I Made ENTIRE Thanksgiving Dinner Using TINY HANDS!

All my frens are ded now..Merry Givingfood

[@perla683ify]

They were so lucky to have a friend like Brandon. Who cared enough to poisen them with cooking from the heart of those tiny hands 🙌🏼

[@skz14324]

Yes they are lucky to have friend like Brandon.

[@ashrenehan4704]

Bestie why u using past tense...

[@mandymaley]

Bruh the third leg really got me tho

[@mandymaley]

THE HEN

[@summersunsets9556]

@@ashrenehan4704 Did you watch the end? They all died by dysentery and sheep.

[@y.4m1k]

we gotta appreciate that he goes thru all of this for us lmao, rip friends

[@lluvgenn]

bro that’s not you in the pfp

[@ebi4005]

@Angelina L 👇💋 disgusting :)

[@clown.coffee5669]

@Angelina L 👇💋 uhhhh tf

[@serenefarraj9752]

salahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloqfhfudeyf6gtyk

[@Kirao24]

Tf

[@nathanjay8961]

This has to be the most edible "food" I've ever seen Brandon make 😅

[@ShotzByRex]

Nahhh the hotdog trees in the hot coco vid seemed kinda edible

[@stony1180]

Same

[@funkydadpants]

@kidroco I would absolutely adore seeing you eat hotdogs water and hot chocolate

[@funkydadpants]

@Kid Rxtro lmao not roco

[@ShotzByRex]

@@funkydadpants ill do it for pocket lint and a rusty quarter

[@user-zn1jn4vp1z]

the fact that he is funny with out being rude to people is actually so awesome

[@kip9793]

Anyone read this and immediately think of the vlogs

[@mr.fahrenheit7009]

God.forbid someones feeling get hurt

[@dallas_malice5074]

he was calling us daddy for lord's sake. and I ain't complaining, honestly.

[@aspiric444]

I read that while he said "we need new friends" 🤣🤣

[@DragonGateDesign]

define funny

[@akadasfy]

Brandon, I would love to see you make your five minute craft videos with tiny hands. It’ll be a laugh.

[@yeeyee18gaming]

Not the response I think this comment needed…👆👆👆😂😂😂

[@Jacob-ru3mu]

It's sad a bot stole your comment and Brandon liked it instead of yours

[@akadasfy]

@@Jacob-ru3mu Aw :(

[@ZackLesterWrites]

“I caught you with my tiny hands!” This might be the funniest video ever made.

[@ayers3896]

Zack man he is always funny and crazy he has the wener and he just needs some time with the turkey and to spank ot

[@jmjung9]

@@ayers3896 excuse me

[@PanamaMe]

@Zack Agreed! Laughed the entire time. 😂

[@-neoculturetech-8431]

The way you whispered and gently fixed our leg, I can appreciate it. You make my day everytime I click on any of your videos. You're my top favorite KZbinr and you're genuinely funny without acting rude towards the fans, now that's how you do it!!

[@omelettesoap2601]

“Leg”

[@Irby5753]

​@@omelettesoap2601 ?

[@ClownishHonk]

Ah yes. One of the three legs that we have. Beautifully fixed by our savior, Brandon Farris.

[@ivyy24]

Lets just take a second and thank Brandon for putting so much effort into these videos. He’s such a champion. We love you Brandon!

[@yourdadssecretlover]

Yes, thank you to Brandon!!!

[@wyattp.6845]

I would too if I was making as much as him

[@kathrinachattergoon3284]

We Love u So Much

[@robertgamble6760]

Love u Brandon ❤️

[@ethanesser4827]

Thank you Brandon

[@SpyMonky]

the 25 seconds of him just trying to pick up a can killed me! i dont think ivve smiled this much at one thing in a long time lol

[@angelahaskett7820]

I died laughing

[@muffinsaregood558]

The fact he puts himself in these mistakes and makes everyone's day better 💖

[@muffinsaregood558]

@JACOB Games I agree

[@mt7680]

Mistakes? More like Comedy Issues

[@makaylajenkins1282]

That's true

[@marachanell8306]

11:27 “Get along with the turkey inside of my head” 😂😂. “Gobble Gobble we Wobble and go-“ That part gets me😂😂😂😂

[@Exploring.with.kai.]

Yep he randomly started rapping

[@marachanell8306]

@@Exploring.with.kai. as said, my fav part 😂😂

[@kaylabonnes2646]

Wasn’t having the best week. This has made my week, I haven’t laughed so much or so hard for ages. You are amazing Brandon.

[@ButlerSamual]

4:04 when he shoved it innn!! This whole video has made me genuinely laugh- I haven’t done that in years! Thank you Brandon!

