@nawarb.4226]

So, to recap, the viruses we have to watch out for are: •Keith 19 •Fox-19 (19 of them) •COVID-1 •Kuwait 19 •Cove-19 And most importantly... •The Goofy Virus Who will win the epidemiological war?

[@irusanw419]

The Goofy Virus truly is a menace

[@nawarb.4226]

@@irusanw419 Not to worry, we can use cocaine and scoops to fight it off

[@irusanw419]

@@nawarb.4226 Good point

[@moelester7527]

Isn't fox 19 a fox news TV station?

[@djmoch1001]

@@irusanw419 It's a real Mickey Mouse operation.

[@thechameleonist]

"How does the Covid-19 vaccine work?" "What?" I think im dead

[@joejoecraft1782]

at that moment google finally found out what they were talking about

[@Estella-Reina0402]

Who is Tom tho, isn’t he only a SimplyGuitar add

[@Estella-Reina0402]

*on not only

[@penguin22penguin22]

LOL

[@Jolly_CarsonN]

@@Estella-Reina0402 🤣

[@geoworld8869]

I translated a question just like in that other video and here it is: Original: What inspired you to make a KZbin channel? Translated: How often do you subscribe to KZbin Online?

[@gilaoberman9282]

It's not to bad🤷

[@lhoward783]

She entered the wedding chamber to set the house on fire and drove down the street... I SHALL RETURN

[@chlobearx1x135]

I almost spat my coffee out then XDDD

[@llawliet5921]

@@chlobearx1x135 well you shouldn't watch twisted translation videos while eating or drinking anything. Just saying for your safety lol

[@djmoch1001]

**laughs** OK, bye.

[@Jolly_CarsonN]

@The Baby Alives 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shadedpixel4767]

“She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire and drive down the street. I shall return.” -Google, what have you done?!

[@Tetsumia]

Everything and Nothing

[@Jolly_CarsonN]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tetsumia]

@@Milepost93Productions ye

[@yellowcatchup]

Lmao love this part

[@celestiasplayground8900]

Oh, were getting deep lore on the AI world.

[@tudor-octavian4520]

I can't breathe!!!!!! This is SO FUNNY!!!! Malinda , you had a stupidly awesome idea with these videos. Thank you for brightening my day and never stop being yourself (Regardless of how big your music will get because you're an awesome singer).

[@appelofdoom8211]

I like how even after all these years Malinda still gets messed up by google translates nonsense especially when someone else recites it

[@theevigro]

"When viruses enter our bodies, large amounts of money enter our bodies." MOM! I JUST DISCOVERED GRANDPA IS RICH! Edit: A lot of people is asking if he's fine. If you are one of these people, don't worry, he got COVID-19 two and a half weeks ago and 4 days ago he recovered from it. He's almost completely fine now.

[@CandiedAppletree]

I laughed but then I realised... Is he okay?

[@axthxticemma1203]

lol... wait WHAT????!! IS HE OK??

[@sophieplauschin6502]

Oof

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA wait is he alright

[@skwahab7629]

I'm sooo sorry for laughing.

[@Estella-Reina0402]

“While we are trying to be fourwheelers and cyclists to beat bulls and cows, the promise is not enough”

[@Estella-Reina0402]

Am pretty sure I can’t get any further than promising

[@AU_Fanatic]

"If it doesn't work, run." "Why are you running. Why are you running?" XD I'm sorry! XD

[@andrewch4066]

Should've played Awolnation - Run right after the first sentence

[@yellowdogeoriginal]

Beacuse it didn't work

[@andrewch4066]

On a second thought, they probably were not willing to risk it, because the song is copyrighted (I guess)

[@flameelement3590]

My name is Keith and I’m 19 that beginning bit snapped me into it alright

[@davidalicea6705]

To be fair is such a common name in fact when I translate the word covid-19 it became Clyde 19

[@subieasunayuuki]

I see. Anyway, hii, Kirito-kun! *subscribes instantly*

[@OGuiBlindao]

@@number15d his name is not keith

[@kopykingb8899]

i mean ,i pity you, most people i know agree that the name kieth sucks although i did see someone replying that it was a common name so it could just be the general opinion only where i live

[@Shaynimations]

“Getting an appointment.” *”INVENTORY the meeting.”*

[@itsmanola7300]

“Once vaccinated enjoy dehydration and anemia” Karens: *WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@Jolly_CarsonN]

