Google Translate Makes My Thanksgiving Dinner

I'm thankful that it's over..
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[@bleu3889]

“He’s probably cheating on me...” Him: *dances with uncooked turkey rapped in tin foil*

[@Capybara244]

😆

[@julzoox8537]

😂😂

[@faithmartinez2235]

He singing with a turkey while hes in a tin foil outfit

[@bleu3889]

@@faithmartinez2235 oh true true

[@madisonbeattie1327]

😭LMAOO

[@JadeTechna]

“And that’s how you nail a turkey..” “WITH A HAMMER-“ *“WITH A H A M M E R -“*

[@DeerJerky]

@Billy Eisntine another turkey

[@daniellaufer9774]

Gobblephilia

[@jasonfrankie514]

I hope it’s a hammer😏

[@sugartea6982]

with

[@ilyshoyo8761]

@@DeerJerky step gobble what are you doing 😏

[@OryXity]

THIS GUY HAS BARS AND ACTING/PRODUCTION SKILLS this guy could have been a rapper, an actor, director, producer, instead he chooses to be the chef noone asked for but everyone deserves and we love him for it

[@sophiea3067]

true dat

[@G.C_McCrea]

not to mention his ENTIRE FOIL COSTUME dude doesn't need Hollywood, Hollywood needs him!

[@RioEnsius]

@@G.C_McCrea Truer words have never been said

[@chrisjandik5019]

100 more to 1k likes! Plus I'm the 900th like!

[@OryXity]

100% more insane for those that know he started this youtube channel from a struggle, far as ive heard from his videos and social media is that he was homeless and unemployed living in a car, heard some stories from *other* sources that im not sure if i believe saying that brandon pretty much used the last of his cash to buy recording equipment and gambled his entire life essentially on making it work, starving till the ad revenue started pouring in And i remember how quickly his channel grew to 1M subs, was quite the achievement at the time Whichever parts are true, what a legend

[@Marissa_921]

I always watch him at night when I'm supposed to be quiet and I end up dying coughing from trying to not laugh

[@alexis11ann49]

Same😭 also in my class at school

[@Lollielover16]

Same 😅🤣🤣🤣

[@MysteriousUser1]

SAME

[@Luna-me1cq]

Same 😂 it's in the middle of the night and my mother is in the room beside me so I'm trying t9 not laugh to much so I don't wake her up 😅

[@avidclown]

This was my exact situation watching this

[@laceyfalcon567]

Anyone else find that rap FANTASTIC

[@Imbatmn57]

It needs its own music video

[@laceyfalcon567]

@@Imbatmn57 ikr it's fire

[@Lancersgolf]

I want that as a actual song

[@solar3027]

Yep just thinking that

[@kysethebevan6939]

Brandon please make this a thing! 🎶🎶💜💜

[@sleepysheepy522]

Can we just admire the fact that he actually made a whole suit out of aluminum foil

[@MakL9310]

Yeah the whole thing was impressive

[@smorlitios0685]

I read this and then saw it

[@TheVandoeureste]

Do you think it’s on Spotify

[@MakL9310]

@@TheVandoeureste i hope

[@gavilikegravity4311]

And rapped in it, it came out really well xD

[@beatlejuice-me9me]

Okay so love how he nonchalantly said “that is the weirdest pregnancy craving I’ve ever heard of” and (unless my math is bad) Gloria would’ve been pregnant at this time 😆

[@demagischewereldvanalexand1128]

This man can fit like 10 jokes in 5 seconds of content I love it

[@Jasmine.Philip]

Everyone: aRe We NoT gOiNg To TaLk AbOuT tHe RaP *that’s all you’re talking about*

[@hahaimsad103]

lmao ikr

[@roxieemayy]

lmfao ik

[@Oh_No_1]

lmfao fr fr

[@roxieemayy]

i love how we ALL replied with lmao or lmfao

[@claire-air]

Ikr just -_-

[@joulina3159]

well if he had to dress himself with the foil who's even surprised that he was absent for this long...

