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[@twistedtranslations]

Check out Inkbox my friends!! I'm obsessed with them! Also this is a VERY BRIEF overview of the climate crisis. I highly encourage you to seek out local resources to learn more about how climate change is affecting your area!

[@Try-hard-emily]

No

[@punterr]

Nah

[@justme-uu8oe]

Okay

[@justme-uu8oe]

No

[@justme-uu8oe]

NO!!

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

It’s weird seeing Google Translate being positive for once.

[@sodium223]

7:26

[@ahaha272]

Positive because something negative is happening

[@brentage5000]

Google Translate is always positive. What they say, however...

[@UltraHylia]

"My energy has miraculously increased in the recent past"

[@andreaiacco18]

DESTROY THE LAUGHTER

[@AdamZugone]

"dictators, pagans, orphans, and designers" might just be the most random assortment of people I've ever heard

[@akittenplays4104]

what about an orphaned, pagan dictator, who happens to be a designer?

[@AdamZugone]

@@akittenplays4104 this sounds like "how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore And a Scotsman"

[@akittenplays4104]

@@AdamZugone dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Carribean, impoverished, in squalor

[@vitormanuel9889]

@@AdamZugone what makes a bastard, orphanage , punk

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Find the common denominator.

[@IceFox606]

“Over time, it will dry out and BURN” Well. Google Translate certainly isn’t wrong

[@pai-tsuhi1131]

Nope. Not wrong.

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O! And on that farm he had some pigs E-I-E-I-O! With a oink oink here, And an oink oink there, Here and oink, There an oink! Everywhere an oink oink! Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!

[@YakuzaClown]

@lazylavender a yo, you good?

[@randomstuff5155]

@@Lazy_.Lavender u ok?

[@dariusjrtedford1139]

@@Lazy_.Lavender why are you out of context

[@erinrimmer9878]

remember kids: *do not burn onions and reducing food consumption is very important and should be taken seriously especially when it comes to vegetables*

[@TheMalevolentRider]

Understood. Onions don't burn. 10 minutes later. Ohhh crap the onion is on fire.

[@evilpotato1534]

I’m fine with eating less vegetables

[@kdemetter]

And don't forgot to cut bananas, at least 26 - 28 %

[@immrrotation]

o n I o n c o o k I e

[@Bluessoulphoenix]

Use the car.

[@gavinm2005]

“people are celebrating floods fires hurricanes and higher temperatures” Only New Orleans, google translate.

[@EtherImperial]

When you already know you're screwed, what else can you do but drink and party till the end of days

[@aestevalis0]

It's the South. What do you expect? They have hurricane parties there.

[@chr13]

In western Germany recent floods have killed more than 100 people, but some conspiracy theorists are happy because they think Earth is healing/cleaning itself. And others celebrate because they believe that they are "dragon riders" and that they've prevented a dam from breaking.

[@nonamer3597]

@@chr13 That conspiracy you just talked about...That is the one of the craziest bull****s I've ever heard

[@shadowwolf9467]

@@nonamer3597 Yeah it's sounds super dumb

[@LQLawler]

I have an idea for a Translate, obviously you don't have to do it if you don't want to (it would probably take a while) but you could translate the instructions/rules for a board game then try to play the board game (maybe with Tom if its safe to do so)

[@andpad8380]

Yess this sounds amazing

[@Finat0]

Not A Bad Idea

[@cartermartin3710]

That would be amazing

[@leafsilvery]

Genius

[@LuthraKittysMusic]

Yes yes yes! Please do this!!!

[@pumpfan1889]

Someone: I died laughing Malinda: D E C I D E T O D E S T R O Y T H E L A U G H T E R

[@starlegends3092]

XD

[@bubbykins4864]

Quiet Place be like

[@booogarboi3374]

That’s ironic honestly, because these google translates are so funny

[@MuffinMinccino]

That someone is me

[@Puppylover720]

@@MuffinMinccino oh no are you ok from duing

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

"Decide to destroy the laughter!" * shrinks away * Remind me not to get on Google Translate's bad side.