🤣

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

Yeah, this video really didn’t help against the Karen population

[@jonathangaming7510]

Sadly my mom is one of those Karen's

[@itsmanola7300]

@@jonathangaming7510 damn i’m sorry bestie

[@Phoenix-np1iu]

yeah people who were anemic or dehydrated before couldn't enjoy it but people who are now vaccinated can enjoy it. TBH idk if severely anemic people can be vaccinated but it's a joke

[@manmoy4104]

Google Translate version sounds like a conspiracy theorist's take on the virus

[@beek.4860]

"Once vaccinated, enjoy dehydration and anemia" sounds exactly like something any anti-vaxxer I know would say.

[@moewolf5195]

Na, Google translate makes way more sense..

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

That must be where they find their theories.

[@tparadox88]

Nothing in there about microchips or 5G.

[@crystalward1444]

Yeah, I think Google pulls the most popular references as part of the search. It explains so much around the Translation of Thriller.

[@XanderHGX]

“The character, A pomegranate, Is a fantastic piano dance, on the 1st floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer.” That part gets me every time.

[@unverredebeurre7633]

When Melinda did these types of videos on her own the "non-translated Melinda" was mostly concerned and weirded out, but now that Tom is doing it with her she's just having fun with him. :D I think that's very wholesome You're both awesome Thanks for brightening my day :))

[@Aizawa_shota1]

"Contemplating abandonment" "How can a soul be known in a simulation" "She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire" ...is google translate ok?

[@greenteagacha7912]

No I don’t think so

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

I think we’ve established that google translate needs serious help, #getgoogletranslatesometherapy

[@RosiMayWithFlowers]

No

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

#getgoogletranslatesometherapy

[@justarandomuser1727]

Google translate is planing to destroy buildings

[@nathanielrojas5749]

Our essays be like: 4:23

[@aliteralsnakewithatophat3247]

I wish we all referred to infections as *epidemiological W A R S*

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

The Covid-19 Epidemiologic War is quite a badass name for it. Pandemic implies everyone just got sick, and we needed doctors everywhere. The Epidemiologic War sounds like an appocalyptic hellscape where everyone cowered and feared an invader of the bodies... Where the infected become outcast, and handled by only the boldest of the world... A world everyone knew for the drastic damage to the economy, nightlife and society inexistant... And instead we send messages from afar. Even the most overlooked of resources become scarce, and when people aren't raiding or extorting for such items... They look upon the living hell they have to live in... All because people didn't take it seriously sooner. It sounds more suiting to describe what fresh hell 2020 was.

[@garveetasharma706]

@@superwhatevergamin9634 .........so when's the book out?

[@nathanperoandrei3841]

@@superwhatevergamin9634 Write that down in webnovel/novel site and I'll read it. Just tell the title my man.

[@meiloishere4086]

@@superwhatevergamin9634 ay yo you should wrote something or idk maybe make something out of it

[@KT-rp9tx]

@@superwhatevergamin9634 Sir or ma'am, you are great at writing.

[@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht]

Diver collisions are a common problem, they just aren't often reported. Thank you, Google Translate, for finally raising awareness of this serious issue.

[@robbymounce5764]

INEFFECTIVE diver collisions………..… lol

[@Iloveavitodeath]

Also Goofy viruses

[@deathbyscience42]

"How can a soul be known in a simulation?" My sims.

[@DigmanMusic]

✍️ she entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire ✍️ GOT IT

[@gissellybeansFM]

what beautiful poetry

[@BroderickAmato]

The Red Wedding

[@gabri_maybe]

you could say it was lit ...now if you excuse me,I'll go outside and touch some grass

[@lilsisasu]

Sounds like a strangely intriguing novel. *leaves to write a new book*

[@salembn1176]

This makes me think of the Harley Quinn series season 2 finale lol

[@oksanamiller9830]

6:07 The part where he said 'to avoid breastfeeding.' made me spit out my water. Note to self, never drink water during a Twisted Translations video.

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Yeah. Can't have spit either. Choked on my saliva.

[@mitchellbarton7915]

I fucking lost it with her reaction. XD

[@Wriley_Katcoff]

You might want to check out the "An issue I need to address" video by Malinda, it can give some very helpful safety info (and is also hilarious)

[@Wriley_Katcoff]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fmfCapuFhrR-sLM

[@mitchellbarton7915]

@AhmedOMG too late.

