How GOONS got picked on in school - GOONS #58

[@fridaolivia]

5:28 THE THREE GASPS IN A ROW😭 DOOO THEN BLARG THEN SOUP HAHAHAHA

[@johnperry6201]

I look foward to this podcast every week and appreciate you guys. You make my days so much better.

[@oppositesattract396]

Same

[@bloodysugarcube9844]

@@oppositesattract396 same

[@zictruswow]

I usually listen to it while doing chores/bus rides to university and it's just amazing

[@Xhlem]

@@bloodysugarcube9844 same

[@HawaiianPunch935]

You they have that effect on lots of people, AYO THANK YOU GOONS FOR MAKING EVERYONES DAY WHEN ITS SHITTY

[@zestycitrus5]

22:28 Soup's character reaction was perfect

[@lucasl8542]

The fucking intense clicking (which is definitely doo playing RuneScape) gets me every time

[@hanoslul3276]

A funny thing about the Japanese KFC thing is that there is this weird special that most families buy instead of eating turkey and that other stuff that exists. You should check out Abroad in Japan his "Why I avoid Christmas in Japan" video will give you a better explanation.

[@samantha2afterwuat778]

26:41 I had to do one of those surveys , we knew they weren’t “anonymous” but it asked questions about drugs and if we every thought about killing ourselves or hurting other people

[@RexBebopHD]

The Goons definitely seem like the type to get revenge on people that wronged them in the past after they got older. Like some It's Always Sunny shit.

[@alexbarry6461]

Topic: if you guys were all put into one human centipede, what would be the line order front to back? Edit: I MADE IT ON THE PODCAST HOLY COCKLE WOMB

[@MidTennPews]

Mcnasty would be lead man in that no doubt. Doo would be last in line.

[@timewellspent8137]

Pray for anyone placed behind Dooo

[@_midddnight_]

If Dooo was placed first sucks to be the person behind him

[@bio-phobia3895]

Mcnasty in front

[@jesuschrist9513]

McNasty would be the guy in front goin 'Matt, you want cuttlefish or chocolate pudding?' and then picking cuttlefish

[@jedifox8422]

Jokes From History Q: What did the blind man say when he walked into a fish market? A: "Hello ladies!"

[@vtard8816]

I get it

[@evolutionarydeadend6812]

"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realise there is always a way to solve problems without using violence." -Mickey Mouse, probably

[@haydoqt5162]

colt 45 and two zig zags

[@owenking367]

Topic: if you guys could do a goons and friends trip, where would you want to go?

[@Rinsyo]

They don’t do topics anymore, plus they already did this one

[@SierraDZN]

North Korea

[@owenking367]

@@Rinsyo spaghetti or meat?

[@Twwinzer]

@@Rinsyo gatekeep comment

[@Rinsyo]

@@owenking367 well i mean meat good but like, idk, i feel like spaghetti just has a better texture. The way when you take the first bite out of spaghetti the juices from the balls in the sauce are truly magnificent and scrumptious and add to the delicious sauce and noodles to go with the dish. - Gordon Ramsay

[@mohammadashfaq8142]

Topic: Why does Matt seem like an intellectual and a gentleman with Goons but with smitty and puffer he has 2 brain cells? Is this subconscious switch or do you do this on purpose?

[@kirkfosher7501]

He comes here to be the intelligent one lolol doesnt read well for doo, soup and mcnasty

[@Wolfbeast-gu8nk]

Well, someone’s gotta do it

[@Toons595]

It's all relative

[@Itzyahbo1]

When comparing Matt to the rest of the goons he's a intellectual genius but when he's compared to other people who have the slightest bit of intelligence he is dumber than a brick

[@bongwater1282]

My day just got 10x better, time to spark and relax🖤🖤

[@joblessjoshy]

with you homie

[@ethanturner5682]

@@joblessjoshy same here

[@Cheesedaddy11]

High giggles from the Goons hit different

[@HippieCrab]

Bruh right there with you

[@IWASLEFT2SUFFER]

I just want to thank yall for making adult life bearable with this podcast😂

[@MyNameIsJSTN]

Nice profile pic

[@IWASLEFT2SUFFER]

@@MyNameIsJSTN thanks homie I've listened to falling in reverse for a long time and the losing my life album cover always kind of appealed to to me for some reason

