How much do The Goons make? - GOONS #23

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[@l30penguin]

Blargs favorite phrase: "Glad we got that sorted."

[@WindveilGT]

Or, “that checks out”

[@kadenthoreson9915]

Or, “I wish we brought back public executions”

[@joobjoob9231]

“Thats fair”

[@adamkoopmans3635]

"Dog AIDS"

[@l30penguin]

@@adamkoopmans3635 "Siri how old is ... 😳"

[@maxmuller8834]

Topic:how the goons think dooo will lose his virginity

[@nicksmith4576]

He wont

[@marcoalvarado8009]

I feel like at this point he doesn’t wanna lose it. His virginity is what gives him his super power.

[@torontomercenary]

To Madison Beer

[@clayton29]

THIS

[@zlac]

I'd pay an expensive... ...worker to seduce him or something, explain the situation so she would make sweet love to him. You know somewhat like in Cable Guy.

[@beelzboob6076]

"Sony knows i'm here" you can hear the fear in doo's voice, its like they're watching through his window....

[@axzzyz1701]

Damn didn’t know Microsoft was watching him too

[@stultusnocte]

@@axzzyz1701 this joke went unappreciated

[@katieellen7120]

I see McNasty got his energy back from last episode lmaoo

[@microwaveman2193]

He hibernated

[@knolhodgson7551]

He ate his smoked watermelon

[@xtexaschainsawx]

He just inhaled a monster, it's fine

[@chabusa34]

Agreed totally killed the vibe last episode 😂

[@Perseronkeli]

I guess he ate the packaging peanuts from old Amazon beef stick orders

[@racooze]

Favorite crayons for breakfast? I personally like red homicide.

[@ryve4523]

Grape

[@russainhockeypuckman7376]

nah bro Geneva convention green is where it's at

[@kjsirkirby]

Grey Holocaust slaps

[@TheFlaccidBananas]

Dark depression brown hits harder than my dad used to...

[@redhoodieloverforever5725]

Bro coronavirus yellow is the best

[@thedave7124]

Definitely don't let The Dooo play cyberpunk he'll be in the character customization for hours 🤣🤣🤣

[@whygiy4637]

Lol

[@timothytobing7212]

*E X P A N D D O N G*

[@avyayduggirala6230]

TOPICS: who are ur idols/ who do u look up to Relationship and hookup stories

[@Terra654]

Well TheDooo will be kind of left out on the second one..

[@jedd5644]

@@Terra654 what about that one dude he dated what was his name?

[@jedd5644]

@@Terra654 oh ya tux

[@Oscarmite1]

Didn’t they already do both of those? I don’t remember which podcast tho

[@piroten5602]

@@Oscarmite1 some of the first ones, i think it was 6th

[@Cymoar]

Goons: *play siege for 3 years* Also Goons: “What’s that one Siege map Chato?”

[@Naamanthemonkey]

The dooo is on it when it comes to figuring out what his friends are thinking. Like mcnastys stegosaurus thing and when soup thought blarg said his friend was hot

[@makotokeisatoruko8203]

Small correction, his friends' dad.

[@Naamanthemonkey]

@@makotokeisatoruko8203 kiss me

[@z0mbqe429]

@@Naamanthemonkey ayo?

[@TM-Pizs]

I like how Mcnasty still drinks water like isn’t that a fish’s house

[@cleep8974]

LMAOOO

[@harrywright1565]

Plants are also living organisms

[@peeteee]

@@harrywright1565 I read this as orgasms for a second

[@razormarkz]

I... I should NOT have played this while eating with my mother...

[@clayton29]

ROOKIE MOVE SON

[@kitrodriguez992]

You never watch any of these guys videos with parents man. What're you doing? Lmfao

[@razormarkz]

@@kitrodriguez992 my mum asked what people I watch on youtube and this notification immediately popped up so...

[@razormarkz]

@@TheCool348 the "you're dead" eye

[@evolutionarydeadend6812]

You must've forgotten what they're about. Lmao

[@krantzjr.6093]

topic: whats the grossest thing youve had to put up with? topic: what object would you least like to have?

[@rrailton6093]

My uncles shlong My uncles shlong

[@ViridianneCity]

Blarg: sex is not like porn Doo: its not like porn? Mcnasty: *laughs* Me: SAME BRO !! 😂😂😂😂

[@tommyellis7728]

Trying to imitate porn sex is boring anyway

[@killlakillenthusiasts7159]

That was so funny. Dumb ass...

[@rossharper1983]

@@tommyellis7728 then your imitating it wrong. Cos it's far from boring

[@tommyellis7728]

@@rossharper1983 or, how about, everyone has their own preferences? Its very boring to me and my fiancee.

