Gooners Must be Stopped

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today I looked at gooner activity, people who goon must be stopped from gooning lest they gooner too hard
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@tsintzask
@tsintzask 2 ай бұрын
i will never use "goon" to mean anything other than henchman
@p-__
@p-__ 2 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@ilikejudgesinvideogames
@ilikejudgesinvideogames 2 ай бұрын
I was gonna comment on an uktrakill video and I forgot I was gonna do that
@Peregrine1967
@Peregrine1967 2 ай бұрын
IT'S DA BAT
@Ranenkim
@Ranenkim 2 ай бұрын
The correct way
@WTFisTingispingis
@WTFisTingispingis 2 ай бұрын
S A M E
@internetlurker1850
@internetlurker1850 2 ай бұрын
Alternatives to goon if you are paranoid: - Crook - Hooligan - Ruffian - Hoodlum There are more but I am lazy.
@internetlurker1850
@internetlurker1850 2 ай бұрын
I will continue to say goon, however.
@monochromegreyson
@monochromegreyson 2 ай бұрын
me and the hoodlums
@cardboardking577
@cardboardking577 2 ай бұрын
Me and the hooligans is actually better
@player0ne16
@player0ne16 2 ай бұрын
"crooking to this rn" -some lunatic
@Snow_Sailor
@Snow_Sailor 2 ай бұрын
You forgot delinquents.
@Rat_coz
@Rat_coz 2 ай бұрын
If I ever hear someone say “me and my goons” I’ll never let them live that down
@GH0STvrs
@GH0STvrs 2 ай бұрын
Real 😂 Edit: I love gooning with my 1 year old friend.
@BRIANNA_00
@BRIANNA_00 2 ай бұрын
ME AND MY GOONS LOVE TO GOON
@sleepyspacefrog
@sleepyspacefrog 2 ай бұрын
I LOVE GOONING WITH MY FELLOW GOONS
@p-__
@p-__ 2 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@dyslecsicdoodlebobha415
@dyslecsicdoodlebobha415 2 ай бұрын
yeah ok batman
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 2 ай бұрын
Wendigoon regrets his name on so many levels im sure
@sk4dic
@sk4dic 2 ай бұрын
Why did you put this in my head. I can't unsee it now...
@craftyfish0
@craftyfish0 2 ай бұрын
As referenced by another comment, he should rename himself to Wendicrook
@PhonyBread
@PhonyBread 2 ай бұрын
Wendicoom
@ComedicLetter
@ComedicLetter 2 ай бұрын
To reference ducktales (the newer one) “WHEN’D HE GOON!”
@spinylizardz
@spinylizardz Ай бұрын
​@@ComedicLetter "When'd he go!? SCROOGE!!!"
@RigelRat
@RigelRat 2 ай бұрын
There is an alternate universe where instead of "gooner" and "gooning" We have "henchmen" and "henching"
@MatecaCorp
@MatecaCorp 2 ай бұрын
Oh, you did not just tell me to hench!
@FleshWizard69420
@FleshWizard69420 2 ай бұрын
Who up henching rn?🤪
@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj
@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj 2 ай бұрын
GOOOOUGH I'M EDGING MY HENCH SESH!
@clyde-or-monty
@clyde-or-monty 2 ай бұрын
who up henching their men rn /j
@williamchamberlain2263
@williamchamberlain2263 2 ай бұрын
"Last week I henched so hard my hand cramped for an hour"
@willowarchitech8542
@willowarchitech8542 2 ай бұрын
I hope people still have brain cells today, because the term “goon” has been through hell and back.
@TheBeastlySort02
@TheBeastlySort02 2 ай бұрын
You and I both know that's a false hope
@p-__
@p-__ 2 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@chibigojirasolos
@chibigojirasolos 2 ай бұрын
THROUGH HELL ANDD BAACK
@Somebuffoononline
@Somebuffoononline 2 ай бұрын
Personally I’m only ever going to use “goon” in the context of henchmen
@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj
@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj 2 ай бұрын
Well, it hasn't KWITE gotten to the "and back" part just yet, but... yeah.
@megasparklegoomba6807
@megasparklegoomba6807 2 ай бұрын
3:40 oh that? That’s 「THE BOILED ONE」, he completely paralyzes you and causes vivid auditory and visual hallucinations and horrible dreams of the apocalypse!
