Gorillaz Rise Of The Ogre: Paula Cracker Interview

From the Rise Of The Ogre audio book. Paula Cracker, 2D's x-girlfriend, has the spotlight for like, 2 or 3 minutes.

[@creepyleeny]

"She was depressingly ugly" DEAD

[@Inkantations]

"2D seems hurt" xD no shit xD

[@kidspretzellover]

+Skull Face LOL SAME! I died

[@orangekid7870]

Psycho Kathleen Eeeeeee

[@zalloria6738]

ZEN😍

[@DrFrenchfries]

Milky Poison MMD lmao murdoc you're one to TALK you should know about ugly by now

[@littlejoy1901]

"But when I saw Murdoc with his thick greasy hair, green teeth, and yellow skin I thought 'wow hes the one for me' ", is she okay?

[@sb.spaceboy]

Nope. She's definitely not okay.

[@karlalaureana6704]

Definitely not 😐

[@barackobama4370]

She basically _described_ herself

[@Hi-ic7wr]

@@barackobama4370 Preach

[@barackobama4370]

blair the cat -animates Amen

[@thegaybookpixie]

You can hear how upset 2D is...

[@loudboy4204]

poor 2D

[@lilcumstain6591]

Noodle Doodle :3 RIP 2D

[@loudboy4204]

rip

[@lulirose1228]

especially at 1:59

[@orangekid7870]

Noodle Doodle :3 Eeeeeeee

[@catsheei]

Okay, but is no one going to discuss the fact that Russel brOKE MURDOC'S NOSE BECAUSE OF IT!!! Russell is always looking out for his friends. He is so underrated.

[@magicalgirl4]

Russ is a good guy. I got respect for him

[@bigo8647]

Yeah at that time Russel was 2D's best mate but lately he has become 2D's new bully, at least since they moved to LA

[@bee2514]

Cclyn C Hes been kinda mean to 2d sometimes though ;(

[@juniperbabe2783]

Except for that time he tripped him at the end of humility lmao

[@datemoboi3341]

Yea

[@harambe6182]

"Depressingly Ugly!" And this is why, Murdoc Niccals, is my favorite.

[@assandshit9668]

Harambe his honestly tho

[@Rihito_itagaki_love]

Depressingly ugly

[@samuelenciso6358]

Harambe lol

[@adriisdead2559]

*depressingly ugly!*

[@sillygoober89]

*Memedoc Piccals*

[@digital_fairy]

I love that "EeEeEeEhHh..." 😂😂

[@papercutpencil6737]

Same 😂👌🏻

[@zombirizen]

Aby Lastra I love you're profile pic xD

[@snakeyte272]

Aby Lastra Me too!!

[@someotaku8744]

That tone sounds just like me XD

[@cinnimarolli]

some otaku - inactive it's always me answering a question in school

[@amogus205]

"Green teeth and yellow skin"- YOU HAD ONE JOB

[@condolcezza5850]

Boxxeh she should’ve said it like “Spiked teeth and yellow skin” Edit: my opinion

[@clamdove3292]

he used to look like that

[@forimmatureaudiences]

This is when murdoc was more of a yellowish skin tone

[@amelia7442]

HAHA

[@LucyWest370]

@@seliseliselina4738 when did he have green teeth?

[@saltedpearls]

"Eeeeehhh...." Gah, 2D is soooo adorable!!!

[@blackgoddess891]

Adyn Thompson YESSSS!!! 😂

[@THEGAMERSLOUNGE]

Adyn Thompson i know XD

[@demnofthenon-sul2124]

Iknr

[@holtsartoons]

kleonard6916 how am i a hoe nor a bitch?

[@holtsartoons]

kleonard6916 ohs, okays. I wasn't being mean just a bit curious...

