Google Translate Makes Tiramisu!

And I made a big buttery butt..peach...it's a peach..

[@rehemacrid4794]

You turn away from the screen for one second and find Brandon has burned half the kitchen, Alexa is singing opera, Kelly is covered in purple paint and Brandon is sitting in a pool of glitter singing jear desus surrounded by tarantulas.

[@brookelynnlaack2549]

I- wow that.. would be hilarious lol

[@barbaragofton3113]

Lol

[@nadia_is_a_idiot2497]

Oh my- what?

[@emilymills5017]

lmaooooo

[@willgrayson7540]

why do i feel like that is actually gonna happen

[@jasmijnbt9930]

can we take a moment that he literally shaped an entire “peach” out of butter! And it still looks good! This man got some talent

[@TheLeastOfficialOfBros]

I wish that was the butter sculpture they presented at the fair every year

[@lost._.connection]

True

[@Steam_User_]

@nanda kumar what a fail... maybe fix the typo in your bots link

[@boket1774]

Yes he is a man of all skills

[@yesicine817]

1:00

[@annabellee__]

my favorite thing about him is, he doesn't clickbait. he literately made a butt out of butter

[@tryntip8497]

"Butt"er I am a child

[@ShhhuPorang]

@@tryntip8497 I agree with you

[@animeanimatior8805]

Google translate is so tired of him that it's starting to body shame him 🤣🤣🤣

[@fireruby1882]

🖐🏻🤣

[@chaerynua7632]

Brandon is gonna be immune to any sickness at this point with what he’s eaten lol

[@Bimgus9]

ironic that you say that because in his last few videos he said he had no taste

[@sandiseferp352]

@@Bimgus9 naw, he's just evolving

[@amuletum1368]

@@sandiseferp352 just backwards. 😂

[@Powerfantasyforever]

He has eaten hand cream and air freshener he also poured hot milk on his hands

[@knutebracken6279]

Covid will need a vaccine for him

[@dinochild5303]

I like how he is dirty minded but keeps it appropriate

[@schaihobbs6259]

@Super Spy Ninja Nadia hey

[@paightonvizeau2634]

Lol

[@schaihobbs6259]

@@paightonvizeau2634 lol

[@paightonvizeau2634]

@@schaihobbs6259 hi

[@schaihobbs6259]

@@paightonvizeau2634 hi

[@thewhitesabre8648]

I have never seen someone recover from a broken leg in 3 seconds

[@ayoubnn1811]

Literally lol

[@kayleerees8557]

It was not real that he broke his leg

[@Boon_scrybe]

@@kayleerees8557 r/wooosh

[@katsukibakugo9536]

@@kayleerees8557 no cap Sherlock

[@kayleerees8557]

@CARLIE KUAMO'O dude Ik f u srry thou do can fight I’m a girl so stop I can fight ok 👌

[@Recklessnerd]

“Soft and happy? Sounds like an oxymoron to me” needs to be on a shirt

[@t.i.y.crafts5206]

Does that mean what I think it means ...😳

[@Defiantbluefire]

I had to pause and let my brain process the fact that he actually made that joke

[@strivingformindfulness2356]

Soft and happy is possible, depending on who you are. Soft, 💦, and happy. 😉

[@Someone_stupid-vo2km]

Another one "YOUR GONNA DO GREAT!"WE NEED THAT SO MUCH!

[@elizabethafton7331]

Yes

[@bonjouritsali]

"and she drunkenly says 'yep 🥴' so I'm starting to worry"

[@gudarzdavar1556]

"with your tiny little cheeks and fingers, apply a brown brush to your face until you have a clear and shiny appearance without compromising integrity."........really google translate? really?!

[@toxxicx]

they were trying to keep him from doing blackface. or i guess in this case brownface

[@gudarzdavar1556]

@@toxxicx haha!

[@tbmusic253]

Anyone else translate that to bukakke?

[@autumn_roses6927]

“And she drunkenly says nnnnuep” -Brandon Farris 2021

[@DarkWolf22k]

Brandon/DrunkGloria - 2021

[@leekyleak1709]

Im your 401th like...

[@denisesnyder4427]

“The guy who got the cake isn’t ok” I’m dying 😂

[@SomeRando369]

7:04

[@alone_tc1385]

He is not Rong

[@Stillcrown239]

@@alone_tc1385 *wrong

[@sagetheplantboi8612]

“If this is your first time, welcome back.” Me when I introduce my friends to my house to play Nintendo Switch

[@Ghelenazer]

totally

[@justingaming6222]

Sup

[@sydneygeisen4385]

Your username

[@keratexas-]

I never thought I'd see a romantic date with an oven.