@okeirany7652
@okeirany7652 2 ай бұрын
Omgosh he's so dreamyyy (I am actively suffering from Locked-In Syndrome)
@omgdodogamer4759
@omgdodogamer4759 2 ай бұрын
when i saw that post with him i was more dissapointed than ever before
@SpongeBob-lt8mu
@SpongeBob-lt8mu 2 ай бұрын
It’s been 12 days I think I’m ok whew
@fivepainbbles
@fivepainbbles 2 ай бұрын
Hot voice tho/j
@Wepawnet
@Wepawnet 2 ай бұрын
rea
@bigman7176
@bigman7176 2 ай бұрын
when looking up the difference between coomers and gooners i found a reply i feel obligated to share “A Coomer is ashamed, while a Gooner is proud of his excesses. The Coomer cooms and is done for, while a gooner goons and keeps going, keeps gooning if you will. The Gooner is a master, a master of the art of Onanism. The Gooner may one day relapse into a Coomer, while a Coomer may one day become a sickly degenerate Gooner. The Gooner is a goner, meaning, all the dignity he once had is gone.”
@otaku-chan4888
@otaku-chan4888 2 ай бұрын
take me back 30 seconds ago to when my eyeballs weren't subject to this
@Elvenpath1337
@Elvenpath1337 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for the clarification. Now I can tell my friends to stop calling me a coomer and instead call me the correct term, gooner. 😘
@LeReubzRic
@LeReubzRic 2 ай бұрын
Ayo ​@@Elvenpath1337
@reiiavan
@reiiavan 2 ай бұрын
@@otaku-chan4888 i wish i was jared, 19
@VOgaming51official
@VOgaming51official 2 ай бұрын
I might be a coomer
@Shift_Salt
@Shift_Salt 2 ай бұрын
Goon will forever live on as the lego game enemies. Idc if they tried to rebrand as "henchmen" they will always be goons to me damn it!!
@jaaaarrr
@jaaaarrr 2 ай бұрын
Ah, a fellow goon supporter. We must rise in support of gooning!
@forceghostyoda5730
@forceghostyoda5730 Ай бұрын
I literally learned the word “goon” from lego incredibles game
@the_skyisnotblue
@the_skyisnotblue 2 ай бұрын
3:40 thats the boiled one from doctor nowheres analog horror series :3
@p-__
@p-__ 2 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@commiebastard9678
@commiebastard9678 2 ай бұрын
@@p-__ Nice job!
@stephenlopez8271
@stephenlopez8271 2 ай бұрын
@@p-__facts
@djmewtwo6981
@djmewtwo6981 2 ай бұрын
@@p-__get out of here UTTP
@Bebeincaca
@Bebeincaca 2 ай бұрын
​@@p-__ proof?
@rockercaterrorencountered4924
@rockercaterrorencountered4924 2 ай бұрын
I really appreciate Kwite going into the whole "making AI porn of nonconsenting women" and how horribly gross it is. I've seen youtubers talk about finding deepfaked porn of themselves and being helpless to get it taken down even though they feel violated by it already, I'd imagine it's only going to get worse over time. A concerning number of people see nothing wrong with it because "no real people are involved".
@cheeseburgermonkey7104
@cheeseburgermonkey7104 2 ай бұрын
Every new technology is a new way people can absolutely decimate other people...
@CageBlack1443
@CageBlack1443 2 ай бұрын
Here's my take: AI generated porn of fictional characters? Go for it. Random prompt, leading to a the image of a nonexistent women? Go for it. Children or real life celebrities like Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, etc.? Hold on... I think I need to go vomit.
@Hehehe63673
@Hehehe63673 2 ай бұрын
And minors! I fear we have no way of stopping it from happening
@malikhanoo6915
@malikhanoo6915 2 ай бұрын
"No real people involved" >Real people involved
@SuperCanonX2
@SuperCanonX2 2 ай бұрын
Bruh y u talk like an AI🗣
@memeinstein6965
@memeinstein6965 2 ай бұрын
3:15 this is "The Boiled One" it is its own analog horror thing if you were want to look it up Kwite.
