Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas [Any% (No AJS)] by Joshimuz -

[@MrBuster]

As an attentive viewer I must proclaim that this magnifficent and extraordinary gentleman, Joshimuz, did not provide the exact answer on a complicated and specific question, the essence of which lies in the following: What was the real reason for the destruction by explosion of vehicle which was in possesion of Lance Wilson, also known as Ryder?

[@Joshimuz]

As the objective of the playthough is to achieve the most immediate dispatching of the given requirements of a certain subset of tasks possible, one of which being the completion of the assignment proposed by Lance Wilson to tend to an appointment at the nearby food establishment, it is therefore imperative to accomplish the finale of the task as hastily and recklessly as one can do. One of the requisite events prior to the conclusion of the charge in question is the forced studying of the nourishment system present in the software, however during the review of the system it is required that the playable character known as Carl Johnson (hereby to be referenced as: C.J.) be stationary for a given period of time while the theory of the nutritional feature is being demonstrated. To our favour however is another subsystem in the program that internally details the progress of our achievements during our errands. This process can be hoodwinked into believing that we have already completed our education of the nutrients bulletin. By initiating the affairs with Lance Wilson and then subsequently befouling upon a blunder which causes the premature conclusion of events prior to the completion of the examination of foodstuffs, the aforementioned feature of the software makes the incorrect assumption that it is impossible to have aborted the attempt this promptly and concludes that the transgression must have occurred not prior to the tutoring, but indeed after it! Therefore in an undertaking to prevent multiple unnecessary viewings of the instructions, the algorithm enables the input which is responsible for registering the desire to pass up the opportunity to learn about the comestibles. In consequence, due to our overarching goal of the most instantaneous completion, it is beneficial to take the bewildering steps to, rather than be successful at the initial attempt at Lance's goals, instead to first flounder them as hastily as possible (in this instance, by causing the spontaneous combustion of Lance's automobile and subsequently Lance himself) and then to reinstate the operation and then proceed as normal, thus omitting the informational screenplay and preserving pace!

[@MrBuster]

​@@Joshimuz Great surprise and invaluable knowledge that I received with such thoughtful and detailed response leaves no choice for me but express my immense gratitude to you, sir Josh I. Muze.

[@autumn_rain]

@@Joshimuz Damn, the damage has been done. I feel sorry for my psychologist.

[@famguyfan1059]

RYDER CAR BOOM BOOM DO FAST GOOD

[@moonlety]

@@Joshimuz LMFAO

[@MaisuBirb]

And here I thought he would stop running GTA:SA for a while! We have been blessed x3

[@nerdError0XF]

I don't want to upset you, but "This video was recorded live at ESA Together 2020, which took place from 6th to 13th April."

[@Nuno1137]

No, not another josh sa run that will definitely drain 4 hours of my life again... I've to study you know, I've to graduate

[@raikitsunagi]

Just out of curiosity, did you graduate?

[@ernomartonczinege7746]

@@raikitsunagi we need this answer

[@JohnPaulBuce]

school update

[@nerdError0XF]

school update +1

[@igordabkowski4009]

So weird now to see Josh running SA and not being tormented by Crowd Control or chaos mod

[@DanielClear2]

*"Two popped tyres is better than just the rear one."* -Joshimuz, 2020

[@frnknstn22]

Oh hey, thanks Joshimuz

[@ServantOfBoron]

Joshimuz every time I see you I think "That's my friend Stevan." You look exactly the same :D Keep up the good work. Always love your GTA runs.

[@235Challenger235]

humanity needs josh to be cloned

[@penclaw]

Dat thumbnail tho, thought dude's wearing a hat

[@danielsantiago1326]

Why he put his hair like that?

[@MitcherSM]

@@danielsantiago1326 beanie hair

[@JohnUnsub]

@@danielsantiago1326 Harry Potter got the cool scar, Josh just has the entire wingdings font set scarred into his forehead

[@ars5670]

I like the way he explained the whole simple things during speedrun

[@allo-wg3rr]

this game is timeless... remember how much i want the ps2 because my cousin played gta sa

[@hydarnes3794]

Get it on ps4 for £7

[@DrifterMW]

The gta san andreas on ps4 is the raw ps2 version with the orange sky! That was only in the early pc versions and ps2. Just make sure its a single game , Not a trilogy because the trilogy gives you the trash remasters instead .

[@TheMidnightGarage]

hell yeah. Josh doing San Andreas on ESA. Made my day :D

[@travismonahan7225]

That last announcer didn't want to say a word 🤣🤣

[@bradleyg7498]

Oh ha, I literally just finished watching his ESA any percent and crowd control chaos mod runs.

