Got that sun covered up like gravy on a biscuit

[@stephensheridan1279]

That’s no moon…. That’s a DOLLAR GENERAL!!! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🙄😂🤣😂😏🤭🤭🤭

[@KeenanMoore-nh4gb]

It’s too big to be a Dollar General

[@KitchenKnifeRescue]

​@@KeenanMoore-nh4gb we have a Dollar General in my area that sells gasoline...

[@davidthedeaf]

Elon Musk will help Dollar General get the first building up there.

[@somerandomguy4149]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewwinslow9315]

​@@KeenanMoore-nh4gbI have a bad feeling about this

[@Ryan_Carter214]

"I can't Even see the pollen no more" 😂😂😂

[@jacksdad23]

I was reading this as he said it 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ru3xv9wd9q]

Fr, this is probably the worst I’ve seen it

[@alysoffoxdale]

_"Pitch black in the middle of the day at Waffle House..."_ - anybody else hear either the Twilight Zone or the X-Files theme kick in right then???

[@XianHu]

Does Tubular Bells (Exorcist Theme) count?

[@alysoffoxdale]

@@XianHu That's not the kind of movie I watch, so I don't have that kind relationship with Tubular Bells, but if it gives you a creepy, scary, OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IMPOSSIBLE BULLSHIT IS HAPPENING sort of vibe, then yeah, I think it does.

[@josephangell9921]

I heard Fringe but same dif

[@Catthif]

Or you would up in Night Vale.

[@melissacooper8724]

I was thinking of The Twilight Zone episode "I Am The Night Color Me Black" where this town was dark as night in the middle of the day!

[@TheKilldroid]

“Sabans coming back, he aint done” thats pure alabama copium right there

[@emmettmurphree6337]

As a Bama fan I actually do believe he's done

[@ARandomsoul]

@@emmettmurphree6337 As a fellow Bama fan, I agree sadly

[@TNTGameClips]

As a Bama alumni, I say this topic is dumb to even entertain. Let them sleep on us and hope we're done....KD is different, and our team has incredible talent. We have championship caliber players and top tier coaches. Roll Tide

[@bobbyabercrombie1483]

​@@TNTGameClipsKD is gonna be done after 4 years and 16 losses

[@hearingcolors6717]

V O L S GO VOLS!

[@Nolifecoffeeaddict]

I swear to God I said "God rest their souls" simultaneously perfectly in sync

[@insignia9028]

nice pfp

[@cameronvanatti6629]

My next solar eclipse viewing will be at whichever Waffle House is in the next North American eclipse path. I want to see that phenomenon 😂😂

[@toddseales8222]

It’s dark here in Nashville. Oh wait, that’s just the clouds.

[@tammybragg2002]

Same in South Carolina

[@teloads3696]

Yup

[@natalieb6735]

Partially cloudy here in VA.

[@j6moon15]

Lol yep

[@Musicvibezzz458]

Same in TX in Houston

[@appo9357]

Somebody’s momma got on the trampoline again.

[@Southern_Crusader]

I’m stealing that joke.

[@ursaltydog]

ROFLMMFAO!!!!

[@tog4867]

I laughed way too hard at that Morgan Wallen jab...

[@Astranix59]

Same 😂

[@thenovicenovelist]

I wonder if he recorded this after the news broke.

[@CharlesSmith-pu3wp]

But, did he lie? No.

[@jenniferwheelis3878]

Bro needs to stop hating on MW he’s just mad bc he doesn’t know what pop-country is

[@tog4867]

@@jenniferwheelis3878 You sound like a Taylor Swift fan...

[@rockydon3400]

He was spot on with that morgan wallen joke 🤣

[@ThatGuyThatFarms]

As soon as he said “I wish the firework stand was open right now” my cousins sent me a video of their neighbors lighting fireworks when totality hit their house

[@angiecarignan3465]

“Right between the biscuits and the crickets.” 😂😂😂

[@trace9657]

The Morgan Wallen comment is golden

[@Hoosier_man01]

The Morgan Wallet joke on the day he’s arrested😂

[@txmomma84]

That Morgan Wallen bit has me dying😂💀

[@oneminuteofmyday]

The Dollar General comment made me laugh out loud. lol I’m in Indiana and we had lots of fireworks. This town is nothing but pyromaniacs. lol The fireworks were followed by EMS sirens.

