Gorgeous Freeman - Episode 1 - The Suit

Remember me , dear subscriber ? .. of course not , but never mind . After months of work and a lot , and I mean A LOT of trouble you probably don't care this first episode about the adventures of Gorgeous Freeman is finally here !
I'd like to thank DasBoSchitt , providing his wonderful sweet voice for Dr. Breenvil
Anyway , this video is also a bit of a pilot kind of episode , and if you guys like it , I'll start working on more episodes . Don't forget to give me some feed back , it helps a lot . See you in 20 years for my next video !
Twitter - / antoine_delak
Music :
Perrey and Kingsley - Electronic Can-Can
Tekken: Blood Vengeance OST: Awaken
DoctorK - Baby got back - Remixed by yours truly
Saint Seiya OST III - Athena's Love
pornosonic - special delivery 7
Death Note Anime OST 2 - Semblance of Dualism
Half-Life - Valve Theme
Saint Seiya The Lost Canvas OST : Yakusoku no hanawa
Saint Seiya OST - Hoo Yoku Ten Shoo small part

[@spinningninja2]

Valves delaying of Half Life 3 has slowly driven the community insane

[@captaincreeper108]

If games have the same logic as movies, its going to be a shit game when it comes out, but I am sure it will sell millions

[@elmgames5632]

John Banks Freezas scared

[@anthonylotin6085]

The struggle continues...

[@dcaroundnationdan8425]

This is gay.

[@feds7461]

Half Life 3 is currently being supressed.... By the Suppression Field thingy

[@MikMoen]

Giving Freeman the voice of Duke Nukem is the best possible decision ever made.

[@Echo_Loss]

+Michael Moen Quite true XD

[@carl3205]

***** k

[@grimstar3270]

+Carl algo Actually, Gordon isn't mute, he just chooses not to speak. The writers said that it would be impossible for Gordon to get his PhD if he didn't speak.

[@wdaswwqads]

+Williamrules123 321selurmailliW That's not correct, you are supposed to feel like Gordon Freeman and be in that universe.

[@jovan6485]

i agree

[@DaFuqBoom]

Imagine this will be flagged as "Made for Kids".

[@nightmagnus7595]

Just like condoms and coathangers

[@WanderePlaysGames]

The apocalypse is upon us

[@rcking2368]

That would be really educational for them

[@standwithrussia7166]

Я хоть надеюсь, что это не удалят :c

[@commanderknee3821]

Oh god no

[@zarkflappysheep]

I cant describe the simultaneous cringe and fascination and love I feel for this series. It’s truly amazing what you’ve done you crazy piece of bastard.

[@PINKGUY-c2x]

ok

[@Player-plus]

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[@blueyandicy]

can't believe he hearted this 3 months ago

[@agniteyt]

*CRINGE?! YOU QUESTION THE CONTENT OF THE MIGHTY DELAK?!*

[@legoman5491]

@@Player-plus the sacred texts!

[@cocoelacanth]

“don’t worry, i won’t look” **stares intensely at gordon as he inspects the hev suit**

[@rvwaebesa1553]

She want to see dat ass

[@The_Jho]

Man I wish there were more episodes

[@Chonkems]

Fun fact: the gordon model is a reskin of a nude model.

[@theugliestbarnacle816]

I always find these comments and read them as they say it

[@svyatoslavrurikovich8831]

@@Chonkems Could you elaborate please? With as much detail as possible

[@rampantmutt9119]

I love Alyx's facial expressions and body language here.

[@williamdemoraes6943]

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[@silvergaming3953]

0

[@whimsydraws5594]

0

[@jordanromano3975]

0

[@dick_cheney]

0

[@gimmedata4557]

"It's not gay if it's Gorgeous Freeman" - Ricardo Milos

[@masterretro1585]

Master Coomer hello coomer

[@inmortalmachinima]

you have reason

[@tarentino3269]

Hello gordon

[@danzoggg9845]

@@tarentino3269 "Nothing ventured, nothing gained!" "look gordon, ropes! we can use them for big pits!"

