Check out Inkbox my friends!! I'm obsessed with them! Also this is a VERY BRIEF overview of the climate crisis. I highly encourage you to seek out local resources to learn more about how climate change is affecting your area!
@Try-hard-emily3 жыл бұрын
No
@punterr3 жыл бұрын
Nah
@justme-uu8oe3 жыл бұрын
Okay
@justme-uu8oe3 жыл бұрын
No
@justme-uu8oe3 жыл бұрын
NO!!
@gavinm20053 жыл бұрын
“people are celebrating floods fires hurricanes and higher temperatures” Only New Orleans, google translate.
@EtherImperial3 жыл бұрын
When you already know you're screwed, what else can you do but drink and party till the end of days
@aestevalis03 жыл бұрын
It's the South. What do you expect? They have hurricane parties there.
@chr133 жыл бұрын
In western Germany recent floods have killed more than 100 people, but some conspiracy theorists are happy because they think Earth is healing/cleaning itself. And others celebrate because they believe that they are "dragon riders" and that they've prevented a dam from breaking.
@nonamer35973 жыл бұрын
@@chr13 That conspiracy you just talked about...That is the one of the craziest bull****s I've ever heard
@shadowwolf94673 жыл бұрын
@@nonamer3597 Yeah it's sounds super dumb
@AdamZugone3 жыл бұрын
"dictators, pagans, orphans, and designers" might just be the most random assortment of people I've ever heard
@akittenplays41043 жыл бұрын
what about an orphaned, pagan dictator, who happens to be a designer?
@AdamZugone3 жыл бұрын
@@akittenplays4104 this sounds like "how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore And a Scotsman"
@akittenplays41043 жыл бұрын
@@AdamZugone dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Carribean, impoverished, in squalor
@vitormanuel98893 жыл бұрын
@@AdamZugone what makes a bastard, orphanage , punk
@ireallyreallyhategoogle3 жыл бұрын
Find the common denominator.
@Silver_Sonic_233 жыл бұрын
It’s weird seeing Google Translate being positive for once.
@sodium2233 жыл бұрын
7:26
@ahaha2723 жыл бұрын
Positive because something negative is happening
@brentage50003 жыл бұрын
Google Translate is always positive. What they say, however...
@UltraHylia3 жыл бұрын
"My energy has miraculously increased in the recent past"
@andreaiacco183 жыл бұрын
DESTROY THE LAUGHTER
@Clasteau3 жыл бұрын
Yes, many people I know are locally active in their chapter of the Union of Dictators, Pagens, Orphans, and Designers.
@feiradragon79153 жыл бұрын
Now that I think about it, that sounds like an oddly specific villain's union kinda thing.
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg48473 жыл бұрын
U.D.P.O.D Yeah, sounds like a villain union.
@Clasteau3 жыл бұрын
@@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 some kind of alternative to L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?
@LQLawler3 жыл бұрын
I have an idea for a Translate, obviously you don't have to do it if you don't want to (it would probably take a while) but you could translate the instructions/rules for a board game then try to play the board game (maybe with Tom if its safe to do so)
@andpad83803 жыл бұрын
Yess this sounds amazing
@Finat03 жыл бұрын
Not A Bad Idea
@cartermartin37103 жыл бұрын
That would be amazing
@leafy_loaf3 жыл бұрын
Genius
@LuthraKittysMusic3 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes! Please do this!!!
@IceFox6063 жыл бұрын
“Over time, it will dry out and BURN” Well. Google Translate certainly isn’t wrong
@pai-tsuhi11313 жыл бұрын
Nope. Not wrong.
@Lazy_.Lavender2 жыл бұрын
Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O! And on that farm he had some pigs E-I-E-I-O! With a oink oink here, And an oink oink there, Here and oink, There an oink! Everywhere an oink oink! Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
@YakuzaClown2 жыл бұрын
@lazylavender a yo, you good?
