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[@leventemucsi9547]

"I hope Google Translate confuses you" Now we see Google Translate's true colors

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..

[@siamvat]

Ohh! It was black and white all along!

[@taliafisher1048]

Yes. A thousand times yes

[@ns.kha29]

@@gray815 thanks for suggestion! Watching him rn

[@gray815]

@@ns.kha29 your welcome hope your liking his video so far.

[@leventemucsi9547]

"For the fear of garlic" Didn't know Google Translate is ran by vampires

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

@@Memecious shut

[@Gardiled]

@@Memecious no

[@wootwoot5486]

That'd explain the confusion then

[@chandlerg]

lol or is one?

[@megwilcox5946]

“be careful not to eat. personally, this is a struggle.” two sentences never described me better.

[@catsfromplanethalf-asleepc9728]

Be careful not to go too far. This is a war.

[@ElementalDomino2007]

Me too, but without the egg part

[@otterwithadarkside4422]

I hope you are ok!

[@alexholley2712]

@@otterwithadarkside4422 I am, but are you? (Just checking 😉)

[@otterwithadarkside4422]

@@alexholley2712 Right now, yes

[@martinwolf7800]

Give this woman a gold! No, seriously, do it. She won't stop spinning otherwise...

[@miraculous_lady_noir2179]

Underrated comment.

[@martinwolf7800]

@@miraculous_lady_noir2179 Fate of late commenters... thank you :)

[@cosmox1x]

Does anyone have a gold flag though???

[@elisabethsun7059]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@mauricethomas2619]

How is spinning a world record..?

[@RodyTheRoad]

"Hi, hello, I like breakfast" describes me accurately when I wake up

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..

[@sc_ken8045]

@@Memecious shut

[@sakurafalls2468]

@@Memecious up

[@youngtoonfish6891]

Also: First things: Coffee It will get better soon. That pretty much sums up me in the morning 😅

[@michaelz.7140]

that's my girlfriend

[@Oddmartian2]

Love how GT ended up giving up on cooking and just bought breakfast lol

[@robinchesterfield42]

That'd totally be me. :P

[@conlon4332]

Hilarious!

[@rosettasilvermist]

GT understands me

[@amdyblade2245]

Not trying to be the r/woooooosh comment, but the lore of this video seems to be that google translate bot stole it and gave it to the translation.

[@pai-tsuhi1131]

Yeah. 😅

[@TheReadingWerewolf]

The fact that google translate actually ended up with an edible meal is a great stride for it

[@lillycirn]

And it’s so relatible too!

[@muhammadrafay8441]

It ordered the meal though

[@maudglazbrooke1287]

@@muhammadrafay8441 it's google! That's what it does! lol

[@danieldabloxgamer9205]

In this case, turning Google Translate into a real vacation is a big step.

[@Aentitious]

2:24 "and take nothing" *proceeds to take luggage*

[@alessandro5932]

The bag is empty

[@fandomsfan1]

@@alessandro5932 Yes, but it's still something.

[@maxifire32]

is it still something if it was empty? maybe the luggage was an illusion and it doesn't exist

[@XGalaxy_CatX]

Yeahh- I think we're over thinking a bit...

[@eric_moore-6126]

​@@alessandro5932but she packed everything

[@Krokador]

"First things first: coffee" Google: "It will get better soon." Isn't that the point? Haha

[@user-oh7mk2yw4t]

Google Translate says ironically

[@mcmptn]

I can just picture that as the advertising slogan for Folger's or Maxwell House or something. "Coffee: It will get better soon."

[@kartingman5961]

How Google Translate always seems to get the point is beyond me

[@Veeveebear]

Lol

[@DennisBillington]

The coffee won't cry.

[@meaganbailey5672]

"I hope Google Translate confuses you" is the most self-aware thing that's ever appeared in these videos

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

Exactly! After all, that's the point!

