Soup defiled the Mona Lisa! - GOONS #84

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[@prashantsarkar821]

Poor Soup. Nobody got his Morbillion joke.

[@imnotirishok]

Blarg’s description of WhistlinDiesel actually had me in tears laughing because it was so accurate

[@tristanyohn1086]

his land sounds like a dream spot tho can’t even lie

[@shoop1938]

Interesting to see an Irish person here

[@rabbitwithm2495]

The fact that soup never heard of diesel blew my mind

[@fatbubba2097]

Exactly

[@IWASLEFT2SUFFER]

Fingers crossed for more hot and ready lore

[@blainerdude1217]

Yessss I want moreeee

[@nunabisness7191]

Please no 😂

[@davecrupel2817]

"I said...it is hot...and it is ready." *JoeBama mask*

[@nikto9596]

I'm tired of it

[@brandonheckathorn3270]

Wouldn't have ever expected whistlin and blarg to run into each other

[@flame_half]

It sounds like it was not by Blarg's choice.

[@joey1_]

I’ve got an hour left of this road trip, this is gonna make it WAY more hectic. Thanks boys

[@sofakingdone6941]

Enjoy your road trip my guy

[@joey1_]

@@sofakingdone6941 appreciate it

[@chrispisswizard]

ay have fun on ur road trip bro. those are always fun

[@subsonicgames]

I listened to them when I was coming home from Florida and it did make it a lot more hectic lol

[@Amateur_Ambiance]

Unlimited Data?

[@I_P3D]

This is my favorite podcast to watch as I chew crayons.

[@laboskie349]

It enhances the flavour

[@andrewhoskins6119]

the blue ones taste bluer then the red ones

[@SlyHikari03]

Based

[@albadude1922]

@@SlyHikari03 Ed

[@floundrrpoundrr2456]

50:18 Soup's reverbed "OH!" traveled through every dimension, that's how bad his cat freaked him out 🤣

[@ethanisnothere1375]

Petition to have Doobra come on the podcast I should probably lower my standards

[@kid_monkee]

YEAH THO

[@bidoof123abc_]

Flip YEAH MAMA

[@14in3y]

I’ve been listening to the podcast everyday at work and this episode came out during one of the worst shifts I’ve ever worked. Thanks for keeping my mood up!!

[@itsbuddhaone]

Hang in there boss, you got this 🦍

[@14in3y]

@@itsbuddhaone i quit the job after this and got one 100000x better!! i’m having a lot more fun now 🦍

[@Death_Trooper-177]

I swear if they talk about hot and ready pizza again I’m going to drive into a nursing home

[@Funnydoc]

Ask the Vietnam vets there if they call it a war crime or funny gas

[@syko2164]

@@Death_Trooper-177 you can always smash into an azov battalion...

[@nickfritz6607]

Yeah but where do you stand on the matter?!

[@yashrajsingh4215]

I loved how soup is obviously knowledgeable about the morbillioness of the current world we live in and others don't know anything, bunch of kids. You keep morbin soup

[@kennedykilla9344]

Quit Morbin around

[@lordheadass7691]

I got a story time that I believe you guys would love. So at my school we have a few special needs kids that have their own teachers, one of the kids name is ammo, he’s a really fat kid (with I believe downs) that’s probably at least 400lbs. A few years ago when I was in grade 9 ammo suddenly snapped and started punching people and threw one of the special needs teacher (who was probably 60+ years old) into a wall making her go to the hospital and hit one of my friends making her get stitches, and just a few months ago he snapped again and he put his arms above his head in an X and charged like a bull init the same teacher pushing her into wall and the paramedics had to come and the police came and had to tackle this 400lbs special needs kid and put him into a police car, of course he didn’t get in trouble because he’s a special needs kid but he didn’t come to school for a week or so. Because of this and some of my friends being on the football team I made the joke that ammo should be on the football team even bringing up “what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in execution” and that we should put a cookie on a fishing rod to make him run. And a few days later another special Ed kid who’s this like 4 foot girl got tackled by the police because she tried killing someone and had drugs on her. I know this sounds fake but I’m being 100% honest this is not a joke my schools weird (it’s Canadian that’s probably why) (I have posted this on other podcasts it’s not stollen)

