Frogs are friends - GOONS #34

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[@SenpapiRick]

14:00 no matter how much I would of liked to include my clips into the comps I made for the Goons or others to basically free promote my stuff, I never did or didn't even think about doing so because that is in itself is just scummy af 1000%. I rather have people enjoy my stuff by their choice and not force my content down their esophagus in a video that they chosen to specifically enjoy to see the Goons/their friends. Common mannerism

[@TheWimpy]

True it’s very scummy

[@jacobwynne8767]

You deserve more love

[@SenpapiRick]

@@jacobwynne8767 💙💙💙💙

[@bvbgalaxy]

Thank you for the comp videos and hope you're doing well with your new content!!

[@Anti-furry-09]

@Julie Miller it's fine.

[@PUSH_ME_AWAY_.mp3]

I love how right when the podcast starts Dooo says "I still have my hand down my shaft" 😂

[@jordanphillips7344]

It took me way to long to read this

[@rivulose8362]

DOWNNN?

[@taylorkane2828]

@@rivulose8362 YEAH THAT DISTURBED ME TOO

[@d7aneee]

lmao fr, i was caught off guard

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@rebelbarredrock]

blarg cackling over "big frog fan" is the greatest thing ive ever heard

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@memeking7120]

@@mr.tortaz8199 some people suck

[@MrRight...]

I don't think he's as funny as the others but he's a nice guy

[@cinnqminx]

I like ur Neko Atsume pfp of Billy 😄

[@Unknownusername1004]

Frog dude unfortunately overshadowed the fact that a Canadian got violent for the first time in history

[@salt6248]

blarg absolutely dying at “huge frog fan” gives me life

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@Rryan8065]

Egg

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@Rryan8065 egg

[@Rryan8065]

@@xeno-xk4bd egg

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@Rryan8065 egg

[@dillysmallz8758]

Next Podcast Topic: (directed at Dooo and McNasty) are you or have you ever been worried your IRL friends might leak your identity for clout?

[@baileyredden7030]

This. They need to answer

[@ge0rge_saint_p0gg3rs7]

Must answer

[@DertMcDerty]

Wtf this isn't a must answer. If your friends are that scummy you should get new friends.

[@baileyredden7030]

@@DertMcDerty How would you know they'd leak your ID for clout? Please humor me.

[@prashantsarkar821]

Wow, an actual good topic in the comments

[@jacksonherman9630]

Topic: If a “Make a Wish” child’s wish was to meet Dooo/Mcnasty face to face before he possibly passes away, would Dooo/Mcnasty comply or reject his wish?

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@jacksonherman9630]

@@xeno-xk4bd spaghetti or meat

[@braydenlennon3497]

I mean, who are they gonna tell?

[@xeno-xk4bd]

@@jacksonherman9630 egg

[@jayfromtheredneckriviera7956]

They answered this im a previous podcast

[@zatywy6706]

We need a new screen format for the podcast to show Soup's live Tetris gameplay.

[@masterjames2627]

Epic

[@Death_Trooper-177]

What is soups streaming schedule ive never seen him put his link while streaming like blarg and Mcnasty

[@scheezy]

I seriously want to see Tetris gameplay overtop of the podcast

[@ohdangitsnix7404]

wheres the PETITION . 👁️👄👁️

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

@@Death_Trooper-177 if you're on Twitch, you'd get notifs only.

[@j_ziggg]

topic: describe what your stereotypical fan looks like / does

[@DnkyRL]

@Brutality ! dont think they get that far in life

[@killersopinion1829]

@@DnkyRL Well......I'm 47 with a career. That's kinda far in life.

[@DnkyRL]

@@killersopinion1829 did you mix plain milk with elmers glue, heard it has some effect

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@jared305]

cheeseburger with mustard

[@elamain4719]

I’ve had quite literally nothing to do for about 30 minutes, thank you goons

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@tylerwilson7385]

Meat

[@elamain4719]

@@tylerwilson7385 spaghetti > meat

[@vtard8816]

Is your profile picture from one of tuxbirds thumbnails

[@vtard8816]

Yeah i found the video...it's called "Rainbow Six Siege's Troubling Truth" by Tuxbird

[@euphemia8769]

We don't need a Doo face reveal, we have mcnasty's descriptions

[@Fynn0Funn]

Shhhhhhhhh, let imaginations take its course

[@euphemia8769]

@@Fynn0Funn soft sour cream on a cracker ;) thank me later

[@puttumsftw8478]

@@euphemia8769 Plus soup said McNasty looks like Kevin from the office so thats how I imagine he looks

[@Fynn0Funn]

@@euphemia8769 mmmmmmm~

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

A mole rat?