@randomstuff51552 жыл бұрын
@@Lazy_.Lavender u ok?
@dariusjrtedford11392 жыл бұрын
@@Lazy_.Lavender why are you out of context
@gavinbrown2163 жыл бұрын
“I improved everything on google translate“ you definitely helped
@starlegends30923 жыл бұрын
Yes
@erinrimmer98783 жыл бұрын
remember kids: *do not burn onions and reducing food consumption is very important and should be taken seriously especially when it comes to vegetables*
@TheMalevolentRider3 жыл бұрын
Understood. Onions don't burn. 10 minutes later. Ohhh crap the onion is on fire.
@evilpotato15343 жыл бұрын
I’m fine with eating less vegetables
@kdemetter3 жыл бұрын
And don't forgot to cut bananas, at least 26 - 28 %
@immrrotation3 жыл бұрын
o n I o n c o o k I e
@Bluessoulphoenix2 жыл бұрын
Use the car.
@GeminiWolfstarGaming3 жыл бұрын
"Decide to destroy the laughter!" * shrinks away * Remind me not to get on Google Translate's bad side.
@bookcraftmusic303 жыл бұрын
Don't get on Google Translate's bad side
@GeminiWolfstarGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@bookcraftmusic30 Thank you! XD
@bookcraftmusic303 жыл бұрын
@@GeminiWolfstarGaming no problem XD
@ollie.15643 жыл бұрын
Good steps?
@GeminiWolfstarGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@ollie.1564 Good steps? Sorry, you've confused me.
@oreovillian72773 жыл бұрын
Google translate: BURN ALL THE FOSSIL FUELS The main reason why teachers say no to google translate
@apocalypticblox23463 жыл бұрын
ALL OF THEM
@olivegreenstorm89883 жыл бұрын
Well, if you burn them all, there won't be any left to use! {Flawless logic}
@oreovillian72773 жыл бұрын
@@olivegreenstorm8988 we would prob die by then
@ellenjacobson28193 жыл бұрын
But don’t burn the onions
@davidalicea67053 жыл бұрын
@@oreovillian7277 no we burn all of them when they're not inside anyway that can hurt the environment and then we use them to burn down factories to stop climate change that's what it means
@cookie8563 жыл бұрын
"I improved everything on Google Translate" ... GT is still itself
@glitchedartistx79643 жыл бұрын
Hi! I’m just curious, is the background of your pfp a pride flag? If so, what flag? I know that’s not related to your original comment, but I’m curious lol
@cookie8563 жыл бұрын
@@glitchedartistx7964 Yeah, it's the aroace flag! And it's normal to ask XD
@ScytheCurie3 жыл бұрын
@@cookie856 Oh my god! Another aroace who likes cats! You should've seen the smile on my face when I saw a cat and the aroace flag in your pfp.
@glitchedartistx79643 жыл бұрын
@@cookie856 That’s so cool! I didn’t know there was an aroace flag! That’s really cool :D
@cooky29913 жыл бұрын
Another Aroace cat lover named Cookie on YT, how many more odds are we going against xD
@maxwelljackson92263 жыл бұрын
"Invite dictators, pagans, orphans, and designers." Well to be fair climate change does and will effect people from all walks of life! We should all get involved in this huge issue we all face! Hope to see Dictat...I mean President Vladimir Putin at some climate change rallies!
@icywind173 жыл бұрын
Our dictator Kaczyński refuses to do anything about climate change :(
@siliconsulfide83 жыл бұрын
@@icywind17 next thing you know they blame climate change on Tusk
@PanickedTato3 жыл бұрын
What was particularly funny about that bit was it was translating politician names.
@frostqueen13353 жыл бұрын
Poland?
@kubat49253 жыл бұрын
@@frostqueen1335 indeed.