[@19maurice66]

Love it, cheers josh and ESA

[@athenian9795]

GUYS Joshimuz just solved us the train problem.

[@ArIyan_yt]

Keyboard sound go brrrrrrr

[@iiGingiey]

The way he casually made up time by making the car drive in the water after spinning the tanker out

[@miketheq7739]

*Farewell, My Love starts* Jester guy: A'ight imma head out

[@Michael12751]

Joshimuz is the best

[@stoufa]

(At the end of each mission) Me be like: 👏🎉🙌

[@georgemccrate420]

watching this run in smaller episodes, quite comfortable

[@chabbab6698]

Thats pretty casual, watch it in one run.

[@underdasher9915]

Yes, that's exactly what I did with the 2017? run, it was really really comfortable

[@BlloodySunday]

Yoshimuz is so wholesome and cute c:

[@Luke_H98]

I always enjoy a Joshimuz speedrun

[@luputtaja]

He explains replays very well but why does he blow up Ryders car?

[@kendog84bsc]

Nobody knows why, but the car will continue to get blown up, and the answer will remain a mystery, forever...

[@stiickzzqt7921]

I guess it's skipping a long explanation about the fact that CJ can be fat, but you normally can't skip this

[@aimansoul]

@@kendog84bsc kz frew has a video why you need to blow Ryder car

[@warrieoker7956]

In this mission you see a cutscene in which rider explains how getting fat works. If you blow up the car Rockstar thinks you’ve seen this cutscene before and it saves you a few seconds the second time you do it.

[@puerkito9893]

I may be biased but Josh is one of the more charismatic speedrunners

[@MrFabize]

2:02:39 „There goes my burrito!“ 😂

[@DaishawnDaley]

Let’s goooooooooo !!!!

[@gualmasoothes8238]

Josh is a legend!

[@LEECHINLEONG0705]

nice this gameplay good bro

[@mandret1996]

sorry GTA SA runners but joshimuz is da Best

[@sarinz439]

Squares of shame, not sure why I laugh my ass off to that

[@JesusOnWheelz]

Great commentary. 4:08:20 is hilarious

[@cringer8107]

joshimuz is da man !

[@cringer8107]

talking for 4 hours straight :D love that he explains it all, even if i alrdy know the stuff from previous streams etc.

[@ryannothardcore]

Love to see it

[@Five60x-]

Run starts @ 1:23

[@kregorovillupo3625]

Is this guy josh the secret son of Stephen Fry?

[@jshkings89]

we need a 2021 speed run

[@stefkee3350]

where is High noon mision, when you kill Pulaski?

[@SkLLeRi]

Og Log

[@Samir_Haddou]

Does anyone have the cheatcode for joshimuz' hairstyle?

[@first001]

Best speed runner ever...

[@redpill2634]

Timeeeeer

[@denikurnia9984]

what is No AJS?

[@kemalyucel7963]

Can you speedrun or game play on the mobile phone ?

[@alicev1500]

San Andreas is available on IOS and Android. It's the "remastered" version, the same as the Windows Store, PS3, Xbox 360/One. There's only 2 submissions for any% no AJS for it though.

[@kemalyucel7963]

@@alicev1500 thank you for information

[@supremegames9175]

🔥🔥

[@LegendSpecialist]

Very nice👌

[@Gonzakoable]

They should have put no croud control as a category

[@sumdim6427]

Why did you blow up Ryder car tho

[@aimansoul]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXa7gpqCg7Sce8U

[@mythicpvp4197]

Yo nice

[@appletreeblunt]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee...........e........ :D

[@ners_xd]

dang a lot of runs

[@kinkinkijkin]

"64 is half a byte" 64 is 6 bits of 1 Jos Z Himu pls

[@swenglishdude1527]

Josh: ogloc

[@Theohyper]

Is that cool this speed run

[@KoreaPop1]

First boys..oh thanks

[@asy-syawal3442]

Finally... Cj again

[@blodstokkinn]

3:16:08 wait what? where's the wanted level?

[@nerdError0XF]

I know im 2 years late but for any wanderers here: it's zero star glitch, it was explained somewhere around 2:40:00

[@penguinpun94]

I just noticed that at @2:11:59 the cult of personality plays in the background

[@BananJumper]

Josh, you didnt explain, why you blowed up ryders car?

[@aimansoul]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXa7gpqCg7Sce8U

[@christophervaca7116]

1:59:10 lol

[@lebahjualmadu6629]

What is AJS?

[@kurdistaxn]

First

[@aviespamaccount5141]

another npc who has good car is pulaski

[@rov6819]

Uzumymw

[@modernsalah4314]

Xdd

[@tobsmonster2]

Monster 1x 🤮

[@baggy_exe1741]

First