gossip girl quotes that still live in my head

[@mangoliys]

dan and blair had the best one liners

[@haleylquinton]

"is it a bong, mother?" 😂

[@ciriladewilanch6335]

😂

[@p.f.8657]

Co to znaczy?

[@hiccupandcheese]

@@p.f.8657it’s a device that u smoke weed through

[@kurtlim7]

"blair have you seen nate?" "umm... no it's a blackout" LMAO

[@bigjbird4427]

“Um no it’s a blackout” gets me every time

[@sparkfadingspark]

"your sweet potatoes are bland" idk why but this kills me every time

[@Athenainspiring]

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYYYY

[@jackchop1576]

especially with the music after 😂😂

[@beautifullEternal]

The champagne is burnt 😂

[@mollykresin8385]

“Your sweet potatoes are bland.” Followed by mmmm whatcha sayyyyy Was always insane

[@isabelalexander6381]

my fave ever line is Chuck telling Dan “I don’t think of you”

[@soobwon]

Or that time he said "goodbye friends... and dan" LOLL

[@Tontoquienloleation]

I LOVE THIS SCENE 😂😂 "Are you gay?"

[@BlackJeansxx]

"you're so dramatic, you should be a writer" 😂

[@andrewh6615]

I love how at 3:15, Blaire’s rug in her room looks like a map, like she is constantly plotting world domination even in her sleep.

[@rexdahlia2404]

Gossip Girls doesnt get enough credit for its humour and one-liners 🤣🤣

[@happyfacercs]

I need more Jenny getting obliterated followed by "mmm whatcha say"

[@diamantesicesx]

"I'm a priest, not a genie" gets me every time lolll

[@jdjdksndkdmd]

“wha-it-it’s georgina.” “and you’re dan!” “and you’re vanessa, we-this is a fun game” lmfaooo 😭

[@Onmywayto77]

So can we collectively say it? Is it a safe place? Blair was one of the most chaotic and entertaining characters of the show. She just had this funny aura and she played it so well. Then of course, came Dan.

[@purrrrrrrple]

She's the main character fr 😂😂

[@EmmaPatterson-je8cl]

blair carried the show

[@Onmywayto77]

@EmmaPatterson-je8cl that's a yup from me because yes ma'am, she did

[@Sebisajiminstan]

This show was so good because the actors treated it so seriously, like their acting is always top notch. I respect tf out of that. It’s why it stands the test of time, they delivered those lines like the rent was due

[@scoutyscout]

"She stole my shoes" chuck 😂

[@dddeeee9222]

omgg yesss

[@user-dl2et1fb4f]

"Yours is not to wonder why yours is to do or die" Love blair sm😭😭

[@GirlGeek90]

You forgot the iconic, "I'm Chuck Bass."

[@raihanasal4968]

u mean the most irritating line on planet earth

[@Pookiebear36]

@@raihanasal4968 he ate everytime girl

[@speakmore.13]

my favorite line is when serena is freaking out cause of the georgina situation and blair is like “we’ve all done bad things right? what about you, chuck? and “im chuck bass” doesn’t count.”

[@thebarkaysfan1100]

MEDUSA WANTS HER WITHERING GLARE BACK LMAO

[@lochana___]

surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass - iconic

[@TheMariaBonita]

Dan is so unserious

[@sViviftie]

I forgot how iconic that show was for a minute there

[@vii-gq4zr]

My favorite line is Blair‘s „do yourself a favor and stop talking“ 😭😭

[@themattsmith]

"Yours is not to wonder why, yours is to do... or DIE"

[@Urvee]

You forgot “Once men have tasted caviar it baffles me how they settle for Cat food”

[@haifaakhtar]

It’s catFISH

[@Twinflame_4]

You mean catfish

[@MariaSafiraNeves]

"The human body has 206 bones, 207 if i'm watching Gossip Girl"

[@SuperMario231]

Fun fact: Serena is played by Blake Lively who is the wife of Ryan Reynolds (guy who played Deadpool). And second, she also appeared on the film as the Ladypool.