[@tarentino3269]

@@danzoggg9845 gordon i'm thirsty

[@JG-wl1yy]

6 years of me watching this masterpiece and I've never noticed that particular frame at 4:10

[@quantumblur_3145]

Ultra instinct

[@queenwillforever7589]

🤨🤨

[@rockman7perez]

3:56 Look at Breen's shadow

[@automatonm99]

Oh God I saw it had to slow it down to figure out what you saw.

[@Sufficientbean]

I just noticed it😭😭😭 the urge to screenshot

[@quintincastro7430]

Imagine someone who has never heard of Half-Life watching this

[@tinystalker1821]

Quintin Castro I’ve never played half life and this is still great

[@quintincastro7430]

@@tinystalker1821 lmao they are great games

[@MystralThunder]

I’ve only heard of it lol

[@averagespymain7784]

i watched this before playing hl2, now i understand this whole video.

[@GingerGamingIsEpic]

That was me

[@revolutionstudios5052]

I don't think anyone realizes how awkward the meeting between Dr. Breenvil and Gorgeous Freeman must've been. Dr. Breen hasn't seen Gordon since Black Mesa, and when he sees him again, he sees him completely nude, while Gordon sees his old, uptight boss, watching Porn. God, that must be uncomfortable for both of them.

[@copark1421]

Revolution Team also don’t forget, it’s been around twenty years since their last meeting lol

[@revolutionstudios5052]

@@copark1421 Exactly.

[@noisyash4234]

And also the fact Gordon exploded his food

[@revolutionstudios5052]

@@noisyash4234 No, that was Dr. Magnusson's Magnificent Microwave Casserole.

[@revolutionstudios5052]

@Djdjbhemgibberishdnkcvjnebejxnr 8857 Wasting my time.

[@virginicusmaximus1822]

2020: *m a d e f o r k i d s*

[@guys-in9vd]

hmmmm, yes

[@HydroHemp]

COPPA is gау

[@skinnyjotaro8269]

Yes coppa is f mega gay

[@skinnyjotaro8269]

@BitterVoid dorime

[@HydroHemp]

@BitterVoid, Lol COPPA infuriates everyone and you started to call everyone gay, although you like it yourself, so start with yourself and it’s not a fact that Matpat made the right theory.

[@JustTombstone]

I love how Barney is the only sane and reasonable person in this entire episode

[@e.d.h.kendrick673]

Where

[@sirbirbington]

​@@e.d.h.kendrick673in this entire episode, like they just said

[@e.d.h.kendrick673]

oh got ya thought you were talking about ..... never mind

[@alliesnation]

3:10,3:29

[@e.d.h.kendrick673]

@@JustTombstone I thought you were talking about a different Barney. *Cough* DINOSAUR. 😅😅

[@megadoesstuff1164]

The fact Judith has the text to speech voice like Mr’s Person makes me really happy, great touch man.

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

I love little tributes to kitty0706. He was a great mind

[@mohdrykal1007]

RIP kitty0706 "he was a good man and a good animator"

[@throg4657]

@Herr von Niedersachsen he deaD

[@throg4657]

@Herr von Niedersachsen yeah it’s a real shame too, i’d recommend checking out his channel here on youtube, he had a real talent for humor and animating in gmod. He had been battling leukemia for a few years i believe, until it caught up to him in 2015.

[@krusokat]

@Ein Sachse dont feel bad, he was a furry

[@lastfullast8819]

0:45 After Half-Life: Alyx announcement.

[@Eddie_Glorpo]

And the suit that hit her was valve

[@aaronruf8421]

You mean 0:15

[@peabrain6872]

Lastful Last that’s not going to be half life 3 because it’s only on VR

[@CourierSiix]

@@peabrain6872 he didnt say it was half life 3

[@josecarvajal1063]

OMG yaaaas !! XD aaaah that was so funny!!

[@TheLivingTombstone]

"Remember me , dear subscriber ? .. of course not ," Shut the fuck up Antoine, I remember you all too well and you're awesome, make more episodes plox!

[@i_may_be_stupid]

What the fuck are you doing here Tombstone xD

[@atazoth3540]

The Living Tombstone​ hello!