[@soleosfiles]

THAT "EEEEEEH" THAT 2D MADE AT THE END IS ADORABLE WH

[@rriddle0frevenge]

Ikr

[@keytonlarue9833]

Thanks

[@elfenlied_girl1238]

When murdoc talks you could hear 2D breathing heavily 😭

[@Bluewolf23]

_Why would she cheat on 2-D with *Murdoc*?_

[@myrianfoxy7663]

Bluewolf 23 ikr

[@jewelmine442]

your basically cheating on a grape with a pickle. It doesn't make since

[@squidwardsclarinet4209]

if i be paula i could not cheat because either i love 2D so much and murdoc is a cutey satanist

[@liver-failure]

Daddy long legs

[@nesswithpolygonz83]

2-D isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. He isn't a leader either (E.X picture of a younger him smoking with a bunch of other kids and Murdoc's constant habit of taking control of him) I can see why you wouldn't like these characteristics but as we all now 2-D's a nice dude. Now Murdoc is a whole different story we all know he's a jerk but back to the question: "Why cheat on 2-D with Murdoc?" Nice guys finish last. Some girls seem to go for guys who are the alpha (primal instinct) Maybe 2-D can take another shot at love? For the third time?

[@mvdison52]

2d is sweet and kind and if anything doesn't deserve to be cheated on because he's the definition of amazing

[@iwannagotopluto5077]

Maddie L I know your comment was from like three years ago, but 2D is NOT sweet and kind. Well yeah sure, he's a pretty nice guy, and he has his sweet moments, but he's not a TOTAL nice guy. But I do agree that he doesn't deserve to be cheated on, especially since he was nothing more than a faithful boyfriend to Paula.

[@mistybeaman6992]

Maddie L You've got my agreement on that!! He's so CUTE & HOT!!!😍😍😍

[@lux6961]

@Florentine 193 He's not that nice. He has a terrible personality. It was stated that 2D has kids, but doesn't care for them and doesn't pay child support. He is also a 40 year old man who takes drugs. 2D is definetly not an innocent, sweet person. But I still love him lmao

[@lux6961]

@Florentine 193 Murdoc isn't that bad, how everyone thinks. He has stopped abusing 2D and is friends with him, as you can see in the Humanz interviews. Murdoc was a terrible person, yes, but that's because he was also abused by his father and because he was drunk all the time. Look up "Murdoc being nice", there are some interviews with him being completely sober and he is actually a kind person. As for 2D: I don't know exactly what's with that child support thing, but it was only confirmed that he had sex with several women and then refused to pay child support.

[@coldspaghetti9372]

@@rovercatt Somone's past cannot be the reason why it's okay to abuse someone... What happened to Murdoc was horrible but he has no right to abuse 2D. In a interview, he choked 2D with a rag. Ya know who damaged 2D's eyes right? Or kidnapped him onto an island?

[@mtlhe4d480]

Can we get a round of applause to Russel for being the best homie and giving Murdoc what was coming to him?

[@lightforyourpath8396]

Russell is such a king ❤️

[@JMunny]

1:59 eeeeeeeee

[@manumoncada]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@prettysydmachine]

Bruh I thinks it's funny how you have a Tina profile picture and you say that😂

[@allens.6085]

AND.....new ringtone

[@pooppoo9741]

What a depressing eeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@toast8851]

Bruh lol sounds like Tina belcher is saying it

[@sendnoods2054]

she hates noodle? yeah i hate her

[@zeus4evah]

but ur send noods gasp

[@lifeotms]

@unknown name i think they mean Paula hates noodle so they hate Paula for hating noodle

[@thedudethatneveruploads2617]

@@lifeotms gotta love dangling modifiers

[@tessablol309]

Well MAYBE if she didn't cheat she would still have a part 🙄 yeah screw you Paula noodle is awesome she can do a screaming hell demon solo

[@sucasica3845]

Frick paula fr

[@masonrobertstv5917]

You can hear Stuart's sadness

[@myrianfoxy7663]

makes me sad as well :(

[@YourL0calRoach]

M a s s i v e oof. It really is sad.