[@Fierra4everrrr]

@@SuperMario231WHAT THE HELL PLOT HOLE LOOP TWIST I AM BAMBOOZLED

[@Schiggywoof]

Gossip Girl is such an iconic show❤ All the characters were interesting in their own way, I loved it so much❤❤

[@dellyjohan9559]

Always love, "i have to be Blair Waldorf before I can be Chuck Bass's girlfriend" yeah..girl power

[@RianeKarla-b1q]

I'm actually really bored, so here's a guide to the iconic lines: 0:00 B: "ok, i have a problem. I have a big problem. Starts with a capital RX." "what drugs have you been taking?" B: "hmm... caffeine, nicotine, ketamine, GHB, PCP, LSD, di-dri... Diazepam lorazepam, all the pams, really. You know, i don't discriminate." 0:22 D: "uh, i think i have brain damage." J: "you know what, Dan? if you've had brain damage, you wouldn't even know you've had brain damage." 0:26 S: "come on, let's do shots, come on!" B: "i told Lily that you were buying a pie." S: "oh pie..." 0:33 L: "you promised." S: "yeah, but that was... Before i knew Dan was hungry too. I can't let the boy starve." D: "it would be inhumane." L: "he's not invited." S: "yeah, that's why i'm going with him." D: "because i can go.. with her." S: "and we had plans to go to brunch together today." D: "we had those plans." 0:55 D: "i... I don't know. I thought maybe we'd do a walking tour of New York underground to visit my friends, the mole people. They're great, except they only ever have to eat leftovers. I'm sorry i don't know why i just said any of that. I have this- i have this thing, this nervous tick that i never stop speaking like... Ever. In fact, when i was a little boy my mom used to say there was never a word i met that i didn't like." 1:14 B: "is it a bong, mother?" 1:20 D: "look, man, i live in Brooklyn, alright? Not the Ozarks. No offense of the Ozarks." 1:25 B: "after being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, i... succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy and surrended my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank god. Sorry. Truthfully i'm not even catholic." 1:45 D: "well, uh... She's bestfriend with this girl, Blair Waldorf, who is basically everything i hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one ninety-five pound doe-wide bond mall tossing label whoring package of girly evil." R: "no one is that bad." D: "she is. I would barely be exaggerating if i told you Medusa wants her withering glare back." 2:10 B: "you don't grant birthday wishes, do you?" P: "I'm a priest, not a genie." 2:15 "Miss Van Der Woodsen hopes to bend as many billionaries as she can before settling down to... Oh my God." 2:23 D: "oh, Chuck. I had no idea you felt that way about me." 2:28 "hey, Blair." B: "hi. Hello there. Happy birthday to me." 2:33 B: "i'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone, and even worse than doing that stupid thing i did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended i had never done that stupid thing before. You look confused, should i walk you through it?" 2:50 D: "that was- that was a joke or... an attempted one. Next question." 2:56 S: "wow... weird vibe." 2:59 D: "save some trees, have a blog." 3:01 D: "last year i believed it had an original thought. It died of loneliness." 3:07 B: "ok, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" 3:18 S: "who are we kidding? What do you say we just forget thinking and follow our hearts?" D: "are you sure that's your heart you're following? Cause-" S: "shut up or i'll change my mind." 3:34 "Blair, have you seen Nate?" B: "Um, no, it's a blackout." 3:36 D: "i just can't believe it's a senior requirement." N: "or.. chuck got a doctor to actually diagnose him with acute stage fright." D: "should've gone with mercury poisoning." 3:50 D: "alright, we need to get this crazy girl out of here." B: "are you trying to have me killed, bass? Oh my god. I'm going to scream if somebody doesn't get her out right now!" S: "you bring Georgina here?" 4:03 "here says i have to stay away from Blair Waldorf." B: "yeah, and until further notice you'll find me by Serena's side. Step withing a hundred feet of me and you'll be arrested. And about how far do you think he is from me?" D: "he's far enough." B: "i agree, security!" 4:17 D: "it's Georgina." V: "and you're Dan." D: "and you're Vanessa. This is a fun game." 4:21 D: "oh, no headbands in college, ok?" 4:27 D: "i'm sorry, i've been the person not welcomed to partes and if i'm now on the other side of things, i'm not gonna treat people the way i was treated" 4:35 V: "ok, Dan didn't write you back because A, he broke up with you. B, he's seeing someone else and C, even though i tried to defend you, you're a full-on crazy person." G: "wait, can we go back to B for a second?" 4:46 C: "all the Blanc said they got really into it and started doing it for real, like X tape on the cutting room floor real." D: "i think the most disturbing part in all this is that you've been reading endless nights blogs." N: "ok, that's..." 4:59 D: "is her acting this good in the rest of the movie? I mean, just look at the way she's looking at him. That's love, that's definitely love and lust and gratitude." N: "dude, it's an (O word)" 5:12 "i wanna take a ride on your disco stick." D: "girls, girls. You know what? The disco stick tends to be an unreliable form of transportation and uh... It breaks down a lot." 5:20 B: "you never read it, don't worry about it." N: "i never do." 5:25 J: "i may be a beach but i'm not a little beach. I told you i wasn't afraid." 5:30 B: "by the way, how do you find having a sibling? Someone whose sole purpose on earth is to compete for your parent's love and attention?" 5:39 B: "yours is not to wonder why. Yours is to do or die." 5:43 J: "goodbye, good riddance, and good luck." 5:46 B: "life is tough, Serena. Just... Get a helmet." 5:50 B: "fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be, just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars." 6:04 D: "i didn't date Serena Van Der Woodsen for two years and not come away knowing that those are Marc Jacobs and they're mustard." 6:13 D: "it's got to be a clean fight. Do you understand that.. as a concept? no sabotage." B: "i can't wait to see you bleeding on the rack but yes, no sabotage." 6:27 B: "we're not servants to our emotions. We can control them, suppress them, strap them out like bugs." 6:32 E: "uh... i'll take your secret to my grave but laughter is an uncontrollable bodily response." 6:37 S: "ok, i'm pretty sure this is how every murder mistery beginns." 6:41 B: "whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop." 6:45 B: "you'll excuse me. I've gotta go kms. Or max up my credit card, whichever comes first." 6:51 E: "your sweet potatoes are bland."