@dabbingraccoons6416
@dabbingraccoons6416 2 ай бұрын
I love doctor nowheres stuff
@mattguy1773
@mattguy1773 2 ай бұрын
I miss when goon was just those random baddies in lego batman
@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay
@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay 2 ай бұрын
now people goon to baddies in lego batman 😔
@tractorthatapprovesvideos
@tractorthatapprovesvideos 2 ай бұрын
@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWaythats just you buddy
@progect3548
@progect3548 2 ай бұрын
same the modern internet is a fuckin g hellscape, man.
@AlgaeTheCatman
@AlgaeTheCatman 2 ай бұрын
Even baddies has a new coomed up meaning now☠️☠️☠️
@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj
@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj 2 ай бұрын
I miss when baddies was just those random baddies in Lego Batman.
@jenssuperkalifragelistisch4488
@jenssuperkalifragelistisch4488 Ай бұрын
My brother passed away last year to a stroke. While going through his data to see if there are any contracts i have to end, it showed that he had 8 TB of adult films. 3 Times. 8 TB on one hard drive, it all back uped on another hard drive and burned on countless Blue Rays, perfectly sorted by actress.
@-Katastrophe
@-Katastrophe 2 ай бұрын
Users of Something Awful used to be called goons as well, oddly enough nothing really changed with this new meaning.
@YetAnotherGeorgeth
@YetAnotherGeorgeth 2 ай бұрын
Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that. Makes me feel old that I was around during Something Awful’s hay day
@PhonyBread
@PhonyBread 2 ай бұрын
Came here to say this
@bejdiodwjxjxkx9834
@bejdiodwjxjxkx9834 Ай бұрын
What is Something Awful
@ImMortalYT388
@ImMortalYT388 2 ай бұрын
As a man who spends his nights in the rain yelling "It's DA BAT!" to the clouds, this hurts.
@princeapoopoo5787
@princeapoopoo5787 2 ай бұрын
top ten comments that I can hear perfectly
@annalieseboldt82
@annalieseboldt82 2 ай бұрын
The Batman Arkham ref is crazy
@p-__
@p-__ 2 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@phoenix_waffles2122
@phoenix_waffles2122 2 ай бұрын
There’s a guy in this comment section talking about farts. Is he stupid?
@FleshWizard69420
@FleshWizard69420 2 ай бұрын
Officer Balls. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@scrp6638
@scrp6638 2 ай бұрын
is Kwite stupid?
@princeapoopoo5787
@princeapoopoo5787 2 ай бұрын
Its so true though. When I first heard of gooner in this context I was just "you mean like the henchmen I smacked down in Arkham Asylum?" 😂
@mamaslilboy9900
@mamaslilboy9900 2 ай бұрын
Everyone is asking what is gooner, no one is ever asking how is gooner 💔😢
@Chaotic_evil_duck
@Chaotic_evil_duck 2 ай бұрын
I'll do you one better why is gooner
@wozaow
@wozaow 2 ай бұрын
i'm still confused, where is gooner
@silaskuemmerle2505
@silaskuemmerle2505 2 ай бұрын
Because we already know the answer; depressed and mad at the world
@FleshWizard69420
@FleshWizard69420 2 ай бұрын
When is Gooner?🤔
@Olivrr6814
@Olivrr6814 2 ай бұрын
@@FleshWizard694207th February 2028. Trust me. I’m so right.
@TheFangirlOtaku
@TheFangirlOtaku 2 ай бұрын
We need to normalize undersharing, for real. We REALLY don't need to post *everything*
@crow5946
@crow5946 Ай бұрын
The internet has ruined people, just because you have something to say doesn't mean anyone wants to hear it and more people should learn that
@Kevin-mx4vm
@Kevin-mx4vm 8 күн бұрын
Gooning rn
@RazorRevenge
@RazorRevenge 2 ай бұрын
The worst part of FOMO is not knowing if I’m asexual or if it’s just my mental medicine that has completely shot my sex drive.