[@thetroll4201]

Canada moment

[@dark_disciple]

he must of gotten his maple syrup and plain milk taken away

[@sofakingdone6941]

Bro your school is wild

[@zenon459]

Gotta love Canadian schools

[@justsomecoronaviruswithint1897]

I love you and your podcast it’s really help me throughout the years even if it’s only been two of them keep up the good work you may think it doesn’t mean a lot but in reality it means so much to many people like me

[@goblinshark2417]

i like how mcnasty named the podcast about a topic they spent less than 4 mins on at the end of the episode

[@nickthefox72]

Thanks guys. I’ve been suffering mentally for a while now and you goons keep me going

[@itsbuddhaone]

Keep on hauling. Better days are the next stop🦍

[@cuckleberryfinn4618]

Grab the mayonnaise, it’s goons time

[@itsbuddhaone]

I'll bring the crayons

[@codyholcomb3585]

Yooooooo I love you guys watch everything all 4 of you put out, keep up the hilarious content!

[@heftytophatvintage3102]

45:05 Bro gave Blarg a like and comment

[@tybernation]

after a month or so of finally catching up on these at work, i can finally be here for an upload. thank y'all so much for keeping me sane and on my toes through work while i try not to laugh my ass off in front of anyone. much love

[@fatbubba2097]

Cant believe these guys hang with WhistlinDiesel, thats amazing! lol

[@Dubya69]

The kid who blew his hand off with fireworks was where I live. He actually killed the kid next to him, the firework went through his lung and he died the next day.

[@CT5555_]

Damn, the Mona Lisa got that cake!

[@The7Reaper]

Black bears aren't very aggressive and will usually run if you show you'll fight back. That's what this rhyme exists: 'If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white, good night.'

[@ruriot689]

GOONS QUESTIONS WEEK 19! OF TRYING TO GIVE THESE APES A PODCAST WORTH OF QUESTIONS Btw my names River if you wanna include that Also mcnsaty should ask these The more chaos the better these questions 1 what would you ideal apocalypse scenario be (ex zombies apocalypse or nuclear apocalypse) 2 soup have you considered doing a collab with the goons in a serious song for Slackjaw 3 have you guys gotten into anyway to further your money gain (ex Real Estate or stock market) 4 did you guys ever think of quiting yt before fame or after fame 5 raisins or busted monitor? 6 have you ever had a baby scare? 7 what death in yoir life affected you the most? 8 ever been peer pressured? 9 have you ever committed a crime that wasn't doing a drug or drinking under age? 10 meth or hotpockets? 11 whats your favorite game you play not for yt 12 how big are your guys penis 13 favorite snack/junk/munchies food like food you ate a lot but not huge portions like a whole ass meal 14 ever met someone who tries to one up you with everything 15 have you wish you have or havent went to school not necessarily just for education but the experience as well 16 ever rage at a game and done something dumb or break something 17 just got this idea from a joey daiz clip what would you gonna do if you were in a bathroom at a sports game and a kid gets his willie stick in his zipper and his parents are no where to be seen so you help him and just as you get on you knees to help the kid his dad walks in how are you gonna talk your self out of this and not gonna get the the absolute shit beat out of you 18 how to tutorial ; eventually not required? 19 if you guys made a sex tape whod be the bitch and get London bridged who would be the recorder who would take it up the ass? 20 goons pranks? 22 ncnasty and the dooo have probably seen this cringy vegin gay dude on tikrok yall should prank him with your voices that would be hilarious 23 Mcnastt because your starting a band I'm assuming you becoming more open with your appearance being somewhat open to everyone an what are you gonna do to keep you face unknown for privacy if not have you thought it through about your face and identity being out there and potentially getting weird or just annoying fans or are you thinking of doing something like slipknot a mask 24 ever considered having a make a wish fan on the podcast?...cough, it's terminal 25 any new or old KZbinrs or actors of old shows that you'd watch that you would love to collab with or just meet? 26 I know you guys make pretty good money but as a KZbinr are there any expenses that you have like maybe hardware cameras or buying shitty games for content or things that's not obvious 27 I'm just genuinely curious how much your guys editors make cause I'm considering becoming one and want a rough margin how much one makes for yt as big as you guys 28 how do you guys scratch your balls The pitch and knead technique? Isn't it funny no one taught is that yet every boy just knows how to 29 yall have any new paranormal experience paranormal doesn't just mean ghost it means glitch in the matrix or literally anything that's pretty abnormal I personally have a few stories but I'm not sure if yall wanna dive into For one I've had a growling demon that's followed me throughout my childhood and for the longest time no one else heard but the last time I heard it someone else finally heard it and I finally knew I wasn't crazy there is a lit more to it and scary details but I'm not gonna write 2 paragraphs of you guys might not is this but of yall are very interested in hearing some of my paranormal stories let me know could have some interesting PC topics 30 mcnasty I'm guessing your becoming more open and more comfortable to showing your identity lately, of you don't mind sharing why what made you change 31 how long do you guys plan on doing yt? 10 years or yall planing on having Grey pubes and still making content if you careers goes that long? 32 downward party had not been transacted? 33 what would the goons do if you found out the dooo wasn't a man but a Butch lesbain this whole time and that's why he can talk like a girl and dress like one too....mcnasty? Gonna go to LB town with dooo 34 @Keavin Costa (what happened to goons gaming?) And do you guys plan on anything similar Mayne goons pranks? Or idk goons meme review 35 speqetti or meat merch? 36 when did the reality the world was rainbows and butterflies and yiu realized there isn't a god Also I wanted mcnasty to read this cause mcnasty can't read sometimes and I wanted the most shit post podcast. and I hope it was

