GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES ICE CREAM CAKE!

It gets a little unbelievable..
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[@ethanucherek4257]

Can we please acknowledge the obscene amount of bottles on this man's counter.

[@stephaniebirdsallmiller5798]

Also juice boxes.

[@lynnlRDR-RDR2]

@@stephaniebirdsallmiller5798 those are small containers of chicken broth organic Pacific

[@stephaniebirdsallmiller5798]

@@lynnlRDR-RDR2 oh. 🤣🤣🤣 I didn't look closely enough.

[@natechicken685]

I mean they can be juice boxes if your brave enough

[@lynnlRDR-RDR2]

@@natechicken685 oh lol

[@WolfGirl0001]

"I'll just act my age which is 30-35 something so I'll just go laid down and DIE" Relatable

[@brandye3093]

Wait until you’re getting ready to turn 42 🤦‍♀️😬😭

[@paigeconrad7886]

Lol boomers I am 13

[@buzzythebee847]

@@paigeconrad7886 boomer I'm 10

[@ChildOfAnAndroid]

@@buzzythebee847 lol boomer im 6

[@thetiniestdemigod427]

@Bobinski Plays Lol boomer i don’t exist yet

[@myapollypony]

My kids call adults "humans" so like when they try to "say i cant wait to grow up" it comes out "i cant wait to be human"

[@jayf5084]

Kids aren't humans? 😂😂

[@LaurenAvallone]

Omg I thought my 4 year old daughter was the only weird kid that does this! 😱😂 but she’s the opposite, and doesn’t want to grow up! One time, when I was talking to her about her getting older one day, she was actually crying and saying, “I don’t wanna be a human!” 😭👽🤣🤣

[@mordekaihorowitz]

@@LaurenAvallone None of us do, little girl

[@aLLison-iu9ev]

your kid is an alien dude

[@MeganKuska]

@@LaurenAvallone I feel that

[@noodleoodle6811]

i lowkey felt guilty like i actually felt like i was in his way when he tried getting in the fridge and freezer

[@shard__matrix2]

Same

[@badcreater3310]

Noodle oodle more like oodle noodle OOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[@shard__matrix2]

@@badcreater3310 wtf

[@badcreater3310]

@@shard__matrix2 lol

[@shard__matrix2]

@@badcreater3310 😂

[@cyberrosee1368]

“Listen champ.... I know I’m not the best dad...” Me whose never had a dad: “DAD?! YOU CAME BACK?!”

[@Raynna462]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 same ive never had a dad

[@cyberrosee1368]

Raynna Lozon 😂😂😂

[@waterfallart7372]

I’m .....sorry 🤣

[@cyberrosee1368]

Emilee Hinkelman Tbh you can laugh I never liked my dad so I think it’s funny too 🤜😂

[@cyberrosee1368]

Emilee Hinkelman 😂

[@ethanhoffman7438]

Nobody: is blocking the fridge. Brandon: listen Champ

[@summerduchow8546]

😂

[@epicgamer2571]

I just love the "oh you're still in the way, wow that's just so funny...."

[@MothloolVA]

Lmao

[@gabii95]

"I'm NOT putting this in my butt!" Also Brandon *grunts* "I should've lubricated the kettle first" LMFAO i have never laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@numberoneloser8930]

LMAO

[@roseedmondson1196]

There’s two. Lmfao and lmao

[@imogen6573]

omg ik

[@marysilberger44]

I was the like that made it 1k, noice (i liked it caused i liked it and not because of being 1k)

[@gabii95]

@@marysilberger44 haha noice! i didn't even know i got to 1k, coolios thanks

[@threewombatsandapinstripes7379]

i love that earthquake detector on his fridge

[@dch0614]

I agree.

[@Celery__5938]

@@dch0614 samee bro

[@fpcassanelli110]

Whats the earthquake detector?

[@colourfulyt6697]

Wut

[@danielsmirgellep1610]

?

[@DriftedDreams]

Randomly found you on Facebook and now my face hurts from laughing at all of the Google translate vids. Keep up the good work man. Your content is refreshing.

