How much do The Goons make? - GOONS #23

[@maxmuller8834]

Topic:how the goons think dooo will lose his virginity

[@nicksmith4576]

He wont

[@marcoalvarado8009]

I feel like at this point he doesn’t wanna lose it. His virginity is what gives him his super power.

[@torontomercenary]

To Madison Beer

[@clayton29]

THIS

[@zlac]

I'd pay an expensive... ...worker to seduce him or something, explain the situation so she would make sweet love to him. You know somewhat like in Cable Guy.

[@katieellen7120]

I see McNasty got his energy back from last episode lmaoo

[@microwaveman2193]

He hibernated

[@knolhodgson7551]

He ate his smoked watermelon

[@xtexaschainsawx]

He just inhaled a monster, it's fine

[@chabusa34]

Agreed totally killed the vibe last episode 😂

[@Perseronkeli]

I guess he ate the packaging peanuts from old Amazon beef stick orders

[@l30penguin]

Blargs favorite phrase: "Glad we got that sorted."

[@WindveilGT]

Or, “that checks out”

[@kadenthoreson9915]

Or, “I wish we brought back public executions”

[@joobjoob9231]

“Thats fair”

[@adamkoopmans3635]

"Dog AIDS"

[@l30penguin]

@@adamkoopmans3635 "Siri how old is ... 😳"

[@racooze]

Favorite crayons for breakfast? I personally like red homicide.

[@ryve4523]

Grape

[@russainhockeypuckman7376]

nah bro Geneva convention green is where it's at

[@kjsirkirby]

Grey Holocaust slaps

[@TheFlaccidBananas]

Dark depression brown hits harder than my dad used to...

[@redhoodieloverforever5725]

Bro coronavirus yellow is the best

[@thedave7124]

Definitely don't let The Dooo play cyberpunk he'll be in the character customization for hours 🤣🤣🤣

[@whygiy4637]

Lol

[@timothytobing7212]

*E X P A N D D O N G*

[@Cymoar]

Goons: *play siege for 3 years* Also Goons: “What’s that one Siege map Chato?”

[@Naamanthemonkey]

The dooo is on it when it comes to figuring out what his friends are thinking. Like mcnastys stegosaurus thing and when soup thought blarg said his friend was hot

[@makotokeisatoruko8203]

Small correction, his friends' dad.

[@Naamanthemonkey]

@@makotokeisatoruko8203 kiss me

[@z0mbqe429]

@@Naamanthemonkey ayo?

[@avyayduggirala6230]

TOPICS: who are ur idols/ who do u look up to Relationship and hookup stories

[@Terra654]

Well TheDooo will be kind of left out on the second one..

[@jedd5644]

@@Terra654 what about that one dude he dated what was his name?

[@jedd5644]

@@Terra654 oh ya tux

[@Oscarmite1]

Didn’t they already do both of those? I don’t remember which podcast tho

[@piroten5602]

@@Oscarmite1 some of the first ones, i think it was 6th

[@TM-Pizs]

I like how Mcnasty still drinks water like isn’t that a fish’s house

[@cleep8974]

LMAOOO

[@harrywright1565]

Plants are also living organisms

[@peeteee]

@@harrywright1565 I read this as orgasms for a second

[@krantzjr.6093]

topic: whats the grossest thing youve had to put up with? topic: what object would you least like to have?

[@rrailton6093]

My uncles shlong My uncles shlong

[@andrewsanderson1133]

Topic for next video: Have you guys actually genuinely ever pissed each other off or had heated arguments or fight off camera?

[@tatyana6856]

I love hearing how energetic McNasty is during this episode compare to the last one. Great discussion! Cant wait to next week ep

[@ViridianneCity]

Blarg: sex is not like porn Doo: its not like porn? Mcnasty: *laughs* Me: SAME BRO !! 😂😂😂😂

[@tommyellis7728]

Trying to imitate porn sex is boring anyway

[@killlakillenthusiasts7159]

That was so funny. Dumb ass...

[@rossharper1983]

@@tommyellis7728 then your imitating it wrong. Cos it's far from boring

[@tommyellis7728]

@@rossharper1983 or, how about, everyone has their own preferences? Its very boring to me and my fiancee.

[@rossharper1983]

@@tommyellis7728 I guess if you and her enjoy lights off missionary then good for you 👍

[@nocent6134]

Topic: if you were to change something that happened in the past, (either personal or universal) what would it be?

[@razormarkz]

I... I should NOT have played this while eating with my mother...

[@clayton29]

ROOKIE MOVE SON

[@kitrodriguez992]

You never watch any of these guys videos with parents man. What're you doing? Lmfao

[@razormarkz]

@@kitrodriguez992 my mum asked what people I watch on youtube and this notification immediately popped up so...