[@karinaioana56]

But ya did don’t complain 😂

[@noahjanay2319]

Anythings possible here

[@margaretdowning94]

Neither did I but here we are

[@amruta_hana]

It's midnight and I'm trying so hard to not laugh. But uncontrolled wheeze keeps escaping my mouth. I can't-

[@beckyorsomething1979]

I’m in a hotel with all of my family in the same room

[@slither_serpant9591]

I'm at a really boring wedding..... Let's just say my new nickname is neighborhood crackhead😅

[@ii7mdj_353]

‘it’s one of those liquid cakes and we call them soups” -Brandon Farris 2021 8:15

[@joemumwewe3897]

Lol

[@joemumwewe3897]

@@dimple6479 bot

[@adamscott9499]

With the way he tortures his kitchen, I wouldn't be shocked if his kitchen had PTSD

[@kettalelo8843]

The kitchen sees Brandon walk in with the camera and the kitchen is like “oh God no, not again not again!”

[@bigwaawaa6444]

Might have read “kitchen” as “children”. Don’t even ask 😐

[@marichardshander2489]

This is the most accurate this have ever been

[@rhiannon8871]

Moment of silence for the people where this is the first video they’ve ever seen of Brandon.

[@Bob-hb9cf]

My first was the Thanksgiving dinner video

[@rhiannon8871]

@@Bob-hb9cf bro. Same.

[@annalee7800]

My first dose of Brandon Farris was the eating a Zebra Tarantula video. It was a good hard laugh when I desperately needed one. Been hooked ever since. 😁

[@ChickDasterdly]

My first was a Google translate but i can't remember which one.

[@bonniemcdermott1638]

Lol the one above u says 7 hours

[@blep946]

"soft and happy..that sounds like an oxymoron to me.." Literally the best dirt joke I've heard in this year

[@prelaunchleech6360]

@CAMILA GARCIA uhhhhh

[@spiderbun4198]

When Brandon said "you better pick that up before the rats get to it (2:56)" I had dropped a piece of my tortilla chip and I thought he was directly talkin to ME! I snatched it off my table and ate it right away LOL.

[@addison3555]

“The best part of waking up, is drinking till you’re drunk” I WAS DYING 😂😭😂

[@addison3555]

@Audrey Hendricks It was the perfect counterpart 😂

[@amberspade15]

me too😂😭

[@Ray-bq9ue]

What my dad used to say before he left

[@leppardmusiclover]

That needs to be a GIF 🤣😭🤣

[@heathergove4684]

I just kept laughing because he kept talking to the rats LOL every time I heard a squeak I died. Then when he said oh now you’re quiet? I nearly wet my pants😂

[@ladyloo963]

Are we going to ignore how good of a butter sculpture that was

[@Dovafish.]

Butter? I hardly know 'er

[@purplelily2608]

It is a very good butt-er sculpture

[@leefisher6366]

I've rarely seen a better butter butt... peach.

[@kenma6697]

I can imagine Brandon just every morning coming into the kitchen and wiping a piece of bread booty butter cheek to make toast

[@leah._raz.7901]

love the pfp x :D

[@TheChemist418]

No Brandon, seriously. Put “how to clean a kitchen” instructions through Google translate.

[@nathetu8520]

OMG YES

[@jordannewagner3030]

Totally agreed

[@harmonybade324]

BRILLIANT

[@cheese4kgaming]

YASSSSSSSSSS

[@jacobbichener-switzer4536]

Someone try and tag him if possible

[@brittany0336]

Brandon: “And the placenta king arose,” the placenta what now?” Lol 😂

[@mistclan5409]

We know Karen in training

[@bunnygirljones]

I'm having flashbacks of when I still lived at home with my parents. "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda"

[@frwhocares1411]

I used to get called Amanda because people didn't know how my name was pronounced because of the y

[@skyblue5523]

Same!My name is Amanda I got so scared for some reason

[@soapypingu89]

I'm here with yous 🤣

[@nthelight079]

In the words of my favorite Cincinnati news anchor: “Violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face”

[@krystle7405]

Bob!!!! I love him!!

[@Ttvplatnumjohn]

I subscribe and liked

[@emem562]

when i come down stairs after crying about something that happened four years ago 9:45

[@leigh-annesullivan1430]

I paused the vid at this exact time to scroll through the comments.