[@Lovinia1]

I was just about to say that lol

[@sootleaf]

Brandon raised the honey better than my dad did with me 💀

[@JessicaDajana]

Hi Brandon, I have BPD and the last few days I have been dealing with an episode of numbness and irritability. Your content is easy and soothing to watch and distracts me very well. Again, thank you for being more effective than many therapy sessions.😅❤

[@_marchmaker]

and when the world needed him the most, he actually appeared

[@WillowJWolfe]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@MrJacoob406]

Foil man

[@missycsokuly3423]

I love the atla reference uwu

[@ThatOneFungus]

The last Google translate bender

[@graceturnbull1442]

Me wondering why Brandon hasn’t uploaded in a while Him making a whole tinfoil suit and a turkey rap 😂😂

[@sophieelizabeth2720]

Lmao

[@skeeterfromsouthpark1414]

Lil butter

[@beth_elsewhere369]

@@skeeterfromsouthpark1414 The hottest rap album of 2020

[@bretthudson1474]

The fact he is somewhat good at rapping is amazing

[@uniquelynathan1357]

I was wondering the same thing why has he not up loaded

[@bulletproof_ray]

hes a rapper , actor , director , producer , chef , AND HES A COMEDY MASTER.

[@draalien]

13:03 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW HE FLUNG THE MAYO AT THE BABY HONEY 😭😭

[@neuroo_1691]

Is nobody gonna admire how calmly he talks even though his kitchen is in chaos?

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

Very relatable. I usually sound calm in my most chaotic moments 😂

[@mkreece1949]

hes the human incarnation of the "this is fine" dog

[@floppinium]

1000th like :D

[@Pumpkinghostface458]

M mn w①①@@ 1: 12.34.5628

[@jaedynmccann5925]

@@floppinium bm+

[@phehellotomotomo538]

this man basically obliterates his entire kitchen for our entertainment.

[@jennyalcala5871]

He is legendary

[@Galaxy-oz2wl]

So true

[@macijones2541]

Yeah lol 😂

[@kiraevans3185]

Brandon:Slours be flippery Me: dying of laughter My dad : *concerned*

[@seerach1967]

Not just his kitchen his office too

[@Anonymous90834]

0:40 to 1:05 is my favorite part of the entire video 😂😂😂 also, the weird looking fleshy bone thing is the neck and the hemariod thing was the tail

[@OfficialShiggySimp]

Oh my god...CREEPY

[@benjisloverr]

i thought it was something else…

[@Anonymous90834]

@@benjisloverr 😂😂😂

[@Anonymous90834]

@@OfficialShiggySimp am I creepy, or the fact I know that? 😂😂😂

[@richard8680]

hold up turkeys have tails 😧

[@penelopegoeppinger8438]

0:39 lets just take a moment to appreciate that beautiful rap he made. It prob took a long time. YOU HAVE BEEN APPRICEATED BRANDON

[@allthingsloud1822]

Who else would watch Brendan‘s content if it was just him rapping with a turkey and a tinfoil suit.

[@Kiwi_R666]

Me😂

[@mk0.143]

Me

[@n0n-0ffical._.aft0nz7]

Me

[@vwedishman6931]

M E

[@Sh_rkk]

Yes-

[@mindlesscreator5878]

Why was the song so good. It's about a fricking turkey.

[@phynix178]

🔥🔥🔥

[@pelligroovy]

That song was EPIC!

[@chandlerdean9301]

I felt like I was thrown into another dimension

[@kys_luvv]

Don’t insult that turkey!

[@teahmartinsaw2182]

Can I get it on Spotify??

[@jodijo6857]

You cure my depression. I thank you so much for the humor. I've never laughed so hard. Thank you Brandon.

