Google Translate Sings "La Vie En Rose" by Édith Piaf

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[@twistedtranslations]

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[@lad1198]

Translate zombies in your lawn!

[@lad1198]

Do it for the sesame seeds

[@ryufei]

i am newb.

[@sophiapham860]

yay lol

[@jbcatz5]

Translate the Friends theme song!

[@morningstar8187]

“He told me new swear words.” Relationship goals.

[@sauce5066]

Morning Star ehh....e-erm.........should I be concerned on what you learned for relaationships?

[@creatvlioness3348]

I think it depends on the relationship you're trying to have.

[@SenoritaPezcado]

Me teaching my husband Spanish

[@whytho9350]

Alan walker - lost control please

[@k.sharma6104]

My girlfriend teaching me tagalog phrases

[@PinkwaveGamer]

"She's already dead." "I'm glad I died." There goes Google Translate talking obsessing about death again.

[@koolkitty108]

And... emptiness? 1:09 and 1:11

[@seanhamway100]

And heart problems

[@Meanne77]

How dare you mock Google Translate cries for help? Don't you have a heart?

[@breyerhorsestudios2964]

I think Google Translate needs to talk to someone. The translations are driving them crazy.

[@los_angelien777]

As she sang, i read that

[@xoelpr2349]

"Stress and depression arise" Well, that's certainly a mood

[@sketchyskies8531]

The stress part for sure

[@Marrshmo]

Yes

[@diharaj5358]

Also I'm glad I died that'll be me someday yay

[@lavendertea1096]

Totally

[@rice1123]

*"I'm glad I died"*

[@alicebergonzi3802]

"Music, thank God." This perfectly describes my attitude towards life.

[@ceski3255]

Same. xD

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

😂 yep

[@heartstrumz]

“Do it for the sesame seeds”. -Google Translate, 2019. (Thanks for 1k!)

[@koolkitty108]

"Plastic dog" -Google Translate, 2019.

[@madisond7436]

My senior quote

[@AlinaAniretake]

How yo get to sesame seeds?

[@sauce5066]

Jeff Jones YES

[@Reicha]

Google Translate does motivational speeches for birds.

[@orviianj7965]

Friend: What's your favourite song? Me, an intellectual: *Plastic Dog*

[@e.s.lavall9219]

I don't know this Temple of the Dog song

[@jojobrainrot8482]

orvi ianj yass

[@coastersplus]

Mariya Takeuchi - Plastic Dog

[@muhammadrafay8441]

The is called the sky screams in pain

[@CJCroen1393]

"Stress and depression arise." "I'm glad I died." "Hurry up and hug me!" "The sky screams in pain." ...Does Google Translate need to talk about something?

[@chubbybunny9206]

No I think it said enough.

[@mdimranmahmud4988]

She has a pain in her heart (1:08)

[@potionoffireresistance9901]

She tries to laugh it away

[@RadicalDreamer17]

Edith Piaf haunting Google Translate is what is happening. Seriously, her life was depressing.

[@jessmires5504]

*wow is rosario*

[@eviegarciaaa]

"Stress and depression arise" "I'm glad I'm dead" Google translate is having a rough time at the moment, dear me.

[@sauce5066]

Harry Potter Mad Evie hold my poison...and give it back...I’m google translate at times like now

[@BluebeerryBPS]

I love how the original version is so happy and they you just hear "STRESS AND DEPRESSION"

[@gate8475]

its creepy how gtranslate kinda predicted bad times ahead..

[@quickhistory8637]

-Google: let me make sense. -Everyone omg yes that would be great -Google: plastic dog -Everyone: :/ bruh

[@sauce5066]

Romerican mapping _BRUH_

[@hannahnemnich5955]

😂😂😂

[@morgan4829]

Hahaha

[@911unknown]

Yupppp

[@WinxAliNelCielo]

Google Translate thinks making sense is overrated

[@hawktalon7890]

"The sky screams in pain" is a pretty metal line.

