I put a cake recipe through google translate 40 times

[@PointCrow]

Heyo! You guys overwhelmingly asked for more stream content on the channel ( poll here: kzbin.infoUgzfyaSDE8iQvdMYWvh4AaABCQ ) so this is the start of it! Hope you enjoy :)

[@catmario8645]

Hi

[@Chris-bd6lj]

EPIC!

[@tuxedo_cat8526]

Point crow Play Terraria

[@jeddybongo4450]

Thank you crow, very cool!

[@lisahall1348]

First

[@cheyenneoliver5184]

Me: Please don't throw in a book, please don't throw in a book, please don't throw in a book......

[@cheyenneoliver5184]

Not sure if the toothbrush is better or worse than the book.

[@NoArtisticLimitation]

Not gonna lie, I kinda want the two of them to collab now...

[@dysphoricfurry]

It's his trademark just like eggs with How To Basic

[@nikk-named]

That was the reason I couldn't watch the first part...

[@randwharton]

⸻ ̇𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫⸻

[@cttom4to]

*Dubious Food* "It's too gross to even look at. A bizarre smell issues forth from this heap. Eating it won't hurt you, though.. probably."

[@Nightshade-Aurora]

*Probably*

[@prod.inParadise]

*Probably*

[@usalty6010]

*probably*

[@D1sasterSush1]

*Probably*

[@jeiceoftheginyuforce862]

Probably

[@spikkey5997]

I love how at no point baking was a required step

[@eyeCubish]

Well the baking wasn't necessary because PointCrow just bought a ready-cooked toothbrush. The only reason for the baking was to bring out the centered toothbrush.

[@hereisahuman5977]

@@eyeCubish Someone was paying attention in class. A+, excellent work

[@s14y3r8]

@@hereisahuman5977 he never cleaned the center

[@mrjelly000yt4]

and the oven was preheating the whole time

[@10thletter40]

Ah, well. We were supposed to bake it. So :p bake it in a Schrodingers cat kinda thing. A preheated oven whilst not being preheated. Two states at once

[@unknownduck4927]

As a baker this activated my fight or flight.

[@jermuhh3359]

When he started punching when it said beat the eggs, when it's literally correctly translated... I...

[@WildHeart378]

Culinary Graduate here and this is painful

[@SavageGreywolf]

I was laughing until he mixed up baking powder and baking soda

[@harleybakugosbabybear4614]

Yo it wasn't fight or flight it was fish or stop being a baker

[@MILOEBA]

this triggered my fight

[@colemak3]

The person that said in chat "Are you making a bomb?" made my day.

[@cratv_usrnam]

@Samer Kassab it's at about 8:47

[@DarkXSolver17]

what??????

[@sinnamonbun]

I SAW THAT 😭 its after he add a shit ton of salt

[@cakergodofallcakes7993]

I saw that too

[@timothyaintit5989]

No this is how you make drugs

[@triggerstickz8285]

The funny thing was the people in chat saying “I’m unsubbing” and “your disgusting” and “excuse me whilst I barf for 30 minutes” but continue to watch the stream and say the same thing for the rest of the time lol

[@brandon_nope]

chat always toxic af

[@arelysanchez7195]

Tbh erics chat is one of the most toxic and just plain rude chats ive ever seen on twicth

[@bonnibloop_]

if they think this is bad they should watch filthy franks vomit cake

[@summit172]

I'm the guy who said that look's good

[@ShrubbyCanine]

Brandon Yeo it sucks because crow is a genuinely a funny and cool dude, and then he gets a chat like that, it really makes me pissed

[@ruben7420]

I love how pointcrow uses the mini fridge to trick us in believing he is tall :)

[@charred270]

How do you know it's a mini fridge, maybe it's a cardboard cutout of a mini fridge

[@matteuslim8880]

Here's a little lesson in trickery

[@knutos3295]

@@charred270 whats in the fridge?

[@charred270]

@@knutos3295 it's a can of beef and some packaged corn In the 2d fridge

[@zybrigayte]

@@charred270 that video made me lose hope in life

[@Ryan50Ryan]

Pointcrow: "I'm over 6 feet." Chat: "Shut up, hobbit."

