Got a Light, Tim?

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Tim's Toy Collection contains a large number of lighters, which Tim is always happy to demonstrate. Some are novelty lighters, that look like something else, others are props for magicians.

[@nexxusnexxus1167]

I can just imagine some guy on the street asking Tim for a light, and he pulls out a fucking toy scooter.

[@ekmad]

Mitchell Nola or a foot long fake match

[@aurelia65536]

Pulls out a bulb "dude..." Lights it

[@trpl7]

Or a tiny UFO

[@koreboredom4302]

+ekmad that would explain this long, stick-like bulge in his pants.

[@tahmidahmed3332]

Or his penis...

[@thedollfin112]

"And then he pulls out a comically large matchstick which turns out to be a regular lighter, the most peculiar thing I've ever seen"

[@RudiGallon]

ive been looking for this comment

[@roso9313]

Yup knew it

[@austinsavage5962]

A big lighter i suppose

[@ulquiorraamv759]

Is it perhaps bizarre?

[@kiraissecretlyapillarman3505]

Why are you here?

[@ninjapistol14]

This dude makes the type of videos you watch when you're falling asleep at night

[@jonahglaves6653]

True story, that’s me right now

[@mikshinee87]

@@jonahglaves6653 So good during COVID-19;

[@DeadRider88]

Yeah but then you get so interested that you continue watching

[@gum1734]

@@mikshinee87 yea xd

[@sandorium]

and you can't asleep because of that

[@aplaguedoctor4196]

Tim’s enthusiasm is one of the only thing keeping me alive

[@Dogprofile]

You good?

[@Wow-sr1bk]

Are you ok?

[@qbmac2306]

I'd say the best lighter here is Tim himself because he lights up my life.

[@XxwelkyxX]

that was amazing

[@cacatua2429]

And my crack pipe

[@private_pony6424]

:3

[@theepicpeguin]

lighter from the Nile

[@KattoKombatto]

heh

[@gopro25]

Am I the only one who was disappointed by the matchstick lighters just being a stick with a normal lighter stuck in the end?

[@me323me]

+gopro25 Yeah, I thought they would be more creative about it.

[@joeycordukes1866]

+Me yah I have seen some that the actual top of the match is the lighter but you don't take off the top

[@Fizzlecube]

Ever seen an arc lighter? ^^

[@picobyte]

Using it now to light up my joint.works perfect.And can give nasty shocks when using it "wrong" :D

[@inkblade5993]

love those I wanna take one apart to make a lighter glove but it's not in my cards today

[@TyrannicalToad]

"No lighters allowed here" "Alright, but can I bring this battery?" "O…k?"

[@ausbossmoved]

YES

[@omarsfn_]

5:40 he invented the original “I used the stones to destroy the stones”

[@ausbossmoved]

yes

[@FenNick1994]

"i don't smoke... heh"

[@IlyasJefriAndrian]

FenNick the best part of the video.,. xD

[@RagingInsomniac]

Tim is up to something

[@cupcakeey6944]

I hope you dont

[@alexclark4968]

Not trying to mean but he’s got some pretty dark teeth for someone that’s not a smoker

[@cowboyfunkk]

Alex Clark coffee staining?

[@maxdamian6235]

"Ya got a light, Tim?" "How about you *screw* off *Tim pulls out screw lighter*

[@iliveinapuddle986]

As hard as I try I just cannot imagine him saying that

[@Myass1234]

I can, after the joke he would have that little smile he has after revealing his toys. Honestly Max that’s hilarious!

[@maxdamian6235]

@@Myass1234 thank you :)

[@leukemiagaming4064]

@@maxdamian6235 5 years later, you’re still replying to comments. Legend.

[@maxdamian6235]

@@leukemiagaming4064 I exist with a leg in time and a leg in eternity, time is not constant. Thanks though :)

[@xbaileyhoward]

0:35 imagine having to use this while you’re blazing in your room & your parents are asleep

[@lucasthomsen7569]

bailey lmao

[@incredimixerchannelofficial]

But you CAN take it out of the cover, right?

[@andrewrobertson3894]

Hahaha

[@5thtimeaccountdeleted.206]

Chav. Put down your crappy dope and pick up a bible. Especially you kids these days. No morals or culture in your lives. Jesus is the only high.