[@WHOTOOKMARSHFROMME]

never in my life have i ever heard someone call him stuart. it seems like a whole different person

[@sucasica3845]

@@WHOTOOKMARSHFROMME fr

[@sucasica3845]

It seems weird seeying people call 2d by his actual name

[@vicoscratch]

"She was depressingly ugly" JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJAJJAA OMG

[@MrNight78]

I like how Russel had no business with Paula cheating, yet still beated Murdoc's ass.

[@ploonette222]

He sticks up for his friends and he's 100% done with Murdocs bullshit soo

[@Metado42069]

Russel's a real one

[@liesebeam8910]

Comments: 68% - How dare she hurt our cinnamon roll!2% - Thinking logically about this30% - She was depressingly ugly. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

[@vinnyeru]

100% 2D IS ADORABLE

[@2-d344]

DeathRose Thank you

[@echotheneko7346]

Liese Beam I’m tired of seeing comments like this no one cares about percentages of people commenting what the comments are going to obviously be about the video! What did you expect, people talking about the color of the sky?

[@catattack7639]

@@echotheneko7346 why care?

[@fatherdiamond7638]

99% eeeeeehh

[@magicpozgamer1094]

Real Egyptian Silk

[@ego_lore]

*murdoc noises*

[@DemonNano]

I wish I could give him a big hug and cheer him up

[@btoum__roumada]

*_Mmm_*

[@umhello9962]

Oh f**k, nO NO NO DON’T TOUCH THAT-

[@BurntSoupp]

*MM MHHHHHH*

[@Elle-ks7xd]

Nobody is talking about how Paula lowkey came for Noodle but she was a better guitar player than Paula at ten years old. I-

[@cutiecreations04]

Noodle would kick her @ss

[@eepy_akiiioo]

I- imagine tho

[@elfenlied_girl1238]

Grown ass woman going after a kid 🫣

[@-herobrinesdaughter1.1]

Gonna step up yo game Paula

[@KaoruSan241]

2D :( stupid Paula, so selfish- it's like at least break up with him first.

[@Brain-tk6si]

That would make it worse- 😭💀

[@noodlenoodz3889]

Screw Paula. I love 2D's "Ehehehehehe"

[@veronicacarlosmoreno9094]

I'll send out a slut seeking misle

[@beembamb]

I think Murdoc's got that covered.

[@2-d344]

I want to die

[@elenaofavalormoanadisneypr6893]

I love Paula Cracker she's beautiful than you are Noodle

[@Ch-tw4rx]

It was more like a “Eèæëêûhhhh”

[@Jc-587]

"Green teeth yellow skin" i think you got them mixed up m8

[@squidwardsclarinet4209]

yes lol

[@cassiefromooo]

Back then he had olive/yellow toned skin, and his teeth were greenish

[@kirbyfries782]

wait.. hearing Paula wanna hurt them and hunt them down... and showboating she was there first before Noodle..... wat if she was in one of those choppers in the El Mañana video shooting down Noodle?! :o

[@khaosx4260]

Mariah Corona OH SHIT

[@kirbyfries782]

+peridough ; indeed

[@luckyhollyX3TT]

Mariah Corona It would be plausible if it werent for the fact that Murdoc admitted that he was the one behind El Mañana and he staged the island crashing and was the one to send Noodles away till plastic beach.

[@tearay1073]

TheBloodymAlice Honestly, they change the lore every 5 minutes so who's to say that she didn't

[@kirbyfries782]

TheBloodymAlice true. but maybe she found out about Murdocs plan and infiltrated one of the choppers? IDK.. just a thought I had :3

[@mintyglamour]

2016 and y'all still hatin' on paula lmfao

[@bigmoney2480]

She hates noodle so that reason enough

[@Animelover-qu5gb]

Well not necessarily she just said she has more talent. Wouldn't you assume to be better then a seven year old at...well anything?

[@doraemonffutfridge]

noodle is 18 now.