[@malikai27]

0:13

[@Rachel_Lindner]

A BEAN!!

[@DontForgetYourNuts]

whoever is responsible for cleaning up that kitchen is a wizard. Every episode it starts out looking flawless, and is utterly destroyed by the end.

[@TheRadioknight]

He has a maid i believe

[@sophie-860]

The maid is his angry wife when she sees this mess

[@cartiaking3377]

his CLEANER (why tf are people calling her a maid 😭) has a tiktok :)

[@Иванка-ф5б]

R3sdcrdcdfr😘

[@Idklmfa0]

Nope he cleans it himself

[@glitchgame9741]

Imbrandonfarris is the only person in the world to ever say: “aren’t I supposed to stuff the turkey- *oh wait I put a hen in there”*

[@charliecarter3437]

What is your profile 🤔

[@antonaqis695]

bro I swear, every video he makes looks like a fever dream🤣

[@smh3460]

“Daddy sorry daddy” I can’t stop laughing 😂!!

[@gagehuffman3662]

I was dying😂

[@mrmusikman8298]

I gave this video a thumbs up before watching. I know when i click on any of Brandon's videos, that they are going to not only make me laugh, be entertaining, but also put me in a better mood. Thanks for being the comical genius that you are Brandon and sharing your brilliant ideas with us. You are the MAN!

[@lexigrimhaive]

I had such a difficult time cooking a whole turkey WITHOUT tiny hand attachments, I have no idea how Brandon is going to pull this off. But I’m excited to find out!!!

[@Faith44710]

Can we appreciate how he says “your gonna do great” before he puts something in the oven😂

[@englishatheart]

You + are = you're.

[@devin234]

I do the same thing when I bake 🤣

[@BeN00Tafraid]

@@englishatheart no one asked

[@sunakshisanwal]

"I'm vegetarian" "I'm vegan" "I want a divorce" I'm crying omfg lmaooo

[@Kirao24]

Shut up

[@cadence.kishimoto]

@@Kirao24 What’s up with you lol

[@jacksongudmunson1258]

@@Kirao24 wtf what is wrong with you bro u good?

[@GutsVod]

@@Kirao24 your name is literally an anime villain

[@faeri_]

“From who??”

[@binxy666gamer6]

He's like a Southern Ryan Reynolds with the soul of a golden retriever 🤣

[@theblob8842]

That is surprisingly accurate

[@isaiahates9533]

Yes that is way too accurate

[@oldgymsock]

Both look amazing

[@DingleBerriemckevins]

Hahaha 😂. I. Don’t. Like hotdogs

[@chloeb1237]

And pug mix😂🤣

[@AlterBoi01]

The chaotic energy of this man is why I love him

[@abbers9497]

We need more comedians like him who aren't just a holes and make you feel better instead

[@wyattpowers4164]

I honestly haven't laughed that hard in years!! I had to keep pausing to wipe away tears from laughing so much! Thank you Brandon for that, I truly needed it. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

[@bd4cookie]

Do you know what I’m glad that you did one of these this year. Do you want for Christmas! This is hilarious!

[@bounniee]

what

[@lilywiersema8040]

@@bounniee Just a minor stroke.

[@bounniee]

@@lilywiersema8040 understandable

[@bounniee]

@Angelina L 👇💋 NO-

[@dawnwebb9463]

Anyone else catch the second that was a throwback to the rap he made up for last years Thanksgiving video. My favorite 💜

[@theminecraftteen1756]

#top5momentsof2020

[@oogaboogaboi2680]

5:57 “you ever season the carpet?” Me: hahaha no I have not….. DID HE JUST SAY CARPET IN THE KITCHEN?!?!?!

[@mrssarystew]

Not even a minute into it and I'm having an asthma attack over your wrists breaking. 🤣 I had to pause and come write this, you sir are 😘👌🏻

[@kelliev4833]

I literally sent my sister this video 30 seconds in and said the same thing to her 😂 once those wrists broke...

[@venuscanteven425]

Ikr I think like three other people said something similar. I was wheezing by the end

[@keripetersen7945]

Let’s just take a second to thank Brandon for putting so much effort into these videos. His poor kitchen has to pay the price for it🤣

[@ayers3896]

Lol

[@Hugo_Balls08]

There is a comment saying almost the exact same thing. Very suspicious

[@ayers3896]

@@Hugo_Balls08 ummmmm lol😂

[@JL-el7ju]

@@Hugo_Balls08 it’s KZbin, the comment sections full of repeated comments.

[@rhiannankettlety6090]

The amount of time and patience this video has. I could never.

