Gorillaz - Rise Of The Ogre - full audiobook - autobiography

[@floobadoo99]

At 3:24, the auto-captions turn "murdoc niccals" into "no dark nipples"

[@sushiblackcat6776]

I got 'Medical Functionals' and 'Little Murder of Nichols' xD

[@gashins9156]

floobadoo99 AAAGH OMG

[@blunderabluez]

floobadoo99 *No Dark Nipples*

[@koryanalawler705]

Haha XD

[@SeveralPeople]

Dead

[@yasminel4570]

People called Murdoc faceache. That's what he calls 2D now. :') just let that sink in.

[@fizzlepop9175]

+yasmine lentfer it's sad that Murdoc is treating 2D the way HE use to be treated.

[@enemystanduser8642]

+Stickitupyanose i know right? ;n;

[@dan1522]

yasmine lentfer I feel as though part of his abuse toward 2D is because he's still got pent up anger from when he was bullied

[@feelsholy]

Squashy 030 and abused

[@saylorwatts3176]

fuck

[@sonichero0465]

Also, I love how enthusiastically 2-D talks about his love for movies. He talks about it like he could talk about them for days

[@saturnsaliens]

He probably could.

[@wolfox7776]

And we would listen to it

[@anniehuckaby2649]

y'ain't wrong bout that

[@rcct44444]

A socially awkward geek who suffers from mental problems, has a happy personality, and loves horror movies, we could relate

[@ricuicon6684]

my therapist said that's how I talk about gorillaz....

[@abbywhitlock8351]

"so how did you guys get into music?" murdoc: my father exploited me for money and i decided to become a rock star out of spite. russel: i was posessed by the ghosts of people with musical talent, inheriting it in the process. noodle: i was trained by the japanese government as a child supersoldier and my specialty was music. 2d: ... it was a hobby

[@cochinochico]

Cos the POC of the group gotta have traumatic reasons while the white boy is safe at home.

[@kunpunko]

@@cochinochico murdoc has a tragic past tho? i don’t understand your point

[@abameow]

@@cochinochico do you even know anything about gorillaz??? murdoc is white you knob

[@zebedeezing4181]

@unvillage I though Murdoc was mixed latino? I don’t know if I’m right though correct me if wrong

[@REJECTFALSEICONZ]

@@cochinochico yeah because 2D has a perfectly normal life yes mhm

[@shaitet]

Wouldn't mind this being turned into a movie.

[@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419]

Tritnew1 Alt i dont know but i saw so many cartoon and 3D versions of them i kinda want a life Action Movie i dont know......would be interesting

[@shaitet]

only a comentary nothing special They could do something similar to Stylo's CGI, I suppose.

[@FirstNameLastName-vq7dd]

RFI

[@jakobthe]

A Gorillaz movie... something like Bohemian Rhapsody 🤩

[@rae-raetheturtledemon.]

@@jakobthe Without the gay scenes.

[@DawnRParty]

"Look. She was depressingly *ugly*."

[@olliekoenig9609]

+Dawn R. Party "Well I'm not lying."

[@olliekoenig9609]

Natasha Mendes Cartes "I don't do relationships, especially with dullards who don't know how to tie their own damn shoes."

[@olliekoenig9609]

Natasha Mendes Cartes "No I don't do relationships with anyone. Quick shags are fine. I won't deny that. I'd rather not have anyone else to look out for."

[@olliekoenig9609]

Natasha Mendes Cartes Well... Believe what you want. I don't want to spoil your innocence.

[@olliekoenig9609]

Natasha Mendes Cartes It's good press. Lawsuits are a bitch. I lost a shit-ton of money with that blasted MTV-crew.

[@cute.homunculus]

Poor Murdoc. Mother gave him up, abusive home life, teachers putting him down, getting bullied, and beat up by his brother. And he decided to make it out by any means necessary. Not giving up.

[@jellybeanjustin82]

Emeral Niccals Hey, you Murdoc #2?! Heh, I'm the only Murdoc here, hail Satan

[@Jc-587]

Emeral Niccals so he takes it out on others when he grew up. Hes less bitter and angry in phase 4 though

[@cute.homunculus]

JC 587 yea pretty much. And I hate his personality in p4

[@Jc-587]

Emeral Niccals i dont mind it tbh. It is kinda out of character tho

[@cute.homunculus]

JC 587 Exactly it's tolerable but thats about it. Hopefully they have him kicking ass again in the series I can't take this pansy shit they have him doing any longer lol I'm like what happened to the MN when I was a kid?

[@abnormalitiesfly6881]

listening to 2-D talk about his favorite horror movies was absolutely adorable

[@Worm_Void]

Calm down Fan g- ... Fam.

