goomba podcast #13 - important matters

[@Thadddeus]

I watched the last episode while writing an essay and I got a 45%! That's my highest score yet!

[@drdoofenshmirtz3390]

Your going places

[@Heimann6]

@@drdoofenshmirtz3390 not higher education but somewhere

[@vonVolk]

@@drdoofenshmirtz3390 probably under a bridge like Dinkbot and Spoon but you are definitely going places

[@Thadddeus]

@@drdoofenshmirtz3390 they taught me enough that i know it’s you’re 😏

[@Lebronzo445]

Nice job buddy 👍 next time listen to NPR talk radio

[@___02___]

You guys should just list Lucky Llama as a guest for every episode. Just pretend he’s there

[@bryanperez7471]

Great idea

[@LegoJJ]

“Look he’s breaking it down”

[@___02___]

@@LegoJJ or just play crickets

[@duckadvice]

hes not an guest hes apart of the podcast

[@culty1736]

This is gold

[@salamijonny]

wow new podcast episode maybe i wont commit a felony today

[@littlelegs2306]

It’s incredible how I’ve gone from thinking that dink bot’s rants are entirely ridiculous and offensive to legitimately relatable from episode to episode, I’m not sure if dink bot is just a persuasive speaker or if my mental health has been declining with each episode of the podcast. Also FYI I am a fellow dry jerker and find it strange how people actually go through the effort to use and clean up lube.

[@danielcortez2280]

Dry jerker 4 life 💯 🙌

[@original_mess2083]

This is so facts

[@runupdembandsjay9566]

Bro dink bot the most unbalanced karate sensei who I ever trained with

[@getoutofmycar6105]

Quality over pain 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@Alex-vz1el]

I think, like me, you’re just becoming more of a schizoid. Welcome brother.

[@sumcok4926]

something about lifting while hearing dink talk about absolutely nothing gets me pumped. no wonder you bring him on

[@pikeyboots738]

"they invented being gay at the chair factory" -dinkbot (2022)

[@ToverT]

pfp? where is it from??

[@coblee5638]

can’t wait to hear about dinkbots trouble with woman and how he is slowing becoming an alcoholic!

[@user-kj7sk3re3d]

A fully grammatically correct sentence. I am dumbfounded with your incredible sentence forming strategy. An excellent piece of literature. I am blessed to be in the mere comment section of this absolute piece of art.

[@SethLynch.]

You know it is going to be a great episode when dinkbot is first to speak

[@evan4972]

This podcast temporally numbed the stinging and humming of the bees that live under my skin, great work guys!!!!

[@Uosw]

I can’t wait for the classic suicidal jokes from the Dinker!!!

[@absolutehumunculusphilly1268]

oh jolly that dinksnot!!

[@garysmith9722]

Truly a Dinkster Classic!!

[@bigsam7320]

I bought a monke clothing lobster hat, and a girl complemented me on it. That’s the first complement a girl has given me. Time to retire from the woman game.

[@jerryfr3927]

congrats my man, absolute W.

[@bradicalss6780]

With 4.5k hours I’m not suprised

[@XtraGranDeeZ]

@@bradicalss6780 you feel big after that insult big man

[@sollybrown8217]

I not e

[@bradicalss6780]

@@XtraGranDeeZ I do 😃

[@Exhaust-rust]

The more and more dinkbot talks about his height I’m really starting to think he’s 5’11”

[@meyr1992]

He is really tall tho , 6’2’’ I think

[@Raptormeatx]

5’11 and a half

[@___02___]

Tuning in for the following updates. Are dinks bowel movements still irregular? Was his most recent date successful? And of course the “I’m gonna kill myself” count

[@SereinDW]

i’m crying and pissing it’s finally here

[@firstlast-x2u]

1st

[@Executioner59]

you guys are one of few things that still make me smile. I hope you can keep the podcast afloat

[@crimsonmke2282]

Sound effects add so much to this podcast

[@Austin-el1ih]

Dinkbots rage fueled, rick sanchez level rants help me get through my day. I love knowing other people are aware and hate the bot people as much as me. Dinkbot i love you don’t let Spoonkid inc ever censor elitist Dinkbot’s tangents. TRUTH BOMB COCOMELON PODCAST

[@BillyBurnsfield]

bot people is a perfect term for that group

[@tonymaw8582]

Dink gives 50% good advice 50% ass advice

[@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583]

Love the Podcast guys, watched all the episodes on Spotify yesterday while I was playing rust, it's great stuff. Please don't get rid of the Dinkbot wanting to kill himself bit, not sure if it's because I listened to it back to back but I'm finding it hilarious when it's mentioned. Idk maybe use it sparingly if you have to but it's funny.