[@ethanisnothere1375]

"frogs are friends, not food" soup:

[@lobsterfudge9135]

frog soup

[@j_ziggg]

frogschwitz

[@lobsterfudge9135]

@@j_ziggg jew frogs and dog bacon

[@lobsterfudge9135]

@@j_ziggg frog ashes

[@Ex0tic_6]

Blarg dying to he’s a fan of frogs is hilarious 😂 😂💀

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Egg

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Meat

[@sliceofcheese8360]

@@Death_Trooper-177 spaghetti

[@gersonelopre9962]

29:20 I've never heard blarg laugh that hard except maybe when he did the goose laugh

[@Cmadi13]

I was listening to this podcast while driving home from work and I laughed so hard during the beginning that I braked too hard and got rear ended. 10/10

[@sevvysweetsparkles6969]

Guess you can say that this podcast was a banger! *ba dum tss*

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

How do y'all drive or even walk around while listening to this podcast? All I can safely do is crochet. Even stitching was too dangerous as I hurt my fingies during an episode.😌

[@hunz8205]

@@sevvysweetsparkles6969 lmao

[@strawberrymilkshake2789]

Dooo: Yh I wanna have a few kids Every female within a 100 mile radius: *_[slowly opening legs]_*

[@snoopycat5828]

This intro has to be the best one yet

[@dr.roundbottom31]

Check out "Mcnasty's weirdest kink", definitely one for the books when it comes to intros

[@snoopycat5828]

@@dr.roundbottom31 it definitely is 😂

[@stbest0514]

This is the first episode that actually made me tear up, fucking hell.

[@TheJaegerbomb101]

The way soup says "excuse me?" At 29:20 just had me dying lol

[@popcornpony8420]

Ikr lol

[@pablomunoz4551]

Fun fact: the pretzel is folded to represent the placing of one’s hands on their shoulders when they receive a blessing, and that pretzels were made by German monks and were given to children after they received a blessing.

[@02597q]

That frog conversation has to be one of my favourite moments from this podcast. Just Matt absolutely losing it while McNasty tries to get a word in lmao.

[@yoomama1092]

Blarg: that's what 15 year old girls watch Me a 15 year old girl: no no we dont

[@sevvysweetsparkles6969]

A girl? Watching the goons? *such progressive times*

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Kids watching the goons? Woah...oh no. Ok fine then (0_o)

[@yoomama1092]

@@shruthimaniyodath7755 atleast I'm not 12 😂

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

@@yoomama1092 :) heh ok

[@bucky5634]

Uh yeah you deeeeefinitely doo

[@mazobojo]

The frog bucket was real I’m shaking

[@claracallejo2824]

Disappointed they didn't throw the frogs at the wall

[@notsmii7y]

As soon as mcnasty talked about the frog bucket I was laughing so hard I cried

[@tuckerbeaulieu7391]

Flossing with Jesus should be a name of a metal album

[@kingstonlabelle6954]

New username

[@phantomsamurai4400]

@@kingstonlabelle6954 wait 206 so 205 people have that user name 😂

[@kingstonlabelle6954]

@@phantomsamurai4400 no lol just random numbers

[@xeno-xk4bd]

Egg

[@kingstonlabelle6954]

@@xeno-xk4bd frog

[@ゲームと呼んだ]

In the words of Da Baby “LETS GOOO”

[@Zeusnoodles]

Less go*

[@rafale2012]

Sheeeesh

[@opscore92]

les gooo*

[@elamain4719]

Amen 🙏

[@yaboipktendo]

In the words of Mario "Lets-a Go"

[@HawaiianForgeStudios]

Ima just tell blarg right now, the only way hes never having kids is if he remains celibate, my mother was on birth control and my father used a condom and the condom broke and apparently the birth control was ass and here I came. So yea, that shit helps but its not a guarantee it seems.

[@p_o_o_g8139]

Damn bro you should be a middle school health teacher

[@cameronsmith4932]

Or he could get a vasectomy and his girlfriend can get her tubes tied

[@x_jh_x]

My mother had an IUD (>99% effective) put in after my sister born . A few months later, she refused to believe the results of a pregnancy test. She went to the doctor and found out the IUD slipped out place. And here I am today.