[@bookcraftmusic30]

Don't get on Google Translate's bad side

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

@@bookcraftmusic30 Thank you! XD

[@bookcraftmusic30]

@@GeminiWolfstarGaming no problem XD

[@ollie.1564]

Good steps?

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

@@ollie.1564 Good steps? Sorry, you've confused me.

[@salben1011]

Malinda: "The last ice age ended 3000 years ago, the planet was a blanket of ice. And surface temperatures were only 5~9 degrees than they are now. So even a small change in temperature has a severe impact." Google translate: "Winter ended abruptly about 3000 years ago" Wow, just like how I take my notes at school

[@idontknowwhattoputheresendhelp]

Uh, her name is Malinda.

[@salben1011]

@@idontknowwhattoputheresendhelp oof, thnx changing it

[@ComfyDents]

Winter endes abruptly. Thx Arya... ^^

[@danieldabloxgamer9205]

Malinda: "The last ice age ended 3,000 years ago. This planet is a layer of ice. The surface temperature is only 5 ~ 9 degrees Celsius. Thus, even small temperature differences can have a significant effect. " Google Translate: "Winter ended abruptly about 3,000 years ago" Wow, it looks like she got a grade in school

[@accammaanickattu6258]

Relatable 😅

[@sleepyote]

The translated version is what happens when people get their information off of random Facebook pages.

[@seantheroyalknight6932]

Yes

[@veeamazingtv3994]

7:26

[@John_Weiss]

…or from any newspaper and TV channel owned by Rupert Murdoch.

[@WinxAliNelCielo]

@@John_Weiss I know you mean Fox but in England there is Sky News and Sky was owned by Rupert Murdoch for years , so what about that channel ?

[@John_Weiss]

@@WinxAliNelCielo I was actually including Sky in my comment. 🙂

[@Clasteau]

Yes, many people I know are locally active in their chapter of the Union of Dictators, Pagens, Orphans, and Designers.

[@feiradragon7915]

Now that I think about it, that sounds like an oddly specific villain's union kinda thing.

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

U.D.P.O.D Yeah, sounds like a villain union.

[@Clasteau]

@@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 some kind of alternative to L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?

[@maxwelljackson9226]

"Invite dictators, pagans, orphans, and designers." Well to be fair climate change does and will effect people from all walks of life! We should all get involved in this huge issue we all face! Hope to see Dictat...I mean President Vladimir Putin at some climate change rallies!

[@icywind17]

Our dictator Kaczyński refuses to do anything about climate change :(

[@siliconsulfide8]

@@icywind17 next thing you know they blame climate change on Tusk

[@PanickedTato]

What was particularly funny about that bit was it was translating politician names.

[@frostqueen1335]

Poland?

[@kubat4925]

@@frostqueen1335 indeed.

[@gavinbrown216]

“I improved everything on google translate“ you definitely helped

[@starlegends3092]

Yes

[@cookie856]

"I improved everything on Google Translate" ... GT is still itself

[@glitchedartistx7964]

Hi! I’m just curious, is the background of your pfp a pride flag? If so, what flag? I know that’s not related to your original comment, but I’m curious lol

[@cookie856]

@@glitchedartistx7964 Yeah, it's the aroace flag! And it's normal to ask XD

[@ScytheCurie]

@@cookie856 Oh my god! Another aroace who likes cats! You should've seen the smile on my face when I saw a cat and the aroace flag in your pfp.

[@glitchedartistx7964]

@@cookie856 That’s so cool! I didn’t know there was an aroace flag! That’s really cool :D

[@cooky2991]

Another Aroace cat lover named Cookie on YT, how many more odds are we going against xD

[@darkmatterbuildrplays]

*Google Translate:* "Do not burn onions!" *Also Google Translate:* "reducing food consumption is very important, especially vegetables." *Me:* Google Translate hates eating vegetables, especially cooked onions.😆

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

I fully agree with Google Translate when it comes to vegetables and onions.

