Grand Theft Auto San Andreas - Carl Johnson "CJ" Quotes

[@fatbuddy719]

49:14 CJ singing

[@abhinav4331]

Totally Kyle's I actually heard when playing express your self one

[@AttackerPictures]

I just came for this

[@jonnyhuston7220]

Warm it up Kane warm it up CJ warm it up Kane.

[@jonnyhuston7220]

Niek Warnas Move yo body doo doo doo move yo body!

[@uncolorr]

Singing game shaker xD

[@Jayman1788]

8:44 My favourite quote:)

[@rodrigokuhnen7019]

the car is that non-touching thing😤

[@xyns4402]

you legend, i heard this like a week ago and i just found it. ++++++RESPECT

[@MetalHeadRed954]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@adityashandilya2789]

Ma kho Ma fukin khoo

[@ogs72v]

Made me just as mad as him That someone scratched up the whip 😤

[@super.hero.landing]

CJ is a very caring person.

[@DMac4214]

100 like

[@kramtimerboi1605]

Prodigy yeah and so is Ryder he is a caring person to

[@super.hero.landing]

Lol how did I get +100 likes?

[@franklinclinton249]

Prodigy Yeah, and that's why he's my cousin! :D

[@johnny8566]

@@franklinclinton249 he ain't your cousin. You're a buster. You killed trevor

[@Snypor]

39:34 _" Oh look, a gun. "_

[@therealmikael1281]

Ain’t that a surprise”

[@EmeraldSogeking]

@@therealmikael1281 I got a gun

[@fadilakbar8483]

@@EmeraldSogeking you happy now?

[@HENRIQUE-ly9cn]

Agaragã

[@Vaporstruck]

ain't that a surprise? agaragã

[@epicanimations68]

45:10 That escalated quickly.

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

E

[@jamescambay9998]

36:39 45:59

[@basedbattledroid3507]

He's got a love hate relationship with hisself

[@seakale4513]

39:34 is one of my favourite CJ quotes

[@Gael-San015]

Agaragã

[@carljohnsoncj8653]

thats me

[@LifeEnjoyer463]

aye you going to get killed if you stay here much longer!

[@nbodycontv2795]

carl Johnson/ All You Have Too Do Is Follow The Damn Train Cj!

[@Ghun-q3o]

carl Johnson/ CJ GSF 4Life

[@MineVinnyHN]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

[@gdl8071]

carl Johnson/ CJ what in the f@ck's name are you doing?

[@sliccbacc]

50:06 cj knife murder quotes

[@felixash9716]

“Carl Johnson,nice to meet ya” “Life’s a bitch huh?” “Good night bitch!” 😂

[@laurentiusmcmxcv]

Gunaibitch

[@ismailefesahingoz2266]

Wow I never heard those. And his stomach sounds like he is growling in the next minute lol

[@voila999]

1:16:23 sounds like hes flirting with himself

[@John_Danna]

Lol

[@xshock__]

HAHAHAHAH

[@r_12k.]

Aha Keep Talking, This so interesting

[@maroon3384]

@@r_12k. A-ha, Yeah

[@Abraxas0101]

😂

[@eternallygone]

40% bitch 40% fool 20% normal speech That's why we love this character

[@riel8808]

1% popo

[@speedpetertv]

100% Picked the wrong house

[@amir.music2005]

@@speedpetertv big smoke🗿

[@MrMeehan1993]

Haha lol

[@lawrencecambay1198]

36:43

[@robertoa780]

I played the game like for 10 years and I only heard like the 50% of this...

[@omarfoley373]

which copy u got?

[@unclebrotha6098]

+Omar foley that's a good point lol The copy really makes a difference.

[@omarfoley373]

Uncle Brotha yea cuz I got the copy that has the girl and the background is like a dirty yellow I guess and the all black one from the 3 pack set and there's a distinct difference

[@omarfoley373]

I quess one is uncut and one isn't

[@Theoddvault]

José Roberto Alván it depends on your situation on the game.