@buddytheratmore7540
@buddytheratmore7540 2 ай бұрын
only real way to find out if its just ur meds is to stop taking them for a couple months (so its completely out of ur system) and then if you still dont feel anything sxually u probably just have a low-nonexistent libido but tryin that probably isnt super safe so i dont recommend
@CallMeAnisse
@CallMeAnisse 2 ай бұрын
Literally me
@FR0571C
@FR0571C 2 ай бұрын
A fellow 'confused about their sexuality' person good to know
@kajamatousek247
@kajamatousek247 2 ай бұрын
Literally me
@alexbaker3958
@alexbaker3958 2 ай бұрын
Literally me
@trenthulkinberry7526
@trenthulkinberry7526 2 ай бұрын
This is like if "nice" no longer meant a kind person or a good quality and instead referred to someone who'x not into s&m
@browhatisthis37
@browhatisthis37 2 ай бұрын
It would make "nice" guys more interesting than pathetic at least
@Agoraphoboy
@Agoraphoboy 2 ай бұрын
Its so funny how most slang originates from drag/queer spaces and the wider world just doesn't know. Trixie and Katya were saying gooning for years, just like how Spill the tea was a drag thing like 15+ years ago Edit: Brought to my attention that the phrases go even further back to ballroom culture. Also, no idea why people are getting mad about the origin of things? Chill
@p-__
@p-__ 2 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@BRIANNA_00
@BRIANNA_00 2 ай бұрын
The cishets owe us a debt they can never repay. For the cool slang we gave them, I mean.
@Jane-oz7pp
@Jane-oz7pp 2 ай бұрын
spill the tea came from AAVE and made it to drag through ballroom culture
@BRIANNA_00
@BRIANNA_00 2 ай бұрын
We gave the cishets so much cool slang
@hglkevers8259
@hglkevers8259 2 ай бұрын
@@BRIANNA_00like the one that starts with an f?
@SilverWatercress
@SilverWatercress 2 ай бұрын
When the birds are singing and the Kwite is Kwite’ing
@p-__
@p-__ 2 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@grubsnub
@grubsnub 2 ай бұрын
@marshalmarrs3269they’re clearly amphibians
@SilverWatercress
@SilverWatercress 2 ай бұрын
@@grubsnub No they’re bacteria-
@Bread_Lock
@Bread_Lock 2 ай бұрын
​@@grubsnub they're clearly fish
@grubsnub
@grubsnub 2 ай бұрын
@marshalmarrs3269 girly do you not get silly goosing 😭😭😭
@peacockonaporch2998
@peacockonaporch2998 2 ай бұрын
7:11 that translates to 2.0916299 time per day, every day, for over THREE YEARS
@DefenderoftheOctoberists
@DefenderoftheOctoberists 2 ай бұрын
:skull:
@danielmckay372
@danielmckay372 2 ай бұрын
Probably 1 time most days, with 1 or 2 days a week where bruh just goes nuts and does it 3 or more times. If it was actually 2 every day with mimimal exceptions, that would be weirdly routine and specific. With addictions like that I feel like it's passive most of the time, with occasional binges. Unless you're just a full fledged caveman who does it for multiple hours every day, at that point you've sold your soul to it.
@unavailable1396
@unavailable1396 Ай бұрын
@@danielmckay372 Wouldn't surprise me if it was routine, i had a classmate in middle school who once described his masturbation routine in detail
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy Ай бұрын
💀
@kerz5383
@kerz5383 2 ай бұрын
"six terabytes of private goon material? bro i have only five terabytes" -Kwite, 2024
@calvinjordan3624
@calvinjordan3624 2 ай бұрын
0:50 this pun setup into “it’ll COME up” is just amazing.
@ZillyWhale
@ZillyWhale 2 ай бұрын
Can't forget the movie "The Goonies"
@e.c.sherman4749
@e.c.sherman4749 2 ай бұрын
Never say die!
@dabatman5187
@dabatman5187 2 ай бұрын
11:07 IT RETURNS!!! Appropriate timing too
@ZoraEpsilon571
@ZoraEpsilon571 2 ай бұрын
Me and my goons >>> Me and my gooners there's a difference people let's keep em separated!
@FLDE
@FLDE Ай бұрын
Based Zoroark PFP
@Ajalinx
@Ajalinx 2 ай бұрын
This is degenerative to the highest degree- unfortunately, the internet has already corrupted my mind to see these type of people as 'normal' 💀
@MonsieurMoustachio
@MonsieurMoustachio Ай бұрын
degenerative does not mean what you think it does.
