Grand Theft Auto San Andreas - Carl Johnson "CJ" Fat Quotes

[@vaultboy1340]

This is what GTA 5 was missing.

[@crono3015]

And GTA 4

[@RainyBankai]

Joshua Remonde Never understood why gta 4 always get so much praise as if it's the best gta in the series. It was always been boring to me

[@jameswatsonatheistgamer]

Every GTA after San Andreas, is missing a lot of the good stuff that GTA SA has.

[@francovolpe148]

@Lord Bolton Ohhhhhhh

[@bb_arcadia5752]

@Fruitty Tutti red dead is cool but this game was funny and a parody of real life and a joke about itself too bottom line this game was just pure hilarious fun tbh that's what other games from rockstar lack

[@Cheezburgercatz]

I'm impressed with the voice actor being able to convey the breathlessness of a morbidly obese person's speaking pattern.

[@BubulinisAntonAdrian]

Yeah that's CJ voice actor who actually it's CJ in real life and he is Young Maylay / Chriss Bellard

[@ChristianCaseGaming]

Anton Bubulinis yeah and Chris Ballard which is Young Maylay is related to Sawn fonteno the voice of Franklin in GTA V their cousins in real life

[@arsyam_7]

Yeah. He was a great voice actor. Yeah. *He was.*

[@blueberryboy1167]

@@ChristianCaseGaming Sawn Fonteno also voiced the fat gsf member aka Tarnell

[@Masterwar15]

Young Maylay has an extremely good voice.

[@papapapa16]

This game was waaaaaayyyy ahead of its time.

[@gamergrill4933]

It's still ahead then some popular 2020 games...

[@KENSHIROez3260]

@@gamergrill4933 I could not agree less with you

[@dimitriwarchief301]

As much as I like modern games yeah this was waaaaaay cooler

[@merritt2014]

Facts, and there's still hardly any games if any at all that have this level of detail where you can let your character get fat or muscular and have their personality change and the way people interact with you change depending on your build. Shit's so damn cool lol.

[@zaycarnage2780]

My game is way more revolutionary

[@mfaizsyahmi]

_Make lunch, not love_ --CJ 1992

[@mot5231]

mfaizsyahmi. Hahahahahaha

[@atomrules1012]

Fruitty Tutti. I read that right when he said that

[@dereenaldoambun9158]

Very inspirational. I' mma start eating now.

[@MegaBlair007]

Make food, not war

[@familybroakajonny]

That’s my motto

[@raultrashlord4404]

"I'd rather Drive Thru Than Drive By!" This needs to be on a McDonald's billboard in the Hood.

[@RockSolidEJV420]

Promoting for gangbangers. Racial profiling to the fullest D:

[@MAGNUSWAKERS]

do doo do dodo "I'm blasting it"

[@axllaw427]

I would love to see that sign in Detroit

[@pwilson6600]

0:27 'Id rather do a drive thru than a drive by'.

[@Waltur656]

same

[@MoskHotel]

Nah, I like ice cream. Not coffee.

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

It's for dating denise, the first girlfriend.

[@Dslasher99]

" I'm fat, but I ain't outta shape. " " Don't make me trip, get out' my hood! " " My arteries are as thick as my wallet. "

[@dyllanalford5276]

FAT FOOL'S GOT A GUN BITCH

[@JizzyF83]

That last one tho lol

[@magnitudefallout3944]

"DAMN! Now I'm stuck in here..."

[@sammyhiggs4202]

CJ has to be one of the funniest character's I've played lol.

[@sparky4insano]

lololololololololol yes!

[@euralsihsart5227]

yup

[@lukab4679]

There is sounboard trolling with CJ on youtube and you need to see how people get triggered by his insults thinking its a real person saying it LOL

[@Stakkboii]

Lmao right

[@nikolasferreira3247]

@SpidyxKenshin "i smoke cuz it gives me knowledge" - orange 12

[@renja749]

(Steals car) CJ: "I'm too fat to walk anymore, punk."

[@pottytheparrot310]

Geometry Dash Apollo Do ya showah in doo-doo?

[@zenbmonk1016]

Carl Johnson: "What can I say? I'm fat and lazy."

[@cerberus144]

Fat CJ is canon CJ in my heart.

[@CJ_Fino]

muscle cj :v

[@shitboi4138]

I like how CJ's voice is more deeper than skinny/buff CJ.

[@KENSHIROez3260]

and sound tired lol

[@MisterManHack]

jeez. the amount of weird stuff they put in this game is crazy. 3:00 "IMA EAT'CHOO, FOO'!"

[@LuisMagic760]

3:01

[@lupinvash3]

"IMA FLATTEN YOU, FUCKER!!"