[@rossharper1983]

@@tommyellis7728 I guess if you and her enjoy lights off missionary then good for you 👍

[@andrewsanderson1133]

Topic for next video: Have you guys actually genuinely ever pissed each other off or had heated arguments or fight off camera?

[@DylanABye]

Imagine if they had a 2 hour podcast episode 😂 I’m pretty sure their longest is only like an hour and 10 mins or something like that

[@LeveyHere]

The longer the better. And that applies to many things 😉

[@JustButtahOfficial]

McNasty would not allow that. He is the one that doesn't like the podcast going past 1 Hour.

[@Kush-ii]

@Kevin Gold haha yess

[@mrbald2851]

An hour of regular podcast the an hour of mcnasty anguished vegan screams

[@yaboirico9797]

Boiiii do I have some news for you lmaoo

[@applejuice2859]

topic: does soup have any closure to his fbi story

[@somethingelse5819]

Last time asking the goons to do a 2 hour episode because they missed one

[@Greg-Bahamas]

They deleted 17 because of the Carson situation

[@nightmare.4423]

@@Greg-Bahamas what happened with carson

[@Oscarmite1]

@@nightmare.4423 something about grooming a minor

[@nightmare.4423]

@@Oscarmite1 what lol thats a weird anwser but hey at lest it is

[@edwardrichard8093]

@@Oscarmite1 yes a 19 yr old groomed a 17 yr old lol

[@nocent6134]

Topic: if you were to change something that happened in the past, (either personal or universal) what would it be?

[@ostrichman7666]

Topic: who’s got the hairiest toes

[@glikcat]

topic: who's got the hairiest knuckles

[@peeteee]

Topic: who’s got the hairiest pubes

[@hand.sanitiizer]

Topic hair or taco

[@brennenmb1042]

topic idea: worst punishment from parents

[@brennen115]

Haha any other Brennen’s in here?🤣💀

[@rrailton6093]

My uncles punishment kinda hurt my ass

[@hand.sanitiizer]

@@rrailton6093 lmao

[@blender3935]

Blarg got yelled at for bullying someone, not assraping them with a broom. These are confusing times

[@silverrey7379]

50:58 don't know what you're talking about, my alarm is CREEPING DEATH and I'm completely fine

[@Brad-vh5bi]

When you come here early and don’t know what to say 😂

[@x.xn.x102]

Being first, you get the n word pass

[@whenpicklesfly3873]

That's what she said

[@Fipsh]

In your case... When you are so early you use an overused comment.

[@spoopyjones4870]

LOL!!

[@ronnielacher]

When no one gives a shit

[@tatyana6856]

I love hearing how energetic McNasty is during this episode compare to the last one. Great discussion! Cant wait to next week ep

[@maybeitsbunni]

By the end of 2021 there is gunna be no actual intelligible words just noise

[@karlsm381]

Ah yes McNasty gets it.. he's already on his way to being Blarg's bethren

[@Shaaake]

Wdym?

[@gbbhawaii8040]

Dooo should make an onlyfans that shows like a cm of his head. He’d make BANK!

[@memeknight3d219]

I lisened to this in class and my teacher asked why i was laughing and i had to share this podcast with this class and guess what im expelled now THANKS GOONS PODCAST!!!!!!

[@theirongamer7791]

Online or actually in a classroom

[@memeknight3d219]

@@theirongamer7791 it was in classroom

[@memeknight3d219]

and of course its the part that blarg talks about pegging

[@shaikm5151]

Dawg we all know that’s a fat lie😭

[@captaindynamite4783]

I would love to see Raccoon Eggs as a guest on the show. I know he’s been going through stuff but It would be such a great edition for an episode

[@luckypallone6647]

I dont have Twitter so here's a topic: has anyone from your past that you referenced in your videos ever hit you up trying to reconnect (example: mcnastys virginity couple)

[@amazonlobsta4348]

Topic: what’s the gayest thing y’all ever done

[@uncleboobs625]

thedoo

[@MrFusion]

thedo

[@irmacsladle538]

I read your comment in Dooo’s voice

[@TheSlyRat32]

Kiss my homie goodnight

[@lloiddd3435]

@@TheSlyRat32 that’s not gay that’s homiesexual

[@aidencollins8634]

Topic: worst date you've been on. Love the content, sub to soup.

[@spencerweller3626]

I like how the doo has actually posted more Omegle

[@wickoflegends]

I love how each intro becomes increasingly more braindead overtime

[@karlsm381]

yes I needed a new one was listening to the past ones too much this week

[@whenpicklesfly3873]

Bro, I do the same thing✌

[@ohsodarkskin]

All of us anime watches know that feeling when you get to the final episode but they're still making some in the studio

[@laceking9973]

My Dad passed away unexpectedly yesterday and this really helped make today not as bad, so thank you 💖

[@ma5terwarfare]

Topic: Favourite bands? Guitarists that influenced you to play guitar/favourite guitarists? Does it snow where you live? How often do you listen to music? Do you collect anything? (memorabilia, action figures, etc.) Ever got stabbed by anything? You guys play/played any instruments other than guitar?

