Tim's Incredible Edibles

[@BioYuGi]

"Tim, did you enjoy that chocolate breakfast gift?" "Yes, indeed, I've placed it on my shelf. Very nice."

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

LMAO

[@fart6203]

@@WorldsWorstBoy L M A O

[@Circuitssmith]

I heard his voice in my head as I read that.

[@ronnyiajoyner8493]

That does sound like something he'll say lol

[@Killenmachine05]

I mean, do you think anyone gives things to this man without the realisation hes going to put it into one of his collections?

[@Zolbat]

I feel the camera person doesn't get enough recognition. Great smooth camera handling, being basically unnoticeable, which it should be.

[@Ali-bk6js]

He used to work for BBC.

[@lcusatis]

I've thought that on so many of these videos. The camera work is very well done.

[@ethan-km8cn]

I absolutely agree, as much as I love Tim, the camera person has done such a good job recording all the joy the toys contain.

[@snugray_p1659]

Same, I noticed the camera work. It's pretty interesting to think about the behind the scenes of these videos.

[@UKfromadrone]

when Tim's mom told him to stop playing with his food, then he whips out his edible toy collection

[@Mate397]

"Wait, that's illegal!"

[@coffinguy2566]

ZakkuEmanyueru or whips out the 12 inch

[@theparadigm8149]

@@Mate397 4:49 “Nice one, for the mouth” 😂🤣😂

[@sirdiesalot2975]

Not gonna lie, I was fully expecting to see Tim get as high as a kite in this one from the title.

[@TheMagicPOPO]

Can you imagine? LOL

[@MonsieurAuContraire]

Ganja from the Nile?

[@keiztrat9109]

@@MonsieurAuContraire Incredible edibles from the Nile 😂

[@Jesse__H]

Who's to say he didn't 😁🌬

[@MC-er4fo]

3:59 He's taking a dose hahah

[@vyr1316]

plot twist: the grand illusions are brought on by ingesting edibles

[@kimberg2539]

You just got practical joke'd bruh! Chill it is just a practical joke bruh.

[@sameeersm]

@@kimberg2539 practical but lame

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

@@sameeersm i suppose you'd say it was practically lame? Eh? Eh? Ill see myself out now...

[@bushiseshin]

And dont forget, by drinking water from the nile

[@soulfragrance]

Underrated comment

[@U_C_G]

Cant wait for the next episode for Tim to show us his 'baking' skills

[@shoechild6813]

Tim gets baked

[@myopic_cyclops]

You want to show us your gas carburetor? No; we're going to decarb the gas.

[@imnotabeetleiswear6549]

Tim had me fully convinced there was a computer in that jelly bean.

[@EldiabloCompadre]

😂😂😂

[@Skulll9000]

5:15

[@mrsledge]

There is not????! /!

[@mr.vidjagamez9896]

the great thing is that once Tim is done showing off all of these decades old foodstuffs he has accumulated, he can take it over next door and let Ashens eat it.

[@jadeasereht4638]

**”Bloody Hell”**

[@lemolea9571]

Would love to see tht collab, it could still happen

[@cybear7461]

I've been watching this man since YEARS and he never runs out of stuff, how does he do it?

[@jamesduncan6729]

Tim has said in a previous video his collection includes over 40,000 items

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

Well, the world is a gigantic place my friend.

[@bushiseshin]

Water from the nile

[@mighty6588]

Puritania never say interwebs please. It’s just internet.

[@darknaiiv6499]

@@mighty6588 interwebs

[@Shadowstitch]

Props to Tim for putting some of these questionably aged foodstuffs in his mouth. There is a restaurant and candy shop at Universal Studios called the "Toothsome Chocolate Emporium," and they have an entire section devoted to everyday objects made of chocolate, such as pocketwatches, keyrings, and hand tools.

[@cujoedaman]

Search for Ashens, he's always eating out of date food stuffs :P

[@megamegaO]

Well those peppermint sute last a long while solo...