[@kylemiller8783]

So if an apple a day keeps the doctor away, does that mean a pomegranate a day keeps the necromancer away? I'm just imagining a necromancer being outright terrified of a pomegranate now...

[@HannahWilson-g5i]

😁

[@sparrowflyaway]

Google Translate: "Shaving: how much?" Malinda: This episode is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club! How fitting would that have been lmao

[@murphmariotwopointoh7714]

Dollar Shave Club? All I've heard of is the Puppy Barley Club.

[@mythicalgirl2005]

Wow, this is a never before seen sight. Malinda actually breaking character and cracking up during a video.

[@conlon4332]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eobak5urqJKMZqs kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnqahZx3gr6tiJo By the way, I wasn't able to copy and paste any of these. Edit: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZ6xfamnZatrY6M kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWemgXmLndxkh7s kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5CYaJammt5nkMU I managed to copy and paste those, whew.

[@kristianbjrnjensen5388]

As the subject is very serious, Malinda left her laughing in, so that WE shall not forget to laugh at the funny translations.

[@seanjackson8310]

“Your body is light, it is always painful!” 😂😂

[@coyotix]

"I N V E N T O R Y the meeting" **sobbing** *so true*

[@tansi1248]

"Why are you hungry?" I feel this on a spiritual level.

[@yellowblue_tt]

5:46 SOMETHING TRUE

[@exaltednerd9492]

This sounds like two conflicting accounts, the normal one sounds like actual information and advice, while the translated one sounds like a survival guide to the apocalypse.

[@circle3565]

The translated one sounds more like it wants us to START an apocalypse with drugs and tumors instead

[@theweirdwolf1877]

@@circle3565 and money

[@agathaplayziez4953]

@@circle3565 and cards...?

[@Kello_QQ]

7:09 “Ineffective diver collisions” I laughed so hard my mom almost disowned me

[@nickhuggins1690]

That's not how it works kello

[@juliodaguy]

@@nickhuggins1690 ever heard of a *joke?*

[@michi-tankenka8116]

@@nickhuggins1690 you heard a joke? if not, r/woosh

[@jacobwilks9204]

So nearly 100% of hospital admissions are due to ineffective diver collisions?

[@arisasworld6800]

@@nickhuggins1690 r/wooooosh

[@ClausMichaelFasting]

6:31 Why should you get vaccinated? GT: Why are you hungry?

[@morgand.3809]

"A natural carrot reduces the regeneration and disruption of the blueberry market." That makes perfect sense to me.

[@prahdush]

Zootopia vibes

[@takenshota546]

I saw this when that part played

[@perilsofplay]

the look of just slowly losing braincells on her face every time google translate talks is just immaculate

[@Bagel_Le_Stinky]

Yes it is very clean

[@takenshota546]

What are you, creepypasta

[@sunshadethedragon]

"On the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer" reminds me of dungeons and dragons combat

[@olivegreenstorm8988]

I request Rasputin to be sung by Google translate. I need this in my life, please

[@Chellex93]

Google translate sings trending songs on tiktok

[@bananasplitlady3045]

PLEASE

[@danmanproking2179]

69th like

[@Фуутон]

OH YES PLEASE

[@azzk07]

there are 69 likes i have to ruin it

[@ZiptoZapto]

"And once you're vaccined, enjoy dehydration and anemia." This sounds like something sarcastic I would say, except a lot more deadly. *Someone starts choking* Me: Stop dying.

[@automaticexternaldefibrillator]

STOP DYING!! NO, STOP DYING RIGHT NOW!

[@variezay8375]

@Roku Originals 4:35

[@KittyDragonWon]

That is known as dark humor, welcome to the group. 😁😈

[@foxlover11]

If you are dying, pie

[@dramaticdog337]

It is truly sad that some of these ridiculous sentences, as funny as they are, sounds like thing some people would actually take seriously and it is even sadder that "do not take Google Translate as medical advice" has to be a disclaimer.

[@jaketheminecrafter2557]

7:29 google translate being a Karen but with ✨STYLE✨

[@KarmasAB123]

"When viruses enter our bodies, large amounts of money enter our bodies." ACCURATE.

[@automaticexternaldefibrillator]

IKR!