[@lobstur585]

Oh

[@suri6352]

Oop-

[@justafan9206]

XD

[@illusion9289]

Lol I remember that one X_X

[@aroh76724]

That one science teacher when they say “Explain the process in DETAIL”

[@8xvenom475]

"if someone says `add a pinch of salt` you can assume they mean 1/3 of a cup" nice 👍

[@kimbrown9588]

That is 100 percent correct lol (not)

[@mzadro7]

Maybe he has ginormous hands, how can you know?

[@8xvenom475]

@@mzadro7 you have a good point

[@mzadro7]

@@8xvenom475 lmao

[@LeDerpyMan]

Some guy in chat said “are you baking a bomb” and idk why but that had me dying

[@Cuprite1024]

IKR?! I noticed that too. Lmfao!

[@aaronzancosky6381]

someone said "YOU WENT TO COLLEGE" and it's why I'm subbed

[@uthmaanmayet]

I saw that too and I was dying too loool

[@BigDaddyHC]

I didn't see it. Where was it?

[@LeDerpyMan]

@@BigDaddyHC 8:48

[@lucasbernardo4855]

I love how he can do that entire thing no problem, then AFTER blending whole eggs sugar walnuts and bread goes “ew it’s foaming”

[@baacloud]

I love the days where I used to walk down the stairs and hear ol' aunt Sue yell "Get the water gun and the tarp, we're making a smooth meal." Absolutely scrumptious aroma

[@thekingoffailure9967]

We're makin' 👉😎👉 A smooooooooooth meal

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooooooth meal.

[@brittanydalton3419]

Your aunt did that too! I thought it was just something my family did. Small world right? 😃

[@skyty0]

The fact that you took "salt to taste" as being a mistranslation is one of the best parts of this video lmao

[@henryandthomas1]

ya…

[@fungusonus]

He said it was a cake recipe, no cake recipe would say salt to taste

[@dan-tz9dl]

i saw someone in the chat say ''did you just blend a child'' and i fell off of my chair reading that

[@teamsharpened7661]

Time stamp?

[@trashbabie2252]

@@teamsharpened7661 12:45

[@teamsharpened7661]

@@trashbabie2252 thanks dude

[@KCKrumbcake]

HOLY FUCK THAT'S MY FRIEND HE WAS IN THE STREAM XD HE SENT ME THE LINK TO THE VIDEO AND NOW I KNOW WHY

[@imagulubutt9955]

@@KCKrumbcake no

[@marissahaverluk1594]

my favorite thing is eric jokingly showing off his muscles saying he's so strong and muscular but then like... he is actually muscular....

[@Gabby_182]

When he said destruction I thought that he was gonna bust out the flamethrower or something

[@MattManch]

Chat was telling him to do it, but he ignored it 😂 That probably woulda been a step too far and actually really dangerous.

[@thisbeme4505]

I mean you only got the element wrong

[@abdulwilliams9995]

Lol, quite literally the opposite

[@TheVodkaSniper]

I was seriously hoping he was just gonna yeet that bowl onto the ground when he pulled out the tarp xD

[@hey.meadow7290]

I love the "I can follow a recipe" Then proceeds to use baking soda instead of powder

[@ThatGuy-nc8nf]

As a non-baker this pains me, imagine the pain of the people that actually knows how to bake.

[@harleybakugosbabybear4614]

I bake a bit and i am actually gonna comit a homicide from this

[@shomencat1238]

true

[@notcatisa]

ive only been taking culinary classes for a year or two now and this video makes me want to fry my face off in a nicely oiled cast iron skillet

[@jvpro2076]

I boiled my shit once

[@MetaGiga]

I’m a baker and this looks like a cake that was summoned by the necronomicon

[@aidlang]

He's so happy he's tall but he forgets the 11 year olds that are taller than him.

[@somiennoyingness]

Instructions unclear, my cake looks nothing like yours. It's got three spongy white circles and this sugary red stuff covering the whole thing.

[@kwalityhunter]

Ew

[@voxxbinn]

Absolutely disgusting

[@kaylenemartin1322]

So... cake?