[@Delak_Antoine]

The Living Tombstone .. oh ... ok :(

[@Czarpos]

The Living Tombstone You're God damn right...

[@SoarinTheStallionSwag]

XD

[@muricanboi077_smonk4]

1:44 the way he breaks his spine gets me every time

[@LukeZXL]

For real 😂

[@WillMcConnell-hv4xd]

Me too

[@RevengeRaptorREAL]

I can't believe I just discovered this channel this week but the way he upholds Kitty0706's legacy in little ways while still being ungodly funny on his own is what I already love so far. and god damn this was FIVE years ago too

[@Brainstorm_2002]

unfortunately he cancelled this series because he got bored animating it

[@Rikarre]

discovered it today

[@connorgolsong290]

Kitty0706 would be proud of Delak. RIP, King.

[@mentelgen3274]

Kittys Legacy? I mean respect for the dead but I think he just went the same direction with memes and all that. I don’t think he wanted to continue it.

[@Kano_Productions]

T do feel like it

[@TheKingOfNachosTM]

that moment when your mom walks in your room and sees you watching gorgeous freeman twerking

[@NinjaBoy641]

That's when you switch to porn. It's easier to explain.

[@redwolfe3343]

FlameRose97 i agree

[@CleanSockQ]

TheNachoNinja FTW hah

[@SimonCrazyCatGaudet]

She liked that? :B

[@stevetappe7256]

TheNachoNinja FTW lol

[@simulprod]

*I R E Q U I R E T H A T A S S I M M E D I A T E L Y*

[@radardjz7275]

Well fuck. Back to porn then.

[@Memiokoa]

*Bonk*

[@XdXd-vd1ih]

Hey go!

[@goldfishfan1150]

*HE NEEDS DAT ASS NOW!!!!*

[@errornoname23]

BizzaroSteve Oh cmon now, you need to get outta here.

[@TheBigIronOnMyHip]

*The OG videos are still recommended even after 7 year's, thank you god for this masterpiece series that exists in our timeline!*

[@DasBoSchitt]

Son of a ...

[@HakuDrive]

GeT j3al0usy!!!111!!!1 XxDDDDDdeedeedeedii Love your works man. Both of ya.

[@illuminarty9145]

You have such a sweat sweat voice...

[@roundishlyric7261]

Is your gmod idiot box ep15 done?

[@binghalim1852]

DasBoSchitt we require his ass, lord daboschitt

[@SUPER_HELPFUL]

Illuminarty Why is his voice sweaty? Did it just get back from the gym?

[@acidicjosh3813]

That visual gag of Breen’s shadow getting up with the dong hanging was pure genius

[@soulless_jake540]

"Ah fuck,back to porn then"

[@theprofilmstudios]

1:08 When they meant Headcrab I didn't know they were talking about that type of head.

[@bob-omb1217]

Oh my God

[@Burning_Ember_4002]

In Fact: Kleiner is Acually a fricking Pervert

[@allensandmi5729]

Headcrab *SUCC*

[@ArcadeAssaultSrb]

@@allensandmi5729 look at alyx and barney's face🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@inanchh]

Headgrab

[@Kadett-rr7ry]

"oh boy I havent watched this in a while, I might binge th-- 7 YEARS????????!?!?!"

[@Brusselier-lk2io]

Watching this unlocked a core memory bro

[@Bolloxed]

Better than most things you see on TV

[@cheyorgz]

I love your vids

[@Maxxon89]

Thats for sure!

[@gordonfreeman8109]

Yo Boll, like ya vids!

[@darthmemeious9526]

famous person

[@hellyeavesx]

yeah he is the best xD

[@FeepingCreature]

4:35 best video sequence. Ever. Period. Across all media.

[@chasesmith5216]

Freeman: yeah you and what army. Evil villain: the army that's in this facility. Freeman: well f**k.

[@juanokug4]

@@chasesmith5216 WHAT ARMY you know, the one that conquered the world in 3 days... Oh *fuck*

[@fihiproduction1859]

you know that sound effect?

[@chasesmith5216]

@@juanokug4 yep that army lol.