[@razormarkz]

@@TheCool348 the "you're dead" eye

[@evolutionarydeadend6812]

You must've forgotten what they're about. Lmao

[@DylanABye]

Imagine if they had a 2 hour podcast episode 😂 I’m pretty sure their longest is only like an hour and 10 mins or something like that

[@LeveyHere]

The longer the better. And that applies to many things 😉

[@JustButtahOfficial]

McNasty would not allow that. He is the one that doesn't like the podcast going past 1 Hour.

[@Kush-ii]

@Kevin Gold haha yess

[@mrbald2851]

An hour of regular podcast the an hour of mcnasty anguished vegan screams

[@yaboirico9797]

Boiiii do I have some news for you lmaoo

[@silverrey7379]

50:58 don't know what you're talking about, my alarm is CREEPING DEATH and I'm completely fine

[@somethingelse5819]

Last time asking the goons to do a 2 hour episode because they missed one

[@Greg-Bahamas]

They deleted 17 because of the Carson situation

[@nightmare.4423]

@@Greg-Bahamas what happened with carson

[@Oscarmite1]

@@nightmare.4423 something about grooming a minor

[@nightmare.4423]

@@Oscarmite1 what lol thats a weird anwser but hey at lest it is

[@edwardrichard8093]

@@Oscarmite1 yes a 19 yr old groomed a 17 yr old lol

[@applejuice2859]

topic: does soup have any closure to his fbi story

[@laceking9973]

My Dad passed away unexpectedly yesterday and this really helped make today not as bad, so thank you 💖

[@blender3935]

Blarg got yelled at for bullying someone, not assraping them with a broom. These are confusing times

[@ma5terwarfare]

Topic: Favourite bands? Guitarists that influenced you to play guitar/favourite guitarists? Does it snow where you live? How often do you listen to music? Do you collect anything? (memorabilia, action figures, etc.) Ever got stabbed by anything? You guys play/played any instruments other than guitar?

[@ostrichman7666]

Topic: who’s got the hairiest toes

[@glikcat]

topic: who's got the hairiest knuckles

[@peeteee]

Topic: who’s got the hairiest pubes

[@hand.sanitiizer]

Topic hair or taco

[@bongwater1282]

26:00 I’m that one friend. I’ll drive off a cliff but keep a note on the dash that has the title of this video and the time stamp so they knew it was you that brought me to it.

[@memeknight3d219]

I lisened to this in class and my teacher asked why i was laughing and i had to share this podcast with this class and guess what im expelled now THANKS GOONS PODCAST!!!!!!

[@theirongamer7791]

Online or actually in a classroom

[@memeknight3d219]

@@theirongamer7791 it was in classroom

[@memeknight3d219]

and of course its the part that blarg talks about pegging

[@shaikm5151]

Dawg we all know that’s a fat lie😭

[@captaindynamite4783]

I would love to see Raccoon Eggs as a guest on the show. I know he’s been going through stuff but It would be such a great edition for an episode

[@brennenmb1042]

topic idea: worst punishment from parents

[@brennen115]

Haha any other Brennen’s in here?🤣💀

[@rrailton6093]

My uncles punishment kinda hurt my ass

[@hand.sanitiizer]

@@rrailton6093 lmao

[@keithkasselhute660]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR FOREVER thank yall this made my day a whole lot better

[@davidvilla9704]

Topic: what is something that made your childhood. Topic: what are some tv shows u love and maybe wanna see or rewatch. Topic: How did u all meet and how did your parents meet. Topic: Any foods you really like or wanna try

[@Knucklehead-tx2go]

Podcast Topics 1. Dream sub count 2. Favorite show right now 3. Favorite food 4. Did you guys ever do hands on classes in school. (wood shop, welding) 5. Favorite adult beverages 6. Favorite company you’ve worked with 7. Ever broken a bone 8. Dream vacation 9. Worst childhood memory that wasn’t a car crash 10. Ever been on a road trip 11. Favorite fast food place 12. Do you like to cook 13. What’s a video game you hate

[@karlsm381]

yes I needed a new one was listening to the past ones too much this week

[@whenpicklesfly3873]

Bro, I do the same thing✌

[@ApathyC3]

Topic ideas: (sorry if some of these are too similar to past topics) - scariest scenario a friend put you in - oddest belief you had as a child - dream jobs before yt was seen as a future - worst habit you had as a kid or even now

[@spencerweller3626]

I like how the doo has actually posted more Omegle

[@snxuro]

I’ve watched every episode already, love listening to the podcast while laying down💯

[@aidencollins8634]

Topic: worst date you've been on. Love the content, sub to soup.