[@beepboop7219]

or maybe Google Translate hates eating vegetables but loves to cook onions, just cook the onion, don't eat it and especially, DON'T BURN THEM

[@denchicksson]

@@beepboop7219 i burn onion

[@marcoschibler9063]

"Burn all the fossile fuels" Instructions unclear. I burned the onions instead

[@starlegends3092]

It grows underground, its a fossel lol

[@hmvp6346]

NO! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!

[@GreatGraniteState]

RUN AWAY

[@eeng17]

Ahhhhhh

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

DO NOT BURN ONIONS!

[@endtailfox]

Google Translate represents what politicians hear when we explain they should do something about climate change

[@getinloserweregoingshopping947]

YESSS

[@starlegends3092]

XD

[@nicolebacon2747]

Agreed

[@JustThunderHere]

Agreed

[@oreovillian7277]

Google translate: BURN ALL THE FOSSIL FUELS The main reason why teachers say no to google translate

[@apocalypticblox2346]

ALL OF THEM

[@olivegreenstorm8988]

Well, if you burn them all, there won't be any left to use! {Flawless logic}

[@oreovillian7277]

@@olivegreenstorm8988 we would prob die by then

[@ellenjacobson2819]

But don’t burn the onions

[@davidalicea6705]

@@oreovillian7277 no we burn all of them when they're not inside anyway that can hurt the environment and then we use them to burn down factories to stop climate change that's what it means

[@annikaParnda]

Imagine how sad our lives will be if Google Translate someday does improve to translate stuff without all the weirdness. I'm not sure I could take it

[@davidalicea6705]

It will never be like it because some languages have gender as different stuff and some languages don't use you like Chinese when people are writing stuff in that language and considering that that's the reason why it's not going to be perfect because Chinese people don't like you or the prone Downs at all so Google translate it has to guess the pronouns and that's how it messes it up

[@johncotel4267]

That would not happen since this is happening in the first place because some words can't be translated into other languages so google chooses the closest possible word to replace it

[@FuzzyStripetail]

I knew that my parents were lying and ultimately endangering the Earth's average surface temperature when they told me to eat all of my vegetables.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

You tell them Google told you not to eat vegetables.

[@starlegends3092]

XD

[@katishkittykat]

"Peeling bananas will increase from 26% to 28% by 2025"

[@AA-sg2py]

@@katishkittykat so… People eat bananas with the peel on ?

[@booogarboi3374]

Ikr they’ve been endangering EVERYONE

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

“Do not burn onions.” - Google Translate 2021

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

That's true. Those taste terrible, if roasted for too long.

[@starlegends3092]

No veggies

[@charredcharley]

This is a nice way to raise awareness for serious topics while having a comedic spark. Love it

[@ARandomSpace]

Now that I think of it... yeah! This is a good idea that more people should be doing!

[@lucystarlong7362]

A comedy stroke

[@belalabusultan5911]

Google is the best history teacher: - humanity began 30.000 years ago - winter ended 3000 years ago - we aare now in the 6th automn

[@maciakontonasakis379]

Also the American revolution happened in the first century

[@nonamer3597]

Better then my 10th class History teacher 🤷‍♂️

[@user-re8tc1dg3b]

@@nonamer3597 how bad was it

[@nonamer3597]

@@user-re8tc1dg3b Well... -They had a document where all headlines, tasks and a little bit of stuff to write down was on and you could tell they probably used that document for the past ten years -They researched pictures inside the lesson on Google -They favorized students, while they hated others and made them feel that -Also, if you were rather unliked by them, your answers would be "wrong" even if they weren't -They talked in a way that always put students below them (So kinda disrespecting them, while praising themselves) -The (barely talked about) results of tasks we did on our own could be relevant for tests -They sometimes randomly gave us marks for homework

[@helixat8548]

"Invite Dictators, Pagans, Orphans, and Designers..." Let's unpack this. So first we have a political leader, then a religious identity (broadly), then a familial situation, and then a job. This is incredible.