[@Lazy034]

33:53 Heavy breathing stealth action

[@antony123pei]

It looks like a rhino

[@Hexstared]

*d i c k*

[@Fabio-Galante]

45:44 - Go girl ... I hope you're a girl . LOL

[@bluehatgaming6012]

@Max Ramirez its a trap

[@YUMAToff]

Shit CJ, shit

[@seum.]

Those lines are from Hot Coffe mod

[@happygardevoir]

Narancia: *sweats*

[@idc4089]

WTF...😂😂

[@MISTAH.X]

47:34 *me talking to myself*

[@tuanz8009]

Mr. X nope, it’s you speaking to Nemesis but you’re weak

[@fvckrem]

I do that too because of my low self esteem

[@Mohamed-vx8rc]

You killed me 😂😂😂

[@MrSyeddi]

step 1: call ex step 2:play this

[@grassman5585]

good tip

[@koppirecords]

MrSyeddi OMG THX

[@koppirecords]

MrSyeddi IM NOT SINGLE ENY MORE

[@TheMariusz700]

Hahaha, you've killed me with this xD

[@hackzplayz7921]

MrSyeddi step 3?

[@jimmymcgill3897]

49:00 he said a ryder quote...

[@idc4089]

"Get outta my face" is Kendl's quote...

[@BadenSondami]

​@@idc4089ryder says that if the player bumps into him during a mission

[@muhammadrevandnazlallailfa8801]

49:14 *express yourself cuz Grove street*

[@money6699]

CRUSH...KILL...DESTROYYYYYYYY

[@happygardevoir]

@@money6699 Bully yus

[@money6699]

@@happygardevoir yeah before he change his name this guy was named russell and he was got his picture nice see brothas

[@money6699]

@@happygardevoir i still love this game i got platined on ps4✌

[@bluehatgaming6012]

He sounds like luigi from mario if he was a crack addicted that escaped rehab

[@retrowarlord4326]

11:22 best part

[@junnescondes3583]

Orange grove like that? Whats happening? -balla fool

[@Truxyric]

OGF FOR LIFE

[@A.Gelman1]

@@junnescondes3583 it was grove street beta name

[@Gemidori]

43:35 *DID YOU STEAL YOUR LICENSE*

[@kippy4222]

ImSpidey2 i love that one thats funny one lol

[@filthyfrank8049]

Whatcho you been drinking?

[@EmeraldSogeking]

FOO YOU HIT ME

[@ju-kr3yf]

Ahhhh man thanks for that

[@pennylanetescoplus]

When someone hits me in the side skirt

[@ryder4125]

Same old CJ,Busta! Straight Busta!

[@demetrisross17]

You’re dead mate

[@anakin3913]

Ryder Nigga

[@ChrisVideosGreek]

0:00:00 1. set the speed at 2 2. call Big Smoke to sing the (what big smoke say) song 3. set Big Smoke's speed at 0.25 4. everybody say XD

[@ryanhubbard4491]

*da* *fuck*

[@JesseHOH]

He killed you my dude

[@Disnatinyorjow]

Rude Words : 94.98% Singing : 06.00% Polite words : 00.02%

[@cerebalkryptic3052]

@@ManyalLoMasGrandeQueHay 100.02

[@kor6bigtime592]

@@cerebalkryptic3052 noob

[@cerebalkryptic3052]

@@kor6bigtime592 ill take that L my b.

[@kor6bigtime592]

@@cerebalkryptic3052 lol nice and humble. A true man!

[@cerebalkryptic3052]

@@kor6bigtime592 appreciated

[@brunojabami9841]

39:41 Don't blame me,blame society. Most philosofic quote i ever heard lmfaoooo

[@Jetblck]

Yeah it's society fault that a mf is stealing cars and killing people

[@n8bayonet]

Gamer quote

[@wellwhale1768]

49:22 my fav

[@aibashamusic]

40:17 49:22

[@RafaielGames]

okay me too

[@julia2k8]

😂😂😂😂

[@Matheus.binitin4130]

53:38 The best speak of the CJ hahahahaha

[@Ahmed-cn6hj]

Quote*

[@arsyam_7]

When CJ car-crashing in four-stars or more wanted level.