[@maybeitsbunni]

By the end of 2021 there is gunna be no actual intelligible words just noise

[@jacker2110]

YESSSSSSSSS, I've waited for this, I CRAVED FOR THIS.

[@karlsm381]

Ah yes McNasty gets it.. he's already on his way to being Blarg's bethren

[@Shaaake]

Wdym?

[@ohsodarkskin]

All of us anime watches know that feeling when you get to the final episode but they're still making some in the studio

[@zacmargolis1104]

7:43 I love it when McNasty clarifies things for everyone😭 Ohhh a cup cup The Errrgerure

[@bodelawrie7217]

This is honestly the best podcast yet.

[@jackzawalnicki4971]

congrats to dooo for finally getting a new chair

[@wickoflegends]

I love how each intro becomes increasingly more braindead overtime

[@fcantbanksy2064]

This is such a good birthday present for me 😂❤️

[@fartman.mp3]

I love this podcast so much its garbage that it comes back around to being great

[@LeveyHere]

Heck yeah time to pass time in school listening to the Goons.

[@quizzically_ambiguous]

Oh I can so tell y’all are in full KZbinR CONTENT MODE on this one. This was awesome lmao

[@amazonlobsta4348]

Topic: what’s the gayest thing y’all ever done

[@uncleboobs625]

thedoo

[@MrFusion]

thedo

[@irmacsladle538]

I read your comment in Dooo’s voice

[@TheSlyRat32]

Kiss my homie goodnight

[@lloiddd3435]

@@TheSlyRat32 that’s not gay that’s homiesexual

[@bgasper7]

Soups teacher called an emergency meeting

[@pituy_]

These intros are evolving I'll leave you to decide if that's backwards or forwards

[@Brad-vh5bi]

When you come here early and don’t know what to say 😂

[@x.xn.x102]

Being first, you get the n word pass

[@whenpicklesfly3873]

That's what she said

[@Fipsh]

In your case... When you are so early you use an overused comment.

[@spoopyjones4870]

LOL!!

[@ronnielacher]

When no one gives a shit

[@Bendrums]

We need all the goons to make a song together. That would make 2021 good

[@lukelavalliere9674]

Topics: Dangerous things that happened to you or you saw as a kid that you didn’t realize were messed up until you were older Weirdest school experiences (like screaming from the hall or kids pooping in urinals) favorite plain milk crayon combo

[@gbbhawaii8040]

Dooo should make an onlyfans that shows like a cm of his head. He’d make BANK!

[@taelyndoty6362]

Honestly I really needed this

[@zacmargolis1104]

11:11 nah they were just playing among us😭

[@NickMK]

The alarm snoozing bit really hit me. Sometimes I really can't pick between waking up or turning off the alarm. But I never did it with anyone else having to listen to it, fortunately. Cause I'm lonely

[@x.xn.x102]

These guys probably make 500$ in foodstamps

[@shawnhughes9280]

topic: who is your least favorite goon topic: what is your favorite fan fiction you have read topic: why are you not joining the massive rust server

[@WordsofHeresy]

"I can't imagine any 16 year old doing meth at school" I've known people that started tweaking in middle school 😬

[@justarandomguy1628]

It might be the most chaotic and disorganized podcast, but I am still hella excited for every episode and I find myself being entertained every single time

[@luckypallone6647]

I dont have Twitter so here's a topic: has anyone from your past that you referenced in your videos ever hit you up trying to reconnect (example: mcnastys virginity couple)

[@drunklilly]

0:00 sounds like a lightsaber swinging at the end of welcome lol and at 0:31

[@kadentamblyn7879]

As an active Mormon, I can confirm we use technology.

[@aresgaming7351]

On the topic of alarms, my mom will wake me up gently and give me 5 mins to fully wake up, but my dad will turn on all the lights, start marching and singing EXTREMELY loud and bad

[@JustinTheSpider]

Topic: What is your favorite car or cars Year, make, and model. No fake cars

[@brittmartinez4712]

I found this podcast like a week or 2 ago and.... I beg you please never stop. I can't get enough of it. Better than acid.... maybe better with acid... those days are in the past. Keep this shit up please!!💜

[@andresflores7750]

Yes, I needed my weekly dose of stupidity

[@davecrupel2817]

40:25 "Chalet" That is my alltime favorite design of house. Likely built by a company called "Amish Dream Homes" based out of Montana. They're great at what they do. And they have a TV show for it too.

