Google Translate Sings: "The Sound of Silence" (Simon & Garfunkel)

[@twistedtranslations]

NEW MERCH WAAAAAA shopmalinda.com/ Also MASSIVE thank you to my patrons for helping me create this translation. Y'all come up with some amazing stuff. xxMKR

[@brxkenhalo]

Can you do Google Translate sings some song by CG5 or Nothing Remains by MandoPony

[@iikooxii3286]

*Walugi scream in the distance*

[@tribby6924]

Is one of the new merch options a saint on your head?

[@ransompendragon623]

Omg.....this was so great! Toast is the new merch idea.....with the watermelon! Haha

[@Crystal_digitalstar]

Fill your boat and dive in the bush

[@kristyw89]

"Thousands of millions of transformers, perhaps more" Don't give Michael Bay any ideas

[@miikareinikainen4050]

I just died from laughter :'D

[@kristyw89]

R.I.P Miika

[@pranavarvind4281]

"Merger and explosion"

[@Spaventacorvi]

I wonder where the word "transformers" came from. 😂

[@tatarosgaming3176]

Lol my thoughts

[@spencersonnefeld]

"I would like cancer" but "there is no health insurance." Sounds like a serious problem.

[@57thorns]

Who said anything about wanting cancer for themself?

[@jessicastricklen8425]

57thorns did you watch the video, or did you just sit staring at the screen?

[@57thorns]

@@jessicastricklen8425 Well. the lyrics as "translated" is not unambigious. Of course I watched the video to get all the details of the lyrics.

[@MLGorilla]

Suppose it’s about time to cook meth

[@japanpanda2179]

@@jessicastricklen8425 I think he means "I want OTHER PEOPLE to get cancer" is an equally possible interpretation. This reminds me of a Czech study, which apparently found that people smoking and dying young was good for the economy because it means less money spent on their care when they get older. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Finance_Balance_of_Smoking_in_the_Czech_Republic

[@maxngr]

“I mean, my eyes are nice“ - Me, when somebody asks me about my qualities

[@hexicsushi]

Not recommended at a job interview. In my experience.

[@BlueYoshi85]

😂😂😂

[@artofficial2]

She said it when I saw this

[@maritoguionyo]

Same

[@kkontra]

OMG. I'm your 2000th like.

[@JesusHasRisen1]

I admire your ability to sing so passionately about absolute nonsense.

[@appletree6898]

The sadness of "Toast." 💔😂🥺

[@d73w80]

Along with the physical gestures to compliment the ridiculous lyrics.

[@dionysus_adores]

Yeah it makes it even better

[@noelleenglish9019]

The Sounds of Toast.

[@Ace_Cow]

Yas

[@AgnessaMo]

"The man who recorded the song did not share this" Now let's tweet it to Paul Simon and see how he reacts

[@nadel0219]

I hope Malinda will do it! :D

[@huffgladtem7751]

Agnieszka M or art

[@SartorialDragon]

ha i wanted to make that joke too

[@shawnduffy1988]

Lol

[@roguishpaladin]

Honestly, you can't get salty if he doesn't retweet it. The song told him not to.

[@ashleys.5976]

"Read more on a suitable bus" Pretty much my life during college.

[@jamesslick4790]

Or my life in my 50's LOL!

[@wolflahti412]

"These words are like a silky whiskey" Now that's truly poetic.

[@LyleAshbaugh]

The most accurately translated verse! At least, from my (hic) perspective... 😜

[@k1tkat-kate]

It really is. Google does okay some times.

[@KC0FZZ]

I fall into ditches when I have silky whiskey too.

[@maxg2814]

Acctually I also like "people worship their worship and worship"

[@longtranbach5518]

OMG I like this but I don't want to cause it's at 777!!!

[@Dr_E_Yekley]

I love how "Disturbed the Sound of Silence" turned into "Break the Beep"

[@bunnysunnymew]

It's not by disturbed

[@Dr_E_Yekley]

@@bunnysunnymew disturbed THE sound of silence, I was referencing the lyrics not the cover artist. I've been listening to Simon and Garfunkel since high school.