[@kaylays9982]

As Designers, probably Influencers?

[@nonamer3597]

Now find a person that unites all these titles on themselves

[@helixat8548]

@@nonamer3597 I was literally googling that directly after commenting this lol

[@denis480]

@@helixat8548 Let me know if you find someone who matches the criteria. I have a sudden interest for your research.

[@jadebayoba7073]

A dictator that was loyal to his religion, abandoned by his parents adn had the dream of becoming a designer... WAIT IS THIS HI-

[@tylerhackner9731]

Google translate is basically politicians every time we try to sound the alarm about how dire our current situation is

[@evlmatress]

Have you just uncovered a massive conspiracy? Are our politicians really just Google translate talking back to us?

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Sounds like it! I mean, "use the car" and "invite dictators" sounds like what some of our politicians want to do instead of fighting the climate! I hope "PP" (as in "PP will succeed") does not mean "party politician"...

[@FancyFreestyler]

I literally choked when she said that the average temperature of the planet has risen by 2118 degrees fahrenheit lmao

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

The apocalypse!

[@FancyFreestyler]

@@Gaia_Seraphina yup everyone at the table thougth I was dying

[@C15Ckbn]

"The Earth is expected to become the new Sun by the 40th century."

[@KerbalProductions]

We're officially hotter than Venus in that case!

[@C15Ckbn]

@@KerbalProductions **gets charred to death**

[@lizebotha8783]

I know climate change is an issue that needs to be taken seriously but this is funny

[@1969crocodil]

yeah! it's great how Malinda is spreading valuable information about what needs to be done to protect our planet while also being encouraging and not spreading fear

[@davidalicea6705]

Oh trust me climate change it could be worse and so can covid-19 we might have to be quiet just stay alive and cannot even laugh or we might have to deal with zombies in fact the translating a whole movie or there was apocalypse ever where everything you say is Google translated all the time and you can offend people and then they can offend you and you cannot say it that sounds like disaster doesn't that you don't want to be living through that timeline

[@Namefag23]

Why you should take something not real seriously

[@anthonypepito6131]

@@Namefag23 how is it now real? care to explain give me reasons why isn't it real not just you opinion you need articles that will support you on your claim its "not real"

[@Namefag23]

@@anthonypepito6131 because freemasons rule goverment and they always lie, we should panic about them instead

[@PatchTheCat_]

Google translate: use the car. Normal: no use public transport- google translate: -NOPE NOPE USE THE CAR JUST BURN ALL ALL THE FOSSIL FUELS BURN ALLLLLL THE FOSSIL FUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS Me be like: *no matter what is happening to you or whats going on, do not obey google translate.

[@angelibrahim9458]

_"Decide to destroy the laughter!"_

[@IgnacDvorsky]

"By 2025, millions of people will be able to benefit from the refugee crisis" Little bit true! 😅 "We should suffer a little" Very true! 😅

[@morrigankasa570]

Soylent Green?

[@midnightcrystalline6918]

Google translate: "We should suffer a little". Covid 19: "Hasn't that already happend" .

[@arson_atlas]

@@midnightcrystalline6918 *Don't jinx it, we don't need another crisis.*

[@anrer3538]

And here we are...

[@adventurerwithacoolhat2531]

I WANNA PLAY JEEP JATAN’S QUEST FOR SPEED!

[@GGamerLiam]

Keep Jatan

[@claradipaolo571]

“ I improved everything on google translate. ” Yup, sure ya did.

[@GeminiWolfstarGaming]

"I improved everything on Google Translate." I see Google Translate has an ego...

[@well2143]

YES! I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY!

[@sughrinihil]

Google Translate: winter ended abruptly about 3000 years ago. Me, a Sardinian: yes, it did.