[@rachetix2077]

@@juanokug4 correction, conquered the world in 7 hours

[@smityboi9645]

I imagine this is what Half life 2 would be like without the suppression field

[@weaponized_toaster]

Literally

[@thatonerandominternetdingu736]

I'm pretty sure suppression field just stops people from breeding, not being horny

[@soulless_jake540]

Lamarr isnt a "head"crab for nothing

[@k4rz43]

4:35 I love over exaggerated overkill scenes such as that.

[@canalprussiano985]

Me too.

[@rawb]

This was pretty magical.

[@josephlong169]

Wait so Haunters a girl?

[@toastycrab5175]

BruceWillakers Now I'm going to have to start continuing hl2 more often just so I don't get any spoilers.

[@betelgeuse9940]

Majestic pony

[@GordonTheOneFreeManFreeman]

_I_ am pretty magical

[@mrnumber1648]

Gordon is the bomb #hl3

[@jordanvelazquez6321]

Playing Half-Life 2 for the first time, I can safely say that this is exactly the same experience.

[@HECU.Corpsman]

Play Black Mesa (( half life remake )) its the same

[@zaelheimricht4978]

"Don't worry, i won't look." 0:44

[@hellotherethisiskiminsung]

0:45 ME GUSTA

[@mrmr_zoomie]

*sToLeN!1!!111!*

[@namethefifth7315]

That is face i think of when i think of Alex

[@aviel05]

Now I understand what made my childhood great thank you for this masterpiece

[@someonetgg]

Theory: Gorgeous Freeman inspired Ricardo Milos.

[@mrmannova3212]

No, Ricardo Milos was inspired Gorgeous Freeman, you dumb asshole

[@planetarygo11]

@@mrmannova3212 Fuc u moron piece of virgin

[@someonetgg]

Ahhh, typical comment sections.

[@freddyfazbear5837]

@@mrmannova3212 but its just a theory *A GAME TEORHY*

[@Chonkems]

Ahh , youtube comment sections, making me homicidal and suicidal.

[@Keedisgay]

Why does nobody talk about how hilarious a headcrab’s walk cycle is?

[@abutterynoodle9347]

Tippytapping

[@Garbo_trashcan]

sneakin

[@pagancourier4604]

i bet it says, “IM FREE”

[@Alium4060stellartech]

I require your scalp

[@1FenFen1]

me, playing spy: visible for 0.1 seconds the entire enemy team: 4:36

[@clay4910]

fen dum A SPY!?!

[@SoggySoda1]

Accurate

[@tiseril]

More like 4:56

[@NatureXScience]

Typical Star wars

[@Monarch_Prime]

Lol true As a pyro main i love to burn spies And they usually die if they escape MMPHURRMPHURRMPPHUUURRR

[@punkrockinrobin]

5:09 CONTACT CONFIRMED 🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@POOTISman0909]

valve should add dat posterior

[@POOTISman0909]

but of course to tf2

[@gavincraun3285]

To nerf it have no random crits

[@Engineer9736]

*that

[@justinprasertsit3850]

Richard van Pukkem JUST WHY FOCKIN' HE'LL MATE

[@poosh7645]

POOTISman0909 maybe in half life 3

[@tekgeekster]

And they say men in video games aren't sexualized.

[@nesrovlahsurvivalist8399]

Girls get angry when you “objectify women” and guys just laugh their heads off at this.

[@theproatpubg0693]

He is only in underwear dude

[@nesrovlahsurvivalist8399]

TheProAtPUBG DatBoi People slap his but he twerks in a way and charters talk about wanting dat A#%. How is that not sexual.

[@johnmemes6447]

Nesrovlah survivalist yep

[@TheManinBlack9054]

Nesrovlah survivalist r/woosh The original comment is not serious

[@DennisSuryana]

4:35 sound effect comes from Mafia 1

[@mr.arbiter996]

Ight

[@Skelly_712]

I wanna know where is it

[@Klonoa1488]

You're not supposed to be here

[@blackbrine3609]

.

[@lavetic2099]

There is probably at least one person who found out they were gay from watching Gorgeous Freeman.

[@33orb]

You mean ALL persons?