[@liver-failure]

loli girl holy shit that’s a lot of hearts

[@peesocks]

Yeah that made my heart squishy

[@skttrbrain]

@·Toki_noms _mochi· what the FUCK

[@mirandacoopersnubnubs1295]

@@skttrbrain ik i was like um chile wtf

[@turquoisecrow4513]

Murdoc: You should really thank me. 2-D: EeeEeEE

[@Jc-587]

TurquoiseCrow what part is that at?

[@strawberrywaifu7539]

JC 587 37 mins in

[@hayleymorales9389]

" i know that the girls would go crazy with his pretty boy looks " DAMN RIGHT MURDOC

[@imacheckneck]

I love that he is canonically attractive

[@flyingstapler1241]

2D's attractive in gorillaz-verse and lots of real girls find him hot. Murdoc's ugly in gorillaz universe but lots of real girls still find him hot. 🤔

[@abbywhitlock8351]

@@flyingstapler1241 you either think murdoc is a total chad or that he is absolutely repulsive, there is no inbetween

[@garfslasagna3692]

abby whitlock EXACTLY

[@arlann-]

@@abbywhitlock8351 Yep, pretty much. I'm someone who finds him repulsive, but my male friend is gay for him, LMAO

[@FatrickAteman]

russel is a good egg wish he wasn't so ignored

[@blvdsvcaa]

Turki I know he’s so underrated but I love him 🤗

[@imnotbluffing6611]

YESSSSS

[@blvdsvcaa]

imnot bluffing I love our egg

[@zombiehalo9588]

Russ is one of my favorite members

[@alaniyahchettleburgh5113]

I appreciate him

[@tilliemillbank2760]

Genuinely felt sorry for young Murdoc at the beginning

[@dejiadeleye3974]

Now we know why he’s treats 2-D so miserably.

[@piffny6666]

Same

[@solidsnake2112]

lmfao this story is so over the top it could only be Gorillaz.

[@woohoo8360]

SolidSnake2948 I know! It's so ridiculously funny.

[@alarbu17]

"heavy metal and hailing satan became my favorite pastime"

[@2doot]

Found my senior quote

[@anniehuckaby2649]

How to get through highschool 101

[@bellapaton7512]

Alt girlies today be like

[@themoon-iy1kg]

love how russel doesn't take murdocs shit and sticks up for Stuart

[@tyorbs6277]

Yeah Russel and 2D became good friends quickly after they met and he knew that Murdoc was 2Ds bully so he knew he should stick up for him

[@demarioavery197]

russel seems to be the most mysterious.

[@Reefer-Rampage69]

he is, and the most interesting

[@foughtwolf]

Is Deltron still hanging around in his head?

[@deadorpheus8407]

+foughtwolf Nope he went on a journey to get rid of his inner demons

[@foughtwolf]

Efren Alvarez Hope he comes back time to time, really dig his solo work but the Gorillaz featuring songs were kick ass.

[@deadorpheus8407]

foughtwolf yeah me too

[@animeheadshot1016]

Edit: I posted this comment four years ago, but apparently people don't get sarcasm. I know 2D wasn't a good student, that was a joke. Wow...2D is sweet, apparently smart because he made good grades in school, multi-talented, gets wicked migraines, has a painkiller addiction, and is constantly bullied by Murdoc. All this, and he still manages to be a good person with simple desires. He may be a fictional character, but we can all really learn something from him.

[@animeheadshot1016]

***** Dude, millions of people from all over the world love you and your voice. You're a great singer and Murdoc is just a bitter old man. Don't let let anything he says make you think anything else.

[@MrMortull]

Don't know why I scrolled this far down, but here I am. Also don't know why I feel compelled to reply but again, it's happening. Stu isn't "smart" but nor is he "thick"... he's had a couple nasty knocks on the head (at least a few of which would outright kill a real person) so that's definitely scrambled him up some but on the other hand... well, he's just one of those people whose intelligence isn't easily measured with any traditional method. My interpretation is that he got decent school grades because of earnest effort and dogged determination instead of any regular smarts, but school must have been an uphill battle for a kid whose only real talents were musical and apparently not even nurtured all that well. Just one of those things; some of us get math without even having to think about it too hard, some of us have a knack for understanding people on an emotional level and some, like 2-D, look like complete morons from the outside but just have their 'smarts' somewhere else entirely. Probably helps that he's a cartoon, though. XD

[@Danabn0rmal]

Sara Baggerly, he's not sweet. He fucking gets drunk 24/7, loves sex, rude. He's the "cuter" version of Murdoc tbh, you're meant to fall for him.