[@koolkitty108]

"I have a pain in my heart the fun part" Uhh...

[@laelaps5246]

@@koolkitty108 "the fun part: she is already dead"

[@ericandy88]

We may just stumbled upon the title of Slayer's comeback song.

[@hawktalon7890]

@@ericandy88 I think we did!

[@randomrandomness4193]

Darn unmagical rockets always piercing through

[@HectorH-M]

"Let me make sense". No matter how much you try, you will never make sense Google translate.

[@sauce5066]

Hector Moustakis YES THATS TRUE

[@celestialloves4264]

Plastic dog.

[@HectorH-M]

@@celestialloves4264 Ikr

[@thiagoecb]

History of this song PARODY: A young girl that has a horse falls in love with a guy that was happy with a girl named Moscow, Moscow dies, making the young girl feel in pain, thinking it's her fault, stress and depression arise, then the young girl dies as well. As she's in her dying moments, she is asking for the guy to hug her in the last moments of her life. The last moments of the song are her mind trying to comprehend her life slowly withering away.

[@quentin1501]

That is deep

[@lavendertea1096]

Silver Red rip Moscow and the young girl

[@Hendrik_McSims]

Creativity 10/10. I'm the 9th like

[@magnoliamichelle3197]

Silver Red Wow, That's deep......

[@koolkitty108]

This needs to be turned into a depressing musical

[@Marrshmo]

Google translate: Let me make sense *Actually you never maked any sense*

[@Lyoko2516]

Except for when it translated Hamlet. :) *giggles* :)

[@thenamelessshidposter1348]

Its made, or is that a joke?

[@Lyoko2516]

KrazylassPlayz Yeah. Google Translate Sings Hamlet. Check it out. :)

[@Lyoko2516]

KrazylassPlayz kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpTQqmmLr7p9las

[@andrewseo4507]

*mooked

[@thegalaxydonutshow]

How I Met Your Mother but Tracy is having a stroke while singing on the balcony

[@salahimad9371]

TheGoodUsername Lol, I remember that scene as well

[@OdenqueenVulpes]

Lol I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of HIMYM. I like this video though bc when I was younger I watched that episode when I had depression and took it way too seriously so this helps lighten the mood a little thinking of it in that context.

[@etnevel.naitzsirk]

Probably it's that where all the ukulele covers come from. But without the stroke part.

[@davincent98]

That scene clued me in to the twist

[@lilisoleil7554]

Cette version est vraiment très belle kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3Klfo17f8qtoJI

[@kyleshultz5481]

"Let me make sense" OK, sure "But it's everywhere! Plastic dog! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Nope, sorry, it's not working

[@zo6679]

“Talk to my horse” The jockey equivalent of “talk to the hand”

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"He was happy with Moscow" *Moskau Moskau, wirf die Gläser an die Wand*

[@DiAaAgPa]

These song would be too interesting to translate

[@jobblejosh9713]

PORCELAIN IS THE SUREST PLAN

[@quentinvermotdesroches372]

Russland ist ein schönes Land HAHAHAHAHA

[@ras217]

Billy is a handyman Wurst that it was served him Woah ha ha ha ha

[@memy2605]

Gave me "put your glasses on the wall"... why not, I guess. And "hot like embers" turned into "warm as fun".... But otherwise my result was quite disappointing. Probably didnt use enough languages.

[@orangesoda3484]

This was a terrifying combination of death and hugs, you good google translate?

[@koolkitty108]

I think Google’s just feeling lonely?

[@laelaps5246]

Google's depression has arised. It must be because the rocket has lost it's magic

[@JarlOfSwot]

It wants to bearhug everyone to death?

[@sauce5066]

**me a google translate**

[@railfan_gamer9466]

No Its just singing about marriage

[@averyy-w1364]

"Let me make sense." Two seconds later. "Plastic dog." I expected nothing, and yet I'm still disappointed.