@salben10113 жыл бұрын
Malinda: "The last ice age ended 3000 years ago, the planet was a blanket of ice. And surface temperatures were only 5~9 degrees than they are now. So even a small change in temperature has a severe impact." Google translate: "Winter ended abruptly about 3000 years ago" Wow, just like how I take my notes at school
@vu9977t3 жыл бұрын
Uh, her name is Malinda.
@salben10113 жыл бұрын
@@vu9977t oof, thnx changing it
@ComfyDents3 жыл бұрын
Winter endes abruptly. Thx Arya... ^^
@danieldabloxgamer92053 жыл бұрын
Malinda: "The last ice age ended 3,000 years ago. This planet is a layer of ice. The surface temperature is only 5 ~ 9 degrees Celsius. Thus, even small temperature differences can have a significant effect. " Google Translate: "Winter ended abruptly about 3,000 years ago" Wow, it looks like she got a grade in school
@accammaanickattu62583 жыл бұрын
Relatable 😅
@FuzzyStripetail3 жыл бұрын
I knew that my parents were lying and ultimately endangering the Earth's average surface temperature when they told me to eat all of my vegetables.
@ireallyreallyhategoogle3 жыл бұрын
You tell them Google told you not to eat vegetables.
@starlegends30923 жыл бұрын
XD
@katishkittykat3 жыл бұрын
"Peeling bananas will increase from 26% to 28% by 2025"
@AA-sg2py3 жыл бұрын
@@katishkittykat so… People eat bananas with the peel on ?
@booogarboi33743 жыл бұрын
Ikr they’ve been endangering EVERYONE
@sleepyote3 жыл бұрын
The translated version is what happens when people get their information off of random Facebook pages.
@seantheroyalknight69323 жыл бұрын
Yes
@veeamazingtv39943 жыл бұрын
7:26
@John_Weiss3 жыл бұрын
…or from any newspaper and TV channel owned by Rupert Murdoch.
@WinxAliNelCielo3 жыл бұрын
@@John_Weiss I know you mean Fox but in England there is Sky News and Sky was owned by Rupert Murdoch for years , so what about that channel ?
@John_Weiss3 жыл бұрын
@@WinxAliNelCielo I was actually including Sky in my comment. 🙂
@marcoschibler90633 жыл бұрын
"Burn all the fossile fuels" Instructions unclear. I burned the onions instead
@starlegends30923 жыл бұрын
It grows underground, its a fossel lol
@hmvp63463 жыл бұрын
NO! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!
@GreatGraniteState2 жыл бұрын
RUN AWAY
@eeng17 Жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh
@tsifirakiehl4250 Жыл бұрын
DO NOT BURN ONIONS!
@charredcharley3 жыл бұрын
This is a nice way to raise awareness for serious topics while having a comedic spark. Love it
@ARandomSpace3 жыл бұрын
Now that I think of it... yeah! This is a good idea that more people should be doing!
@lucystarlong73622 жыл бұрын
A comedy stroke
@annikaParnda3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how sad our lives will be if Google Translate someday does improve to translate stuff without all the weirdness. I'm not sure I could take it
@davidalicea67053 жыл бұрын
It will never be like it because some languages have gender as different stuff and some languages don't use you like Chinese when people are writing stuff in that language and considering that that's the reason why it's not going to be perfect because Chinese people don't like you or the prone Downs at all so Google translate it has to guess the pronouns and that's how it messes it up
@johncotel42672 жыл бұрын
That would not happen since this is happening in the first place because some words can't be translated into other languages so google chooses the closest possible word to replace it
@Silver_Sonic_233 жыл бұрын
“Do not burn onions.” - Google Translate 2021
@Gaia_Seraphina3 жыл бұрын
That's true. Those taste terrible, if roasted for too long.
@starlegends30923 жыл бұрын
No veggies
@darkmatterbuildrplays3 жыл бұрын
*Google Translate:* "Do not burn onions!" *Also Google Translate:* "reducing food consumption is very important, especially vegetables." *Me:* Google Translate hates eating vegetables, especially cooked onions.😆
@ireallyreallyhategoogle3 жыл бұрын
I fully agree with Google Translate when it comes to vegetables and onions.