[@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419]

their is a picture were he is 9 or 10 and smokes and he marked on of his classmates as gay, than theire is a email of 20 unpaid Children, but yeah he has also a nice personality he is caring, he is nice to everyone and so one and know look at murdock he obviously is a victim he was bullied his dad was a dick he got abused by his famely he is a giant douche but he also have a nice site to, that is awesome about the gorillaz they are unicue personalities not completly bad but not completly good either just like real humans.

[@stuart2dpot359]

Sara Baggerly Why thank you! :D

[@oak7741]

I honestly thought Russel's story was the most interesting. His friends were murdered and he was sent to England for his safety. He was possessed by his friends and Murdoc kidnapped him. Wow. What a guy.

[@reapersghost]

Ashido Fresh Prince of UK lol

[@youtubepremium971]

@@reapersghost 😂😂

[@Christian-97]

Don't forget the souls of his dead friends (temporarily) swirling inside of him, granting him his white eyes. And then he attemps suicide in Phase 3 after being haunted by Death(and probably being depressed over Noodle's supposed death at the time), dude's had a rough life.

[@armasandoval52]

Russel is a baby bean worth fighting for.

[@oz9504]

this needs to be a movie

[@MajaM777]

YES

[@jellybeanjustin82]

Maya Marijanovic There are 3 Murdocs?! That ain't make sense! Haha, hail Satan.

[@hetastic_bro]

Thankfully, a TV show is in the making ^^

[@shadowstorm2504]

Hetastic Bro 2018 BABY!

[@somekale]

Neon Smoke Way back in the day they were going to make one but they threw that idea out. They were afraid of ruining it for there lack of funding.

[@trustworthy_hypocrite1838]

*"Heavy metal music,and devil worshipping became my favorite pass times."*

[@Sophie.Rabbit]

- IrisKnowsAll - 10:23

[@souploops502]

me too-

[@zenonyx]

2d is such a sweetheart

[@axeldixon1206]

your picture gives me life.

[@chonpychonp]

Berry kinda draws same

[@katrielhamilton]

idk why but when i was listening to 2D talking about what he would do after school and he said something about wanting to be a storm chaser i was like aw he's so dumb

[@jolynecujoh4619]

KatzyHamilton I don't know why, but this comment made me laugh

[@datemoboi3341]

How is that dumb?

[@rae-raetheturtledemon.]

@@datemoboi3341 was he actually gonna be chasing storms or was it something else?

[@i.b.3123]

It's so adorable, right? 😪

[@loisdavies8673]

A storm chaser is an actual job. It’s where you go after tornadoes and record them and stuff

[@fbr1ckk842]

"2-D was the looks in the band" Me: sure got that right

[@neptune3161]

Russel's voice is lowkey really calming help what do i do

[@kris_bitt-3938]

neptune listen to his angelic voice even more °^°

[@2doot]

2D asmr

[@illilliiilliiiliililiii2562]

Interesting profile pic

[@dontevenworryaboutit6962]

Listen to Russ's voice XD

[@Diabeanie]

Love him

[@sTrAwBeRrYoPoSsUm]

Just realized the name Murdoc was called when he was bullied he calls 2d in mtv cribs... damn

[@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419]

Savannah Brown thats deep

[@2-d344]

S Brown I wonder who the next face ache will be

[@imacheckneck]

@@2-d344 it will probably go back to murdoc from russel or noodle

[@peesocks]

I don't think noodle will ever be a face ache cause he gave her the nickname Asian axe princess I'm not joking he said it in a intervew and it was on her MTV cribbs description.

[@Michelle70523]

I'm surpised 2D survived both accidents that murdoc caused. damn 2Ds a fighter!

[@valleybiitch]

Also a cartoon.

[@motherapoem]

Not a coma, he was up just........ dumb and well.... kinda a vegetable. Maybe a.... should I say..... CUTE-cumber hahahahahahaha

[@Gunslingerwashere]

Joking is forbidden.

[@Clownpunx.]

Bork vs. Borf 2D ISNT DUMB... His brain just..... Works... Differently... :(

[@Clownpunx.]

Nevermind

[@byrgenwerthh]

2D is so passionate about movies its real cute

[@Jess-zm5xt]

I miss 2D and he isn't even real. I want 2D to happy and maybe murdoc deserved a happy childhood. Not his dad. Noodle deserved a real happy family and russel deserved to feel safe an not constantly be harassed by ghosts and demons. They all deserve so so much better. 2D needs to be off drugs and fully mentally sane. He deserves so much more. I'm so angry and this all isn't even real.