[@xbaileyhoward]

@@5thtimeaccountdeleted.206 sounds like you & jesus need a hit to chill tf out

[@somerandomhungarianguy1961]

"ya gót a light fam?" "Hold on!" *Takes out a huge Matchbox out of his bag

[@naresu]

a comically large matchbox

[@josephpetrikov1286]

You could rob someone with that just from the sheer threatening aura

[@ju2tunknown]

What's that accent over the o for?

[@ausbossmoved]

@@ju2tunknown idk

[@BrandonPoirierBlair]

tim should show us his bong collection

[@maxdamian6235]

+Adam NorthWestAir Pubic hair

[@NecroBanana]

+Adam NorthWestAir Google it.

[@atklm1]

+Brandon Poirier-Blair You see there is this little hole that you can cover with your thumb and when you release it, the smoke goes into your lungs and after a very short while, something quite extraordinary happens. Wow.

[@BrandonPoirierBlair]

atklm1 sick tutorialz bro

[@meddle333]

+atklm1 well done. lol

[@AntifoulAwl]

I always like the comments on this channel. Nobody is cruel and it is all very civilized.

[@BlazeChronicGreen420]

+taylor leger look at his name.

[@BlazeChronicGreen420]

***** you ask why he would make a comment like that when his name is fist me daddy that's answers the question right there.

[@shimm0w0]

BlazeChronicGreen420 Actually, my name is Shimmer Showers, but Google+ limits how often you can change your name.

[@Saint-PopeJesusBuddhaChaoF.]

I'm a jew =(

[@camaroman101]

Antifoul Awl never noticed that before but it's true

[@b_28282]

"Do you have a lighter?" "Hell yea I do!" _pulls out giant match_

[@ramadhani201]

"I use the lighter to light the lighter" yo guys this is the older version of "i use the stone to destroy the stones" Tim did it first, suck it thanos

[@Wafflez0007]

5:30 "its lit..."

[@skeome]

I was looking in the comments for this haha, I was gonna say it should be used in a remix

[@brycewoodcraft3351]

Coll

[@adamalamine5288]

i was looking for it too lmao

[@i_dont_know1309]

Kiko DABBBBOIII

[@i_dont_know1309]

Kiko lol

[@alicia7882]

3:00 Okay its a normal lighter 3:06 *Brain.Exe has stopped working*

[@dragongaragecomposer3236]

Almost but he did Accidentally show a little of the secret you can see black in his hand where the flame is held on a small platform

[@iamabot3240]

3:30 most evilest thing you could give to an asthma patient

[@Wtfplsstfu]

Idk how i even found this guy but im really glad i did. The way he talks, the calmness, how he explains simple things with such excitement and joy. Something about it all is very soothing. Add to that that i love strange novelty items......i love this lol

[@Kairukurumi]

I am wondering what that 50 dollar bill is for...he never touched it...

[@Nikowtch]

Jay Spradley You. To the top. Now. I was wondering about the exact same thing :P

[@gamefaqsandcheats]

Jay Spradley Nor the bottle cap one either..

[@CaseyStellar]

Jay Spradley He's gonna do a part 2.

[@Kairukurumi]

Casey Stellar Oh cool!

[@CaseyStellar]

Jay Spradley Yeah, he always does multiple parts if he doesn't get to everything on the table.

[@WickedJ133]

I sincerely hope that Tim never looks at the comment section

[@PyromationsTV]

hey if you see this, it’s been too long since you last commented on this video.

[@user-eq7yy3jl1n]

@@PyromationsTV 🗿🗿

[@cannonfodder4000]

Why tho all the comments are pretty positive

[@NerdStuffing]

@@cannonfodder4000 many are also very horny for him.

[@cannonfodder4000]

@@NerdStuffing there's someone for everyone

[@logn5893]

5:33 “ that’s lit” It sure is tim

[@MrMalformedllama]

I love how old he is, "oh yes they combined the flint wheel and butane, that's new technology" cracks me up haha

[@ChickenPika]

Give someone the siren one without letting them know it does that. They try to light a cigarette, the sound surprises them, and they accidentally light their facial hair on fire.

[@samtinkle9076]

Tim’s a good YTP source.

[@xtb3215]

Better for them than lighting the cigarette

[@MartKencuda]

Now I want to see a giant match that actually functions like a match.