@beepboop72193 жыл бұрын
or maybe Google Translate hates eating vegetables but loves to cook onions, just cook the onion, don't eat it and especially, DON'T BURN THEM
@denchicksson3 жыл бұрын
@@beepboop7219 i burn onion
@FancyFreestyler3 жыл бұрын
I literally choked when she said that the average temperature of the planet has risen by 2118 degrees fahrenheit lmao
@Gaia_Seraphina3 жыл бұрын
The apocalypse!
@FancyFreestyler3 жыл бұрын
@@Gaia_Seraphina yup everyone at the table thougth I was dying
@C15Ckbn3 жыл бұрын
"The Earth is expected to become the new Sun by the 40th century."
@KerbalProductions3 жыл бұрын
We're officially hotter than Venus in that case!
@C15Ckbn3 жыл бұрын
@@KerbalProductions **gets charred to death**
@PatchTheCat_3 жыл бұрын
Google translate: use the car. Normal: no use public transport- google translate: -NOPE NOPE USE THE CAR JUST BURN ALL ALL THE FOSSIL FUELS BURN ALLLLLL THE FOSSIL FUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS Me be like: *no matter what is happening to you or whats going on, do not obey google translate.
@endtailfox3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate represents what politicians hear when we explain they should do something about climate change
@getinloserweregoingshopping9473 жыл бұрын
YESSS
@starlegends30923 жыл бұрын
XD
@nicolebacon27473 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@reina_splat3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@helixat85483 жыл бұрын
"Invite Dictators, Pagans, Orphans, and Designers..." Let's unpack this. So first we have a political leader, then a religious identity (broadly), then a familial situation, and then a job. This is incredible.
@kaylays99823 жыл бұрын
As Designers, probably Influencers?
@nonamer35973 жыл бұрын
Now find a person that unites all these titles on themselves
@helixat85483 жыл бұрын
@@nonamer3597 I was literally googling that directly after commenting this lol
@denis4803 жыл бұрын
@@helixat8548 Let me know if you find someone who matches the criteria. I have a sudden interest for your research.
@jadebayoba70732 жыл бұрын
A dictator that was loyal to his religion, abandoned by his parents adn had the dream of becoming a designer... WAIT IS THIS HI-
@well21433 жыл бұрын
YES! I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY!
@belalabusultan59113 жыл бұрын
Google is the best history teacher: - humanity began 30.000 years ago - winter ended 3000 years ago - we aare now in the 6th automn
@maciakontonasakis3793 жыл бұрын
Also the American revolution happened in the first century
@nonamer35973 жыл бұрын
Better then my 10th class History teacher 🤷♂️
@user-re8tc1dg3b2 жыл бұрын
@@nonamer3597 how bad was it
@nonamer35972 жыл бұрын
@@user-re8tc1dg3b Well... -They had a document where all headlines, tasks and a little bit of stuff to write down was on and you could tell they probably used that document for the past ten years -They researched pictures inside the lesson on Google -They favorized students, while they hated others and made them feel that -Also, if you were rather unliked by them, your answers would be "wrong" even if they weren't -They talked in a way that always put students below them (So kinda disrespecting them, while praising themselves) -The (barely talked about) results of tasks we did on our own could be relevant for tests -They sometimes randomly gave us marks for homework
@lizebotha87833 жыл бұрын
I know climate change is an issue that needs to be taken seriously but this is funny
@1969crocodil3 жыл бұрын
yeah! it's great how Malinda is spreading valuable information about what needs to be done to protect our planet while also being encouraging and not spreading fear
@davidalicea67053 жыл бұрын
Oh trust me climate change it could be worse and so can covid-19 we might have to be quiet just stay alive and cannot even laugh or we might have to deal with zombies in fact the translating a whole movie or there was apocalypse ever where everything you say is Google translated all the time and you can offend people and then they can offend you and you cannot say it that sounds like disaster doesn't that you don't want to be living through that timeline
@MammonCity2 жыл бұрын
Why you should take something not real seriously
@anthonypepito61312 жыл бұрын
@@MammonCity how is it now real? care to explain give me reasons why isn't it real not just you opinion you need articles that will support you on your claim its "not real"
@MammonCity2 жыл бұрын
@@anthonypepito6131 because freemasons rule goverment and they always lie, we should panic about them instead
@claramatt133 жыл бұрын
“ I improved everything on google translate. ” Yup, sure ya did.