[@Worm_Void]

=3

[@saihahahara7784]

Of course Noodle deserves a happy family, but I think Gorillaz is the most wonderful family she could ask for.

[@fenfaerielee94]

Cringey

[@NP.1416]

It is real.

[@jolievlogs07]

this. this right here

[@Toffeehammer]

Kind of bothers me that they had every band member talk in this except for Noodle.

[@majura3743]

Toffeehammer noodle didn't have a full time voice actor at the time.

[@shockedofficial8458]

Nor did Noodle talk English.

[@qmmaru]

true but didn’t she learn english when she travelled to japan during the hiatus after phase 1 ?

[@darthzaida1881]

Well in the fictional world of Gorillaz she would have been 16 years old at the time of the recording and publication of these interviews, so if you want an in-canon reason for her absence it might be that she was far too busy with her teen angst to participate in the project. Also, like, she's hung around with these three much older lunatics for most of her conscious life so pretty much any time they're distracted by something like interviews, Noodles is probably relishing the quiet and absence of band-related bullshittery?

[@falcofan18]

@Random Commenter can we talk about how noodle was 13 in plastic beach, but if you do the math (2010 - 1990) it says she's 20 in that year ;-;

[@patrickdaw5361]

oh wow just realized thats a bird

[@panicatthefallout7710]

After I read this I noticed it. I thought it was a deformed lama.

[@ivegotbadtaste9181]

looks like a rabbit

[@Its.just.mee3]

dALDUS gALAFLEKKIS ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i seee it now

[@kanrakitty]

dALDUS gALAFLEKKIS i thought i was an ogre lol

[@olivergoodchild6324]

I thought it was a rabbit lol

[@corpus9624]

i dont know about everyone else. but i love 2-D's voice!

[@luisacampos8775]

His voice is just perfection♡

[@Danabn0rmal]

Ce'Nedra Goswell **nelson de freitas

[@Clownpunx.]

Ce'Nedra Goswell yeah he's ma boyfriend

[@gajeelredfox2760]

Murdoc has the best voice, and Russel as second

[@peachy.-sky4640]

Its so cute♥

[@thefantasyfallstheatre1876]

I love how Murdoc doesn’t fully understand what he did to 2-D’s eyes. He’s just like, ‘he doesn’t have any cause I can’t see them.’ Nah bro, you gave him hyphema.

[@eepy_akiiioo]

Like for real

[@chuckles3116]

I always assumed he just literally gave him a black eye on two separate occasions.

[@mackcheese5202]

Why is Russell's voice so SEXY?!

[@quarterqueen]

So that's why murdoc is the way he is, his bastard father. Poor boy :,(

[@lunaverse2]

"200 demons screaming in Arabic"

[@anniehuckaby2649]

My aesthetic

[@peesocks]

My Arabic friend: that's pretty accurate to the word fu** you Me:uhhhhhhh ok?

[@mememaster6928]

*"Brilliant"*

[@Chaos007X]

2D is just perfect. "It's just something about zombies. They just really creep me out." He's just too good for this world.

[@yuzurucorner]

37:40 NOODLE

[@Facesofash]

WAIT WAS ONE OF HIS NICKNAMES GAYLORD

[@cutlery]

Yep

[@arlann-]

LMAO, that's pretty funny, but also concerning.

[@oliviablock679]

eva s7 why concerning?

[@arlann-]

Olivia Block I mean, I assume the nickname was random, considering homophobia is pretty commonly used as an insult, but is there a possibility the nickname was true? 🤔 (If you can’t tell, this is a joke ahh)

[@oliviablock679]

@@arlann- well murdoc has mentioned a couple of times that he has had s*x with men aswell...lol

[@sainthunny]

they should make a movie

[@Michelle70523]

Agree

[@URLIRL]

they tried and failed multiple times

[@panicatthefallout7710]

Hey should try again or at least make show.

[@panicatthefallout7710]

***** O r they could always make a TV show. There was a music based show called Class of 3000 that was great back then.

[@tomcloake7911]

Jo+ they made a documentary movie called bananaz which revolves around Damon and Jamie

[@abracadabra7032]

"the kids will think of us as some kind of phemonmi- phemon- phkdksk-?? Some kind of cool movement"

[@soggywheatbread]

aww Russ's voice is adorable honestly I like all of their voices-

[@sadisticsoda2003]

MAYBE I'LL LISTEN TO THIS WHEN ITS NOT 4AM

[@imperfect_star8025]

Sadistic Soda that was actually me last night except it was at 6:30 am and I hadn’t slept yet

[@ariesavacado7630]

4:41am and I’m listening while flipping through the book :,)

[@cerys8252]

@@ariesavacado7630 LUCKY i want the book

[@azalearedmoon9753]

Glad I'm not the only one

[@smugdute9416]

@@ariesavacado7630 where da fuc did you get the book!?