[@mcdemy8512]

Go back dont you dare say anything or comment

[@renmine7159]

@@mcdemy8512 rude

[@LeKeksLP]

You use Facebook?

[@imgia3]

Even if he is a alien: His Jokes Are Out Of This World.

[@honoraelarreau1970]

Wow. Just Wow

[@Thepissguythatpisses]

I- uh

[@jaidentrail6973]

.-.

[@jaidentrail6973]

I followed you 🤣🤣

[@imgia3]

@@jaidentrail6973 ty man :D

[@demians_world6826]

things i learned today: 1. Dont mess with google translate or you will get liftes. 2. English is not the only earth. 3. i am a fellow earth... person? 4. Brandon has a spaceshi- wait what? ooh spacefish. 5.he"ll punch you. 6. Brandon is NOT an alien

[@caff-nolongeractive9344]

Aka brandon has gone insane???????????????

[@gaycheatham6614]

dont forget that you were abducted by aliens

[@trinityrobinson8651]

@@gaycheatham6614 and probed

[@maddierae-tx1mr]

Lol same

[@rinokumura9836]

I made the comment 1k :)

[@JessicaKent]

I love the eyes on the fridge 😅👀

[@ellahuber5824]

Earthquake detector

[@tfishtrinket]

Yes. Much nuce. He looks at you

[@PurinPuddingHeartz]

*He watches your every move*

[@mb2871]

It is an earthquake detector

[@shelbyhartman1340]

@@PurinPuddingHeartz #CREEPY👀

[@MalachiFrost]

The "cant hear you" joke was a masterpiece

[@auntkaz422]

OMG yes! Hilarious!

[@MrMostafaprime]

Time stamp?

[@sadiehochman9984]

@@MrMostafaprime 8:15

[@lesligalluzzo8101]

Pure genius.

[@tiny_boi2261]

I didn’t get it until he took the foil off and said “oh there you are”

[@domeddd]

"We have everything in the blender" "I'm sorry, WE? You have a mouse in your blender?" WHERE did that come from 😂🤣

[@kitayawolfe1548]

It took me 7 whole minutes to realize that Brandon's wearing a Glass Animals t-shirt... As if I didn't need more reasons to stan 😂😂

[@nightanddae7533]

YOO GLASS ANIMALS

[@caseym4007]

Heatwaves been fakin me out

[@insertnamehere3392]

What does that mean

[@soupbur]

Heatwaves. . .

[@chapstick4605]

Oh sh-

[@SkipperdeesArt]

No wonder Brandon is so funny. He was an alien the whole time

[@dannyfoxboi]

ACK! THE HUMANS HAVE FOUND OUT! MISSION ABORT, I REPEAT, MISSION ABORT!!

[@-randomartist-8137]

@@dannyfoxboi WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE A ALIEN HE WAS A HOOMAN THE HOLE TIME HES JUST PRETENDING TO BE A ALIEN MARXCBH GET THE FORGETTING RAY NOW!-

[@Temi222]

WHA T I THOUGHT WE DESTROYED THE FORGETTING RAY????

[@-randomartist-8137]

@@Temi222 WH AT WHYYY DID BAAAACUUUHDHHD USE IT UP AG a In ?!¿¡

[@klockworkangel]

Exposed

[@little_dreamer4943]

If there's one person who can make me laugh like a weirdo it's Brandon

[@cynthiastaton7348]

You are so right. I have my headphones in, and I am crying I am laughing so hard. My husband looks over and says “Brandon?” I just shake my head as I laugh

[@bunnieHTD]

@@cynthiastaton7348 lol I love that!

[@little_dreamer4943]

@@cynthiastaton7348 He's like "She's at it again" XD

[@cynthiastaton7348]

Brianna Nicole that is exactly what my husband says. Don’t get me wrong my husband loves Brandon too, not as much as me.!!!😂😂😂😂

[@DJShawty2]

Same!! 😂 I snort laugh, I’ve accidentally drooled while laughing, ive also cried laughing, I’ve tried to hold my laugh in so hard my tummy shook the whole bed and I was trying not to wake up my man and baby LMAO

[@meganburtscher8722]

“I should have lubricated the kettle” 😂😂😂

[@owenweir8651]

i ran that through google translate a ton of times and got "The boiler needs lubrication"

[@gudarzdavar1556]

No One: Brandon: Pretends to be an alien, blends sour cream and Oreos, and punches plates while drinking punch from a bucket.

