Google Translated Memes

Google Translated Memes
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[@VaazkLShorts]

people REALLY wanted this video, so i got it done. DROP SOME IDEASSSS - also the flipflops are on their way (lobster ones) if you want to see them asap follow me on twitter, ill post them on there when they come (also ill include in a video) but itll be a random one which you might miss! ❤❤🔴🔴

[@Pooto...]

Vocaloid or fox memes?

[@user-ie9gr2up3v]

DAY 46 OF ASKING FOR ED EDD N EDDY MEMES

[@DTAM-Aviationshorts290]

Another KZbin comments memes

[@SMILEYFACE3412]

GREEK MYTHOLOGY MEMES. THIS IS THE 9TH TIME IVE ASKED FOR IT PLEASE

[@CallMeLoaf]

First like on ur comment VAAZKLE PLS SAY MY NAME

[@user-hk4oq9ff3q]

for the kyoto one, he said he didn't have a girlfriend so he just gave tickets to his mom and brought her there as a gift/enjoyment to have fun

[@CallMeLoaf]

phew…

[@Kasekaiser666]

That's so cute 🤧

[@NATER-TAINMENT]

Google translate is so unhinged sometimes like it’s -not even- funny

[@Autistic_Emperor]

Wow.. so inspirational.. I can’t stop the tears right now

[@catriamflockentanz]

Best Example: The Book of Mario Series

[@GunsAndAmmo3]

Hallo, willkommen bei Chili's (German) Hello, welcome to Chili's (English) Sawubona, wamukelekile kwaChili. (Zulu) Hola, bienvenido a Chile. (Spanish) Hallo, willkommen in Chile. (German) Salve, Chilo salve. (Latin) Hello, hello Chilo. (Final translation back to English) Lol

[@lukeflanagan1307]

An excerpt from The Great Gatsby, translated into every language on Google Translate then back to English: Wheat fields under the Swedish sun, windows grazing cows and goats, the beauty and peace of my mother [...] My car is waiting ... Tom, Gatsby, Daisy, Jordan and ... Turkey.

[@dgarrard100]

"Hippopotamus" also means "river horse", just in Greek.

[@varedna]

and the German for bat and turtle are flying mouse and shield toad

[@Shaanveer_Singh]

Hippopotamus is called "दरियाई घोड़ा" meaning "river horse" and "जल हस्ति" meaning "water elephant" in *Hindi*

[@lukevanamerongen5622]

5:52 “Hippopotamus” is Greek for “river horse”. The funny part is that when you abbreviate the name to just “Hippo”, you’re literally just calling it a horse. No context, just Greek horse

[@zircon256ua]

8:34 is a plutonium sphere meant to be used in a bomb. The guy who touched the container with a tool died of radiation poisoning

[@kattphloxworthych]

Also called the "Demon Core". RIP, Louis Slotin. What happened was he accidentally let the hemisphere of beryllium slip and completely enclose the plutonium sphere, causing it to go prompt critical, showering Slotin with an enormous dose of radiation. He would die some nine days later.

[@zircon256ua]

@@kattphloxworthych ah, so that's what and how it happened

[@kattphloxworthych]

Yeah, he was using a screwdriver to vary the amount of coverage the beryllium hemisphere was giving to regulate the amount of radiation that would be emitted. Apparently, he skipped a few safety protocols to make this work. With a lapse in safety measures comes a lapse in safety. And as Paul Harvey has said at times, now you now... the rest... of the story.

[@hegpxl]

The cockroach probably became a mid-level cursed object by now...

[@povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep]

"A visitor? Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough."

[@thedefier3122]

he became, like, the sealed vessel

[@ZOMBiFOX13]

0:12 Michael, don't leave me here!

[@jonathanmulligan4339]

Michael!

[@rohitchandran4471]

No Miachel! No, no Miachel, that was so not right

[@RockChunk]

2:02. As a massive bubble tea fan I can confirm that I was laughing on the floor. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fueyo2229]

3:42 in Asturian it's "God's little dog"

[@thejavi2912]

I've been watching this guy for weeks now and I just realized he uploads full videos...my afternoon is all the sudden booked haha

[@lucienarcos-palma3834]

vaazkl not knowing of the demon core is one of the most unexplained fenomenom on this earth

[@_reddpaprika_]

Business goose.