[@ctrt-2.050]

I appreciate how he vacuumed the turkey. Got to make sure that bird is clean 😌

[@kenzies2270]

He really just wrapped his whole body in aluminum foil and made up a rap about him and his turkey this man is amazing

[@heatherflood898]

I meannn..... it's not bad lol

[@kenzies2270]

@@heatherflood898 most definitely not

[@clairekobes4143]

You have to admire his dedication

[@zantevanderhoven7199]

And the transition was so smooth!

[@viperbot5311]

Okk

[@hypr3796]

"or cook 8 soft children" I take that option

[@xxdragona_xx]

*Man behind the slaughter intensifies*

[@mars_is_tired3801]

I know *one* person who would do that.... *insert man behind the slaughter music*

[@Juliet-xz7we]

And so would william- *sees the other comments * *Holy shizz is my mind that predictable-*

[@SLxt619]

Lmao

[@naokihashimoto]

*insert promised neverland* xD

[@amalalshidi5054]

That rap scene is the most iconic thing Brandon has done!!! love you so much Brandon, you force me to laugh, today I wanted nothing but to wrap myself in a blanket and cry which I did but you never fail to make me laugh even today! I can never get enough of this video ❤️❤️ thank you!

[@jinnies_pookie]

“Or cook 8 soft children” Yeah um I want that option it sounds delicious

[@pianotutorials3559]

Don't tell me im the only one that was Laughing so hard I was crying when he started to try to motivate the damaged cranberries 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@lichobaz]

I'm dieing here i wonder what was the original recipe

[@ashton9172]

meeeeee tooo

[@ForgetfulSparrow]

I laughed to the point I cried😂

[@ajmsongs1279]

I’m reading your comment while watching that part 😂😂✨

[@cellostrings565]

I’m dying

[@ducky3701]

Plot twist: The real reason Brandon has been gone for two weeks is because he got salmonella from making out with a turkey.

[@koiley37]

Lol I was just thinking, 'Watch as he gets salmonellax

[@Lovinia1]

Nah he was probably just building his tin foil suit

[@Extinct_4]

He was probably cleaning up his apartment 239 times because of the amount of mess in this video

[@alyssa-xi8hw]

Haha

[@TheSarahskaninchen]

Yes exactly!!!!! Urgh they could have been anywhere :D even on His phone

[@ellatentindo7911]

The honey montage was so beautiful 😢❤

[@miathompson1978]

Is no one else going to talk abt that smooth foil transition?!

[@nevec.2113]

is nobody going to mention that he poured hot gravy down his leg and his immediate reaction was "oh Daddy"

[@rebeccaxx]

someone did.

[@nevec.2113]

@Ava Schwaderer it's at 10.00

[@rebeccaxx]

@Ava Schwaderer 10:02

[@yaretzycookingshowtv4706]

Hi

[@sigridlovely9563]

Jeeeeesuuuus..... whoof... Gloria’s gonna be maaaad.

[@Lilychild_]

“So how did you gain popularity on KZbin?” “I let off my fire alarm and made mashed potatoes in netted leggings,”

[@user-rw1zf4zw1r]

😂

[@MonkeManFart]

“OH there is so much more room when you just shove harder” - Brandon Farris 2021 6:26

[@DrRainbowBecca]

Hi Brandon! I hope you read this! I sometimes come back to your old videos to brighten my day and stave off the depression. It always works! And this rap is the bomb. Thank you for everything

[@averyt628]

When Brandon started rapping I died 😂😭💀 welcome back to the world of KZbin brandon🥳

[@sophieelizabeth2720]

When he put the glasses on the turkey 😂😂😂

[@averyt628]

@@sophieelizabeth2720 yes lol 😂😂😂

[@abbynjoroge201]

damn😂😂😂

[@sarajansky4117]

I had to keep taking breaks to laugh I was laughing so hard! Brilliant!