[@DerpityEllis]

Finally, someone who could fill the void that Kitty left behind

[@nook8942]

Kinda

[@PlagueHooter]

amen

[@Humpsterlicious]

+Derpity Ellis NO ONE CAN FILL THAT VOID **Breaks down emotionally**

[@nook8942]

Caesar Czarson bitch. I hate fanboys and shit, but I can't help it Fuck you

[@CaesarCzarson]

Derpity Ellis I didnt, but you know who did? Kittyfag0706 blood cells, Heyooo!

[@Alkivo]

What I am afraid of is that someone made a naked Gordon Freeman on the workshop

[@johnmemes6447]

No what’s on deviant art with sonic is scary

[@casaclub988]

"power armor is for pussies"

[@Farrin22]

Well I'm downloading it

[@Aiko13Official]

@@Farrin22 No Don't Do It AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[@Ribbons0121R121]

or unless he made this himself also im not surprised, those people who like immersion can go nuts

[@AElberethGilthonielthewhite]

Imagine someone who hasnt played half life 2 watching this

[@ikavolo]

Teh_ Diminator i haven't played it but i still understand

[@HauntedMusket]

I played it after I watched this

[@NebulaOldChannel]

I haven’t played it.

[@SOUP-go9it]

Cough! Um not me I played it

[@JodaroKujo]

Teh_ Diminator I played half life 2 but only a demo of episode 2

[@theteleportedbread8803]

0:44 that face is on another level

[@ProfoundKrab]

Me on Picture Day in 3rd grade be like:

[@R3TR0--93]

its the me gusta face

[@Mtronleaderofdisassemblycons]

Me on the last day of murder drones episode 8:

[@PhilipAHall]

1:53 the show when your parents walk in

[@luukdevoogd1071]

My parents walked in when I pressed your timestamp

[@P1ckledPea]

2:07 The show when your grandparents walk in

[@fuze7885]

@@luukdevoogd1071 oof

[@Yes-to5ji]

This is how i new that I have anxiety from my parents I took my device into a different room so they wouldn’t see

[@theTrevorluck]

When you play modded Fallout 4 and the mission requieres a Power Armor: 1:32

[@brobunni]

Same with Samus' Varia Suit

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

*gets killed by Deathclaw immediately

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Gotta love Duke Nukem quotes

[@ThatDrako]

When you playing Fallout 4 at all.

[@demoflower5334]

Glowing sea or not I’m coming for dat green scientist posterior, without power armor

[@YikesIsMe]

"You're pissin' me off Doc."

[@YuckCanuck]

*G E E T H A A A N K S*

[@dethmettle9236]

"At least get your suit" "Fuck you" "Gee thanks"

[@kumalee38]

Fuck you.

[@dethmettle9236]

"Gee thanks"

[@margoorlov3718]

Same thing

[@CastledCard]

This and episode 2 are such a masterpiece of Gmod machinima. It even has DasBoSchitt as the icing on the cake.

[@kayzazel9816]

2:33 This is by far my favourite line.

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

“It’s your pet, *the freakin’ HEAD-HUMPER!”*

[@zeynaviegas]

the gestures are impecable

[@sternguard8283]

@@zeynaviegas they really are

[@wacky-shorts5201]

His body expressions are so beautiful.

[@sam-sp5zk]

@@DRSTRANGELOVEIN hopper

[@Cyphene_UwU]

This is too incredible.

[@josephstalin2607]

Adam you think

[@topcoppelion6626]

600th like!

[@tripmin3r469]

You betrayed me, you used me, YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE.

[@steeljax8248]

Just like Gordons ass

[@annoyingassbean3070]

I know, right?!

[@KingofKMS]

1:08 well it ain't called a head crab for nothing

[@unitt3237]

What... The .... *HECC*

[@andruwingram848]

King of KMS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@geometryjosh21]

Oh my gosh whyyyyyy!!!!!

[@somefries3101]

SUCC

[@shinjicup8355]

Ahh

[@Mouse_Vi]

Обалдеть, 10 лет этому шедевру) Как же хочется ещё 😄

[@titanslayer492]

"I require dat ass immediately" needs to be a meme

[@TrevorTrunks71]

*disappears* well fuck, back to porn then

[@antiplex88]

Titan Slayer No, normies would ruin it

[@OneZestyLemon]

Wish granted

[@Alex_playsroblox]

Titan you piss me off doc xD

[@acorn5687]

And the dick silhoullet

[@waldothealmighty1980]

The knocking joke was so simple yet it kills me every time!