[@lordheadass7691]

I feel you I’ve been trying to get a story on their podcast for like 20+ weeks

[@Yourfavoritesalad]

You're question started out great then got more aids

[@midteirgamer]

I hope they never see this

[@shredbacca]

@@lordheadass7691 i just gave up lmao

[@Funnydoc]

Dooooo has definitely not had number 6

[@vicentrostepher5313]

"Tai fughter!" *ignored* "Oh.." 😂😂😂

[@xfng_blizzard8116]

The intro should’ve been kept for Spotify

[@grandmasterturtle4754]

I love that blarg tries to start the podcast with a normal topic but then proceeds to talk about meat for 10 minutes

[@edgargarcia9818]

Best parts about Monday’s fr

[@Mousecopp]

27:50 McNasty loosing his mind for like a minute straight

[@brandonheckathorn3270]

The hand incident happened where I live, my buddy was the one recording. Moonrocks, outside of Reno. Mortar was in the tube upside down. Blew his hand to bits, punctured the lungs of the guy next to him and caused his heart to flutter or something. They found the missing finger 1/8th mile away next day. Ems showed up, found the punctured lung guy at the crossroads, hand guy was just walking around in his underwear vibing with a zip tie around his arm to stop the bleeding.

[@csonweedagain5054]

Trust me bro

[@_big_red_lorax]

Tip for hill starts in a manual, use the handbrake to hold the car and once the clutch engages slowly release the handbrake

[@NappaDZ]

Also make sure you rev it up to 1500-2000 rpm before releasing the ebreak and clutch.

[@dualactionduelist8466]

I absolutely love you guys, if I had one wish it would be to meet you guys and have a drink! Please don’t stop what you do, you guys are the best!

[@reileyfleming2921]

I literally just got caught up on the whole podcast so this is perfect

[@orionharrington2]

Ronnie doesn't do many podcasts, and then on top of that Blarg insults him every chance he gets on this podcast. He probably doesn't want to be on that.

[@razvanpopa7294]

McNasty has a point, we are naturally devolving. I can feel it happening every time I listen to this podcast. And I feel happier than most of my other days!

[@kylesawyer7622]

Hell yeah another goons podcast

[@ImminentFates]

Amber heard already came out saying she didn't have the money and aquaman wasn't as big of a roll for her as you think she doesn't have 50 mil

[@cashflowcatalist]

I belive every europian is facepalming while listening to blarg talk about not knowing hot to drive manual

[@alexelam4585]

Listening to blarg call a 2003 kinda old is fucking great because I drive a 1969 chevy c10 and it's a 3 on the tree

[@user09notfound]

ello friendings. questions: - since all of you are musicians. if you ever have the chance to perform overseas what country and why? - childhood experiences. what is a common dumb shit thing that you ever did as a kid? (i.e speaking in front of a fan, wave to an airplane) - for Mcnasty and Dooo. when will you reveal your faces? is there a certain milestone that you want to hit or just want to keep privacy? - advice. as a teen who is struggling with school, what are things that i can do to make myself more productive? -can we have kugo again? I need more therapy time edit: - goons naptime when?