[@cherryig2893]

large amounts of money enter our bodies and leaves our wallet :D

[@kale1doskull]

6:43 basically every doctor when you had a cough in the 1800's

[@variablecheesecake]

normal: what my science teacher is actually saying translate: what my brain thinks it is

[@etnevel.naitzsirk]

If this video isn't proof that Google's AI is self-conscious and sends us messages, I don't know what is. #WeAreScrewed

[@eric_moore-6126]

I feel like she didn't see the translations ahead of time.

[@robertsbatars1371]

"You can use it on to find the last few Cove-19 survivors" Google translate predicting future once again

[@BroderickAmato]

It seems to be good at that

[@nonamer3597]

Well let's be positive (even though being positive isn't always the best thing these days) : There ARE survivors

[@royalemeraldbuilder5058]

@@nonamer3597 yes, roughly 99.8 % of people who get cove-19 (including me) 😊

[@LgndaryHeroLink]

So ... it's like a Dating App then? To find the last few Survivors to save the human race?

[@nonamer3597]

@@LgndaryHeroLink Sounds accurate to me🤷‍♂️

[@Comrade_Sensei]

"Most people lose their hair as they get older" The more you know...

[@thepinkpotbtoes3646]

This comment is sponsored by raids shadow-

[@bleepblock2177]

@@thepinkpotbtoes3646 this raid is is sponsored by raid... bug spray You got sponsored cause we are desperate

[@elzar5987]

I can't be the only one who sees woody and jesse. Just imagine cowboy hats

[@loonylovegood2.073]

Yay, you two being together in one video in person is really wholesome and you made my day ! "The character, a pomegranate, is a great piano dance" xD 😂😂

[@faithgantner9535]

Sameeee

[@emilyncole4040]

I find it so funny that it looks like Malinda has no clue what the translated version is, her reactions are really genuine and it makes it so much more funny and realistic.

[@LegoWormNoah101]

"If it doesn't work, run" Solid advice

[@Nick_the_antzzzz]

OMG FORGOT THIS CHANNEL EXISTED!!! SO HAPPY I FOUND IT AGAIN!!!! JUST AS FUNNY AS WHEN I FIRST WATCHED!!! Edit: lots of likes-

[@vladipeace]

IKR??!

[@Kate-ex4uj]

Same!!!

[@CrazyEmilykitty]

"What does it feel like to be on a pillow?" Malinda: **gives him a pillow** Guy: **falls asleep** IM CACKLING

[@Mochrie99]

I loved that bit. It just felt so wholesome and sweet :)

[@kranilkumar5875]

That 'guy' is actually Tom Mcgovern, you can seen him on Malinda's Rick Rolled Video

[@CrazyEmilykitty]

@@kranilkumar5875 Yea i found that out eventually. I just forgot lol

[@kirra0000]

“She entered the wedding chamber to light the house on fire and drove down the street, I shall return” Best part of the video

[@EnigmaticLucas]

Still makes more sense than what people who refuse to take it say

[@Admiral_Grufus]

TRUE

[@garrettedwards4341]

The fact that you guys manage to (mostly) keep your poker face is unbelievable.

[@MainlineMini-productions]

1:02 when my teacher tells me to make a summary of anything.

[@SophieRo_]

*"the character, a pomegranate, is a fantastic piano dance on the first floor, swimming and hitting the necromancer."* both sound right to me!

[@BroderickAmato]

My only question is how the frick did "necromancer" get in there?? XD

[@The482075]

@@BroderickAmato So many questions...

[@BroderickAmato]

@@The482075 Yes indeedy

[@davidparkes7741]

I would watch that DnD campaign.

[@The482075]

@@davidparkes7741 I would love to be a player in that campaign.

[@totalynotcatherine]

"I usually don't laugh, because I'm alone." Me too. Help.

[@CerealPhurry]

"If it doesn't work, R U N" is the best line ever.

[@Cod3Play]

"Why are you hungry?" I just ate, so relateable

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

For me, I was eating my dinner _while_ watching the video!

[@bettinaconner7554]

SHE’S BACK MY DAY IS NOW 100 % BETTER WOO TOMORROWS MY BIRTHDAY 🥳

[@Bagel_Le_Stinky]

"this is called a virus scanner" IM DEAD

[@charlessaint7926]

"Do not refer to Google Translate for scientific or medical advise." *Or translations for that matter.* 2:53, DR. Felton's theme begins playing.

[@rockyblacksmith]

Aah, now I remember where I knew that from.