[@dandikristiawan8363]

about the scorpion, it is the claws size that matter. the smaller the more dangerous the scorpion is

[@Fellovidual]

Im 20, cut, and i've been a proud dry beater for half my life

[@sippinthefnordies]

Spoon is right, chapters are great. No way I make it hough this garbage fire in one sitting.

[@fourfor4579]

the chapters are truly lovely

[@phonebooksan]

the genuine rage from dinkbot reguarding the tweet is absolutely sending me

[@evilbluntgaming]

This podcast is so beer!! #NELK #YAYEET!!!

[@crab1875]

bro what the fuck does ''so beer'' mean

[@bingobongo143]

@@crab1875 L not so beer comment

[@evilbluntgaming]

@@crab1875 you are not nelk bro… so wine

[@Capt1n]

THIS IS SO FRAT!! COLLEGE!

[@johann2287]

@@crab1875 No beers? #NELK

[@westinhotshot]

Lets goo, ty for keeping up with the weeklys

[@billeveryman8766]

The stupid tweets segment where dinkbot went nuclear is now my favorite thing, I thought the cum in beard rant was good, but this is the magnus opus, spoonkid doing damage control with a soundboard only to have the floodgates unable to close. This is perfect

[@alli7858]

dinkbot: "i've never been sad. i'm depressed". 5 minutes later complete meltdown over an inverted tweet of the same idea.

[@theonemanopinion2764]

Thanks for another hour and 30 minutes of pure and perfect shit talking! These podcasts make me laugh so much! Probably the oldest listener at 33, but hey I’m spooner age in maturity!

[@henrymarchyok8348]

We’re all spooners at heart

[@kenshin9181]

Really knocked it out of the park this episode, keep up the good work lads.

[@billeveryman8766]

First 7 minutes was absolute gold

[@stevenshoemaker8326]

Dinkbot at the end was spitting straight facts we need more unhinged dinkbot rants

[@CIRBY]

Just saw the notification on my phone and instantly my day is better

[@bubbabeef2810]

I work out while listening and let me just say you guys are a great inspiration

[@boyled100]

Coome in hand, wash hands in the sink.

[@evilbluntgaming]

Best rant by dinkbot to date.

[@original_mess2083]

So I’m 20 years of age and I’ve been dry beating my whole life. I’ve tried lube a couple times and it’s just not it for me at all. There’s nothing that’s gunna change my mind

[@atlanticocean4494]

You're a caveman.

[@jooot_6850]

🤝

[@kazumakiryugaming]

🤝

[@eduardosdelvillar2913]

It’s literally fax I’m 20 myself been a dry beater since 10 just like dinkbot you really sleeping on this community spoon or might just be down bad and wanna keep evolving ways of beating off😭😭

[@dio4745]

these podcast make my day better

[@TheOspreyGames]

After listening on Spotify, I felt the need to come here to express my concern for Dinkbot. Please move your psychiatrist appointment up

[@SlaikeProductions]

Hey guys, I need some advice, yesterday I was leaving my apartment and my neighbor was out in the hallway. When I stepped out of my apartment my neighbor says "what the fuck bro", I look at him confused then follow his eyes to a milkshake container smashed on the concrete and splattered all across his door. The trajectory of which looked to be as if someone opened my front door stepped in my front door and field goal punted a milkshake directly from my door to his. I DID NOT KICK THE MILKSHAKE" however I found myself incriminated by the splat of milkshake from my door to his. I explained that I did not kick the milkshake but felt obligated to clean it up, at least to have the sentiment of the action. Does my neighbor think I hate him and did this out of hate, how do I make my neighbor know I did not perform this heinous act? Thanks.

[@bigsam7320]

What kinda milkshake

[@bumpkin8009]

Just move

[@stevenbunger3512]

Hello podcasters. I would like to offer my personal experience on behalf of the snipped dry beaters. I am a 20 year old, fully developed man. I have experience with both lube as well as free style dry beating. 90% of the time I use no form of lubricant, and I truly enjoy it. I’m not afraid to admit that I am a dry beater. In fact, I am proud of it. It is the way god intended and it is more pleasurable to me than using lube. I would like to offer the chief benefit to dry beating.. I last longer during sex. This is because the dry beating has caused me to need friction in order to climax. During sex, lubricant (both natural and artificial) is present, easing friction and all that so yea, I’m a thriving example of dry beating and I hope sharing my experience helps spoon to change his ways n

[@kenshin9181]

This guy gets it

[@alexanderg7940]

truly enlightening

[@grumie7436]

facts

[@guillermowinthorpe450]

I watch this podcast on my drive to school every morning. Prepares me for my day of ignoring class and doing nothing.

