How much do The Goons make? - GOONS #23

[@katieellen7120]

I see McNasty got his energy back from last episode lmaoo

[@microwaveman2193]

He hibernated

[@knolhodgson7551]

He ate his smoked watermelon

[@xtexaschainsawx]

He just inhaled a monster, it's fine

[@chabusa34]

Agreed totally killed the vibe last episode 😂

[@Perseronkeli]

I guess he ate the packaging peanuts from old Amazon beef stick orders

[@l30penguin]

Blargs favorite phrase: "Glad we got that sorted."

[@WindveilGT]

Or, “that checks out”

[@kadenthoreson9915]

Or, “I wish we brought back public executions”

[@joobjoob9231]

“Thats fair”

[@adamkoopmans3635]

"Dog AIDS"

[@l30penguin]

@@adamkoopmans3635 "Siri how old is ... 😳"

[@racooze]

Favorite crayons for breakfast? I personally like red homicide.

[@ryve4523]

Grape

[@russainhockeypuckman7376]

nah bro Geneva convention green is where it's at

[@kjsirkirby]

Grey Holocaust slaps

[@TheFlaccidBananas]

Dark depression brown hits harder than my dad used to...

[@redhoodieloverforever5725]

Bro coronavirus yellow is the best

[@maxmuller8834]

Topic:how the goons think dooo will lose his virginity

[@nicksmith4576]

He wont

[@marcoalvarado8009]

I feel like at this point he doesn’t wanna lose it. His virginity is what gives him his super power.

[@torontomercenary]

To Madison Beer

[@clayton29]

THIS

[@zlac]

I'd pay an expensive... ...worker to seduce him or something, explain the situation so she would make sweet love to him. You know somewhat like in Cable Guy.

[@avyayduggirala6230]

TOPICS: who are ur idols/ who do u look up to Relationship and hookup stories

[@Terra654]

Well TheDooo will be kind of left out on the second one..

[@jedd5644]

@@Terra654 what about that one dude he dated what was his name?

[@jedd5644]

@@Terra654 oh ya tux

[@Oscarmite1]

Didn’t they already do both of those? I don’t remember which podcast tho

[@piroten5602]

@@Oscarmite1 some of the first ones, i think it was 6th

[@thedave7124]

Definitely don't let The Dooo play cyberpunk he'll be in the character customization for hours 🤣🤣🤣

[@whygiy4637]

Lol

[@timothytobing7212]

*E X P A N D D O N G*

[@Naamanthemonkey]

The dooo is on it when it comes to figuring out what his friends are thinking. Like mcnastys stegosaurus thing and when soup thought blarg said his friend was hot

[@makotokeisatoruko8203]

Small correction, his friends' dad.

[@Naamanthemonkey]

@@makotokeisatoruko8203 kiss me

[@z0mbqe429]

@@Naamanthemonkey ayo?

[@andrewsanderson1133]

Topic for next video: Have you guys actually genuinely ever pissed each other off or had heated arguments or fight off camera?

[@Cymoar]

Goons: *play siege for 3 years* Also Goons: “What’s that one Siege map Chato?”

[@krantzjr.6093]

topic: whats the grossest thing youve had to put up with? topic: what object would you least like to have?

[@rrailton6093]

My uncles shlong My uncles shlong

[@ViridianneCity]

Blarg: sex is not like porn Doo: its not like porn? Mcnasty: *laughs* Me: SAME BRO !! 😂😂😂😂

[@tommyellis7728]

Trying to imitate porn sex is boring anyway

[@killlakillenthusiasts7159]

That was so funny. Dumb ass...

[@rossharper1983]

@@tommyellis7728 then your imitating it wrong. Cos it's far from boring

[@tommyellis7728]

@@rossharper1983 or, how about, everyone has their own preferences? Its very boring to me and my fiancee.

[@rossharper1983]

@@tommyellis7728 I guess if you and her enjoy lights off missionary then good for you 👍

[@DylanABye]

Imagine if they had a 2 hour podcast episode 😂 I’m pretty sure their longest is only like an hour and 10 mins or something like that

[@LeveyHere]

The longer the better. And that applies to many things 😉

[@JustButtahOfficial]

McNasty would not allow that. He is the one that doesn't like the podcast going past 1 Hour.

[@Kush-ii]

@Kevin Gold haha yess

[@mrbald2851]

An hour of regular podcast the an hour of mcnasty anguished vegan screams

[@yaboirico9797]

Boiiii do I have some news for you lmaoo

[@razormarkz]

I... I should NOT have played this while eating with my mother...