[@averagereinhardtmain6572]

Ｐｕｎｋａｓｓｂｉｔｃｈ

[@jonnyhuston7220]

Ima put you to sleep punk

[@ronloc3309]

@@Ahmed-cn6hj *t h e b e s t s p e a k o f t h e C J*

[@lucasaldrich5949]

27:26 "U BEEN DRINKIN BRAKE FLUID????!!!!!" ABOUT CHOKED ON MY FOOD

[@christophersanborn5499]

Lucas Aldrich How can anybody drink brake fluid? You'd think that THAT would be disgusting for someone to drink...? LOL, true?

[@cerebalkryptic3052]

@@christophersanborn5499 bro, you ruined the joke by getting too in depth 😔

[@cerebalkryptic3052]

@@christophersanborn5499 ik ur comment is 2 years old 😂

[@rickyRofficial]

My favorite: 5:26 - 8:00 8:10 - 8:20 8:40 - 10:00 10:29 10:36 - 11:00 15:55 - 16:20 22:50 - 23:05 28:22 - 28:47 34:30 - 35:21 37:26 - 38:01 38:09 - 38:18 39:24 -43:33 43:43 - 52:30 53:39 1:08:47 1:08:58

[@Jorge-E]

8:44 "My Car!! My Fucking Car!!!"

[@hiirienmetsastaja0006]

Jorge Eliezer 😅

[@Xxchux]

Jorge Eliezer

[@Jorge-E]

alencar germiniani Yeah?

[@xyns4402]

@@Jorge-E he wanted to say ++++++++++RESPECT

[@dasleepykay]

15:58 "Ay somebody lost a dog? I had a dog once and looked alot like you" dead lol

[@berxwedan1213]

“Yeah? Well I’ve never seen a talkin’ horse before.”

[@LilKwann]

“Yeah, well u one ugly bitch”

[@Hamood..17]

Ive heard this quote before but I don’t know where ??

[@idc4089]

@@berxwedan1213 🤣🤣🤣

[@familybroakajonny]

"Aw man, forget you loser"

[@uncolorr]

0:31 "You better stop treating me like a bitch, bitch" - JOHNSON, Carl

[@sliccbacc]

1:14:53 cj still has heart hahaha

[@NogaroChase]

40:17 "You dropped a bomb on me"

[@trickpeso]

And then the "yeep-ye-ye-yepp ye yeep"

[@somedude5581]

@@trickpeso And then right after he's like:"No, no way not my style." As if he wasn't just jammin out😂

[@bluehatgaming6012]

@@trickpeso derp

[@FootLettuce]

*Dropped a molotov on the ballas Ballas scream and run while burning like in hell, but all that sounds like music to CJ

[@Ezekial2517]

10:34 “Blame society, fool!” Love that line

[@Veekron]

This is exact moment when CJ becomes The Joker

[@FourKaiju]

This game was a dictionary of cuss words for me as a kid.

[@milanmalfait9914]

You made my day!

[@grandmasterblueberryice4882]

4Kaiju truu

[@michaelmontano4280]

4Kaiju mine too!!!🙌🙌🙌😎

[@isaacster5027]

4Kaiju yeah bro I was just thinking how much trouble I'd be in if my mom walked in on me watching this 😂

[@DannyBirchTheAnimeLoverGamer]

Indeed!

[@HusainSaffar]

0:00:00 Gangsta CJ (2-6 stars) 0:05:16 Normal CJ (2-3 stars) 0:11:47 Rich CJ 0:18:37 Gangsta CJ 0:33:29 Normal CJ 0:51:38 Normal CJ (4-6 stars) 0:54:39 Gangsta Thug CJ 1:05:52 Thug CJ kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKbLiommjJyjoJI Fat CJ

[@rainbowsixsiegeandgamesand9511]

12:52 this is very scarry

[@davidriley9194]

27:27 “You been drinking brake fluid!?” I’m dying!!!😂😂😂

[@doomsday1905]

LOL that was funny tho

[@arrazinebukadnezzar6963]

8:44 MY CAR! MY FUCKIN CAR!!! 27:37 You hit me buster! I'ma hit you back! 35:24 Come on! BITCH! 37:04 OUT Ladies!