[@sercosmo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bafXfnutepJ9e5o Best thing I could find

[@thomasbratton9057]

Or a giant lighter that functions like a match

[@theonaicker2561]

Most Wholesome channel on KZbin, just a man showing us his collections

[@jpaulc441]

I used to have a lighter in the shape of a mini bunsen burner

[@BLKKNGofficial]

I want one

[@ArnoldsKtm]

"I use a lighter to light a lighter. Well, it could be worse." oh my God, that was pure gold

[@cheesecurd11]

You're the most British person I've ever seen. Also, these comments are something else.

[@MaximRecoil]

+Cole Cameron I was planning to post the same thing, albeit in the form of a question: "Is anyone more British than this guy?"

[@imanidiot7709]

dantdm

[@Saturn323_88]

@@MaximRecoil David Attenborough

[@rafaelbalsan4512]

@@MaximRecoil Lloyd from Lindybeige

[@sumdumboi2190]

Me: hey tim, got a light? Tim: *shows off lighter collection for 7 minutes* Me: ...That's great tim, so can I use one or not?

[@TubbyBellyScratcher]

You got a light? *pulls out a comically large matchstick*

[@ChickenPika]

1:40 Tim just has to turn on the charm and the ladies line up to give him novelty lighters.

[@KironKhashnobish]

ChickenPika fancy seeing you here

[@awesomeboxlord]

ChickenPika i ruined the 69 likes

[@guld1999]

ChickenPika a

[@buckedupbuckeye]

😂😂 🔥♨ A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

[@nassimtawae1062]

lol

[@qaaris4280]

"Hey man, you got a lighter?" "Yeah, let me bring out my SCOOTER."

[@Jannic_3107]

I hope someone will build this in real lifexd

[@brbdn]

i want to be as cool as him when i grow up most old people wait for their deaths he stays a happy man and does what he loves this man is a saint and KZbin needs to start putting his videos in the recommend section

[@user-mq3yz1ij2o]

They've begun now

[@leilani6763]

Music I listen to: talks about drugs and killing people What I watch: Tim playing with a giant match

[@n0isyturtle]

I have a rubber phallus-shaped lighter that runs on batteries and instead of making a flame it vibrates. I have a whole collection of lighters in that very same style too!

[@Salmon_Samurai]

noisyturtle O-oh...

[@rihardsrozans6920]

noisyturtle I don't think those are... oh...

[@ekmad]

noisyturtle heh

[@SuperAdnan117]

noisyturtle You misspelled something in that comment of yours, I have that gut feeling going, but my brain just doesn't want to not get confused, this comment may be the biggest mystery in my entire life *takes notes of comment* I'll just turn this into a printout so that I can ask my neighbours about it.

[@hankjohnson2292]

me too!

[@mrgoatshumae4207]

I'm stoned and idk why the fuck this guy is so funny and interesting because he's talking about lighters 😂

[@3OHT.]

he's the best

[@lillieblood800]

Mr Goat Shumae same I'm so glad I stumbled across this while stoned 🤗

[@avylol08]

I've only just found this channel a few days ago but I'm absolutely loving it 💕 I've had a particularly rough time with my panic attacks today and your calm demeanor is helping a lot 😊

[@lapalopy3292]

I could listen to this man talk for eternity

[@Mr5O1OLucas]

Tim you liar we hot boxed the school bus on the last day of grade 7 how could you forget

[@rihardsrozans6920]

Space Jam on BluRay Unless he was the driver or a teacher, you must be really old.

[@MsZombiedoll666]

He’s English, we have years not graded

[@seamusthornton3950]

*standard 5

[@Andy-gn5df]

Those little bits of wire in the the butane jet lighters are usually a ball of copper or another type of metal put there for novelty reasons to change the flame colour (notice the green flame). Its not to aid in lighting your cigarette and isn't ceramic or glass.

[@nachodaddy7863]

Me: *Sparks blunt with space noise lighter* Cop next to me: Sir I need you to put your hands behind your back

[@navigators8650]

Showed this video to my dad. Found out my dad was also a lighter.

[@n0b0dy241]

Tims smile at the end of the videos always makes me give them a like. : )

[@inciknight]

Water from the Nile

[@piffblaza]

Eh

[@BensoftMedia]

+Tom Evans Nile Water

[@Nelso5000]

Fire from the Nile

[@theepicpeguin]

+oh ok then Nile from the Nile

[@theepicpeguin]

oh ok then Nile from the fire

[@gastonbell108]

3:17 - Nobody's mentioned it, but that's a pipe lighter. The angled head is so you don't have to bend your wrist as much, and the dual pressurized jets are intended to light a wide-bowled pipe full of tamped tobacco faster, more evenly and cleaner than using chlorate-phosphorous matches. Most pipe smokers today use one.