[@speculus8645]

I'm about to listen to this in *T H E B A T H*

[@zoed8406]

Speculus “THE BAFF!! Hey you guys, I’m just gonna go take a bath!”

[@peesocks]

Do you think if you somehow turn the bath black something would happen?

[@hanakosan4404]

I read that in *T H E V O I C E*

[@asthore8195]

@@hanakosan4404 i read yours in the voice too 😭

[@nxc5436]

19:40 2D is the embodiment of ‘No thoughts head empty’ and I love that about him

[@danythedragontrainer4358]

I have this book, but it's so cool to actually hear all of them reading out their parts, haha.

[@harrisondykhoff]

Danythedragontrainer How many chapters are in the full book?

[@kaydencehead7839]

It's so expensive though

[@wolfox7776]

Kinda sad I'm not hearing noodle, she's my favourite

[@aceflesh1057]

The book now is over 100 quid (pounds) cheapest I’ve seen is £51.00 which is freaking expensive as hell XD your VERY lucky!

[@C27426]

Can I still purchase it somewhere online ? Does anyone know ?

[@meh.3208]

wow murdoc was the first faceache?

[@katelynleahy9022]

Yea

[@Omnipresentponi]

It's rly sad when u think about it

[@meredith5596]

@@Omnipresentponi yeah i know, right

[@mrkrabsswackyasshole455]

7:25 "Face ache" Where have I heard that one before? (Murdoc calls 2D face ache in the MTV Cribs gorillaz episode)

[@germ5269]

your fucking username is gold

[@jackwhite967]

AYE FACEACH *YEETS SOMETHING AT HIS FACE

[@peesocks]

I've banned myself from watching that again a wu*sy I know

[@allyssa7579]

BLOOPY NOISES 2-D IS SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL

[@lukewarmfishwater]

he isnt tbh ;-;

[@fartsmella2008]

Wholesome UwU 😊💖💙👐

[@christopheralthouse6378]

You have no idea just how RARE this book is! And to share it here...on KZbin...with the rest of us fans... I salute you sir...a true angel amongst demons, may this rare piece of Gorillaz history be preserved here forever. KONG Studios, RIP...😢

[@jemdemonbelle2097]

Murdoc, still my favorite.

[@vegeta3807]

Same XD

[@jemdemonbelle2097]

omigod that just made my week! hahaha XD

[@jemdemonbelle2097]

***** hahaha that just made my week!

[@jemdemonbelle2097]

XD

[@MajaM777]

He shall always be my favorite as well

[@annaillian8217]

I ... I don't know why, but Murdoc's voice reminds me of Captain Jack Sparrow. Anyone else? nope, I thought not.

[@madamemariposa]

Because the both sound drunk, maybe XD?

[@annaillian8217]

+Natasha Mendes Cartes ... True though! XoD

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

Anna Illian lol

[@AxleTrade]

+Anna Illian You mean Jack Sparrow sounds like Murdoc. Murdoc's been around ages before that Johnny Depp character.

[@annaillian8217]

+AxleTrade ah, true true

[@Cemoman17]

I remember I used to be so obsessed with gorillaz, I listened to this full audiobook like 3 times...

[@yoditabbay706]

That's me rn

[@OutBoy12123]

Stu pot : stares in the space Mudroc : Im bout to start this mans whole career

[@brithethriftwitch4044]

I feel like there's a reasoning behind the fact 2-D had no idea that a book was made (as stated in an interview) but I'm not sure what. Murdoc explained that it's because "he can't write/read" but I feel like there's a deeper meaning, maybe Murdoc doesn't want to seem vulnerable in the eyes of 2-D??

[@RAATlol]

3rix2zzle TM whoa...

[@grunt-1268]

He can read, it's a bit blurry his vision

[@tomatoshotss7852]

What eyes?

[@Noahwalter-e7b]

What is Murdoc talking about? 😭 2d can definitely read and write and his vision is a bit blury tho

[@DaniDeeVA]

When Murdoc couldn't say phenomenon... XD

[@brendangunter4899]

i cant belive i listend to that whole thing

[@mnsmg]

Anyone else notice that one of the jobs Murdoc had was part time Santa? I could see children being scarred for life.

[@teehee9930]

he wasn’t santa, he was the grinch

[@Iyana]

2-D is such a kind character. Murdoc's backstory makes me kind of sympathize. His mannerisms slightly remind me of Joker but I'm not sure why. Maybr because he doesn't seem phased by other's pain / suffering.

