Gorillaz - The Stuart Potcast (Episodes 1-43)

[@ritapizza821]

Bro is the unemployed friend who's always high off painkillers

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

was the high off painkillers intentional or not cus he is actually addicted to painkillers😭

[@isabelleaniely5500]

*tastes the cuppa he's making for Murdoc and almost dies coughing* "It's perfect" LMAO

[@toenailclipping-mp9yn]

Ain’t really a cuppa it’s Irish coffee lol

[@Madpenguins123]

"just saw Murdoc float up in the sky.. Bit weird cuz he never said he could fly.."

[@yellowishh]

"luv is like a lake full of baked beans, once you fall in its hard to get out" -Stuart "2D" Pot.

[@Noahwalter-bs4ts]

Real

[@LaylaAhmed-p4i]

It's so inspiring, I'm adding that quote to my wall in my room

[@OMOCATOMORI777]

1:23 "im stuck in a suit of armor..i thought id try it on but its well heavy and i-i cant see where im going,um.. ill go downstairs and get noodle to help me **FALLS DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS** 1:47 "2d here from the,stuart potcast. its another lovely day in america, and im just making murdoc a cuppa,its a irish tea with 12 sugars. and..no coffe?? mn,just gonna have a little taste ! *slurp* **"EHehehHEhEHehEHEhE-EhHeheEheEHaA."** "its perfect.."

[@Gappletheapple]

Why does he grunt so much I’m crying😭

[@tortoisetownn]

Him trying to write a letter to his Nan but asking her for the address on the letter is just so cute and innocent

[@neonpanic195]

NOT THE IRISH COFFE WITH 12 SUGARS AND NO COFFEE-

[@johnnyjoestar1909]

his living conditions *terrify* me

[@Danny-ze6fs]

Fr. Bro is always in danger 😭

[@SkyeArmstrongMusicl0v3r]

Im gonna make "love is like a lake full of baked beans, once you fall in its hard to get out" my senior quote

[@danimation210]

I just can’t get over how he fucking *EATS HIS PHONE*

[@williamjeffries4155]

The way he started to freaking die after he put a clothes clip on his tounge😂

[@basicbread]

why did 2d become more like a man child as he got older? he’s so adorable

[@starryeyedbabe]

i thought the same. maybe age regression?

[@basicbread]

@@starryeyedbabe he literally acts like a 6 year old at heart🥹

[@basicbread]

@@starryeyedbabe he’s a little blue baby

[@starryeyedbabe]

@@basicbread mostly leg baby 😌

[@tortoisetownn]

Abuse regressed his age

[@isabelleaniely5500]

I never thought his podcast would be so random but that does matches the description Damon and Jamie gave us of his mind being "like a blank sheet of paper" lol

[@KurtisHere_91]

14:24 The fact that he bites down on the microphone implies that he bites his ice cream

[@Organsඞ]

Preppy 2D asmr

[@luanluz2377]

He sure has a strong mouth

[@ReD_nels.]

These need to be animated

[@Jacobekekdidhd]

I'll... Try

[@DEDSEC.]

@@Jacobekekdidhdupdate?.

[@MemEdits4u]

"L U V, luv, um luv is like a lake full of baked beans. once you fall in, its hard to get out" beautiful statement 2D

[@PWRSRG12]

Oh nice one that’ll be muh pizzuh😂

[@TheChrisOfManyHats]

Anyone else get STRONG alantutorial vibes from Stuart here? He sounds near identical, and it hurts to know that he's STILL living under the abusive thumb of Murdoc after all these years.