[@redpepper74]

Don’t tell me you didn’t dispose of the two red eggs.

[@ejgaming6048]

@@redpepper74 he cleans differently

[@ianvillaluz8279]

I see he’s brought his breath of the wild cooking skills into real life

[@Убийственноепревосходство]

All he needs are bokoblin parts

[@superslime1926]

YOU AGAIN!

[@LimeLoaf]

No this animated i can't remember his name but he draws that bird and he made a video on that profile picture and why people do it

[@anne8697]

@@LimeLoaf the talentless writer

[@squirrel8911]

you again >:’(

[@optimisticboredom]

Dude summoning a whole demon from this nine inch circle

[@eddykidplayzyt]

“circle”

[@scream7709]

I swear every time he laughs and then mentions he's a "strong 6 ft white tool", I can't help but burst out laughing

[@jvpro2076]

Is he a knife? Pliers? Wrench? Attack helicopter? Spoon?!?!?

[@mynameisvelk]

“I’m scared” “This won’t be edible” “Mmm yummy” -pointcrow chat

[@adamclarke6709]

Rave reviews from the press (twitch chat): "This video was good to to extent hard to look away from, like a train wreck, or a car crash." -Ew York Times "It's hard to top the previous episode in the series, in which PointCrow cooks a dumpster with a blowtorch and then pours in the vegetable oil, but this one just about manages it." -Washington Grossed "Cooking with Crow is more than just a series. It's a lifestyle. Or, more accurately, a death style." -The Globe and Entrail

[@seamusmckeon9109]

This is like a mad magazine or wacky packages parody

[@leaf5359]

unfortunately, i was there for this stream, and watching the red eggs part live was the most distressing experience i've ever had watching a twitch stream. thanks, eric!

[@vada__6087]

Yea that just the craziest thing 😂 😂

[@usedtissue2328]

For “cleaning the mixture” he should’ve put soap in the red eggs.

[@tobiasurey1434]

also red could have have ketchup or tomato or just plain biofood colour xD

[@usedtissue2328]

@@tobiasurey1434 what are you talking about my comment is a year old

[@KD0793]

when he was bragging about being able to reach the top shelf someone in the chat said "shut up hobit" i laughed so hard my parents told me off

[@mabuttzichi]

Instructions unclear. My arm is now stuck in the ceiling.

[@thomasramsay8212]

You tried to bake a cake but accidentally activated no-clip

[@bipitybop_]

There are people in this house

[@lolumgobrrr8092]

Just go into creative mode and get a cake, it’s way easier I do it all the time

[@captain1697]

You made me laugh out loud, take my appreciation

[@Qwerty-wd2ci]

The two sides of chat: Crow stop ur going to hurt yourself!!!! LMAO HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF

[@RubyTheWitchRTW]

The duality of man

[@xdsmile5359]

Men of duality

[@phrogg2463]

of duality man

[@genshinimpacf]

Man duality of.

[@ratbastard8115]

nam fo ytilaud

[@deliriouszora]

Imagine this being the first time ever seeing Crow's content. Must be very confused.

[@chincrimson848]

First time here, really confused

[@harshheart4]

@@chincrimson848 I can see why u might be just a tad bit confused, he's mainly a speedrunner but he likes to put really interesting spins on certain speedruns (a good example is the botw: go home and die speedruns). He also does non-speedrun content (ex. this video and modding botw to be Mario 64)

[@Frog276]

Fear

[@AngelLopez-ey6tb]

To everyone who is seeing pointcrow for the first time... yes this is a cult

[@nightwinglover8501]

@@chincrimson848 well i completely understand the pain but it gets better

[@camcdragon]

*at the end, originally*: toss chat into the "cake" to end stream *translated*: throw the populous into the oven to end live

[@totallyrealname8849]

How do you translate cake to oven🎍

[@acuteangel1442]

If only he had done a "here's one I prepared earlier" gag while it was cooking.