@noteb.ookluvr3 жыл бұрын
5:09 *That's actually correct.. Vegetables cause some sort of greenhouse gases and less arable farms.*
@eagenthorror3 жыл бұрын
not really. livestock cause more destruction to the environment than crops, especially considering plants do photosynthesis, and animals dont.
@dbseamz3 жыл бұрын
I'm In A Vegetative State Studios true, but clearing land for any form of agriculture can have harmful effects, as do the fertilizers and pesticides used on crops.
@arisasworld68002 жыл бұрын
but cows make greenhouse gas tooo
@Ruby_Star3 жыл бұрын
6:19 Malinda is like: 'wait what? We are agreeing on something?'
@Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist3 жыл бұрын
Here's a suggestion for Twisted Translations... the poem If, by Rudyard Kipling
@emmamihalaky83373 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@vacuumdiagram3 жыл бұрын
We had a copy of that hanging on th wall when I was young, decoratively written and illustrated by the monks of Caldey Island. Being very young though, I couldn't quite understand some of the more baroque writing, and so insisted for a long time that you'll be a flan, my son! 🤣
@appletree68983 жыл бұрын
@@vacuumdiagram Sweet!
@Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist3 жыл бұрын
I like Barry Cryer's version: "If you can keep your head whilst all about you are losing theirs... you'll be taller than everyone else!
@doobydoo9083 жыл бұрын
6:28 "Decide the destroy the laughter" I laughed at that and Idk if that's a good thing or a bad thing... is Google Translate Malinda gonna attack me :c
@kimberlybogert70313 жыл бұрын
I did too..I think we be ok😅
@Usernamee6193 жыл бұрын
I’m scared now aah
@angelibrahim94583 жыл бұрын
_"Decide to destroy the laughter!"_
@Sughrinihil3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate: winter ended abruptly about 3000 years ago. Me, a Sardinian: yes, it did.
@GeminiWolfstarGaming3 жыл бұрын
"I improved everything on Google Translate." I see Google Translate has an ego...
@adventurerwithacoolhat25313 жыл бұрын
I WANNA PLAY JEEP JATAN’S QUEST FOR SPEED!
@GGamerLiam3 жыл бұрын
Keep Jatan
@singsong78743 жыл бұрын
THE RED HAIR!!! I just dyed my hair red so this is too perfect.
@user-kt1no7yx1u3 жыл бұрын
I haven't gotten there yet, but my hair is naturally red
@singsong78743 жыл бұрын
@@user-kt1no7yx1u I dyed it an extremely bright red. It’s not a natural shade like hers, but I still love it.
@tomrijnders3 жыл бұрын
FOR REAL it looks so good on her! I dyed my hair blue 2 days ago but it was red before.. does that still count..
@singsong78743 жыл бұрын
@@tomrijnders dye is dye
@Cenn_Devel Жыл бұрын
As someone who speaks this dialect of Google Translate, I can confirm that the translator did a good job. As a Google translator, I can attest to the effectiveness of this translator.
@Ashurman6663 жыл бұрын
0:36 This, uhhh...this actually sounds interesting. Can we, like, get a Netflix show of this concept or something?