[@Animelover-qu5gb]

25

[@Animelover-qu5gb]

I'm talking like at the time when she was seven

[@themisslee4792]

Tbh I would rather have 2D than Murdoc

[@TheJustdumbgamer]

Lot people like murdoc in a love way

[@raccoonchild]

I actually misread this as 'Tbh I would rather have 2D *with* Murdoc' lmfao

[@themisslee4792]

XD

[@briargray1511]

I prefer Murdoc, tbh 😂😍

[@kris_bitt-3938]

I would prefer..... NEITHER. I want Russel °^°

[@PeachesAndPanda7]

"With his thick, greasy hair, green teeth and yellow skin.." Does she even realize what she has just described ._. whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy..? Poor 2D ;^;

[@SpiderandMosquito]

Well.... speaking as a man who despises the word and wants to sock every sod who uses it in the gonads and prey for hope that God will show mercy on their dirty pig-faced souls so it takes an awful lot to even use to it means a great deal when I say it. "Skank" I kinda over exaggerated that for humor. What can I say I'm dramatic XD

[@tinypumpkinseed5249]

Green teeth and yellow skin? I think she means yellow teeth and green skin

[@periwinkle8914]

Christian Schmude skankhunt42

[@heynae2016]

Zombotic Peaches she had trash taste I hoped she was joking

[@BlueEyesWhiteDragonStan]

Zombotic Peaches Tbf. He did look handsome during phase1

[@farkrits]

"For this girl's act of desloyalty, Russel broke Murdoc's nose a further 5 times, giving us the grand total of 8 fractures" Holy Shit...

[@sadpeach55]

my name is Paula and I'm hating my name so much rn😂 what a moment to be called Paula

[@paularubino9435]

Same 😂

[@samuelenciso6358]

sadpeach my name is Joslyn

[@2-d344]

sadpeach I’m jealous of Paula, if I were her I wouldn’t cheat on 2-D

[@riley6158]

Everybody is talking about Paula like"HOW DARE SHE HURT 2-D"But did anybody recognised she basically said that she was better than noodle? Murdoc is right

[@BitOfUltraviolence]

The originals would think that. We never really saw much of Paula Cracker. Noodle had time to develop. We are just supposed to hate Paula.

[@alexcat3251]

how could she, noodle serves her

[@elfenlied_girl1238]

@@BitOfUltraviolencenoodle was better though, especially considering the age she played guitar at

[@tkluv3371]

In his 5/4 song he talked about Paula and how she made him kill himself and how “magic” is basically painkillers (drug) as he takes it and makes his pain go away also how in the lyrics “She turned my dad on” Murdoc is technically a father to 2d and Paula turned murdoc on.

[@meganowens2843]

I feel sorry for 2-D :( poor guy, he really loved Paula and she had to mess it up by sleeping with Murdoc (he's my favourite character, but a lot of the stuff he does is questionable).

[@marcelinechan]

xdarkxenergy wait 2D is a bit what?

[@mistybeaman6992]

xdarkxenergy except he didn't sleep with her. They were in a stall together...

[@2disking186]

She didn’t sleep with Murdoc. Russel caught Paula having sex with Murdoc in the toilets of Kong Studios.

[@condolcezza5850]

He didn’t sleep with her. He..well uh.. *he did the no-no*

[@modricsgf]

2D slept with 6 ther women when he was dating paula tho

[@2-d339]

how dare she hurt my 2D like that

[@stuartpot2542]

2-D you are 2D tho

[@zombirizen]

Stuart Pot But you're stuart pot.

[@clowntownresident]

Oh, how the tables have turned. ಠ_ಠ

[@DemonNano]

Stuart Pot your 2D and he’s 2D HOW IS THERE MULTIPLE 2Ds

[@YourL0calRoach]

2Dceptionnnnnnnnn~

[@omandeesamaratunge6003]

So talk about how Russell beat Murdoc for not being loyal. That's the kind of morality Russ has 🥺

[@misterfister5810]

Keep in mind that Paula almost got 2D into other drugs rather than just painkillers. (Painkillers where for his migraines after falling headfirst from a tree and losing his originally coloured hair) And it also seems that Paula is still taking these drugs, as the narrator says in this

[@stuartpot2542]

"She looked like Greyson Perry or something" I'M LITERALLY DEAD

[@bakercat2108]

What is your profile pic 👁️👄👁️

[@trustworthy_hypocrite1838]

Little does Paula know....the entire Gorillaz fandom hates her.