[@simianto9957]

how does this work?!?! why does it get weird

[@croissant2951]

@@simianto9957 because some words in other languages mean many different stuff.

[@unchaineddefender]

Oh...one time I was just translating "kikikiki......" from Malay into English (doesn't work anymore, and Google Translate said, "Do you want your computer to have a problem?"

[@galixy_gacha5926]

Yeah

[@wanderingweirdo2169]

"Now, I will take my favorite biscuits and THROW THEM AWAY." Did anybody else laugh till they cried at this one? 😂

[@corriehingston6744]

The funny thing is, those "biscuits" look like scones to me (I'm British) 🤣

[@hyzmarie]

@@corriehingston6744cause they’re an American South thing. Other cultures don’t really have similar fluffy biscuits. In the US, British “biscuits” are cookies

[@thanostheclub]

America's answer to the scon/scone problem - call them biscuits! ;)

[@adventureswithaurora]

🤣 Yes.

[@partyygutz]

I love the look on her face once she says; "for the fear of garlic"

[@BigRockyGaming]

I look when she says no herbs and the add fresh herbs daily

[@prestokrevlar]

I love that "You can add fruit or chocolate if you want" stayed.

[@graciel.7500]

IKR XD

[@maxifire32]

i was expecting it to become "fruit chocolate" or "add your wanted you"

[@omgitgiovanni]

FRRR LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@leventemucsi9547]

Pickle and Jalapeño ice cream sounds like someone's craving during pregnancy

[@mitchweiner]

I’d eat it… 😃

[@callistopaws]

@@mitchweiner .

[@chandlerg]

lol

[@thepretzel2]

I've been to an ice cream restaurant that has (intermittently) jalapenos flavored ice cream. I've never had it because I'm not one for something THAT spicy, so I cant say how it tastes but I've asked and the servers have said it gets sold a decent amount.

[@Tetsumia]

@@mitchweiner are YOU prengan?

[@Confusion372]

"Hi, hello, I like breakfast" Same, GT. Same

[@Eabnormalon]

2:48 Got me into tears NOT ONLY THE TRANSLATION IS HILARIOUS ENOUGH BUT YOU DOING THE "BREAK IT" ACTION GOT ME DYING.

[@wacasommerfell469]

"Do you think tomorrows delicious protein food will kill you for me?" We all knew: googel had those plans XD

[@thijsbakker9799]

That's why they recommended ordering breakfast

[@Azii_lol]

Google

[@chandlerg]

XD

[@robinchesterfield42]

"Breakfast is made of PEOPLE!"

[@PenguinEye]

Don't get killed, use duckduckgo ;)

[@82dorrin]

"The coffee and funeral page is in French" That's such a mood...

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..

[@pmmarquillero9022]

Your comment made me remember that the word wand is baguette in french, how I wish Harry Potter was in french and translated to English and just wait for the scene were Harry chose his wand . . . :)

[@belalabusultan5911]

is that what Noire films are all about?

[@chandlerg]

Lmao 🤣

[@juliodaguy]

@@Memecious shut it.

[@trishoconnor2169]

I was laughing so hard, my cat woke up, walked over, and started purring loudly at me as if to calm me down. Man, I miss seeing new videos come out on this channel.

[@bloob11]

Google translate talking in 3rd person about itself is the best thing

[@Orange9098ItsOrangewithContent]

1:07 Imao the original transcript is the parent preparing the food and Google Translate acted as a kid with tantrums

[@chandlerg]

XD

[@juliodaguy]

Lol I saw you in a Warioware Smooth Moves video.

[@stellanovaluna]

lol truuuee

[@sillypplproductions2]

I like how the end of the video supports this idea 😂

[@Andreasistrans]

Exactly!

[@sakurafalls2468]

I love how Google Translate is obsessed with food, but doesn't want to actually make it lmao.

[@mondiramaji791]

Omg perfect description 😂😂😂

[@slainedale8032]

And it gives up and orders some instead.

