Joke Of The Day IDK if that was a pun, but it's saucy
@bluejumperskullman15847 жыл бұрын
tim, you salty dog you.
@pepperonipizza82007 жыл бұрын
E X T R A T H I C C !
@WestSydneyFootball7 жыл бұрын
gonna have to add (GONE SEXUAL) to the title.
@AsterDXZ8 жыл бұрын
*Tim eyes his mound of cocaine in the thumbnail* "Heh"
@MisterDutch938 жыл бұрын
AsterDXZ I found this most particular drug one time when I went to Colombia, about thirty years ago.
@3enjoy38 жыл бұрын
MisterDutch93 And it produces the most wonderful effect.
@MisterDutch938 жыл бұрын
3enjoy3 Quite extraordinary,really. Heh.
@ThreeLetters38 жыл бұрын
AsterDXZ that's what I was thinking
@NarutoSSj67 жыл бұрын
+MisterDutch93 you snort it with this magnificent, Japanese engineered device, marvellous heh. Tim for pimp and dealer of the year!
@DavidWatts8 жыл бұрын
That ending!
@ZixxTheLegend8 жыл бұрын
David Watts
@JakaneVideos8 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, thats an understatement.
@Cushpot7 жыл бұрын
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fantastic
@bojackson30736 жыл бұрын
Wonderful idea.
@RyogaCraft5 жыл бұрын
That is the coolest thing ive seen in my entire life
@Waffles_Syrup8 жыл бұрын
God, that piano thing with the reflective hemisphere cylinder is really cool, I need to see more of those
@falaicha8 жыл бұрын
Waffles Syrup once again youtube comment didnt disappoint me.
@theEarlofChip8 жыл бұрын
Was in suspense for what sound Tim would make finally at the end. "Heh!" didn't seem likely. I expected a breathy "wowww!", but he has other noises in is repertoire as well. I won't ruin the surprise for you if you're browsing the comments.
@eriklindstrom4998 жыл бұрын
Earl C. Thanks for not spoiling, that wait for the mystery sound was very exciting
@ekoz8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not spoiling. That final sound REALLY caught me off guard.
@JackPorter8 жыл бұрын
i don't even know how to write the spoiler...
@ThereWillBeAChange7 жыл бұрын
He says PHEW
@purplelizard23487 жыл бұрын
ThereWillBeAChange monster
@memethanYT8 жыл бұрын
"Heh" - God
@daddypig50818 жыл бұрын
Nathan Clark - Nothing Serious yes
@456asd6548 жыл бұрын
From: God To: Women
@ConcernedCalcium8 жыл бұрын
you ruined it
@PurgedGyrum8 жыл бұрын
hmm, heh/10
@ConcernedCalcium8 жыл бұрын
Slyceth Spookghetti high
@armchairgeneralissimo8 жыл бұрын
6:56 My mother has a mirror just like that.
@Stingetan8 жыл бұрын
Jesus, man
@BlazeChronicGreen4208 жыл бұрын
do you watch the pictures as she uses it?
@bartman56937 жыл бұрын
Wow I didn't expect to see this many dildo jokes here.
@GFKCEG6 жыл бұрын
Catholic Priest and she lets you play with mom's mirror
@bash65555 жыл бұрын
Das a dildo
@Simok12348 жыл бұрын
Tim actually said Pokemon correctly unlike 95% of everyone ever! Bless him.
@donaloflynn4 жыл бұрын
I've never heard anyone mispronounce it. How have you heard people say it?
@Simok12344 жыл бұрын
@@donaloflynn most people say Pokie Mawn, its Pokay Mon because it's a Japanese shortened version of Pocket Monsters.
@donaloflynn4 жыл бұрын
Simok1234 I’ve never heard anyone say that here in Ireland.
@Simok12344 жыл бұрын
@Shkits Pokeeeemawn makes you sound like a little kid.
@Bargadiel3 жыл бұрын
@Joe Brown Why not pronounce things right?