[@epadilla8555]

take a shot every time someone in the chat says “I hate it here”

[@myarmsrgone]

SharpPigeon

[@cadeallison1102]

I read this comment, looked up at the video, and saw someone say "I hate it here" Sounds like a fun drinking game :D

[@Comrade-Doggolover]

Wasted

[@NicholasGoldEdition]

Absolutely comatose

[@spooktspeek]

dea rgod ghsfsz too a ng

[@mustardman9178]

Ahh, this brings back good memories 🙂 my grandma always used to make this recipe for me when I was a kid, it was so good my body tried to throw up everything else for more room for the cake😊

[@Yoppe572]

Lol!

[@lessthan1446]

Ok

[@EonicX_21]

Frog

[@Sapphire_Xer0]

Wow Palpatine, very cool.

[@ginichimaru001]

This is so wholesome

[@crazycat482]

Legend says his oven is still preheating at 350 degrees

[@MorganOgerpon_Fan]

662 f*

[@crazycat482]

@@MorganOgerpon_Fan 350 celcious

[@MorganOgerpon_Fan]

Celsius* sorry I’m kinda just like that

[@cosmicbreakfast]

circle: is measured in inches PointCrow: "degrees" definitely means Celsius

[@Veli_Nikels]

Turns out it was actually in kelvins.

[@xeuxixiliak8417]

My family liked this recipe so much they're twitching on the floor from excitement

[@Karzikann]

"excuse me whilst I vomit for the next 30 minutes" -everybody in chat

[@sandman720]

I died at “Sprinkle with parchment paper”

[@mrsnow4799]

Rip

[@temper2628]

Middle schoolers lunch table: "eat this for 5 dollars" 24:27

[@SapphicFromSpace]

Nah this is the shit they sell for a fiver mate

[@jvpro2076]

Do I get anything for when I ate that roach

[@sirbilliam3455]

Nah it was "eat it or you're a bitch."

[@mirror.kirakira]

17:02 someone said “Eric is slightly to the left of lesbian fashion”-

[@eryxsky]

saw this in my recommended and i just started crying bc i remembered the last episode

[@the.muffin]

Mooood

[@kutsen39]

"Oh God please don't throw a book in..."

[@rylenstuffsv2]

Cry of laughter?

[@eryxsky]

@@rylenstuffsv2 no cried of pain bc im a learning home cook

[@skylel1]

You should make Cooking with PointCrow a monthly series. Thats how good these vids are. EDIT: This seems to have a decent response. Thanks guys! Edit but it’s part 2: Thanks for 1000 likes! First time I’ve every gotten this many likes! I’m glad so many of you support this idea.

[@nightwinglover8501]

yes

[@fundeztroyer]

YES

[@andrewmiller3417]

Y.E.S

[@atree5921]

Binging with Crow

[@TheKingOfSoup]

Agreed

[@mrmo4569]

LMAO THE ONE TWITCH COMMENT "YOU WENT TO COLLEGE"

[@mattthe2nd865]

*clown college

[@JessiPeele]

This is my first video I’ve ever seen from this guy and he’s earned a subscriber.

[@Rhea-qr9os]

*I never doubted your baking skills for a second.*

[@becberry]

I thought maybe you were going to add some protein powder for the “protein” part of the recipe... not a whole freaking steak!

[@EonicX_21]

Frog

[@Phika_]

@@EonicX_21 *Frogge

[@PikaJim]

@@Phika_ Phrogge*

[@Phika_]

@@PikaJim *Phfroggē

[@Phika_]

@Luke Wakim *Rawgge

[@LuckySketches]

Somebody find his exact model of fridge and see how tall it is. Then we can do pixel math to prove how tall our favorite 6 white tool really is.

[@Lichen8404]

Definitely under 5'8 assuming he's american. My 5'8 mom is the perfect height to easily reach the top shelf, so he must be shorter. I'm 5'4 and much too short to reach the top shelf beyond the first couple glasses or so. So my theory: 5'5-5'8

[@mcd08]

@@Lichen8404 shelves vary in size depending on the height of the ceiling. Fridges, however tend to be a bit more uniform in size. We gotta find that model fridge

[@Lichen8404]

@@mcd08 well that's also why I said assuming he's in the U.S.

[@mcd08]

@@Lichen8404 but ceiling heights vary by house or apartment, not country lol!