[@slainedale8032]

Original: Hi, Malinda, once again! Just to let you know, I think climate change is very important and Google Translate's version of it sounds...interesting. Anyway, I do hope we do something about it and we take better care of the earth. Anyway, have a good rest of 2021 and I hope everyone will be in a good mood after these videos as always. Translated: Cheers, Malinda, come back! To let you know, I think climate change is important and the Google Translate version makes sense ... it's fun. Anyway, I hope we do something about it and pay better attention to the ground. Anyway, have a good night 2021 and I hope everyone will be in a good mood like these videos.

[@mondiramaji791]

Are... Are you sure GT isn't already self-aware?? 🤪

[@starlegends3092]

Google tranclate version is great

[@davidparkes7741]

Ok but paying better attention to the ground is actually a good idea.

[@starlegends3092]

@@davidparkes7741 lol XD

[@nonamer3597]

Love how Google Translate just praised themselves in this translation👌

[@chaewonstan90000]

5:09 *That's actually correct.. Vegetables cause some sort of greenhouse gases and less arable farms.*

[@iminavegetativestatestudio1730]

not really. livestock cause more destruction to the environment than crops, especially considering plants do photosynthesis, and animals dont.

[@dbseamz]

I'm In A Vegetative State Studios true, but clearing land for any form of agriculture can have harmful effects, as do the fertilizers and pesticides used on crops.

[@arisasworld6800]

but cows make greenhouse gas tooo

[@Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist]

Here's a suggestion for Twisted Translations... the poem If, by Rudyard Kipling

[@emmamihalaky8337]

Yes please

[@vacuumdiagram]

We had a copy of that hanging on th wall when I was young, decoratively written and illustrated by the monks of Caldey Island. Being very young though, I couldn't quite understand some of the more baroque writing, and so insisted for a long time that you'll be a flan, my son! 🤣

[@appletree6898]

@@vacuumdiagram Sweet!

[@Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist]

I like Barry Cryer's version: "If you can keep your head whilst all about you are losing theirs... you'll be taller than everyone else!

[@madeleinejohansson6909]

"My energy has miraculously increased in the recent past." My mind: MIRACULOUS. SIMPLY THE BEST UP TO THE- Idea for a translate: Google translate sings: the Miraculous ladybug theme song!

[@misshollis7547]

The full version!

[@madeleinejohansson6909]

@@misshollis7547 Duh!!!! Of course...

[@scibanana3542]

"People are celebrating floods, fires, hurricanes, and higher temperatures." No. Just- WHY?

[@eshix4089]

I see Google Translate has just given up on humanity.

[@singsong7874]

THE RED HAIR!!! I just dyed my hair red so this is too perfect.

[@user-kt1no7yx1u]

I haven't gotten there yet, but my hair is naturally red

[@singsong7874]

@@user-kt1no7yx1u I dyed it an extremely bright red. It’s not a natural shade like hers, but I still love it.

[@tomrijnders]

FOR REAL it looks so good on her! I dyed my hair blue 2 days ago but it was red before.. does that still count..

[@singsong7874]

@@tomrijnders dye is dye

[@Ruby_Star]

6:19 Malinda is like: 'wait what? We are agreeing on something?'

[@doobydoo908]

6:28 "Decide the destroy the laughter" I laughed at that and Idk if that's a good thing or a bad thing... is Google Translate Malinda gonna attack me :c

[@kimberlybogert7031]

I did too..I think we be ok😅

[@Usernamee619]

I’m scared now aah

[@Ashurman666]

0:36 This, uhhh...this actually sounds interesting. Can we, like, get a Netflix show of this concept or something?

[@miratorbay]

Sounds like about half the Arrowverse Flash villains

[@hiagain1463]

The Adventures of Jeep Jatan

[@clairebenson8092]

That would be an incredible breaking bad spin-off

[@robinchesterfield42]

Or a Netflix show of the alternate universe where America and South America rebelled against Britain in the first century. ("The Man in the High Castle" on bath salts, basically.)

[@foxtail286]

PP will succeed.