[@kamekmagickoopa6532]

I love these kinds of videos, novelties like this get me all giddy

[@RamiAnadaniMedical]

There's a certain charm to this man which makes you feel happy watching him!

[@OrwaSmadi]

Water from The Nile.

[@v0idbandofficial]

Idk why but I love a good lighter sound. Just flicking on an old lighter and that good crunchy sounds just makes me feel whole

[@beanshive7969]

i can litteraly listen to tim for hours and i wouldnt mind

[@ShowlidSnake]

I'm pretty sure the first lighter case is designed for safety purpose, if a kid or toddler trying to use the lighter, it'll make an alarming sound to let the parents know.

[@spoderman15]

Gabe Newell I think it's just meant to sound like an arcade game

[@polk-e-dot8177]

it could be both, a novelty with a practical use.

[@SeanMusicFreak]

You remind me of Q from James Bond.

[@Seantendo]

Lazerbox More like Felix "Lighter"!

[@hank561]

Hey both of your comments are really old.... Are you still using these accounts..... Do you even remember that you commented on this video?

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

bro they never even lived to see corona

[@hank561]

@@pigmentpeddler5811 whom r u talking about?

[@DomR1997]

This man is fantastic! Why did it take me so long to find his channel???

[@y02041996]

Hey Tim! I really love all your collections!! Just to add one information that i find really interesting and usefull is that the color of some torches changes with com peace of glass, or copper, or any material added between the "gas and the flame" Thanks for all your patience and keep showing us more of your interesting collections!

[@spartan113ish]

Of course Tim has a lot of lighters for all the weed he smokes.

[@frefremcgee9196]

"I don't use them as lighters, not for cigarettes; I don't smoke, heh." Not for cigarettes. We gotcha, ol' Tim. ;-)

[@ThePiGuy24]

lol

[@joe.1049]

Me: Tim, do you have a USB? Tim: I got this one in a corner shop in Grimsby when the first computer was tested in the late 50’s. Me: Oh don’t worr- Tim: Ok, why not one of these? Pulls out large duffel bag Me: Where is TLC?

[@viktordickinson7844]

Why has this show never been on television? It would make a fantastic show for kids to expand their creativity

[@brendadeleon2844]

Tim probably uses these lighters for candles and that warms my little heart

[@krobara]

i love your videos, they are relaxing, and quite entertaining:)

[@admiralsnackbar8719]

with the scooter, i thought you would spin the wheel which creates the spark and ignites the flame

[@lachiebell9656]

me too

[@vik8126]

Tim said "A lot of them aren't what they say they are" 3 times. Not complaining, I love this channel.

[@obama5376]

love how he specifies that he doesn’t smoke in every one of these videos. i adore this man

[@kindpotato]

aren't flint/butane lighters really common?

[@Cubeazza]

kindpotato Yeah lol

[@HerrFenchel]

kindpotato ye they are. Also you never blow out the wick, that´s outreagous.

[@da3159]

Tim is more used to whale oil lamps and lighters.

[@skinhead-ej8ff]

kindpotato yeah but its an old variation

[@nonechico]

"I use a lighter to light a lighter" wise words

[@mgalitratonafeelingfilm]

I just genuinely love your videos, random interesting stuffs and love how you present them, gotta find a scooter lighter

[@dakotahparkington5489]

He makes me relaxed and sleepy listening to him. ❤ thank you 😊

[@cecejar4214]

Someone: trying to light up a blunt in a bad neighborhood. Their lighter: *makes space noise* Someone: gets shot

[@minnie7453]

You're so cute Tim, I love you!

[@manoflego123]

I love antique lighters, especially ones with weird mechanisms, so these novelty lighters really crack me up.

[@markomk9761]

Got recommended one of these videos now i can't stop watching them, oddly satisfying

[@jimappdev]

5:32 "it's lit" -Tim 2016

[@RoboTekno]

The TSA must love these... lol

[@fionasmith8314]

I’ve been watching these so much and I have the theme song stuck in my head

[@ronnielewis5558]

you are such a nice man, thank you for making videos

[@postmortemspasm]

"Old style flint" What? I thought all disposable lighters use a flint wheel

[@shiningarmor2838]

They use ferroceum, or something similar.

[@ronnieronson4390]

They do lol, also the ring he kept talking about turning orange is only a copper coil to turn the flame green, you still use the flame to light the cigarette.