[@criscoil5679]

my teenage life too😭

[@bozonomicsenjoyer7372]

@@criscoil5679 you fell off + ratio + you're white + you're british + who asked + no u + deez nuts + radio + don't care + didn't ask + i'm a minor + i'm neurodivergent + caught in 4k + cope + seethe + GG + in 1947 the world's first general purpose computer, the 30 ton ENIAC was created + your mom's + the hood watches markiplier now + grow up + L + L (part 2) + retweet + ligma + taco bell tortilla crunch + think outside the bun + ur benched + ur a wrench + i own you + ur dad fell off + my dad could beat ur dad up + ur aimhacking + silver elite + tryhard + boomer + sksksksk + ur beta + i'm sigma + ur submissive + L (part 3) + yb better + ur sus + this is a cry for help and i'm extremely depressed. + quote tweet + you're cringe + i did your mom + you bought monkey nft + you're weirdchamp + you're a clown + my father left me at the age of 4 and i never recovered since + my dad owns steam + who want me? + i'm lonely + they didn't think it could possibly happen, but they're releasing L (part Ratio+ dont care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + not okay + glhf + problematic

[@kaimannesbitt8247]

The goons should have there siblings come on the podcast it would be chaos

[@4iss.22]

I can only imagine how it would go if mcnasty brought his sister on the podcast

[@edgetransit1976]

thats what i was thinking, but mostly mcnastys dad

[@DarkDisc1]

@@edgetransit1976 so....two Mcnastys

[@edgetransit1976]

@@DarkDisc1 no, one mcnasty with a smaller weiner and foot fetish, and another mcnasty

[@DarkDisc1]

@@edgetransit1976 that's still....two Mcnastys lol

[@jamesescobar67]

I’m Mexican and I love their Mexican bits

[@edgetransit1976]

i want more of them, i like it if my race is targeted in a joke

[@theironmoose306]

It’s been about one year now that I’ve been with the goons, yup right in the heart of all the siege videos and csgo but those videos have been making me laugh even when I was really depressed I couldn’t stop laughing at how you guys just are it’s amazing.. I love goons because goons are crazy and you guys literally have my humour and I have yours we have this humour as our own form of brotherhood 👍🏼

[@epicplaysgames5906]

I laughed the hardest that I have ever laughed when they started talking about what blarg eats for thanksgiving

[@jamiecifelli6675]

now i can have my hour long edging session, Thanks guys!!

[@timewellspent8137]

almost there buddy

[@TheDosko44]

I'm a data analytics grad student and those anonymous surveys are indeed anonymous! They need to be for data collection purposes (because nobody wants to rat on themselves) but having an idea of what that data might actually look like can help plan for drug/alcohol/gun etc. program funding later!

[@joshcameron1973]

I really needed the laugh today just to get my mind off some shit. First 5 minutes have already succeeded in that. Thanks boys

[@dylanstevens7665]

My friend you are the royalty. Keep the going forward and make the dollars of bank 💪🏼

[@BigZorich]

LMFAO Blarg has the CRAZIEST stories 😂😂😂 absolutely crazy lol! That book he was talking about, I looked it up, and the closest thing I found was "My name is David, and I am Gay" and it is a kids book 😂😂😂 I cracked up laughing lmfao!

[@gotanygrapes7734]

Literally been waiting all day for this listening to other episodes‼️

[@bigpanchopo8946]

i love yalls podcast i just listen to it all the time in my car on the way to school

[@elliotthq373]

This has to be my favourite thing to listen to on yt whether my chilling at home or walking to school so thank you

[@leomctavish6640]

I just got found out that I spent about 7,780 minutes listening to this podcast on Spotify. That’s a little over 5 days of listening to Mcnasty clearing his throat.

[@l3rdi]

the fact that doo said "are you inspired to be a slavian" makes me happy

[@Jake.E75]

16:50 I grew up in Washington state and it's Elementary school (k-5), middle school was 6-8. There are Jr highs that are 7-9 grade, and some of the lower populated towns will have one building for all grades. I went to middle school with someone who was a grade older then me that had a full on grown man beard. Must have been his genetics because his younger brother was the same way when he get to middle school age.