@Mehmetyldrm_8 жыл бұрын
Tim I want to have you as a grandfather
@tahaistheboss988 жыл бұрын
Kartal Yıldırım stand in line behind everyone else
@Mehmetyldrm_8 жыл бұрын
Taha Ragheed Why can't we ALL be his grandsons and daughters?
@900bz8 жыл бұрын
Kartal Yıldırım u wanna share your toys?
@Mehmetyldrm_8 жыл бұрын
900bz no.
@spiderfarmsltd.94858 жыл бұрын
too late buddy
@LunaDevaKitty8 жыл бұрын
These videos almost need to be recorded in 60 fps to do that last toy justice.
@BiggerbyteNet8 жыл бұрын
Marty Hardblush pic noice
@LunaDevaKitty8 жыл бұрын
BiggerByte You bet.
@BiggerbyteNet8 жыл бұрын
..
@LunaDevaKitty8 жыл бұрын
BiggerByte Always waiting and anticipating.
@Baxbax8 жыл бұрын
I pooped my pants
@Ximares8 жыл бұрын
The picture where the artist's face appeared if you look at it with a cylindrical mirror was so amazing!
@mimilian58268 жыл бұрын
My God :D The way Tim peaks out from behind the Euler's Disc kills me :D
@iAmTheSquidThing8 жыл бұрын
0:30 "Nowadays they usually have pigs in them" Well, of course. What else?
@LADY_JEMIMA_FORTESCUE8 жыл бұрын
take that back
@botttttle7 жыл бұрын
PIGGY WIGGY lol piggy wiggy
@4cqker8 жыл бұрын
At 10:00 or so we can see Tim have a 'Nam flashback as the choppers fly in and save him from the Viet Cong.
@ozmond3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he’s American
@ancilodon8 жыл бұрын
I've known a few ladies who kept "zoom scopes" in their bedroom dressers. But they never had any picture tubes that I saw. I wonder where they kept them.
@contractualnews94885 жыл бұрын
Those also smelled like fish. Heh.
@ammagon45195 жыл бұрын
My mom has one but it's kinda rubbery for some reason
@krakowski_62374 жыл бұрын
I've seen a few with two hemispheres at the base, quite strange indeed!
@alisonparenzee1333 жыл бұрын
Stop now. 😂😂
@10storm978 жыл бұрын
6:54 Tim whips out his vibrator
@unclaimedstorage8 жыл бұрын
my brain added the buzzzzz
@JACKCRD8 жыл бұрын
10storm97 hahah, thinking the same thing
@xtfoxhypocrisy71898 жыл бұрын
"vibrating touch"
@darriusswannegan25617 жыл бұрын
Heh
@ilanzatonski88267 жыл бұрын
It's not a vibrator it's just a dildo
@manoflego1238 жыл бұрын
The Jules Verne one is just fantastic, I'd love a large scale print of that to put under a glass tabletop.
@jogiff8 жыл бұрын
Same here. I was mildly impressed by the drawing and was expecting for the election to be underwhelming. But when I saw it I had to exclaim, "Holy sh*t!"
@d3v1lsummoner8 жыл бұрын
jogiff My surprise was lost because it was clear it was the picture in the thumbnail, but the result was fantastic. Like most of Tim's things, it's amazing but ephemeral and if not for him sharing it, it would be mostly forgotten.
@lawrencecalablaster5687 жыл бұрын
TheBartolonomicron Istvan Oroz is absolutely incredible :)
@Qwarzz7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that sort of picture has been done as a floor and a reflective pillar. Would imagine it to be pretty impressive, if it works at that scale.
@ContactingTheDead5 жыл бұрын
6:54 *My sister has that exact same mirror in her dresser!*
@blutheblooper12808 жыл бұрын
giritina is the Pokemon in the mirror thing
@skullcrushers10008 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@Dezorbo8 жыл бұрын
1:48
@vejymonsta30068 жыл бұрын
thanks, I was trying to figure out what that was.
@YanLikesStuff8 жыл бұрын
Giratina*
@blutheblooper12808 жыл бұрын
yeah
@amyharris88018 жыл бұрын
I live for Tim saying "Shapely legs".