[@AwfulWeather5684]

These podcasts are pretty much unedited versions of their regular videos, but with no gameplay. And I absolutely love it

[@UhOh_ItzJDX]

Fun Fact: The Barret .50 cal is the Tennessee official state gun!! glad to hear you visited and enjoyed my home state Blarg... 30 minutes away from me in Nashville too

[@randynightingale318]

iv been listening to this podcast for a while, never checked out the youtube post of the podcast. i actually really like it very well polished, keep it up you guys love all of your Channels.

[@silver_c_animates]

28:36 even his sneezes are musical 😂

[@macos10]

i love listening to this podcast and playing Skyrim best in the background podcast ever

[@papagnerd1943]

Blarg. My home was built in 1920, it's on commercial zoned property. I live in a commercial building technically. You were saying???

[@frostedbvtts]

44:00 Give it a bit more gas as you ease off the clutch. Alternatively, check for cops then floor it and dump the clutch for bonus style points.

[@isaiahthibodaux9830]

Me love more GOONS podcast

[@paetonking9434]

blarg, i’m sure you know lots about love with that voice sounding like kermit the frog.

[@Zacyz125]

That guy that blew his hand off only ended up with a thumb left. Lol

[@Cr1t1calMystic]

OMG PLS get Whistlin Diesel on here it would be such a fucking blast. That man has so many great stories and him and soup would get along great.

[@camryncahoon3722]

14:36 Ayo no way blarg talked ab where I'm from.... bruh made me happy hearing that

[@lancerllott5017]

Johnny Depp went to Sean Faris for advice on how to deal with Amber Heard. His advice? "Never Back Down".

[@3dprintingteen164]

I can’t be the only one that hears the echoing in the audio.

[@tadxn2279]

if possible you guys should do a video podcast for #100, doo could wear his little question mark head and mcnasty could be box man 🫡

[@dillonanderson1772]

Genuine question for blarg, Whats with the lack of playing/uploading with goons? At this point you play more with other creators than the goons. Obviously you as a large content creator plays and uploads vids with who you want but, im confused, you seem less and less like your part of the goons yet you claim to be? So are you commited to this llc or are you like grizzy now and just sometimes part of it?

[@snipersnipes4475]

Brother is Louisiana the only state that makes Boudin (Boo-Dan)? Bro deadass, best baloney sandwich is literally just sour dough bread (or white bread they both work), mayo, the baloney, slice of cheese, and mustard, but one, the cheese and mustard have to be together, and then you put that shit in the microwave and let the cheese melt, bro that shit is S TIER

[@MrClee-lt3jw]

I don’t know how far of a stretch this but you guys should definitely get Dathi de Nogla on the podcast if you can

[@supguys4441]

It would be really funny watching him trying to be "the Christian guy" while the goons say the worst shit they can lol

[@Offical_Oblivion]

Hell ya representing Tennessee baby, next time come down to good ole East Tennessee and visit the smokies and we can show u a real good time! Go Vols!!!

[@cartergranier3647]

Johnny depp is coming back to Pirates of the Carrabian

[@rossharper1983]

In the UK we're 90% manual. You can choose to do an automatic only test and license but then you can't legally drive a manual without doing the test again in a manual. And you have to do hill starts

[@boss06829]

Soup has free range toes

[@TristanLutchka]

Also I’m a big fan of all y’all I’ve been watching y’all since before shameless I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve listened to all of the episodes on Spotify

[@gleebmeeb9901]

I fall asleep to this and I find myself half asleep laughing my ass off when shit gets downsy

[@albadude1922]

I once woke up when mcnasty did the devil voice, felt like I took acid 😂

[@MidTennPews]

"when shit gets downy" I'm fucking dead 💀

[@dxmobile]

Hamburger chicken McDouble with two extra eggs Big Mac meal Taco Bell Bernie Sanders on the weekend trip to the movie Alton Kansas Tennessee

[@joeycampbell940]

Why's blarg so impressed by people whose entire personalities are just money.

