Gorilla vs. Goose

Another great moment captured by Zoo staff.

[@jakep1979]

Can't blame the gorilla, it never probably encountered a goose before. The gorilla thought if that thing has enough guts to chase something as big as me then it must be dangerous.

[@mediocremuffin6770]

jakep1979 yes

[@jhtuv4048]

jakep1979 yes

[@mediocremuffin6770]

Jh Tuv yes

[@lasagnalover1185]

yes

[@sex8035]

@@lasagnalover1185 no

[@shaggy6516]

People may think this makes gorillas less scary, but no, it just shows us how truly terrifying geese are.

[@lucasbrandt5501]

Gorillas don’t really like to fight

[@charaznable8072]

Only thing that can stand against a goose is a cat

[@patdohrety2940]

If push came to shove, that gorilla would tear that goose apart.

[@guineapig0983]

@@patdohrety2940Well this gorilla, along with a lot of other animals, get freaked out when something theyve never seen before attacks them. They think if its trying to attack them it must be stronger than them so they usually run away

[@katherineh.9379]

Na, Geese are harmless. Same goes for swans

[@RPKGameVids]

Humans are the same, a lot of us are scared of bugs, even though we could easily defeat them.

[@vincentprime740]

they are gross man. squashing them means u have to clean that mushy shit they leave behind after

[@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv]

Us humans are much stronger than we think we are, the main problem is that we’re sissies.

[@Goat-lw8ov]

@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv True if we really want to we can kill a dog but we thing dog are so strong and scary

[@mistermackey638]

Easier to flee than fight, even if fighting is also easy

[@KiyanPocket]

Jeff Broderick Humans usually think more about efficiency as well. Which will be better for them.

[@Superdeath25]

Even the mighty gorilla fears the Cobra Chicken

[@kelkiegimm2420]

Lol Cobra Chicken is so accurate! In college my friends and I were chased by a goose just like in this video and it kept cobra striking my bf. They actually can do some crazy damage! 😂

[@cosman24]

"The cobra chicken" i loce this comment so much 😅

[@youtubeuser5524]

Zoo staff laughing even thou they would be humiliated by the geese 🦆

[@pineapplepenumbra]

@@youtubeuser5524 They were just grateful that the killer birds had found another target to keep them occupied.

[@UAPCaptain]

LOL!

[@wyyrdojim]

I love how he beats his chest as he’s running away, “But I’m a big scary silverback!”.😹😹

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

"but we are GEESE"

[@realtruenorth]

So much for king Kong

[@doubleoduck3405]

"but me big you little me Will win"

[@jchandlersabeast]

A literal last ditch effort to intimidate. The goose already won bro

[@MichaelWinter-ss6lx]

Also the 2nd goose was already on stand by .... 🚀🏴‍☠️🎸

[@titanicclash]

The goose has just enough brains to be pissed off at everybody -- no room left for fear

[@MichaelWinter-ss6lx]

Might not be the smartest of all birds, but geese can learn a lot. Amazing how fast they can decide who is threat or not. 🚀🏴‍☠️🎸

[@CkTubeFu]

Yeah it's more of a lack of impulse control than brains lol. Some I've met have actually been pretty laid back and sweet

[@FBugle]

Birds are smart.

[@Hadfield15]

That’s black airforce energy at it’s finest

[@pineapplepenumbra]

@@CkTubeFu Many years ago a flock were taking off and the last one wasn't quite high enough. A bus came along and hit the poor bird, who fell the whole height of the bus onto the road, still alive. I went rushing out to rescue the goose, and a nice woman and her daughter came along to help. We took the goose up to a vets that, unusually, will deal in wild animals and then take them to a local wildlife hospital. Apparently, if they survive the first night, they're usually ok, and you'll be pleased to know that this one made it.

[@rescyou]

Goose to Gorilla: "I am not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me!"