@Ivansky18 жыл бұрын
Amy Harris That's It!?
@amyharris88018 жыл бұрын
Ivansky1 My only motivation.
@Novum_YT3 жыл бұрын
5:12 I'm not sure Tim realized how naughty these playing cards are!
@charliedavidson4925 Жыл бұрын
OH, MY GOODNESS! THOSE CARDS ARE SCANDALOUS! IVE REWATCHED THESE VIDEOS MANY TIMES OVER. I NEVER NOTICED THAT.
@trancehi8 жыл бұрын
7:28 omg, zoom scope........fantastic concept
@MrGreenToS8 жыл бұрын
10:05 when your real life starts to glitch out
@HEWHOTAWNS8 жыл бұрын
"Tim looks over his vast drug empire realising how far he has come, and how many people bow down do his very feet. But he hasn't paid the Russian maifia and he knows they are coming after him. Any day now he know the Russian mafia will make him kick the bucket and in his honour he decides to do one last line and finally. One, last, heh."
@Fraude_fiscale45 жыл бұрын
He calls a mysterious number on his phone "Hello John wick?"
@ggw17768 жыл бұрын
I can't tell what Pokemon that is, Giratina?
@RoboGuy2K8 жыл бұрын
Looks like it
@montef3688 жыл бұрын
Tony123C yes.
@SpikeShroom8 жыл бұрын
Tim's fan base is the best thing ever XD
@Straw_Hat_Gamer8 жыл бұрын
That disk had me laughing for how long it was going XD
@TehNinth8 жыл бұрын
3:58 "like modern art" I'm wheezing
@adityamodi10477 жыл бұрын
10:35 that moment when we wait for Tim's reaction!
@megamegaO8 жыл бұрын
It does my heart good, when I see another Tim video....more than 5 minutes long :)
@Wildestleaf8 жыл бұрын
Who's that Pokemon? It's giratina! "Giratina's battle cry plays"
@monkeyman29008 жыл бұрын
MrTardman81 HYAUGHBLJKMPFBPPSHHHHHH
@theCreepyFriendly8 жыл бұрын
10:20 dat feel after hitting some N2O
@julia_ruby8 жыл бұрын
theCreepyFriendly Best comment. I laughed out loud.
@GimpyUnicorn8 жыл бұрын
I thought from the thumbnail that Tim was doing a LOT of coke.
@Izandaia8 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the comments talking about cocaine but I thought the thumbnail looked like a basin of molten aluminum.
@oofgang77564 жыл бұрын
Yes,me too
@pandaland18 жыл бұрын
I was like damn Tim that's a lot of cocaine
@UncannySociety8 жыл бұрын
That Queen of hearts was a naughty one.
@Solidninja158 жыл бұрын
That face during the entire last demonstration. "What the hell have I started."
@PrankNetwork8 жыл бұрын
6:55 My wife has one of those!
@PappuDas-fq1ll2 ай бұрын
What a dirty wife 😂
@SemperBadBear7 жыл бұрын
those last 5 seconds had me laughing hysterically.
@otakub3atz23978 жыл бұрын
I love the last one. Seen it before, but still scared me.
@Ivansky18 жыл бұрын
otakub3atz2397 Why does it Scare you!?
@otakub3atz23978 жыл бұрын
Ivansky1 It sounds so alien like and as it crescendos it abruptly ends.
@Adagamante8 жыл бұрын
There is a "2001: A Space Odyssey's ending" quality to it...
@buddylake18243 жыл бұрын
The ending was intense. 😂 I felt that sigh at the end.
@BradSaintGeorge8 жыл бұрын
7:31 A "Zoom Scope" I never heard of this, it's really quite fascinating. Would love to see how they create such a drawing. I wonder if they draw it while viewing the reflection, rather than the paper.
@adammoefoe8 жыл бұрын
Brad Saint George maybe a computer algorithm can generate the image
@JacobEllinger8 жыл бұрын
i ASSUME THEY DRAW THE IMAGE AS THEY WISH IT TO APPEAR FIRST AND THEN MORPH IT.