[@kale_salad4874]

Who’s winning in a fight - HONSE OR BIG CHOOONGUS

[@scoon04]

I put this podcast on expecting to fall asleep. I almost died from laughing at the dinosaur part

[@CB-kh4rv]

Topic: closest dooo (or anyone) has gotten to creaming their pants

[@jasper5393]

this made me feel so much better as i had a horrible day. Thanks guys.

[@gavina3272]

It’s not on Spotify yet😢

[@HolyBread]

45:34 my favorite goons topic so far

[@megacrocs7766]

soup i also love natures own honey wheat

[@orivyxproductions6619]

These podcasts get me through work. I listen to all of these podcasts on repeat

[@irmacsladle538]

I looked up “Mcnasty birthday” and it’s said 1972 lol

[@raymondesqueriv9645]

Hey Goons and sometimes Grizzy, don't really have a topic for you guys but something I wanted to share. I've been subscribed to all of you guys for a while now and have loved the stuff you've posted. I was in the hospital for a month last year because of Covid and I wasn't expected to live. Honestly if it wasn't for you guys posting stuff that makes me laugh all the time I wouldn't be here. So keep up the good work and I hope you guys have a good year because I'm a fan for life😁👍

[@Tntlilbro]

Topic: have you ever had a pregnancy scare

[@rickeyedwards6831]

Not dooo :)

[@Tntlilbro]

@TheRaccoonGamer he’ll leave to get his food

[@fishman_tony]

I live in Buffalo, NY. There's a huge Amish village about 2hrs away in the middle of nowhere. Theres a few of them that use computers for like online sales and trading. Everything else is what you'd expect. They have some really good candy though. Hard working and pretty nice people too.

[@shaneblair4081]

Topic: When you are talking to friends/family do you ever say my friend?

[@monkeyman3491]

They don’t they say that it’s cringe

[@drakec5625]

46:50 I've had the same thing happen with me but with store bought bread but I just slapped butter on bread and took it to school for lunch and when I bit it I immediately gagged and almost threw up on class but I quickly ran over to the garbage to spit it out. It tasted like what cat litter would taste like though. After that I didn't have butter on bread or toast for a very long time

[@dgrant9127]

Topic for the next podcast: Macaroni or Cheese?

[@MrFusion]

Topics: Your best and worst music experiences Best and worst games you've played Favorite artists (aside from Nickleback) When y'all figured out how to schmeat your meat The angriest you've ever been What y'all look for in a woman and/or man How you guys all met

[@Just.you.know.wh0]

Topic: have any of y’all met in person or have plans to meet in person after COVID?

[@nubsmcthiccc]

Theyve talked about it in previous podcasts

[@ranchbb]

i fall asleep to this podcast everynight no cap straight faxxxx

[@aghyadalsamman95]

Topic: what drink would you live with for the rest of your life

[@uppadasaravan]

“Did you know they used to be called Tom and Jerry?” It gives me family feud youtuber edition flashbacks

[@DrEagle1776]

Topic: what is something that you shouldn't do when you start youtube

[@crowofjudgement1640]

Answer: THIS

[@therealseventh]

What's your guys favorite game/what is the best game you have ever played Love it when you guys do the podcast and also stuff on ur channels looking forward to the next one

[@McSpaeBae]

Topic: Why is McNasty so loud in the intro-

[@taylorkane2828]

He’s just like that, no one knows why. Maybe he’s trying to hype himself and everyone else up, or maybe it’s a cry for help. Who knows

[@McSpaeBae]

@@taylorkane2828 maybe. He's just a loud human being-

[@taylorkane2828]

@@McSpaeBae Yes, yes he is. He’s almost blown out my earbuds before

[@McSpaeBae]

@@taylorkane2828 He has blown out my eardrums, and probably everyone else that's around me-

[@Katherine-yu4od]

Breaking Bad is so good, messing your sleep schedule is worth it lol

[@BradleyM834]

Topic: What's one song you dislike and why?

[@marcoalvarado8009]

Thunderstrucc

[@noemct9745]

@@marcoalvarado8009 thundersucks *

[@joshyanez5388]

Thanks to you guys my whole family does the my friend voice 🙏🏼thanks guys

[@cynical8249]

Topic: Where do y'all see your self in 10 years

[@makotokeisatoruko8203]

"Don't say doin' your wife, Don't say doin' your wife." 😂🤣 Reference lmfao

[@kayleastevens7110]

Just sayin ... a drunk goons podcast .... top tier. Y’all should do it.

[@giannisfilippou8263]

Topic: a reason you would marry dooo

[@bigddaryl9485]

Its so cool that you guys are uploading consistantly again

[@mostafaelsrouji135]

Topic: What was your first car?

[@yeetusthefetus5759]

This is a good one