[@iamgarrett1]

If you guys don’t know, the Spotify thing that comes out every year showing your most listed to artists, podcasts, songs, etc. well I looked and I’ve listened to 15,446 minutes of the GOONS Podcast.

[@callmefrostie1763]

Soups voice sounds way deeper than usual in this one

[@evannewsome5370]

Puberty maybe

[@ScaryRJonny]

45:05 soup's character's reaction is so funny

[@GG2022]

I love goons

[@dyrrenn]

Topic: If you could perfect any skill in 1 day what would it be?

[@veganssuck2155]

99 fishing

[@Cheesedaddy11]

Y'all deff watch the Misfits podcast too

[@briantrobles-fabela587]

As Mexican American, the do do diarrhea bit is comedy 🥇 gold.

[@pigeon4420]

The goons is the only thing i simp for

[@DaxSudo]

Fuck yea. Goons time. I feel like this comments section is the most chill and diverse place around.

[@spenceroneil4747]

Beans

[@robwoo5841]

Spaghetti or meat

[@_midddnight_]

@@robwoo5841 cheese or shit

[@edgetransit1976]

cheese ham or egg butter?

[@OGVade]

hot salad or dry grape

[@arkanedot]

I listen to this podcast during work lol it makes it more enjoyable

[@travisparry8033]

i cant describe how much i love the podcasts, i listen doing schoolwork, in the shower, in the Gym and breaks in school. absolutley fucking amazing

[@rhino4328]

Question for Soup: will slackjaw and doo ever play together like at a show or just a record a song together ?

[@laboskie349]

That'd be an amazing collaboration

[@inaffle]

soup answered that already i think he said they'd be down but they don't want dooo to play with slackjaw yet cause soup's building some fans for now and not just fans of dooo subbing to slackjaw because of the collab.

[@TheDmantheman100]

I watched the making of caught in the crossfire so i got it on my spotifi metal list lol

[@tomasknor8947]

I am glad that my Spotify wrap for 2021 told me that I have spent 50 hours of my time listening to your podcast and it's my most favorite one. Thanks a lot

[@monaark3913]

There was a kid in my school that i'd constantly fight with, and we managed to get a teacher to quit after two days by just physically fighting in class whenever we got within 6 feet of each other

[@chckenleggs]

this episode went from randomly crazy to oddly wholesome real quick

[@RichtorGroude1828]

on the school test one, someone answered truthfully to the gun question, literally every nerd or target kid was searched, myself included. school system and state got a heavy lawsuit from every family involved

[@m0nki026]

I’m glad they’re posting every week cause I absolutely love this podcast

[@GummyYummyTummyWummy]

26:30 Soup unlocked a strange memory for me cause I remember doing those shits 😂

[@davecrupel2817]

55:25 "I'm gonna put Mace in your cologne, b¡tch." Ok. THAT is fvcked up. 😂😂😂

[@dipstain9703]

Ive wanted to live in japan my whole life. Ever since i was a toddler i though japanese history and culture was the coolest shit. But every time i bring that up its always "cause u like anime right?" And i punch air every time

[@wxbrainiac]

Same I like anime but the history and culture is the main reason

[@GDKF0238]

Living in Japan is cool until u live in Japan

[@mikoyanig5512]

Guy from Canada here and I had a substitute French teacher who yelled in English “which one of you wants to fight me!” When we couldn’t answer his questions in french.

[@robertchatelois7055]

Back in high school,our music teacher had this insanely tiny car,so towards the end of the year,a bunch of us got together and literally picked the thing up and put it in another parking lot on the other side of school.dude freaked out but we told him where it was and we had a good laugh

[@summeruchiha]

I’m from North Carolina & we had those same surveys every year too lol.