[@cheeezz__itzz]

Murdoc doesn’t even care he just cares about the cult🤔

[@Noahwalter-bs4ts]

I like how is voice gets raspyry every time in each episode😭

[@intersexyyy]

besides him already being super amazing its extremely funny how he straight up eats the microphone

[@sandthanley1881]

2:05 got me cracking up laughing😂 His cough

[@SpotMan2011]

The captions think that’s music 💀💀💀

[@alllittlethingzz]

All the smoking he use to do

[@cheeezz__itzz]

He coughs like a 5 year old💀

[@remitavarez2466]

It’s the sleeping power 💀

[@discoverydolan5134]

My favourites are 3:57 and 14:04 terrific but did crack me up

[@basicbread]

sameeee

[@bubmusic1229]

His toast eating was giving me asmr

[@Megameth-iw2md]

6:35 "i HoPe uNcLe MaRtiN hErE dOeSn'T nOtiCe ThAt i PiSsEd mY fUcKiNg PaNtS" -Maynard James Keenan

[@Brain-tk6si]

GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED

[@Beh-ze4hr]

​@@Brain-tk6si IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO MEEE

[@MagmaPaint]

4:17 He's asking the real questions here, and this is coming from someone who had to study this as part of my geology degree. This man is so adorable...

[@crunchcantalk5919]

only reason why i listened to his podcast was why he ate his microphone on episode 43

[@melodys._.strawberries5652]

Time stamp?

[@crunchcantalk5919]

@@melodys._.strawberries5652 14:03 maybe

[@Syfinge]

@@crunchcantalk5919because he was drugged.

[@DirektBozo]

0:51 Stuart Pot really thought he was gonna do the M1 A1 intro

[@NenaNoodles]

"love is like a lake full of baked beans" ... WHAT

[@PatchesOnPaws]

I was journaling while watching this so now my favorite parts are documented. Here they are. ✨It's a lovely day in America, and I'm gonna make Murdoc a cup of some Irish coffee with 12 sugars and no coffee✨ **Mixes coffee** ✨ Let's have a taste 😊✨ **Violent coughing** ✨iT's PeRfEcT✨ - WHY DID HE SCREAM LIKE THAT WITH THE CLOTHESPIN- - "Love is like a lake of baked beans" -2D - HELP THE WAY THE AUDIO DISTORTED WHEN HE BIT THE PHONE- IM SOBBING-

[@blupikminzmom]

it's a lovely ice cream!

[@PatchesOnPaws]

@@blupikminzmom LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART

[@blupikminzmom]

​@@PatchesOnPawsur PFP is funny :>

[@annabanana8700]

4:43 thanks for clearing that up 2D😂😂😂

[@Emerald_Cat125]

9:13 "All right guys Um this morning Im at the shops🤭 Getting stuff to go in Murdocs holy bath😊 Umsome lavender salt Pepa olives cheese *AUOGH* The Only thing i Could not find Is damons Toenail☺️so im Gonna try 7-Eleven"

[@Arroace]

I love him so much but I feel so bad for this poor man why is everyone so awful to him😭😭😭

[@ChewingGore]

I used to live an hour (give or take) from the real spirit house. Man am I glad I’m nowhere near this phase’s house when the cult shit went down.

[@Brain-tk6si]

I listened to Tranz before I came here. Now I'm just noticing the ✨ duality ✨ that this man has. Like the way he eats his phone at 14:22 🥹

[@JCO.1000]

THESE NEED TO BE ANIMATED

[@bluebird_hXc]

14:26 How to eat like a man

[@sucasica3845]

wtf is he doing ??

[@ritapizza821]

​@@sucasica3845 he was drugged by the forever cult so now he is hallucinating that his recording device is an icecream cone and he started eating it

[@pinkdemonz9475]

​@@sucasica3845hes accidentally eating the recorder (I forgot what exactly it's called) and in pretty sure it's due to the tea hes being given by moon flower

[@sucasica3845]

@@pinkdemonz9475 he's doing asmr

[@blupikminzmom]

yummy I like eating phones for a snack

[@Recordspin]

This is the kind of stuff that happens when DankPods says “so like this one time, mate…”

[@TheSpeedOfVideo]

lol I was gonna say that!

[@GenAqua]

2-D and Murdoc are my favorite members of Gorillaz, and apparently, I'm part of the majority that thinks the same.