[@clayton29]

ROOKIE MOVE SON

[@kitrodriguez992]

You never watch any of these guys videos with parents man. What're you doing? Lmfao

[@razormarkz]

@@kitrodriguez992 my mum asked what people I watch on youtube and this notification immediately popped up so...

[@razormarkz]

@@TheCool348 the "you're dead" eye

[@evolutionarydeadend6812]

You must've forgotten what they're about. Lmao

[@nocent6134]

Topic: if you were to change something that happened in the past, (either personal or universal) what would it be?

[@TM-Pizs]

I like how Mcnasty still drinks water like isn’t that a fish’s house

[@cleep8974]

LMAOOO

[@harrywright1565]

Plants are also living organisms

[@peeteee]

@@harrywright1565 I read this as orgasms for a second

[@tatyana6856]

I love hearing how energetic McNasty is during this episode compare to the last one. Great discussion! Cant wait to next week ep

[@snxuro]

I’ve watched every episode already, love listening to the podcast while laying down💯

[@karlsm381]

yes I needed a new one was listening to the past ones too much this week

[@whenpicklesfly3873]

Bro, I do the same thing✌

[@silverrey7379]

50:58 don't know what you're talking about, my alarm is CREEPING DEATH and I'm completely fine

[@applejuice2859]

topic: does soup have any closure to his fbi story

[@keithkasselhute660]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR FOREVER thank yall this made my day a whole lot better

[@aidencollins8634]

Topic: worst date you've been on. Love the content, sub to soup.

[@brennenmb1042]

topic idea: worst punishment from parents

[@brennen115]

Haha any other Brennen’s in here?🤣💀

[@rrailton6093]

My uncles punishment kinda hurt my ass

[@hand.sanitiizer]

@@rrailton6093 lmao

[@ostrichman7666]

Topic: who’s got the hairiest toes

[@glikcat]

topic: who's got the hairiest knuckles

[@peeteee]

Topic: who’s got the hairiest pubes

[@hand.sanitiizer]

Topic hair or taco

[@somethingelse5819]

Last time asking the goons to do a 2 hour episode because they missed one

[@Greg-Bahamas]

They deleted 17 because of the Carson situation

[@nightmare.4423]

@@Greg-Bahamas what happened with carson

[@Oscarmite1]

@@nightmare.4423 something about grooming a minor

[@nightmare.4423]

@@Oscarmite1 what lol thats a weird anwser but hey at lest it is

[@edwardrichard8093]

@@Oscarmite1 yes a 19 yr old groomed a 17 yr old lol

[@maybeitsbunni]

By the end of 2021 there is gunna be no actual intelligible words just noise

[@fcantbanksy2064]

This is such a good birthday present for me 😂❤️

[@karlsm381]

Ah yes McNasty gets it.. he's already on his way to being Blarg's bethren

[@Shaaake]

Wdym?

[@laceking9973]

My Dad passed away unexpectedly yesterday and this really helped make today not as bad, so thank you 💖

[@ma5terwarfare]

Topic: Favourite bands? Guitarists that influenced you to play guitar/favourite guitarists? Does it snow where you live? How often do you listen to music? Do you collect anything? (memorabilia, action figures, etc.) Ever got stabbed by anything? You guys play/played any instruments other than guitar?

[@amazonlobsta4348]

Topic: what’s the gayest thing y’all ever done

[@uncleboobs625]

thedoo

[@MrFusion]

thedo

[@irmacsladle538]

I read your comment in Dooo’s voice

[@TheSlyRat32]

Kiss my homie goodnight

[@lloiddd3435]

@@TheSlyRat32 that’s not gay that’s homiesexual

[@captaindynamite4783]

I would love to see Raccoon Eggs as a guest on the show. I know he’s been going through stuff but It would be such a great edition for an episode

[@blender3935]

Blarg got yelled at for bullying someone, not assraping them with a broom. These are confusing times

[@memeknight3d219]

I lisened to this in class and my teacher asked why i was laughing and i had to share this podcast with this class and guess what im expelled now THANKS GOONS PODCAST!!!!!!

[@theirongamer7791]

Online or actually in a classroom

[@memeknight3d219]

@@theirongamer7791 it was in classroom

[@memeknight3d219]

and of course its the part that blarg talks about pegging

[@shaikm5151]

Dawg we all know that’s a fat lie😭

[@jacker2110]

YESSSSSSSSS, I've waited for this, I CRAVED FOR THIS.

