Tim's Incredible Edibles

[@BioYuGi]

"Tim, did you enjoy that chocolate breakfast gift?" "Yes, indeed, I've placed it on my shelf. Very nice."

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

LMAO

[@fart6203]

@@WorldsWorstBoy L M A O

[@Circuitssmith]

I heard his voice in my head as I read that.

[@ronnyiajoyner8493]

That does sound like something he'll say lol

[@Killenmachine05]

I mean, do you think anyone gives things to this man without the realisation hes going to put it into one of his collections?

[@sirdiesalot2975]

Not gonna lie, I was fully expecting to see Tim get as high as a kite in this one from the title.

[@TheMagicPOPO]

Can you imagine? LOL

[@MonsieurAuContraire]

Ganja from the Nile?

[@keiztrat9109]

@@MonsieurAuContraire Incredible edibles from the Nile 😂

[@Jesse__H]

Who's to say he didn't 😁🌬

[@MC-er4fo]

3:59 He's taking a dose hahah

[@Zolbat]

I feel the camera person doesn't get enough recognition. Great smooth camera handling, being basically unnoticeable, which it should be.

[@Ali-bk6js]

He used to work for BBC.

[@lcusatis]

I've thought that on so many of these videos. The camera work is very well done.

[@ethan-km8cn]

I absolutely agree, as much as I love Tim, the camera person has done such a good job recording all the joy the toys contain.

[@snugray_p1659]

Same, I noticed the camera work. It's pretty interesting to think about the behind the scenes of these videos.

[@vyr1316]

plot twist: the grand illusions are brought on by ingesting edibles

[@kimberg2539]

You just got practical joke'd bruh! Chill it is just a practical joke bruh.

[@sameeersm]

@@kimberg2539 practical but lame

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

@@sameeersm i suppose you'd say it was practically lame? Eh? Eh? Ill see myself out now...

[@bushiseshin]

And dont forget, by drinking water from the nile

[@soulfragrance]

Underrated comment

[@UKfromadrone]

when Tim's mom told him to stop playing with his food, then he whips out his edible toy collection

[@Mate397]

"Wait, that's illegal!"

[@coffinguy2566]

ZakkuEmanyueru or whips out the 12 inch

[@theparadigm8149]

@@Mate397 4:49 “Nice one, for the mouth” 😂🤣😂

[@cybear7461]

I've been watching this man since YEARS and he never runs out of stuff, how does he do it?

[@jamesduncan6729]

Tim has said in a previous video his collection includes over 40,000 items

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

Well, the world is a gigantic place my friend.

[@bushiseshin]

Water from the nile

[@mighty6588]

Puritania never say interwebs please. It’s just internet.

[@darknaiiv6499]

@@mighty6588 interwebs

[@mr.vidjagamez9896]

the great thing is that once Tim is done showing off all of these decades old foodstuffs he has accumulated, he can take it over next door and let Ashens eat it.

[@jadeasereht4638]

**”Bloody Hell”**

[@lemolea9571]

Would love to see tht collab, it could still happen

[@U_C_G]

Cant wait for the next episode for Tim to show us his 'baking' skills

[@shoechild6813]

Tim gets baked

[@myopic_cyclops]

You want to show us your gas carburetor? No; we're going to decarb the gas.

[@ToyInsanity]

Did Tim say he's been into edibles since the 1960s?

[@hptfalcon1683]

That tab of mint wasnt actually mint ;-) if you know what i mean.. haha

[@misterbadusername]

@@hptfalcon1683 was looking for this comment yes ty :p

[@bread64]

@@hptfalcon1683 no I don't know what you mean I'm confused

[@manintheline5331]

Its kinda funny when you realize in the early 1900s everything was an edible

[@youtubeistyrannical1787]

@@bread64 he's talking about tabs of LSD

[@128daz]

Just imagining if this video really was just Tim on the floor, mumbling and tripping, after consuming edibles for like 10 minutes...