@Ajalinx
@Ajalinx Ай бұрын
​@@MonsieurMoustachio I'm using it in the context of people being weird and addicted to pornography, in this case it's a viable insult to describe a discord moderator of a horndog.
@MonsieurMoustachio
@MonsieurMoustachio Ай бұрын
@@Ajalinx yeah m8 Degenerative just means when something is breaking down like a degenerative disease, degenerate is the word you mean
@Ajalinx
@Ajalinx Ай бұрын
@@MonsieurMoustachio both are valid in the case of these hornballs 💀
@thecour8379
@thecour8379 Ай бұрын
​@@Ajalinx agreed.
@Louis_2568
@Louis_2568 2 ай бұрын
You’re wrong about one thing. “Gooning” as a term has been around since 2005, way before cooming existed at all. It wasn’t that gooning was created replacing cooming for no reason. Cooming just became much more widespread than gooning early on even though cooming as a meme/term was created over a decade after gooning was
@juliawolf156
@juliawolf156 Ай бұрын
6:49 That guy has a bigger gooning streak than these no lifers in Duolingo diamond league.
@enchantingandethereal
@enchantingandethereal Ай бұрын
bro i was diamond league and have a 1486 day streak in russian & french 😎😎😎
@user-kn9gl9dt6l
@user-kn9gl9dt6l 2 ай бұрын
I never get HOW anyone are able to gather 6 terabytes of shit. LIKE ???????????
@JoyOfCreativeService
@JoyOfCreativeService 2 ай бұрын
Especially when you're going to have to pay at least $100 just for an external hard drive with that much storage
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy Ай бұрын
The hopeful part of me is that that person is a data hoarder of some kind, so *maybe* it isn't all porn.
@West_Coast_Gang
@West_Coast_Gang 2 ай бұрын
3:15 what if phen228 was called freak228 and got freaky instead of being spooky while you were paralyzed
@coolguymlg1171
@coolguymlg1171 2 ай бұрын
would be watching that VHS on 🙏🙏🙏
@lesbomatic2848
@lesbomatic2848 2 ай бұрын
5:22 its funny to me that theyre talking about geto because all i can think about while theyre making that description is how he describes the taste of cursed spirits and uh (for those who dont know jjk, he exorcises cursed via curse manipulation, they turn into a ball that he then absorbs by eating, and they taste like vomit soaked rags) ((also also he tried to genocide the entire human race but go off ig))
@earthto_ace
@earthto_ace 2 ай бұрын
3:42 that is from the analog horror series known as The Boiled One Phenomenon, you're welcome Kwite, you absolute goon
@Doodleandcompany
@Doodleandcompany 2 ай бұрын
3:43 he’s from doctor nowhere the boiled one phenomenon, plus he’s like fifteen feet tall so that a plus
@crypttea
@crypttea Ай бұрын
goon will always be a synonym for henchmen to me, like how cringe will forever be a verb.
@TheFinalFrick
@TheFinalFrick 2 ай бұрын
Y'know, sometimes I worry about stooping to the level of these individuals, but then I remember how these individuals are and that reassures me that I am not getting ANYWHERE NEAR THAT
@shadowsoflight9995
@shadowsoflight9995 2 ай бұрын
Original sxl term for gooning was like an elevated and prolonged version of edgeing consisting of reaching a perfect state of denied pleasure with the end goal to eventually release after a set period of time sessions would normally not last longer than a week compared to edgeing witch could last longer for many as the goal while to achieve pleasure was more about the denial of the release intierly, these are old meanings from before they became memes and trends
@sousxmissingxbeanie
@sousxmissingxbeanie 2 ай бұрын
as a goons fan (the yt group) I can confirm this is a good video
@UnemployedStormtrooper
@UnemployedStormtrooper 2 ай бұрын
You could say it's a GOON video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kill me
@the_birb23
@the_birb23 2 ай бұрын
​@@UnemployedStormtrooperlater
@dragondan244
@dragondan244 Ай бұрын
Ah a fellow moon gooner
@realPurpleOrb
@realPurpleOrb 2 ай бұрын
I was going to quote a tumblr post about the word "goon". But I've instead decided to say that "Luigi's little weegee" has to be the funniest thing I've heard today.
@canadiangaming5139
@canadiangaming5139 2 ай бұрын
he didn't mention it, maybe cause he didn't know or something, but goon is also an Australian slang word for cheep cask wine.