[@Manu-xj4xy]

"Stress and depression arise. I'm glad I died" Well that's how school works.

[@R.M.MacFru]

It's also a typical Monday in the workforce.

[@DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING]

Aye. That's true

[@beigecharley7080]

"I'm friendly" "Stress and Depression arise." Me when i try to meet new people

[@simbaslover]

“ hurry up and hug me “ 2019

[@0megax788]

I read it as she said it lmao

[@digitool5944]

definite mood

[@ericandy88]

That needs to be on merch.

[@sauce5066]

My mind during mood swings

[@PrismaPup7]

Literally me

[@bessieburnet9816]

"Do it for sesame seeds" is a discount "would you do it for a Scooby Snack"

[@princesspercy3601]

"Stress and depression arise" "I'm glad I died" "Hurry up and hug me" That's a whole mood right there

[@andymac8437]

“Stress and depression arise” Everyone on Monday’s

[@sauce5066]

Andrew McCarter no that’s tiesdays

[@camthefemalefont9801]

Actually that’s me on all the days

[@sauce5066]

I_Am_A Wale yesh

[@Amber7H]

My mom doesn't work on mondays

[@MK-hj9de]

that's me at finals

[@yul_eo]

Google translate: "Let me make sense" Me: Wow is this really happening? *Google translate: "It's everywhere plastic dog"* Me: Ok nevermind

[@PuzzleQodec]

Hahahaha

[@Manu-xj4xy]

"Hurry up and hug me" Sure, I'll embrace my computer. He needs love too

[@johnruschmeyer5769]

Oddly, that was one of the most accurate translations in the whole song.

[@elizabethscott7904]

"I see red" "Do it for the sesame seeds" I think GT has an Elmo fetish

[@graceyslade4906]

Imagine if those were the words for sesame Street how to get to sesame seed would sound like a funny McDonald's ad🙂

[@mathieulaval4612]

As a French person, The first part Is prizeless. I don't laught like this in a long time ago

[@kurathchibicrystalkitty5146]

It's official. Malinda is the Master. Someone call the Doctor.

[@jeaddhist]

Wouldn't Malinda be the Mistress instead of the Master.

[@kurathchibicrystalkitty5146]

@@jeaddhist We've probably jinxed it so that in the next video, some of the lyrics will become 'Hey Missy' or something like that.

[@thestevens580]

OMG MISSY! I love her even tho she’s mean and crazy, and tried to off Clara

[@reginabillotti]

Or Buffy Summers...

[@sauce5066]

Yes

[@slightlyplant]

How to motivate yourself: "DO IT FOR THE SESAME SEEDS"

[@yoursuchadicksucker2796]

When people look at me Eyes that bother me

[@lavendertea1096]

TeeJay Editz 👁👄👁

[@lavendertea1096]

Here are some more eyes

[@yoursuchadicksucker2796]

@@lavendertea1096 They bother me because they aren't blue UwU

[@lavendertea1096]

Hmm I can’t find any blue emoji eyes

[@blazeredraw]

Eyes?

[@HectorH-M]

"I am the master". Yes you are Google translate. Master of destroying things.

[@deckardcanine]

"Let me make sense." And then you don't.

[@feiradragon7915]

Maybe GT is asking whatever god it believes in to let GT finally make sense for once?

[@umalazoff4]

plastic dogs

[@kawaiimarshmallowkittenaj4805]

"The fun part... She is already dead" sounds like something a yandere would say. Also, the best part was probably "The sky screams in pain" 😂

[@lillyshazeleyes2212]

“Let me make sense.” At this point, google translate I respect the effort.

[@eviegarciaaa]

"He told me new swear words" was literally my personality in year 3

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

“He was happy with Moscow” *We* are happy with Moscow

[@lavendertea1096]

Kim Jong-un can you ask trump to let me in his hotel?

[@antonmueller5429]

This would be funny if it wasn't so sad

[@tomokolivingstone7204]

Gacha Crystal Trump x Kim Jong-un 👀

[@jeaddhist]

@@antonmueller5429 GLaDOS, is that you?