[@deku5743]

More like 7 mins of dan and blair being iconic

[@mirandapickett7684]

UM NO ITS A BLACKOUT 😭

[@VardaonArda]

Dan and Blair are so iconic, I wish they never broke up

[@cranberryrosebud]

I want this show to happen again, but with Dair as a full slowburn and endgame

[@Stella-cp3cv]

Yeah, me too

[@MakaylaBullard-zw1rn]

Take that back

[@Pookiebear36]

@@cranberryrosebud no, ew

[@hyewonity]

i hated dan in this show but still… he was hilarious lmaooo

[@maiabaffier2087]

Why did you ? I think he's really a nice guy in season 1 and 2

[@hyewonity]

he was annoying with his holier than thou attitude, always victimizing himself and thought of himself as the underdog. i didnt like any of the brooklyners.

[@maiabaffier2087]

@@hyewonity Ohhh I get it It's true that is way annoying at a certain point

[@slgameplays8887]

​@@hyewonity he is the underdog tho. He was right. No one respected him as a person except Serena and sometimes Nate. I hate that he wrote the book but he ain't worse than any other characters in the show.

[@sophiamanja4681]

It’s in my head all the time

[@ineedabadbleep1557]

those are marc jacobs, and they’re mustard 💅

[@Nasya_and_Marion]

My favorite line is “she stole my shoes?” -the iconic Chuck bass

[@maeengegrea]

wh-wh-wh-wh-what did ya sayyyy

[@Erin.xx.livieee]

My fav line was when rufus answered the phone saying "this better not be my wife"

[@umang5540]

best edit ever

[@Nasya_and_Marion]

Definitely a Blair and Dan shipper right here

[@thesourpatchkidd579]

"Your sweet potatoes... are bland" that would've got me lmao cause who tf you talking to, my food the shit 😂😂😂😂

[@ryonjane]

"we had those plans"

[@langleymoore3166]

Those are Marc Jacob’s and they’re mustard will forever be my favorite

[@InsurmountableLove]

this show is so messy😭😭 And jenny ate with that "goodbye, good riddance and good luck."

[@selinalee1077]

THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@TélaMcBee]

we love happy blair

[@AdamWorks492]

“There are 206 bones in a human body 207 if I’m watching gossip girl”

[@TélaMcBee]

5:25 - 5:29 we love ginny

[@emilykira7025]

At 2:23, Serena could have broken his neck. 😬

[@TélaMcBee]

i had such a love hate relationship with georgina

[@TélaMcBee]

4:35 - 4:46 only time i liked vanessa

[@TestTest-pf9wd]

SEHR SEHR SEHR SEHR SCHÖNE LANGE HAARE NAOMI 💙💙💙💙🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

[@Fierra4everrrr]

We all like Serena because of the goddess that is Blake 😂

[@Bella-kf1zv]

4:04 4:04

[@Jon-e2f]

Your not going to tell Me?

[@janejane-tk3wx]

really ?

[@FELISYALANZARA]

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