@ShisnoGaming3 жыл бұрын
Tim is like my grandpa showing me cool things that kids would enjoy even though I am already 30 :P
@Che8t8 жыл бұрын
I just felt like saying that I was in an incredibly dark place earlier this year, and it was your videos that were able to give me a small piece of distraction from the pain I was going through.
@enzomonaco60397 жыл бұрын
Che8t wtf happened to you to be so sad
@AlexandLoki5 жыл бұрын
The look of absolute disbelief and astonishment at 9:46. It makes me so happy. I think I saw him mouth the word, “Impossible..” at some point. So wholesome.
@supersonicbros238 жыл бұрын
Tim, you may wanna change the thumbnail, it seriously looks like you're doing a line of coke. Other than that, your collection continues to impress and amaze me.
@SimonPageSA7 жыл бұрын
"Phheeewooooooo"
@DarkAndTriumphant8 жыл бұрын
6:55 Oh my, Tim. ;)
@channel59808 жыл бұрын
The last one is so amazing!
@MatthewP19913 жыл бұрын
Wanted to comment about 05:08 👯, but that art at the end blew my mind so I won't. Most saucy episode ever 😉
@lawrencecalablaster5687 жыл бұрын
Thank you for showcasing the brilliant art of Istvan Oroz. He's one of the most incredible artists I've ever seen in my life and I've appreciated his work since the 6th grade.
@Lakes578 жыл бұрын
Say Tim's name while he looks in the mirror, go on I dare you! :)
@culwin8 жыл бұрын
If you say it 3 times he appears
@KydroxHD8 жыл бұрын
his English is so English i cant understand him
@fubumaruda21283 жыл бұрын
Here we are trying to flatten the curve and meanwhile he's 9 parallel universes ahead of it
@raccoonvomit22978 жыл бұрын
9:11 WHERE MY HOLO SEXUALS AT???
@guanaka43427 жыл бұрын
Apple Juice I'm here
@Sirenhound7 жыл бұрын
I can't help but look at random things like the camera man and stuff.
@jonkrieger52718 жыл бұрын
Ok that thing at the end blew my mind!!!
@Belbecat8 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I love novelty things your channel is like my ultimate dream! I want everything I see in these videos - so jealous :
@squidsquiddly59708 жыл бұрын
Tim you are truly a delight :)
@Giganotti5 жыл бұрын
10:09 "Heh"
@oOMonkeyMagicOo8 жыл бұрын
7:05 If your brave enough!
@weeb9984 жыл бұрын
I could watch a video from 3 years ago or I could watch a video posted today and I would never know. It’s incredible.
@IbakonFerba8 жыл бұрын
so satisfying when the disc finally comes to a rest :o
@koboldhosamen16208 жыл бұрын
That is, uh, a sizeable quantity of cocaine in the thumbnail.
@charlestanahara41223 жыл бұрын
I like this guy
@SpenserKicksAss8 жыл бұрын
If time is ahead of the curve as the title hints, what curve is there that can relate to time in such a way? Tim surely knows, he's obviously learned to condense and unfold time, yes it was only a matter of time before this teserract science was unleashed unto the world and an innocent person can be thrust into any time on the line of existence, simply by turning a wrong corner! Ohh dark days are upon us...
@Panj08 жыл бұрын
Check again bro, it says Tim in the title, not time... so much illusion!
@hanleyk7 жыл бұрын
Nice word! tesseract - the four-dimensional analog of the cube.
@NarutoSSj67 жыл бұрын
he is ahead of the recent snorting drugs, as the thumbnail clearly suggests
@hanleyk7 жыл бұрын
As a solution to your question of "what curve is there that can relate to time in such a way?", in General relativity (v Special relativity) the curve would be a result of a change in the continuum of space-time (i.e. the 4 dimensional Minkowski space), such as in time dilation or contraction. And, as is common knowledge, the space-time curvature, or distortion, of any gravitational field slows the passage of time for an object as seen by an observer outside the field. qed: Tim is "inside" the field. He's ahead of the curve.
@deltormedici8 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for an exuberantly large "heh" when that disc finished spinning. I was disappointed.