[@WilliamPertzer]

Why are there so many mistakes in the comments today? (no offense)

[@dylangniot8766]

Abortion is also an option

[@mclovin9194]

I already know blarg gonna love the hell out of his kids and teach em a bunch of stuff

[@thefranfranzz7324]

Goons, please have Dooo play Huniepop. It will be great content for you guys.

[@ancientdwarf7009]

Hey dooo, i finally asked my piano teacher if I could learn Ascend with him and I’m officially learning ascend with an old guy

[@0_beeno_0]

HUGE W

[@bigfatbear943]

*TOPIC:* What is your favorite cereal.

[@wertzlegendz1497]

Oh god if they answer this its gonna turn into a fight

[@imiilwaynelol7516]

Mcnasty is gonna judge soup for what he eats

[@GoofyShjt]

Probably nails

[@DnkyRL]

@Im Errorz explosive flavour

[@micribsandwich3773]

Y’all need to make some merch, I would totally buy some

[@ohdangitsnix7404]

ummmmmm....? is that a sarcastic joke because if not ..... they do have merch but its not GOONS merch its their own channel merch ......there channel link are in the description ...... im sure that will lead u to their merch somehow

[@maxi9017]

@@ohdangitsnix7404 I think he means goons merch

[@bodelawrie7217]

Dooo should call the girls who are obsessed with him Doooupies.

[@aghastsatyr3132]

Dooo: I’m feeling a little more alpha McNasty: I’m bout to ruin this whole mans career😎😂

[@BeeEye-w7y]

"No kid likes them" Me who grew up eating normal pretzels:

[@nodnarb3772]

35:04 "Would you guys be there for me if I was going goose hunting?"

[@jimmysony841]

I'm gonna have a luscious night listening to the rest of this with that kind of Intro

[@omgupta1410]

Blarg and Soup should show their face; Dooo can show his lower body like he normally does on his Omegle videos: Mcnasty can keep a box on his head I guess

[@JayJ_]

nah, he should just wear a box on his head

[@kyranrykers5476]

McNasty should just show his forehead like he does on Twitter xD

[@elvenado7763]

nostradamus here

[@catoninetails]

Frogs are friends, not food The French: 👁👄👁

[@matthewtellez1196]

Topic: Super trippy crazy or scary dreams you’ve guys had. Or times if you’ve been saved or have saved anyone by something or someone

[@joeyscooterman7602]

i think one of the funniest moments in any of your guys videos was the one where soup said “i’m a saint jude bitch”. i was laughing for like 10 mintues straight

[@sevvysweetsparkles6969]

Wow that's an old ass clip

[@bonydawk1295]

The fucking mayonnaise part almost killed me, Everything was going dark and all I could hear was my breath leaving me. Fucking amazing.

[@epsolion]

I don’t think I can use this podcast for a school project

[@Ingeb91]

Yeah your teacher would probably beat you.

[@knownaasher1512]

@@Ingeb91 I love when my teacher beats me

[@bestgore.comsss]

@@knownaasher1512 kinky

[@knownaasher1512]

@@bestgore.comsss 😏

[@willdebaca4914]

I have a cruel frog story. My father was a US Air Force aircraft crew chief for F-16s in Germany in the '80s, meaning he was like a mechanic guy. He was stationed at Ramstein Air Force Base, which had a creek running through it. They also had these big containers of liquid nitrogen or some freezing liquid. What they would do is they'd go to the creek, catch a frog, and put the frog in the liquid nitrogen and freeze it. Because some frogs i think can survive being frozen, the frogs would still be alive. Then, they'd go into the hanger and throw the frozen frogs onto the cement tarmac as hard as they could and the frogs would shatter like glass.

[@neilshinde3342]

WHOLESOME TOPIC: If Soup, Blarg, Mcnasty, Dooo and Grizzy were a family; Who'd be the dad, mom, the youngest baby, the middle child and the eldest kid?

[@CacklingBean0567]

Next Podcast Topic: If there was an instance where one goon had to die to save the others,(including grizzy) who would each of you vote for to die and why?

[@no-oneimportant8709]

Kids necessarily aren’t bad, it just depends on who raises them, how they’re raised and the environment they grow up in.

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Spaghetti or meat??

[@Death_Trooper-177]

Egg

[@Queenie_Plays_]

True

[@scheezy]

Meatghetti or Spag?

[@liamrybarczyk8985]

I like how it took blarg 20 mins to talk about his cousin liking frogs.

[@rndmdrwrreedr8483]

Has blarg ever sung? Like we hear the other three all the time and blarg’ll sometimes joke about with them but I’ve never heard him properly sing...