[@buddyguy4723]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIvSeaiDrL-qis0 let me introduce you to steve

[@ncisfan1002]

Oh boy, nothing beats New England Wildlife and his collection of old cans kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKfMqHaYnsp3eMU

[@tokutickler]

Toothsomes is the best! Did you read the lore of that place?

[@ToyInsanity]

Did Tim say he's been into edibles since the 1960s?

[@hptfalcon1683]

That tab of mint wasnt actually mint ;-) if you know what i mean.. haha

[@misterbadusername]

@@hptfalcon1683 was looking for this comment yes ty :p

[@bread64]

@@hptfalcon1683 no I don't know what you mean I'm confused

[@manintheline5331]

Its kinda funny when you realize in the early 1900s everything was an edible

[@youtubeistyrannical1787]

@@bread64 he's talking about tabs of LSD

[@128daz]

Just imagining if this video really was just Tim on the floor, mumbling and tripping, after consuming edibles for like 10 minutes...

[@minidwarfdude9230]

It'd take a lot longer than 10 minutes for the edible to hit

[@albinosharkheaf3408]

Bruh

[@malta7406]

Haha looks like someone does drugs lol

[@asteraceae7123]

lmao

[@hundredhands]

I wish I was one of Tim's long-suffering friends.

[@bighoaxor]

hundredhands Don’t we all!

[@Trund27]

SAME

[@lucienlachance8500]

you look like a very funny neighbor of mine

[@bakihanma7233]

6:00 If the light is actually a part of the tweezers.... *Then **_why_** are you keeping that ancient jelly bean??????*

[@Charlesb88]

Baki Hanma Probably to keep the gag believable. If he replaced the jelly bean people would notice the jelly bean seems to fresh and figure out it was a gag.

[@ratmaster5]

Just in case

[@ardian_g]

You're supposed to defeat Yujiro wtf you doing here?

[@ender691]

2 reasons, 1: to make it seem more believable "I got this about 30 years ago." "Then why does it still look fresh?". 2: maybe there was actually something novel about the jelly but he forgot to talk about it.

[@Artrysa]

You don't replace original parts on a collector's item! Are you mad?!

[@TFSyndicate]

3:49 Those "paper mints" are more common than you think. I see them regularly at the pharmacy: they're Listerine PocketPaks

[@ISAAC607]

They're awesome

[@oinkleberry]

Yup I've seen them long advertised before as breath fresheners, but maybe they aren't as common in England as they are in the USA

[@schnabeltiertv]

@@oinkleberry I remember them from the 90s to early 2000s, they were really popular for a short while. Haven't really seen them a lot since then.

[@blairjmsmith7509]

Imagine how that pork floss must have tasted after eating those mints first. Tim does this so we don't have to.

[@Hyderomastgroningem0]

It's nasty even without

[@blairjmsmith7509]

@@Hyderomastgroningem0 I would still try it at least once...

[@AwesomeRara]

pork floss doesn’t taste like dental floss - it’s basically very very pulled jerky-like pork to the point it looks like candy floss.

[@Hyderomastgroningem0]

@underground leaks 101 shut up forever it's horrible

[@Jesse__H]

The way Tim says chocolate with his accent makes me really hungry for chocolate 😅

[@mariawalz-smith3059]

I only ever noticed this on a subconscious level. But now that you mention it, I completely agree!

[@sugarpuff2978]

I didn't notice but that's probably because I have the same accent.

[@superancient]

I've been eating that chewing gum for years, and only now I realized, they are spinning tops!

[@BarryaLLen-ik8bq]

Juraj Joščák how did you not know is so obvious

[@dreadedenterprise51]

@@BarryaLLen-ik8bq I know this was 7 months ago but he was joking

[@annsm6349]

Sometimes life gets so overwhelming, and difficult, that the only thing that distracts me from all this death and crying and suffering is watching Tim and his toys, it brings me such peace, it’s the only thing that helps me sleep. Thank you Tim, really.

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

I love that Tim even preserves perishable items lmao

[@MeredithLikely]

My god the OG fidget spinner. Now we need to find out how many got yeeted

[@JohnSTF72]

Tim eating these old edibles without a sip of water from the Nile, extraordinary. Heh.