[@yutub561]

Thanks for being open about dialogue around antidepressants, it's not an easy thing to admit to people because the stigma around it, people look at you funny and treat you different. I started SSRI's (Lexapro) in December for GAD and panic disorders. Don't notice a difference really. First 4-6 weeks were awful, panic attacks almost constantly, daily migraines, nausea, and diarrhea. There were nights where I had 4 hour long panic attacks starting at 3am. Almost always have felt depressed, antisocial, and anxiety ridden for my whole life. Never suicidal or anything like that, just never quite "happy" or content. I find it hard to get excited about things and very hard to get out of bed. There's days where I wake up at 7pm because I can't force myself to get out of bed. The worst part is constantly thinking worst case scenario is guaranteed in any situation. I hope you'll continue to update on your Prozac experience, I think I need to have my doctor try something new, Lexapro doesnt seem to be doing it for me. Thanks for reading about my dumb brain

[@forkgirl2]

you have got to be kidding me…..

[@rockspetrock2884]

burn the book

[@thepumpkingod2043]

Bro you saved me from dying of boredom 💀 I had to go to this piano recital I listened to this on spotify and wanted to comment Ty

[@gavihn1894]

3:51 thats probably the best use of the description possible

[@EclipseCat]

my favorite cocomelon epsiode was the one with the melon, and he like grows some toes to walk to the store with, then he buys a pack of coors light. returns home to see the building engulfed in flames, he left the burner on before leaving. he sits on the curb and begins to drink all 6 cans of coors light. after finishing the last one he rips the can in half and eats it. goes to the er from internal bleeding. he didnt make it, im so sorry for youre loss..

[@scorch907]

Dinks impression of blazed is 100% spot on

[@FordFairline]

That Twitter rant is the best thing I have heard in a while

[@GooseLover.]

Hey I need advice. I met my girlfriend while playing rust. I love her so much but my spray isnt doing so well. She said she would leave me if I didnt start beaming again. I would like to learn how to beam like spoonkid iñ rust. Thanks.

[@bumpkin8009]

Keep holding left click and pull opposite the recoil

[@chip4526]

i listened to this while skinning the 3 Skinwalkers(underaged children) in my basement! thank you for the podcast!

[@duncanwalsh7337]

1 and a half hours and weekly, i am a happy man

[@SandlerDeluxe]

thoroughly enjoyed this one guys. keep it up!

[@willlogs]

Kevin's voice is coming from the left side. Other than that, good shit :D. I find myself enjoying more spoonkid shit lately. I dig the humour and the hidden love towards things.

[@buket_5275]

Dinkbot you remind me of a really good friend of mine but he balanced out the goofyness by being super into criterion films and artsy cinema. That’s the play as long as you’re into something that makes you interesting or something high class you’ll be good.

[@Bianca-sk3uy]

I'm a uncircumcised dry beater w/towel for clean up. Yes using lube feels way better BUT it's just a pain in the ass to clean up, 9/10 times I'm just looking for a quick beat so using lube is too inconvenient. Also being uncircumcised the skin is kinda used as a massage sleeve which adds to pleasure. ~SPOONER OUT~

[@scrappy5775]

Im half and half on the beating off dilemma. Sometimes ill dry rub it and others ill use lotion. However, when im feeling a little frisky ill get a rubber dish glove, invert it, and put lotion in it, and wrap it in a rolled up towel tightly. Regarding position ill do it laying on my back or over the toilet with my phone on the back tank of the toilet propping myself up with my left hand. Done it like this for 8 years.

[@theconman123079]

Dunk bit is a gem

[@asrfgn4qdfb]

53:18 dinkbot called it

[@xd_joe]

Oh my god 1:30 hour podcast I'm going to enjoy this

[@bjeffreys20]

I am in fact, a dry beater.