[@fueyo2229]

5:16 in Spanish it's the same, it's Bob Esponja and Patricio Estrella, but "Calamardo" Lol

[@SpacialAssassin]

But 'Calamardo' is constructed in about the same way as in English with 'calamar' being a Squid You know, SQUIDward

[@fueyo2229]

​@@SpacialAssassinOh yeah you're right, I never realized lol

[@oldmanontheroof7053]

The thing at 8:33 is a highly dangerous experimantal set. It is called Demon Core and this thing is mostly famous for being able to murder you in literal seconds.

[@stickman20233]

6:01 "hey man" "Yea?" "What's your favorite animal??" "Man it's gotta be the blubberHunter"

[@grahamcracker7958]

I looked up "your eyes are stars" in google translate, and in japanese it is not the figurs that that person said, nor is beep beep lettuce.

[@ericsoucie2865]

04:00 I am not sure if it was regular facetime or facebook but the background effects that you can use when holding the send button on a text pop up if you do specific sign language symbols.

[@nedhunter4444]

2:30 One should be wary of using Google translate to verify the meaning of such messages, as sometimes the literal translation it gives has nothing to do with the actual meaning.

[@RobinisNOTRed]

As someone who learns Japanese, there are so many memes and concepts and humor that don't get recognized in Japan. Like their humor is slapstick and ours is "lööp"

[@crazydinosaur8945]

5:56 same in danish. i never thought of it before but its is wired we just call it "næbdyr" (Beakanimal)

[@user-bb8sj7ry6b]

That metal ball thing is a nuclear bomb core

[@TheMantisLord50]

0:09 “no mind to think” “no will to break” “no voice to cry suffering”

[@HoloSohma]

Yay he actually got the Gengar!

[@smallbag123]

1:05 as a Portuguese person, screw the guy who called Portuguese "Spanish".

[@lanzsibelius]

As a native spanish speaker "divorciando" is literally the same in spanish and portuguese. But I agree, they should know before commenting

[@Ciurk]

to be fair if you know neither spanish nor portugese it is terribly hard to tell

[@IcheeCOTC]

"You shall remain silent and allow the words to build up within you until you explode"

[@RiehlScience]

8:35 VaazkL, it’s the demon core!

[@bluesupergiant]

EXACTLY

[@omatic_opulis9876]

rufus.

[@katherinet-mb6so]

I love ur vidssss

[@lanzsibelius]

"Hippopotamus" literally means "river horse". In greek hippos (ίππος) means horse and potamos (ποταμος) means river

[@thesketchbox1607]

8:33 That is a model reaction of a nuclear core known as "the demon core" and it killed several scientists because they messed around with a screwdriver. The youtuber Kyle Hill has a video on it if anyone is curious. Hope this helps!

[@Ardod]

6:00 Dont forget the Keymaid or the Nosecorner!

[@gavincoggins5168]

My friend at 8:34 that was the demon core

[@norbertnaszydowski4789]

0:39 of course he is not aiming, he is just holding it. he knows you're not the enemy

[@Very_Questionable]

15:06 I assume that this is 炒水蓮, which, as far as I know (I've never tried this), is similar to water spinach (you may know it as 通菜 or 蕹菜) The reason why you can't really find much information is because 水蓮 is called a 'crested floating-heart', and wikipedia barely has any information on it whatsoever. 炒 commonly refers to saute or to stir fry.

[@Lukas-tn5qd]

imagine having to hike mount fuji just to get a 2$ tip💀💀💀

[@MCMarvel616]

11:22 “Skase,” huh? I need to use that. I know a bunch of Greek curse words (because I like Percy Jackson), and I will add that to the list.