[@kingkebo3960]

Very slick product placement, Tim! “Some of your favorite mugs” indeed

[@RFC3514]

"Lick both sides evenly to maintain stability" - I'll have to try that with my girlfriend, maybe that's what I've been doing wrong.

[@Xatzimi]

Girls love it when you keep their center of gravity balanced

[@falqar1.6]

Lmao

[@Flint_YT]

okay what the fuck is wrong with you

[@logancap076]

@@Flint_YT its just a joke

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

@@Xatzimi I mean, who fricks their partner diagonally or sideways?

[@dustina2957]

I had a different thing in mind when I read edibles.

[@IllusiveSerb]

"Pork floss" is common in Serbia. Although it's an expensive version of "Pork cracklings", because it's usually with longer "fibers", we call it "tobacco cracklings".

[@B1indB1ake13]

It always amazes me that Tim has no problem using, destroying, or eating items in his collection for our entertainment. Thank you Tim! 😊

[@Bhazor]

Tim knows his audience.

[@PyroNinja713]

I remember Listerine selling those breath strips for awhile back in like the early 2000s and I've bought small "dip" can containers of that pork floss stuff before. Kinda miss both now. Lol

[@beetle__bug]

they still sell them, they're just very expensive

[@Hevymin]

@@beetle__bug Are they? I'm seeing them go for like 4 bucks on most major retailer sites

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

Mint tabs are like $1.

[@ShatteredGlass916]

03:58 we have that in Indonesia and yes, the mint is extremely strong even when compared to other candies with the same flavor 05:07 also, that's a literal candy fidget spinner lmao 10:32 also the smoothest merch introductions

[@lostpockets2227]

that's a finger fidget! not a fidget spinner!

[@iamsandwich]

Ooh I remember those thin mint sheets. It was so fun to take them out and let them dissolve on the tongue, just to be hit with extreme mint flavor. Miss those, haven’t seen them in years.

[@ShatteredGlass916]

@@iamsandwich they haven't sold those more for months now. Which is a damn shame tho

[@GorkoTheArchaeologist]

@@ShatteredGlass916 They're sold here in the US just about everywhere lol. Listerine, a company known for their mouth wash, has their own.

[@kutter_ttl6786]

Judging by the comments, looks like I'm one of the few people who DIDN'T think of weed edibles since Tim is too pure for that sort of thing.

[@lukav3509]

oh! so that's what everybody means , yeah i didn't think of weed edibles too 😁

[@Kloxbyn]

How is Tim "too pure for that sort of thing"? What the hell does that even mean?

[@kutter_ttl6786]

@@Kloxbyn first time here, eh?

[@Xatzimi]

I think there's good evidence for this. He had a "Bong Pong" toy in an episode but didn't seem to understand what it was referencing at all

[@zer0deaths862]

Last time I had Tim's Incredible Edibles I melted into a couch cushion for 4 hours.

[@Vendezrous]

Tim: ate the 20yrs old food and it does'nt effect him Me:"NICE"

[@robinw.8083]

May I recommend the channel Ashens. He has a whole series of eating really old food

[@JessScreams]

Imagining Tim as a little kid playing jokes on the grownups in his life brings me immense joy

[@wizardofloneliness2019]

My boy lookin like a snack himself!

[@cecilyerker]

Wizard of Loneliness why are you sexualizing Tim like this

[@Zyrdalf]

Tim is a drug

[@Zyrdalf]

Cecily Erker because he is lonesome

[@justascarecrow6988]

@@cecilyerker Because Tim is a handsome man with plenty of stories to share.

[@lostpockets2227]

Lookin' good enough for a poke!

[@sixthsonofanubis]

I love your channel Tim. Thank you so much for all that you do. I love seeing all of the little things that you have collected. Keep up the awesomeness!

[@samnaga310]

It's like I'm a kid again in class listening to one of my favorite teachers .Good show man

[@soulreaver6546]

Those tweezers are very nostalgic for me, i can still taste those chemically little gummy bugs

[@ObviousSchism]

What a lovely idea

[@SerabiiBot]

Over in our neck of the woods, we put pork floss on our rice and mix it about to incorporate it into the rice and you end up with a tasty bowl of rice. Useful if you only have rice and nothing else to have it with, though our pork floss is fluffy and not like solid clumps.