[@daniellewatts2152]

Brandon “and she was like” Me “hahaha”

[@Requiem720]

I am italian and this Is exactly how we make tiramisù

[@shanecorrigan5377]

Even with falling over

[@philipcapasso667]

Verissimo

[@rose12265]

I love the fact that he went on a date with his OVEN AGAIN Omg thanks for all the likes! May god bless you all 💕

[@Katiescarlet18]

Is that what it was?? 😂

[@gangsterdough3768]

@@Katiescarlet18 yep XD

[@Themostadorablepenguin]

7:23 " the placenta what now?" ~ Brandon Farris

[@karenkriegshauser8226]

"I can't believe it's not butt cheeks!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@imsolame2085]

Lmao

[@nikpen2236]

On The first second of the video and it's already pure gold

[@motleythewild]

That butter butt was actually so well made I had my mouth open for too long and a bug flew out of it

[@tylerneff]

He regrets all life decisions when he put the cake in his mouth

[@jamie.lynn004]

It wouldn't be a Brandon Farris video without a pink drink.

[@therealdoge8294]

Pretty sure that’s the only thing he drinks

[@GraysonQuickBuilds]

@@therealdoge8294 it's in his blood

[@person9597]

@@therealdoge8294 pink drink and coffee

[@itszayn_2013]

@@GraysonQuickBuilds hunni it is his blood 😂

[@kelsey.shutup_7173]

“And the placenta king arose” I NEED that on my gravestone

[@morgeth38]

"is that the one with the alcohol?" She drunkenly said. "Nnnu-ep." "so im starting to worry..." (This made me die of laughter) Some asked for the timestamp 0:23 - 0:30

[@NickgerXS]

ok

[@Delirium007]

Time stamp?

[@kwenkapolar3189]

@@Delirium007 0:23

[@LiciaYoung]

“The guy who got the cake” in case u wanted to know where the belly laugh was . 😂🤣😂

[@jessreuter8114]

And the 'butt'-er... gotta love him!

[@kinimae5425]

Lol love that cake part

[@LW0001]

6:40 When he turned around with the *butt*er (buttertocks?) I completely lost it Edit: “Get your mind out of the crack” made me lose it even worse

[@VCVerse]

"Babe, I made you a cake!" What is it? "Alcohol. I made you alcohol."

[@water8355]

With bean

[@yesyes4777]

OMG 😂 yes that's my favourite part

[@TheDiplococcus]

Brandon is the only guy on the planet who could use plain flour as a bronzer.

[@AdonisKMP]

Brandon HAS to be the funniest guy I have seen XD

[@asian8630]

Olo

[@maddisonpaulson5475]

" He is wise" "He is also making up words"

[@cripto8919]

Ikr

[@jennyscookingchannel3079]

Lmao

[@itssarahithink1130]

I feel so sorry for his kitchen...and room... and house-

[@mars6023]

omg im not the only dsmp fan that watches brandon

[@tycol322]

And his neighbors

[@jordannewagner3030]

And his cleaner

[@raisin4892]

@@mars6023 omg neither

[@thunderbolt3265]

@@jordannewagner3030 he doesn't have a cleaner he is the one cleaning

[@alex_the_loser4471]

1:43 the little smile he does here gets me every single time 😂

[@kimmelagrayhawk143]

"I'd taste but I don't drink...coffee" Brandon Farris 2021 "Best part of waking up is drinking till your drunk" Brandon Farris 2021 Edit: y'all are to nice

[@chari.cosplay9553]

“Get your mind out of the crack! The gutter... the gutter” -Brandon 2021212

[@se7en427]

We have ears.

[@se7en427]

@@dapperwolf465 Parties*

[@se7en427]

@@dapperwolf465 You make good animations.

[@miki957]

What is going on?

[@ek3942]

@@se7en427 why would that be capitalized

[@mctumnis5006]

I’ve been KZbin’ing so much and just came across this dude. Now I must binge watch all of him. Need it! Laughing till I cry and can’t breath. Thank you Sir.

[@Yourmother-wq6ee]

I love it when he said, “best part of waking up is drinking till you’re drunk” 😂 3:53

[@er1c.dr4v3n]

Izuku what are you doing here?!

[@Yourmother-wq6ee]

@@er1c.dr4v3n I dunno 😅

[@er1c.dr4v3n]

@@Yourmother-wq6ee Ok

[@kirishimaeijiro3287]

Midorya?!?

[@Yourmother-wq6ee]

@@kirishimaeijiro3287 hey denki!