[@amna4708]

3:43 lmfao that killed me

[@maddierae-tx1mr]

Omg lol same

[@maddierae-tx1mr]

Also 7:17 killed me too

[@hellothere9731]

It also killed the plate

[@berserk230]

Step one: We have everything in the blender

[@kevinshin4354]

I was honestly worried that he might start trying to shove his furniture in the blender...

[@berserk230]

Lol same

[@bearium91]

*WE?*

[@berserk230]

Blaklizted Joker ya he actually says we

[@vickym2607]

We = The alien overlords

[@dxkryptxd]

Imagine watching this from like, the POV of a rat in the corner of the room, just watching the spiral into maddness that Brandon is going through...

[@trindalas]

It’s not so much a spiral as it is a direct teleportation.

[@dxkryptxd]

@@trindalas why yes, of course

[@TheOliWatches]

I watched as this psychopath talked to a black box again. he's spiraling. I cant take it anymore. I have to kill him. he'll be dead by morning. (a racoon broke in and killed the rat)

[@lunarssecond]

“English isn’t their first planet” I-

[@thesky2346]

&êļļœ

[@yippeebutmore]

@@thesky2346 hi- ( I think you said hello )

[@dracomalfoy6503]

I COULDN'T BREATHE

[@user-dp6uq1wd6x]

@@thesky2346 hi or whateverya said there bud (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[@Bubbleslikesartsometimes2241]

It’s not mine either.

[@acherryblossom1909]

“Oh, look at that I have a sour cream with two sour creams.” “Don't I got us.” “Haha, suckers” “Of crap.”

[@maddierae-tx1mr]

Us: *in the way of the freezer* Him: *sings* I’m gonna punch you. That one got me.😂🤣

[@maddierae-tx1mr]

It’s at 7:17 btw

[@LonesomeDove4]

As I read this, he said I’m gonna punch you.

[@maddierae-tx1mr]

@@LonesomeDove4 Really! Lol

[@kodiclayton9882]

It's me lol

[@Dio_Brand0.]

A roblox pfp account, really?

[@a.r.p.9112]

When seeing the title: first thought: “Yay ice cream!”; second thought: “Oh no, puddles of melted ice cream!”

[@maddierae-tx1mr]

Yeah someone really needs too pick it up and not let it sit there how rude lol

[@Trapphus22]

And the Lord said: "Let there be a strange white dude that makes us laugh so we pee ourselves!" And there was Brandon And the Lord saw it was good - www.some sort of bible:21:5

[@tinybandaid]

Trapphus omg lmaoo🤣

[@autumncurry6676]

Yasss

[@kitnkindlin683]

If cleanliness is next to godliness dont looks at his Kitchen or his glitter filled recording room

[@bear06260]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Whats_the_matter_sydney]

BLOW THIS UP SO BRANDON CAN SEE IT

[@JJ_lol]

Brandon: "Is there anything you would like to say before we get started?" *_Silence_* Brandon: "You were what?" "Abducted?" Me: No? Brandon: "AND probed?" Me: I just said no- Brandon: "Eugh" Me: *Wh* _a_ *_t_*

[@matthewbrooks1157]

"I should've lubricated that kettle" I can't breathe

[@commanderriker1198]

I am waiting for step x: Smash your phone until it never works again...

[@eleanorcooke7136]

When he said X9 plates, I went "19???" And then he went for times nine.