[@darcieleboff5289]

Were you expecting 'no quiet noise'?

[@SwimmingSirena]

I love how it says, “people worship their worship and worship.”

[@frostythesnowmanlol]

404 not found 1!k3$

[@nameiswind9524]

Silence = *Toast* No wonder I stare silently at my toaster in the morning...

[@crimes2004]

And then I said to my mom who is closer to the toaster oven, "Break the beep!"

[@maxximumb]

@@plasmakitten4261 Silent toast? The Sound of Toast? Silently Toasting?

[@pandalion342]

Toasts are the silent protectors of this realm. Pass it on.

[@InsomniKaz]

You mean you stare toastly into your silence in the morning

[@denverbajio9752]

Lol

[@johnbower7452]

""He fell into the ditch", frankly not surprised after the whisky and wine.

[@lookimaweeb9269]

John Bower lololololololgvcvzc

[@7zee612]

toast

[@zukamimotu..2071]

150th like!

[@johnbower7452]

Thank you to everyone who liked the comment; just knowing it got a few chuckles made my day.

[@TaunellE]

It was too silky.

[@mk-themakening4448]

Peasants: "Disturb the sound of silence" Me, an intellectual: "break the beep"

[@notibutthespicegirls9372]

Shalom

[@leonineKelter]

Touche

[@biteyofbrackenwood]

When I say "All Good," I really mean: " booG llA. "

[@musicalchild5338]

Yess

[@Dougiewoof]

When is smoke alarm battery dies and it starts chirping.

[@CreeperKiller666]

"Hey, dark, hi! Let's Talk." It at least starts off reasonably close to the original, in terms of literal meaning.

[@unreal-the-ethan]

Include the _I said, "Dummies."_ line

[@koemi4427]

😂

[@marekmichalovic8711]

It sounds like a Vsauce intro

[@Benjamin1986980]

What I find amusing is that sound of silence is translated completely differently every time

[@davidbacioiu3009]

"Acupuncture for New Guinea"

[@freezestorm5414]

“My eyes are nice” Not wrong, Malinda, you precious bean.

[@cierraindeedy9625]

Yes The best youtuber is a bean I love beans What a perfect match You deserve an award

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Pretty little bean . Precious bean . WE NED TO PROTECT THE BEAN !!

[@senaahasan5182]

"Guards on, project the bean,now! Forces must be active, let the enemies fall in the ditches!" "But Bean Malinda, what if they breach the entrance to our base?" "It's ok, we have a surprise for them!" "Huh?" "As soon as that entrance is gone,they will see destruction coming towards them. Forces are waiting for them..."

[@smokejc]

@Margo Sayre no. help.

[@brittbailey4534]

Cierra Mantle what about the potatoes?

[@Sciguy95]

"The man who recorded the song did not share this" Actually he did, he put it on youtube.

[@GumSkyloard]

@Isla Ross Here's the real twist, she was talking about Simon and Garfunkel! After all, they didn't share Malinda's video, did they? HA!

[@GumSkyloard]

@Isla Ross They're the original guys who created The Sound of Silence.

[@BeilaGamanra]

@@GumSkyloard but did they share it?

[@leetlebob8203]

@@BeilaGamanra they didn’t post this video

[@xstatic-ow5mz]

Capitalist corporate giants like Google need to banned. Bernie Sanders said they are exploiting workers. Google serves the MAGA capitalist agenda

[@aestevalis0]

"But these words are like a silky whisky." Now that is a beautiful sentence.

[@johanfagerstromjarlenfors]

You know you have a close relationship with the darkness when ”hello darkness my old friend, i want to talk with you again” have changed to ”hey dark, hi! Let’s talk!”

[@Ylemonade]

This version is like what the original turns into after you've been talking to that dark too long and just went mad.