[@appelofdoom8211]

Mood tbh.

[@pai-tsuhi1131]

Yeah, mood.

[@Z_purple_Z]

Sounds like me

[@battletapesrecording]

“I pack everything, throw the cardboard, and take nothing!” Lol I died 😂😂😂

[@milasmith8470]

I love the part: When you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast. And put it on the end of the table. Also, you should totally put tangled tv series songs through google translate! I did it and it turned out hilarious

[@JarrodMFinn]

"First things first, coffee" translating to "It will get better soon" is the most real and hilarious thing I've heard in quite a while.

[@bessieburnet9816]

Yeah, exactly

[@wingsofboi2409]

Very true

[@MaskedDeath_]

The former is the narrator, the latter is your inner thoughts

[@swanz998]

yes(lol).

[@louiswebster7839]

“be careful not to eat. personally this is a struggle” google translate describes gen z in a nutshell

[@twosixtwosixfivetwo]

i feel personally attacked by this comment

[@izurukamukura6653]

Actually, everyone. Regardless of generation, if you don’t eat, you will die. Which, would be a struggle.

[@Cheetahgirl_Studios]

I think “WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” and “Hi hello I like breakfast” also sums us up pretty well.

[@justsomerandompersononthei5087]

I‘m currently trying to lose weight and probably ate too much already. Google translate getting relatable over here.

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

Well, then, stop eating so much, Zoomer, unless you wanna get fat.

[@neo.sapphirre_skies]

"When you're ready to do the work... Buy your breakfast" that's really relatable 😂😂

[@Gg-nj2yf]

Malinda is who we want to be. Google Translate is who we are.

[@josiahtaylor7967]

Lol true

[@weirdo1599]

"Do you think tomorrow's delicious protein food will kill you for me" Ahhh....I hope not...

[@lavender.latte_23]

Bold of you to assume that I'm going to eat anything tomorrow thanks to this -

[@chandlerg]

lol 😆

[@adrs1380]

With that many eggs, it might.

[@R.M.MacFru]

With my triglycerides, it could very well do so.

[@bwpeterson2780]

Well? Did it kill you?

[@adventurerwithacoolhat2531]

“I drink coffee so don’t wait too long or the coffee won’t cry” *Agreed. The coffee won’t be the one crying if you wait too long.*

[@johnruschmeyer5769]

I'm not sure I understand why Google Translate thinks that bitter coffee will cry as opposed to... I don't know... seek revenge?

[@OsScratchMaker]

If you stay a long time, do not cry.

[@adventurerwithacoolhat2531]

@@johnruschmeyer5769 I waited too long and I was panicked when I was not getting any sleep.

[@warriorofdramaclan8107]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Froggycolouring]

I like the way it implies that the coffee is already crying and thats what GT wants

[@royalemeraldbuilder5058]

Anybody else think Malinda is somehow pouring water straight through the table at 0:35?

[@user-ty7ko1jx2d]

she has to sing "we dont talk about bruno"

[@c.w.r.794]

I’m imagining this as a sketch about two college roommates trying to get along and they make breakfast together, but one of them is too impatient and has to do everything now! Only- she’s blindfolded and drunk.

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

@@Memecious you.

[@cierelie]

Well you just made my brother terrified of college

[@exoticfnafplex]

@@Memecious SHUT UP BOT

[@IrishElf]

If I was blindfolded it wouldn’t make a difference because I’m already blind

[@seeoh33]

Billie Eilish will be sad you threw the biscuits away. She spent ages making them.

[@Fuchsschwester]

Nice one 😂👍🏻.

[@fezenclop]

Very good! 😄

[@bessieburnet9816]

🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@SwagPizza]

THIS COMMENT IS PERFECTION!!! XD

[@Cycloon16]

poggers

[@bekgerk]

I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away! Had me laughing so hard😂

[@krissp8712]

3:36 I love how she just puts her elbows into the milk lol

[@corinagibson7387]

I love how much energy you put into the Google translate version

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..