[@minidwarfdude9230]

It'd take a lot longer than 10 minutes for the edible to hit

[@albinosharkheaf3408]

Bruh

[@malta7406]

Haha looks like someone does drugs lol

[@asteraceae7123]

lmao

[@imnotabeetleiswear6549]

Tim had me fully convinced there was a computer in that jelly bean.

[@EldiabloCompadre]

😂😂😂

[@Skulll9000]

5:15

[@mrsledge]

There is not????! /!

[@Shadowstitch]

Props to Tim for putting some of these questionably aged foodstuffs in his mouth. There is a restaurant and candy shop at Universal Studios called the "Toothsome Chocolate Emporium," and they have an entire section devoted to everyday objects made of chocolate, such as pocketwatches, keyrings, and hand tools.

[@cujoedaman]

Search for Ashens, he's always eating out of date food stuffs :P

[@megamegaO]

Well those peppermint sute last a long while solo...

[@buddyguy4723]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIvSeaiDrL-qis0 let me introduce you to steve

[@ncisfan1002]

Oh boy, nothing beats New England Wildlife and his collection of old cans kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKfMqHaYnsp3eMU

[@tokutickler]

Toothsomes is the best! Did you read the lore of that place?

[@hundredhands]

I wish I was one of Tim's long-suffering friends.

[@bighoaxor]

hundredhands Don’t we all!

[@Trund27]

SAME

[@lucienlachance8500]

you look like a very funny neighbor of mine

[@bakihanma7233]

6:00 If the light is actually a part of the tweezers.... *Then **_why_** are you keeping that ancient jelly bean??????*

[@Charlesb88]

Baki Hanma Probably to keep the gag believable. If he replaced the jelly bean people would notice the jelly bean seems to fresh and figure out it was a gag.

[@ratmaster5]

Just in case

[@ardian_g]

You're supposed to defeat Yujiro wtf you doing here?

[@ender691]

2 reasons, 1: to make it seem more believable "I got this about 30 years ago." "Then why does it still look fresh?". 2: maybe there was actually something novel about the jelly but he forgot to talk about it.

[@Artrysa]

You don't replace original parts on a collector's item! Are you mad?!

[@TFSyndicate]

3:49 Those "paper mints" are more common than you think. I see them regularly at the pharmacy: they're Listerine PocketPaks

[@ISAAC607]

They're awesome

[@oinkleberry]

Yup I've seen them long advertised before as breath fresheners, but maybe they aren't as common in England as they are in the USA

[@schnabeltiertv]

@@oinkleberry I remember them from the 90s to early 2000s, they were really popular for a short while. Haven't really seen them a lot since then.

[@annsm6349]

Sometimes life gets so overwhelming, and difficult, that the only thing that distracts me from all this death and crying and suffering is watching Tim and his toys, it brings me such peace, it’s the only thing that helps me sleep. Thank you Tim, really.

[@blairjmsmith7509]

Imagine how that pork floss must have tasted after eating those mints first. Tim does this so we don't have to.

[@Hyderomastgroningem0]

It's nasty even without

[@blairjmsmith7509]

@@Hyderomastgroningem0 I would still try it at least once...

[@AwesomeRara]

pork floss doesn’t taste like dental floss - it’s basically very very pulled jerky-like pork to the point it looks like candy floss.

[@Hyderomastgroningem0]

@underground leaks 101 shut up forever it's horrible

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

I love that Tim even preserves perishable items lmao

[@IllusiveSerb]

"Pork floss" is common in Serbia. Although it's an expensive version of "Pork cracklings", because it's usually with longer "fibers", we call it "tobacco cracklings".

[@Jesse__H]

The way Tim says chocolate with his accent makes me really hungry for chocolate 😅

[@mariawalz-smith3059]

I only ever noticed this on a subconscious level. But now that you mention it, I completely agree!

[@sugarpuff2978]

I didn't notice but that's probably because I have the same accent.

[@superancient]

I've been eating that chewing gum for years, and only now I realized, they are spinning tops!

[@BarryaLLen-ik8bq]

Juraj Joščák how did you not know is so obvious

[@dreadedenterprise51]

@@BarryaLLen-ik8bq I know this was 7 months ago but he was joking

[@Bhazor]

Tim knows his audience.