[@Lichen8404]

@@mcd08 TRUEE

[@Pomegray]

“I think we all know where this is going”

[@catmario8645]

Yup

[@howpe8100]

where? xD

[@mrkryptex3076]

Yup

[@EonicX_21]

Frog

[@thethirstygoose]

Probably to the garbage can

[@fr0zengh0ul98]

Man's ruined the cake, he didn't sprinkle the flower, he just dumped it

[@leek8656]

8:49 That one guy asking “are you baking a bomb?”

[@kariosk123]

Alternate Title: Pointcrow creates dubious food from the popular zelda game: breath of the wild

[@myarmsrgone]

Dubious is an understatement

[@DMMINO493]

Copied

[@kariosk123]

@@DMMINO493 i literally did not know i copied

[@DMMINO493]

@@kariosk123 it's one off the top comments

[@kariosk123]

@@DMMINO493 ooooohhhh didn't know

[@user-cl5fu3us8r]

KZbin subtitles labeled the blender sound as “music”

[@fishbowlliz]

catJAM

[@Erick_MC_Supernatural]

The deaf viewers: 💃 🕺

[@nitrobilder12]

@@Erick_MC_Supernatural Rude but funny

[@chryspyr]

@@nitrobilder12 such is the best humour on the internet

[@cherrify3498]

That's just 100 gecs

[@plague3038]

The moment I saw the thumbnail, I knew this was the guy who didn’t even have a mixing bowl or measuring cups. I’m actually scared to press play.

[@jiftytaco1238]

“Add vanilla and walnuts. Destruction.” Couldn’t have said it better myself

[@kooskoos1234]

Whoever said in chat “shut up hobbit,” I will always remember you

[@Irish_Enderman]

I love how he doesn't even follow the instructions properly Instructions: "add 1/2 a cup of milk" *Adds 3 cups* "yea that's about 1/2 a cup right?"

[@peachybuilds8175]

i don’t know what’s happening this was just in my recommended and i’m in a lot of physical pain so i needed a good laugh, thank you

[@Snippe475]

There was a constant influx of people saying "I hate it here" and I couldn't get enough

[@zoltankiss3737]

9:37 The kitchen is attacking Eric in an attempt to end his culinary crimes against humanity.

[@MstrKipper]

I love the smile he gets whenever he thinks of another awful idea to do during these videos

[@DiamondRedFox]

He offended an entire twitch chat in a matter of seconds, without saying a single offensive word

[@faith9196]

this entire video was a hate crime man

[@glitchy1017]

@@faith9196 not even a hate crime, a war crime

[@Katalystic]

With the steak right?

[@totallyrealname8849]

Hey, some people could potentially think guys is an offensive word or something

[@hajidle]

@@totallyrealname8849 yeah but that's cause they stupid

[@doctor7150]

I thought when he said his bit about premade stuff it was gonna be him pulling out a storebought cake and say he made the recipe earlier so the people there while live didn't need to wait 30 minutes

[@kyleteoh5846]

U can see half the chat like: YEEESSSS And the other half like: oh god please stop

[@doublbot]

this just in: local man makes bomb while attempting to bake a cake

[@bencurry3044]

pointcrow: pours in a ton of salt me: THIS IS A CAKE STUPPID!!! YOU ARE MAKING A SUPER SALTY CAKE!!!!

[@DragonMaster66]

18:37 "you're here, watching this video" me: shoot i was supposed to be doing homework, *what am i doing here watching a man bake a not-a-cake?? HOW DID I GET HERE*

[@RagingBigfat]

I'm especially amazed that your oven can heat up to 350 degrees Celsius without burning down the house

[@deliriouszora]

If Crow ever wanted to become a professional chef, let's just hope these restaurants don't see any of these videos.

[@charlezz648]

the first half: being sarcastic the second half: flexing

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

He can actually cook.

[@malaurymalfunctional]

I just love that chaotic personality no hesitation no regrets just confidence and a lot of fun

[@krimson8317]

Thank you for the fantastic tutorial good sir! I was baking my cake alongside yours for my son's birthday party, and when I fed him the cake he passed out! I can't believe my cake turned out so good that it even put Johnny to sleep. He still hasn't woken up hahaha, liked and subscribed!