[@starnightfall]

Wait im have a oc (og charader) named dark

[@pinkcowqueen]

I want to like but it's at 666

[@Ceu.Noturno]

"Thousans of millions of transformers, perhaps more" that escalated quickly

[@freazyknight]

This part killed me.

[@christiandietz6341]

Roflmao!

[@gmirwin]

Autobots, translate poorly and roll out!

[@emma-di5ly]

Nietez Dionísio so many transformers

[@jay.theoutsider]

*ROLL OUT*

[@christiandietz6341]

Aside her angelic voice, this girl possess a will of steel to not burst into a laugh riot! Thank you, made my day!

[@bamboozledan]

Especially when she said 'I like cancer'.

[@rembrandt972ify]

She probably had to reshoot the "I like cancer" shot at least 5 times.

[@benheinz8817]

You aren't seeing how many takes it took, though...

[@blue-tb2fd]

After a few takes maybe haha

[@Poodleinacan]

She laughed enough when first reading it. There are also cuts between the verses.

[@Doomted90]

"A funny voice. Toast." Nailed it. But for real that was hilarious and well produced! Thanks!

[@jacobwilks9204]

"But these words are like a silky whiskey." You wanna know why? Cuz Google Translate is drunk

[@detectivestudios7699]

"People worship their worship and worship" put that on a T-shirt.

[@vickymitchell5707]

Yes I'd wear that

[@quinn1679]

Google translate got in trouble for too many Satan references, so a saint sat on Malinda's head.

[@detectivestudios7699]

@@quinn1679 But he takes you to the pasta.

[@wolfgangricklefs2938]

best part of the whole translation

[@bzboy21]

@@detectivestudios7699 But it's the horror filled pasta!

[@Scott_Burton]

After watching a few of these Google translate fails... I am pretty confident that Google translate has a drinking problem.

[@Chokah]

It was going through a really rough patch for a while.

[@Fuchsschwester]

It also has no clue of geography and some pretty weird sexual fantasies 😨 as well as a tendecy towards violence 🥴.

[@midnightsparkle3276]

@@Fuchsschwester not to mention it's probably also a satanist

[@Fuchsschwester]

@@midnightsparkle3276 Now that you DID mention it... You are right 😱😈😜.

[@liara2522]

I feel like Google Translate is a drinking suicidal geographer with existential crisis, and I kinda understand him

[@KiraMermaid]

I'm starting to think Google Translate is secretly an alcoholic

[@sparrowflyaway]

Or it just wants her to be XP

[@Chokah]

Nah, just stoned out of its server.

[@koolkitty108]

_"wine"_ and then later _"whiskey"_

[@leaf7392]

If it translates Turtle are nice into a phrase about skill, idk what google translate is

[@Campingrobot]

@@leaf7392 I like turtles :)

[@InventorZahran]

"People listening to dog" "The dog told me to kill the radio!"

[@Generatrix]

Oml true

[@communistpooch9430]

Good reference

[@tomm04471]

I just saw a guy looking for you, I think his name was Alastor? Don't worry, I'm sure he's a nice guy, I mean, he was quite willing to strike a deal of some sort..

[@nunaalsoknownasohare6388]

Son of Sam moment

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

Facebook knows the driver radio.

[@uula.]

"But these words are like a silky whiskey" Now thats poetry

[@artrimes3263]

My dogs name is Whiskey, guess what I am

[@Alpostpone]

Found my hobo name

[@misterboombasticable]

@@artrimes3263 a boozer?

[@artrimes3263]

@@misterboombasticable no, ima nerd

[@johnruschmeyer5769]

More like something out of classic noir fiction.

[@DaveLH]

Ray Kurzweil: "By 2030 artificial intelligence will be so sophisticated that computers will exceed human intelligence and become sentient beings." Google Translate: "Hold My Silky Whiskey."

[@wwoods66]

That deserves more than a thumbs-up!

[@edwardzita3479]

Read more

[@sweetmemes1661]

@@edwardzita3479 on a suitable bus

[@corleyhh]

Thanks for the laugh.. and the wet desk, spilling my beer...

[@eduardogm8236]

10 years more to go..