[@blair5475]

Omg

[@astroboirap]

lame

[@rescyou]

@@astroboirap Get over it , you will be ok...

[@cthulu8mytoast]

@@astroboirap "You're lame!" Smacks the back of your head to drive home the point

[@misterturkturkle]

goose: im not locked in here at all!! [takes flight and divebombs ape]

[@Zlonk7]

The funniest part is when the gorilla tries to scare the goose by pounding his chest, realises that it didn't work and starts running even faster

[@GlowFlyy]

Apparently Canadians aren't all that nice after all

[@you-cf7df]

Yes you are

[@junyaiwase]

imagine unironically saying libtard

[@peachibread1983]

the geese took all the aggression

[@UncleRussian.]

Yeah, Canadians are so nice because all of their anger is yearly being stored in the Canadian geese

[@atomic136]

They were never nice you fucking idiot... I should know that, because I’m from fucking Canada idiot

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

One is a being of unfathomable rage and aggression and the other is a gorilla.

[@DieFlabbergast]

Gorillas are nice guys, unless you attack their females or youngsters.

[@gab_gabriel7091]

I like how the gorilla tried to intimidate the goose by thumping his chest but then *IMMEDIATELY* steps away

[@sushh1]

whoa the chest beating was so quick didnt even catch it until someone mentioned it

[@kurtk7521]

they are very quick with that shit bro. its hilarious how it didnt mean shit to the bird tho :D :D gorilla probably thought "damn he is still coming at me after the chest beat" :D

[@nightlightabcd]

Same here! It was a defense measure by the gorilla that didn't faze the geese!

[@mediocremuffin6770]

Sushi there’s no way you didn’t notice that

[@chrisbenson6683]

I watched it in small viewer on phone and totally missed the chest beat until someone mentioned it. Had to rewatch twice to see it, second time in full phone screen mode.

[@Thoralmir]

He'll take on beavers, giant bees, and crocodiles, but Donkey Kong may have finally met his match.

[@wendyandcarla2176]

And plumbers

[@AtillaTheFun1337]

Goose: This is *OUR* exhibit now!

[@katherinekunker1419]

Behold, the honey badgers of the avian world.

[@evanmaldonado9799]

Literally though! Geese are the most fearless birds I’ve ever seen!

[@greennin]

I love how geese always have a celebratory flapping after they defeat an opponent.

[@tooey]

Geese really think they're the most dangerous species

[@chrisbenson6683]

Flying Chihuahuas.

[@Nickxxx85]

most animals knows that to increase the chance of survival you have to attack the enemy. Humans are among the biggest cowards:D

[@Leto_0]

​@@Nickxxx85 lmfao then why are humans the most successful species on the planet beyond comparison? Literally our success is due to our intelligence... thinking of a way around a problem instead of attacking it directly with brute force. Even prehistoric humans knew better than you...

[@Nickxxx85]

@@Leto_0 Being a coward doesn't mean one cannot be succesfull in society that exist around us at the moment. Also you don't understand the simple thing that intelligent and calculated apply of brute force is a sign of... intelligence. Not to mention another thing that in a situation where use of brute force is the best move, chosing to do different is a sign of lack of intelligence (or cowardness). And not to mention your seriouseness in face of a joke which is funny. You are not the dumbest person but you still have a long way before you, till you deserve to be called intelligent.

[@TheColonelKlink]

That gorilla responded just like the average urban human does in just such situations.

[@Nickxxx85]

yeah like: "hey thats sh*t is savage Id better run!"

[@darthbiker2311]

Yep tried to assert dominance then run away in fear and confusion

[@kevinthomson6324]

As a Canadian I can say this is 100% accurate.

[@olmostgudinaf8100]

Not only accurate, but also 100% justified!

[@joakos1122]

I feel like Canada geese absorbed all the negative energy from Canada which is why Canadians are so nice & the geese are so mean lol

[@timmian85]

Geese dont mess around. They always looking to fight.