[@BlueBanana.]

5:41 That person in chat tho 😭😭😭 “He’s gonna summon something”

[@thebamboozler5735]

this is what we all made as a kid when we try to bake a cake

[@totallyrealname8849]

Cant relate

[@unscrambeldegg374]

My mom loved her birthday cake, thanks for the easy to follow step by step tutorial!

[@anautilus2004]

This video was just an excuse for Crow to show off his new squirt gun. S M O O T H M E A L

[@MorganOgerpon_Fan]

This guy is a strong 6 xd

[@SamuraiDestroy]

at 18:20 when he sighs at the same time the globglogabgalab goes oooooom for the same amount of time in a video im simultaneously watching

[@morningmorgan6341]

When you threw a whole ass 🥩 in there, the chat said “SOMEONE CALL 911”

[@tinybison.]

pointcrow: this looks like a normal birthday cake to me literally everyone: 0_0

[@based1195]

I wanna like but I will not upset the balance

[@jvpro2076]

Kake

[@jacoobi955]

The funniest part was when he slapped that whole-a$$ steak into the bowl. lol

[@tobiasurey1434]

was expecting a whole portein shake but not this. 😆😆😆

[@RantyBlue]

The thumbnail is great! Also I remember leaving work and having the stream on bluetooth through my car and it is terrifying just to hear what is happening with no visuals.

[@warlockholmes]

Damn Crow added a nice third of a cup, can't say he ripped you off

[@fuugari4395]

So this is a thing I found today. I have to say: my favorite parts of the video are the parts where you read the recipe like it's a normal recipe that makes sense at all times

[@ginichimaru001]

Botw Link explaining how he makes rockhard food:

[@seograt963]

My holy grail is this video. I follow it on SheikahTube.

[@galaxyjumper6314]

"Guys I can follow a recipe" *Proceeds to add an ungodly amount of salt*

[@DailyFindingsx]

If u like this kind of stuff there’s a guy named “Imbrandonfarris” who does this a lot.

[@CCCONFETTIII]

Thank you Jesus

[@faze_obama8200]

Jear Desus

[@thatdudecj9253]

Jear Desus

[@apex3458]

Jear Desus

[@chipwhich]

Jear Desus

[@draconicboredom101]

As soon as I saw the "Destruction" part of the instructions, my immediate reaction was *"YESSSSS ARSON"* I guess I play too much Breath of the Wild XD

[@shabadooshabadoo4918]

You are one of the funniest guys I've seen in a long time. I'm glad you've caught some spotlight. Keep making great vids

[@EvolvingRock]

"Delicious!!! After a scrumptious meal like that, I feel I can really seize the day!" -Ferdinand Von Aegir

[@Nothere17]

Im just wondering if I can get a cake like this for my future wedding- It just looks so amazing

[@_emmbur_1453]

The guests would be taken aback by how delicious the cake is

[@tempest5152]

The guests would die for that cake

[@oleandertea4519]

It's kind was limited edition and has been disposed of, you're sadly out of luck.

[@Nothere17]

@@oleandertea4519 Oh damn that’s sad it looked so good :‘)

[@ibonn3802]

Wow, great recipe! The milk removing technique was perfect, and the toothbrush was a beautiful touch! Not to mention the absolutely stunning melt-in-your-mouth parchment paper. The presentation was amazing.10/10, best recipe for beginners.

[@chrisshorten4406]

"Add vanilla and walnuts. Destruction." Oh my....

[@LmaoMeowz]

12:53 Destruction

[@stevengoomba6490]

This happened to my buddy Eric. But seriously I never thought I’d see a guy spray such a horrendous mixture with a high pressure water gun, very creative solution to “destruction”

[@a.e.m.08]

I feel like this would be a genuine *skill* because I don’t think I have the heart to make something such as that. You’re a champ, Point.

[@nessiewalk9180]

me: really enjoyed the other cooking videos pointcrow: THERE IS ANOTHER

[@witherphoenixlp6476]

"Add vanilla and walnuts. Destruction." Do he was baking a bomb after all…

[@waffles4670]

5:52 "THIS WONT BE EDIBLE" "mmm yummy" i love twitch chat