[@WordsofHeresy]

"I can't imagine any 16 year old doing meth at school" I've known people that started tweaking in middle school 😬

[@lukelavalliere9674]

Topics: Dangerous things that happened to you or you saw as a kid that you didn’t realize were messed up until you were older Weirdest school experiences (like screaming from the hall or kids pooping in urinals) favorite plain milk crayon combo

[@bongwater1282]

26:00 I’m that one friend. I’ll drive off a cliff but keep a note on the dash that has the title of this video and the time stamp so they knew it was you that brought me to it.

[@snxuro]

I’ve watched every episode already, love listening to the podcast while laying down💯

[@x.xn.x102]

These guys probably make 500$ in foodstamps

[@jackzawalnicki4971]

congrats to dooo for finally getting a new chair

[@jacker2110]

YESSSSSSSSS, I've waited for this, I CRAVED FOR THIS.

[@keithkasselhute660]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR FOREVER thank yall this made my day a whole lot better

[@LeveyHere]

Heck yeah time to pass time in school listening to the Goons.

[@pituy_]

These intros are evolving I'll leave you to decide if that's backwards or forwards

[@fcantbanksy2064]

This is such a good birthday present for me 😂❤️

[@JustinTheSpider]

Topic: What is your favorite car or cars Year, make, and model. No fake cars

[@zacmargolis1104]

11:11 nah they were just playing among us😭

[@Bendrums]

We need all the goons to make a song together. That would make 2021 good

[@davidvilla9704]

Topic: what is something that made your childhood. Topic: what are some tv shows u love and maybe wanna see or rewatch. Topic: How did u all meet and how did your parents meet. Topic: Any foods you really like or wanna try

[@shaneblair4081]

Topic: When you are talking to friends/family do you ever say my friend?

[@monkeyman3491]

They don’t they say that it’s cringe

[@bodelawrie7217]

This is honestly the best podcast yet.

[@Katherine-yu4od]

Breaking Bad is so good, messing your sleep schedule is worth it lol

[@kadentamblyn7879]

As an active Mormon, I can confirm we use technology.

[@michaelsteele2706]

They would have been waiting like 18 years for supernatural lol

[@Tntlilbro]

Topic: have you ever had a pregnancy scare

[@rickeyedwards6831]

Not dooo :)

[@Tntlilbro]

@TheRaccoonGamer he’ll leave to get his food

[@taelyndoty6362]

Honestly I really needed this

[@andresflores7750]

Yes, I needed my weekly dose of stupidity

[@zacmargolis1104]

7:43 I love it when McNasty clarifies things for everyone😭 Ohhh a cup cup The Errrgerure

[@irmacsladle538]

I looked up “Mcnasty birthday” and it’s said 1972 lol

[@quizzically_ambiguous]

Oh I can so tell y’all are in full KZbinR CONTENT MODE on this one. This was awesome lmao

[@kale_salad4874]

Who’s winning in a fight - HONSE OR BIG CHOOONGUS

[@MonkeMan2.0]

I already knew about the “oooohrr” dinosaur

[@CB-kh4rv]

Topic: closest dooo (or anyone) has gotten to creaming their pants

[@LiquidSoapDrinker]

A yes, the goons podcast, an Arabian, a southerner, a box, and a gaytarist

[@DrEagle1776]

Topic: what is something that you shouldn't do when you start youtube

[@crowofjudgement1640]

Answer: THIS

[@bgasper7]

Soups teacher called an emergency meeting

[@megacrocs7766]

soup i also love natures own honey wheat

[@drunklilly]

0:00 sounds like a lightsaber swinging at the end of welcome lol and at 0:31

[@Just.you.know.wh0]

Topic: have any of y’all met in person or have plans to meet in person after COVID?

[@nubsmcthiccc]

Theyve talked about it in previous podcasts

[@fartman.mp3]

I love this podcast so much its garbage that it comes back around to being great

[@McSpaeBae]

Topic: Why is McNasty so loud in the intro-

[@taylorkane2828]

He’s just like that, no one knows why. Maybe he’s trying to hype himself and everyone else up, or maybe it’s a cry for help. Who knows

[@McSpaeBae]

@@taylorkane2828 maybe. He's just a loud human being-

[@taylorkane2828]

@@McSpaeBae Yes, yes he is. He’s almost blown out my earbuds before

[@McSpaeBae]

@@taylorkane2828 He has blown out my eardrums, and probably everyone else that's around me-

[@gtatertots9567]

On McNasty's famousbirthdays, it says, "He created a character called Ainsley on his friend Fitz's KZbin channel."