@strangeaelurus
@strangeaelurus 2 ай бұрын
I remember going through the replies under your tweet about gathering content for this video lol 1:08
@zanderfus2723
@zanderfus2723 2 ай бұрын
‏‪11:13‬‏ this is some black Mirror shit
@BelowAll
@BelowAll 2 ай бұрын
6:22 I never understand why some people try to censor things with a HIGHLIGHTER. We can still see and read the name
@flooku987
@flooku987 22 күн бұрын
I can't see shite
@BelowAll
@BelowAll 22 күн бұрын
@@flooku987 seriously? it’s really easy to read
@emisthem6562
@emisthem6562 2 ай бұрын
In Australia, we have bagged wine with a spigot on it, which we call a goon bag... now we have to change the name of an essential part of our drinking culture 😅
@KarolOfGutovo
@KarolOfGutovo 2 ай бұрын
Or you could just change the name
@emisthem6562
@emisthem6562 2 ай бұрын
@@KarolOfGutovo Sorry lol hadn't realised how badly I worded that - that's exactly what I meant
@KarolOfGutovo
@KarolOfGutovo 2 ай бұрын
@@emisthem6562 yeah, ik, just wanted to make a joke of the waaaaay worse implication
@ictogon
@ictogon Ай бұрын
​@KarolOfGutovo what?!
@KarolOfGutovo
@KarolOfGutovo Ай бұрын
@@ictogon The top-level comment was edited after my first reply, it originally was "now we have to change an essential part of our drinking culture", without specifying the name as the part to change. My joke was to imply that the top-level comment posited that goon bags would need to change their contents to comply with the new meaning of the word goon.
@bettyjones3481
@bettyjones3481 2 ай бұрын
3:16 THE BOILED ONE??? WHY????????? NO. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL DOCTOR NOWHERE HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT TYPE OF PEOPLE HE'S CREATED.
@mageyplss
@mageyplss 2 ай бұрын
The internet has ruined a countless amount of words at this point
@lilyk5329
@lilyk5329 16 күн бұрын
3:45 it’s called the boiled one, it’s a monologue horror thing and it’s pretty good
@jordanfry5138
@jordanfry5138 2 ай бұрын
The end prediction is already a thing unfortunately, at least for images, and has gotten real people into real trouble. Because of fucking course it is.
@buddytheratmore7540
@buddytheratmore7540 2 ай бұрын
not to mention the government(?) is looking to put restrictions due to the amounts of cp being produced on these things
@MCSorry
@MCSorry Ай бұрын
TBF it's been a thing for years. It was digital art, then photoshop. Now it's just even more accessible.
@jordanfry5138
@jordanfry5138 Ай бұрын
@@MCSorry Not just accessible though, realistic. The issue is that it's now much harder for a random person to identify the difference, which makes these tools even more damaging.
@LiamDaToast
@LiamDaToast 2 ай бұрын
btw, the thing at 3:10 is called The Boiled One, or PHEN-228, from doctor nowhere's analog horror bull
@r33gz14
@r33gz14 2 ай бұрын
3:24 i believe that is the boiled man or something
@gammr3227
@gammr3227 4 күн бұрын
3:40 its the boiled one. You can buy a jar sized plushie but it will remove you from this reality if you put it in one
@darioferretti3758
@darioferretti3758 2 ай бұрын
3:15 got you kwite The boiled one by doctor nowhere
@potterinhe11
@potterinhe11 2 ай бұрын
As a certified gooner, I sometimes consider how many mutant sewer alligator-human hybrid children I might have were such a thing possible.
@Paradox_Incognito
@Paradox_Incognito 2 ай бұрын
It's giving killer croc
@soulie2001
@soulie2001 Ай бұрын
7:00 The Goonccountant
@sunfishensunfishen2271
@sunfishensunfishen2271 2 ай бұрын
‘Now you get to swipe left’ is honestly a really strong marketing slogan. Like that shit resonates on a psychological level
@otaku-chan4888
@otaku-chan4888 2 ай бұрын
the problem is the _reason_ it's strong is because it preys on strong negative feelings. even marketing needs ethics
@devalue7064
@devalue7064 2 ай бұрын
@@otaku-chan4888 im baffled that out of all marketing campaigns, you think THIS one is more abhorrent than others and demands different action
@otaku-chan4888
@otaku-chan4888 2 ай бұрын
@@devalue7064 lol I never 'demanded' any sort of 'different action'. I'm not mad, just disappointed. It's nowhere near abhorrent enough to elicit anything more than disappointment from me when there's other marketing campaigns out there directly hurting minorities.