[@eternallyotaku1289]

I'm replying to keep tabs. Gotta know.

[@cheekclappa7192]

Same.

[@1poundofchocolate70]

I agree with Blarg, with me it’s on sight with a child, i feel like punting every child I have ever seen

[@Acox-cm5tw]

Love seeing the podcast every week! also this podcast is numero 1 in Bumpass, Denmark!

[@nicholassabev69]

10 topic ideas for the goons 1. If you were to be on the show naked and afraid, between the 4 of you who would you pick to partner with? (maybe Grizzy could be an option) 2. If you all were to have a 1v1 fistfight with each other who would win the most fights? 3. Rank these types of foods from worst to best: Chinses, Italian, Mexican, American, Greek? 4. What is your favorite instrument excluding the guitar? 5. Just before you die, you can ask god one question about the world and he will give you the true answer, what would you ask? 6. Would you consider purchasing the KFConsle? 7. If you had to choose between Rainbow Six Seige or CSGO, to be allowed to play one game for the rest of your life, and to never play the other game which would you choose? 8. Would you murder each other to get a free one-night stand with Madison Beer? 9. Would you rather be extremely allergic to your favorite food or forced to eat your least favorite food once a week? 10. Would you rather sweat milk or every time you fart you would shit a gallon of diarrhea?

[@theogandyrew]

Topic: What is the craziest 4th of July Party you’ve had? Or Canada Day for Blarg.

[@uvelin777]

Friendly neighborhood frogcast

[@Jacoke]

Topic: what is a unusually food combo that you like example: French fries dipped in milkshake

[@finngalvin6230]

Hey guys, I wanna thank you for always making me laugh. My girlfriend of 3 years that I planned to marry was killed in a car accident a few days ago and you cheer me up. Also, a topic: what is your idea of a perfect future? i.e. wife, kids, house, pets, whatever.

[@kyranrykers5476]

Hey I'm sorry about that man... How are you holding up? Are things better now? All the love and prayers for your healing man🖤

[@orionv.13]

My doctor says the chemotherapy isn’t able to help my cancer do to me watching this content 😂

[@thatonemetalhead4176]

ok?

[@irmacsladle538]

We used to have “frog nights” at my grandparents farm where we’d go around grabbing frogs and putting them in a bucket. Basically we had frog nights and frog buckets

[@austincowell6136]

Thank fuck you guys uploaded, bored at work and need something to listen to that can make me laugh. Haven't listened yet, but had to say it!

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

I feel you dude. Just the fact that there's a new episode makes my day better.

[@smithgamer0767]

Whoa whoa whoa mcnasty is feeling up doo?

[@yoohoourmum632]

Please new podcast I’m dying

[@thegoodone4104]

BLARG HAD THE BEST FRENCH TEACHER EVER WTF WE STAN ETIENNE

[@leilandkerr2775]

Lolz im dying you can give the goons podcast one word and they can make fun of it

[@icychill105]

26:55 gave me a ptsd flashback to sitting in a teachers room and everything was green and covered in frogs, she loved aything frog decor

[@zacharymitchell4474]

Lowkey wish we had soups Tetris in the background lmao

[@bucky5634]

I concur

[@Nick.11]

32:54 Dooo: OR WHITE! LMAO

[@manuelgallegos5741]

I wonder how many people are listening to this podcast at the same time as me .

[@DiamondBerry84]

Us

[@joshcameron1973]

Same

[@void_enby4226]

Boop

[@ohokaye817]

It’s so funny hearing “French is our Spanish” cause I always assumed Americans just knew that

[@teartrapz2897]

Frogs are condoms

[@coriblake8900]

I had a teacher, His name is Mr. Alee. He was a history teacher, and he would teach you in the most AWESOME way. He had a trailer in the back of the school attached to another. One would sometimes be covered in plastic. (I know, hear me out here.) My first lesson was dealing with confederates and Native Americans. I was a guard and he 'scalped' the guard, then explain why in history that was important. He would get you into the time and place of history and you would interact and learn. He was so awesome and I loved having his class. And believe it or not? That was my highest grade I had, out of everything because I'm a visual learner, and it was 'fun'.

[@carsonwilliams3796]

Topic: For each of the Goons Members, what happened when they were the angriest you have seen them, and why were they mad?

[@searra]

Whenever I think of frogs, I think of the frog pool

[@lostlothbrok7156]

Counting the days till the misfits guest star on this podcast 🤙

[@quaishan5628]

I saw the frog in the thumbnail and got beyond terrified

[@chalicebearer]

Topic: If you could be the writer of any copyrighted song ever made, which would you choose?