[@lloiddd3435]

*McCreamy from fortnite has left the chat*

[@dgrant9127]

Topic for the next podcast: Macaroni or Cheese?

[@HolyBread]

45:34 my favorite goons topic so far

[@BradleyM834]

Topic: What's one song you dislike and why?

[@marcoalvarado8009]

Thunderstrucc

[@noemct9745]

@@marcoalvarado8009 thundersucks *

[@uppadasaravan]

“Did you know they used to be called Tom and Jerry?” It gives me family feud youtuber edition flashbacks

[@cynical8249]

Topic: Where do y'all see your self in 10 years

[@makotokeisatoruko8203]

"Don't say doin' your wife, Don't say doin' your wife." 😂🤣 Reference lmfao

[@Knucklehead-tx2go]

Podcast Topics 1. Dream sub count 2. Favorite show right now 3. Favorite food 4. Did you guys ever do hands on classes in school. (wood shop, welding) 5. Favorite adult beverages 6. Favorite company you’ve worked with 7. Ever broken a bone 8. Dream vacation 9. Worst childhood memory that wasn’t a car crash 10. Ever been on a road trip 11. Favorite fast food place 12. Do you like to cook 13. What’s a video game you hate

[@aghyadalsamman95]

Topic: what drink would you live with for the rest of your life

[@NickMK]

The alarm snoozing bit really hit me. Sometimes I really can't pick between waking up or turning off the alarm. But I never did it with anyone else having to listen to it, fortunately. Cause I'm lonely

[@jw776]

Topic: favorite condom brand (dooo is not allowed to answer this question)

[@DrSlobGoblin]

Why not? What if he likes the flavors? What if it makes for easier clean up? Don't discount his potential.

[@celery7274]

I put a spoon full of soup in my mouth right as they said rhino balls and now there's soup literally everywhere.

[@mostafaelsrouji135]

Topic: What was your first car?

[@yeetusthefetus5759]

This is a good one

[@ApathyC3]

Topic ideas: (sorry if some of these are too similar to past topics) - scariest scenario a friend put you in - oddest belief you had as a child - dream jobs before yt was seen as a future - worst habit you had as a kid or even now

[@gavina3272]

It’s not on Spotify yet😢

[@kaelansong3521]

Topic: What is a thing you think shouldn't exist/have been made, and why is it McNasty

[@giannisfilippou8263]

Topic: a reason you would marry dooo

[@aresgaming7351]

On the topic of alarms, my mom will wake me up gently and give me 5 mins to fully wake up, but my dad will turn on all the lights, start marching and singing EXTREMELY loud and bad

[@bababooey3885]

Topic for the podcast: would you rather be the first or last person to ever live

[@andrewwilson6407]

ᵇᵒᵗʰ

[@bababooey3885]

@@andrewwilson6407 yes

[@goldennight5411]

I was eating when I started watching this Podcast, I will finish my food damm it

[@marcusholloway7728]

Topic: What are some of your pet peeves with KZbin users? Ex: People who will comment “ FiRsT! “ ect.

[@daveydoinks5347]

Why does that bug you? Never understood why people get annoyed at someone saying "first"

[@marcusholloway7728]

@@daveydoinks5347 because its literally the most pointless thing in the world, so the people who do it are just annoying

[@RetiredRobot]

@@daveydoinks5347 because it’s a very glaring example of how Internet culture influences people to act narcissistic; seeking attention in a comment section of a video where no one knows you is mad cringe

[@marcusholloway7728]

@@RetiredRobot more in depth explanation but yea agreed.

[@daveydoinks5347]

@@RetiredRobot idk man, I think its just something people like to do. Honestly the way you and other people look to deeply into it is pretty cringey. But hey everyone's different.

[@tylerolson4261]

A back mowhawk is just a shark fin

[@impressivedan1689]

Topic: What is the worse product you ever purchased

[@hezekiahlewis1201]

“Feathered Indians” and “Lady May” were probably the two Tyler Childers songs 😂

[@jacobhenry903]

I’m so confused and need answers, is the dooo actually gay?

[@birdiemcflap5110]

no hes said multiple times hes straight

[@rndmdrwrreedr8483]

I remember him saying one time he was omnisexual and then they made fun of him being a Ben ten alien or something

[@Queenie_Plays_]

@@rndmdrwrreedr8483 i hope they were just joking around

[@rndmdrwrreedr8483]

@@Queenie_Plays_ hah yeahh but he’s verified on several podcasts he’s straight, yet he’ll still get a load of shit from the others 🤣🤣

[@Queenie_Plays_]

@@rndmdrwrreedr8483 right lol

[@melaniamapelli3436]

Topic: how do your roommates (parents for Dooo) deal with you being loud or playing guitar at any hour of the day? Have your neighbors ever complaint about this?