[@Hoosier_man01]

I’m in IN too, we’re you in the path of totality?

[@wandamontgomery6030]

Strange. We had partial darkness in PA and I heard ems sirens 😮

[@ursaltydog]

My cousin lives up in Indiana too.. Richmond. I live in TN.. we had 88.97%

[@oneminuteofmyday]

@@Hoosier_man01 Yes! I am a little north of Indianapolis and we had full totality. It was very cool.

[@davidthedeaf]

That was so American for the the paramedics to add some festive tunes to your firecrackers!

[@jamesbrown9736]

Only Matt M. could come up with this. Excellent job Sir!!

[@trev5.566]

Nah, someone had a firework stand open….either that or someone had a stockpile of em. Cuz I heard some blasting going on during totality here in Texas🤣

[@carlalongerbeam774]

I heard some going off here around DFW during totality.

[@ford4life069]

Any good Texan always has SOME fireworks around... 😂😉 we just didn't have any room to pack them! And also no desire to start anymore brush fires. We were at Lake Brady.

[@FayeCorley-ws9bh]

It was night and now it's a Texas summer!

[@BadAllergies514]

😂 Right!

[@privacyvalued4134]

Are we gettin' MOONED?! We gettin' MOONED!

[@ShrubbleBubble]

I love his on theme shirt 😂

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

I was just thinking, "man, I'd love to have that shirt" myself!

[@brentonflint3638]

I was thinking where’s the fireworks at?😂 there was a guy screaming like a firework though, he had the spirit. Or he had just went blind staring at the sun

[@alexakemmann88]

Fireworks were shot off where I was in Ohio, lol

[@ripvanwinkle5199]

We didn’t have fireworks, but one of my neighbors mag dumped into trash

[@melissacooper8724]

My neighbors were shooting off fireworks where I live at!

[@BREEZEMAYES]

Fireworks going off here in South Texas.

[@fmcclips]

That’s gotta be a Dollar General blocking the sun😂

[@felipemartinez5503]

I was in Texas and someone really was popping fireworks when it got dark.

[@TheOReport1994]

As you do. :P

[@lisachapman6492]

Yep my neighbor did the same freaking thing! Started popping fireworks during the Eclipse.

[@sheilavillamil4195]

Yep, the neighbors behind me that do fireworks for every possible reason.

[@Bjorn41]

After moving to North Carolina I finally understand some things that you joke about

[@Buttermeup27-deez]

I live in Arkansas and it got super dark I could see stars

[@resurrectiongarage1506]

I’m in Arkansas and it was too overcast to see any stars, but we could see the eclipse through the clouds.

[@melissacooper8724]

The neighbors were hooting and hollering and shooting off fireworks when it got completely dark! 😂

[@christinehousewright4798]

🤣🤣 love the quickness of your post. Haha

[@annshepardmurray5652]

My favorite part of the eclipse was the rapture jokes😂 Some guy who called in on Rick and Bubba said he bought inflatable people to pump with helium and fly away!!!😂

[@timothykelly3001]

As an arkansan, I can confirm people saved their fireworks from new years.

[@jacked4080]

I just experienced totality and I legit have no words to describe what it felt like. It was freaking amazing.

[@maryshumate4629]

Too stinking funny😂😂😂

[@ursaltydog]

I want an extended version of this! and the video too :)

[@richardbryant81]

Roll Tide

[@raphaelsmuse]

Facts about the gas station... Western/foothills NC, can attest 🤣 "oh I heard they have them at the Speedway"

[@danielleking262]

the Saban line and comment about the Dollar General was friggin' hilarious 😂

[@TheCatGamimg]

Next time a solar eclipse happens I’m going to waffle house

[@fightingblind]

Dollar General or 7-11?