@Jane-oz7pp
@Jane-oz7pp 2 ай бұрын
​@@devalue7064 "you're not allowed to comment on this thing we're talking about if you don't then also comment on literally every ethical question ever and also you're not allowed to think things should be done differently ever" Wow, I bet you have a lot of friends.
@devalue7064
@devalue7064 Ай бұрын
@@Jane-oz7pp Well this slogan is trying to make things done differently. I believe you just might be projecting your own discomfort because it hits close to home for you.
@FischlKinnie
@FischlKinnie 2 ай бұрын
4:56 STOP IT DONT RUIN GETO FOR ME 😭😭
@spicyicedcoffee1150
@spicyicedcoffee1150 2 ай бұрын
hear me out if i tell my teacher im cooming i get sent to the principles office if i tell me teacher im gooning they sit there confused while the whole class laughs
@peppermintspider
@peppermintspider 2 ай бұрын
Batman comics will never recover from this shift.
@nim2187
@nim2187 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Kwite for uploading right when I needed a shite so, I have something to watch during.
@louzo5175
@louzo5175 2 ай бұрын
3:45 yo kwite, taht character is the boiled one, from Doctor nowere analog horror!
@kfchero2
@kfchero2 2 ай бұрын
3:15 thats "The Boiled One" a recently new Analog Horror Monster
@WrongSentence
@WrongSentence 2 ай бұрын
Lil bro thinks he can stop me 💀💀
@p-__
@p-__ 2 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@door-chan
@door-chan 2 ай бұрын
@@p-__ fart on my face to prove it
@TheoneandonlyBeisola
@TheoneandonlyBeisola 2 ай бұрын
​@@p-__If you don't show proof, then it ain't true pookie bear😘
@A_Professional422
@A_Professional422 Ай бұрын
He can with the power of friendship
@WarshipMolester
@WarshipMolester Ай бұрын
A crown is warranted with strength and he is not strong enough to stop me
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 2 ай бұрын
3:58 THATS NORAH’S RANDY SHRINE?? IN YOUR VIDEO? WHAT
@flightlessbiird01
@flightlessbiird01 2 ай бұрын
JUST CAME HERE FROM THEIR INSTSGRAM STORY, I COULDNT BELIEVE IT LMAO
@JesterN_
@JesterN_ 2 ай бұрын
OOMF IN LAW IS FAMOUS NOW WOOOOO🙌🙌
@mushroomroyalty
@mushroomroyalty 2 ай бұрын
3:16 BOILED ONE MENTIONED!! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@freindlycommentator1710
@freindlycommentator1710 2 ай бұрын
speaking of icebergs, Kwite should examine transformers lore, now that one goes DEEP
@reepusvanguard
@reepusvanguard 2 ай бұрын
5:52 OML i think i had this same interaction with this person! it was so awkward... I tried to play along but It genuinely creeped me out oml.
@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256
@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 2 ай бұрын
stay safe! if you're ever uncomfortable online take a step back and reach out if possible. it's better to hesitate than to be stuck in a situation.
@bruhbruh-nl8hg
@bruhbruh-nl8hg 14 күн бұрын
the thing is from an analog horror called the "boiled one" 3:24
@prettybaby8156
@prettybaby8156 2 ай бұрын
I've had people try that with me on dating apps. I'm not sure why, but they almost always have actual pictures of themselves up. When I've been able to, I've flamed them so much that they unmatched me, or sent me an irate rant that I didn't even have time to fully read before they blocked me. I'd like to think that their feelings were hurt so bad that they got soft and started crying 😄
@TheHeavy353
@TheHeavy353 Ай бұрын
One character, 2 words: Bird Stolas
@TheRealRavenDiamond
@TheRealRavenDiamond 2 ай бұрын
Girl's we're making it out of the goon cave with this one
@badart3204
@badart3204 Ай бұрын
I was under the impression that gooning vs cooming is differentiated by the heavy emphasis on edging in gooning that isn’t existent in coomers.