[@exoticfnafplex]

@@Memecious NO

[@Jackie-cw7qz]

I’d say in both 🤣

[@Horizqn_]

@@MemeciousNope, just nope

[@kristhedumbass6281]

@@Memecious kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZTXoKdqeZebmMk

[@Edward-it9cr]

"Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle." mood :(

[@robbymounce2676]

That awkward moment when you FORGET that the Google Translate MALINDA and the REGULAR MALINDA are the SAME PERSON………..… lol! LOVE YOU, MALINDA!

[@dandidoobread]

i came to check if anyone in the comments was asking for encanto songs and i did not expect this many comments about it

[@oscarhuntproductions]

"It will get better soon" The pandemic in a nutshell.

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

*2021 You watching this in the past somehow?

[@oscarhuntproductions]

​@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess Yeah, correcting the comment as we speak.

[@aman_01ahmad33]

it wont get better soon

[@jenellsaphid]

Ugh. The amount of times I have heard this...

[@oscarhuntproductions]

@@jenellsaphid Right? For me, it's the amount of times I have had to say this to myself to maintain my sanity.

[@tishthefishn]

Google Translate is that one thing everyone needed but never knew that they did.

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E ..

[@adventurerwithacoolhat2531]

Yep. It makes everything better!

[@simianto9957]

I dont get how it works... she translates it and it gets weird?? help 😭

[@Real-MemmeB]

“WE HAVE TO EAT NOW” describes 90% of my personality.

[@erinsy13]

I did this with Blank Space, and it was really weird and funny. “You can tell me when it’s over” turned into: “Please tell, me the story of them big puppies” lol

[@hannahwilliams5681]

"After 4 minutes, I shook my head a bit and fell to the ground." -me at work lmao

[@loonylovegood2.073]

"The Coffee won't cry" But i will. Because of laughter.

[@thierryeubanks3586]

same Luna, same

[@skythesimp8656]

Google translate aside: I'm impressed how much effort you put into making breakfast. I normally just eat cereal or if I'm really motivated pancakes (which isn't very often)

[@augustaguayo-hernandez57]

Good rhymes 1:40

[@NeevTHM]

Ice-cream shops trying to promote their most obsolete flavours: I also recommend pickle and jalapeño ice-cream.

[@AlinaAniretake]

Ah yes. The ice cream that literally can make you DIE. What a way you start a day)

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

EEEEWWWW!!!!!! XD

[@markmcpheters]

¡¿jalepAño?!

[@mikeysorrentino8480]

“Fear of garlic” Is Google Translate a vampire?

[@autocorrecter999]

I guess so?

[@conspirasister5945]

It’s like Malinda is a mother and Google Translate is her toddler who has no idea what’s going on but still wants to help.

[@carlottarobbins7005]

It's been a while since we got a new "Twisted Translations" video...given how popular "Encanto" is right now, who else wants to see translated versions of any of those songs?! :D :D

[@erinrimmer9878]

mum: get up me: no mum: i made your favourite food for breakfast me: "hi,hello, i like breakfast"

[@blazethespacenerd]

I love to start my morning off by eating coffee, egg pasta, floor water, reading a French funeral page, and making a mess.

[@no.1fanofbot]

*Dies of laughter*

[@that_one_libra419.9]

Omg, same!