[@kennethnystrom3202]

Haha same

[@klo_bellevibes4237]

No one: Brandon: "Oh daddy" Also no one: Brandon:"Sloor is Flippery" That Cracked me up 🤣🤣

[@Capybarasarebetterthanyou]

Haha the bread on the fridge is me

[@3rdplace586]

IKR I LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hearts2kylie]

Ikr lmao

[@lillee.o]

Sloors be flippery

[@axywrll6015]

10:54

[@sussyflopa1886]

"What is that little taste I taste?" 👁👄👁

[@FancyDog]

The rap made me wheeze so hard my parents came up to see if I was ok

[@KaituPie]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT “Add onions and parsley roots or cook 8 soft children-

[@randomwithruby5341]

I DIED 😩👽

[@Akuyaku_Plays]

Sounds like a threat

[@GhostFaceXz]

I STARTED LAUGHING SO MUCHH

[@ellalear9662]

0.0

[@justcallmebu]

Blood for the blood God

[@ravenace7536]

"Just an eensie weensie tad of sugar" has the EXACT same energy as "Two shots of vodka"

[@cloud_tsukamo]

Or Gordon Ramsay when it comes to a touch of olive oil

[@-Homosapian-]

This is really random but I love your profile pic 😂

[@ravenace7536]

@@-Homosapian- Me orrrrr??? If its me thank you.

[@Squrb_]

17:11 why does the turkey not look half bad

[@jommisalami]

It's exactly 2:45 am, I'm in a sketchy town and I just finished the night shift. I have 2 months to go before I can go back to where I came from and I don't know what I'm going to do when I get back there and am eventually put in a mental hospital. I don't know anything anymore, except that this video is elite and me laughing at it is keeping the house awake

[@liamconnolly3897]

"...Or cook 8 soft children. Why...not both?" Omg, I'm dead

[@phobosaresiana6215]

This is one of the best xD

[@katthegoat6484]

But Can we talk about how skilled his aluminum foil clothes designing is!!!🤩🤌

[@einstein4713]

Why does he reminds me(especially in his aluminium foil outfit) of Jupiter North?

[@0chakouraraka652]

YASSSS

[@nigelseda658]

shiny

[@KenKen_Lee]

IKR!😚👌

[@XIVs_abyss]

No we cannot

[@tonyarose4186]

You literally make me laugh out loud. Your physical comedy is incredible. Almost too incredible. I worry about you sir ❤️

[@5Ieepy]

Ok so is no one gonna talk about the “insides” of the turkey

[@bakingwithlark1321]

It was their insides cause some people like to eat the insides too🤢🤮

[@lostgem8225]

@@bakingwithlark1321 most people use it to flavour gravy :)

[@zapato9041]

@@bakingwithlark1321 I actually eat the insides there good

[@bakingwithlark1321]

@@zapato9041 oop-

[@anglepsycho]

Anyone that admits to enjoying the turkey penis has got to be arrested for beastiality.

[@peoplearepoison8294]

Did he completely wrap himself in tin foil for 5 seconds of video? Yes, yes he did. Brandon Farris everyone👏👏👏

[@mv4841]

I was not prepared for that awesomeness!

[@lifeofmocha3056]

@@mv4841 i dont think anyone was lmao

[@malachimejias1567]

That chicken, man. It was contaminated with at least 50 diseases in the making of this video.

[@acehalson8527]

Me vibing to it

[@maggierandom]

This is fantastic. Absolute chaos, tinfoil and cooking 8 soft children is exactly what i needed today. Thanks :)

[@cazzey8569]

Omg how has it taken me till 2 days ago to find your channel...damn I'm dying laughing with every single video 😅😅

[@acemarieleith1407]

The fact that you pulled off a tin foil suit... speechless man

[@sophieelizabeth2720]

Ikr

[@murilog.p.1383]

True

[@redox_reaction_phox]

made a song and all

[@that1randompotato576]

Right

[@LiciaYoung]

"We're just gonna ignore the whole honey montage?" Nicely played. 😂

[@Yes.im.weird.but.whocares]

IM AT THE PART WHILE READIN THIS🤣🌸❤️

[@LiciaYoung]

@@Yes.im.weird.but.whocares ruhlly?!?! I’m re-editing it just now!