[@JewelzStudios]

Google translate: This song seems unpopular. Me: SHE JUST SAID THE SONG IS POPULAR!

[@twixandothertrixes]

I love how the singer seems completely ok with what she’s singing but everyone else around is so confused.

[@quinn1679]

When Google Translate needs home repairs: "Do it for the sesame seeds!" "Talk to my horse" "I'll do it myself"

[@82dorrin]

"Talk to my horse. I saw red. He loves horses." Google translate is a brony? Oh goody...

[@MK-hj9de]

what's a brony?

[@kristinfrey8088]

“Music, thank God” needs to be on a shirt.

[@KnightsaysNi]

Yes.

[@spacesheep_]

tHE SKY SCREAMS IN PAIN -Google Translate apparently

[@Tomsonic41]

The way you said "Eyes?" just made me laugh out loud! "This song seems unpopular..." seems Google Translate is becoming self-aware!

[@HectorH-M]

"Stress and depression arise". That's a mood

[@sneepsnop9613]

the ending is what it sounds like to laugh at someone in a sophisticated way and i live by that

[@bee_bch]

At least GT doesn’t spell like it was deciding how many random vowels go in a word by seeing how many shots it can take before blacking out

[@sauce5066]

Beth xxx pfft..

[@user-fm6kn9ec4c]

"He loves horses" for some reason my first thought was Hercules Mulligan

[@robert2135]

"Hurry up and hug me." I'd be happy to, I love hugs.

[@sheridanwolf]

“Let me make sense, but it is everywhere” Is Google Translate talking to itself and contemplating something here?

[@mxyflower7834]

"this is what i think on the inside" i'm friendly" a couple of mins ago "I'M ANGRY AT YOU!"

[@skyhighrandom5481]

“Hug me. Talk to my horse.” “Hurry up and hug me.” Oh look- google translate gave you a glimpse of my life lol. Also, “The Sky screams in pain” is probably my favorite line of the whole thing 😂

[@n-underwhelming]

„Stress and depression arise." Basically every day of my life.

[@caitlinrix294]

0:42 me after I finish my degree 1:53-55 me currently

[@sunny_irl]

When you are French 🇫🇷🥐🥖🧀🍷 : Now THIS is interesting

[@ceoofweblena]

“Tell me me what you think, to save the world, THE WORLD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!” Well we really have to tell her what we think guys

[@dudeman1983]

Me: opens video Thumbnail: *_tHe SkY sCrEaMs İn Paİn_* Me: Me: mood

[@jbcatz5]

I love the ones where someone is reacting to the translated lyrics.

[@jennymccoy5832]

"The sky screams in pain!" - Google Translate 2019 Probably from all the storms that come from it & all the toxic stuff we send up into it.

[@saku577]

It's so weird how much older the hair and the make-up make you look. Stunning singing, in any case. Thanks a lot, Malinda, we love you!

[@zachw28]

"It's a heap in my life" That speaks to me

[@midnightsnackattiffanys7966]

Edvard Munch: The sky screams in pain

[@auroramoon_draws16]

I love this series XD 💜💜💜 Bonus: America: *sings this* France: what? No, please stop. Canada: not again... 😅

[@jessmires5504]

2:18 *Eyes?* Even google was confused

[@leovaldez7991]

Across all Google Translate sings, a few things keep repeating: - Google Translate LOVES wine - Google Translate is a murderer - Google Translate doesn’t know what it’s talking about - Google Translate makes great parodies

[@ayronlee8767]

"Let me make sense" Google Translate is finally coming to realisation

[@pixeltochi4961]

PLASTIC DOG

[@LTisDumb]

1:24 that’s the type of response you give when mom asks where you learned *those* words

[@DeDe6548]

“Hug me, talk to my horse” that sure is a way to my heart!