[@xititanix6990]

I had an incredible edible and now I'm watching this incredible video about this incredible guy showing us his collection of incredible edibles.

[@SimonJ57]

Pork floss was once featured on an Ashens video. He also had fish floss, amongst the usual dubious food-stuffs.

[@cecilyerker]

Listerine used to make those gelatin paper mints for refreshing your breath on the go

[@michaelstudley8062]

They still do, I think. They're like candy. I frickin love em. The little mint rush you get initially as it binds to your tongue is ALMOST too strong, makes you wince a little. Probably the menthol-iest thing I can tolerate. Even with that intensity, they're so good.

[@kane2742]

They still do. I have some in my pocket right now. They don't contain gelatin. (The ingredients do list carageenan, a vegetarian/vegan alternative to gelatin.)

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

They still do! I made a tiny paper crane from one once.

[@bbenny9033]

no one mentioning lsd?

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

I remember people selling paper mints as a candy, kinda rare nowadays

[@clocktomato4199]

This dude is the coolest grandpa ever

[@oceanrock8700]

the whistle and the paper mint was literally my childhood,,,, they were popular in my area

[@ralchee7850]

i feel like such a special guest that Tim even will actually eat his collection just for me 🥺

[@jonhilderbrand4615]

Very often, when I come across a channel I like, I tend to binge watch it and end up with nothing to watch or have to wait until the next video. I have decided with yours that I like it so much, I am going to take my time and treat myself to it a little slower! Extraordinary content! Thanks so much!

[@activefnm7814]

The amount of times he smacked his lips😂😂

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

An intriguing title I must say. Heh.

[@Jesse__H]

heh.

[@abhimanyukhadwal]

Heh.

[@AbhisarRawat]

Heh.

[@sascha_hammer]

Heh.

[@nickenglehart6469]

*Heh.*

[@ArnoldsKtm]

oh I remember those paper mints. they were great.

[@Minihood31770]

Has Tim seen that Japanese TV show where half the things in the room is made of food? I think he'd love the idea

[@chillapollo8188]

"White chocolate, yellow chocolate, streaky bacon chocolate..."

[@Antunkis]

Damn , didn't know Tim was into edibles like that, he be wild doe

[@gratedlentils7123]

Legend! the western man knows of the 肉鬆! in Hong Kong, there is a bread called 肉鬆包, which is porkfloss bread and it taste pretty good. It is also spicy porkfloss sometimes, or sometimes mixed with seaweed.

[@Poindexta75]

Saw the video's title and instantly thought Tim had gone full 420.

[@authenticpug]

How many mg of THC tho

[@roachdoggjr45]

MG? HEH!!

[@lostpockets2227]

at least 500

[@cleanfrank218]

I'm a 20 year old man. I've watched his videos on toy guns out of humor but now I'm hooked in his collection. My favorite is the umbrella collection. I'm your biggest fan ( litterally)

[@tylerdrainville1136]

Found this channel just when I needed it. Thanks Tim.

[@lule.qershie]

I really love this channel. If Bob Ross still lived you two would change the whole KZbin with your warm voices and calming videos

[@lordmeme1409]

I can imagine tim just smokin some weed

[@JEMHull-gf9el]

that pork floss is great on vermicelli with a fried egg and some fish sauce and some green onion and some fried garlic.

[@Aleinwhisper455]

Ngl I thought my dude was gonna go high even him sniffing in the beggining

[@wetwilIy]

Tim trolling us is actually the best thing ever.

[@barrel9158]

Mmmm twenty year old candy. That would fit perfectly next to the fluffy mints at grandmas

[@HO1ySh33t]

It's kinda funny seeing pork floss, which is sold everywhere in my country (and most housewives make it in bulk), being considered an exotic collectible.