[@yourdeathisinevitable]

I, too, love to celebrate hurricanes, floods, fires, and extreme temperatures

[@Cenn_Devel]

As someone who speaks this dialect of Google Translate, I can confirm that the translator did a good job. As a Google translator, I can attest to the effectiveness of this translator.

[@katya3748]

“Reducing food consumptions, especially vegetables.” Every little child’s dream 😂

[@surgeeo1406]

This was a weird one... I didn't knew when to frown, when to laugh, I was laughing when I should be frowning, feeling so much guilt, it was a mess... Cool video though, liked!

[@murphthegangster]

Google translate: invite dictators and orphans Technoblade: “slowly draws sword”

[@isabelrichtervega7633]

I have found my people

[@The_Mint2007]

Who's Technoblade?

[@hollyscahill3325]

@@The_Mint2007 I know. I don't know who that is.

[@movedhide2380]

@@hollyscahill3325 Minecraft youtuber who recently died a few months ago. Very famous for his pvp and shit

[@awsomegoat4356]

@@The_Mint2007 a Amazing Minecraft KZbinr who died of sarcoma (cancer)

[@ZaberFangAT]

"The East Coast is covered in snow waves" - The Day After Tomorrow was right!

[@anoki7889]

Everyone, we have learned a lesson. DO NOT BRUN ONIONS

[@coyotix]

I know this is a video intended for comedy, but I just want to take a moment to appreciate your hair! It's so beautiful!

[@somethinginthewalls388]

what we've learned: we need to take action as soon as humanly possible or we might risk the damaging of both ecosystems, along with threats to our population also veggies bad

[@elideangeli5098]

The fact that “decide to destroy the laughter” made me laugh the hardest

[@japanpanda2179]

"Invite dictators, pagans, orphans, and designers" Quite an interesting mix

[@VioletScythe987]

I Ran “Your A Wizard Harry” Through Google Translate And It Came Out To “Collect The Super Beans Jayden” EXQUEEZE ME WHAT?

[@conorpillay4315]

"And Google Translate is here to cheer us up." Google Translate: *"Decide to destroy the laughter."*

[@shouterthedragon1801]

A dictator, a pagent, an orphan and a desinger sound like a fun chaotic neutral DnD party

[@ComfyDents]

This is actually not the weirdest things I heard someone say about climate change. XD

[@oogaooga0000]

4:09 was awesome

[@rafaelpereiragomes1735]

Do you know the name of the piano song that plays there? I needed to know one eternity ago.

[@Benwut]

love how it just turned into a poem half way through

[@raechan4981]

Lol this is how our news actually is sometimes you'll get one person trying to speak the truth while the other person babbles nonsense and many people believe the nonsense. 😱

[@elkatuber]

i dont think people understand this, it is really important and people need to hear and do this! DO NOT BURN ONIONS!!!

[@callumtait4793]

6:06 this was not what we meant when we said we wanted more diversity in the mainstream media

[@ASP_Particune]

“Over time, it will dry out and burn.” I feel like that sentence alone gives a pretty good indication of which way planet Earth is currently heading…

[@John_Weiss]

Well, the continental interiors, definitely. The coasts will face different problems…

[@SophieRo_]

2:19 Malinda = me Google translate = my friends i love onions.....

[@kingstonlovely7404]

They taste too salty and are only good in stakes, don't like em all that much

[@xxyoshi12xx6]

Lol “waste used for planting trees, farms, and ponds”

[@Llortnerof]

Well, germany just proved that you don't need to be at or below sealevel for the increased flooding. Although GT wasn't entirely wrong about the effects, either.

[@GalaxyExplorer-bv6ze]

"I improved everything on Google Translate" Said literally no one

[@lalalalai9474]

4:54 Google translate has a suffer kink 🤪

[@EelooYT]

Google translate made this huge problem seem so positive which is great to see lol, but please, entire countries like my homeland the Netherlands and other places like Bangladesh are at huge risk

[@benjamincase1038]

3:10 It feels like that here.