@champiggyfrm_pig5271
@champiggyfrm_pig5271 Ай бұрын
From my understanding gooning was the lifestyle version of the act of edging
@Imamotherfreakingavocado
@Imamotherfreakingavocado 2 ай бұрын
The internet has to stop ruining innocent words, give goon back it's rightful glory
@ChowdiusPupperMemusII
@ChowdiusPupperMemusII 2 ай бұрын
That monster was an analogue horror called the boiled one phenomenon btw
@redwed6
@redwed6 2 ай бұрын
Bruh VRChat moment. The fact it was within a day, that's so on brand.
@kyokazuto
@kyokazuto 2 ай бұрын
Always my favourite part of the video when the media is offline and then offlines all over the place 11:08
@Totallynotacopyofmasteroogway
@Totallynotacopyofmasteroogway 2 ай бұрын
“Emergency Gooning kit “ is crazy 💀 💀
@ronnieedge2236
@ronnieedge2236 2 ай бұрын
5:35 Kwite, we spend our free time watching you, you know we have no taste.
@Tr33E00
@Tr33E00 2 ай бұрын
goon used to be one of my favorite words, now it has been taken from my grasp and that is one thing i will never forgive the internet for.
@cixelthesloth
@cixelthesloth Ай бұрын
This video reminded me of a volleyball tournament that is happening at my school, there is a team of about 30-40 people called the “goon squad”
@Charlotte_char4
@Charlotte_char4 2 ай бұрын
7:20 that’s oomf😭
@Kogitte
@Kogitte 2 ай бұрын
Hi
@america2793
@america2793 2 ай бұрын
1:50 this looks like A bad knock off of A characterai conversation 💀💀💀 3:38 I think he’s called “the boiled one” or something like that he’s from A analog horror
@CaptainBrawl_
@CaptainBrawl_ 2 ай бұрын
Swoozie and Kwite post in the same day, now I know this is a great day
@catmccat3004
@catmccat3004 2 ай бұрын
btw the thing at 3:16 is called "Phen 228" and it's from the "The Boiled One Phenomena" made by "Doctor Nowhere"
@juniistar
@juniistar 2 ай бұрын
9:21 gooner starter pack
@GalaxyTrash240
@GalaxyTrash240 2 ай бұрын
"Me and the goons hanging out"
@borfborf2250
@borfborf2250 2 ай бұрын
Oh I didn’t know you were on the goons before ! Love you and the other guys :3
@goosegooseproductions9587
@goosegooseproductions9587 Ай бұрын
The fact that they literally changed the dirty definition of goon to a different dirty definition is crazy
@Millie-and-mita-Official
@Millie-and-mita-Official 2 ай бұрын
8:33 I have hard Is just gold
@blakdeth
@blakdeth 2 ай бұрын
They mean different things though. Cooming is when you do it over and over again, gooning is when you do it once but for a very long time.
@Parcivals-Creations
@Parcivals-Creations 9 күн бұрын
For anyone looking for the monstrosity at 3:23 it comes from the amazing creator Doctor Nowhere in the video “The Boiled One Phenomenon”. I highly recommend.
@stormm69
@stormm69 Ай бұрын
I can just imagine the guy with the koopa pfp going on his pc and carefully readjusting his excel spreadsheet right after he comes, multiple times a day.
@souptime3070
@souptime3070 2 ай бұрын
Kwite brings up The Orifice, refuses to reveal name. Leaves.
@SWAGMASTER88842
@SWAGMASTER88842 2 ай бұрын
10:46 holy sh*t dude… kwite actually got serious about his feelings for a moment… dafuq?
@Book_Theory.
@Book_Theory. 2 ай бұрын
BOOOM!
@Rbxty
@Rbxty 2 ай бұрын
the word goon is like your favorite food. You say it all the time till someone else ruins it for you.
@pickledgoat_
@pickledgoat_ 2 ай бұрын
3:43 its the boiled one from the boiled one phenomenon by doctor nowhere. its getting a plush in late july so prepare your goon cave
@Milk-ck1wv
@Milk-ck1wv 2 ай бұрын
5:08 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Gooners need help
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