[@Seve_Bot]

PLEASE DONT PRONOUNCE IT LIKE HE DID IM GREEK AND I DIED INSIDE WHEN HE SAID IT LIKE THAT

[@MCMarvel616]

@@Seve_Bot I figured he pronounced it wrong. How is it pronounced, if you can convey it through words? Is it sort of like “skah-see” or a “skay-see”?

[@Seve_Bot]

@@MCMarvel616 think of it like the "sca" from "scatter" and the "ce" from "certainly"

[@MCMarvel616]

@@Seve_Bot So like “skah-seh”?

[@Seve_Bot]

Yes, like that.

[@LunesLunacy]

There is no escape... true enough.

[@idkcba]

8:35 THAT is known as the demon core. It's a sphere of plutonium and was the cause of 2 fatal radiation accidents and the screwdriver is coz before the accidents a scientist would hold the sphere open with a screwdriver and slowly lower it to show what would happen as it became closer to a critical mass. It was made for the THRID nuke that was supposed to land in Japan but when they surrendered it was used for testing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core Here's the wiki page if anyone is interested lol. It is quite a cool thing, minus the fact it was meant for a nuclear bomb to drop on Japan

[@thegamingleopard4592]

5:47 That is an Owlbear cub and you can not tell me otherwise

[@kyblestone]

YOOOOOOO AMAZING VIDEO

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

9:56 "The xmas date with my wii u is fun"

[@daniellelondon439]

Do not animals is my favorite one.

[@SouthernGothicYT]

15:05 "Mermaid in Deep Sea" "McDonald's Best Friend" lol

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

0:16 that's amazing

[@laimer9236]

3:41 they're called "god's little cow" because they were saving farmers' plants by eating aphids

[@horseconfused]

1:08 Is not even Spanish 💀

[@gamerxcool]

8:34 "i will not open the demon core with a screwdriver"

[@glockroach5731]

First pic is literally just Death Stranding

[@ACEsParkJunheeWreckedMeHard]

6:01 you sure that's from Swedish? cause this looks almost like what we use in German, except 1-2 names

[@amphiapple7890]

3:10 5:44 Pekora jumpscare 5:16 Nene

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

15:04 tbh the dishes below that are way funnier.

[@rujiel4620]

The silver half orb with the smaller orb over it was a replica of the Demon Core. A nuclear core that was created along with the ones that went in the Fat Man and Little Boy bombs that were dropped on Japan. if you're curious you should absolutely look up a documentary. its a fascinating story. the demon core went off twice killing multiple people including scientists.

[@Ciurk]

omg sanae fumo at 7:00

[@TripmineProductions]

10:36 That's not even hebrew i think that's just an sga font or as you know it the freaking minecraft enchantment table font.

[@lukeflanagan1307]

15:58 Latin’s terms of endearment are a grab bag of “never really changed” and “excuse me what” Mel meam: my honey Mi ocelle: my small eyeball Same thing with insults. Ructabundus: full of belches Frutex: bush

[@VirgoShelter]

"Unexpecting tyrant" go so hard Also no, not the Sanea fumo

[@lewisirwin5363]

5:14 And it has officially taken me 22 YEARS to figure out that "Squidward" partly comes from "Edward". OUCH.

[@OldMacDonaldHadAFarmEIEIO]

As a google translate I can confirm I made these

[@otaking3582]

5:35 Why is there a brass knuckle attachment for the Joycon, and how is it legal in Japan?

[@TheMalootrager]

That sniper cat 🐈‍⬛ is Meowin Häyhä The Fluffy Death

[@Lokrongl]

Ah yes, daily dose of Vaazkl

[@Lusterid]

good memez 👍

[@bandgeekforlife406]

I like the washbear :) Little hands!

[@LycorisLilyP]

There is no exscape

[@SheepLiver]

15:48 yoooooo lets go, looks great

[@_ghostly]

0:16 epic car

[@mihaleben6051]

11:05 yeah but we have a big tube

[@Comeng_]

2:07 tho 😭

[@ClooverDev]

1:04 I know people get confused portuguese with spanish, but my god, it's not because it's a languagw from another country in the america continent that it will be spanish

[@gamemaster4947]

7:25 leche means milk. Tres Leche is a type of cake.