[@beachedking]

Iris Invisible I don't hate her, I just go with the crowd.

[@h.eartache]

not everybody hates her lmao, personally i love her

[@ragan2883]

Little do you know she's my favorite.

[@zelpdunn]

@@ragan2883 ok I'm try not to be rude about this cause everyone has their own opinion but. How?

[@hallowmommy]

I don't,i love her and her style,sorry not sorry

[@abibuxton3224]

Russell was so nice to 2D

[@ashleycarbajal8839]

Is there anyone besides me who wishes they could give 2-D a bear hug?

[@loveinthetimeofsocialism]

i want to as well i also want to hug Ace for some reason? idk just feel like he needs it or we’d be good friends

[@DemonNano]

I’d love to hug him

[@sucasica3845]

Idc if he's more than 40 years old i would

[@maylotop2003]

I want to come to him in the morning, kiss his forehead and hug him)) A dream, I need it

[@nekomusume1449]

God i cant beleive that Paula tought that she was better than Noodle, Paula was jelous what a bi$@#

[@myrianfoxy7663]

such a b!tch how can she dare to consider herself better than Noodle DX

[@ReDPsych01]

2D: eeeee~ that always kills me

[@stephanieevjen]

I don't blame 2D for being angry at Murdoc over Paula. She really broke his heart when she chose the bassist over the singer. To me, despite his looks, 2D is really a sweet soul who just wanted to be loved. When I first saw him and the band as a little girl, I didn't think he was creepy at all. I did have a bit of a crush on him, and I guess I still do after all these years. As far as I know, he'll always be one of my rock star crushes. ❤🎹🎤

[@morgue8968]

Bruh he has many illegitimate children and doesn't pay child support 🤣

[@samaraliu2083]

@@morgue8968 wait what

[@kokikitsune3181]

​@@morgue8968😭

[@maylotop2003]

​@@morgue8968 where does the information come from?

[@nite4648]

1:52 while murdoc talks you can hear... something... Is 2d... IS 2D CRYING OR AM I GOING NUTS

[@theshaggs4023]

Probably, or he could just be breathing heavily from anger

[@sb.spaceboy]

It's 2018 and I still see people hating on Paula. And I'm actualy one of 'em.

[@raccoonchild]

"She was a RRRRUBBISH-looking bird!" My favorite character, everyone.

[@rysbii]

I’m just imagining how awesome it would be if they brought Paula back and Noodle and her had a war on who is the better guitarist that would be pretty sick imo

[@KrispyKrome]

That would be a whole song on just guitar solo battles💀

[@-herobrinesdaughter1.1]

Noodle would easily win. She'd knock Paula out before she could even take the guitar.

[@mistybeaman6992]

You can tell 2D is upset because you can hear heavy breathing in the background as their talking.

[@burntvodka3468]

_" Green teeth, _*_YELLOW SKIN "_* The fact that Russell broke Murdoc's nose for 2D after hearing he slept with Paula just made me _smile_

[@sucasica3845]

Bro got murdoc's colors mixed up

[@spidertasks8212]

Makes me wish 2-D was actually real. Even though he’s just a cartoon it breaks my heart knowing 2-D was hurt and betrayed, he loved Paula so much. I just wish I could show him that I can love him better and never hurt him like she did to him

[@Cloofinder]

1. Russell was a REAL bro to 2-D 2. I suspect Paula pulled some shit on Noodle during the plastic beach arc.

[@Aveilas11]

20 years later and I'm still waiting for Paula to show up as a villain

[@jessicadriver1636]

Honestly I dout it. The band (mostly Murdoc) will mention her here and there in interview's but I think that's just get people talking about there albums and what not. Even there newest phase did this like two times. All in all I don't think she's coming back in any role and this point I think that threat made may have been off pill, empty one so I wouldn't give my hopes up if I were you.