[@redshirtforall]

Waldo The Almighty I've put THAT part on loop 56 times now.

[@TransTaey]

I loved the ever-escalating stings. XD

[@VooDooMusic]

Waldo The Almighty knock, knock, kna-knock *BLAM*

[@TheErwinator90]

Toph Beifong reference?

[@Pesmerga87]

Waldo The Almighty yeah it was awesome :D

[@anonymousmobster2444]

I love how you got Kleiner and Barney's actual voice actors for this.

[@thadrug]

No he didn’t.

[@lemmy4965]

Just really good impressionists prolly

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

@@thadrug yes he did. Thats Mike (Or mark I forgot) Hillard

[@thadrug]

@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit No, he didn’t.

[@misterfister5810]

@@King-xe3kt now that’s some very impressive editing if I ever seen it.

[@Captain_p0wer]

I can't believe this is 9 years old already

[@blint9063]

Alyx: Don't worry, I won't look. Few minutes later: *Staring at him with the stoopidest look on her face.

[@HECU.Corpsman]

y e s

[@lambdastudios4083]

I showed my parents this, they think Im gay

[@zoltanmeszaros4684]

At this point does it matter

[@lucmart1470]

You what

[@michaelcullen3860]

Lol

[@protonjones54]

I don't blame them

[@DinoThatPlaysHaloQ]

Can’t blame them

[@azrael1399]

4:36 just... the best plan ever

[@fersanher931]

The best plan

[@Stephen-fi9mw]

Ah yes, grab the whole Combine army to grab one ass. Then it ends up getting away.

[@ewakosiorska5839]

Rush a guy with 10000 dudes

[@yoda8677]

But as the superhero movies always say “it was never meant to be”

[@Wallmart5]

8 years later and this is still a masterpiece.

[@moocow4523]

It's when I watch videos like this that I hope my parents don't have clairvoyance or the ability to see my computer screen even when they are nowhere near me.

[@icreatedthisaccounttocomme8485]

Yeah

[@JohnyMiko]

Yeahh

[@PouLS]

Yea

[@Territoire0]

Indeed

[@M084MM3D]

Damn all our moms being karens

[@ethanprescott4086]

The quality of this still holds up 4 years later

[@m.outlawed]

6 years now

[@Knuckleball617]

haha

[@explosivemuffin]

The facial expressions are absolutely amazing

[@TravisaInc]

agreed

[@Fullmetalballsz]

Benrey

[@thelastone7909]

This video quite literally lived in the back of my head for years

[@thatoneguythatlikescamembe5157]

5:09 C O N T A C T C O N F I R M E D

[@nonnegative7063]

XDD

[@45hr52]

He needed to be extra sure

[@TacticalUltramarine]

He tries to confirm his duty

[@captainprotag0nist]

i love how he included mrs.person from kitty0706's videos.

[@lemmys.kelton8183]

Shut up and be glad your still some use to us!

[@captainprotag0nist]

Boyslenderp The Channel *slap*

[@SeRiExThePro]

+captainprotag0nist Kitty's dead. :'(

[@captainprotag0nist]

Seriex ThePro yeah i think it was cancer mate, he will be missed...

[@SeRiExThePro]

captainprotag0nist It was :'(

[@laughingman3777]

Wow...this was really well done...Whoever made this has mad talent and understands physical comedy and animation really well. Thumbs up.

[@MatthewJaws]

+Arman Agahbanaei Well, he may of used an animation addon for Garry's Mod :P. Just saying.

[@lonthius3918]

+Matthew Bernardini it still needs knowledge to use properly. Also that's not the only thing you need for animation.