[@TheNerdyGirlie]

2D is so cute! I love his voice ^^

[@venusasadyke]

The Nerdy Girlie oh fancy seeing you here, love 😂😂

[@stephanieholley5529]

=O Murdoch was called "face acne" or whatever, when he was young! he calls 2D that! maybe he messes with 2D just to be the bully for once.....

[@broship5408]

I noticed that, too! I thought it was interesting.

[@MrJmaldo05]

+Stephanie Holley i think he calls 2D "ache face" because he always looks sad and tired

[@Justsomefreeloader]

+MrJmaldo05 He calls 2D "face ache"

[@MrJmaldo05]

Yeah, thanks i do not speak english but i can reconize that two words by separate

[@saturnsaliens]

Face ache

[@daroachdoggjr5799]

30:16 an explanation for everything in this band

[@Slenderman-j1f]

36:17 I've heard this interview a shit-ton of times, yet I never ONCE heard her call them bastards.

[@goosiegoose2005]

Damn. Murdoc's story really hit the feels for me! Like I was crying so hard when I realized that Murdoc calls 2D faceache because he used to be called that. I think the reason that Murdoc abuses 2D is not just because he's mad about 2D being the frontman instead of him, but also because there is some obvious frustration pent up inside him from how horrible his life was... Also, I love Russel's story it's very interesting and I like how excited 2D gets when he talks about his passion for horror movies. He's so adorable!

[@beneatsthings_rehehe]

Well, hold up. Murdoc made 2D the frontman, so it isn’t jealousy. It’s just pent up feelings the dude has because of the countless abuse in his childhood. He doesn’t know how to express them correctly, so he uses aggression to get rid of the pain.

[@pixel4tedd]

I've got to say, as much as i feel bad for murdoc's past with the bullying and abandonment and stuff, that doesn't excuse the fact that hes literally kidnapped many people, ran over 2-D with a car twice and many other crimes. Still one of my favorite characters though, he's funny

[@williamaguilar5519]

Yeah, but you gotta admire how he doesn’t act like a good person and how he really embrace’s the fact a he’s a reject of god

[@pixel4tedd]

@@williamaguilar5519 fr

[@sierra5708]

17:00 I find it really cool that they added in the detail that they are both Horses in the Chinese horoscope because Damon and Jamie are both Monkeys in it also! Idk I just really liked that...maybe that was a little nod to themselves in the characters that they know and love.

[@abbywhitlock8351]

2d, murdoc and russel are all geminis in the western zodiac

[@i.b.3123]

The thought of little Muds, frightened on stage, makes me tear up and breaks my heart

[@allstarpterosaur850]

Same here. Murdoc needs a hug.

[@beck5183]

Something about the way Murdoc says "gay polar bear" at 56:16 gives me chills... Edit: Is this really all there is to the audiobook? Christ they cut out like 9/10 of the book! Not to mention that they also cut out a bunch of stuff from the stuff they DID talk about. I was reading my copy of the book along with it and couldn't help but notice they skipped entire paragraphs of text at a time... That's a shame.

[@cigar_goblin4849]

no not all it was about to cover another chapter when this ends

[@emily65017]

Where did you get it from? I've been looking for months.

[@gmen1318]

Maybe, a bit *THICC*

[@laladieladada]

+DimensionalExpansion the rest of the story is in the music of the gorillaz. ;)

[@elliottgeer1580]

Thanks for this!

[@lionkennedy5815]

it would be awsome if the subtitles worked :s

[@laladieladada]

+lion kennedy buy the book and read while the video is playing.. =P

[@mrkrabsswackyasshole455]

laladieladada Its over $200...

[@laladieladada]

they seem to work now for me. =)

[@faeryb0mb]

Murdoc's voice in this phase was so much better.

[@victoriagarcia4411]

This book is so expensive now, but thank God I got the whole book for free on pdf

[@marcelaalejandravilanovelo9364]

Victoria Garcia how ? :0

[@i.b.3123]

@@marcelaalejandravilanovelo9364 I'd like to know too🤔😂

[@emily65017]

How? I would love to know

[@doilooklikeiknowwhatajaype1820]

2-D's voice...always so cute ^w^

[@covedwellermmfwcl1986]

I definitely want to buy this,I feel hella bad for 2-d tho poor fella

[@kaydencehead7839]

On amazon for about $350

[@thecarrotclarinet]

The voice acting is still awesome.

[@shinkenger2011]

It’s so... natural! It doesn’t feel like voice acting, it actually feels like _the characters_ are saying these things!