[@kutter_ttl6786]

Judging by the comments, looks like I'm one of the few people who DIDN'T think of weed edibles since Tim is too pure for that sort of thing.

[@lukav3509]

oh! so that's what everybody means , yeah i didn't think of weed edibles too 😁

[@Kloxbyn]

How is Tim "too pure for that sort of thing"? What the hell does that even mean?

[@kutter_ttl6786]

@@Kloxbyn first time here, eh?

[@Xatzimi]

I think there's good evidence for this. He had a "Bong Pong" toy in an episode but didn't seem to understand what it was referencing at all

[@kingkebo3960]

Very slick product placement, Tim! “Some of your favorite mugs” indeed

[@RFC3514]

"Lick both sides evenly to maintain stability" - I'll have to try that with my girlfriend, maybe that's what I've been doing wrong.

[@Xatzimi]

Girls love it when you keep their center of gravity balanced

[@falqar1.6]

Lmao

[@Flint_YT]

okay what the fuck is wrong with you

[@logancap076]

@@Flint_YT its just a joke

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

@@Xatzimi I mean, who fricks their partner diagonally or sideways?

[@wizardofloneliness2019]

My boy lookin like a snack himself!

[@cecilyerker]

Wizard of Loneliness why are you sexualizing Tim like this

[@Zyrdalf]

Tim is a drug

[@Zyrdalf]

Cecily Erker because he is lonesome

[@justascarecrow6988]

@@cecilyerker Because Tim is a handsome man with plenty of stories to share.

[@lostpockets2227]

Lookin' good enough for a poke!

[@MeredithLikely]

My god the OG fidget spinner. Now we need to find out how many got yeeted

[@dustina2957]

I had a different thing in mind when I read edibles.

[@JohnSTF72]

Tim eating these old edibles without a sip of water from the Nile, extraordinary. Heh.

[@JessScreams]

Imagining Tim as a little kid playing jokes on the grownups in his life brings me immense joy

[@ShatteredGlass916]

03:58 we have that in Indonesia and yes, the mint is extremely strong even when compared to other candies with the same flavor 05:07 also, that's a literal candy fidget spinner lmao 10:32 also the smoothest merch introductions

[@lostpockets2227]

that's a finger fidget! not a fidget spinner!

[@iamsandwich]

Ooh I remember those thin mint sheets. It was so fun to take them out and let them dissolve on the tongue, just to be hit with extreme mint flavor. Miss those, haven’t seen them in years.

[@ShatteredGlass916]

@@iamsandwich they haven't sold those more for months now. Which is a damn shame tho

[@GorkoTheArchaeologist]

@@ShatteredGlass916 They're sold here in the US just about everywhere lol. Listerine, a company known for their mouth wash, has their own.

[@B1indB1ake13]

It always amazes me that Tim has no problem using, destroying, or eating items in his collection for our entertainment. Thank you Tim! 😊

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

An intriguing title I must say. Heh.

[@Jesse__H]

heh.

[@abhimanyukhadwal]

Heh.

[@AbhisarRawat]

Heh.

[@sascha_hammer]

Heh.

[@nickenglehart6469]

*Heh.*

[@clocktomato4199]

This dude is the coolest grandpa ever

[@zer0deaths862]

Last time I had Tim's Incredible Edibles I melted into a couch cushion for 4 hours.

[@Vendezrous]

Tim: ate the 20yrs old food and it does'nt effect him Me:"NICE"

[@robinw.8083]

May I recommend the channel Ashens. He has a whole series of eating really old food

[@PyroNinja713]

I remember Listerine selling those breath strips for awhile back in like the early 2000s and I've bought small "dip" can containers of that pork floss stuff before. Kinda miss both now. Lol

[@beetle__bug]

they still sell them, they're just very expensive

[@Hevymin]

@@beetle__bug Are they? I'm seeing them go for like 4 bucks on most major retailer sites

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

Mint tabs are like $1.