[@DonFelixGallardo]

@@timmian85I’m ready

[@goosechuck]

💯💯

[@cro-magnoncarol4017]

Gorilla: "Look, I don't want to fight you..." Goose: "I wouldn't want to fight me either!"

[@Limpshot_McGee]

I like how the second goose tried to join in.

[@Johanna040713]

Such a cute gorilla. Never seen a gorilla chest beat while running backwards before.

[@Imlaor25]

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog... goose

[@nickhill8612]

Haha your right.

[@davidc.]

In some instances yes

[@mediocremuffin6770]

Imlaor25 until the smaller opponent is backhanded by the lager opponent

[@Metakirby9000]

I somehow misread the title as "Godzilla vs. Goose"

[@lovespringfreshness]

Tello 64 this is pretty much Godzilla vs King Kong when you really think about it.

[@nightlightabcd]

That would be a good one!

[@mikescan7050]

Gooszilla would defeat even Chuck Norris.

[@evanmaldonado9799]

@@mikescan7050Deadass😂😂

[@evanmaldonado9799]

Lmao, There needs to be a goose kaiju in the monsterverse that fights Godzilla and King Kong, just imagine a 200 meter Canada goose with spikes attacking Godzilla or Kong, that would really be something!

[@SaltyBanjos]

*PEACE WAS NEVER A OPTION*

[@Dionysus24779]

Goose "Remember who our ancestors are and how they ruled the planet? Now know your place primate" But seriously, Goose are terryfing.

[@maryjoy2231]

The dinosaur?

[@hk-0148]

@@maryjoy2231 birds are the closest descendants to dinosaurs. That’s what they were referencing

[@rin0108_]

​@@hk-0148 hate to be that one guy but birds are dinosaurs

[@Viperboi-qn5of]

Imagine if trex sounded similar to goose? (I said SOUNDED)(and IMAGINE)

[@MichaelWinter-ss6lx]

@Viper-qn5of, HOONK HOONK

[@nellzdablackking]

Geese are like the honey badger of birds, they always want the smoke.

[@anonymousskunk]

“Wanna see a video of a Gorilla vs a Canada Goose?” - My friend. “Poor gorilla.” - Me, without hesitating.

[@VirusForPrez]

Gorilla : Man this gave me the Goosebumps !

[@RogueFiccer007]

It wouldn't surprise me if there was a nest there. Geese are hardcore about defending those.

[@GaryFromOntario]

Nobody fucks with Canadian Geese. Not even Silverbacks

[@eightw5783]

When you land on an alien planet fully armed but the aliens look so different from you you aren't sure what to do.

[@nicholasrangel7099]

Gorilla: Wanna go? Let’s fight! Goose: Ok, it’s on! *runs towards gorilla* Gorilla: Oh no I shouldn’t have said that!

[@NoName-hg6cc]

Gorillas are gentle creatures. They don't attack unless their territory or children are in clear danger

[@FBugle]

They flee easily.

[@NoName-hg6cc]

@@FBugle If you don't threaten their families or territory or food they prefer to flee. It's better than risking death.

[@Ganiscol]

Exactly like geese. Only, that they consider all territory their territory and go ballistic when they have chicks. They are otherwise absolutely peaceful, just remember to vacate the area when they arrive and peace will be kept. 😅

[@TonyEnglandUK]

lol the gorilla is like _"wtf is this thing?"_

[@whatthedogdoin3347]

Peace was never an option.

[@Nielsen700]

A slowly paced masterpiece with an epic climax.

[@Mibas_]

The poor gorilla sat down at the end and just thought "wtf just happened?" 😁

[@jupiter9099]

Goose: "DO YOU KNOW WHO MY ANCESTORS WERE? AM I A JOKE TO YOU?"

[@fatebuoy5747]

Gorilla: "Standing here, I realize..." *Goose charges forward Gorilla: "Hoo-hhoo-eeouhh...!!!!"