[@karlbekai2249]

As a fellow Lebanese, i approve all the food they listed for Thanksgiving. We do it all of these, especially concrete

[@MusicMan-ke9jj]

56:16 how much doodoo could doo do if doo could do doodoo

[@emmanuelchavez7877]

As a Mexican I approve this 🤣

[@stixgaming72]

Question for next podcast: if you guys did a goons meetup, where would you most likely meet up at, and what would you want to do while you were there

[@nw8084]

I'm pretty sure that it's Japan* that buys KFC for Christmas because they thought colonel sanders was Santa Claus. Now it's just tradition

[@britpackdog4545]

Japan

[@nw8084]

@@britpackdog4545 yeah just Googled you right. I had met a chick who lived in South Korea and she told me about it so I assumed it was South Korea

[@PeacefulPPO]

Hearing about soups school experience 😂 went to the principal 😂😂😂 I’m crying

[@kreativeillustr8s]

Yo we on schedule now ? Lessgo character development for our goons love to see it

[@timewellspent8137]

You see that thing about Hitler being himself is actually not too far from the truth. Hitler wasn't initially meant to be what he became in the Nazi party. He was initially sent in to keep an eye on them, but after hearing him speak, Joseph Goebbels, the Nazi Propaganda Minister, saw his potential as a symbol. He intended to use Hitler as puppet, while he and a few others pulled the strings behind the scenes. This however backfired, and Hitler grew too large as a symbol to be controlled. This directly leads to the downfall of the Nazi party as Hitler was succumbing to the mental pressure, and began to become more psychotic. His status as a symbol, and the power that gave him, made it impossible for those under him to stand against him. This leads to the famous attempt to assassinate him from within the upper echelon of the Nazis. It, for better or worse, failed. All those who were involved, or were merely suspected to be involved were killed. Not too dissimilar to Stalin's story, but I digress. In the end, Goebbels was the true powerhouse of the Nazis, but it was the image he built up of Hitler through his propaganda that ultimately betrayed him, and their party.

[@zackcampbell1346]

I know it's hopefully not the intention but it sorta sounds like your defending Hitler here. It's safe to say all members of the Nazi party were monsters of different flavor and all deserve to rot in the worst parts of hell let it be by action or by allowing atrocities ito take place in their home.

[@The_Skarred]

@@zackcampbell1346 I don’t think he’s defending him more so shining some light on what happened behind the scenes because it’s not like the dude is defending any of his actions instead explaining how it all came about is what I’m seeing

[@tornadotayte]

@@zackcampbell1346 people like you are the reason there is so much political discourse in society. he was stating facts and you just couldnt handle it.

[@kcenneckennek]

Didn’t Goebbels join the Nazis after Hitler?

[@jared305]

@@kcenneckennek Yeah :/

[@ZGKIV]

I went to a school that required you to wear a badge on a lanyard or go get a name sticker every day. My friend who had moved to Vegas for the school year was visiting on one of his breaks, and was using his old school badge to hang out. Ended up getting him a study hall pass to my study hall. Was a great day

[@morbidone88]

Monday MUNKEH MAYEN madness!!

[@frost5249]

Soup had to do a survey asking if they had brought drugs while at my school if theirs even a hint that someone has drugs or a weapon they would search every locker with a sniffer dog and students would have to watch as three cops searched through peoples stuff

[@jamesfajardo4975]

Music advice - As someone who loves all types of music but never gave country a chance, what are good artists to get into country music with?

[@lemonkeyppgov3605]

“My name Chinese food” -soup

[@AddyLatter]

This is a great podcast to listen to when I shove pretzel sticks in my urethra

[@rachelrobinsongarren]

This was an EXCELLENT episode. Y’all were all really on it!

[@tonylehn9799]

the goons are the best group on youtube to me and this podcast is the only podcast i listen to

[@ma5terwarfare]

34:39 soup doodoo

[@YungHeartThrob]

Goddamn I had almost the same experience as Soup in middle school except at the end of the conflict they realized my intentions, let me off the hook and sort of took me under their wing looking out for me whenever there was trouble

[@coldbloodedkiller4156]

Here’s some random questions I just decided to put up because why not? More questions the better: 1. Will the Goons own a tank cuz why not? Any American citizen born and raised can own one, I googled it when I was younger, so google it again and see if there’s any changes to that if you want. You guys can talk about it 2. How will the world end? 3. What do the Goons want to see in the future for mankind? (And no Blarg, world peace is not allowed. Not possible) 4. Would one of the Goons try and run for president and see if they can make a positive impact on the US? 5. Blarg is Canada going into a good future? 6. Would TheDooo make a shop selling guitars as well as teaching others how to play? 7. If you guys had to play Russian Roulette who do you think would go first? Then who would die? I’m done thinking of questions be they stupid or actually something good. I hope this gave you something to talk about, enjoy yourselves!