[@billyboythedog9710]

Ummmmm delicious uhh

[@davidjockin6654]

Sounds good! I never made a Google translated American breakfast before, but maybe I should give it a try 🤤

[@kaeyabedilucsbrotherpls]

OOoooOooO FlOOR wATeR

[@EleIsEpic]

i think i google translated we Don't Talk About Bruno [page:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no But I didn't mention Bruno was my wedding day [Felix] this is our marriage [page:] we are ready There are no clouds in the sky [Felix] Clouds do not allow clouds in the sky [page:] Bruno was shocked [Felix] Implementation [page:] Can you tell me a good story? [Felix] Be patient, practice and walk [page:] "It caught our attention," Bruno said. [Felix] Have you told us before? [page:] fills my mind [Felix] erd girt [page:] marry the wind [Felix] What a beautiful day, but still here [Biebor Felix:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no We are not talking about Bruno. [punk:] There you live in fear of adults who can't blow up Bruno. I often hear you cry I tied it to the sound of sand, h-h-h Severe weight gain and high blood pressure Abella and her family are always sad This was not a prophecy he had never heard before. Information [More:] A pair of sandals with shoes It was all black when you said your name Yes, she saw your dream when she shouted (hello). [Camillo Page:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no [punk:] on on [Camillo Page:] We are not talking about Bruno. [punk:] We are not talking about Bruno. Site Administrator 1: He said my fish would die the next day. [way:] on on Webmaster 2: He said he would give advice, as promised. [way:] on on Website Monitor 3: My hair is loose, look at my head [way:] Yonder! on on When you read your prophecy, you write a prophecy [Isabella:] He told me that my dream is life. For me, this is a one-day deal He tells me that I have no strength. It looks like a sack that encloses with a drawstring [every night:] That's right, on Via Mariano [punk:] Tell me that my dream is to become human It is impossible one click now I want to ask [Isabella:] Brother, I don't want your vote [punk:] Like now, but listen. as if listening now [Mirabel:] I'm Bruno the truth about Bruno What you really need to know about Bruno Benno, give me the truth and the truth. [More:] Isabella, your love is here [Miss Alma and Isabella:] So late [More:] The thickness of the rear tire is seven feet [page:] was my wedding day [Felix] this is our marriage [Isabella:] He told me that my dream is life. [punk:] Since childhood, he was afraid that Bruno would hit him. [More:] It was all black when you said your name [page:] We are ready, there are no clouds in the sky [Felix] Clouds do not allow clouds in the sky [Isabella:] I promised to be mine someday [punk:] I often hear you cry I tied it to the sound of sand, h-h-h [More:] On the right he sees your dream [page:] Bruno was shocked [Isabella:] He tells me that I have no strength. [punk:] Severe weight gain and high blood pressure [More:] marital patience [Felix] Implementation [page:] Can you tell me a good story? [Felix] So I'm very sorry [Isabella:] my face is very beautiful [punk:] Abella and her family are always sad This was not a prophecy he had never heard before. Information [every night:] That's right, on Via Mariano [page:] "It caught our attention," Bruno said. [Felix] Have you told us before? [More:] A pair of sandals with shoes [Isabella:] He told me that the life of my dream was promised to me and that one day it would become my life. [punk:] he said I didn't want anyone [page:] fills my mind [Felix] erd girt [More:] It was all black when you said your name [punk:] lock [More:] That's right- this is not true, it's not IT [page:] marry the wind [Felix] What a beautiful day! [Isabella and Dolores:] good good good [way:] He's here remember brown [Mirabel:] Did I mention Bruno? [way:] Tell Bruno [Mirabel:] I don't want to study *I don't know why I did this, I was just bored, I think :P*

[@beatriceretops]

Google translate: Add no herbs! Also google translate: For the fear of garlic, add flour and fresh herbs.

[@Heartwing37]

“Buy your breakfast and place it at the end of the table” is the only relatable thing Google translate offers me.

[@GjaP_242]

3:38

[@GjaP_242]

Although DeepL has only been around for a few years, it's already proven itself as a reliable alternative to Google Translate. Research on the two services has found that DeepL is more accurate than Google Translate in many cases - but, like many AI-powered tools, it may have a bias problem. Google search engine

[@pressleymoore6978]

Google translate had to resort to buying breakfast after all that mess.

[@Chimcharlover13]

We Don't Talk About Bruno translate version! Please, Malinda?