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

Lol, love this.

[@littleredhen]

Saw it here in Charleston, West Virginia. It was at 99% . It didnt go dark. It went dusky. I used glasses and i made a old fashioned view finder out of a cereal box. My neighbors little kids( ages 4 and 6).got to see it with my glasses and the box, too. Their mom said they'd talked about it all night long. I hope I gave them a memory of a lifetime. 😁😁

[@josephmiller9180]

“Kids y’all don’t stare directly at the sun without your glasses…” *Proceeds to instinctively show them what not to do by glancing back directly at the sun* -I definitely didn’t do that exact same thing 😂

[@dr.gwendolyncarter5048]

Arkansan here: I did have some neighbors shoot fireworks during the eclipse. And a different set of neighbors played the national anthem.

[@GameOn0827]

A couple? The path is almost 100 miles wide, there's gotta be thousands of waffle houses in the path.

[@T-BONE12]

Bro violated Wallen

[@into-the-weeds]

Dude has a 5 man writing team with the combined emotional depth of a 14yo boy that sneaks momma's half smoked ciggies. It ain't a high bar.

[@CountryBoy1877]

​@@into-the-weedsDamn your comment is almost as shity as Morgan Wallens music 😂

[@73dmonty]

I wondered which way you'd take - as usual I was NOT disappointed!!!

[@CatsNBooks88]

The Morgan Wallen shade is giving me life 😂

[@amyanttila1617]

Dfw was perfect, 100% totality in my town of lewisville, 40 NW of Dallas. No clouds. I still get chills talking about it.

[@amyanttila1617]

40 minutes NW

[@22busy43]

I’m right around the corner in Corinth. My daughter got some good pictures.

[@ericstafford4138]

I too wish the Fireworks Stand was open!

[@wewemcrhyne]

Blackout Slush Float at Sonic got us a free pair of eclipse glasses!!

[@junglebull2635]

It was so cloudy all across Texas I couldn’t see a thing, I didn’t even know where the sun was. Quite disappointing

[@davidthedeaf]

Do not feel too bad. In Washington State I swear it didn’t get darker a bit. I had the window open and all we had was overcast clouds too.

[@rachelmerrill348]

As a Florida resident that was the best description ever, don't forget our Buc-ee's btw 😂

[@pamglass6007]

“Right between the biscuits and the crickets.” 😂😂❤

[@nodeloliver6201]

Pitch black in the middle of the day at a WAFFLE HOUSE sounds like the plot of a horror movie.

[@CalebJRitchie2010]

Building a dollar general is so true!!!! There all the time building a dollar general in Kentucky

[@user-cp1un2uk9t]

I was on a aircraft carrier for this scouts thing and everyone wanted to watch it

[@SplatJstudio-qu7ty]

That was me 😂 (make this top comment)

[@jerseygirlinatl7701]

I just came back inside!

[@adventurecreations3214]

You are so funny. Thank you.

[@SGT.Pepper.]

Lol I love that he somehow turned the eclipse into a superstition about Bama

[@kristygregg6167]

"Saban isn't done he's coming back" lawd lolol

[@michaelelmore1678]

Whay about the guys with the welding hood?

[@Themonkey55567]

It only works with a fixed shade hood

[@mitchellminer9597]

Nice shirt, Matt! Nice video, too.

[@x6ftundx]

lol we had a fireworks stand open... FLorida!

[@Professional_FunHaver]

I work at a steel mill. We all used welding shields.

[@timothylong880]

This is awesome!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingobvious2671]

Speaking of Dollar General. I watched the eclipse in a Dollar General parking lot.

[@J.R.Steel85]

People here literally set off fireworks when the eclipse reached totality.

[@benswaggerty331]

Did they just build a Dollar General up there? 😂😂😂

[@mandyleaguemamaleague6968]

"Right between the biscuits and the crickets" if you know you know !! 😂

[@pridapit]

I was working and forgot about it. A few minutes after, I told a co-worker, i think it's about to rain because it was just dark right before. Looked up and clear skies all around.... was like damn i missed it...