[@yepthatschrissy]

Murdoc: * insults Paula’s looks and tells 2D she was no good in the first place * Also Murdoc: *Sleeps with her*

[@jessicadriver1636]

And again, look who's talking Murdoc.

[@SeveralPeople]

"She was depressing ugly, easily enough to put you off your dinner" This is a description of my life story

[@jessicadriver1636]

2006: 2D: how could you Murdoc!?😢😡 Murdoc: I did favor, you should thanking me, she was ugly and rubbish anyway.🤷😤 2022: Murdoc: waah, how dare he take away my beloved Moonflower, wwwaahh! She was mine and mine only.😭😡 2D: Oh but I did you a favor Murdoc, she was really rubbish and ugly and also nuts.🤷😂😝

[@queenofthemarshmallows2875]

why is everyone shitting on Paula but no one is saying anything about murdoc? seriously, the guy took his best friend's girlfriend.

[@wabbawu1]

Best friend? Man murdoc loathes 2D

[@veronicacarlosmoreno9094]

Queen of The marshmallows!! Well fuck paula that's final

[@VlrglnMary]

Yeah, his "best friend" Xd

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

Queen of The marshmallows!! I think that, at least around that time, Russel and 2D were best friends

[@Ireallylikepotatoesandbg3]

VeronicaCarlos Moreno I think she’d like that though...

[@chemicalcosplay1156]

I think that Murdoc really was trying to do 2D a favor in his own fucked up way. Im not going to say that she's "ugly" or anything because I think that's Murdoc's cover story. I think he did it because he knew that if not with him, Paula would have cheated of 2D with someone. Murdoc knowing this probably didn't want 2D to become any more attached to a woman like her. With the circumstances dealt to him as a child I think Murdoc can't exactly say he loves or cares for anyone because it's no how he was raised. He probably didn't know how to express that he cared in any other way than lying in this interview about why he did what he did with Paula. Someone please agree with me on this. I honestly hate all of the hate Murdoc gets for this situation. It makes me sick.

[@joannoliva1359]

I don't think he's getting hate, when he said she was deppresingly ugly I was like "YA ROAST DAT CRAP FACE"

[@joannoliva1359]

so he pretty much cared for 2d because he didn't want him 2 get attached to a cheeta

[@Inkantations]

yh i totally agree btw i love murdocs charicter even if he is called an angry pickle u gotta love him xD

[@chemicalcosplay1156]

Night Shade I kin with him XD

[@chemicalcosplay1156]

Jo Ann Oliva exactly!

[@punpkin-314-pi5]

my dad is friends with murdoc's voice actor and whenever i'm listening to any murdoc dialogue ever, dad just goes "yeah, phil had to say that without laughing."

[@Rollingstonesfangirl]

Lucky

[@maylotop2003]

I envy

[@-herobrinesdaughter1.1]

Oh my, you're so lucky! So you met him in person for free!?

[@ianian69]

nobody: murdoc: you should thank me. nobody else: 2-D: eEeeeeEEeeeEEEe

[@adamfletcher6032]

How could you possibly like Murdoc over 2D

[@444oiiio3]

i would

[@raccoon1369]

Adameme me

[@myrianfoxy7663]

wow... apparently a lot of people do...

[@dreamlandosceola471]

Girls who are into "bad boys".. I know that's really dumb.

[@Apollo-hh7cv]

I like them both,but I like Murdoc better

[@yungmamie01]

I wanna know more about their relationship

[@VlrglnMary]

Once upon a time, 2-D saw this hoe on the street, The End.

[@buddurmics2729]

I'm so gay XD way too fucking accurate

[@Nofacejeong]

They fucked. Nothing more to it.

[@thevoid3976]

Hitoshi San Can we just appreciate the fact that, the most sugoi desu person is here, talking about 'hoes on the street'...? I've caught the nnsg virus, help!