[@GEREX94]

48:46 the best one xD

[@GunsNGames1]

*Is my constitutional right bitch!*

[@Мойевропейскийжидобандеровский]

Very murican!

[@happygardevoir]

*pulls out gun and plays this*

[@TD55_00]

Constitutional Right Defines: Prerogative A Duty, Power Restraint Of Power, Recognized Established Sovereign State. ETC

[@andreivictor293]

Constitutional right yes but felons loose the right lol

[@sierragarcia805]

0:06: "You better lock me up 'cause otherwise you're dead!"

[@AlejandroGarcia-es1ud]

0:07

[@FlowSINISTER]

43:33 real fun starts here lmfao

[@EC-uc3lr]

Carl Johnson, my favorite GTA character

[@shermanzuki]

52:31 this quote gets me every time lol

[@kevinwallace2914]

16:03 I ain't never seen a talking horse before😂😂😂

[@jovarheopangalila5476]

Shit son

[@sonicninja7814]

mlp *coff*

[@ksanders249]

Classic engery 👍🏾

[@happygardevoir]

"Aw man forget you *loser*"

[@idc4089]

LMAO

[@sliccbacc]

1:13:46 damn cj is scary

[@frostbite9071]

34:38 Ah! What you doing to my WHEEEELS?

[@Nateskers]

Bro do you know I was going up and down this video for this one line. You saved me

[@abdiyusuf3855]

39:53 one of my favourites

[@sliccbacc]

13:01 cj deep voice

[@junnescondes3583]

Lol

[@Hecx000]

43:53 Aaa cheese! 🧀

[@falanfilanfalanfilan1314]

Lol

[@trapandextremebass7869]

It's Aah!! Jesus

[@benjaminhazell9417]

@@trapandextremebass7869 no its aah jeez

[@safeus2]

Jeez

[@jasonw4190]

Hello

[@DJViniRF]

16:55 Agaragã

[@zuruckloko4172]

kkkkkkkj

[@redead8513]

ViniGunner a got a gun

[@Zinjai5]

@@redead8513 Agaragã

[@BrunoSantosW]

39:30 agaragã 2.0

[@slowjj8088]

AgaraGranada tem 9,16 Mi de inscritos

[@trapandextremebass7869]

27:38😂😂"You hit me busta,I will hit you back"

[@alyrose18]

36:51 - 37:02 got me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MaxOnVox]

hahahahahaha holy shit

[@LifeEnjoyer463]

"off"

[@Recep_uA]

Carl Johnson 😂😂😂😂😂

[@notenoughsalsa4668]

alyrose18 Don't mind me, I'm having this bike

[@davidriley9194]

Get off that bike!!

[@isaiah7590]

43:34 love that line

[@skullmemeproductions]

I like when he talks "What kind of license you got!? Fishing license!?"

[@LilReaper059]

DID U STEAL YO LICENSE?

[@suhaibm5463]

@@skullmemeproductions bitch license not fishing

[@The.Man...]

53:13 - some of his getting chased by cops lines 5:18 for "I'm about to lose my TEMPUH!!!"

[@sliccbacc]

The Man I like give me a break

[@TheShveyn04]

"Time Code" 0:18 3:22 Get to fuck out here! 5:20 Screw you! 5:33 FUCK YOU! 10:00 12:23 WHAT THE FUCK? 12:52 I need a long time if you know what i mean. 13:06 XP 20:00 35:23 (Nobody's Punches CJ) 36:00 36:51 37:02 40:06 First Singing for CJ 40:17 45:44 "Go girl, I hope you're a girl." 45:51 "Go girl, I hope you're a girl." - Muffled? 47:34 48:24 49:15 Second Singing for CJ 49:23 50:00 1:16:23

[@IX_4]

FINISH IT

[@GEREX94]

28:04 I'M YOU' WORST NIGHTMARE FOOL, SO GIVE'UP!!!

[@ScottRichards10]

39:41 - "Don't blame me, blame society." 39:53 - "Ahhh, just fuck you then!" Love those two!