[@ozgurcetin8867]

His voice like asmr

[@MANGO-dk9cz]

When I saw these Paper mints I felt do god damn nostalgic. My mom used to by me those when I were a kid, because I always liked them. :D I miss the old times.

[@kiranzwei1746]

Tim would love the plastic food they put on display in Japan. They replicate the dishes they have in a restaurant out of plastic and put them on display outside the shop. It’s an ingenious idea to show people what they’re ordering

[@m.williams2619]

A new Grand Illusions, you say? We are always here to enjoy your collection!

[@douglasparkinson4123]

my dad used to buy me the chocolate tools. use to love them.

[@chris-ui3zh]

new life goal is to get on tims xmas card list. what a joy it must be to receive well wishes from such a cool guy

[@vichayaouearrepan1602]

5:20 well that just sounds like a choking hazard

[@bernardosax]

what a wholesome channel. just subscribed.

[@funnybagman7506]

Yo these edibles are epic

[@rileyhorn766]

Tim alway spins the rattle back the wrong way first and thinks it’s right, then spins the right way and is equally impressed

[@Lily-pi6wd]

Not gonna lie, i was waiting for him to eat each one of it

[@stephlrideout]

Oh wow, I got those exact same astronaut strawberries at Cape Canaveral when I was 10!

[@TextureKing]

Hey, this is stuff I bought in Holland about 120 years ago... (eats it)

[@rosebrigade]

Pork floss is common here in America but in an unexpected way. They have mock "tobacco" products for kids that are actually pork floss. It tastes like jerky. I think they make them with beef floss too. In Malaysia they have bread/buns that have spicy chicken floss and mayo inside so when you eat it, it tastes like a spicy chicken sandwich.

[@scottj8243]

My dumb ass thought the candy was lighting up

[@justascarecrow6988]

Lovely. I could really go for a snack right about now.

[@FlorianEagox]

Whoever named this just knew what they were doing >_>

[@KavachiaVideo]

We all love Tim. How could anybody hate this international treasure of a man?

[@donaloflynn]

I don't think Tim's friends are long-suffering at all, they're very lucky!

[@tatertots1292]

2:34 it looks like you are playing with the turd i just dropped in the toilet bowl

[@kingkoollgs]

Imagine the smell of the drawer he keeps them in

[@SystemRush]

HOLY SHIT, IT'S PORK FLOSS AND CHIEF ADVANCE WITH HIS GIANT THUMB!

[@Laurabeck329]

I don't know if Tim has seen one of these before but I remember getting these lollipop slide whistles when I was a kid. They were long cylindrical lollipops and the top of them was shaped like a whistle, the middle was hallow and the stick could be slid in and out to change the pitch. I feel it would fit right in with the rest of this collection

[@TFSyndicate]

Ever come across any chocolate records? (Yes, they actually play on turntables!)

[@AltimaNEO]

I remember those mints! They were popular at school back when I was still a kid in the 90s.

[@TransistorBased]

These videos do get a lot more fun with some incredible edibles

[@royalrepublican3480]

9:25 in space they would add water back, water stick together because of surface tension so what you're eating doesnt chumble into small pieces and fly off and get in places you dont want it.

[@1handedWheely]

Ah, you kids and your lingo !!

[@shrimpshrimpal]

tim really out here getting zooted?

[@speedokingu]

ye

[@kasriouiyassir]

Edibles lol, now I see why he is so chi all the time

[@KingMB_XJ_Official]

Man, these edibles are cool shit

[@VON.exe.]

Zzz

[@lovethatdarkness]

Tim: "Oh dear. I do believe that these edibles aren't quite up to par-" 0:00

[@racesmith3075]

SLICK! That merch plug was sweet! Subtle so it feels like u just saw a secret...a leak. Love it!

[@LoneHermit]

Future historians will be baffled about how well preserved and whole Tim's candy toys are

[@ash-iq3hn]

Hey Tim! That pork floss you mentioned in the video is also common in Malaysia and I'm pretty sure it is throughout South East Asia. We actually put them on bread or as toppings for porridge, or at least I do. I've never heard of putting them on omelettes or steaks! 😆