[@hawktalon7890]

"Acupuncture for New Guinea" I don't know HOW that line even translated that way, but I'm crying of laughter.

[@koolkitty108]

I started crying of laughter at the transformers line and the single "toast."

[@hawktalon7890]

@@koolkitty108 The "toast" bit was golden, and the Transformers came completely out of left field lol

[@ScientistCat]

They need it because _there is no health insurance_

[@jeanne5941]

It sounds like the strangest campaign slogan ever.

[@Fireheartblue]

Okay but like is anyone gonna talk about how good her voice actually is?

[@ontheline3421]

Finally! Someone finally said something about this important topic of freedom to accupuncture in New Guinea. Thanks.

[@roysutherland9729]

But do they have health insurance?

[@alanr4447a]

@@roysutherland9729 They don't! That's what the song is all about...and toast, of course.

[@ArtfullPuffin]

I lost it at the “kaboom” 🤣 My laughing muscles have been broken once again Thnx so much Malinda!!!

[@NoArtisticLimitation]

Same here. XD

[@helenetrstrup4817]

I didn't see that one coming, so it got me as well xD

[@07syldatk]

Kabooooooooom❇️

[@TheAncardia]

"People listen to dog, dogs are often deaf" Only when you want them to bring the ball back :-D

[@DaveAlkema]

"Gulliver, let's go outside and go potty. Gulliver! Gulliver. I know you're not asleep, I can see your eyes moving. C'mon, let's go for a walk! Let's go outside! C'mon buddy!" *reaches for treats* "Oh...that's what it takes to get you out of bed? How are even this skinny?"

[@destinyyoung7347]

@@DaveAlkema Me as a dog.

[@bethanyshaltz8142]

Well. I never knew there was a this-shaped void in my life, but KZbin algorithms knew, and corrected the situation.

[@kerserzthescientist8899]

"Hey dark. Hi... Let's talk with the production of wine." Literally me being depressed and then getting drunk 😂

[@RaunienTheFirst]

Having a nice chat with your demons.

[@FNCVessel]

Why am i laughing so hard at this

[@GhostPuddle]

Wanna' like it, but don't wanna' break the 123 likes

[@kerserzthescientist8899]

@@GhostPuddle Lol. Like it, there's 197 now...🔥🙃😉

[@keysmasher.]

Underage me being depressed and getting drunk Lol no I'm a pure young kid and will not ever drink

[@cyan-wolfie117]

The sound of silence: Narrow streets of cobblestone Google Translate: *EXERCISE FOR YOU*

[@tepporeinikainen2413]

that's a hell of a workout if you're in a wheelchair

[@fosterdaddenis5835]

This is accurate! Because of Covid, I need exercise!

[@thomaskittock2866]

Trying to tell me something...

[@theo9952]

I don't know about other languages but the Greek translation, though not a 100% correct, is fairly decent.

[@sergevereecke680]

Google thinks of Paris-Roubaix and how to ruin your backside whilst biking over those cobblestones.

[@DABL-bt4lw]

"People listening to dog, dogs are often deaf" is kind of deep actually

[@jackdiddles4304]

r/im14andthisisdeep ?

[@drawdegalaxy9739]

Profound.

[@mayastewart1452]

wait.. that is so true omg

[@mayastewart1452]

(also lol i’m not 14.)

[@wanderinwolf3804]

just like "People worship their worship and worship" it doesn't get much deeper than that...

[@Slayer-88]

"The man who recorded the song did not share this" Me: I wonder why

[@firstnamelastname25437]

cause it was a woman not a man

[@elise_citrus]

"People worship their worship and worship." -Google Translate 2019

[@PriffyViole]

Modern Christianity in a nutshell.

[@RespectedGamer72]

"But the witch Thiana Gian seems to be a nice sky." Well.... it didn't even try with that one lol

[@raven4k998]

On a suitable Bus

[@scibanana3542]

*EXERCISE FOR YOU*

[@marlisemassey8550]

You should actually do a cover of this. Your voice sounded absolutely beautiful in this melody

[@alicebergonzi3802]

I agree!