[@cozyerin3382]

Tenpenny disliked this video

[@michaelgachalife6209]

@C I A hes a Ghost

[@user-vc3hx1pk2p]

I don't

[@litelleo]

I actually killed you

[@VVguy1]

Po-po

[@TheLaggyGamerGC]

43:00 "Bully your wife, not me!"

[@seansweetjohnson69]

39:34 "Oh look, a gun." "Ain't that a surprise I got a gun!"

[@familybroakajonny]

U happy now?

[@fl3xc.]

Hey sweet

[@rafinhagameplay0725]

agaragã

[@НемањаКовачев]

49:20 I'm dead Edit:What the fuck when did i post this?

[@rapbattle5599]

Your R.I.P

[@omarburhan2545]

Well u dead only by chicken sound((corrective C.J))😂😂😂

[@GunsNGames1]

Rollercoastah huhuuuhuuuhuuu

[@DATEK3CIVIC]

""Don't blame me blame yourself"

[@hygorpereira7321]

Don't blame me blame society.

[@ryanhubbard4491]

*DON'T* *BLAME* *ME* *BLAME* *SOCIETY*

[@umapessoaaleatoria420]

48:57

[@sliccbacc]

35:33 cj quotes saying he doesn’t bang

[@conservaserva5958]

1:15:57

[@sliccbacc]

@@conservaserva5958 bang as in gang baning 😂

[@UwUTeevee]

49:22 Carl Jackson 😂

[@ianoconnell8678]

34:33 you hit me fool

[@truewarrior9923]

The best GTA protagonist from the best GTA game.

[@X-GamerPro-HD]

40:17. “Ya yo dropped a bomb on me”

[@randomslav4721]

Yeepyaapyeepyapte

[@DoubleM-hf6ih]

Never gets old

[@f0lzen]

I have spent at least 1000 hours playing this game since its release in 2004 and tbh I had not heard about 80 % of that awesomeness!

[@nicholasgrassia]

Me too brooo

[@brianelkins7561]

He said fool 136 times

[@TD55_00]

Fool Count 136 Fools/Minute 1.50

[@DannyBirchTheAnimeLoverGamer]

Every single time it's been said.

[@raulmirut6519]

07:36 IM A PSYCHO =))))))

[@emrewest8788]

Ahhaahhaha

[@idc4089]

😂😂😂

[@Zygothknightlord]

He's a psycho in sometimes.

[@JuanPablo-vz5xd]

6:43 pure gold

[@hiirienmetsastaja0006]

5:40 😃😃

[@brandonmcduffie757]

This is fuckin impressive man. So many lines of dialogue recorded for this game. I wonder how long it took record all these lines. And these are just the quotes, not even the cutscenes

[@radikaroum6757]

37:22-38:00 I am having your ride dear... i am having this car... Give me this fucking car 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KLAUS-lp8lr]

0:18 when CJ sees someone with the coronavirus

[@grovestreetgrovestreetthek9254]

Lol

[@idc4089]

Trevor: Go (*) yourself!

[@Groove4lyf3]

Hahahahah you homie

[@idc4089]

CJ says it if the police are after him...

[@TheTark180]

LOL

[@lissetteherrera-gauci2303]

Nobody punches cj.

[@CMDR_Belisario]

This video really helped me to insult in english. One of the best tutorials I ever learned.

[@GEREX94]

"CARL YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, GANG BANGING COCKSUCKER!!!" Esas palabras me llegaron al alma! Inspiraron quién soy! XD

[@Alan742]

@@GEREX94 jsjsjs que pedo

[@maciel5049]

Sería mas piola poder entender inglés y lo que dice

[@bkohler89]

LMFAO I'M DYING XDThis one is one of my top favorites, 16:03: "oh ya, well I've never seen a talking horse before". I love how he goes from pissed to calm to pissed off again lmfao

[@XLev450X]

49:33 "Uhhh, no way."