[@Yes.im.weird.but.whocares]

@@LiciaYoung 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iconicboy5833]

Me to

[@jolinlyrics9010]

Yeah he is really good at singing and playing🤩

[@angel-np8ll]

Brandon is honestly the funniest guy Alive in my opinion especially the rap he sang

[@thesockbandit]

the art on the walls oml so cute n wholesome i love this guy so much

[@asherinc.6383]

Description: "I'm glad that it's over.." His kitchen: "yeah bud me too"

[@audreymorgan142]

Is nobody gonna talk about how good he raised his honey..

[@madelyndunaway1950]

I loved the ad placement 🤣 you got me good.

[@michellehutton2478]

i can't stop watching these videos of him cooking with translater, its so funny. And everythime he preheats or puts something in the over he always says "Your gonna do great" so funny

[@jamesdavis1678]

Everyone wondering why he hasn’t uploaded in a while Meanwhile he’s been making a music video for tinfoil 😂

[@danielyoung7534]

Ok but can we discuss that foil suit man's was rockin it

[@mayonayo2642]

@@danielyoung7534 yesssssss

[@ryleer7788]

Not joking I was thinking the exact same thing

[@mrskyguy892]

“Cook 8 soft children” google translate trying to commit a felony

[@gregorydownton6392]

Umm

[@kayleebird9719]

HAHAH

[@LewdsandComix]

Revisiting this for Thanksgiving like i do every year. Thank you for making me smile

[@kortezrivera4163]

That rap was lowkey fire wtf

[@echohunter558]

Petition for brendon to do a cooking show with Gordon Ramsay where they just do google translate recipes 👇

[@sonofpears4691]

The other person has to guess what the actual dish was supposed to be

[@lizz-the-dragon2727]

YES.

[@joheniastrand4942]

This is gonna be epic

[@parkerbloom1618]

Petition to see this guy beg for likes and you don’t even know it

[@parkerbloom1618]

And it’s (brand)(on) not (Brend)(on)

[@diceymcdice1271]

I can't imagine how embaressing it must be to have him as a dad like you wake at 3 am to him taking 7 of your dolls

[@ell13_]

i would start dying of laughter if i walked into the kitchen at 3am to hear ‘or 8 soft children’

[@amthemushroom6182]

Lol

[@zoranagavrilovic9403]

8

[@Bigtiddiegof666]

I’d love it 😂

[@adanandjanettemonsibaiz8614]

He is best dad ever

[@Evan_.-_]

"Are these your insides?! .......I'm just going to put those back in there" ✨👌

[@brendynwoodle4129]

1. regular silliness 2. whole cinematic experience about cherries 3. back to chaos 4. raises honey 5. chaos

[@livperson3726]

Us: what could he possibly do this time Him: dressed entirely of aluminum foil

[@Koda828]

Ngl that was really cool

[@mythde4215]

Ya im just waiting for it to be like clipped so I can watch it on repeat

[@zaleyspasswords7875]

That is so cool how he wrappes himself in foil

[@zaleyspasswords7875]

Us: ........ Him: I like ur cut G

[@emilychang2984]

His girlfriend: why is there a hole in the table Brandon: Than might be for when I nailed a turkey to the table before shoving my foot in it’s but

[@ryleigh1012]

LMAO

[@theironnautilus7228]

Are you 5? What is that grammar

[@indolent_canadian1759]

how the fuck you read that (than might be whem i) wtf

[@1lvi882]

@@theironnautilus7228 maybe English isn’t there first language.I’m German and I do a lot of mistakes too

[@gabriellacramer2183]

Butt

[@michaelachakuma2031]

farris is like a dad he is always there for us he say so many nice things he tells us that we will succend in life

[@McKayla609]

OK THAT FIT IS FIRE 🔥 AND THOSE RAPS ARE TOO

[@Xylo74]

Why was the rap with the Turkey actually good

[@LiciaYoung]

Cause he was a professional musician and is just that awesome.