[@samaraw5722]

“Make sure the rubbers are evenly distributed “ im dyinggggg

[@tall_girl_velma]

Google Translate makes: Fried Chocolate Pies UvU

[@ImNumberJuan69]

More like UwU

[@Oh-ii5yq]

begone uwuer

[@tall_girl_velma]

Myst ? ;-;

[@robott3007]

Shut up, UWU sucks

[@_shadow_1545]

@Call me August (/o-o)/

[@Sprinkles2295]

Legitimately wanted to gag when he was putting it in his hair 😅 Brandon noooooooo how's it gonna get out 😂

[@animechick7732]

Hallie Ingram I mean he has put toothpaste in his hair before and he figured that out lol

[@Ashenfir1011]

He already has glitter in it

[@penguintacocat]

That aluminum foil bit was actually so advanced i dont think many people understood lmao

[@TheSinsOfAvarice97]

Just came back because of it haha

[@raphael110]

1:45 Brandon: "Sour Cream!" *Pulls out mayo* Brandon: "ah that's mayo, White condiments they all look alike."

[@emilyyin9000]

i liked before even watching as i know its gonna be amazing

[@tiaramitta4734]

Same

[@Orangnus]

Hahaaa funnniiii

[@marissa7880]

Same

[@katarinarose3379]

same lol

[@wildspirit6785]

I do too

[@sarabolling6766]

Goggle "Mix well to remove excess cold" Brandon: Oh yeah that's right *BRINGS OUT A WHOLE ASS FIRE TORCH* 🤣🤣 i only watch for the randomness this guy brings

[@8Dito]

Me:Oh! Brandon Farris posted let’s see..”google translate makes-“ WELP *CLICKITY CLICK* TO ANOTHER VIDEO OF BRANDON HURTING HIMSELF

[@impletfox4623]

true

[@elizabethmorgan8026]

"I'm gonna punch yoooooooouuuu." ~Brandon Farris 7:16

[@alexismussche4229]

"Im gonna punch youuuuuuuu" Stares at camera

[@avs3005]

Imagine what his girlfriend sees when he’s in the kitchen doing these ....her: 👁👃👁.

[@maddierae-tx1mr]

His girlfriend: What are you doing. Him: Oh umm just making a video nothing special. Her: *walks in* OMG! Him: What? What she sees: 🧑🏼‍🦰👉🏼💩 What he sees: ✨clean✨ 😂🤣

[@kayleee1410]

👁👄👁

[@frxzzy420]

Not to ruin your fun but I understand if him and his wife can live together but they don’t

[@rupertsadevil]

. 🦱 👂👁👃👁👂 👄

[@beauboi3381]

She wont be disgusted

[@birdbird1829]

“It gets a little unbelievable” Me: oh no

[@jollyhoppy5200]

The birds are so cute 😍

[@birdbird1829]

Jolly Hoppy Thanks

[@stephaniebirdsallmiller5798]

I watched "I'm gonna punch youuuuuu" way more times than I'd like to admit.

[@auntkaz422]

So simple but so hilarious!!

[@maddierae-tx1mr]

Omg me too

[@maddierae-tx1mr]

7:17

[@marcussloan6381]

Sad to admit but so did I

[@clownslikebilly]

Him: **asks why the instructions say we** Also him: **procceds to talk to another person in the room 5 seconds later**

[@brianadonovan2682]

“Okay, well- I’m just gonna go ahead and ignore that. *Okay*- Well I’m gonna hold onto it, let it build, and then eventually let it out.” Lmao, relatable. 🤣

[@leandraanne2767]

Brandon: "You realize me bumping into you is kinda like my way of sayin....." Me: apologizes and attempts to move out of the way Also me: I am aware this is a video and he can't hear me, right?

[@maddierae-tx1mr]

Wow I get that alot

[@noodleoodle6811]

same lmao i actually felt so guilty lol like i actually felt like i was in his way

[@keeleymoyle7846]

ur probably a canadian like me

[@jayf5084]

Relatable

[@pastelfluff5131]

There’s so many actually clever jokes in this video despite the idiocy you’re committing

[@kellinoel88]

“He looks about 30-35.” “What?! Ouch!” Me sitting here as a 31 year old: 😬

[@wendyfoster8680]

*Ugly cries in a corner* - Me sitting here at less than 2 weeks from 42!

[@kellinoel88]

Wendy Foster right? But women age like fine wine. ❤️

[@wendyfoster8680]

@@kellinoel88 Yes we do!

[@gurvmlk]

@@wendyfoster8680 Darn. You beat me to one-upping her, but now I can't because you made mine obsolete.