[@i8lvm_1738]

He is not believing him self

[@Bartkikox]

40:09 MOVE YOUR BODY UHM

[@peugeotchevrolethyundaifan4736]

35:21 my Favorite meme quote

[@ecabral92]

53:26 CJ screaming to the police. 👊🏾👮🏻‍♂️

[@allmightyjesse6334]

COP ASSHOLE!!!!! 😡👮‍♀️

[@jaroslavegypt1326]

43:32 Did you steal you license XD

[@chriskelley3580]

43:35

[@Dominik-ij4qm]

1:15:57

[@claudeakel]

Zeddexx Dom BANG BANG BANG

[@TomasUjhelyi]

dominik rds' dude thank you so much for the time stamp

[@dezynjikReal]

BATYA V ZDANII

[@davidiusco2431]

Chief keef

[@mockespnnetwork2710]

RIP!

[@iamjuniorbarnes2609]

1:14 1:15 30:12 22:31 34:25 34:30 42:06 43:26 44:04 33:10 - Imagine CJ spending time with his kids... 0:01 34:50 1:11:22 42:04 33:10 33:16 33:32 - Imagine CJ spending time with his wife...

[@MegaSquishy]

This is what CJ want to tell big smoke after telling him all we had to do was follow the damn train CJ

[@XLev450X]

47:02 "Go away lady, please."

[@XLev450X]

47:08 "I'm asking you nicely, go away."

[@clintjosephpalapal1118]

49:13 CJ Rappin & Singin homie!

[@Pastelcio]

2:49 *ubisoft*

[@idc4089]

You be sucked! 😂

[@GachaB]

59:17 "Guess it's true, you can't take it with you" CJ's referencing one of Mike Andrews' ad on the radio lmao ("You can't take the money with you when you die, even I can't!")

[@Computador_Acer]

Genius 😂

[@The.Man...]

1:06:56 - 1:06:59 these 2 quotes, oh god XD 1:04:27 - 1:04:30 one of the most hilarious quotes

[@sliccbacc]

Don’t hit me, I might cry 😂

[@ronloc3309]

I had a difficult *cHiĘæLdhood*

[@PeterJustGames]

I remember the buff version of CJ responded to people in the street with "Yeah, I lift weights cuz I feel all empty inside" or "I lift weights cuz I find my life empty" lol. Btw, San Andreas is coming to PS4!!! I'm gonna buy it and finish it again! I haven't played it in so long and I never played it on console either so it's going to be awesome!

[@PeterJustGames]

+Kris W I just bought San Andreas for PS4 on the PlayStation store :) I'm waiting for it to download.

[@PeterJustGames]

+Kris W Nah :/

[@miguelalencar8892]

You look hot

[@sliccbacc]

yeah haha

[@LilKwann]

1:04:00 51:19 58:54 1:50 4:24 23:34 31:12 11:15 16:50 58:12 1:03:20 1:06:16 1:16:00

[@LilKwann]

@SAVage GaMinG Lime 311R off

[@LilKwann]

@SAVage GaMinG Lime 311R lol 😂

[@LilKwann]

46:37

[@LilKwann]

50:06

[@NinjaXFiles]

42:43 That damn breathing noise. It used to freak me out when I was younger. Specially when playing with mods.

[@JJ-zs4cw]

0:54 3:24 6:02 7:38 9:14

[@williamrivera1130]

I'm going to say this to my bully

[@williamrivera1130]

he fucken pisses me off, and I might end up with bone popping out my throte, but it's worth it

[@TheMariusz700]

And what happened? :D

[@SOLIDSHEDD]

*fuckin'

[@williamrivera1130]

Nope he went to prison for attempted murder

[@williamrivera1130]

Not me but my parents

[@maurogoncalves6824]

Man I love you, thank you for this video.

[@TomasUjhelyi]

8:37 Come on, tough guy! Cracks me up everytime. CJ, such a badass

[@klayton2254]

That CJ is a Scout!

[@Matheus84622]

28:08 *"You should've stayed at home."*

[@tunnelin5483]

43:45 my fav part.

[@MariaSanchez-ku2gr]

X2

[@WCP4RM4N]

X3

[@MiggyV2]

34:41 How you allowed to drive if you blind?? LOL

[@zimkun3544]

*how you allowed to drive if you blind*

[@ju-kr3yf]

Woozie: ***TRIGGERED***

[@conservaserva5958]

yeah, after Cj bumps someone who drives correctly