@miratorbay3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like about half the Arrowverse Flash villains
@hiagain14633 жыл бұрын
The Adventures of Jeep Jatan
@clairebenson80923 жыл бұрын
That would be an incredible breaking bad spin-off
@robinchesterfield423 жыл бұрын
Or a Netflix show of the alternate universe where America and South America rebelled against Britain in the first century. ("The Man in the High Castle" on bath salts, basically.)
@foxtail2862 жыл бұрын
PP will succeed.
@elideangeli50983 жыл бұрын
The fact that “decide to destroy the laughter” made me laugh the hardest
@coyotix3 жыл бұрын
I know this is a video intended for comedy, but I just want to take a moment to appreciate your hair! It's so beautiful!
@slainedale80323 жыл бұрын
Original: Hi, Malinda, once again! Just to let you know, I think climate change is very important and Google Translate's version of it sounds...interesting. Anyway, I do hope we do something about it and we take better care of the earth. Anyway, have a good rest of 2021 and I hope everyone will be in a good mood after these videos as always. Translated: Cheers, Malinda, come back! To let you know, I think climate change is important and the Google Translate version makes sense ... it's fun. Anyway, I hope we do something about it and pay better attention to the ground. Anyway, have a good night 2021 and I hope everyone will be in a good mood like these videos.
@mondiramaji7913 жыл бұрын
Are... Are you sure GT isn't already self-aware?? 🤪
@starlegends30923 жыл бұрын
Google tranclate version is great
@davidparkes77413 жыл бұрын
Ok but paying better attention to the ground is actually a good idea.
@starlegends30923 жыл бұрын
@@davidparkes7741 lol XD
@nonamer35973 жыл бұрын
Love how Google Translate just praised themselves in this translation👌
@tylerhackner97313 жыл бұрын
Google translate is basically politicians every time we try to sound the alarm about how dire our current situation is
@evlmatress3 жыл бұрын
Have you just uncovered a massive conspiracy? Are our politicians really just Google translate talking back to us?
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it! I mean, "use the car" and "invite dictators" sounds like what some of our politicians want to do instead of fighting the climate! I hope "PP" (as in "PP will succeed") does not mean "party politician"...
@IgnacDvorsky3 жыл бұрын
"By 2025, millions of people will be able to benefit from the refugee crisis" Little bit true! 😅 "We should suffer a little" Very true! 😅
@morrigankasa5703 жыл бұрын
Soylent Green?
@midnightcrystalline69183 жыл бұрын
Google translate: "We should suffer a little". Covid 19: "Hasn't that already happend" .
@arson_atlas3 жыл бұрын
@@midnightcrystalline6918 *Don't jinx it, we don't need another crisis.*
@anrer35382 жыл бұрын
And here we are...
@eshix40893 жыл бұрын
I see Google Translate has just given up on humanity.
@madeleinejohansson69093 жыл бұрын
"My energy has miraculously increased in the recent past." My mind: MIRACULOUS. SIMPLY THE BEST UP TO THE- Idea for a translate: Google translate sings: the Miraculous ladybug theme song!
@misshollis75473 жыл бұрын
The full version!
@madeleinejohansson69093 жыл бұрын
@@misshollis7547 Duh!!!! Of course...
@TEEEEEEEEEEJ3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: if you want to prevent climate change then no matter what DO NOT BURN ONIONS
@awethebird2 ай бұрын
5:48 I love it when there’s a random word before a sentence actually starts “IS!
@katya37483 жыл бұрын
“Reducing food consumptions, especially vegetables.” Every little child’s dream 😂
@KuroKat083 жыл бұрын
I Ran “Your A Wizard Harry” Through Google Translate And It Came Out To “Collect The Super Beans Jayden” EXQUEEZE ME WHAT?
@callumtait47933 жыл бұрын
6:06 this was not what we meant when we said we wanted more diversity in the mainstream media
@oogaooga00003 жыл бұрын
4:09 was awesome
@rafaelpereiragomes1735 Жыл бұрын
Do you know the name of the piano song that plays there? I needed to know one eternity ago.