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

+

[@corn7287]

+

[@ELSapp]

I agree.

[@dothedew1600]

I agree 100% she has an amazing voice!

[@jacksonashby7819]

Ok this sounds like she's having a conversation with her many personalities and it's fun to watch

[@ladiesgentswegothim]

"But these words are like a silky whiskey" "He fell into the ditches" As expected, yep

[@fezenclop363]

Too much silky whiskey will do that.

[@custard_paradox]

guess he was a snitch

[@erika89765]

“I would like cancer” Well... I’d say I’m concerned, but...

[@WildfireMagni]

Maybe she just wants a crab dinner?

[@4yza]

WildfireMagni Hopefully.. 😂

[@liviemillie6455]

Maybe that just means they want a crab dinner. Or their crush is a cancer.

[@07syldatk]

Oh, I would like a crab, guys

[@yourlocalnightcoreinactive]

rooooood XD

[@Balto123]

Stranger: So what's your favourite song? Me:... a suitable bus...

[@bvnnypiszz5694]

Help i read stranger as stranger things i think im obsessed

[@MimicoFlorido]

"Read more on a suitable bus." "Exercise for you." "Relax calmly." I just realized that despite the alcoholic tendencies Google Translate is trying to coax us into a healthier life style.

[@ethanch3011]

Except for wanting cancer...

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

And that satan stuff

[@peachymunmagenta]

Don’t follow GT’s mistakes

[@Ariel_is_a_dreamer]

This video has more health recommendations than the meditation one.

[@globalincident694]

They're not all good recommendations, but there are a lot of them.

[@bobapjok4241]

Whats always so great about these are the way she fits the lyrics in the right spots. So many times there are more or less words than the original and it''s put together so good to flow properly

[@StariaofDreams]

Me: Hey Dark. Dark: Hi, let's talk.

[@noam15A]

Hey Dark, I'm Dad.

[@sunneeknight4814]

With the production of wine

[@kidcat7864]

Conversation with Dark Schneider?

[@voi3077]

I seriosly know a person who is called Dark.

[@reginabillotti]

@@kidcat7864 Or with Dark Helmet?

[@Your_Future_Overlord]

"Relax calmly" Instructions unclear, lit the dining room on fire

[@carsonfujita-turnbull4549]

This is fine.

[@eirienevenstar]

I feel this on a spiritual level! I'd also happily wear it on a tshirt.

[@tiredbonsai8933]

@@carsonfujita-turnbull4549 😂

[@Rhaiden626]

"This is an asmr channel now" thoughhjhh

[@GamePandaXXL]

DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTOTHEGOBLETOFFIRE he asked *calmly*

[@dev_face2edge_com]

She could be singing anything and I would not care. I love her voice.

[@johnorr8094]

This world needs more songs about toast.

[@andrewvelonis5940]

We like bread and butter

[@VikingScion]

Just search for "Toast - Streetband" here on YT. 😉

[@MidnightDragon420]

“Hey, dark, hi.” Me, greeting my depression when I feel it approaching.

[@mavairick]

when "oh, hi marc" become "oh, hi dark"

[@WilliamPitcher]

And that pretty much is the meaning of 'Hello darkness my old friend.'

[@snickle1980]

3:26 That was honestly the saddest bite of toast i've EVER seen. You made that toast TRAGIC!

[@denisa_the_jedi]

"I'm not going to stop the beep. I'm going to break the beep" - Google Translate 2019

[@StoryMing]

…That made me think, ‘You Can’t Stop the Beat’ (from Hairspray) might be a good song to google translate ifMalinda ever gets back to doing more of these…

[@oxcart4172]

She should do a proper version of this! She has a beautiful voice!