[@Xylo74]

You right

[@PhossLeftEyeball]

The turkey soul watching over it's body sees this:

[@PhossLeftEyeball]

@Elizabeth Sayers xD

[@weixiaodangao3725]

I don’t blame eri for watching this, it’s funny as hell

[@daffymommy]

That's why I always cook soulless turkeys.

[@samthegarbageman2876]

The turkey would be like *so I died for T H I S*

[@PhossLeftEyeball]

@@samthegarbageman2876 IT WOULD

[@athey_lete]

that ad timing was great lol

[@user-gz8hg8im5y]

The wrap😂 was low key so good❤🤣🤣

[@AdoredNugget]

This is just a man desperately trying to deal with his wife's pregnancy cravings

[@stuffstuff5218]

That would explain the honey baby

[@lillyjennings8072]

He ain't married

[@LolLavness]

@@lillyjennings8072 its called a joke! XD

[@travisthomas1113]

Nobody: My step dad trying to deal with my mums pregnancy cravings: 🤣🤣🤣

[@jimblckwll]

LMAO

[@i.love.uuu7]

He should do “google translate makes almond milk” haha

[@0Kake_]

Oh no

[@grimlyink]

Oh lord, he hearted this comment- We should start running while we can-

[@thatbadartist7906]

I bet it would say “milk the almond utter”

[@user-rq5qu1nj3e]

@@grimlyink lol

[@lineastryberg3126]

Step one: go to the store and buy some

[@Ash-nt4oc]

Every time the ads part pops up, and ad is shown 😂😂😂 I've seen this video so many times and it's always so funny

[@ashleywhispers4331]

“Smart, thinking 2 steps behind “ is my new favorite insult.

[@zenvetie7703]

Local man sacrifices all of his belonging to a vacuum because Google Translate "told him to"

[@willowroth4592]

THAT BAG WAS THE TURKEYS HEART, LIVER, ORGANS, and that big thing he pulled out was it’s NECK😂😂😂😂😂

[@BobbySacamano]

@Paul Sliker gizzard and kidneys. Gizzard is a portion of the stomach

[@stephaniefamille7277]

No sh!t?

[@willowroth4592]

@@stephaniefamille7277 lmaooo

[@lolme6226]

LAMOOOOOOO

[@vinalycent]

@@willowroth4592 dude, lmao stands for: L: launching M: missiles A: at O: orphanages

[@seethrugypsy]

I just came upon this channel... I am hysterical omg he's great!!

[@user-gh1bs5jp5k]

12:32 love how im jealous of the honey brandon is acc such a good dad

[@davidscott4919]

This is. To date. The best Google Translate.

[@muhammadazim2992]

That aluminum foil dress was enough to make it best🤣🤣🤣

[@rileycrutcher1655]

I think you mean “google this to date best the is translate”

[@muhammadazim2992]

@@rileycrutcher1655 nice one🤣🤣🤣

[@AadynNmommy]

This one and the blooming onion 🧅

[@moistwrmonastring1017]

UR A POET AND U DIDNT KNOW IT-

[@Emilia24517]

“Now is not the time to be dyslexic” The sentence I have to tell myself every day lol

[@asher99_creations]

lmao same

[@leeissnazzy2969]

Lol same

[@selah7414]

Came to the comment section to find this comment 😌

[@user-km9ce3ie5d]

I've never related to something more 😭

[@zamb0di]

My whole face and throat hurts now. Thanks! I needed that :)

[@TheMasqueradeParty.]

this is the video we watched that got us to subscribe, we like to watch it whenever we get tired and sad and cant sleep because for some reason it helps -Clou

[@mari_joys]

It’s the fact that he knew he was gonna be a father well raising his honey baby.