[@user-eq9hn7ns3i]

5:16 in German, Squidward is called Thaddeus.

[@leibrunson5158]

This was so fun! I loved practicing my Japanese!

[@nuggetman3868]

1:28 onion knight

[@forkfoxneedsvaults]

wooo hampster has wallnuts

[@velvasinn9200]

You’re now becoming the memes

[@infamous1857]

I don’t know why but it sounds like a plane is hurtling towards earth in the background of this video. I think I’m sleep deprived

[@curiouscreator8806]

I saw an image the other day I expected to be here, but wasn't. The meme was in Russian, and I saw it in an image of a Tumblr post of someone who said they were translating Russian memes for practice, and they were very funny. Here's the text from the meme in the image they translated (in English): me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep* nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[@DJplays_13]

8:34 well, this is part of a nuclear reactor that will kill you if the edges of the 2 half domes touch. (I think that’s what I can remember right now it’s 12 am for me)

[@Arelia39]

To Hololive Fans: 3:10 Nousagi detected... 5:17 Ey... Nene as well... 5:44 Pekora's Cat

[@user-pk4nj4nv2k]

Hippopotamus literally means “river horse” from Greek. “Hippos” means horse, while “Potamos” means from the river.

[@PowerProductions199]

The Japanese translated ones are so funny LMAO

[@ChrisScottNI]

3:45 No it doesn't. It means: Ladybug

[@UnNormalSoup]

Pokemon hipe! YIPPEE!🎉✨️🎊

[@tugabooga]

1:05 That's portuguese LMFAO

[@Guywithdementia.]

These make me feel like im high I probably am tho

[@kneecapassassin]

tf

[@JustsomerandomnNebraskan11]

Make vaguely chinese sounds into google translate speech to text. You will not be disappointed.

[@coughfee1416]

0:09 what kinda bootleg sealing jutsu is this?

[@shafimahmud1103]

beyblade memes cmonnnnnnn

[@lewisirwin5363]

1:48 Shouldn't that be "Your Moober"?

[@noahlee0]

epic vid

[@VaazkLShorts]

thank you but keep your money!!!!

[@emiomg_]

my friend has made me confess on all your videos and ill get 20 dollars if i do so. one confession: when i first one watched your videos i genuinely thought this was so funny. it still is but i watched it on the toilet once and now ive made a whole playlist just so i can watch your videos on the toilet because the best videos always pop up when youre taking a shit

[@TenkoBerry]

This be Great 👍

[@NORKIE]

the next nintedno switch will have bearly enough processing power to run 1080p on a ten inch screen, its nothing anywhere near a ps5

[@Spicylittletrees]

Peanut butter

[@DavidIvan-MC]

11:03 that is literally scientifically impossible as to go that fast you would need to have an incredibly aerodynamic design with a turbo jet engine incorporated into it 950km/h ≈ 590 mph

[@DavidIvan-MC]

For some context 500 mph is about as fast as a commercial jet airplane and is also considered subsonic as in close to the speed of sound So this car is labeled falsely as being able to go at subsonic speeds of nearly 600 mph

[@DavidIvan-MC]

To break the sound barrier, you would need to go approximately 760 mph which is how fast the first supersonic jet went

[@-thanawat-8296]

Why do Japanese posts always have this aura of sophistication to them??? It's almost poetic.

[@flamingmagmafish6616]

9:59 10k likes for u to buy one? (or just ride one)

[@mr.gameboy2619]

3:10 never thought she did this.... smelly bunny 草 5:16 NENECHI'S BETTEL! HUSBUNDS! ASSEMBLE! 5:44 don't let the vid distract you that pekora bought a FAKING MONKE AND IT'S ALIVE!!!

[@lCERULEANl]

I speak spainish, and I'm have to say that that doesn't say "three leaches." It says "three milks". 7:30

[@HoloSohma]

Why Anya’s? They could have been JJK Characters or just a bunch of Sukuna’s or something

[@otaking3582]

Anya is better