[@kuyamarquez862]

Google translate is like that one person in your group project that has no idea what’s going on but still tries to add stuff.

[@saamyaghai2304]

* Doorbell rings * Me: I'll get it My parents: Who is it? Me: Oh you know, just Dictators, Pagens, Orphans, and Designers- the usual

[@leepatino3088]

“pp will succeed” my extremely mature sense of humor: “haha pp”

[@snowflook560]

Same

[@splashykoy11]

1:01 Me with red ear syndrome be like:

[@ShieldX_Snowy]

2:55 yeah 2118 degrees fahrenheit isnt alot

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

2:39 2118°F is actually 1158.9°C Going the other way 1118°C = 2156°F

[@mranima748]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 do you expect Google translate to be logical about maths

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@mranima748 I had a point. I’ll go back. It had something to do with the time I indicated

[@EvanNeedsTherapy]

3:19 I mean… she’s not wrong..

[@redbuttercup]

0:46 omg xD

[@mikeconrad1183]

2:26 right I will not set onions on fire

[@klaudiaczarnecka5251]

Moral of the story: DO. NOT. EAT. VEGETABLES.

[@kdemetter]

And drive your car

[@snowflook560]

And DO NOT BURN ONIONS

[@callanhaas54]

DO NOT BURN ONIONS but caramelized onions- DO NOT BURN ONIONS! *DO NOT BURN ONIONS!!!*

[@spaghetti_2448]

1st line in and Google Translate has already bewildered me. Wow.

[@jojokovoor]

I kinda that google translate is trying to kill us in a funny way.

[@tparadox88]

A lot of these translations seem less like machine translation and more like the Oil Baron Approved edit.

[@robinchesterfield42]

"The American War of Independence that began in Britain and South America in the middle of the first century, increased the labor force and increased the production of new energy, oil and coal." ...Book or TV show that takes place in this timeline, when?

[@doc3891]

Now I want to hear the story of Jeep Jatan, the man who goes to heaven in search of speed...

[@Thermonuke]

7:20 google translate is controversial

[@tomskih203]

I love her eyebrow gymnastics

[@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777]

Google Translate : "Reducing food intake is important." Me : "Oh Google is saying something goo-" Google Translate : "Especially in vegetables." Me : "Of course."

[@gamehero6816]

I like that you are using your channel for the greater good!

[@davidford85]

3:46 One minor (if slightly irritating) error, icebergs melting doesn't raise sea levels (at least not significantly). Because icebergs are floating in the sea, they are already displacing their weight in water. What melting icebergs do effect is the salinity of the sea, as they add fresh water, thereby reducing the salt concentration. This in turn can affect ocean currents which are dependant on certain densities, which may affect weather patterns and sea life. The primary source of sea level rise is the land ice melting, but since the same problems causing them to melt (i.e. humans) are the same one causing icebergs to melt, it's a minor error. On a side note: if you want to see the above displacement principle in action, the Falkirk Wheel is a superb example of it in action. The two caissons both carry 500 tons in weight and the weight stays the same regardless of whether there are boats in the caissons or not.

[@dasleader6880]

Sure

[@Usernamee619]

Thanks for the essay

[@kingstonlovely7404]

What?

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

“I improved everything on google translate” You did, we all needed a laugh

[@WildestCarton]

0:14 google translate is still in a distopen world ( not a shock)

[@somer_omguy_]

Distopen?

[@WildestCarton]

Sorry I don't have the best spelling but it's meant to be like as in the genre of books

[@raphaelunger3057]

​@@WildestCartondistopian

[@koolkitty108]

1:19 now we need a google translate crash course history style video

[@bearishbeast6316]

I love that you take Serious topics and give us something to laugh about! It makes the world a little brighter when you're around!

[@PuppyL07]

This is a pick-me-up for my mood right now! My dad is really sick and this is helping me stay positive! Thanks so much, Malinda!

[@BradleyBoy]

*Stares at the heatwave in the Pacific Northwest for no reason*