[@fuqer]

I have been chased by them a few times for no reason, but I have also hand fed them quite a bit.

[@CkTubeFu]

I really don't why people are that scared of them😂

[@glamrock_chica-177]

Damn even a gorilla is scared of a goose 💀

[@233j]

would you not be afraid if any animal was running towards you?

[@glamrock_chica-177]

@@233j I'm not scared of animals ( only certain animals that can cause Huge damage) Like Bears

[@RikkiTikkiTavi290]

Moral of the story is that nobody likes pure feathered rage flying straight at your face.

[@larsbokberg]

I admire how quick and agile he is despite his size….❤️😎👍

[@lukekonopka]

thats the scariest thing thing about gorillas is their agility and speed the same with elephants. in my mind i can see how big and strong they are but you cant see how fast something until its generally to late

[@lbeesntdeirx]

Coming up next: Spider versus Human.

[@arjaybien4474]

I was looking for a fight between a gorilla and a bear or a lion but the goose finished it already.

[@wesadrian6981]

Deadly Canadian Cobra Chicken 😂. Nobody messes with them 😂😂

[@GigaMan91]

It's like the strong, shy and silent guy that would avoid some little guy attempting to start trouble. But, when a big bad bully like the leopard starts causing trouble, he steps in to be the hero.

[@raydawg2115]

I’m way less embarrassed of being scared of geese now…

[@victoriagillan7525]

That's how geese do it in Canada! Seriously, one tried to bite my hand off when I was four!

[@DustinOffAClassic]

"Haha, stupid Gorilla!" "HONK!" "AHHHHH HOLY CRAP RUN!!!!"

[@sethleoric2598]

Man, it was lucky. It didn't feel the full wrath of a goose.

[@onehumblebear]

Sometimes I wake up and say: "Today, I will be strong like goose."

[@feardeath523]

brave not strong

[@tonybarracuda3505]

Strong like goose, smart like hammer

[@justicepotter6047]

The untitled goose game dlc is looking great

[@pineapplepenumbra]

0:1 Gorilla: "What's this strange creature?" 0:8 Goose; "Target acquired!" 0:15 Gorilla: "I'll take a closer look." 0:16 Goose: "So, you have chosen Death!"

[@stephenrusso6019]

A dinosaur and an ape meet face to face, a battle of epochs.

[@judythwitha_y]

Oh my god. That's my laugh in the background. I was there that day!!!! 🤯

[@Zandohaha]

Don't try and tell lies. We all know you were the Goose.

[@MichaelWinter-ss6lx]

You were that 2nd backup goose!!

[@Kaaxe]

to be fair it's one of the most frightening things in the world to have charging at you

[@CkTubeFu]

Nah they're not that bad. The charge is almost always a bluff unless theyre nesting. Some even let me pet em and not just ones I've helped rescue. Super soft too😊

[@doublea518]

'Just trying to get over to the rocks and this Goose just flips out...jeez!'

[@pomponi0]

Why would you put such an aggressive and mean monster in the same enclosure as a gorilla?

[@Memessssss]

THE GORILLA TRIED TO TAP HIS CHEST BUT HE REALIZED HE WASN'T THE BIG DADDY ANYMORE

[@MouthlessChocomint]

lmao seeing a giant gorilla running of a tiny goose is so funny XD

[@JorJor_Millennial_Mulatto]

That’s Barney the Silverback. He’s a lovely gentle giant. After being chased around by the mean Geese, he wanted to go back inside. Silverbacks have near superhuman strength along with a very strong bite force. But yet, they want to be gentle and want to avoid as much trouble as possible.

[@SharksandDinos]

Dinosaurs: Always giving mammals a hard time for 220 million years.

[@CriminalGameplay]

To be fair there were multiple geese.

[@gilbertrios5283]

That gorilla ain't no dummy... He beating his chest while back scootin.. I was once chased by one of those critters in a park, I was running for my life, so I kno what the gorilla is feeling!