[@Natalie-101]

Omg your voice makes anything, no matter how nonsensical sound so beautiful to the point where it barely sounds weird anymore😂 Love you malinda youre amazing!💖 Edit: Idea! You should translate someones daily vlog, and do the things google translate says they did!

[@gloosey_]

I have a pain in my heart The fun part She is already dead *I’m glad I died*

[@lavendertea1096]

Nova Thislastnamethingisstupid I’m glad this is just a comment

[@koolkitty108]

The sky screams in pain

[@delireent.3960]

And then she said *I'm friendly*

[@Gryphonzwing]

Yeah died laughing at this song.

[@alexblack4048]

"Stress and depression arise, i'm glad i died" tell me WHY did i feel this in my soul help lol

[@shortbean0]

1:53 Welcome to puberty.

[@sophieburt2733]

There's now 3 versions😂

[@elsa3231]

The last time I was this early My brother was walking around the house screaming “gRaDuAlLy WaTeRmElOn” and wouldn’t stop.... Now he’s moved on to “mOtOrs oF tHe SiMiAnS!!”

[@ralsei9512]

_wow_

[@cody2081]

"Let me make sense." Oh that's rich coming from Google Translate. 😂😂😂

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Can we all talk about that lady with the guitar ? She is so confused but into it at the same time . True dedication .

[@asyrdal4059]

2:32 When it turns into Death Note...

[@sophieburt2733]

HOW CAN YOU SING ANYTHING THAT'S PUT IN FRONT OF YOU

[@sleepyote]

Honestly impressive

[@lavendertea1096]

IKR

[@lavendertea1096]

I thinks it is magic talent

[@sophieburt2733]

@@lavendertea1096 yep

[@koolkitty108]

I think it’s the *magic rocket*

[@ashleyblackwood253]

"This song seems unpopular," Oh, really? I wonder why Google Translate 😂😂

Horses : Could we have song dedicated to us? Drunked Edith Piaf : YES!

[@hollyscahill3325]

Eyes? I died laughing at that part! Same with the sky screams in pain.

[@gwouinaelle]

I love your little accent for "La vie en rose" in the intro, it was perfect -- by a French person

[@pierresoriano714]

"Eeeeyes?" I laughed so loud I woke up Edith Piaf xD Love this singer by the way ! She has suched an incredible and inspiring life ! ^^

[@sjoerdvandeweg4702]

Google translate: "He told me new swear words." (two lines later) "I'm friendly." Me: "Are you though?"

[@lillijohnson7118]

“Stress and depression arise” - Google Translate 2k19

[@ceski3255]

*0:50** I saw red* Me: Yeah, because you're literally wearing it on yourself. :/

[@lindseycassella3015]

"Stress and depression arise. I'm glad I died." Well that got dark.

[@Dermacrosis]

"Eyes that bother me", my usual reaction when people look at me. :-) What I have loved about your translator sings songs the most is that you sing them seriously. It is what adds hugely to the whole laughter factor. Comedy songs, to me, fail when they do a whole nudge, nudge, wink, wink, to the audience making out the performer knows that is is funny and the audience should also find it funny.

[@Ryanmanification]

"The best part , she is already dead" Sounds like my ex

[@westleyblakeslee3205]

"This song seems unpopular" Literally 6 dislikes Google translate lies

[@meli_sweetpeaches4406]

”He told me new swear words” --- My reaction to my freshman year of high school

[@berky30]

He told me new swear words - Goggle translate 2019

[@vakikimini7139]

Please help I'm french and can't stop laughing

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

0:38 And you will obey me!

[@bejeweledbat13]

"Stress and depression arise" -Me entering junior high

[@bobogus7559]

“Eyes that bother me, the police officer has.” Melinda should have done a Yoda impression for that one.

[@lollypop7503]

1:32 me learning a new language

[@docock8985]

PLEASE translate jokes I tried this once and it was the best original: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two-tired! Translated: What Changes Lights? We're tired of it!