[@hw9066]

Please bring it back in August!!! Just an hour break, please 🙏

[@kedmonds2123]

You’re crazy Matt!!

[@bigmacdog4591]

I had to watch it a second time, just to rehear that last line!

[@theresagomez2605]

That's an awesome shirt!

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

In Atlanta, we'd have given ANYTHING for a sudden 15 degree drop in the middle of the day in August.😂

[@patricknapier5806]

I remember the first ellipse I experienced, it was the last one before this and I was in the middle of my driver's test. Due to us being in the best spot for it we had a bizzare Sepia tone hue to everything.

[@angelnocturna6958]

It was more like “there it is I see it! Never mind clouds hiding it again. Wait wait there it is! Nope clouds are back.”

[@ThatAnnalisa]

That was us too! Dang Texas clouds...

[@chickaboom45]

❤❤❤ the dg part made laugh out loud

[@loverlyredhead]

My neighbors totally said that they wished they had fireworks!

[@resurrectiongarage1506]

No fireworks in this part of Arkansas, though we did find out that an auto darkening welding mask didn’t work for it, we used a very old fixed shade mask from the 70’s

[@OberleutnantFrank7110]

Does anyone else see the Brian shaw in this man??

[@princedaemontargaryen4971]

“Last night we let the liquor talk”

[@jeremyrockatansky]

A kid asked his dad "Why are we looking directly at the eclipse?" "So we never have to watch another Cowboys game..."

[@sheilavillamil4195]

“right between the biscuits and the crickets”

[@jps30]

We definitely heard fireworks.

[@TheMunkzilla1]

Roll tide! 😂

[@BibleProphecyMadeClear]

Double check the barcode. I heard that they just recalled some of them LOL. It'd be funny to do a follow-up video with that.

[@septicalfrogs]

My first job was at 11. I sold crickets, minnows, and night crawlers in a quick stop that did gas, cigs, and quick diner food; fireworks in the hot assszzz tent seasonally. 😅this is completely accurate.

[@PresGarcia]

Going straight to football predictions is so accurate though😂

[@kvol1668]

Had some bad news today. This was the little bright spot of my day.

[@Preppy-4375h]

I love Morgan Wallen

[@BrickStopmotions]

When wearing eclipse glasses is the only time you can shine a flashlight DIRECTLY in your eyes and be fine.🔦😎

[@MamaBunnyKit]

If I close my eyes I could swear I’m listenin’ to Cal Naughton Jr. and this is a Talladega Nights deleted scene.

[@scottloessel6493]

The funny thing is I bet all the kids today got out of class to go watch the eclipse and back in the 80s I remember there being a full eclipse and the teachers in class looking out the window says “oh yea, there’s an eclipse today. Anyway open up your text books and read chapter 7”

[@ClayHuxley]

Hey some of Morgan’s songs are really good.

[@emmasurf8109]

Darn! We were in one of the best places for the eclipse and I remember driving by the WH on my way home before the eclipse I should have just gone to the WH, especially since instead of fireworks we heard AR's shooting.

[@cheeseballs3825]

It was pretty cool though. We drove a couple hours to see it 100%. It was crazy. Cars just lining the streets as far as the eye could see.

[@lisachapman6492]

No Matt , they are building another BUCC-EE'S up there.

[@KicknitwithClay10]

Facts lol 😂

[@hunterhanson2635]

bro you dissin kmorgan wallen lol

[@ThatAnnalisa]

It was so cloudy today in TX, it was like Hide And Seek with the sun as we all stood in the yard peering up at the sky in our dorky glasses, pointing. "There! There it is! Oh, it's gone. There it is, over there! Nope, gone again. It's back! Hurry! Aaaaand, it's gone again." (And yes, there was hootin' and hollerin' nearby when we hit totality.)

[@Urfav_bail]

Not the Morgan wallen ❤😭😭😭