[@churro3372]

Finals are in a week and this is a great way to destress a little before

[@ununpentium1155]

Manual is so much nicer in bad weather. You can actually control the tire speeds when slipping on snow and ice

[@CannonMusic05]

You know what they say about bears… If it’s black fight back, if it’s brown laydown if it’s white say good night

[@KAIJUKING123]

6:18 try Sarah Lee brand honey ham it’s good also BTW I’m eating a honey ham mayo and cheese sandwich while listening to this podcast

[@dylanwickund9109]

Love Demoliton ranch thats where i first heard of whistlin

[@wobbles4756]

love you fellas all funny in yer own ways

[@bando2543]

55:38 if y’all are talkin about the dude in the banana costume my friend is actually good buddies with him. His hand looks like a crab claw now but my buddy says he’s doin fine other then that. Said he was so drunk when he saw his hand he just chugged the beer cause he didn’t know what else to do 🤣

[@uberness1000]

42:04 Blarg said “about” like a real person but then immediately let his Canadian demons take over. “Aboot aboot”.

[@RYAN-nv1wv]

41:57 Metal pipe Sound effect

[@miis-md1lu]

13 hour workshift over and they drop a new podcast. i guess i dont sleep

[@clockworks360]

I forgot today was Monday and audibly screamed when I saw the notification

[@bl4sty221]

Whistlindiesel literally put wagon wheels on a hellcat

[@Monglomon]

I love the intro reminds me a lot of ed,edd,eddy

[@calebstonecipher6255]

Blarg talking about hill starting that e30 made me rip my hair out in fear for that poor cars transmission and clutch that’s soooooo bad for it

[@dylanwickund9109]

So whistlin goes to the grand canyon and empties his pockets he will one day fill it with sand

[@yovanialcantar3575]

Blarg brother in crist. I started with stick shift in a 2.2L s10. I learned how to shift up hill on the way to girlfriend house. Soo...in conclusion the hot seat works.

[@ImSaneee]

i like how they didnt get soups morbillion joke

[@li0nGamlNG]

Soup actually predicted the documentary trial for Jonny depps v amber herd

[@sert7692]

Pol Pot was from Cambodia. My parents experienced the Khmer Rouge. Slave camps and refugee camps. Pretty fucked. Killing Fields is very accurate in depicting what happened.

[@scrap_monkey695]

Blarg and soup need to visit matt carriker in Texas, he has a an underground vault filled with guns and theres a tank range near him too

[@brandonparant]

the morbillion bit kills

[@seal6842]

Igloo detergent.

[@eggman9652]

egg

[@UncleDahmen]

Lol black bears are one of the more aggressive bears

[@SlyHikari03]

The stomach hair thing reminded me of that one scene in alien, y’know the one..

[@benrollo745]

What’s the largest/ most dangerous animals you think you could take without dying. My friend thought he could take a cougar. Also if you couldn’t take it by hand what’s the smallest weapon you could.

[@6demon6gang63]

Human feet naturally have more spread toes with super rough soles, it made it easier to traverse rough ground and climb trees etc. You can still see it in the few remaining tribal cultures in africa

[@Jemerick95]

Korn actually did play in a corn field to nobody in 2011 for a bonus DVD for Korn III. Played in some crop circles. It's actually a fucking class set, definitely worth a go. It's called The Encounter.

[@bambibooza4921]

Y'all know about the Hobo Pantry? It's a sick ass gas station chain that give out sturdy plastic reusable cups rather than styrofoam packing material that's passed as cups. Fucks the environment a lil bit probably but when's that ever stopped anyone?

[@eri-chan1943]

I love how the thumbnail and title of the video is only talked about for the last 3 minutes

[@masonmoon1661]

Dude i love WD

[@Hidin_in_yo_cereal]

I know Blarg brought up Pol Pot because he saw Seamen by The Grand Tour. Jeremy Clarkson gives a gist of what happened in the show.

[@andrewschuck159]

Why was that perfectly scripted 1:58

[@zanosukesniper2668]

soups impression reminds me Russel Brand lmao.