[@Man4Real.]

Goose: "King Kong ain't got nothing on me"

[@DeMan59]

Always funny to see two animals who would otherwise never see each other interact.

[@timothyacowin9761]

THUG LIFE

[@eljeffy]

i’m so proud that my zoo in my lovely wichita made it on ddoi :)

[@louiscle1622]

Canada geese are synonym for the definition of: Run.

[@Ayerstairs]

The honey badgers of the bird world.

[@AmberRoseCurtis]

who blames him, if to gooses came flying at me, i'd run too!

[@precal22]

Damn Geese are scary

[@rinkukaur924]

Hello everyone this is YOUR daily does of Gorrilas

[@mediocremuffin6770]

Rinku Kaur this was on their channel? Send me a link pls

[@tchalla8744]

right?

[@cornishmaid9138]

This gorilla has to navigate the geese every day. There are many videos and each one is hilarious.

[@stan4now]

He's respecting their territory. Presumably, the geese are nesting. It's the only time I've seen them act this way. And yet, most people harass the geese and think it's funny, unlike the gorilla. It's the same as someone harassing the parents of a newborn in their home.

[@FBugle]

Gorilla was scared and it even wanted to get inside and away from that monster. From gorillas point of view

[@dinulipati]

Now I know where those goosebumps come from!

[@kayinmitchell]

Not the friend joining in💀 I just know that gorilla was freaking the f out😂

[@ergoproxy-gx2cq]

The spirit of its dinoasur ancestors is still there

[@emokid12312]

Gorilla: the fuck is that? Goose: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Gorilla:Fuck That shit im out!

[@stevensong3920]

I'm pretty sure almost all of us would do the same...

[@tuluope]

That's some badass goose

[@mira55x-planetnalzena15]

I'm now convinced Canadian geese are a birb equivalent to a mongoose

[@offtigry4452]

The goose is the king of beasts

[@offtigry4452]

The real one Not LaYoN

[@lukeiamnotyourfatheranymore]

Bears are kings of North America Europe and Asia

[@yujirohanma3645]

@@lukeiamnotyourfatheranymore geese > bear

[@SirKolass]

I love that habitat, they have a huge amount of space to roam and they're not enclosed by walls.

[@mahsiseua]

goose "ho, so you're approaching me?"

[@TheLionKiller101]

A silverback will stand up against a leopard, but flee from a goose?

[@OpticxAlien]

King Kong vs the goooooooooooooose who wins? Gooooooooooooooooose duh.

[@jamesodonnell4771]

As a Canadian I can confirm geese embody the very definition of not giving a fuck and would chase Godzilla if given the opportunity..

[@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-]

People keep suggesting the gorilla was afraid of the goose. Maybe the gorilla was afraid of the goose getting hurt.

[@thealbertogoable]

Fuck a dog Im gonna get a Goose :D

[@RandomAmerican3000]

First of all, you cannot successfully mate with a dog. Second, even if it were possible, the resulting offspring would not be a goose.

[@Rickardio_]

Fun fact: A Canadian Goose can shit up to 2 lbs an hour. Consider that when you're complaining about picking up a few piles of dog shit.

[@Macintosh1001]

Everyone's gansta untill a goose shows up

[@brandocalifornia3024]

I'm Canadian and one of these buggers bit me on the ass when I was a kid. Left a monster bruise too.

[@seriousspikesam7770]

The fear of the geese must be in the genes.

[@stupidmemes4u2see59]

POV: your about to fight the boss but not once did you ever upgrade your character

[@SoFarAway73]

Geese are a menace, confirmed

[@rexjrd963]

Me: Starts speed walking towards flock of geese. The flock of geese: Runs away back to the pond.

[@chrisschroeder869]

The geese around here walk in the road in large groups and do the same thing to people driving by.

[@andresamaya7350]

Geese don't know what fear is. Only bloodlust and carnage.