[@melodys._.strawberries5652]

Samee

[@squidlyminimalisim]

2d and noodle are my faves but the whole bands great

[@mario14th]

2D deserves better

[@HayleyLamb-pf9qu]

I listen to these for two reasons. Reason one: Because he’s too goofy and adorable and reason two: is because he makes me happy 🥹 But fr though I almost sobbed when he ate is microphone 😭

[@User-kt8nh]

this is what it sounds like when you open your unemployed friends voice notes also "murdoc likes the main lady but she keeps calling him murvin"

[@gaysquirrel710]

this reads like a cry for help

[@2-D_and_taro]

He's the most adorable person on earth, even more than babies!😻

[@PWRSRG12]

True

[@Lucas-o1t6w]

“issa lovely ice cream :)” Mmmm…. **cRuNcH CrUnCh** *MmMmMmmm…*

[@Savaronidragons]

7:35 he thinks that cults are just clubs 😢

[@BigChungus-ek1jp]

9:56 Giving me mad Coraline vibes

[@GDFR11]

12:21 is a truman show reference xD

[@Zilkenian_Davenport]

Didn't know the ADHD side of my mind works the same way as 2D's entire mind. Well, another bit of information to add to my "I probably won't check on this for the next 5 years" mind list.

[@FairyMochi-ls1od]

3:59 moments before disaster

[@yurimthepanda]

I love him

[@icey666]

Oh yeah delicious

[@alisha4012]

2D is so cute

[@tracyjackss]

so lets talk about that *four* letter word *l u v*

[@Gappletheapple]

L. U. V

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

hes so smart

[@dangaming9999]

"PS what is your address?" BRUH 😅🤣😂💀

[@legogeneralgrievous3958]

cooking is hard

[@evamar3262]

En la parte de las pinsas me muri de risa, ya no tenía nada que hacer el hp

[@Nicnicolii]

THE LAST ONE 😭😭😭

[@Savaronidragons]

I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES 💀

[@Itsxstarz]

13:26 THATS SO SAD

[@Savaronidragons]

Ngl I think he was more sad Abt the roller skates😢

[@Emamaa2024]

4:23 1:50

[@sucasica3845]

1:40 what happened did he trip or something??

[@cantthinkofabettername6758]

he fell down a flight of stairs while trapped in a suit of armor

[@devvieb_111]

The bite of 87

[@Bagajig-bz6cr]

​@@devvieb_111 💀

[@justkivvi]

14:22 I CANT BREATHE

[@natalierynkov8126]

14:22 It's a lovely icecream 🫠 𝒎𝒎𝒎 𝕔𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕙

[@tortoisetownn]

It sounds like he's biting a human head

[@melodys._.strawberries5652]

*MMmMmmMm*

[@KimberSpores]

A yes a phone is ice cream

[@Bagajig-bz6cr]

4:14 5:19 6:35 13:46 bro-💀😭

[@lemoni.]

my husband

[@melodys._.strawberries5652]

Our husband*

[@glutenkillz]

me too

[@akealahlindsay708]

@@melodys._.strawberries5652no 💀

[@The_commentor.]

Wth

[@bambiicore]

Malewife material

[@catzlols]

Oh

[@Beh-ze4hr]

9:16 Did he say holy bath 😭💀

[@sillygoofballz]

Murdoc's blessing

[@alisha4012]

I'm in the wardrobe. Cool.😂😂😂

[@monk8034]

ong

[@evamar3262]

Aaahhhhhhhhh me mueroooo

[@ghazt991]

4:09 loud

[@ulisesicelandic]

5:14

[@ilovetheneighbourhoodd]

7:16 BROOOOO

[@Savaronidragons]

HE CANT SWIM😭

[@ChayneSullivan-d5x]

2-D is my husband

[@Savaronidragons]

No

[@ChayneSullivan-d5x]

@Savaronidragons yes

[@FerretFerret-s7w]

Did he say gizz?

[@keishaskelton9923]

Nice😂❤

[@cybiedoodle]

this could be worse

[@P0rn0Cr33p]

3:50 AWH NO - 'D 💀😭