[@bamboo387]

"I put the eggs in a large bowl. Be careful not to eat"

[@Velociraptor2000]

" I then add my favorites spices" Such as spices The memories came... Gradually.

[@mysticqueen3551]

Watermelon

[@lowheadvarney158]

Every day, some new railway is found

[@cactus2678]

I like shapes

[@umalazoff4]

Lukashenko and Gradually watermelon return

[@kerriwolfton3195]

My conscience pressing rain 🌧

[@arwong222]

Google translate has it correct: “when you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast”. Yes.

[@HazzardEddard]

my favourite part about this is that google translate just ends up buying a premade breakfast lmao

[@randomstuff5676]

“We have to eat now!!!!!” That jumping was like a kid with a tantrum crying.

[@calvinpanda4023]

Literally everyone trying to wake up before their coffee: "It will get better soon."

[@GjaP_242]

2:47

[@bebber7129]

Speaking of breakfast... Google Translate makes Pop Tarts N=Normal T=Translated N:Hi, I am gonna make a pop tart today. T:Hello, I want to do a pop song today. N:First, go to the cabinet T:I'm going to the office first N:Second, Get a Pop Tart package from a Pop Tart box T:2. Download the pop-tart package from the window that opens N:Third, take the Pop tarts out of the foil T:3. Remove the tartar from the book below for Easter eggs N:Fourth, enjoy! T:Fourth, have fun! N:Well, bye! Wait.. is Google Translate making a mess? T:my child! my child! Wait ... are you happy with Google Translate?

[@sundeeprandhawa6007]

Yes, I am very happy

[@DarkSteve]

starts laughing so hard

[@galixy_gacha5926]

XD

[@vyronix5698]

*m y c h i l d*

[@PocketLint846]

Toriel is that you?

[@koolkitty108]

Only 20 seconds in and GT is already emo… 0:59 I don’t know what that means but it’s relatable

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

*don't wait too long cause the coffee won't cry 😔*

[@koolkitty108]

@@Hazelbazelwastaken I thought we were supposed to eat the coffee though 😤

[@VTPPGLVR]

“Personally, this is a struggle” 😂

[@darthsidious47]

"We have to eat now!" Every toddler right before a meal.

[@cuberman5948]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOL

[@NielsonLucas]

Technically true.

[@kristinathomas5890]

While you're cooking. And then the food is on the table and the kid won't eat.

[@lisacrawshaw]

“I hope Google translate confuses you.” Yes, it very much did confuse me.

[@davidgalan2140]

So I'm guessing the changes in the channel didn't turned out as good as she wanted

[@KadenzJade6447]

What happened?

[@thatbleepingfeminist]

Malinda, where did you go? You made a video four months ago, and then just kind of poofed out of existence as far as KZbin is concerned. I miss your videos, and I'm sure a lot of your other fans do, too. They always managed to make me laugh, no matter how bad my day might have been going. Please come back and make some more of them. I know I'm not the only one who enjoyed the crap out of them. Please??? 🙏🙏🙏

[@lucaspena6827]

We don't talk about bruno is coming soon!

[@slainedale8032]

Original: Hi, Malinda! It's nice to see you're still doing these because KZbin wouldn't be a better place without you here. And...it seems like Google Translate is REALLY crazy about breakfast and it seems like it isn't getting better, which I love. Also, I hope you enjoyed your breakfast, not the Google Translated one. Translated: Kaabo, Malinda. If you’re not here, KZbin isn’t a better place, so it’s a good idea. And ... Crazy Google Translate for breakfast couldn't be better. Also, I hope you enjoy breakfast, not in google translate one.

[@exoticfnafplex]

"Kaboo" XD

[@Murrlin27]

@@exoticfnafplex Bless you.

[@BumboMcJumbo]

@@Murrlin27 LOL

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

@@exoticfnafplex Kaabo to you too!

[@rehpicllib4745]

Kaboo to you all!

[@EskChan19]

"Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle." Very relatable...