[@sevvysweetsparkles6969]

They're gonna choose Kevin McLeod

[@erikfischer5257]

Ham sandwich

[@ciankelley9035]

"What were we talking about?" "ADHD" "Oh yeah!" AND THEY DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THEY DID THAT!!!!

[@schneidog]

Question: if you could go back in your childhood and change anything about yourself or any decision you made, What would it be and why.

[@itsinugami]

The frog story Mcnasty was talking about kind of reminds me of this, well, let's call it a situation that happened at an old summer camp of mine. During this Summer camp, back when I was like 16, or 17, there was this high-functioning autistic kid in this fishing class with my buddies and I, who'd chill, talk with us, and was a very nice kid (he'd say some pretty out there stuff on occasion though, like a maintenance van drove past the mess hall once and this dude looked at us went, "I know what happens in that van. A strange man puts stuff in people's poop chutes). Anyhow, one of my buddies had this frog on the end of his line, dead, that he was using as bait (I can't recall how he even got this frog), and he wasn't getting any bites so he reeled in his rod and sat it facing away from us on this bench we were sat on. So the one kid walks over to us, let's call him Erin, anyhow, Erin comes over, looks at the dead Frog, and goes, "I wanna stomp on it." My buddy, in the most nonchalant way, takes it off the hook, tosses it on the ground and goes, "Sure man." And Erin fullout stomped this little frog corpse into oblivion. But it gets worse. There were these younger kids that saw this, and started catching live frogs and having Erin stomp on them, while they were alive. It was fucking crazy. Like, I would just be sitting there waiting for something to pull my line, look over, and here are these kids walking over with frogs on their hooks. Actually, Erin looked at me once and was just like, "I want Justin to lose his frog-killing virginity," and I was just like, "nah man, imma just walk down to the other lake."

[@dogeclark2265]

Topic: Have any of you been in fights at school or witnessed any particularly bad ones?

[@minimyser9553]

I really needed this

[@mateom3000]

Topic: Would you guys ever try other games other than siege and COD ex: dead by daylight, GTA V, gmod, etc.?

[@nicholasdamjanovich4686]

Hell yeah. This Monke's 2 hour drive is gonna be less lame for half of it. More braindead, but less lame lol.

[@charlieanderton330]

Which of the goons houses do you like and hate the most

[@waynewilson8303]

The goonz tictok is how i started watching all of thedoo’s, blarg’s and soup’s videos. Started watching in march

[@zaniak8643]

Mmmmmmm grizzeh

[@starmonkey9224]

51:53 "I DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE"

[@anthonybynum11]

the mcnasty x dooo fanfic is growing after this video also question Would you ever allow someone to play games with you

[@scottbyrd7159]

Best gummy bear prank...take 5 or 6 of the lil nitro gummy bears and toss into a bag of regular gummy bears and wait for the games to begin

[@jayfromtheredneckriviera7956]

Question would you ever consider doing the podcast live On KZbin and take questions from the chat?

[@blah851]

About time frog was used in the title😂😂 Surprised it took so long

[@eaouhnugs6767]

Topic: whats your guys worst restauraunt experiences

[@JayE535]

Mcnasty was a second away from calling doo a cute supple Virgin😂

[@Nick.11]

You guys need to use the Franken Tuz's intro for the podcast from now on

[@spacevlynx3225]

You kinda predicted something

[@Nick.11]

@@spacevlynx3225 Yeah, ikr xD

[@igorgomez1728]

Soup’s impersonation of his mexican friend is on point 🤣

[@alexjohnson4428]

Topic: what is the most illegal thing you've ever done

[@punkhua9984]

Since we already know spaghetti or meat now ravioli or garlic

[@geeksxdxd]

when is the NEXT FUCKIN EPISODE !!!

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

I just listened to the episode on Spotify. My cheeks hurt. I realize now that I'd been smiling for an hour. Wow. ✌🏻

[@nolananderson4197]

Topic: Songs that make you think of a funny event or story or make you feel a certain way. I'll go first. I was listening to a song called a Ascend by a person called TheDooo, and I got news earlier that day that my friend wants to become transgender. So now all I can think about when I listen to that song is how he wants to be woman... Your turn

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Damn wow😅 was not expecting that

[@nolananderson4197]

Lol

[@PG03TheGod]

34:10 YOHO Peg the Poop Deck :D

[@jpaulgettyproductions]

Topic: who is your most hated or disliked person(s)?