[@innitfam3258]

brandon: is there anything in here? *proceeds to poke himself in the eye with mascara* brandon: ÆŒAÚ *squeek*

[@briannasmith8345]

*Squeaky Brandon~*

[@AWTbinx]

It was another rat 😳

[@v3ry.fvcking.c0nfus3d]

LMFAO

[@maryantunez1904]

“i don’t drink,coffee “gag” -Brandon Farris 2021 (again idk what time)

[@mirijmoments]

Me: *seeing the thumbnail and title* "Well this should be good!" 😂

[@localfroggie]

No one gonna talk about how it sounded like he said “ oh fuck it “ when he took a bite of the cake and spit it back out?!

[@LiMooney]

I HEARD THAT TOO BUT I THOUGHT THAT I WAS GOING INSANE SJFJJS

[@databxse]

No bucket

[@annieisswagaf351]

𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈

[@justadogonaswing9704]

turn captions on he wrote them himself to see what he said he said okay though

[@MiaS...]

He said "ok" i turned on captions lol i heard that too

[@zestymolerat5280]

Anybody else want to see the girlfriends reaction to the "Peach"

[@karinaioana56]

Imagine his gf comes in the kitchen at 8:51 I would DIE lol it’s the butter butt sculpture that makes me die 😂🤣

[@ilygaby4805]

The feet noises “Did you hear that rat” 🐀😭😭😭😭☠️☠️ Edit: why does it say i have 270 likes wtff hdjsjsjsjjs EDIT 2: 434 LIKES WTF TYY

[@percolsin]

**squeek**

[@ihsanrocks]

I know right? I always hate those hundred of rats in the mall man they everywhere and people just ignoring them.

[@acupofyeast7839]

l e g n o i s e s

[@ilygaby4805]

@Umaru chan ik dumbass😐

[@ilygaby4805]

@@acupofyeast7839 yes👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@Ella_BillieLuvr]

And she drunkenly says Mhm 🥴👁

[@onyx9071]

Is it just me or who else could see the stains of when brandon and his sister tried making fireworks in the kitchen and exploded all of the floor and cupboards lol

[@jadejacks5896]

No ones gonna say anything about the eyes on the fridge

[@livingonneptune4109]

Eyes... on the- fridge? What-

[@jadejacks5896]

@@livingonneptune4109 😂😂😂

[@livingonneptune4109]

@@jadejacks5896 where was it And boi *when*

[@jadejacks5896]

@@livingonneptune4109 on the side of the fridge at the bottom scroll thru the vid and just keep ur eyes on the fridge and the eyes 👀🤣

[@shuck_face0385]

“The best part of wakin up, is drinkin till your drunk.” Me:🤣🤣🤣

[@sillygoober17]

"THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS- .. DRINKIN TILL UR DRUNK-" -Brandon Farris 2021

[@chasitiemoore6901]

Me just staring at the black smudge on his eye waiting for him to clean that up 👁👄👁

[@yagirlseaa]

Me too 😭🙌

[@blades9152]

🌑👄🌑

[@theblob8842]

How dare you point that out now I can’t stop looking at it

[@chasitiemoore6901]

@@theblob8842 lmaoo sorry dude

[@xochigutierrez2423]

6:58 Brandon: *Smacks a sculpture of a butt made out of butter* Me: *Tries to hold in a laugh, but ends up bursting with laughter anyways*

[@jettisonyurei8809]

we need a "google translate cleans my kitchen sometime. not after one of these, because it will probably mess up his kitchen even more, nut in general next time he cleans the kitchen: Google Translate.

[@corbinius.]

nahh after one of his other google translate videos seems like a great idea

[@laks6215]

"

[@mkchristner]

Nut in general lol

[@flowersforthedead5182]

He's like what would happen if instead of a butterfly, anxiety, emerged from a cocoon .

[@kirishimaeijiro3287]

Why does this represent amajiki tho

[@galaxyztar8737]

"isn't that one with the alcohol? And she drunkenly said 'mM yeAh'" Me: ...wasn't she pregnant?

[@devil3sixiyeah295]

It may not have been, it is not known when he records and at what time he publishes these videos

[@iamamandakidd]

The first “Amanda” scared the crap out of me 😂 Thanks for including me in this one, buddy!

[@amandaa8472]

Same xD

[@pashalove_as]

😊😊😉😉

[@charaddy9591]

😂

[@Juulstheginger]

Anyone be having a break down or sum then watch his videos to smile again...