[@samnaga310]

It's like I'm a kid again in class listening to one of my favorite teachers .Good show man

[@SerabiiBot]

Over in our neck of the woods, we put pork floss on our rice and mix it about to incorporate it into the rice and you end up with a tasty bowl of rice. Useful if you only have rice and nothing else to have it with, though our pork floss is fluffy and not like solid clumps.

[@sixthsonofanubis]

I love your channel Tim. Thank you so much for all that you do. I love seeing all of the little things that you have collected. Keep up the awesomeness!

[@authenticpug]

How many mg of THC tho

[@roachdoggjr45]

MG? HEH!!

[@lostpockets2227]

at least 500

[@xititanix6990]

I had an incredible edible and now I'm watching this incredible video about this incredible guy showing us his collection of incredible edibles.

[@ObviousSchism]

What a lovely idea

[@Antunkis]

Damn , didn't know Tim was into edibles like that, he be wild doe

[@cecilyerker]

Listerine used to make those gelatin paper mints for refreshing your breath on the go

[@michaelstudley8062]

They still do, I think. They're like candy. I frickin love em. The little mint rush you get initially as it binds to your tongue is ALMOST too strong, makes you wince a little. Probably the menthol-iest thing I can tolerate. Even with that intensity, they're so good.

[@kane2742]

They still do. I have some in my pocket right now. They don't contain gelatin. (The ingredients do list carageenan, a vegetarian/vegan alternative to gelatin.)

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

They still do! I made a tiny paper crane from one once.

[@bbenny9033]

no one mentioning lsd?

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

I remember people selling paper mints as a candy, kinda rare nowadays

[@oceanrock8700]

the whistle and the paper mint was literally my childhood,,,, they were popular in my area

[@jonhilderbrand4615]

Very often, when I come across a channel I like, I tend to binge watch it and end up with nothing to watch or have to wait until the next video. I have decided with yours that I like it so much, I am going to take my time and treat myself to it a little slower! Extraordinary content! Thanks so much!

[@soulreaver6546]

Those tweezers are very nostalgic for me, i can still taste those chemically little gummy bugs

[@kasriouiyassir]

Edibles lol, now I see why he is so chi all the time

[@gratedlentils7123]

Legend! the western man knows of the 肉鬆! in Hong Kong, there is a bread called 肉鬆包, which is porkfloss bread and it taste pretty good. It is also spicy porkfloss sometimes, or sometimes mixed with seaweed.

[@chillapollo8188]

"White chocolate, yellow chocolate, streaky bacon chocolate..."

[@ralchee7850]

i feel like such a special guest that Tim even will actually eat his collection just for me 🥺

[@Minihood31770]

Has Tim seen that Japanese TV show where half the things in the room is made of food? I think he'd love the idea

[@cleanfrank218]

I'm a 20 year old man. I've watched his videos on toy guns out of humor but now I'm hooked in his collection. My favorite is the umbrella collection. I'm your biggest fan ( litterally)

[@lule.qershie]

I really love this channel. If Bob Ross still lived you two would change the whole KZbin with your warm voices and calming videos

[@ozgurcetin8867]

His voice like asmr

[@SimonJ57]

Pork floss was once featured on an Ashens video. He also had fish floss, amongst the usual dubious food-stuffs.

[@ArnoldsKtm]

oh I remember those paper mints. they were great.

[@Poindexta75]

Saw the video's title and instantly thought Tim had gone full 420.

[@tylerdrainville1136]

Found this channel just when I needed it. Thanks Tim.

[@vichayaouearrepan1602]

5:20 well that just sounds like a choking hazard

[@HO1ySh33t]

It's kinda funny seeing pork floss, which is sold everywhere in my country (and most housewives make it in bulk), being considered an exotic collectible.

[@douglasparkinson4123]

my dad used to buy me the chocolate tools. use to love them.

[@activefnm7814]

The amount of times he smacked his lips😂😂

[@Lily-pi6wd]

Not gonna lie, i was waiting for him to eat each one of it

[@kiranzwei1746]

Tim would love the plastic food they put on display in Japan. They replicate the dishes they have in a restaurant out of plastic and put them on display outside the shop. It’s an ingenious idea to show people what they’re ordering

[@wetwilIy]

Tim trolling us is actually the best thing ever.