@ZaberFangAT3 жыл бұрын
"The East Coast is covered in snow waves" - The Day After Tomorrow was right!
@raechan49813 жыл бұрын
Lol this is how our news actually is sometimes you'll get one person trying to speak the truth while the other person babbles nonsense and many people believe the nonsense. 😱
@murphthegangster3 жыл бұрын
Google translate: invite dictators and orphans Technoblade: “slowly draws sword”
@Suyana063 жыл бұрын
I have found my people
@The_Mint20073 жыл бұрын
Who's Technoblade?
@hollyscahill3325 Жыл бұрын
@@The_Mint2007 I know. I don't know who that is.
@movedhide2380 Жыл бұрын
@@hollyscahill3325 Minecraft youtuber who recently died a few months ago. Very famous for his pvp and shit
@awsomegoat43569 ай бұрын
@@The_Mint2007 a Amazing Minecraft KZbinr who died of sarcoma (cancer)
@kuyamarquez8622 жыл бұрын
Google translate is like that one person in your group project that has no idea what’s going on but still tries to add stuff.
@bearishbeast63163 жыл бұрын
I love that you take Serious topics and give us something to laugh about! It makes the world a little brighter when you're around!
@ASP_Particune3 жыл бұрын
“Over time, it will dry out and burn.” I feel like that sentence alone gives a pretty good indication of which way planet Earth is currently heading…
@John_Weiss3 жыл бұрын
Well, the continental interiors, definitely. The coasts will face different problems…
@surgeeo14063 жыл бұрын
This was a weird one... I didn't knew when to frown, when to laugh, I was laughing when I should be frowning, feeling so much guilt, it was a mess... Cool video though, liked!
@conorpillay43153 жыл бұрын
"And Google Translate is here to cheer us up." Google Translate: *"Decide to destroy the laughter."*
@PuppyL073 жыл бұрын
This is a pick-me-up for my mood right now! My dad is really sick and this is helping me stay positive! Thanks so much, Malinda!
@scibanana35423 жыл бұрын
"People are celebrating floods, fires, hurricanes, and higher temperatures." No. Just- WHY?
@shouterthedragon18013 жыл бұрын
A dictator, a pagent, an orphan and a desinger sound like a fun chaotic neutral DnD party
@benjamincase10382 жыл бұрын
3:10 It feels like that here.
@Benwut2 жыл бұрын
love how it just turned into a poem half way through
@watch.out.for.mushroom.mayhem2 жыл бұрын
I lost it after “DO NOT BURN ONIONS”
@elkatuber2 жыл бұрын
i dont think people understand this, it is really important and people need to hear and do this! DO NOT BURN ONIONS!!!
@ComfyDents3 жыл бұрын
This is actually not the weirdest things I heard someone say about climate change. XD
@gamehero68163 жыл бұрын
I like that you are using your channel for the greater good!
@SophieRo_3 жыл бұрын
2:19 Malinda = me Google translate = my friends i love onions.....
@Kinglovinstone Жыл бұрын
They taste too salty and are only good in stakes, don't like em all that much
@mikeconrad11832 жыл бұрын
2:26 right I will not set onions on fire
@jamiehaas543 жыл бұрын
DO NOT BURN ONIONS but caramelized onions- DO NOT BURN ONIONS! *DO NOT BURN ONIONS!!!*
@japanpanda21793 жыл бұрын
"Invite dictators, pagans, orphans, and designers" Quite an interesting mix
@davidford853 жыл бұрын
3:46 One minor (if slightly irritating) error, icebergs melting doesn't raise sea levels (at least not significantly). Because icebergs are floating in the sea, they are already displacing their weight in water. What melting icebergs do effect is the salinity of the sea, as they add fresh water, thereby reducing the salt concentration. This in turn can affect ocean currents which are dependant on certain densities, which may affect weather patterns and sea life. The primary source of sea level rise is the land ice melting, but since the same problems causing them to melt (i.e. humans) are the same one causing icebergs to melt, it's a minor error. On a side note: if you want to see the above displacement principle in action, the Falkirk Wheel is a superb example of it in action. The two caissons both carry 500 tons in weight and the weight stays the same regardless of whether there are boats in the caissons or not.