[@taegan2349]

I completely agree omg it would be gorgeous!! i mean, this is an absolute MASTERPIECE but like yeah.... XD

[@omniglot]

She has at: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4GriIVvYr5nbbs

[@WinxAliNelCielo]

And now she did

[@alexhornewer8396]

*Hey, dark, hi* *Let’s talk* Me greeting my depression at 2 am

[@denverbajio9752]

Ye

[@gabi4205]

Yup, underrated comment

[@kerserzthescientist8899]

Too accurate😂😭

[@stuffstuff137]

Yeah...

[@tatarosgaming3176]

Yes

[@jochanxwretch]

Her: Toast Me: ...dooo iiiiit... Her: *chomp* Me: Excellent

[@musicalchild5338]

Ikr

[@tubegamingmastermind2584]

I did the same thing LOL.

[@wallaroo1295]

That was a nibble.

[@NerdyAngel1989]

I just got here but I gotta say I too wanted her to eat the toast.

[@leoyori9829]

I WANT TOAST NOW

[@erviatangerine5108]

the studio: how many sequels for Transformers do you want? Michael Bay "Thousands of millions of Transformers, perhaps more"

[@graceslade9408]

Transformers invading every country in the world 😁

[@markwilken2492]

All jokes aside, you’re voice is phenomenal! Keep bringing us these!

[@wordscapesgod]

“I would like cancer.” “Would you though?” That got me.

[@Ghost_Legacies]

"I would like cancer." "...would you though?" 😂

[@stardustartist]

What about the zodiac sign?

[@Ghost_Legacies]

@@stardustartist good point

[@Mike-xh1mr]

@@stardustartist Well, you can see zodiacs in the sky ... but i wonder what one could do with sticks against both of it.

[@ScientistCat]

But, there's no health insurance.

[@Mike-xh1mr]

@@ScientistCat Just for the guy who recordet the video. Poor guy.

[@jamiegould7951]

“I would like Cancer” Backing clones: side-eye intensifies...

[@stardustartist]

The zodiac sign

[@beardlessdragon]

You have an absolutely divine voice and you use it to make meme-y covers with completely incorrect lyrics? You're my hero

[@musix_9968]

Uncultured swine: Hello darkness my old friend Me, an intellectual: *Hey dark hi*

[@rodh1404]

That line actually translated surprisingly well, I thought. At least compared to the many other lines that had absolutely no relationship to their original version.

[@longleaf1217]

Why use many word when few word do trick?

[@gswcooper7162]

@@longleaf1217 Also the second line "I've come to talk with you again" reducing to "Let's talk". Says it all, with 75% less wordage! xD

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

-Hello darkness my old friend- *HEY, DARK, HI*

[@minhkhatran2030]

that somehow pretty accurate, lol

[@nitsuj8100]

I loved it when people worshiped their worship and worship. Worshipping is fun with worships and worshipers who worship worships. Worship doesn’t sound like a word anymore...

[@Xervolmao]

*LET'S TALK*

[@flamefriends3842]

Oh hi, Mark!

[@p4ndal0ver66]

@@flamefriends3842 That's literally the first thing I thought of when I heard that.

[@raoul22]

Your eyes really *are* nice! Also, accupuncture for New Guinea people.

[@TheExecutorr]

It is a toilet, though.

[@raoul22]

@@TheExecutorr Correct indeed.

[@Dougiewoof]

When Oprah takes a trip to New Guinea....... and you get acupuncture and you get acupunctureand you get acupuncture...... Acupuncture for everyone

[@tristanwhite6211]

Toast

[@raoul22]

@@tristanwhite6211 Yes.

[@lukecat3825]

You have a very beautiful voice. Even without the humor of the translation, it was a pleasure to listen to you.

[@acetrainerkat]

And now I need a shirt that just says 'Toast'. Little to no context is fun

[@katiegriffitts4311]

Agreed

[@andirichards7371]

Ace Trainer Kat random does not equal funny

[@missysimpson4630]

andi richards fun

[@helio3928]

@@andirichards7371 Welcome to the internet.

[@graceslade9408]

A shirt to wear at breakfast time 😁

[@lianneh2655]

Nobody: Only me: Nobody at all: 0:45 ‘READ A BOOK PEOPLE’ - Malinda 2019 Edit: How'd 500 people like this?!