[@birbmeme3795]

the ccs keep thinking 'stu pot' is "stupid"

[@KARMAGEDDEM]

43:08 This is a man who can take a Pepsi challenge and come out sipping Cristal The most legendary quote I've heard ever!!!!!!

[@evenpalerr]

I love Russell so much I swear. He is so unappreciated

[@lanipanix8519]

"start singing a little sod or a smash at Ethan." the auto-captions, I- what did Ethan do to deserve this?

[@lanipanix8519]

OK now they made Murdoc into Murdoch, and now its my book

[@lanipanix8519]

now he's Minako

[@lanipanix8519]

and his dad was a nerd well

[@ilikecock7115]

2-D sounds like he got punched in the jaw. Hard.

[@kaneda7368]

+Noka Niko I did get run over by Murdoc's car

[@ilikecock7115]

***** Yup. I heard. Sorry 'bout that.

[@scunge2667]

i like cock he changed his name :(

[@Ash-fw6nn]

@@kaneda7368 he got punched in the jaw by murdocs car

[@mayakowaluk6397]

Russell is the heart of the band 😄 Awwwww that's so cuuuute

[@cerysfalmai8644]

You know after 2d and Murdoc told the story of how noodle became member of the band I honestly expected noodle to barge in and say something like this. Because it would have been a little bit more logical. Noodle: No no, no, that is definitely not how it happened. After getting amnesia, getting stuffed into a crate, being shipped off to god knows where and after all that, being greeted by three complete strangers (one of which was so ugly it was horrifying) who were speaking what I thought at the time to be complete gibberish and having no idea who I was, where I was, and who the hell these people were, did you honestly think that I showed my incredible guitar skills and became little miss sunshine right away? Hell no! I was terrified! I thought I had been kidnapped or something! I freaked out and made for the nearest exit. The boys tried to stop me of course, but I defeated them easily with a few kicks and punches. It astonished me that I knew how to fight so well, despite failing to remember anything about my past. Anyway, I managed to get out of Kong studios and I ran for my life. I found myself to be on top of a huge hill and I ran down it as fast as I could. The hill is very steep and as I ran, I found it hard to keep my footing, but I wasn't concentrating on that much because I was so scared. The boys didn't help much because when I looked back, I saw all three of them chasing after me, which made me run even faster. Perhaps if I had understood what 'stop kid! We're not going to hurt you! Slow down or you'll fall!" meant, I might have slowed down and saved myself falling over and tumbling down rest of the hill. Keep in mind I had only started to run down the hill when I fell so by the time I reached the bottom, I was unconscious. I think my head hit a rock on the way down. When I woke up I was in what would later become my room and the first thing I saw was Russell. At first I was scared and planed to run away again but I noticed things that made me think twice. I noticed that I was not tied up or restrained in any way. So I said to myself, "hold on, if I have been kidnapped, wouldn't they have done something to stop me from getting away?" I also noticed the soothing music that was playing. I think Russell put that on in an effort to try and calm me down. But what really convinced me to stay was the nervous look on Russell's face when he offered me a bowl of noodles and tried to communicate with me for the first time. When I took the noodles, he pointed a finger at himself and said slowly and gently said "Russell" . I was confused at first but it didn't take me very long to figure out that he had told me his name. I then realised that Russell was not a monster that I should be afraid of but was in fact, a kind person who was almost as confused and as afraid as I was. I still had no idea where I was or how I got there but I decided to trust Russell and I wanted to tell him that I did but I didn't know how. I paused for a while before deciding that I was going to tell him my name in return. I didn't know what my real name was so I gave myself a new name. That name was the first thing that popped into my mind and what I thought would be easiest for Russell understand. I held up the bowl of noodles and shouted out 'Noodle' and then put the bowl of noodles down and pointed at myself. This was the moment that would bond the two of us forever. And that's what really happened but the story 2D told did have some truth in it. You might be asking, when did I become an official member of the Gorillaz? Well, that happened a few days later. At that time, auditions were talking place for the role of lead guitarist of the band. These auditions made me think more about the only thing I had with me on my journey in the crate, a guitar. I had no idea why I had it but knew there had to be a reason. I soon discovered that I could play the guitar and I was fantastic, better than all the other people and I had seen additions and I knew what I had to. I sneaked into the room where the auditions were taking place and instead of seeing the next person scheduled to bore them, Russell, 2D and Murdoc saw me. Before any of them could object, I blew them away with my skills. I think I sounded exactly the way 2D described and really did finish with a super high karate jump kick just like he said. Murdoc was overjoyed when I finished. I recall him saying "well what d'you know! After three days of listening to amateur bores, delusional, talentless cunts and tone deaf morons, the perfect guitarist was right under our noses the whole time". It was then when I became an official member of the band, not the instant I arrived. Come on! That would have been ridiculous. I'm not sure why Murdoc and 2D lied about my story like that. I think it's because they didn't want to admit they got their asses kicked by a tiny, little girl but they can't hide the truth. In fact, I added this to the final draft of the book just days before Murdoc plans to send it off to be published. I hope he doesn't think to check it first or you may never see this. By the way, you know how 2D's front teeth are missing? Well, he didn't lose them due to his childhood injury or the other two accidents he suffered at the hands of Murdoc and his awful driving. He actually lost those teeth when I kicked him in the mouth and as for Murdoc, I was the one who broke his nose for the eighth time, not Russell. If this makes it into the book, I can imagine that Murdoc and 2D will be very embarrassed but that serves them right. 