[@laidan1809]

I've been thinking about taking adderall because I have a hard time focusing. I think it stemmed from the beginning of quarantine. Im thinking about talking to a doctor or taking some unprescribed. I don't have ADHD which is why I am a bit hesitant about whether I should or shouldn't

[@Camerillio]

I’m with Mr. Dink on this one, I’m a sniped dry beet kinda fella. None of this loob stuff. I agree that these things should be brought up more, we are all way to different for us to all be just beeting off

[@jackbyram6175]

MAN WHEN is the next goomba podcast IM FIENDING also WHY THE HECK havent we seen your cat yet you silly billy

[@pawgchamp3432]

Keep up the great work gentlemen

[@OvalCharChar]

I’m unsnipped and I’m telling you dry beating is the best my guys

[@fortniteburger6964]

Listening to dinkbot’s Twitter rant while reading the transcript was too damn funny

[@potatoghetto]

RIP cocomelon lady

[@joseleet]

13:33 you can hear dinkbot pog

[@KingGOROITAX]

LETS GO ANOTHER EPISODE, I FUCKING LOVE YALL I GOT RECOMMENDED THIS PODCAST ON SPOTIFY A MONTH AGO AND COULDN'T STOP LISTENING SINCE, MAD LOVE TO YALL

[@sokedriftteam]

You should definitely try to get a ticket to the dg show. I saw them in LA and it was one of the best concerts I've been to. You'd love it.

[@awesomemii7723]

YES I LOVE THE GOOMBA PODCAST

[@hunterakagunter]

I’m loving the intros

[@chiprizz858]

12:00 best bit since major bag alert

[@maxcasteel2141]

yo can I just say, i've been a fan of the podcast since day 1 so i've always thought it was good, but i feel like you guys have really been improving things recently, i can feel the extra work you're putting into it lately and it's really been top notch stuff question for the podcast (although not really advice) how do you guys view creating? streaming and youtube are rarely considered to be art, but it's a creative project nonetheless, you chose not to follow boring day jobs and instead create something. what are your thoughts on what you do as being art and why do you like to create?

[@jimdavids1355]

yeah mad respect for a fellow dry beater

[@curtispalmer7866]

I came for the r/relationships commentary but I stayed for the cocomelon behind the scenes.

[@kdote7038]

I am breaking out in hives. It itches.

[@fizzy.6197]

I was listening to this podcast at work will buffing a car, I chuckled. The buffer kicked back on me and grinded a line in my arm.

[@Raptormeatx]

Become an electrician 💰

[@gtizme]

seattle spooners catchin strays

[@iwantmynametobeaslongaspos7194]

Finally someone said Arby’s doesn’t suck I’m tired of pretending it does

[@ElmoChair]

I come home to watch spoonkid, I watch spoonkid all day, spoonkid is life, life is spoonkid.

[@gabrielnichols8370]

in the middle just bc of the clean up

[@Manuke_zt]

I wasn't looking at the video at 21:30 so I thought Dinkbot was just inquiring about why on earth Hotline Bling was written in the document.

[@toastendo4526]

At 38:53 I tell people how I do this all the time and they all think I’m foolish, it’s the forbidden strat bro

[@oscars-b9050]

My favorite cocomelon video is Cody's Father And Son Day

[@RomanianThief]

I'm dry-beating and I'm proud!

[@Manuke_zt]

Love the sounds!

[@handshandbag8793]

spoon: dinkbot don’t talk about suicide or women dinkbot: describes strangling babies

[@planimun7407]

love hearing you from my left ear spoon!

[@fourfor4579]

The chapters are great

[@BaconBenson]

my right ear felt left out

[@justinb5468]

ive literally had hamburger cheeseburger bigmac whopper stuck in my head for weeks this has ruined me

[@landonburger]

Personally I’m dry and leave the aftermath in the toilet via projectile launch

[@harthroth]

Hypothetical: Guy Fieri Heart Attack Meal Deal. A cooking competition in which Guy Fieri is fed the most vile, heart imploding foods possible until he actually dies of a heart attack. Each contestant gets an hour of prep and can only use traditional cooking ingredients, no overdosing on shit or whatever. Given that each contestant gets one episode to kill Guy, how long will he last? Any ideas as to what you would cook on the show?

[@pepqer1603]

I just saw a fellow goomba podcast listener next to me in civics class-freshman in Arkansas

[@bruhmomentum3689]

dinkbot spittin fax with these rants thp

[@KansasCowpoke]

Peter gaming holding it down!!!

[@antoniobanderas6728]

This podcast is cursed with headphones

[@aquarius5264]

tf i lay down in the bath with conditioner but i don't fucking put my phone in a baggie with no audio while using water as lube lmfao

[@cardogyyy]

MY AVORITE COCOMELON IS THE BATH SONG

[@Schnoidle]

Best thing I ever did for myself was switch from an SSRI to SNRI talk to your doctor about it and if they apply to you stay up with all the options and don’t get bogged down in stigma mental health effects more than I ever realized

[@Bianca-sk3uy]

Love the positively man, you are a good fellow