[@louisegoldsmith1038]

Yup I’ve been binge watching his videos all day

[@jessreuter8114]

Me too

[@nikitaswadling1949]

Didnt see that coming...but yeah. Exactly

[@maryantunez1904]

“oh!:) want else you got in there?”, “i’ve never felt more self-conscious of my self” -Brandon Farris 2021 (idk what time)

[@maddzsenakun6961]

CLEANING THE KITCHEN USING GOOGLE TRANSLATION GOOD IDEA BRANDON

[@Callsign-Konig]

Can we just appreciate how good he is at cleaning. At the beginning of these videos his kitchen is always spotless and he has made some bad messes.

[@karenmonigold3138]

@Mandy Howard I had NO IDEA that this existed!!! tysm

[@oliviaaponte725]

“Soft and happy sounds like an oxymoron” dirty birdy 😂😂😂

[@st1nkybookie]

We all gonna ignore how he fell in the first scene 😭✋🏽

[@katiemeinen8283]

“The best part of waking up, is drinking till you’re drunk” ~ Brandon Farris 2021😂😂😂

[@strivingformindfulness2356]

I sang that in my head in the exact voice as the original ad.

[@eddiemunson2866]

Jeez the sounds like a brick 7:05

[@amandassimplelife]

Are we going to act like he didn't just say "no, FUCK IT" almost at the very end 😲😲😲🤣🤣🤣

[@blakeklobuchar4515]

YESS

[@klimaap97]

Me few seconds into video **sees something funny** **instantly likes video** **sees more hilarious jokes** “I need more like buttons”

[@Lady_stargold]

I dont even know how to say it but you make me happy, you are the serotonin that im missing when i run out of my favourite cereal, thank you.

[@whydoineedanameisitreallym2780]

Oh we’re getting editor requests in the vids now BRANDONS RISING IN THE COMMUNITY

[@imbrandonfarris]

He adds to the comedy so much! I should have gotten an editor years ago!

[@whydoineedanameisitreallym2780]

Imbrandonfarris man either way you and Gloria did great! It was always funny 😆

[@jerrywillier1]

Brandon edits his videos better..cuz their his chaotic thoughts....I'm thinking of unsubscribing....😭

[@whydoineedanameisitreallym2780]

canadian albertan dang the shade

[@davidscott4919]

You editor has really stepped up their game! Aiden, was it? Gold star for Aiden!

[@LiciaYoung]

Aiden!!!!! Yahz!

[@makiindenbosch213]

"Soft AND happy? Sounds like an oxymoron to me" 😂😂 such a family friendly, but not family friendly joke I cant😂

[@cloud1sm]

can we appreciate how amazing and funny his editing is?

[@amychurch]

Yes! His new editor is killing it! 🙌🏼

[@miles._.kidney8060]

Brandon just makes my day no matter how bad it is it will always get better when I watch his old or new videos ❤️❤️❤️🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@amelia.howlett]

“More alcohol?!” 😂😂

[@Shr00mi3-Nyx]

We can all appreciate how well sculpted the butter buns were 👌

[@duoandaone3223]

" electric ugly " " Beat the cream with 2 tablespoons of the neck " I died

[@camxy8518]

That sound when he hit the bowl at 4:40 reminded me of the first nite of that Ed Sheehan song shape of yiu

[@rubi4440]

Am I the only one who always laughs at his “head roll” he does when the food is gross Yeah Ok-

[@snailsarecool0.1]

Not the only one...

[@karenkriegshauser8226]

Nope! Not the only one!

[@JenniferSara1982]

I do too. I love that. His wholesome humor is awesome!

[@macierichard-patel5454]

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THE FIRST CLIP-

[@okay-fi6mi]

Brandon+unicycle= laughing people 🏃

[@katsukibakugo9536]

Me either🤣

[@apocalypticbee8302]

the skupting of butter moment gives such strong jim carry vibes and im living for it

[@tikkka]

WHEN HE LITERALLY HOCKED A LOOGIE AFTER LICKING THE MIXER LMFAOOO AHAHAHA

[@valixrae]

FUCKING D I E D LMAO

[@lilyswenson-boyer4274]

We not gonna talk about the fact that Brandon made an entire butter but- peach just for us.

[@lauriederoque49]

I’m stuck in my room sick with Covid so thank you for making such entertaining videos

[@heart_and_fries2874]

"Do you mind if I call you da.. man?" Please ONLY call me da man from now on

[@brinny8965]

The funny thing is, every video it seems like Brandon is trying to see how big he can make the mess each time. Lol.

[@c_fili9109]

2:11 Me at my first date be like......

[@Breannaliscum]

The part where he tries to dump the mascara in the boll got me laughing lol