[@luckypallone6647]

I dont have Twitter so here's a topic: has anyone from your past that you referenced in your videos ever hit you up trying to reconnect (example: mcnastys virginity couple)

[@Brad-vh5bi]

When you come here early and don’t know what to say 😂

[@x.xn.x102]

Being first, you get the n word pass

[@whenpicklesfly3873]

That's what she said

[@Fipsh]

In your case... When you are so early you use an overused comment.

[@spoopyjones4870]

LOL!!

[@ronnielacher]

When no one gives a shit

[@taelyndoty6362]

Honestly I really needed this

[@LeveyHere]

Heck yeah time to pass time in school listening to the Goons.

[@gbbhawaii8040]

Dooo should make an onlyfans that shows like a cm of his head. He’d make BANK!

[@lukelavalliere9674]

Topics: Dangerous things that happened to you or you saw as a kid that you didn’t realize were messed up until you were older Weirdest school experiences (like screaming from the hall or kids pooping in urinals) favorite plain milk crayon combo

[@spencerweller3626]

I like how the doo has actually posted more Omegle

[@ohsodarkskin]

All of us anime watches know that feeling when you get to the final episode but they're still making some in the studio

[@orivyxproductions6619]

These podcasts get me through work. I listen to all of these podcasts on repeat

[@wickoflegends]

I love how each intro becomes increasingly more braindead overtime

[@Bendrums]

We need all the goons to make a song together. That would make 2021 good

[@bodelawrie7217]

This is honestly the best podcast yet.

[@x.xn.x102]

These guys probably make 500$ in foodstamps

[@bgasper7]

Soups teacher called an emergency meeting

[@pituy_]

These intros are evolving I'll leave you to decide if that's backwards or forwards

[@brittmartinez4712]

I found this podcast like a week or 2 ago and.... I beg you please never stop. I can't get enough of it. Better than acid.... maybe better with acid... those days are in the past. Keep this shit up please!!💜

[@jackzawalnicki4971]

congrats to dooo for finally getting a new chair

[@danielnoe3494]

Love the podcasts guys wish they were longer

[@WordsofHeresy]

"I can't imagine any 16 year old doing meth at school" I've known people that started tweaking in middle school 😬

[@bongwater1282]

26:00 I’m that one friend. I’ll drive off a cliff but keep a note on the dash that has the title of this video and the time stamp so they knew it was you that brought me to it.

[@davidvilla9704]

Topic: what is something that made your childhood. Topic: what are some tv shows u love and maybe wanna see or rewatch. Topic: How did u all meet and how did your parents meet. Topic: Any foods you really like or wanna try

[@davecrupel2817]

40:25 "Chalet" That is my alltime favorite design of house. Likely built by a company called "Amish Dream Homes" based out of Montana. They're great at what they do. And they have a TV show for it too.

[@zacmargolis1104]

11:11 nah they were just playing among us😭

[@NickMK]

The alarm snoozing bit really hit me. Sometimes I really can't pick between waking up or turning off the alarm. But I never did it with anyone else having to listen to it, fortunately. Cause I'm lonely

[@andresflores7750]

Yes, I needed my weekly dose of stupidity

[@jasper5393]

this made me feel so much better as i had a horrible day. Thanks guys.

[@JustinTheSpider]

Topic: What is your favorite car or cars Year, make, and model. No fake cars

[@muddytruck3395]

I love these podcasts.

[@kadentamblyn7879]

As an active Mormon, I can confirm we use technology.

[@drunklilly]

0:00 sounds like a lightsaber swinging at the end of welcome lol and at 0:31

[@kale_salad4874]

Who’s winning in a fight - HONSE OR BIG CHOOONGUS

[@fishman_tony]

I live in Buffalo, NY. There's a huge Amish village about 2hrs away in the middle of nowhere. Theres a few of them that use computers for like online sales and trading. Everything else is what you'd expect. They have some really good candy though. Hard working and pretty nice people too.

[@irmacsladle538]

I looked up “Mcnasty birthday” and it’s said 1972 lol

[@MonkeMan2.0]

I already knew about the “oooohrr” dinosaur

[@megacrocs7766]

soup i also love natures own honey wheat

[@zacmargolis1104]

7:43 I love it when McNasty clarifies things for everyone😭 Ohhh a cup cup The Errrgerure

[@shaneblair4081]

Topic: When you are talking to friends/family do you ever say my friend?