[@night_skyday2547]

I just wanna appreciate everything that Brandon has done for us. Even at his lowest of low after being homeless he turned his life around and I love how he brings joy to everyone around. I love you Brandon ❤

[@skskskandioopandioop5667]

brandon: "we are gonna have to do delicate surgery" also brandon: "RAWR RARR RAAAAAAAAA"

[@Holyybonezz]

I haven't laughed like this in a long time thank you Brandon, thank you for making life a whole lot funnier😂😂

[@In__active666]

👁👄👁

[@Dermatillomaniac]

Was laughing so hard I had to pause it several times so I didn't miss anything. Thank you Brandon for always making me smile. Hope y'all had a good Thanksgiving!!

[@danboru_bakooo1966]

He actually committed to the bit, impressive

[@DinosaursAreCool1539]

Can we take a minute to talk about how he said "ever seasoned a carpet?" instead of "ever seasoned a floor?" Implying he has carpet in his kitchen

[@ashleyfortag7695]

@Keeping Farris Clean good luck

[@Caylee.Goodson]

Can I just say when I'm sad he makes my day. Brandon goes through all of this just to make us happy. Thank you Brandon

[@cutestuffque2256]

I love how he’s not afraid to make a mess!! Let’s take a minute to appreciate how much effort he puts into his videos!!

[@Ldysmn217]

“Yeah I’m tugging on it, shut up” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@22robnyny]

I am so grateful for this man and his videos. Everytime I have a bad day I watch his videos and remember it's never was that bad. The laughs I get from Brandon's videos are what I look forward to at the end of the day. Thanks Brandon.

[@christianhernandez3048]

Ya

[@christianhernandez3048]

Ya

[@jessemcguffee5763]

19:42 the surprised face

[@hotmessmb4683]

As someone who cooks sometimes, I absolutely died when he dumped so many bay leaves onto the tur-hen-dog

[@SMG6Official]

5:09 when your hand betrays you

[@rekyu3d541]

13:39 nearly killed me... nothing so sad has ever been so damn funny

[@flamingember522]

Thank you now with my "normal sized hands" I can make me and my friends a great Thanksgiving!

[@NorahBulson]

Me and my brother love falling asleep to your videos, and tonight, we couldn't decide on what to watch. I randomly turned this on and he said "Oh yea! Now you got it!" and gave me a high five! Thank you for making my brother's night, Brandon.

[@colechristoffersen5181]

Brandon is such a. Nice guy and he makes so many people happy with his content but also being Brandon’s friend would be amazing no matter what sacrifice including food poisoning.

[@annavg7294]

Every sentence you say makes me wheeze. My friend and I choked on our water by this! Thanks for making our day man

[@jacksongudmunson1258]

Same

[@nintendopro1576]

He is the best

[@wh0aheavy]

Omg, what a nice surprise! Happy Thanksgiving, Brandon 💜

[@AetherBae]

4:25 has to be my favorite part out of the entire video. it caused me to laugh for like 10 minutes straight

[@kurcmiie8191]

11:30 did anyone else realize when he started singing the song that he sang when google translate asked him to “rap in tinfoil” or something like that

[@pietromaione5107]

Memories

[@platinumarmoured9933]

11:31

[@rileywickman7643]

19:56 That fart was definitely personal

[@never3520]

20:00

[@christinabrown1185]

At 17:17 when he said what's over there I actually looked 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@ItsOqean]

SAME

[@MkTheOne414]

You too?

[@christinabrown1185]

@@MkTheOne414 yeah he caught me at a moment of weakness 😂🤣😂

[@juliathekryptonian1994]

You have no idea how much you have helped me. My depression has been really doing overtime and your videos have kept me sane and a smile on my face! God bless!

[@iisbeyeeting4737]

9:33 I love this video, and can’t stop watching it. But the thing that always makes me laugh is the “Oh no, I’m butter now”

[@elianagroat5567]

"How much butter?" "Yes" I'm still laughing. Help.

[@blobfish4999]

4:46 “we have hot dogs” *has a flash back of the hotdog massacre of 2010 in smallville Kansas*

[@magdalenafernandez9872]

"I'm a genius"😂😂😅😅 Yes, of course you are

[@jokerjamie8701]

This is why we love Brandon. Thank you Brandon. You helped me through my mom's death a year ago, and you reminded me that it's ok, and you taught me how to smile again. Thank you

[@DynSounds]

I almost never laugh at KZbin videos, but Brandon never fails to make me laugh

[@SylveonIsTheBestEeveelution]

I loved the "take that and rewind it back, lil jhon got the beat to make your boody go clap" reference at 10:44. That song is great

[@RainRainsRaining]

10:21 “you know what better to be safe then sorry let's drain it" drops the sweat potato

[@elel299]

I'm impressed by his control with the tiny hands 👐

[@mckenzieleacock6206]

I completely lost it when he accidentally said “tookie” instead of “turkey”.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scrudsplayz1077]

Brandon calling his viewers “DADDY” had me dyeing🤣

[@AverageAnimat0rz]

"Now kiss it"

[@ArunothaiJ]

3:48 Brandon: “Sir.” *removing sus Third leg* Me: thinking he’ll say “ma’am” afterwards but didn’t 😂😂

[@laurenmesser1205]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING KEEP MAKING THESE. I’ve never laughed so hard

[@nathanjplatt]

at 1:50 I got a small pop up ad for an ER service. I can't stop laughing at that.