[@SpaceShip-Orion]

The doctor talking about Gordon’s buns, completely in character, as if they were a black hole or a crystal was an underrated highlight

[@albertothefox87toons]

1:32 Gordon Freeman finally talk

[@albertothefox87toons]

@weegeepie polish lol

[@89tmoverdriveyt62]

being duke nukem is good enough for Gordon Freeman

[@Lunar_Raven]

Gordon already have a voice via the Freeman's Mind series. At least for me, that is.

[@Aiko13Official]

@@Lunar_Raven And The HLVRAI Series Too Don't Forget That

[@dukenukem8381]

That was me

[@smileguyanimations8776]

"Dont worry, I won't look" 2 seconds later "0:44"

[@GILB3RT]

3:11 love that Ms. Person cameo. RIP kitty0706

[@Johnny_Galaxy]

"Gilbert, wake me up when miss dorkson does something cool."

[@someasshole2097]

What happened?

[@jiraffe9600]

@@someasshole2097 he died from cancer.

[@someasshole2097]

@@jiraffe9600 shit

[@quocviethoang8448]

@@jiraffe9600 no it's leukeima

[@Pilot119]

2:28 When my parents forcefully take me somewhere and say “Thanks for coming” afterward.

[@NunofyaFB]

See how volvo torturing us with half life 3 has slowly turned the community insane

[@vj3137]

Volvo makes cars.

[@NunofyaFB]

TheEpicTeamFortressGuy I know, on certain videos bad grammar is purposely used to make valve be spelled as volvo

[@vj3137]

None of your fucking business Is there an actual reason or is it for the lulz?

[@NunofyaFB]

TheEpicTeamFortressGuy nope, just for lulz

[@TehShinegami]

+SkyDefender it happened when valve almost forgot to put diretide... 2 years ago.. i think... and doto community decided to make a joke by calling volvo ( car builder) to put diretide then valve but still calling them volvo... i think that's how it started... Maybe its didn't happen like that entirely , but i think that's how it happened.

[@raulins100]

Half life 3 leaked footage

[@dazertm7228]

lol

[@alinflorinnica9819]

i died

[@AmBush2048]

You mean Half life two:episode two:part one

[@gary8387]

no its the dlc for half life 2 because valve hates us

[@CCCP758]

Offfff ya yine ingilizce bikezde türkçe olsa😎😎

[@muhaw2425]

4:38 when you pull out chips in class

[@tiseril]

Share some?

[@muhaw2425]

But only you, lets hide and share somewhere else

[@bernardoferreira8708]

Gotta turn this into a meme

[@muhaw2425]

Wait what?

[@amazingdann1165]

@@muhaw2425 I know but it got deleted

[@chester1470]

9 years later, And I still find myself quoting this.

[@dootvevo7511]

0:03 me giving my english teacher my assignment i procastrinated on

[@japangreatmappers7124]

0:06 throw a chair

[@dootvevo7511]

@@japangreatmappers7124 based on fact

[@rufousthefox9766]

2:28 and when the grade is worse than you expect.

[@deboramorais9299]

1:37 OMG LOOK AT THAT POSTERIOR

[@jhonnya6032]

Dat

[@speeddude1225]

T h i c c

[@ritvikmishra8388]

B Y S C RO U N D I N G E R S C A T

[@wamuuthepoleperson168]

I cannot belive it is so round!

[@ketchup2147]

Your a cute little thing aren't you?

[@kurushaev]

It can be watched forever 4:36

[@OppaiDragonDxD]

That hump 🤣

[@theformerkaiser9391]

Zombified Dragon that was a zip

[@1zeldalover]

Tha 3:01 intensifies

[@D3ADFM]

This is what no hl3 has done to our community

[@CountrySteaks]

1:00 When you're getting ready for work after a well-fed Christmas break.

[@Koiifish03]

1:27 THIS IS A MASTERPIECE 😂😂😂😂

[@tysongaming9092]

Holy shit your right.

[@meltybloodargentina9442]

OMG look at dat posterior😲

[@jitterywinner66]

"Power armor is for pussies"

[@newtonn007]

power armor is for pussies

[@Rudy_Play]

Undoubtedly

[@Heroheenie]

"You gonna let Gordon throw the switch?" *"n o"* "Hey, uh, yeah-"

[@Alexeipetrovitch1917]

Since I was watched this as a 10 years old, thinking it was an ordinary half life video, my childhood was shattered into a thousands pieces

[@Boss.X5]

Lol same

[@UnicodeSmiley22]

This video is two years old! Happy Birthday, Gorgeous!