[@monkeyman3491]

They don’t they say that it’s cringe

[@meatheadwithamullet5605]

By far most favorite intro! Do it again

[@CB-kh4rv]

Topic: closest dooo (or anyone) has gotten to creaming their pants

[@quizzically_ambiguous]

Oh I can so tell y’all are in full KZbinR CONTENT MODE on this one. This was awesome lmao

[@Tntlilbro]

Topic: have you ever had a pregnancy scare

[@rickeyedwards6831]

Not dooo :)

[@Tntlilbro]

@TheRaccoonGamer he’ll leave to get his food

[@ranchbb]

i fall asleep to this podcast everynight no cap straight faxxxx

[@Just.you.know.wh0]

Topic: have any of y’all met in person or have plans to meet in person after COVID?

[@nubsmcthiccc]

Theyve talked about it in previous podcasts

[@aljandrojuarez4239]

You guys are truly awesome really I been watching you guys for ever sincei was in middle school I really love the the video about you guys making the British kids rage hard you guys are amazing

[@aljandrojuarez4239]

Oh and a good topic I have what do you guys have for the future with your channels and what do you want to do besides KZbin

[@BradleyM834]

Topic: What's one song you dislike and why?

[@marcoalvarado8009]

Thunderstrucc

[@noemct9745]

@@marcoalvarado8009 thundersucks *

[@raymondesqueriv9645]

Hey Goons and sometimes Grizzy, don't really have a topic for you guys but something I wanted to share. I've been subscribed to all of you guys for a while now and have loved the stuff you've posted. I was in the hospital for a month last year because of Covid and I wasn't expected to live. Honestly if it wasn't for you guys posting stuff that makes me laugh all the time I wouldn't be here. So keep up the good work and I hope you guys have a good year because I'm a fan for life😁👍

[@gavina3272]

It’s not on Spotify yet😢

[@justarandomguy1628]

It might be the most chaotic and disorganized podcast, but I am still hella excited for every episode and I find myself being entertained every single time

[@mostafaelsrouji135]

Topic: What was your first car?

[@yeetusthefetus5759]

This is a good one

[@bigddaryl9485]

Its so cool that you guys are uploading consistantly again

[@DrEagle1776]

Topic: what is something that you shouldn't do when you start youtube

[@crowofjudgement1640]

Answer: THIS

[@michaelsteele2706]

They would have been waiting like 18 years for supernatural lol

[@dgrant9127]

Topic for the next podcast: Macaroni or Cheese?

[@nonamesforme]

This is exactly what I needed

[@McSpaeBae]

Topic: Why is McNasty so loud in the intro-

[@taylorkane2828]

He’s just like that, no one knows why. Maybe he’s trying to hype himself and everyone else up, or maybe it’s a cry for help. Who knows

[@McSpaeBae]

@@taylorkane2828 maybe. He's just a loud human being-

[@taylorkane2828]

@@McSpaeBae Yes, yes he is. He’s almost blown out my earbuds before

[@McSpaeBae]

@@taylorkane2828 He has blown out my eardrums, and probably everyone else that's around me-

[@scoon04]

I put this podcast on expecting to fall asleep. I almost died from laughing at the dinosaur part

[@cynical8249]

Topic: Where do y'all see your self in 10 years

[@makotokeisatoruko8203]

"Don't say doin' your wife, Don't say doin' your wife." 😂🤣 Reference lmfao

[@drakec5625]

46:50 I've had the same thing happen with me but with store bought bread but I just slapped butter on bread and took it to school for lunch and when I bit it I immediately gagged and almost threw up on class but I quickly ran over to the garbage to spit it out. It tasted like what cat litter would taste like though. After that I didn't have butter on bread or toast for a very long time

[@aghyadalsamman95]

Topic: what drink would you live with for the rest of your life

[@Katherine-yu4od]

Breaking Bad is so good, messing your sleep schedule is worth it lol

[@giannisfilippou8263]

Topic: a reason you would marry dooo

[@Knucklehead-tx2go]

Podcast Topics 1. Dream sub count 2. Favorite show right now 3. Favorite food 4. Did you guys ever do hands on classes in school. (wood shop, welding) 5. Favorite adult beverages 6. Favorite company you’ve worked with 7. Ever broken a bone 8. Dream vacation 9. Worst childhood memory that wasn’t a car crash 10. Ever been on a road trip 11. Favorite fast food place 12. Do you like to cook 13. What’s a video game you hate

[@coughingcat7397]

hey gay oons

[@fartman.mp3]

I love this podcast so much its garbage that it comes back around to being great

[@jw776]

Topic: favorite condom brand (dooo is not allowed to answer this question)

[@DrSlobGoblin]

Why not? What if he likes the flavors? What if it makes for easier clean up? Don't discount his potential.