[@baelingibson4735]

Yep

[@readdescription1706]

One reply?

[@hiddenfromplainsight9635]

Out of context line: "there is so much more room when you just shove it harder"

[@ejslayys]

o :)

[@AdelineAura]

Okay, I just want to say that I tried to google translate thing, just to have a laugh (I didn't cook or whatever) But I typed in "Bowtie Cherry Tomato Pasta" and then did it in the google translate just a FEW TIMES You should totally do this one: *(The heart attack one killed me because I imagined how you'd do it)* 1 PIN Sherry Tomatoes (half) 1 Blairite Sea 1 Blairite The person who makes tooth decay 2 tablespoons chicken Lubricant £1 Beaver (Will Federer) 2 rocks Garlic (soil) 2 cups Spinac (crushed) 1 tablespoon turkey Sherry (Cooking wine) 2 oz. Cheese (or vegan kite mountain cheese) 1 Heart attack Nut (optional)

[@Err_OR_Official]

“Nut(optional)” *Im sorry w h a t*

[@AdelineAura]

@@Err_OR_Official IKR LMAO

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Nut optional? I dunno, I mean, after a heart attack I doubt I'd wanna get my rocks off...

[@asmr_iness]

Lol the way you put the glasses on the turkey made me dying😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@aicha8019]

“all of you are here for a reason, whether or not you’re whole” dang...

[@miyahamos5470]

Deep

[@Meckolo]

oMg DeEp

[@unstoppable_0nyx]

Brandon: pours boiling gravy down his leg Also Brandon: *"Oh daddy"* Me, concerned

[@baelingibson4735]

He good 🤨

[@RandomlyRay12]

Lol-

[@CnDpops]

🤨📸

[@leannebarlow8657]

Lol

[@Goldenvince]

Him: the apples went bad Me: those are onions The turkey:ok imma sit still

[@Brooklyn_R08]

Literally the best line “ Sloors be Flippery “

[@damien_jackson]

I love this so much and it's funny. Perfect for my Quarantine.

[@thatannoyingperson5324]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “PUT YOUR HAIR IN A SUCTION TRAP AND STORE IT”

[@caseym4007]

The stockings

[@stevendance1861]

"One cup of water mixed with water. This creates confusion" Is my favorite line

[@justsomeonestag]

That's what we do in science. But DON'T forget the glasses!! Or else you'll die while mixing water and water!

[@rachaelcapper1297]

Sure does! 🤣🤣

[@zoe3513]

@@justsomeonestag mine is "the sloors be flippery" lol

[@lauriederoque49]

Still to this day I’m still watching these Google translate things and I just wanna say thank you for making my day❤

[@heatherbullock9020]

I wish the recipes are work were this fun. I'm sending this to every chef, baker, cook, prep person and shift crew member I have in my contacts.

[@cervideer]

HE DID NOT SAY DADDY WHEN HE POURED GRAVY ON HIS LEG MSKSIFJSHAGGAU

[@mushr0omz347]

@Mohamed Nail ur too young

[@lamadeline]

@Mohamed Nail then u just don’t know- try the hub plenty of use there

[@NarutoUzumaki-kp5dv]

@Mohamed Nail you aren’t in grade 10.

[@Dominik-th2po]

@Mohamed Nail Just gonna explain the word Daddy and it's context. A name used, mostly by innocent young girls, to address an older guy that they either have s*xual relations with or s*xual interest in. In return, they are often called 'baby girl' or 'princess'. Often used in the context of a Dominant | Submissive relationship but also very often used in an innocent context, usually increasing s*xual appeal to the 'Daddy'.

[@lucypt1634]

@@Dominik-th2po You know Daddy isn't just used for sexual reasons?