[@lillianmagee7198]

YES

[@Fireflies_Bethel]

500 people have a sense of humor.

[@captain_kadaver]

Toast. No more questions, your honor.

[@captain_kadaver]

@EternallyLostBoy Kinda... unintended, but alright :D

[@nbrowser]

Ok this one I couldn't stop laughing at...funny as hell lyrics professionally delivered...how you kept it together is beyond me!

[@keysmasher.]

I love all the alcohol references. Also, "People worship their worship and worship."

[@writers_block2903]

What, you don't worship your worship and worship? *peasant.*

[@asquib1620]

"Toast." -Google Translate 2019

[@thesarayahsis]

CiaraCupcakeGamer O'Neill 😂😂😂😂

[@madmouse1016]

"I would like cancer" Suicide, but not suicide

[@gunalx]

The Ai is trapped translating and want to die

[@leelove6722]

See?

[@tpopeye.firefighter1106]

To be honest cancer not a joke but whatever I'm not here to judge are criticize it's not my place (!!)

[@YellowSkarmory]

r/suicidebywords

[@artrimes3263]

My grandpa fought and survived cancer twice, and now he has it again

[@mikejones9080]

Your facial expressions are priceless! I don't know how you can get through these translations without falling down laughing. I love you! Please continue with these videos.

[@tylercurtis342]

You're so great, these videos always make me smile 💕💕

[@Lorinissa-]

2:59 Can someone tell me how "To the neon god they made" turns into "Acupuncture for New Guinea"??? How???

[@Jessica_Szoke]

'Tis one of the mysteries of the universe... (lol)

[@Chokah]

This is the same thing that turned "This is Halloween" into "State of Arizona".

[@StrazdasLT]

both are false beliefs.

[@thegamingteen4447]

Neon has its name based off the Latin word for new. The rest of the translation is a complete mystery.

[@Lorinissa-]

@@thegamingteen4447 Interesting!

[@imanrashid3007]

"I wore my hair and changed the oil" got me😂😂😂😂😂 Btw love you :)

[@RAIIBARU]

Nah. *Break The Beep* DUMMIES

[@edh9999]

Better this than the reverse I suppose.

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Never underestimate a woman who does her own car maintenance.

[@elvii75]

Just don't change your oil to wd40.

[@TheRealJackOfTrades]

I mean, *her* eyes are nice!

[@LuneAnimations]

HOW DOES SHE KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE!?!?!?!?! IM CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!

[@JordanMears-m1q]

Doublethink & the power of editing.

[@StoryMing]

Plus probably lots of repetition.

[@darlenedilig7284]

"Relax calmly" The best advice I had today.

[@estudiordl]

First 30 seconds: WTF is this. Then: i don't care, her voice is perfect. Finally: subscribed.

[@ThunderStruck15]

Literally. Exactly how this went down for me too. Literally!

[@sumod1669]

People take the lyrics of songs and translate them into a whole bunch of languages through Google translate, and then translate them back into English, and then the lyrics come out... well, not quite the same... then she sings it with the messed up lyrics.

[@shrewdthewise2840]

@sumod1 Thanks for the explanation. I wasn't sure what they'd done here but didn't wanna feel dumb by asking in the comments 😂

[@donatist59]

Welcome aboard. She is amazing!

[@4yza]

Literally most dogs: have really good hearing abilities Google Translate: BuT ThEy ARe oFtEn DeAf

[@snufkin13823]

Google Translate* But yes this is hilarious omg

[@4yza]

Dogs: *a m I a j o k e t o y o u?*

[@queenofshred]

I read somewhere that 1 in 5 dalmatians are born deaf, due to inbreeding.