[@aphroditeinamerica7242]

“First things first, coffee. IT WILL GET BETTER SOON” Accurate description of my mornings

[@robbymounce2676]

That awkward moment when you FORGET that the GTS Malinda and the REGULAR Malinda are the SAME PERSON……….… lol GREAT WORK AS ALWAYS, MALINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Matty_0917]

“Now onto the food!” -mom “WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” -Me who’s very hungry

[@GLM1209]

"I added milk and sugar and it was over!" "We have to eat now." god, google translate is getting aggressive

[@umalazoff5905]

Guys Malinda’s working on google translate sings we don’t talk about Bruno::)

[@lolalolz1653]

ooOOOoo

[@umalazoff5905]

@@lolalolz1653 yep! If you become a patreon you can find what she’s doing. I’m helping translate bc it’s a community translation:)

[@ns.kha29]

WAIT FR OMG I WANTED THIS SO BAD YESSS

[@lolalolz1653]

@@umalazoff5905 wOOw cool

[@mialouisesgaard8540]

"For the fear of garlic!" Google Translate is a vampire, confirmed

[@PlushiePoogle]

3:02 Yep, even Google Translate knew this breakfast would turn out.. not so nutritious.

[@Maskutti]

"I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away." Just got me laughing so hard.

[@pandaragons6388]

You should do "We Don't Talk About Bruno" from Encanto :]]

[@danielscoolvids1502]

YES PLS

[@pandaragons6388]

@Oggy last line is false

[@pandaragons6388]

@Oggy lol nevermind-

[@redberry6395]

My favorite thing about these videos is the contrast between the ordinary, slightly corny, by the books, normal version. And the chaotic, unhinged insanity of google translate

[@marbleanimations8134]

3:32 The Real Questions

[@cassiebarber4669]

0:06 me in the morning

[@user-pi2go7wv4j]

"Be careful not to eat. Personally this is a struggle." I agree.

[@swanz998]

I love how "I mix everything together so that my batter is still a little lumpy, not totally smooth." Translates to... "I pack everything, throw away the cardboard, and take nothing." (it's so funny ;D).

[@mosheackman6095]

I love how Malinda has made a whole ass brand from faulty translation software. Love your content, keep it up!

[@bogirostas7564]

Legends say Malinda is still looking for that biscuit in her apartment to this day

[@onlyone7417]

I MISS your videos!! Please dont stop!!

[@mazzy_ivy]

Not me watching this for probably the tenth time at this point and still laughing at everything “Next take a tray of milk from the pan, and center it and BREAK IT and leave the pancake …you can add fruit or chocolate if you want” is my favorite

[@in_saturn_valley]

"hello, hello, I like breakfast." "WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!!!" those are both relate to me on a deeper manner 😔

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

2:36 "It smells bad" LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THIS!!

[@mhisg]

Perfect! Only you continue please 🥺

[@cariissaavilla4353]

I remember watching you during my childhood days.. I'm so glad to see you again after so many years. Ur still so amazing

[@kdemetter]

1:46 "pickle jalapeno ice cream" That got my eyes tearing up, appropriately

[@davidjockin6654]

Honestly, I would love to try pickle jalapeno ice cream!

[@maisiemayhem6697]

@@davidjockin6654 O.O Bro I’m a furry and your weirder then me- o.o

[@davidjockin6654]

@@maisiemayhem6697 I may be a bit weird 😂

[@maisiemayhem6697]

@@davidjockin6654 y e s- Now youve made me wonder what it tastes like 😂

[@cosminandreimatei756]

​@@maisiemayhem6697 IT TASTES LIKE FEET 😂😂😂😂

[@SquawkyPenguin]

"I hope Google Translate confuses you." I'm happy to inform you that your hopes have proven fruitful. Also I kept staring at your elbow in the milk O.o

[@spidereye9940]

So glad to see she's making stuff again! best youtube channel ever.