@waldenhouse8 жыл бұрын
The Jules Verne picture is amazing!
@souravzzz8 жыл бұрын
*WHEW*
@penedrador8 жыл бұрын
lol the rounded mirror looks like a special toy:D
@900bz8 жыл бұрын
Kristijan Antolovic he couldnt find a round mirror so he did use a "special toy" he doesnt have a wife soo... Tim is a bit weird :/
Has anyone tried Euler's disc under a bell jar in a vacuum ? I imagine it would keep going for ages ; or would the lack of air-cushion beneath the disc in the latter stages be detrimental ? I don't have a vacuum bell jar to try. PLEASE TRY THIS SOMEONE (and video it !) . NICE VIDEO Tim ! Thank you.
@TeddyBearexe5 жыл бұрын
9:46 anybody Else looking at Tim's face in the mirror?
@ZeroKage693 жыл бұрын
that euler disk with the sparkles on it, my god I never seen how fast they vibrate until seeing all that glittery surface jump around so much.
@bartman56937 жыл бұрын
9:09 I need those 2! If the power ever goes out, that thing would keep me entertained for hours.
@jevicci7 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I see that Euler's disc demonstration, it blows my mind.
@crysis4real8 жыл бұрын
Tim you are always hitting the 'Sweet Spot'.... Ohh Yeah !!
@ThereWillBeAChange7 жыл бұрын
What are these called? Especially the one of the ladys eye. Seem like unique christmas presents
@steveh42905 жыл бұрын
I know this is an older video of his, but that last spinney disc mirror thing just blew my mind!
@carlpowell06 жыл бұрын
Damn that ending is legit. I want to see the irl whilst on psychedelics lol
@paul3003mathew8 жыл бұрын
I'm still in the dream....oh wait...no....yes....no......ok I'm in the waking world........nope....yaaas
@JagBetty8 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud when he mentioned that he thought he saw dog shaped jackal things.....and that last toy...wow!
@katinjegat8 жыл бұрын
5:10 is that a pornographic playing card, or am I just seeing things?
@SnowyHil8 жыл бұрын
Are we ever gonna know how long tim's dingle dangle is?
@dreipunkte81427 жыл бұрын
Ohh hello i want to say.. this video is absolute nice .
@SpaztallicA8 жыл бұрын
I remember my friend had one of those spinning disks featured at the end. me and a group of other people were all tripping on acid when he set the disk off, I felt a strange feeling of being out of breath because i couldn't determine when it was going to stop (i still felt it watching the disc during this video!) but when it eventually stopped, there was a great feeling of silence and emptiness that i can't fully describe. I must get myself one of those things.
@klunni68342 жыл бұрын
hearing tim say “pokemon” gave me mental whiplash
@Brother_Piner3 жыл бұрын
I’ll always love it when Tim brings out the Euler’s Disc.
@ggEmolicious3 жыл бұрын
I have a zoom scope in my dresser drawer too, didn’t know the tube had a picture in it, I’ll have to check the inside....
@thomastrautman77988 жыл бұрын
am I the only one who's freaking out that Tim just turned on a light bulb without screwing it into anything?!?!
@501control66 жыл бұрын
WAIT, that's a giratina and im shiny hunting it while watching things.. it's starting to haunt me after i haven't run into it for a week >_>
@kingkale66725 жыл бұрын
It would’ve been golden if he did his classic “huh” ending
@mocthezuma8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for introducing me to the works of Istvan Orosz. Great artist!
@------hu3zw7 жыл бұрын
the last second of the euler's disc was amazing
@BradSaintGeorge8 жыл бұрын
If you ever run out of nephews or grandchildren who flock to your lab on weekends to visit with you and see all of your amazing toys and gadgets, please give me a call! lol I imagine you must be very popular in your family. : )
@TheDrewser8 жыл бұрын
i like how tim is like 60, but he pronounces pokemon correctly, or at least correct to the point to where it doesn't sound weird
@Tylerson8 жыл бұрын
Gracious, Tim, two exclamation points? What kind of beasts do you take us for?