[@mollyweir1595]

you guys are my number 2 podcast on Spotify wrapped! love you guys!!!

[@personalacc100]

GOONS PODCAST

[@schenaboy4282]

GOONS PODCAST

[@Scrub_6361]

GOONS PODCAST

[@wertzlegendz1497]

GOONS PODCAST

[@treechild1715]

GOONS PODCAST

[@allusive_tank6324]

GOONS PODCAST

[@haydoqt5162]

This podcast is shit, they never keep on track, always make silly jokes, act immature, talk about pointless topics nobody else would even bring up. I love it, cant wait for the next episode

[@chr0niC_C]

They post these right before I clock in for work every time lmao 😂

[@hyenascave9878]

35:17 that's nothing compared to having a pigeon in the class basement. I have the video of my 5eacher scarring it away

[@KrillishTheThingy]

"McNasty, the 6'7 Choncc" had me dying

[@sn3pic]

I just want you guys to know that I’m a English school care taker and I walk around the school listening to yous and I’ve listened to every single one of your episodes….

[@bradbartran5348]

Man my boring ass lecture got moved online today and the goons uploaded this is an amazing birthday !!!

[@ton3341]

1:01:56 sounds like a religious song tbh lol I'm gonna make it my alarm thanks Soup

[@zDaven]

I also went to school in South Carolina like Soup and let me tell you, he exaggerated NOTHING lmao

[@monochromatik_moron4426]

You guys inspired me to recommend a podcast project for my history class!! I’m so stoked!!

[@Nathan-nx7zk]

Topic: If all of you were in a briefing room at youtube headquarters, what would you do/say? Please be as scuffed or as serious as possible, your choice

[@DarkDisc1]

It'd be scuffed...definitely scuffed

[@Ilovemetalworking]

Green bean casserole is the worst food in existence and I will die on this hill. People out here trying to serve crunchy snot rockets as a dish

[@sabinmaharjan57]

7:00 I like how both Dooo and soup react to blarg reply

[@yellowbeard9348]

I keep thinking how are you guys not cancelled especially after episodes like this and it just keeps not happening God bless America 🇺🇲

[@billyschneider4785]

I feel like the goons are the only people who actually motivate me to listen to the ad read

[@void268]

Man im sick and I just need something to relax too. This was perfect timing

[@ashtonstephens8372]

Podcast on my bday???? Let’s go

[@Yungbagel_69]

Please get two mad or crispy as a guest on the podcast it would be hilarious.

[@metalilama1]

pls no

[@Yungbagel_69]

@@metalilama1 why not?

[@S.Y.S_Lewis]

Just started watching the podcast this is fire and those questionnaires were goofy lmao bruh back in hs my math class made a teacher quit then they made the new one quit it was nuts

[@Cheesedaddy11]

Mcnasty should be holding the book upside down

[@xFearGodx]

Ive never genuenly followed anybodys video release schedule or anything tbh but yall really do make mondays better

[@treechild1715]

Agreed, green bean casserole is S teir

[@MAYOMONKEYyt]

"This is sirloin" Blarg: "what" Soup: "this is sirloin" Blarg *😳*

[@royalNio]

Topic: What is the process of uploading a podcast episode to KZbin and spotify? (From recording audio to uploading the final product for our viewing/listening pleasure) love the animations BTW :)

[@erikfischer5257]

Special Ed class gives tips on phycological warfare

[@knickemz]

ngl I was waiting for this to come out on spoofy so I can listen when go wormk

[@cuddlesthebun1297]

BIG FAN OF THE GOONS

[@genjicarry3720]

Doo when he pooped on his bed: damn no one really gunna clean that up

[@jerryrhett]

I can also attest to elementary school being k-6 and middle school being 7&8, and I'm from the east coast

[@Mousecopp]

1:01:53 my favorite part of the podcast XD

[@YTKipz]

My uncle was a 2nd grade teacher now he’s a counselor but I got to go watch his class when I was a kid because my school got out for summer earlier than his and he would throw markers and erasers at kids if they would talk while he was. The only way teachers get away with stuff liek that is if their test scores are super good and the kids love them