@dasleader68803 жыл бұрын
Sure
@Usernamee6193 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the essay
@Kinglovinstone Жыл бұрын
What?
@oliveru5514 ай бұрын
“PP will succeed” killed me idk why
@somethinginthewalls3883 жыл бұрын
what we've learned: we need to take action as soon as humanly possible or we might risk the damaging of both ecosystems, along with threats to our population also veggies bad
@EelooYT3 жыл бұрын
Google translate made this huge problem seem so positive which is great to see lol, but please, entire countries like my homeland the Netherlands and other places like Bangladesh are at huge risk
@froggydraws_243 жыл бұрын
“pp will succeed” my extremely mature sense of humor: “haha pp”
@snowflook5602 жыл бұрын
Same
@ah29723 жыл бұрын
Please upload more 😭 I missed youuu
@GalaxyExplorer-bv6ze3 жыл бұрын
"I improved everything on Google Translate" Said literally no one
@hazelsherbsoup31893 жыл бұрын
One of the reasons that I love Malinda is that she finds a way to talk about important issues while also making people laugh. Keep doing what you do, girl :)
@itsmetrojay3 жыл бұрын
Lol “waste used for planting trees, farms, and ponds”
@iamnottonywhatareyoutalkin17493 жыл бұрын
i love that ur teaching ppl about srs issues in a really fun way.
@jasminesperling10393 жыл бұрын
Yass I haven’t seen you in so longgg
@oncewithtwice5 ай бұрын
5:41 I love how it says "cut" but the percentage increases 💀
@Llortnerof3 жыл бұрын
Well, germany just proved that you don't need to be at or below sealevel for the increased flooding. Although GT wasn't entirely wrong about the effects, either.
@personperson38043 жыл бұрын
I miss the songs you used to translate, how come you never do those anymore? You have a beautiful voice, and I was in hysterics by the end every time.
@ShieldX_Snowy3 жыл бұрын
2:55 yeah 2118 degrees fahrenheit isnt alot
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas90723 жыл бұрын
2:39 2118°F is actually 1158.9°C Going the other way 1118°C = 2156°F
@mranima7482 жыл бұрын
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 do you expect Google translate to be logical about maths
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas90722 жыл бұрын
@@mranima748 I had a point. I’ll go back. It had something to do with the time I indicated
@eeng17 Жыл бұрын
I'm from New York. I can confirm that we are covered with snow waves.
@koolkitty1082 жыл бұрын
1:19 now we need a google translate crash course history style video
@alitherebelinstigator.7106 Жыл бұрын
This is definitely one of those “we laugh so we don’t cry,” topics… In that case, the line “over time it will dry out and BURN,” legitimately made me spit out my drink. Well done.
@doc38913 жыл бұрын
Now I want to hear the story of Jeep Jatan, the man who goes to heaven in search of speed...
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes2 жыл бұрын
“I improved everything on google translate” You did, we all needed a laugh
@lalalalai94743 жыл бұрын
4:54 Google translate has a suffer kink 🤪
@EricE5493 жыл бұрын
"jeep jatan" actually made me chuckle lol
@splashykoy113 жыл бұрын
1:01 Me with red ear syndrome be like:
@A_humanBeing. Жыл бұрын
As someone from the east coast I can confirm that we are covered in snow waves
@WarmBreadBearBuddy3 жыл бұрын
“Now we say we should suffer a little” Me talking to my book characters as a writer
@raekuul3 жыл бұрын
ironically, google translate is spot-on at 5:13 - food production will remain a significant contributor even after the Energy Sector transitions to less emissive means of production.