[@wendyfoster8680]

@@gurvmlk It's ok.. we can all feel old as dirt together! LOL

[@kaxcloudz7791]

what if he starts "google translate make _______ blindfolded" oh god that would be a mess.

[@miniwinterwolf]

7:05 As an Australian I saw nothing wrong with this sentence, but then I remembered that other places have a different meaning for rubbers... (In Australia rubbers are Erasers.)

[@Althecor]

The tension between camera and brandon was really palpable. Brandon better scramble like an egg before he gets folded like an omelet.

[@cassandrabyrne5204]

"Is she one of us?" 👽👽👽 Alright, Who spilled the human beans?

[@_shadow_1545]

@I’m not funny Seriously I’m not sus

[@MaddieAngel1029]

I watched so much of Brandon’s vids, My brain has excepted his intros as normal

[@justpeachy67]

LMFAO SAMEEEEE

[@jayf5084]

And his outros

[@MaddieAngel1029]

@@jayf5084 that too

[@iamlonely3425]

Lololololol same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bartsimpson8551]

nobody: the eyes on the fridge: 👀👀👀👀👀

[@mr.penguin8301]

7:10 Mr. Beast looking for video ideas: I N T E R E S T I N G

[@mollyhenrikson8422]

He's using reverse psychology to make us think that he isn't an ailen but he really is!!!!

[@Jtog_76]

Hey Brandon next you should do "Google translate makes coffee"

[@vibrantlife4862]

YES

[@Helena-tb5hn]

Brandon: you were abducted? me, who dreamt of being abducted by aliens: uh well I guess-

[@istillcantthinkofaname7947]

same

[@evanstulberg4639]

It’s so funny seeing him act like his food taste good and then yacks it out and still says “Oh that was delish!” 😂

[@remixqueen7355]

Kettle: **whistles** Todoroki: **in the corner of the room**

[@theunknowing6293]

XD the way he talks like he's a human is hilarious. We all know most "humans" aren't humans at all Oh wait they didn't know that 0-0 oh....

[@sanetrathedragon7940]

0o0 n o **stage whispers** you’re giving us awwaaaaaay ÒnÓ

[@impletfox4623]

what have you done, those humans will know now O.O

[@sanetrathedragon7940]

impletfox oHHH NO WE MUST BE CASUAL PLAY IT COLD YES THAT IS THE PHRASE IS IT NOT AHAHA YES EENGLESH

[@theunknowing6293]

@@sanetrathedragon7940 yes we will be cooold, uhhh, like the sun. Wait..that's not right...

[@Nirrrina]

I choose to be a cat. Well I would but my cats won't let me. Apparently you have to be or at least look human to buy canned cat food. I'm afraid my Harlequin might try to eat me if she doesn't get her canned food fix. Again. Literally after a couple of days she starts to nibble on my legs as well as begging. By the way I just free feed dry food all the time. She's just spoiled & her brother mooches off of her work.

[@Irissabine]

6:39 Anyone else noticed that cute mouse on the counter? :')

[@tvdu.twd_cc]

Is no one gonna talk about the lube thing

[@jennah1569]

I was just about to say something Bc everyone else is just ignoring it lol

[@kelleywillis3789]

It was corn huskers lotion, lol!

[@ghostytv1264]

I have been scrolling for so long looking for this

[@saphireheavyn1912]

I was literally scrolling through the comments looking for someone to say something

[@tvdu.twd_cc]

@@kelleywillis3789 did I ask KAREN

[@marichardshander2489]

Softened ice cream *does the Debbie ryan* 4:50

[@youraveragedemond..-8718]

1:31 .....uhm.......that's a lot of water bottles behind him ......ITS A ARMY PF WATER BOTTLES

[@TheSunWillRise96]

So much plastic for such little water ....