[@jdjdfg431]

It’s actually true

[@4yza]

queenofshred That’s so sad :(

[@Itealic]

"Relax calmly" *Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

[@siryes]

Now be tired exhaustedly

[@najrenchelf2751]

Beyond the mask of comedy, I sometimes forget how well Malinda can sing! 😍😍😍😍

[@pravijarajesh]

YOU GOT A ❤️, WHY DIDN'T I

[@najrenchelf2751]

Pravija V P, I‘ve discovered that if you want creators to see your comment you need to comment EARLY otherwise it will just drown in the Avalanche of comments, especially on a channel that has such a big and dedicated fanbase. 😊

[@firstclaw1]

Yes, Malinda can make any garbage lyrics sound sweet. Maybe that is one of her secrets. 😆

[@IceCrystal130]

You just turned darkness into hilariousness! I died laughing

[@kifton9064]

I would like the comment but its currently at 100 likes and it's just so perfect 😂

[@quinn9037]

"I would like cancer" "He will worship his worships" "Acupuncture for new Guinea" "It is a toilet and a funny voice. Toast" 😂 I almost spat my water!

[@flipadup1234]

Me: thinking of complimenting Malinda’s eyes “I mean, my eyes are nice” Me: WHAAAAAAAAA-

[@John73John]

"My eyes are nice" -- Very true. Maybe Google Translate knows something after all. You should do Tubthumping by Chumbawumba

[@gameq2891]

"Murder and explosion" yep that line broke me hahahah🤣

[@connorperkins2686]

"Break the beep" *running around with a bat* WHERE'S THE BEEP

[@raven4k998]

would you like some cancer??

[@KSPAtlas]

Try your alarm clock

[@raven4k998]

@@KSPAtlas I have an alarm clock that's news to me where is it exactly?

[@lusq600]

*BEEP*

[@supernayandragon2496]

in mongrel, usually.

[@SophieRo_]

The emotion and harmonizing was amazing. lol *This was very moving and inspirational.* EDIT: I keep watching it every once in a while.... and the emotion is just beautiful. Especially in the word, "Dummies"

[@d2factotum]

Am I the only one who'd really like to hear you sing the proper lyrics to this? I think your voice would suit the song amazingly well.

[@edwardkaf9336]

Paul Simon:Disturb the sound of silence Google translate: BrEaK tHe BeEp ._.

[@ketyko9533]

"This is a typical night" "Relax calmly" This is what we need to hear right now😢

[@michaelsegal3558]

Sometimes I would be having a bad day and be in a bad mood but when I see one of Malinda’s Google Translate videos it always makes me laugh and I feel better

[@kayleenlong2527]

Malinda: "..already complicated lyrics of Sound of Silence..." Leonard Cohen: *laughs in Hallelujah*

[@artyraven]

“people listening to doog” “dogs are often deaf” *seems legit*

[@Alienerdz]

Me: **sees "read more" in the lyrics** Me: Just like the comment section!

[@Ghost_with_Bow]

Read a book dude

[@LilacJiah]

Same

[@GoLD-ec1bw]

I have a good joke that relates to the video *Read More*

[@tanktheturtle_8388]

Same

[@sanya1010100]

@@GoLD-ec1bw I suggest fixing it, because "m" shouldn't be capitalised. *Read more*

[@Danka42]

"Fools, said I, you do not know" becomes "I said, dummies!" and i think this is where internet peaked.

[@justagerman140]

Awesome! People: I'm afraid that A.I. may take over the world. Google translate: hold my beer

[@gallifreychloe3297]

You: I'm afraid that A.I. may take over the world. Google Translate: Patient transportation.

[@RR-qv8uz]

🤣

[@hidekiryuga9767]

@divorcedme ...And then Alestorm came here to drink it's beer. That's how the world was saved.🙏

[@hidekiryuga9767]

@divorcedme Hehehe... You know them? Do you know magnetic north's music video? :)

[@hidekiryuga9767]

@divorcedme Probably a parody of lady gaga's "telephone", if you watched magnetic norths music video...

[@elsandstorm8997]

"Thousand of millions transformers, perhaps more " best lyrics in her song.

[@IsaacNicholls]

Break the beep I said, "Dummies" KZbin demonetisation in a nutshell