[@brettperez9524]

The fat CJ version is the best.

[@cjdawg8268]

k

[@YaBoiChrome]

@@cjdawg8268 any type of CJ is the best CJ

[@cjdawg8268]

@@YaBoiChrome k

[@REDCELL]

"No thanks, I'm too big to get in your house." 9/11 - IGN

[@xLatinAssazzin]

the horses are more annoying than this mission kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXitn3uoisyig68

[@Spitfire_94]

Aw, DAMN! I lost my waffle money...

[@julianramirez8593]

I can’t believe that imma have to eat to commiserate!

[@Gigidag77]

the most tragic quote of the game :(

[@dvdreview7956]

Argh, Look at that shit! 💢>:(

[@cedrickbeal6108]

I'm so upset I gotta eat, now I can have a good meal.

[@willmarsden7657]

Aww damn, I lost my waffle money.

[@themannamesteve5075]

Will Marsden aw shit, lost my breakfast money

[@shawnkenneth3147]

1:16 Aww, damn. I lost my waffle money.

[@rednick4143]

8:11 "Feed me! It's my rights!" My favorite CJ quote.

[@LucarioredLR]

13:41 COME ON THEN SHOOT ME YOU CAN'T MISS

[@noisemarine561]

All we had to do was go to the damn Gym CJ!

[@Ederson31]

lol

[@crashpal]

ryder: "fatso straight fatso"

[@aljaberhk]

* inserts buff big smoke *

[@macrons593]

The one thing Smoke would never say

[@deondrebrown5872]

"Ahh shit my breakfast money" 💀💀💀

[@MackSackDaDomo]

having a fat trevor, franklin and michael with corresponding dialogue/savage roasts would be overwhelmingly hilarious

[@Avrelivs_Gold]

this stuff aint happening these day they think it's not important or offensive to overweight people

[@MAGNUSWAKERS]

On the other side, imagine them as a muscular trio or a combination of fat and muscle. Personally thought Trevor and Michael were lanky gits. I really love when player agency affects the visual aspects to a character.

[@KENSHIROez3260]

Young Maylay is so dedicated when voicing CJ (like Ray Liotta voicing Tommy before him), sucks to know both of them hate their legendary role now, that's just sad and kind of heartbreaking since how much we liked their role.....

[@demochris1786]

Well if Rockstar Games have paid them or maybe they would be more into it, but they didn't, greed is a sin to every game company, if you ever decide to make a company of your own don't let the money turn you into greed

[@PatrickDoran2319]

Yeah, Michael Hollick who voiced Niko Bellic in GTA 4 was also affected by Rockstar’s payment issues. Hollick did state because of this he will never portray Niko again

[@MagicAl5F4781]

Hollick didn’t criticize Rockstar directly, he said the acting unions weren’t doing enough to get videogame actors the royalties they’d get in other media. He doesn’t have time to work on a videogame as long as he’s a Broadway actor who has to be at the theatre six days a week, in a Disney show that will run forever.

[@alexishanes6162]

@@demochris1786Exactly just look at EA Sports

[@FaithfulFumoFan23]

"We shutting down Cluckin' Bell tonight!"

[@sweet7864]

''No.. I like Ice Cream, not Coffee'' lol

[@someoneincognito2070]

*HOT COFFEE*

[@allmightyjesse6334]

🍦

[@ThatShitGood]

Cj ain't no simp 🐺

[@gtwist8065]

9:00 *WE SHUTTIN DOWN CLUCKIN BELL TONIGHT*

[@jackspedicey2144]

''Lady, forgive me, but I am fat and lazy'' LMAOOOO

[@christophewakim3587]

Best one

[@Anquavaous]

Personal Favorites: 1:59 “Naw, I like ice cream, but not coffee.” 2:01 “No thanks, I’m too big to get into yo house.” 2:09 “Man I’m 250, you can’t miss me!” 2:18 “Dayum, now I’m stuck in here!” 3:46 “How the f*ck can you pull ME around?!” 4:00 “Unhand my blubber, a**hole!” 8:58 “My arteries as thick as my wallet now!” 9:09 “Make food, not war that’s my motto!” 9:59 “I gotta do lunch, not do you.” 11:10 “Get off my fat!” 12:35 “Shut ya mouth and bang ya mama.” 12:55 “Whatchu smellin’ me fo? Freak.” 13:41 “Whose big daddy now?!” 13:42 “C’mon then! Shoot back, ya can’t miss!”

[@skyofthelivingdead]

"I'm so upset, I gotta eat" same

[@canaanbrinkman7758]

better dialog than fallout 4

[@raultrashlord4404]

lol

[@morgan0__o]

You mean the stupid 4 wheel bullshit? Ruined the flexibility of dialogue in that game...