[@sincerelyAvax]

ARE YOU?- WEARING A GLASS ANIMALS SHIRT :OOO

[@sarahcastillo9037]

Yes omgosh i spend like 10 minutes looking for your comment. Was wondering if anyone else noticed👌

[@atakji_art]

I THOUGHT I JUST CAN'T READ NFKSHCKSBCJNS LOVE THIS SHIRT, THATS A NICE SHIRT

[@itz_ashane6886]

OMG HE IS

[@celciusca1124]

OMG WE STANNNNN

[@Doves_Angelzz]

Brandon Farris knows how to be a human being 😭

[@halleluiah01]

I love how when he says the wrong thing they start floating him lol.

[@that.weird.0ne]

"I know I'm not the best dad" I think you would be awesome dad! 😂

[@Kaboomaman]

Foil on head 8:13 "Where did the voices go?"

[@applejacks22]

Brandon talking to aliens the aliens that were secretly watching us : 👁 👄 👁

[@leviathanlover8710]

Can you try google translate makes cheese bits?

[@morganwiddison]

Brandon: Is Alien. This essssplains soooo much.

[@terrymatthews4713]

Hey

[@jerushaleycanales8097]

1:50 why does he has so much water haha

[@nekoplayzgamez3620]

“Kinda reminds me of our space shi-“ “YOUR BLOWING OUR COVER!” “-Space fish-“

[@marilita3898]

Nobody: Camera: I wAs aBdUcTeD

[@rorschach1377]

Am I the only one who wants a video camera set up seeing him talk to himself and just moving his camera?

[@roseapple7643]

“Who is ‘we’?” *looks up to the sky suspiciously*

[@lexiraybon9052]

6:00 GA fan??❤️🖤🤍‼️

[@swaggybobaddy6248]

"I'll just act my age which is 30-35 so I guess I'll just lay down and DIE" 🤣🤣🤣

[@razzlemcdazzle7574]

YAS THE FUNNY MAN IS BACK

[@kinzipipes6367]

I’m so early 😂

[@r3dn3ckrebel52]

Same😂😂

[@lydiasmallmon8665]

Me to

[@carrot784]

youtube: 18 views also youtube: 37 likes

[@thingsnstuffs9105]

? aswd

[@x_madhatter_x6650]

_ they sometimes glitch

[@bigheadwubz]

The “pour hot fudge over everything”real got me 🤣

[@BugaDuce]

"I mean fellow..earth....person" Bold of you to assume I'm an earth person

[@AGray06]

When he does the explanation of Google Translate and the "I went on www." stuff it reminds me of Dr. Cox from Scrubs haha

[@lee_the_bee7183]

47 views 117 likes KZbin you high again KZbin: I- I can explain Me:can you now

[@kenpeperone9452]

😂🤣

[@frankie2743]

omg I’ve never been this early to a video

[@blank-xh7qo]

Anyone noticed the "scar" above his right eyebrow? Is that even a scar, or should I just get new glasses? Oh, and him deep-frying ice cream was one of the most American things I've ever seen xD Edit: I'm rewatching Google Translate and noticed him wearing a Glass Animals shirt. To any DNF shippers out there, ya know what I mean.

[@izzyluvssturniolo]

Lol

[@zachtone2828]

Let's be honest, they were gonna get chocolate ice cream on them anyway. Truer words have never been spoken.

[@walkerthewoodsman9069]

Brandon, never have I ever not laughed myself to tears watching your kitchen mishapery. Thank you for what you do!

[@sararenka6345]

Brandon: 'You’re right. I will just go and act my age, that is 30-35 so I will just go lay dawn and dieeeeeeeeeee...'

[@melc9152]

I love how you fully commit to a joke and spend the video being "abducted".😄

[@charlotterose8420]

7:16 is me to literally anyone who talks to me before 8 a.m

[@cideylilguy]

1:36 I love that he turns into a father figure

[@imanishufford29]

I am a simple dooder I see new video I click 😂❤️❤️

[@daforeheadbeing]

ice cream cake is great i cant wait to see what google translate does too it

[@daforeheadbeing]

well that was something i enjoyed

[@ginger9570]

Wow, no views and 30 likes, I dident think it was possible but it is

[@lubdubunicorn]

5:46- 😱😱THATS MY FAVOURITE TOO!!!! I have something in common with a genius.

[@lanietremblay2262]

The “I’m gonna punch you” had me dying