[@fabian8464]

the little glass Ball is Not for cigarrets but it makes the flame Green

[@FroztiProductions]

that's what I thought. I was thinking well then what makes the flame green? Its the copper ball/wire.

[@FroztiProductions]

Actually that does make sense to me, in a windy scenario you might be able to cover the flame to heat it up easier both hand than to try and cover the flame with one hand while you light it. If that makes sense...

[@Red-tx8wo]

Let this man live please he’s a nice and funny guy and got some cool items

[@z32twinturbo13]

All these videos are super old. 5 years 3 years 2 years. And yet I’m here watching them. Very entertaining

[@wooferjr169]

6:33 This nigga be lyin xD he knows he smokes that blunt with his scooter! :D

[@isawadelapradera6490]

He very knowingly said "not for cigarrettes", after all...

[@wooferjr169]

Isawa De La Pradera Bullshit.

[@isawadelapradera6490]

+WooferJr Pardon me?

[@ArcYT]

Bullshit

[@isawadelapradera6490]

Valve Corporation Pardon me?

[@Cade_The_Squirrel]

Smoke Grand Illusions everyday!

[@ianvicedomini2648]

A very novel collection there and finely narrated by Tim

[@siddharth_pasupuleti]

i love this channel gives me soo much happyness

[@22z83]

Tim only smokes backwoods blunts

[@Xcreator999]

I wonder if Tim ever reads the comments.

[@GoEatATowel]

He doesn't because they are cancerous.

[@juliolp95]

i bet he reads every comment he aint no scrub

[@emeraldchicken5403]

Ha

[@med8615]

He's probably get a heart attack from em.

[@Bob3D2000]

Tim doesn't own a computer or have access to the internet.

[@FlowKio]

Why do I feel like 1980s joker has all of these in his pockets and has been waiting for someone to ask for a light?

[@sammuelcruz4169]

Tim is basically is the king of toy collecting. I like the toys he shows, and how he describes them. I also love his personality. One of my favorite videos of him was the fish toys.😊

[@Jawnjay]

what am I doing here? It's been 8 hours! I was writing on a 5000-word essay due in a few days and I just clicked on one assassin teapot video.

[@TheNdoki]

And here I wanted to see what was up with the bill in the background, and it seems to be the only one he didn't show.

[@KaNawogirusa]

me too 😴

[@AHornyCyclist]

He probably just emptied out the box, my guess is a lot of them didn't have fluid anymore.

[@AHornyCyclist]

Just noticed they had fluid on the table ignore me

[@justicebeske5704]

I never knew there was such a market for unique lighters. Thanks for exposing me to this new world.

[@jadenversluis4816]

Tim is the most wholesome man i can only dream od meeting.

[@no-lu3vb]

Lighters from the Nile

[@chrisbrasher6177]

That’s what I’m sayin-(chair falls over)

[@reyflowers]

Oh my Godd, that Card lighter is divine.

[@quippits3201]

I like to imagine that you ask Tim for a light and he has to show you every single lighter before he lets you use one

[@nabbyy8392]

*someone on the street* hey, sir? Do you have a light? *Tim pulls out suitcase* make your pick!

[@KiNGGAMESgr]

i once saw a revolver lighter it was just awesome

[@KingOfChaos213]

KiNGGAMESgr Until you light a cigarette and it blows your nose off hahaha.

[@KiNGGAMESgr]

ahahaha

[@rihardsrozans6920]

KingOfChaos213 "Sir, put the gun down!" "Chill, it's just a ligh -" "SHOOT AT WILL!" "Wha-" ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 - - - - - ->☹

[@KiNGGAMESgr]

ahaahahaha

[@williamschwan207]

Rihards Rožāns my..my names Will..

[@channelfadge7438]

your lighter at 3:25 would work well with salvia divinorum. Give it a go Tim

[@tymesho]

The Channel Fadge oooof, can you imagine?

[@ErectNegro]

The Channel Fadge I dont think his mind is ready haha

[@BoboDoboRobo]

Imagine tim monging out on salvia hahaha

[@ThefireballVR]

I don't think he'd remember much.

[@BenjaminGoose]

+The Channel Fadge Found the teenager.

[@stefanmilenkovic34]

Yo his collection is on *FIRE!*

[@The-Hound]

I have a few lighters like this. One of them that was on this video was the tooth paste lighter but i also have some old lighters that are rather old but fun to have and admire.