[@Lexzah]

Impressive.

[@bridgetoneill9684]

Mitzi the evil ferret You sir/madam, deserve an award for this masterpiece!

[@SapSapirot]

+Mitzi the evil ferret She dosent speak english, so your story is sadly invalid.

[@bridgetoneill9684]

SapSapirot Actually, in Phase 2 and 3, Noodle is able to speak English.

[@SapSapirot]

Bridget O'Neill Sure, but this wasent phase 2 or 3

[@willowayoubi5659]

The natural colour was now a vibrant azure blue. "What?" Murdoc asked. "Collars and cuffs?" *OH MY GOD BAHAHAHA*

[@The_weird_world97]

18:34

[@nights1515]

This audiobook removes a lot from the book. Do yourself a favor, and read it if you get a chance.

[@excuse.my.charisma]

If it wasn’t so expensive:(

[@rosejames145]

the ones i saw where all like 200 quid :(

[@ericalagos5842]

@@excuse.my.charisma its on pdf for free

[@excuse.my.charisma]

@@ericalagos5842 wait really?

[@teethhunter9256]

@@excuse.my.charisma there are quite many places where you can get it, one being: www.deviantart.com/vey-kun/art/Gorillaz-Rise-of-the-Ogre-302624283 Enjoy your read and hope the link works 💖

[@elisasanabria2531]

im loving 2-D. He so cute and smart,tall, blue hair, and i love him for who he is and i wouldnt change that about him.

[@scunge2667]

Elisa Sanabria he's not smart lmao

[@annikalove6498]

''blue haired black eyed GOD''-murdoc

[@ItzPxdu]

I've never wanted to hug a voice before in my life... 2Ds voice tho ❤ adorable af 😍

[@carlycarmine3858]

He sounds like a halfwit with asthma

[@splitorama6312]

"Stupid. Or Stuart Pot, to give him his full name..." Ded

[@The_weird_world97]

He said Stu-Pot not Stupid, but it is supposed to sound similar that was intentional

[@tothewall788]

2D is so god damn precious, I love him so much???

[@drogum5002]

I wish the website was still as interactive

[@Char10tti3]

shelberta they have the app now but it's pretty burning once you see all of the band honestly

[@c4k3yyz]

@@Char10tti3 whutsit' called?

[@Avazan]

@@c4k3yyz +1

[@thadboy3267]

30:22 Oh my God, they're becoming self-aware...

[@Hello-q4x]

41:14 He sounds so flustered here I can't-

[@torako4411]

A whole book of just Murdoc just shiting on humanity which even tho is expensive as fuck, I'm still saving up for

[@Earthium]

Well kong studio no longer stand, Murdoc burnt it down for the insurance money.

[@orleansover]

It's 2k19, but hearing Murdoc try to say "phenomenon" is still priceless

[@Logitah]

Why did it take me so many years to realise that "Stu Pot" sounds like "Stupid"?!?!?!

[@shinkenger2011]

There’s a reason why his nickname is short for “Two-Dents” (because he IS too dense)

[@carlycarmine3858]

Maybe because he's an idiot?

[@sendnoods2054]

russel is so precious i love him oh my god

[@vash1014]

It's actually ironic that Murdoc used to be called Face-Ache since he calls 2D that

[@Em-xx2yz]

Biophilia's Best 12D3

[@leocarioshiny]

11:10 when you hear International baccalaureate in a context that isn't your own school

[@ThatAwkwardkid64]

Leocario shiny same!!!!

[@insecteatrr]

The reader of the audiobook sounds like he’s doing ASMR.....

[@HEXE-ft5cv]

"Green teeth and Yellow skin" It seems like it's the other way around now

[@marianhernandez6655]

Shes probably just high

[@shinkenger2011]

@@marianhernandez6655 Or stupid. Or both. Probably both.