[@Nobutehuhh]

Woooo!

[@blankboi949]

yay

[@thatguythatfixes8675]

+Slipknot fan 2001 2018 = 3?

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

"That's some bullshit" "Well come on now, you need to get out of here" -coach eli

[@jeongminkim4409]

4:11 Oh look, he’s popping a champagne bottle

[@AKARaccoons]

@@GAMEBAYGAMING You can also use , and . to go backward/forward a frame at a time.

[@GAMEBAYGAMING]

AKARaccoon and for mobile users?

[@Exozealots]

That's not champagne... that's his fluids form his body jerking off

[@kingcalibur413]

Gabriel Malabanan I believe that is the joke good sir

[@GAMEBAYGAMING]

Oops the joke flew over my head

[@noice6421]

9 years later, in 2024, this looks like peak comedy.

[@SilentZephyrs]

2:33 "It's your pet the freaking HEAD HUMPER!" cracked me up

[@theformerkaiser9391]

Mistakes Were Made that line is also said in game (HL2)

[@Mtronleaderofdisassemblycons]

That's what I call cyn because she acts like that

[@calebauger2129]

My friend told me to watch this. Now I'm questioning life

[@santiagorodriguez1123]

Lmao me too 😂

[@raffviola]

+KatarinaMain AndMore then why the fuck are you here?

[@yurihentai7172]

raffviola to solve people's problems

[@raffviola]

+KatarinaMain AndMore by asking people to kill themselves? you're brave on the internet ain't you?

[@Greyspecies9999]

+Caleb Auger Your friend is the best friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@CrongMartini]

4:43 my cousins entering my room

[@japangreatmappers7124]

4:45 That all your cousins?

[@casonwaldschmidt2699]

That couldn't be more accurate

[@goldfishfan1150]

100% scientifically proven.

[@atticuswoodall8573]

4:49 my reaction

[@pyraffin]

Wait yours bother to knock?

[@user-vj6jo4sl8m]

No matter where i go all roads lead back to gorgeous freeman

[@alfiembutitstonymontana9964]

Breen: random talking Sum random ass combine solider: *walks up to GORGEOUS FREEMAN* suspect confirmed

[@root19733]

Let's all be honest here: This is the erotic fantasy we didn't know we needed and can't live without

[@BlackHat-qf2bc]

0:45 me when I’m waiting for something in the microwave

[@thatonegamer1940]

We despise skibidi toilet, then we look back and see this is the stuff we watched back then. Is it really all that different?

[@Wispybubs]

Good point

[@catpurrito5586]

this has better jokes i think

[@fishyfisher-playstation]

atleast someone put actual work into this

[@Guna_In_A_Hotdog]

would you rather see a naked mans penis flapping around or a head in a toilet singing a song tell me, now. Don't look away

[@KingLich451]

​​@@Guna_In_A_Hotdogi require dat ass immediately

[@AJZulu]

It's Quarantine and this still doesn't get old.

[@TheBigH]

4:04 The single greatest quote in human history.

[@brokenchair853]

I think you mean 4:01

[@hermindabolo3156]

.

[@jacemichaellobrigo6285]

You Mean The guy said... Well FUck Back Tu Porn den

[@TheBigH]

@@brokenchair853 just came back here and was SEVERELY disappointed with my past self. thanks for the correction.

[@lightningmcquuen]

@@TheBigH immediately

[@dramarclp]

First i thought this was some retarded gmod shit... then i realised, this..... this is art...

[@gasolinedrinker9170]

Kitty0706’s stuff is art. But he’s dead.. :’(

[@DefecTec]

Fallout Gamer this is as good as team fabulous 2

[@gasolinedrinker9170]

Defec Tec hell yeah it is

[@satinsguard]

Even retarded Gmod shit can be art.

[@varianttombstones]

This could have been made in source film maker

[@yitsz0]

I'm so glad that I grow up with this, thank you for all the good memories you gave me man.