[@crow5673]

I’ve been in a dark place lately and I haven’t laughed like this in over 6 months! This video was so funny and we need more channels like this he’s funny without being disrespectful

[@delaybdsvhr3623]

Dude he literally just posted it 7 mins ago and he already has 4k views, im so proud of him honestly and how far he has gotten

[@laynejunk6806]

my lord, those hands are absolutely normal sized! don’t let the peasants tell you otherwise! the sheep will take care of them 😈

[@klanceklancerevolution3339]

This man radiates more pure chaotic energy than the whole of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

[@CannasCreations]

I love this comment

[@junhopeful7740]

This is the only youtuber that makes me genuinely laugh every 30 seconds. Love u brandon

[@drake7921]

best quotes of the video "this is going to be the best tasting... bottle of parsley youve had" "I can smell the texture" "you better pick that up I bought that cardigan for you" "It smells like perfume dirt" "my friends.. are not going to be friends"

[@LimationsTvT]

24:40 HOLY CRAP THAT CRUNCH XD LMFAOOO

[@_bellers_08]

I am only at 4:15 and I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard omg I better have abs after this😂😂😂

[@ava-rosewatson4856]

" how much butter " he asked himself "yes?" answered himself

[@dawnwebb9463]

At 7:11 when he laughs at a joke falling into his lap is the most precious thing 🥺

[@iamslyy]

The spirt of nikocado avocado came into him at 2:50

[@rosanauster]

brandon : we're gonna have to do delecate surgury also brandon : -starts stabbing the turkey aggresivly-

[@alornedonoso5747]

lol i started w h e e z i n g

[@rthorofthehillppl]

Ariana is just so nonchalant about the whole situation and I love it 😂

[@NickyG-NZ]

Brandons friends are delightful and oh so patient!

[@mandimartin5521]

Quite literally almost peed my pants watching this, thank you so much for the belly laughs!

[@cassiejahner3877]

...good thing im in the bath

[@glitchgame9741]

6:15 replay that for your soul to be saved

[@tva5845]

best part

[@katriananaylor5490]

The funniest part of the video “Now I’m going to preheat the oven now kiss it “ Lol

[@LimationsTvT]

23:51 OH GOD YOU KNOW THEY ARE USED TO THIS XD

[@podjy6289]

This is what I love about Brandon. He simply does not care. Poisons his friends and makes his kitchen look like a pack of wolves raided it? Whatever!

[@frwhocares1411]

I like how I say "oh no Thanksgiving dinner in a easy bake oven again"

[@maccyboo]

" normally we just season this bad boy put it in the microwave and pray " had me laughing so hard

[@saintnioh]

10:23 Let's go drain the juice *Explodes everything in the kitchen cutely*

[@thepicklearmada]

Brandon Farris calling me daddy is everything I didn’t know I needed in life.

[@wolfinaignis798]

his videos make me laugh so much, i have bad anxiety and depression and his videos always cheer me up when im in a bad mood. i laugh so much i have to keep replaying a part until i stop laughing which is around 20 times because of how funny it is. thank you so much brandon for making such dumb yet amazing videos for us. keep up the amazing work!

[@krystalalyce10]

20:39” she still alive she is lives really far away“ lucky you still have yours

[@MkTheOne414]

R.I.P. so sry for for loss

[@JohnGil123]

lol

[@alecpayne8887]

I’m absolutely adoring the tiktok references in his videos lately 😂 this mans is hilarious

[@tyffanii1]

I honestly started watching thinking he might not make a lot of mess… yeah, I can only imagine how much floor there is left with all that food and spices.

[@teutonicpictures]

Brandon is one of the few creators I see progress, and where the progression is for the better

[@MickeyMilkovich56]

This is my favourite video. I keep watching it and it makes my day every time. I love your videos… (I’ve watched this 20+ times) Ps you were supposed to put the butter on before the seasoning😅😂.

[@kallen1588]

i lost it when he took out the salmonella thingy (it pops up when the turkey is cooked enough so you wont get sick from it) (2:10)

[@EllieSkys]

We don't follow the rules