[@nesswithpolygonz83]

@@VlrglnMary tbh, it probably DID happen that way. Phase 1/2 2-D was sort of a playboy, so I wouldn't be surprised if he just gave her his number and things went from there.

[@shrub1591]

Paula : I was the guitarist way before that NoOdLe Me : *Don't you talk about Noodle like that-*

[@murdocniccals2652]

little does she know a 10 year old is better than her

[@sucasica3845]

she's insulting the best guitarrist ever

[@ploonette222]

I don't get why people only shit on Paula for the cheating when Murdoc is to blame just as much for it, besides Paula and 2D are on good terms now as seen from a page in the Gorillaz Almanac (I believe) that states she baked 2D his favorite pie and apologised, cut all ties with Murdoc and went on to invent seagull repellent for chips, when asked about the Gorillaz she stated "They're still going?" And so yeah. 2D and Paula are on good terms now, she has no contact with Murdoc and that was 20 years ago, yet I still see people hating on her more than Murdoc when Murdoc had done more terrible things than Paula not just to 2D, he almost killed Noodle and kidnapped Russell. This is all just my Opinion ofcourse, you don't have to agree but it's just some things that i wanted to share to change your view on her. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[@nena73]

being a gorillaz fan named paula is tough. talking from experience.

[@jessicadriver1636]

Apologies for going through that, fans should not bully you because you share the same name of fictional character they hate.😡

[@sonja84755]

1:41 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS

[@bigyikes6776]

I actually really like Paula's accent

[@pamelaanayasegovianocassid1028]

"and my purse is gone" lmao 😂

[@TheSupahCrew]

It's just the principle

[@emisonforever9477]

Paula's voice sounds nice,she hurt baby bun tho

[@veronicacarlosmoreno9094]

Emison Forever fuck paula

[@saturnshlhsjourney]

2D looks so happy with Paula ;_; i just want to hug him he's so precious he didn't deserve this

[@holyinvestigator]

W h a t a s l u t

[@zoeypot3832]

Fr

[@holyinvestigator]

@@crystalheaven909 it's a term of endearment

[@Ilovebbnomula]

"She was depressingly ugly.. you should be thanking me" As much as I dispise that he volunteered to have her cheat on him, he spoke some words of truth 😳

[@karlierutkowski7195]

I actually feel bad for Paula tbh. Sure she's at fault for cheating on 2D when she probably should have broken up with him long ago (you can tell from the canon pic alone she just wasn't into him), but it's pretty clear that Murdoc fooled around with her to get her kicked out. He sounds like he has nothing but contempt for her. Probably thought she wasn't good enough for "his band" and decided to emotional scar her and 2D instead of just booting her. Maybe he wanted to ensure 2D didn't leave with her.

[@jessicadriver1636]

Same screw Murdoc.

[@papercutpencil6737]

I feel so bad for 2D.

[@cumstain8389]

Russell is like that friend who treats you like shit, but has your back when someone else is treating you like shit

[@saturnzrose]

1:02 she means green skin and yellow teeth

[@foreverdm7000]

Well, when this took place it was still phase one murdoc. when the band first started his skin wasn't green.

[@adriananimates7448]

And in some phase 1 art of Murdoc he had green teeth

[@cutiecreations04]

I didn't expect Paula's voice to be that high-pitched.

[@nevaehwhitlock6626]

2D was better than paula anyway

[@kishinhunter8412]

Paula's voice is good, but she a bit to crazy and I think it was mean of her to cheat on 2D like that.

[@argylehenricksson4987]

she's sick in the head according to lore

[@snorkmaiden4ever]

Kishin Hunter who voices Paula?

[@lesleygebhardt7041]

"That Noodle" .....................BOI IF YOU DON'T GET

[@saulhrrnandez6861]

she said "He's a bit *THICC* though"

[@lucyl9816]

props to my man Russel for breaking Murdoc's nose

[@redacted4182]

I'm just laughing at the narrator he's the real og "I think she is in medication."