[@MANGO-dk9cz]

When I saw these Paper mints I felt do god damn nostalgic. My mom used to by me those when I were a kid, because I always liked them. :D I miss the old times.

[@FlorianEagox]

Whoever named this just knew what they were doing >_>

[@TextureKing]

Hey, this is stuff I bought in Holland about 120 years ago... (eats it)

[@bernardosax]

what a wholesome channel. just subscribed.

[@lordmeme1409]

I can imagine tim just smokin some weed

[@1handedWheely]

Ah, you kids and your lingo !!

[@rosebrigade]

Pork floss is common here in America but in an unexpected way. They have mock "tobacco" products for kids that are actually pork floss. It tastes like jerky. I think they make them with beef floss too. In Malaysia they have bread/buns that have spicy chicken floss and mayo inside so when you eat it, it tastes like a spicy chicken sandwich.

[@KavachiaVideo]

We all love Tim. How could anybody hate this international treasure of a man?

[@lovethatdarkness]

Tim: "Oh dear. I do believe that these edibles aren't quite up to par-" 0:00

[@stephlrideout]

Oh wow, I got those exact same astronaut strawberries at Cape Canaveral when I was 10!

[@chris-ui3zh]

new life goal is to get on tims xmas card list. what a joy it must be to receive well wishes from such a cool guy

[@tatertots1292]

2:34 it looks like you are playing with the turd i just dropped in the toilet bowl

[@barrel9158]

Mmmm twenty year old candy. That would fit perfectly next to the fluffy mints at grandmas

[@iseeyou4622]

Am I the only one concerned if Tim is eating expired food

[@rileyhorn766]

Tim alway spins the rattle back the wrong way first and thinks it’s right, then spins the right way and is equally impressed

[@Spitbrain47]

9:33 I like how Tim casually mentions that he sends a Christmas card to 150 people each year

[@ChrispyBoiYTP]

Thank you Tim for this amazing title!

[@jamma246]

Honestly when I saw this title I thought this was a YTP.

[@donaloflynn]

I don't think Tim's friends are long-suffering at all, they're very lucky!

[@m.williams2619]

A new Grand Illusions, you say? We are always here to enjoy your collection!

[@JEMHull-gf9el]

that pork floss is great on vermicelli with a fried egg and some fish sauce and some green onion and some fried garlic.

[@funnybagman7506]

Yo these edibles are epic

[@Aleinwhisper455]

Ngl I thought my dude was gonna go high even him sniffing in the beggining

[@Mrwheresmyhouse]

This would've made for a good Ashens collab.

[@Julia68yt]

4:35 Toot Sweets! :)

[@rodc2678]

The treat that's so tweetable!

[@cecilyerker]

A bonbon to blow on

[@tristancrate8778]

Haha cute toot

[@racesmith3075]

SLICK! That merch plug was sweet! Subtle so it feels like u just saw a secret...a leak. Love it!

[@LoneHermit]

Future historians will be baffled about how well preserved and whole Tim's candy toys are

[@jordishima]

Judging from the amount of interesting items he’s collected over the years, I would imagine Tim’s collection of edibles would rival the likes of Tommy Chong and Snoop Dogg

[@kingkoollgs]

Imagine the smell of the drawer he keeps them in

[@royalrepublican3480]

9:25 in space they would add water back, water stick together because of surface tension so what you're eating doesnt chumble into small pieces and fly off and get in places you dont want it.

[@OhImKiCkiN]

Normally I find his voice so soothing .... But that smacking after he ate that mint about drove me nuts

[@HawkShift]

ye i couldnt watch it any more after it

[@SystemRush]

HOLY SHIT, IT'S PORK FLOSS AND CHIEF ADVANCE WITH HIS GIANT THUMB!

[@scottj8243]

My dumb ass thought the candy was lighting up

[@roccodesarro4448]

I love how he chuckles at his own trinket at 4:21