[@RescoeZ]

"At least I don't turn people to stone you monster."

[@pottytheparrot310]

6:22 Lunch Money

[@Zuernaxashyr]

13:42 "C'mon then shoot back! You can't miss!" Lmfao! 😂

[@juanboss560]

"I'd rather do a drive thru than a drive by". - Fat CJ 1992.

[@bigkfromtx9526]

"Make food! Not war that's my motto"

[@felisdom2739]

"yeah the car tight...tight for me to get in" 😂 😂😂😂😂😂 CJ had a little something special that no other GTA character has come close to having. I like you Frank, but CJ was the man. Good memories...

[@missfinessa4414]

Felis Dom and Claude refused to talk, maybe he could've had as much humor as CJ

[@turpakiinnisonkko9260]

Felis Dom true

[@Maceta444]

I'm already dying 1 minute in can't believe there's 13 more to go.

[@al112v4]

When Rockstar used to care more about story mode than online.

[@jankjason]

GTA4 was actually heavily story based but its gameplay and freeroaming was very lacking.

[@Avrelivs_Gold]

going into high houses was so cool but yeah not anywhere near sa

[@residentgrigo4701]

Read Dead 2 has way crazier stuff than this, even if Arthur can´t quite reach obesity.

[@LilithSoul4]

take two*

[@Sabin-Sinister]

Gta 5 rushed to release the game and now they only do online shit's *its what I see and my opinion*

[@haywood418]

honestly fat CJ is alot nicer than skinnier CJ

[@CatRamirez9000]

3:06 "Hey There's Muscle Under This Fat Punk!" 😂

[@Joshua-vh6ms]

"Damn now i'm stuck in here"

[@garrettanderson8729]

my own quote: "gimme that car, I can't walk anymore!"

[@VincentK.McMahon]

Garrett Anderson FAT CARL WANTS YOUR RIDE PEEWEE

[@garrettanderson8729]

wogacelli Don't make me walk, I'm to fat to walk.

[@jerichamesclammay3107]

+Garrett Anderson the driver seat better be all the way back, bitch!

[@garrettanderson8729]

Luke Dearey Their better be enough room, bitch!

[@burritofingas]

"Ah, shut up PoPo! Gimme a Pizza." 😆

[@allmightyjesse6334]

🍕

[@nachito2002x]

Can I Get A 🍕 Over Here?

[@lautarodelucia6480]

9:58 "make lunch not love, that's my motto"

[@robbalison]

It's like CJ doesn't care that he's fat and has some laughs about it.

[@f1zz1c]

0:21 "Jesus my heart. I gotta take it easy." lol 4:00 "Unhand my blubber, Asshole!"

[@astropoug7851]

CJ is turning into Big Smoke. This is just part 1

[@abstraction6212]

Only physically not mentally as hes not a rat like smoke

[@RockSolidEJV420]

His body is shaped like a pyramid lol.

[@lucasaldrich5949]

RockSolidEJV420 ROASTED HIS ASS LMAO

[@outking4twty650]

His body is shaped like big chungus

[@fmnrbmbg9736]

The great pyramid of fat cj

[@jamessotelo3336]

Barbara: I could shoot you and no one would say a thing CJ: This conversation giving me an appetite

[@arsyam_7]

Rich CJ : Uh huh.. Uh huh... That's amazing !

[@Boopy357]

@@arsyam_7 Denise: I'm hungry let's go get something to eat! Thug CJ: Shit if it would stop you from giving me a hard time let's go!

[@arrazinebukadnezzar6963]

6:22 Lunch Money!

[@derpydanascarboi5377]

lol

[@XLev450X]

0:49 "Well done, you caught a fat bastard."

[@theincognito3849]

10:18 "Who you callin' a fat slob!?"

[@EmeraldSogeking]

0:26 "I'd rather do a drive-thru than a drive-by." Epic.

[@macrons593]

This is ART. I listen to it whenever i need to feel better :)

[@satiricalzero]

"Aw shut up Po Po...and give me a pizza." Words to live by.

[@Netsaver]

"IMMA EATCHU FOOL!"

[@Gquequeg98]

5:06 "stop sweatin' me, I'm already sweatin" lollolol

[@God-tr4jd]

"oh damn I lost my waffle money" -fat cj

[@PokemonSeries2024]

0:41 "I can't run no more popo." 0:49 "Well done. You caught a fat bastard." 0:53 "You got some spare donuts? I'm hungry." 8:20 "Ah, shut up popo. Give me a pizza." 8:23 "Can i get a pizza over here?" 8:11 "Feed me, it's my rights!" 8:13 "You asshole! I'm too fat to run."