[@floralkiitens]

“Look, she was depressingly *UGLY!* You should thank me.” *eehEaEEEE*

[@XepicpiggehX]

"With his thick greasy hair, green teeth and yellow skin, I thought 'ooh, hes the one for me'" Wait

[@divine555]

There's no way in hell that "cracker Island" doesn't have anything to do with Paula *CRACKER* I refuse to believe it-

[@Ur_mom86]

IT DOESN'T WHY IS THE FANDOM LIKE THISSS

[@divine555]

@@Ur_mom86 lol chill out dude it's just a theory

[@Ur_mom86]

@@divine555i know I just dont support the theory

[@cursed230]

People is obsessed with Paula Cracker incident, like, guys that happened about 20 decades ago, let it go.

[@divine555]

@@cursed230 just a thought dude lol

[@-lazari-6188]

My tasks: Break Murdoc's nose 100 more times.

[@mikaylabertolino3339]

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[@holgerjohag]

"He was very sweet. A bit thick though", what the hell woman!

[@sockjriggs1926]

Guys I think Paula is my sleep paralysis demon, help please.

[@anonimaowo2707]

Here we saw 2D in 2D

[@MrTree-xt7mw]

Ba dum strstststtsfjdj

[@idk-uk8gp]

0:44 this is your brain on drugs

[@hshsbdhshsjdnc9572]

2:00 - “EeEeeEeEeh” oh my god you can tell how upset he is

[@c.l.m.c.3328]

"cubicle 3, I seem to recall." in the MTV Cribs episode, the bit at the toilets where Murdoc is pissing on their EMA while trashing on famous people's houses... it was cubicle 3.

[@LunaDogJones]

"I thought OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he's the one for me"

[@Stella-hi4qw]

I feel so, so sorry for poor 2-D :( He sounds genuinely hurt, and I think towards the end he really is about to cry. If I were 2-D's girlfriend, I'd put my two hands together and thank God I was blessed with a sweet, kind-hearted and compassionate boy like him, and I would love him unconditionally, because he really is one in a million! As Dhar Mann says: Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and an eternity to mend it. Paula, in my opinion, is the Voldemort of the band - her name should be She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. (Which reminds me, she looks a bit like Bellatrix LeStrange...) And as for Murdoc: he's great - as a musician. As a person, however - well, I'm having second thoughts...

[@carlycarmine3858]

2D is an idiot, I laughed when I heard him crying in the background

[@raphaelbrown6314]

2-D isn't an idiot my dude he is pretty smart and is self aware about murdoc's bs back then but he's been taking to many medication to the point were he just forgot about the stuff murdoc and the abuse and laughing at him while he was crying wooooow like real mature asshole it must be really funny to see someone suffer huh

[@raphaelbrown6314]

Yes he is my dude and also i think your the type of person who lack having fun in general and taking things too seriously and it ain't there fault they were written like real people while they are still fictional characters which is true but they were written really well and i am with her

[@tilliemillbank2760]

Awww poor 2D

[@midnalazuli793]

It’s funny how when the topic of Paula is brought up, Murdoc doesn’t like to dwell on it too much, usually just summarizing the whole thing as “Paula was trash.”

[@Ur_mom86]

If the video on how they met 2D mentions Paula and murdoc is just like yeah but she was rubbish (moves on to noodle) BUT HE SLEPT WITH HER!?

[@kloverrvlogs6981]

2:00 that is 2D crying I wanna cry now

[@carlycarmine3858]

Not me, I laughed when I noticed that

[@asi9ghost]

2:00 Just "eEeEeEh" through the pain-

[@Pee__]

That “EEEeeEEEeeee” tho.

[@ishouldntbegivenaccesstoth6511]

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[@noodle_666]

2D sounds so upset. I genuinely can’t deal with how upset he sounds. The fact Murdoc said he did it cause she was ugly, and that 2D should thank him is enough to make me break murdocs nose again