[@115DLM__]

Never heard these quotes. Funny as hell XD

[@BubulinisAntonAdrian]

Because CJ needs to kill more people, jack cars, aim at people with gun, response to people and running and sometimes when you have a wanted level one star or something and you are on foot you can hear him, and when you crash with car due to 1 to 6 wanted level stars ;)

[@BubulinisAntonAdrian]

Yees you right!

[@juanboss560]

Most likely because you never had CJ fat.

[@KK-un7jb]

Me neither.

[@danvoncarr]

After years of playing this, I found out about this yesterday! I love how he speaks a bit out of breath!

[@DovydasRybakas]

"We shutting down Cluckin' Bell tonight" "I'ma come in quiet if ya'll feed me"

[@lonestar98]

Damn bro a full 15 mins of exlusively fat lines is a hello of a lot, makes me want to play a fat CJ playthrough now

[@Greg74948]

"You're ruining my appetite, get lost!" XD

[@SavoxYT]

After a while it sounds like CJ is arguing with himself.

[@jerichamesclammay3107]

LUNCH MONEY!

[@pensamiento3867]

13:40 "Who's big daddy now?" *Dies*

[@madpilgrim9610]

"Yeah the car tight. Tight for me to get IN!" 😆 Click on 4:41 for the quote from big boned CJ.

[@oldrandomcomputing6247]

"We shuttin down cluckin bell tonight!"

[@afootless5994]

Damn I lost my waffle money

[@pottytheparrot310]

super king "Lunch Money"

[@ZRHTrainspotter]

11:04 nobody jacks big cj

[@dvdreview7956]

Nobody jacks big daddie

[@ZRHTrainspotter]

He says CJ

[@ashwath5733]

@@ZRHTrainspotterhe says that afterwards

[@bluemostwanted2220]

POLICE: Mr. Johnson, you under arrested! CJ: Give me some eat!

[@fikriizzudinnoor848]

9:42 is my favourite 😂😂

[@waruru9219]

"I'd rather do a drive thru than a drive by" This line alone makes CJ one of the best video game characters ever.

[@herzeleid0281]

I like how he sounds like he's out of breath

[@MrFuggleGuggle]

The extra heavy breathing is hilariously realistic, but, also reminds me of all my overweight relatives and family friends who died when they were in their 40s and early 50s...

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Fat CJ is a better protagonist than CJ, change my mind.

[@cntrn-ti6xy]

I purposely made him fat in my save files just to always hear these lovely quotes.

[@KODAKCAR4]

"Yeah, This car's tight...Tight for me to get in."

[@wellwhale1768]

0:43 best line

[@dvdreview7956]

I’m tired of running and I’m tired of your shit

[@nmpcreative3034]

8:20 aw shut up popo! Gimme a pizza 😂😂

[@danpro2339]

0:36 sorry i got negative self-image.

[@supersnow17]

1:46 fat acceptance movement people in a nutshell

[@SuperHops]

1:59 was the one that got me

[@tzttschvn]

yeah the car tight... tight for me to get in... - CJ

[@razor8704]

12:37 Hey little man, go be little someplace else

[@thex2051]

Hahahahahahahaha -/

[@HUNTER-rb9lc]

10:00 "I gotta do lunch, not do you"

[@theincognito3849]

2:28 "Don't make me bust your ass for that!"

[@dharindc25]

These quotes always have me dying of laughter!!

[@ZRHTrainspotter]

2:07 i ain't up for a walk

[@Maxe_35]

0:48 "well done you caught a fat bastard"

[@Colynthesavage]

More like 0:49

[@dvdreview7956]

1:22 UGH! Look at dat shit!

[@Hensley316]

You got some donuts we can eat? Anyone got some spare donuts? I'm hungry. (LMFAO) I'M PLAYING!

[@arsyam_7]

*"Ah man. I hate walking !"* *- Big CJ (1992)* Timestamp : 3:49

[@MrRomanGladiator2503]

Alternate title: Laughing for 14 minutes by CJ calling himself Fat while arguing with random peds minding their own bussiness

[@bigmanornstein]

*eats train* Big Smoked

[@princas2487]

''you got some doughnuts we can eat?'' xDDDD

[@LuisMagic760]

Hello Franklin

[@soiboi4497]

These quotes alone have more effort put into them than cyberpunk

[@williamstorey9399]

10:23 imma put you to sleep punk and 3:00 imma eat you fool 😂😂😂

[@muhammadrevandnazlallailfa8801]

4:59 *Big Smoke Left The Chat*